[英超传声筒]MD27 谁是伯恩利的第12人——扎卡？门柱？裁判？

[–]【曼联】Bacon_Boobies 342 points 19 hours ago 

That was fucking wild at the end. Woodwork the 12th man for Burnley there.

比赛尾声阶段太特么热闹了。门框君的加入让伯恩利多打一人。

[–]【狼队】DJHelium 81 points 18 hours ago 

Friend told me to watch, only saw last 10 mins. Lots of action for a Burnley game!

我朋友之前叫我看这场，结果我只看了最后10分钟。伯恩利的比赛真刺激！

[–]Wonky_Albatross 152 points 18 hours ago 

Tell Friend he’s a cunt for not giving us that pen

转告弗伦德，连点球都不给判，他就是个瓜怂

（译注：Kevin Friend是本场比赛VAR裁判）

[–]【阿森纳】boye_ 97 points 18 hours ago 

13th man* The 12th man is the referees

伯恩利应该是多打两人，第12人是裁判啦

[–]TYGOODNIGHTMUCHLOVE 69 points 18 hours ago 

I thought the 12th man was Xhaka, only Burnley player to pick up an assist today.

第12人是扎卡才对吧，他是伯恩利本场比赛唯一刷到助攻的球员。

[–]【阿森纳】RyJG[🍰] 744 points 19 hours ago 

This match had everything on the Arsenal checklist. I hated it.

阿森纳的保留节目这场比赛是一个没少演啊。烦死了。

[–]【智利】cuchoi 645 points 18 hours ago 

✓ Clear penalty not given

✓ Xhaka making a mistake leading to a goal

✓ Missing sitters

✖ Injured players

There was one item missing

✓ 明显点球不判

✓ 扎卡失误送礼

✓ 门前吐饼

✖ 球员伤退

还是少了一项

[–]【热刺】Snoo8331100 248 points 18 hours ago 

No red cards too.

也没有红牌。

[–]【阿森纳】sakanelli 99 points 18 hours ago 

Reversed tho

有过，撤回了

[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 129 points 18 hours ago 

—Missed chances

—Huge defensive error to gift opposition a goal

—VAR ignoring a blatant penalty we should have been awarded

—VAR suddenly waking up to overturn a penalty and red card given in our favour

—More huge misses, including hitting the post in the final seconds

I hate this fucking sport.

—频失良机

—巨超低级失误送给对手一球

—VAR在我厂赢得正经八百的点球时装睡

—VAR忽然苏醒，然后撤回对我厂有利的点球及红牌判罚

—更多吐饼，包括最后时刻击中门柱

累觉不爱。

[–]【阿森纳】PoogleGoon123 191 points 18 hours ago 

Auba brilliant goal ✓

Xhaka being Xhaka ✓

VAR doing whatever the fuck VAR does ✓

Pepe missing sitter ✓

Leno saving our ass ✓

2 woodwork hits at the end ✓

Opponent's defenders playing like fucking prime Maldini when it matters ✓

That's the Arsenal dream right there.

奥巴绝佳进球 ✓

扎卡本卡归来 ✓

VAR渣渣依旧 ✓

莱诺继续当爹 ✓

两记门框收尾 ✓

关键时刻对方后卫马尔蒂尼附体 ✓

阿森纳式的梦幻之夜。

[–]【IFK哥德堡】snusd0san 332 points 19 hours ago* 

Bro how on Earth did Burnley get away with a point lol

伯恩利到底是咋赚到这一分的

[–]【巴萨】lkjhgfdhgfd 129 points 18 hours ago 

ref...that handball, my god that should be impossible to fuck up, but they still did somehow

裁判呗……那个手球，我的天呐，完全是没可能搞砸的判罚，然而他们就是搞砸了

[–]【佩斯卡拉】Ljthefirst 19 points 18 hours ago 

The pinball in Burnley's box at the end was almost comical.

