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ON: 1/8决赛首回合 巴萨 1-4 巴黎圣日耳曼
[–]CreateNewAccountsss 2411 points 3 hours ago
Mbappe v Barca
姆巴佩对阵巴萨 一图流
[–]tinkwinksausage 988 points 3 hours ago
This is actually so fucking funny lmao
looks like a fucking cartoon
哈哈哈,太尼玛逗了
就跟特么看动画片似的
[–]obadetona 257 points 3 hours ago
Haha was just thinking that. His pose is like something you would draw but never actually see in real life
哈哈我也这么觉得。此姿只应画上有,人间能得几回见。
[–]【博卡青年】ayudarescomparti 231 points 3 hours ago
Haha yes, it reminds me of this meme
哈哈没错,让我想起这个梗图
![](https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/202102/17/BbsImg_26351723465132_1613544099_s_69065_o_w_500_h_465_73256.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_800/format,webp)
(译注:Roblox为世界最大的青少年在线游戏平台)
[–]【智利大学队】jugol 60 points an hour ago
I'm bored
无聊P个图
[–]s1m0n8 38 points 3 hours ago
![](https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/202102/17/BbsImg_26351723465132_1613544196_s_234275_o_w_510_h_385_98764.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_800/format,webp)
(译注:戏仿美国动画《乐一通》中的角色走鹊BB鸟)
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Boucot 37 points 3 hours ago
(译注:丁丁历险记)
[–]【尤文图斯】CheekyFifaCunt_7 90 points 3 hours ago
He was looking like Brazilian Ronaldo out there
他看起来就像是巴西的那位罗纳尔多
[–]【摩德纳】neverfinishedanythi 21 points 2 hours ago
I miss Ronaldo so much
我可太想念大罗了
[–]LetMeGobbleUpYourAss 139 points 3 hours ago
my man literally has the mario jump look to him
马力欧的跳跃动作也不过如此
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】strausbreezy28 209 points 3 hours ago
The ref didn't go back and give him a yellow for it either.
裁判居然没给皮克补一张黄牌
[–]【法国】TheChiffre 1556 points 3 hours ago
On the bright side for Barcelona, this is a 50% improvement over their last champions league game. Progress!
往好了看,这比起巴萨上一次欧冠淘汰赛的比分有了50%的改善。进步显著!
[–]【里昂】dalyon 621 points 3 hours ago
50% decline in attack tho
但进攻方面也有50%的滑坡
[–]【曼城】4ssteroid 28 points 3 hours ago
Same in the second leg
然后次回合又来个相同比分
[–]【巴萨】upvote-me-ya-bish 63 points 3 hours ago
Lol I'm happy we got away with 4-1
兵临城下竟能4-1全身而退,实属不易
[–【利物浦】]vadapaav 75 points 3 hours ago
This was at home mate
退个毛啊哥们,这是你们自家城池
[–]【马竞】zts105 202 points 3 hours ago
its away for Messi, home is next game
对梅西而言确实是客场,下一回合才是主场呢
[–]【曼城】codespyder 330 points 3 hours ago
Good guy PSG saved Barcelona the embarrassment of collapsing in the second leg away from home, by instead forcing them to collapse in the first leg at home.
行善积德大巴黎,为了避免让巴萨陷入次回合客场大崩盘的尴尬境地,索性直接让他们在主场就先崩为敬。
[–]【布莱顿】Sdub4 1438 points 3 hours ago
PSG having a comfortable lead after the first leg against Barca? What could go wrong?
大巴黎在对阵巴萨的首回合后胜券在握?就问你这还怎么翻船?
[–]【巴萨】agni39 1218 points 3 hours ago
Nothing. Trust me. Nothing will go wrong.
翻不了。信我。啥船都翻不了。
[–]【巴萨】Djejoa 390 points 3 hours ago
Not a single damn thing
就连特么水泥船都翻不了
[–]toxinwolf 336 points 3 hours ago
Exactly. The hero from that match is at the other side now.
