[英超传声筒]MD25续 进占前四！林皇的下一个尬舞舞台会是伯纳乌？

[–]【切尔西】Hardingnat 1165 points 22 hours ago 

david moyes really is doing an unbelievable job

业绩惊人莫耶斯

[–]【曼联】StringTailor 277 points 22 hours ago 

He told his defenders to stop conceding goals and it worked

他只是告诉后卫不要再丢球，立竿见影

[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 443 points 22 hours ago 

It’s mad how organised he’s made them and playing really nice stuff at times

他能将球队打造得如此井井有条真是了不起，他们时不时也能踢出高质量的足球

[–]【西汉姆联】Runningman0301 318 points 22 hours ago 

we just needed a striker in january because antonio gets gassed around the 70th minute or he's out with a recurring hamstring injury. just 1-2 signings made in january would have really solidified our run into the 2nd half of the season

由于安东尼奥几乎只有70分钟的体能，也存在腿筋复发而缺阵的可能，我们在一月份迫切需要一名前锋加盟。只要在一月份做好一两笔签约，那我们踏入下半赛季的脚步便能更加坚实。

[–]【西汉姆联】WeeJimmyBoy 127 points 22 hours ago 

That and a midfield. I was panicking when Soucek got injured with who we could replace him with

前锋和一名中场。绍切克之前受伤时我慌得一匹，担心球队找不到他的替代者

[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 55 points 22 hours ago 

Yeah I’m still kinda surprised at the lack of a striker. Didn’t think Lingard would work but just came in well already

是啊，你锤前锋储备荒成这样我还挺惊讶的。本来以为林加德来了也没啥用，结果居然即插即用

[–]lqku 136 points 22 hours ago 

just the quality you would expect from a former manchester united manager

人家毕竟是前曼联主帅啊，品质不负期待

[–]【曼联】bluewaff1e 211 points 22 hours ago* 

I know you're joking, but people forget how great Moyes was at Everton for over a decade as well.

我知道你是在开玩笑，但人们忘了莫耶斯之前在埃弗顿执教的十年同样非常出色。

[–]lqku 109 points 22 hours ago 

the joke was about this match having 2 former manchester united managers

这个玩笑其实是关于这场曼联前任主帅德比的

[–]【西汉姆联】TheLifeofSonny 1386 points 22 hours ago 

What a time to be alive, West Ham one step closer to having Lingard lead the Milly Rock at the Bernabéu

多么美好的时代，西汉姆联队距离在伯纳乌让林加德领跳嘻哈舞蹈只差一步之遥

[–]just_dew_eat 219 points 22 hours ago 

You love to see it

喜闻乐见

[–]4-4-fucking-2 155 points 21 hours ago 

Might as well disband the club if Lingard does it in your stadium.

如果林加德回老特拉福德跳这舞的话，你魔怕不是直接吃散伙饭算了

[–]NoooRuuuun 74 points 20 hours ago 

I don't think he'd celebrate against United. I'd actually put money on that.

我觉得他不会在对曼联的比赛时庆祝的。我敢打赌。

[–]【西汉姆联】crispiepancakes 88 points 18 hours ago 

I'd put my house on it, seeing as he's not allowed to play ManU under the loan terms..

我押一套房，毕竟根据租借条款，他是不能出战东家曼联的…

[–]【皇马】mishomasho 31 points 21 hours ago 

JLingz and the gang set the Bernabeu alight...

What a sight!

大林子与铁锤帮燃爆伯纳乌……

画美不看！

[–]【西汉姆联】spikez64 472 points 22 hours ago 

4th, just like we all predicted. Fuck me that 2nd half was stressful.

进占第四，正如我们所料。下半场简直压力山大，煎熬死人了

[–]【曼城】codespyder 274 points 22 hours ago 

Hello fellow Top-4 side, please have a seat. Biscuits and tea are over there.

你好啊前四小伙伴，请入座。茶点自便。

[–]【西汉姆联】onefootin 314 points 22 hours ago 

Does this mean we get to join the Super League now?