补时阶段伯恩利禁区里的三维弹球也太好笑了吧。

[–]【阿森纳】meezy295 28 points 19 hours ago 

Granit Xhaka + Andre Marriner + Shocking Finishing

扎卡+马里纳+气死先人的临门脚法

[–]【阿森纳】mahades 69 points 19 hours ago 

Because an outstreched hand isn't a handball, apparently

很明显，因为伸手触球不算手球啊

[–]【利物浦】_cumblast_ 100 points 18 hours ago 

And in other matches they'll give them when the arm is stuck to the body. Shambles.

换一场比赛，哪怕手臂紧贴身体，裁判又会判手球了。看不懂的世道。

[–]【利物浦】dfla01 487 points 19 hours ago 

Another day, another referee fuck up.

Best league in the world? Lmfaoooo

又是新的一天，又是新的裁判凸槌。

世界最佳联赛，就这？我特么笑死

[–]【利物浦】RobbieFowler9 214 points 18 hours ago* 

The handball rule is basically completely random at this point.

We started the season with everything being a penalty and we're ending it with nothing being a penalty.

眼下这手球规则感觉完全是随机的。

赛季开始时，啥情况都能判点球；现在的趋势嘛，啥情况都判不了点球。

[–]【纽卡斯尔喷气机】AussieApathy 42 points 19 hours ago 

Someone forgot to tell the refs they were supposed to be the best.

大概是负责提醒裁判尽心尽责的人翘班了吧。

[–]【阿森纳】ChibzyDaze 108 points 19 hours ago 

We’re just a farmers league with saturated screens

这就是个充斥着过多屏幕的农民联赛

[–]【布莱顿】MisterEvely 4673 points 20 hours ago2 

That is simulataneously the most Burnley goal to score and the most Arsenal goal to concede. In retrospect it was completely inevitable

这既是最有伯恩利味道的进球，也是最具阿森纳风格的丢球。如此一想的话，这球是注定会发生的。

[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 1393 points 20 hours ago 

Chris Wood's expression after the goal said it all. Even he was impressed by the quality of it all

克里斯-伍德进球后的肢体动作说明了一切。连他都被这一球所凝聚的神秘力量折服了

[–]【热刺】thejunglebook8 669 points 20 hours ago 

I think he banged one in the championship a few years back where the goalie just banged the ball straight into his head and it lobbed back over the keeper into the back of the net. Takes a great fucking striker to do this consistently.

好几年前他还在英冠（莱斯特城）踢球时也撞过这种大运，当时门将开大脚直接把球开到他头上，然后皮球反弹越过门将直挂球网。伟大的前锋总能打入这样的进球。

[–]【热刺】TheKingOfGhana 401 points 19 hours ago 

Almunia too, old Arsenal keeper lol

那名门将是阿穆尼亚（沃特福德），前阿森纳守门员哈哈哈

[–]【阿森纳】bcisme 244 points 19 hours ago 

Arsenal DNA

阿森纳DNA

[–]gunner308 1921 points 20 hours ago 

"None of the Burnley players have found him, but Xhaka did"

Commentator on the PL stream lol

“没有任何一名伯恩利的球员能够把球传给他，然而扎卡做到了”

英超转播的评论如此说道

[–]【阿森纳】semidefiant 225 points 19 hours ago 

Accurate savagery. I love it.

好残忍的说法。我喜欢。

[–]【南安普顿】LiamJonsano 1197 points 20 hours ago 

Goal of the season, sublime finishing ability

赛季最佳进球，万国来朝的终结能力

[–]【莱斯特城】xlonefoxx 357 points 20 hours ago 

Puskas contender

普斯卡什奖候选没他我不看

[–]【西汉姆联】Bacon_Devil 55 points 20 hours ago 

For once it's true when I say I might've been able to score that

终于有个球可以让我吹一句“我上我也进”了

[–]【阿森纳】heroshit 1583 points 20 hours ago 

Lmao

已笑脱肛

[–]【阿森纳】wasz_810 775 points 20 hours ago 

peak arsenal

最极致的阿森纳

[–]【阿森纳】meezy295 565 points 20 hours ago 

peak Xhaka

最极致的扎卡

[–]【汉堡】Beerenjuden 349 points 20 hours ago 

Leno should have booted it away too. Sometimes stop playing out the back and get the fucking ball out of there