千真万确。上一次奇迹的英雄如今在对面上班呢。
[–]tiredmorrie 139 points 3 hours ago
The hero is on the other side
The villain is enjoying himself on the shores of madrid
The legend is already dead inside
What a decline
What a decline
英雄已掌敌营麾
恶人西去醉不回
传奇心殒几枯萎
如斯溃
如斯悲
[–]【曼城】smoltanboi 645 points 3 hours ago
clock ticks up to 93:55
ball is played in to Leo who turns face to face against Navas
"Barto took my family"
moves to the left
"Barto took my friends"
moves to the right
"Barto took all that was dear to me"
clock rises to 93:59
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY LEGACY"
dribbles up, fire coming out of his cleats
"FOR BARCA"
Ball flies into top bins. crowd goes wild. Messi falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Ronald... Senpai... I..."
faints
Final Score
Barca 1
PSG 7
比赛时间来到93:55
球来到梅西脚下,眼前只有纳瓦斯这最后的防线
“巴托梅乌夺走了我的家庭”
他向左移动
“巴托梅乌夺走了我的朋友”
他向右移动
“巴托梅乌夺走了我至亲的一切”
时针指向了93:59
“我无法挽回他们,但我还可以为了友情使出这最后一击,为了我的遗赠”
带球向前,拔脚怒射
“为了巴萨”
皮球直挂死角。观众一片沸腾。梅西躺倒在草坪上,筋疲力竭。
“罗纳尔多……前辈……我……”
他昏了过去
最终比分
巴萨 1
大巴黎 7
[–]【阿森纳】Joekickass549 224 points 3 hours ago
I hope Messi reads this and uses it as the reason he chooses PSG over Man City
希望梅西能读到这篇大作,帮助他选择大巴黎而非曼城作为下一站
[–]【皇马】gorionn 316 points 3 hours ago
Honestly, nothing at this point. No Neymar, no Suarez, no Camp Nou.
有一说一,这局面没有翻盘的可能了。没有内马尔,没有苏亚雷斯,没有诺坎普奇迹。
[–]【曼城】Masterofknees 196 points 3 hours ago
No Iniesta, no Rakitic, no Mascherano, you can go on and on. Barca's squad has declined so much, they're literally worse in every single position compared to back then.
没有伊涅斯塔,没有拉基蒂奇,没有马斯切拉诺,你还能列举许多。巴萨的阵容孱弱了太多,和之前的那支队伍相比,几乎每个位置都差劲了不少。
[–]【英格兰】llofdddddt6 114 points 3 hours ago
If only their wage bill declined like their team they might not be in this mess.
如果他们的工资表也能和阵容一样缩水,那他们也许还不至于沦落至此。
[–]【阿森纳】Jayveesac 677 points 3 hours ago
1-4 in the first leg - they're halfway to a 2-8 aggregate score. Dread it, run from it...
首回合1-4,距离2-8的总比分还有一半路程。恐惧,逃离……
[–]【阿森纳】varro-reatinus 455 points 3 hours ago
You'd 8-2 see that...
你巴儿不得看大结局了吧……
[–]【阿德莱德联】ihatelettuce3 358 points 3 hours ago
Brave Arsenal fan memeing that score line.
身为枪迷居然拿这个比分玩梗,有种。
[–]【阿森纳】DaDinklesIsMyJam 323 points 3 hours ago
We 10-2 not take ourselves too seriously nowadays
时而想想,人生路上何必跟自己较真呢
[–]【阿森纳】varro-reatinus 166 points 3 hours ago
We are beyond pain.
我们早已超脱痛苦的境界了。
[–]【阿森纳】RyJG 496 points 3 hours ago
First time watching PSG under Poch and the whole team looks unplayable. Their movement and passing was insane.
这是我头回看波切蒂诺执教的大巴黎比赛,整支球队看起来无可匹敌啊。他们的跑动和传球令人疯狂。
[–]Jaguarbonito 474 points 3 hours ago
You also watched our best game under Pochettino, we were not that great in the previous games
你也刚好赶上波切蒂诺接手后最好的一场球,之前的比赛我们可没这么威猛
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Glorounet 86 points 3 hours ago
We didn't start Verratti (was coming back from injury) in the previous games, we always play much worse without him.
之前的比赛维拉蒂没法首发(刚伤愈归来),一旦他缺阵我们就掉个档次。
[–]【巴萨】rowerine 205 points 3 hours ago
Well you probably played your easiest opponnent under Posch, so there is that.
也可能只是波叔上任以来碰上最轻松的对手而已,这才是原因。
[–]【里昂】Mahery92 119 points 3 hours ago
Clearly. Lorient>Barca
懂了。洛里昂>巴萨
[–]【热刺】dprophet32 97 points 3 hours ago*
Takes time. He's basically only just got there and you've won a cup and destroyed Barca away
慢慢来嘛。波叔也就刚到大巴黎不久,你们都已经拿下一座奖杯(法国超级杯)并且客场击败巴萨了
[–]LosTerminators[🍰] 545 points 3 hours ago
Can’t wait to this to be the night which convinces Florentino to splurge the cash on Mbappé once and for all. Oh, and PSG uses that cash to get Messi as well. And make next season and future seasons more of a pain.