这是不是意味着我锤可以参加欧洲超级联赛啦？

[–]【曼城】codespyder 317 points 21 hours ago 

[–]【曼城】SeaWorldOrBust 89 points 20 hours ago 

No that's only for big clubs like Liverpool and Arsenal, who are too big for the top four.

不，那是为像是利物浦和阿森纳这样的豪门球队准备的，他们眼下还在前四门外嚎呢。

[–]【曼城】idosade 112 points 21 hours ago 

No, no one should join it fuck the super league

不，谁都别参加，去特喵的欧洲超级联赛

[–]【卡莱尔联】IsabellesWarmDogHole 67 points 22 hours ago 

The only thing that could make this season any better is if Everton somehow get into the top four along with Leicester and West Ham.

想让这个赛季更美妙一点吗？请让埃弗顿与莱斯特城和西汉姆联在前四胜利会师吧。

[–]【曼联】Obi_Myke 126 points 22 hours ago 

West Ham fans must have aged 30 years in the last 10 mins. Great game with outstanding defensive effort from West ham. Spurs need to get out of their rut or kiss any Europe goodbye next season.

比赛最后10分钟里，西汉姆联队球迷估计老了30岁。这场比赛西汉姆联队拿出了卓绝的防守表现。热刺必须赶紧摆脱低迷了，不然只能跟下赛季的欧战说拜拜。

[–]【西汉姆联】Westhamwayintherva 39 points 21 hours ago 

Can confirm, hairs gone grey.

我作证，头发都吓白了。

[–]【热刺】CentralConflict 25 points 15 hours ago 

We’re gonna end in like 9th place, lose the Carabao and squeak an ugly Europa win in to get CL and Mou will claim he’s Jesus.

我们本赛季最终会名列第九，痛失联赛杯，然后通过丑陋的胜利拿到欧联杯借以跻身下赛季欧冠，穆里尼奥将昭告天下自己乃耶稣本酥。

[–]Aardwolf45 635 points 22 hours ago 

JLINGZ is so good in london lmao. I remember his goals at Wembley. he finally find his home.

林加德在伦敦简直如鱼得水哈哈哈。我还记得他在温布利的进球。他终于找到了自己的归宿。

[–]【曼城】caionow 108 points 21 hours ago 

Lingard feels like a meme and I can't describe why. I am throughly enjoying watching him thrive at Westham.

我感觉林加德浑身上下都散发着段子气息，但我没法形容原因。看到他在西汉姆联队撒欢，我很欣慰。

[–]【曼联】CatharticEcstasy 60 points 17 hours ago 

He looks and acts like he's the spry teenager who just got called up to the team.

Then you remember somebody on reddit clamouring that he's already 25.

Then you google him and realize that he's almost 30...

他看起来就像是刚刚加入球队的一名活力四射的年轻人。

然后你想起R站上有人嚷嚷他都25岁了。

再然后你搜索了他的资料，发现他已年近30……

[–]【阿德莱德联】ihatelettuce3 224 points 22 hours ago 

Moonwalking on the Emirates

他在酋长球场的月球漫步仿佛还在昨天

[–]【TSV施瓦尔梅】SVWerder46 100 points 22 hours ago 

That was an all-time celebration

那可是一次载入史册的庆祝

[–]【曼联】CaptainHaddock_ 475 points 22 hours ago* 

Spurs need to find a way to get Ndombele more advanced. Felt like he was locked away for 60-70 mins

Also Bale wound back the clock a bit today. Was great

Should also say big ups to West Ham, what a season they are having

热刺需要找到让恩东贝莱发挥更多优势的办法。感觉他被禁锢了60-70分钟

贝尔今天也焕发青春了。踢得很棒

同时也要向西汉姆致敬，他们这个赛季的表现真是没的说

[–]【热刺】JimmyOwl 181 points 22 hours ago 

Problem is then we've to partner Sissoko or Winks with PEH which makes progressing the ball much more difficult