莱诺也是，早早大脚开出去不就完了吗。有时候就别沉迷于后场控球了，早解围早安生。

[–]0429340 228 points 20 hours ago 

They're instructed to play out from the back, even under pressure. It's the game plan. Xhaka is open and calls for the ball, I don't think this is on Leno

他们的战术要求就是从后场开始组织，哪怕面对逼抢也是如此。比赛计划就这样。扎卡处于空位，而且还主动要球，所以这口锅不该让莱诺背

[–]【曼联】twersx 252 points 20 hours ago 

Xhaka is already being pressed from behind and has two more players around him in a triangle. Leno has view of the full pitch and should be able to realise that Xhaka receiving the ball isn't a good thing there.

扎卡身后已经有人施压了，并且还有另外两名球员上来构成三角合围。莱诺视野足够广，他应该意识到扎卡接球实属不妙。

[–]【阿森纳】JavBG17 133 points 19 hours ago 

Not really, he should have the quality to play a quick first time pass out to David Luiz. Not take 3 touches and kick it with his week foot directly at Chris Wood

也不尽然，扎卡完全有能力第一时间把球快速转移给远端的大卫-路易斯。而不是调整两下，再用非惯用脚直接传给伍德。

[–]【切尔西】ivan_rofl 216 points 20 hours ago 

he looked exactly at him 1 second before

传球前一秒他还观察了一眼伍德

[–]【拜仁】schwaiger1 134 points 20 hours ago 

"gonna shoot at him for the goal kick lol"

“蹴之其躯以获门球一枚，岂不美哉”

[–]【切尔西】salaarsk 12 points 18 hours ago 

Ahahaahahah

啊哈哈哈哈哈

[–]【阿森纳】RyJG[🍰] 875 points 20 hours ago* 

Arsenal, uh, finds a way

小破厂，呃，总能给你整出点新花样

[–]【热刺】CaptainKursk 363 points 20 hours ago 

Your defenders were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should...

你厂后卫太过专注于能不能搞定事情，然而却没想过该不该去搞事情

[–]【阿森纳】PeakSkinner 335 points 20 hours ago 

Of course it’s him.

是他啊，那就合理了。

[–]【罗马】geocheng 62 points 20 hours ago 

you mean Woodaldo?

你是指伍德阿尔多吗？

[–]Born-againRedditor 18 points 19 hours ago 

Woodinho

伍迪尼奥

[–]【阿森纳】lnverted 75 points 20 hours ago 

Brainless

僵尸都不吃扎卡

[–]【利物浦】artie_fresh 107 points 20 hours ago 

Keeper did him no favors but should have never taken a touch there

门将给他出了难题，但他不该接球后还做调整的

[–]【阿森纳】Lacabloodclot9 41 points 20 hours ago 

Just boot into row z, tell Leno to take a better look next time, problem solved

他就该一个大脚开上看台，然后告诉莱诺下次有点眼力价儿，问题解决

[–]【香港】caandjr 29 points 20 hours ago 

Every time Xhaka and Mustafi went on a "Redemption arc", they would do this stupid shit to remind people how dumb they are.

每当扎卡还有穆斯塔菲看似开始“自我救赎”时，他们总要搞出点脑子短路的事情来提醒人们自己有多蠢。

[–]【利物浦】m1ch4lt32 277 points 19 hours ago 

Why bother even having rules at this point

我要这规则有何用？

[–]【阿森纳】BrandNew85 2309 points 19 hours ago 

Welcome to the premier league where the rules are made up but the points do matter.

欢迎来到英格兰超级联赛，这里规则有的商量，但积分始终至上。

[–]【葡萄牙】Portugalpereira2088 525 points 17 hours ago 

"Things you say to the referee, but not your wife"

“哪些话你会跟裁判说，但不会跟太太讲？”

[–]【皇马】k_pineapple7 270 points 16 hours ago 

"so can i or can i not use my hands?"

“我能不能用手啊？”

[–]【阿森纳】Zakinfenwa 263 points 16 hours ago 

“Go fuck someone else for once”

“你就不能换个人搞一回吗？”

[–]【皇马】bolibombis 240 points 17 hours ago 

"When are you gonna blow for us?"