我已经迫不及待想让弗洛伦蒂诺今晚过后就解开钱袋砸下姆巴佩了。噢,然后大巴黎就能用那笔钱买走梅西。让下个赛季以及今后若干个赛季带来的痛苦风暴更猛烈一些吧。
[–]【皇马】ollster3000 299 points 3 hours ago
You and me both man ❤️
你我心有灵犀哦老铁 ❤️
[–]【皇马】jcald60 130 points 3 hours ago
Messi will leave for free and Mbappe can wait another season and be free. Haaland should be priority since he has a release clause
梅西会自由转会离开,姆巴佩可以再等一个赛季然后自由转会。哈兰德才应该是我团首选,毕竟他有违约金条款。
[–]【皇马】Cy5erpunk 61 points 3 hours ago
I don't see how is it bad if Messi leaves, every cycle has an end. You will get the chance to rebuild and become great again, Messi can't do it anymore and to be honest the team looks "tired" of Messi dependency.
梅西离开也不见得是坏事,每个故事都有终章。你们会有重建的机会,去重塑辉煌,梅西已无法再扛着球队前行了,而说实话巴萨看起来也“厌倦”了对梅西的依赖。
[–]【切尔西】KylianMbappe 739 points 7 hours ago
meep meep, motherfuckers.
Mbappe deserves a fucking applause for today’s game. Verratti was immense. can only imagine how worse it could’ve been if Neymar was playing too.
Barça is kil. Messi dead inside.
追不上了吧,二货们。
姆巴佩今天的表现配得上所有喝彩。维拉蒂踢得非常出色。如果内马尔也能出战的话,场面不知道会有多吓人。
巴萨完蛋了。梅西心若死灰。
[–]【法国】OnlyMayhem 194 points 7 hours ago
Di Maria was missing too
迪马利亚也没上场呢
[–]【西汉姆联】AironNocturnal 124 points 7 hours ago
I thought Kean was really good as his replacement though!
作为迪马利亚的备选,小基恩发挥得也挺好啊!
[–]appletesla4728 141 points 7 hours ago
Paredes is such a good CM
帕雷德斯真是名优秀的中前卫
[–]【布莱顿】ObstructiveAgreement 117 points 7 hours ago*
Give Poch credit too for releasing Verratti in a free role in midfield and giving him 2 players to support defensively. It gets the best out of Verratti's creativity. This is starting to look like a really scary team with Poch at the helm.
让维拉蒂出任中场自由人,并给他配备两人解决后勤,波叔这一手安排值得点赞。维拉蒂的创造力得到了最大程度的释放。波叔掌舵以来,大巴黎终于开始变得像一支真正恐怖的球队了。
[–]【国际米兰】affranchiking 44 points 7 hours ago
Verratti is top of the class, sooo looking forward to him and Barella at the Euros
维拉蒂绝对顶级,十分期待在欧洲杯看到他和巴雷拉搭档中场。
[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 257 points 7 hours ago
Koeman set it up perfectly for Remontada 2.0, what a masterclass
科曼这是为大逆转2.0奠定了坚实基础啊,无愧大师
[–]【切尔西】Aadanaha 296 points 7 hours ago
If PSG bottle this somehow, they should be given a 20 year ban from all European competition.
如果大巴黎这次还能翻船,必须惩罚他们20年内禁止参加任何欧战。
[–]【巴萨】rowerine 45 points 7 hours ago
I really want us to get that ban tbh. Watching us in the cl has me borderline suicidal each time.
要不直接禁我们吧。回回看我们踢欧冠,我都是在自杀边缘试探。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】YoungDawz 414 points 3 hours ago
So can we talk about how Kimpembe and Marquinhos have been nearly immaculate tonight?
And finally Mbappé with a Champions League reference game with PSG.
金彭贝和马尔基尼奥斯今晚这么完美无瑕的表现居然没人提?
姆巴佩总算踢出了欧冠水平的大巴黎生涯代表作
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】deathstroke9999 61 points 3 hours ago
Kimpembe-Marquinhos
Verratti-Paredes
Both duos were cruical tonight.
金彭贝与马尔基尼奥斯
维拉蒂与帕雷德斯
这两对组合今晚居功至伟。
[–]【拜仁】jerkmymeat 182 points 3 hours ago
Nah I’d rather talk about Barcelona’s defense
不,我更想提一嘴巴萨的防守
[–]【巴萨】rowerine 100 points 3 hours ago
Worst defense of the remaining cl teams 100%. Fucking nonsense to start Pique whos not played 1 minute since early november against PSG. Play De Jong or Busquets or Mingueza but dobt fucking rush back a 32y.o. injured player with zero match fitness.