问题在于，我们不得不让西索科或温克斯与霍伊别尔搭档中场，这让组织推进变得更加困难

[–]【凯尔特人】sjekky 65 points 22 hours ago 

Bale playing less than Lucas and Lamela makes zero sense to me, Spurs need someone who can pull magic out of nothing

在我看来，贝尔的出场机会比卢卡斯和拉梅拉都还少简直没道理，热刺需要一个于无声处炸惊雷之人

[–]【热刺】CA_spur 196 points 22 hours ago 

Thing is, until Wolfsberger and today, he wasn't doing that

事实上，在打沃尔夫斯贝格那场比赛和今天这场之前，他根本就没拿出这样的表现

[–]【热刺】tottenhamnole 1354 points 22 hours ago 

Imagine a CL team parking the bus at home against a mid table side.

一支欧冠区球队居然在自己主场对阵一支中游球队时摆大巴，你敢信？

[–]【泽尼特】Martblni 226 points 22 hours ago 

So many people don't get this joke here jesus christ

我去，居然有这么多人没明白层主这个笑话

[–]【波尔图】Vic_Rodriguez 233 points 22 hours ago 

Love how every single comment replying to this clearly didn’t watch the game and just came to shit on Mourinho

有些人连比赛都没看，光瞅见层主这句话就无脑来喷穆里尼奥，我也是醉了

[–]【曼联】bazfiz 99 points 22 hours ago 

surely manager of the season?

赛季最佳教练已无悬念？

[–]【热刺】slashchunks 289 points 22 hours ago 

I don’t think Jose has done enough to deserve that personally

穆帅何德何能拿这个奖啊

[–]【阿森纳】DaDinklesIsMyJam 31 points 22 hours ago 

That would be great and well deserved if they keep this up.

如果铁锤帮保持这股劲头，那莫耶斯获奖也算实至名归。

[–]【曼联】Kirranium 22 points 22 hours ago 

Dean Smith and Brendan Rodgers in with a shout as well.

迪恩-史密斯和布兰登-罗杰斯请求一战。

[–]【阿森纳】FanFlow 18 points 21 hours ago 

Look at the squads, results and position in table Moyes deserves it the most.

你把各家阵容、战绩和积分榜排名拿出来比一比就清楚，最佳教练舍莫耶斯其谁？

[–]【西汉姆联】WHUgill 4118 points 23 hours ago 

The celebrations have improved ten fold around here since the arrival of the lord Jesse Lingard

林皇来到咱们铁锤帮，事必躬亲地对球队的庆祝动作进行了深入的技术扶贫

[–]【曼联】kiersmini 2460 points 23 hours ago 

And that ability to lift others around him is why we’re going to ask for £100m, final offer

基于他这项带动身边人共同进步的本领，我魔决定将其身价定为1亿镑，这可是最终价格咯

[–]Vavz101 986 points 23 hours ago 

Funny how when he first went we would be glad for £15 million now West Ham won’t be able to afford him if he keeps going like this.

最初他打包去伦敦时，咱们还为赚这150万租金偷着乐，没成想现在按林皇这个势头踢下去，西汉姆联恐怕是负担不起他的身价了。

[–]【利物浦】tarakian-grunt 750 points 23 hours ago 

let's face it, he won't be playing as freely if he's still at United. Sometimes a player just needs a change.

面对现实吧，如果他还留在曼联，那他肯定没法踢得像现在这样潇洒。球员嘛，有时候就是需要一点改变。

[–]liamthelad 545 points 23 hours ago 

Heck, not even just a player. Sometimes in life you need a change!

可说呢，还不光是球员这样。任何人在生活中有时候都需要一点改变！

[–]【圣何塞地震】no-mames 713 points 23 hours ago 

It’s true. Weed just doesn’t do it anymore, time to upgrade to black tar heroin

说的对。大-麻已经不管用了，是时候升级到黑焦海-洛-因了

[–]whythemfriescold 91 points 21 hours ago 

Wait a minute......