“你啥时候能为我们吹一次？”

[–]LordInquisitor 2377 points 19 hours ago 

I think they just flip a coin at this point

这球吧，他们一定是抛硬币决定的

[–]harlinind 610 points 19 hours ago 

Arsenal's coin must have "No Pen" on both sides.

阿森纳的硬币肯定两面都写的是“没有点球”。

[–]【阿森纳】fuckimbackonreddit9 155 points 19 hours ago 

There’s also a separate coin for when it’s a VAR check in our box

当轮到我厂禁区里出现VAR介入的情况时，那就另有一枚硬币了

[–]【阿森纳】Pompz88 96 points 19 hours ago 

VAR: Heads we win, tails you lose

VAR：正面我赢，背面你输

[–]【阿尔克马尔】BarbaricGamer 668 points 19 hours ago 

Do I just not understand the rules of this game anymore or what? How is that not a pen?

我这是突然不懂这项运动的规则了还是咋的？这怎么能不是一个点球呢？

[–]greenwizardneedsfood 182 points 16 hours ago 

That’s a handball in every single league in the goddamn world

这球放到世界上任何一个联赛里都特喵是个手球

[–]【阿森纳】bo-tvt 401 points 18 hours ago 

Arsenal

我们阿森纳是没有点球的

[–]【阿森纳】basedsims 1571 points 19 hours ago2 

Even Peter Walton thought it was a pen for fucks sake

就连彼得-沃尔顿都认为这是个点球，我滴妈呀

[–]RioBeckenbauer 544 points 19 hours ago 

If he is "surprised" the referee's decision you know it's a huge fuck up.

如果他都对裁判的判罚“感到惊讶”，那事情肯定大条了。

（译注：沃尔顿为前英超资深裁判，极少对同行争议判罚提出异议）

[–]【阿森纳】conceal_the_kraken 554 points 19 hours ago 

"it's a natural position for his stance of play"

So now we're jumping through these hoops apparently. Never heard that caveat used before today's excuse for it not being given.

“以他防守的姿势而言，他的手臂处于自然位置”

这么说，那些规则都忽略不计了呗。在今天被拿出来当作不判手球的借口之前，这种条款我连听都没听过。

[–]【阿森纳】Heblas 105 points 19 hours ago 

His arm was not out for balance, it was to grab Pepe.

他的手臂根本就不是为保持平衡而抬起来的，他是要去抓佩佩。

[–]MineturtleBOOM 108 points 19 hours ago 

When Peter Walton disagrees with the decision you know it's bad

连沃尔顿都不赞同判罚的话，那你就知道这哨吹得有多烂了

[–]【南安普顿】Superonkey101 2465 points 19 hours ago 

Lmao what the fuck. That is miles worse than the Kante one

这都什么乱七八糟的判罚。比坎特那次还要离谱得多。

[–]【卡利美洲】crashingtheboards 555 points 19 hours ago 

It's amazing what they call a handball and what they don't. Even with VAR.

什么算手球，什么不算点球，他们的标准简直是谜。有VAR都没用。

[–]【阿森纳】Aszneeee 412 points 19 hours ago 

If I was sitting in Arsenal board I'd send them a straight letter asking for why this isn't a penalty under which rule. Cos I seriously don't understand what is foul? Do you have to be named David Luiz?

我要是阿森纳董事会成员，我肯定给裁判委员会写信，质问那为什么不是一个点球、判罚依据是什么。因为我确实搞不懂，到底什么才叫犯规？难得犯规是大卫-路易斯的专属判罚吗？

[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 237 points 18 hours ago 

We'd probably be hit with a points deduction for daring to criticize the referees.

你敢批评裁判？小心扣掉你本来就不多的积分。

[–]Errortermsiqma 175 points 19 hours ago 

pieters playing volleyball there

彼得斯这是打排球啊

[–]【曼联】chrispepper10 114 points 19 hours ago 

They're just deciding not to over-turn handball decisions on VAR now they have to be. Because to give one would be to admit that the others have to be given as well.