跟其他欧冠球队比起来,我们的防守百分百最烂。自打11月上旬开始皮克就没踢过比赛,今天打大巴黎居然派他首发,这尼玛搞个毛。你可以让德容或者布斯克茨或者明格萨去代打中卫,但别仓促让一名32岁的伤员连一场适应性比赛都没打就特喵的直接首发啊!
[–]【巴萨】MakeLoveToRamos 43 points 3 hours ago
34 years old even
皮克实际上都34了
[–]【那不勒斯】NightSpringsFan 840 points 3 hours ago*
Barca getting trashed in the knockout stages is gonna become a tradition at this rate, so much fun
Edit: the fact some Barca fans are trying to one up Napoli is so funny, the salt makes my day
照这么下去,巴萨在淘汰赛被虐要变成传统节目了,这不比春晚有意思?
编辑:有些巴萨球迷还想踩那不勒斯一脚,这酸劲儿真逗
[–]Roseradeismylady 356 points 3 hours ago
Semis, to quarters, to now r16. Next season won't even be knockouts
半决赛输完输四分之一决赛,再输八分之一决赛,接下来没淘汰赛可输了
[–]【那不勒斯】NightSpringsFan 193 points 3 hours ago*
Gonna get thrashed in the EL next year
明年去欧联杯被虐
[–]【阿森纳】Kushakusha 58 points 3 hours ago
The question is, by which team?
去欧联杯被谁虐?
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 168 points 3 hours ago
Arsenal
阿森纳
[–]【阿森纳】Kushakusha 95 points 3 hours ago
I have mix feeling... really...
心情好复杂……真的……
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#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON: 1/8决赛首回合 巴萨 1-4 巴黎圣日耳曼
[–]CreateNewAccountsss 2411 points 3 hours ago
Mbappe v Barca
姆巴佩对阵巴萨 一图流
[–]tinkwinksausage 988 points 3 hours ago
This is actually so fucking funny lmao
looks like a fucking cartoon
哈哈哈,太尼玛逗了
就跟特么看动画片似的
[–]obadetona 257 points 3 hours ago
Haha was just thinking that. His pose is like something you would draw but never actually see in real life
哈哈我也这么觉得。此姿只应画上有,人间能得几回见。
[–]【博卡青年】ayudarescomparti 231 points 3 hours ago
Haha yes, it reminds me of this meme
哈哈没错,让我想起这个梗图
![](https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/202102/17/BbsImg_26351723465132_1613544099_s_69065_o_w_500_h_465_73256.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_800/format,webp)
(译注:Roblox为世界最大的青少年在线游戏平台)
[–]【智利大学队】jugol 60 points an hour ago
I'm bored
无聊P个图
[–]s1m0n8 38 points 3 hours ago
![](https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/202102/17/BbsImg_26351723465132_1613544196_s_234275_o_w_510_h_385_98764.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_800/format,webp)
(译注:戏仿美国动画《乐一通》中的角色走鹊BB鸟)
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Boucot 37 points 3 hours ago
(译注:丁丁历险记)
[–]【尤文图斯】CheekyFifaCunt_7 90 points 3 hours ago
He was looking like Brazilian Ronaldo out there
他看起来就像是巴西的那位罗纳尔多
[–]【摩德纳】neverfinishedanythi 21 points 2 hours ago
I miss Ronaldo so much
我可太想念大罗了
[–]LetMeGobbleUpYourAss 139 points 3 hours ago
my man literally has the mario jump look to him
马力欧的跳跃动作也不过如此
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】strausbreezy28 209 points 3 hours ago
The ref didn't go back and give him a yellow for it either.
裁判居然没给皮克补一张黄牌
[–]【法国】TheChiffre 1556 points 3 hours ago
On the bright side for Barcelona, this is a 50% improvement over their last champions league game. Progress!
往好了看,这比起巴萨上一次欧冠淘汰赛的比分有了50%的改善。进步显著!