你不对劲……

[–]cryshol 17 points 23 hours ago 

Let us know when you are dead.

全村吃饭那天记得通知一声。

[–]【曼联】C0NSTABEL 84 points 22 hours ago 

Madlad actually did a hammers celebration, shows how happy he is to be playing again for sure. Loyal too

小伙子还真来了个锤子交叉式的庆祝动作，重新找回踢球的快乐都写在脸上了。也算是向铁锤帮表了忠心

[–]【曼联】MagicGnome97 490 points 23 hours ago 

I'll never forget him moonwalking at the emirates and doing the wakanda thingo hahaha.

我永远都会记得他在酋长球场的月球漫步，还有他那个瓦坎达姿势哈哈哈。

[–]【罗马】THEKIDFL6 165 points 21 hours ago 

The Arsenal fan reactions from that are classics

阿森纳球迷当时看到他庆祝的反应也是经典

[–]BushHDSmartTV 102 points 21 hours ago 

Arsenal Fan TV are still fuming about it

AFTV那帮人到现在都还在喷他呢

[–]ugotbaited 2676 points 23 hours ago 

Best loan of the season?

本赛季最佳租借交易没跑了吧？

[–]【曼城】idosade 1480 points 23 hours ago 

All time*

史上最佳租借

[–]【奥尔堡】m8getdun 817 points 23 hours ago 

Bendtner to Juventus has to be a contender.

本特纳租借加盟尤文图斯有的一拼。

[–]【曼城】idosade 521 points 23 hours ago 

Kevin prince boateng to barca >

还不如凯文-普林斯-博阿滕去巴萨

[–]【尤文图斯】Meath77 63 points 23 hours ago 

It still looks weird just reading that

本帝来过我妇这事，今时今日想起来我还是懵圈的

[–]JioJio92 319 points 23 hours ago 

Up there with Källström to Arsenal.

（林加德租借西汉姆）也就和谢尔斯特伦租借去阿森纳齐名

[–]【瓦伦西亚】Lee_Kang-In 403 points 23 hours ago 

Moyseh masterclass. Got the loan on a technicaliteh

莫耶斯大师级操作。仅凭租借就搞来一位技术高手

[–]ugotbaited 142 points 23 hours ago 

4th in the league, he knows what he's doing

都冲到联赛第四了，跟你闹呢

[–]【南安普顿】Turnernator06 57 points 22 hours ago 

Minimino is doing very well too.

南野拓実在圣徒表现也很出色。

[–]【曼联】Obi_Myke 1431 points 23 hours ago 

Go on JLingz.

大林子加油。

[–]【曼联】kiersmini 854 points 23 hours ago 

I genuinely celebrate his goals as much as united’s

我就跟庆祝曼联的进球一样庆祝他这粒进球

[–]【曼联】jaddf 600 points 23 hours ago 

cos he is a fuckin United player through and through.

Either he goes on a haul and comes back as a valid option or we sell him so he can progress his career with WHU.

Still love the muppet though

因为他说到底还是我魔的球员啊。

无论他是修炼归来成为我魔的解决方案，还是最终转会去西汉姆开启他的职业生涯新征程，他都是红魔人。

我还是蛮喜欢他的木偶舞的

[–]【曼联】necro-botanist 287 points 23 hours ago 

He's raising his price tag and also his reputation again through performances like these. Good for us, great for himself. Genuinely a deal which has suited all three parties

通过这样优异的表现，他正在重拾自己的身价和声誉。这对我魔和他本人来说都是好事情。这是一笔三赢的好买卖。

[–]【西汉姆联】MauriceBeverly69 212 points 23 hours ago 

Would love to sign him permanently, he’s so direct and energetic with an incredible work rate. He immediately linked up really well with our forward players too and you can see the friendships he’s made/already had through England

我反正挺乐意让他永久转会过来的，他很直接、充满活力，效率也很惊人。他跟我锤的锋线也是无缝衔接，更别提他走遍英伦大地所结下的诸多友谊。

[–]【阿贾克斯】TheOnlyTagey 472 points 23 hours ago 

I swear Lingard's signature move is to just run straight through a defense, and it's worked quite often

我敢说林加德的必杀技就是直插对方防线身后，而且还总能奏效

[–]【曼联】Pelanty21 308 points 21 hours ago 

Do defenders think "mate, it's Lingard, whats the worst that could ha---"?