This is more obvious than any handball all season, and it wasn't given.

他们只是决定不再去推翻VAR裁定的手球判罚了，他们不得不这么做。因为一旦判了一个手球，那就意味着其他同样的情况都得判手球。

这是赛季迄今最明显的手球了，结果没判。

[–]【巴萨】lkjhgfdhgfd 185 points 19 hours ago 

THE MOST OBVIOUS PEN ALL SEASON AN THEY FUCK IT UP.....man those refs are pure trash, it is close distance but fucking hell, he is playing football not hockey-gk, he has his arm stretched out so that shit can not be natural position. Man i give up, this makes 0 sense to me and if you are an Arsenal fan, shit is getting really frustrating. JUST WOW, impossible.

整个赛季到现在最明显不过的手球，然而没吹……那帮裁判就是纯垃圾，皮球距离后卫是很近没错，但是他特么又不是冰球守门员，他手臂都伸展开了，铁定不可能是在自然位置啊。我放弃了，对我来说这判罚完全讲不通，如果你是枪迷的话，确实太让人沮丧了。这就，难以置信。

[–]【皇马】NDawg360 1065 points 19 hours ago 

This league is rigged lmao. Every time I watch a match for Martin something like this happens

这联赛怕不是有剧本吧。每次我为了厄德高来看一场球就会出这种幺蛾子

[–]Aroused_AI 681 points 19 hours ago 

Welcome to the life of Arsenal fan.

欢迎体验阿森纳球迷的生活。

[–]【皇马】NDawg360 333 points 19 hours ago 

I am very sorry honestly

我非常遗憾，真的

[–]【阿森纳】plug_L1MP 124 points 18 hours ago 

Alcohol is the number one coping mechanism for us.

对我们来说，酒精就是最棒的应对机制。

[–]【切尔西】salaarsk 41 points 18 hours ago 

Pls don't kill yourselves lol

老铁，别想不开啊

[–]【阿森纳】plug_L1MP 87 points 18 hours ago 

Print "refs are shite" on my gravestone please

我的墓志铭就写“裁判是狗屎”好了

[–]【切尔西】Barry_McCocciner 1568 points 19 hours ago* 

It really is insane how ever since the early 2000s Wenger antics Arsenal just aren't refereed to the same standards as everyone else. I don't even see how anyone can argue otherwise at this point - every team gets bad calls against them but with Arsenal it's the same completely indefensible shit year in year out (and I fucking hate Arsenal).

早在2000年时期，温格就公开宣称阿森纳遭受的判罚与其他球队的标准不一，这真是太疯狂了。就这一点而言，我觉得还真没有人可以反驳——每支球队都遇到过不利的判罚，但对阿森纳来说，这些站不住脚的狗屎判罚可是年复一年在上演（我特别讨厌阿森纳）。

[–]【阿森纳】FudgingEgo 578 points 19 hours ago 

We even get the wrong players sent off lol.

我们甚至有球员被错误罚下，噗哈哈哈。

[–]【阿森纳】FrodoFraggins99 172 points 18 hours ago 

I remember that. Still makes me laugh.

我还记得那一幕呢。到现在我还会笑出来。

[–]chris0413 67 points 18 hours ago 

Was Andre Marriner too LOL

当年的主裁也是马里纳哈哈

[–]【阿森纳】Steo42 936 points 19 hours ago 

Christ. You know shit’s bad when we’ve got Chelsea fans sticking up for us

老天爷。连车迷都站出来为咱们说话，你就知道这坨翔有多熏人了

[–]【热刺】silenthills13 92 points 17 hours ago 

I mean, as a Spurs fan I definitely feel for you. Regardless if the animosities, the sport needs to be fucking fair, man

说真的，作为刺迷我也为你们难过。世仇先放一边，这项运动要的就是他么的公平

[–]【阿森纳】Steo42 46 points 16 hours ago 

Alright now this is just getting ridiculous. SPURS fans feeling sorry for us?! I need to lie down

这画风愈发荒诞了啊。连热刺球迷都替我们难过？！让我躺会先