后卫总是会想“哥们，不就一林加德嘛，他还能搞出个什么……”？

[–]Symbol_of_Peace 42 points 20 hours ago 

Famous last word

名遗言

[–]【西汉姆联】andreasen2 1731 points 23 hours ago 

I honestly cannot believe this shit! WE ARE MASSIVE!

我真不敢相信这一切！做大做强！

[–]【尤文图斯】Handyman2116 856 points 23 hours ago 

Can't wait to see Noble man-marking Ronaldo at the Allianz next season

快进到下赛季安联球场上诺布尔盯防C罗

[–]【奈梅亨】n23_ 415 points 23 hours ago* 

Noble would only be brought on 115th minute for the pens only to immediately two-foot Ronaldo while getting away with only a yellow somehow. Then he'd score the deciding penalty.

诺布尔只是个比赛第115分钟才会替补上场踢点球的工具人，上来就双脚飞铲C罗，结果侥幸只拿了张黄牌。随后他就罚中了决定性的点球。

[–]【利物浦】spunk_wizard 136 points 23 hours ago 

Ronaldo is in cold sweats just thinking about it

一想到诺布尔要来盯防自己，C罗不禁冷汗直冒

[–]loveandpeace1996 51 points 21 hours ago 

He'd be grateful to play against his football teacher Lingardinho

同时他又为能够与自己的足球恩师林加德尼奥交手而欣喜不已

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】Wunsen 224 points 23 hours ago 

Please get top 4 😂

务必打进前四啊 😂

[–]【西汉姆联】andreasen2 347 points 23 hours ago 

Fucking hell mate it's like I'm living in a fever dream. WHU in CL is the sort of shithousery I can only dream about.

卧了个大槽，感觉自己像是活在一场热夜之梦里。西汉姆打欧冠这种瞎胡闹剧情我只在梦里见过。

[–]【曼联】grrmjkr 294 points 23 hours ago 

give your team some credit, you haven't been winning by pure shithousery. Moyes has done a great job.

相信你自家的球队，你们最近的胜绩绝非靠的是瞎胡闹。莫耶斯的执教功不可没。

[–]【曼联】Bombtwo 67 points 22 hours ago 

The Chosen One, Football Genius

天选之人，足球天才

[–]bobogunner 158 points 23 hours ago 

Biggest club in the London currently, according to the table.

积分榜而论，你锤就是当下的伦敦之王。

[–]【热刺】Snoo8331100 829 points 23 hours ago 

Just when you think we can't become a bigger meme

正当人们以为我刺的笑话不可能闹得更大的时候……

[–]【热刺】The-Darkest-Knight 726 points 23 hours ago 

Lmaoooo imagine watching Lingard celebrate one goal twice against you. 😂

试问，目睹林加德对你主队进球之后还庆祝两次是一种怎样的体验？😂

[–]【西汉姆联】epicluca 112 points 23 hours ago 

Beating teams above you is always tough, not looking forward to our upcoming games vs Leicester, Utd and City

击败排名比你靠前的球队总是非常困难的，接下来我锤还要打莱斯特城、曼联和曼城，没眼看

[–]【曼联】xGiven 74 points 22 hours ago 

Just beat City 10 to nothing

请揍曼城一个10-0

[–]【西汉姆联】endofautumn 66 points 22 hours ago 

Title games mate. Man City aren’t out of reach if we beat them next week...........lol yeah can’t say that with a straight face. We’ll get battered.

哥们，那可是争冠重头戏。如果我们下周击败曼城的话，那他们也就一肩之遥而已……噗呲，我实在绷不住了。我锤惨案预定。