[–]【里昂】dalyon 621 points 3 hours ago
50% decline in attack tho
但进攻方面也有50%的滑坡
[–]【曼城】4ssteroid 28 points 3 hours ago
Same in the second leg
然后次回合又来个相同比分
[–]【巴萨】upvote-me-ya-bish 63 points 3 hours ago
Lol I'm happy we got away with 4-1
兵临城下竟能4-1全身而退,实属不易
[–【利物浦】]vadapaav 75 points 3 hours ago
This was at home mate
退个毛啊哥们,这是你们自家城池
[–]【马竞】zts105 202 points 3 hours ago
its away for Messi, home is next game
对梅西而言确实是客场,下一回合才是主场呢
[–]【曼城】codespyder 330 points 3 hours ago
Good guy PSG saved Barcelona the embarrassment of collapsing in the second leg away from home, by instead forcing them to collapse in the first leg at home.
行善积德大巴黎,为了避免让巴萨陷入次回合客场大崩盘的尴尬境地,索性直接让他们在主场就先崩为敬。
[–]【布莱顿】Sdub4 1438 points 3 hours ago
PSG having a comfortable lead after the first leg against Barca? What could go wrong?
大巴黎在对阵巴萨的首回合后胜券在握?就问你这还怎么翻船?
[–]【巴萨】agni39 1218 points 3 hours ago
Nothing. Trust me. Nothing will go wrong.
翻不了。信我。啥船都翻不了。
[–]【巴萨】Djejoa 390 points 3 hours ago
Not a single damn thing
就连特么水泥船都翻不了
[–]toxinwolf 336 points 3 hours ago
Exactly. The hero from that match is at the other side now.
千真万确。上一次奇迹的英雄如今在对面上班呢。
[–]tiredmorrie 139 points 3 hours ago
The hero is on the other side
The villain is enjoying himself on the shores of madrid
The legend is already dead inside
What a decline
What a decline
英雄已掌敌营麾
恶人西去醉不回
传奇心殒几枯萎
如斯溃
如斯悲
[–]【曼城】smoltanboi 645 points 3 hours ago
clock ticks up to 93:55
ball is played in to Leo who turns face to face against Navas
"Barto took my family"
moves to the left
"Barto took my friends"
moves to the right
"Barto took all that was dear to me"
clock rises to 93:59
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY LEGACY"
dribbles up, fire coming out of his cleats
"FOR BARCA"
Ball flies into top bins. crowd goes wild. Messi falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Ronald... Senpai... I..."
faints
Final Score
Barca 1
PSG 7
比赛时间来到93:55
球来到梅西脚下,眼前只有纳瓦斯这最后的防线
“巴托梅乌夺走了我的家庭”
他向左移动
“巴托梅乌夺走了我的朋友”
他向右移动
“巴托梅乌夺走了我至亲的一切”
时针指向了93:59
“我无法挽回他们,但我还可以为了友情使出这最后一击,为了我的遗赠”
带球向前,拔脚怒射
“为了巴萨”
皮球直挂死角。观众一片沸腾。梅西躺倒在草坪上,筋疲力竭。
“罗纳尔多……前辈……我……”
他昏了过去
最终比分
巴萨 1
大巴黎 7
[–]【阿森纳】Joekickass549 224 points 3 hours ago
I hope Messi reads this and uses it as the reason he chooses PSG over Man City
希望梅西能读到这篇大作,帮助他选择大巴黎而非曼城作为下一站
[–]【皇马】gorionn 316 points 3 hours ago
Honestly, nothing at this point. No Neymar, no Suarez, no Camp Nou.
有一说一,这局面没有翻盘的可能了。没有内马尔,没有苏亚雷斯,没有诺坎普奇迹。
[–]【曼城】Masterofknees 196 points 3 hours ago
No Iniesta, no Rakitic, no Mascherano, you can go on and on. Barca's squad has declined so much, they're literally worse in every single position compared to back then.
没有伊涅斯塔,没有拉基蒂奇,没有马斯切拉诺,你还能列举许多。巴萨的阵容孱弱了太多,和之前的那支队伍相比,几乎每个位置都差劲了不少。
[–]【英格兰】llofdddddt6 114 points 3 hours ago
If only their wage bill declined like their team they might not be in this mess.
如果他们的工资表也能和阵容一样缩水,那他们也许还不至于沦落至此。
[–]【阿森纳】Jayveesac 677 points 3 hours ago
1-4 in the first leg - they're halfway to a 2-8 aggregate score. Dread it, run from it...
首回合1-4,距离2-8的总比分还有一半路程。恐惧,逃离……
[–]【阿森纳】varro-reatinus 455 points 3 hours ago
You'd 8-2 see that...
你巴儿不得看大结局了吧……
[–]【阿德莱德联】ihatelettuce3 358 points 3 hours ago
Brave Arsenal fan memeing that score line.
身为枪迷居然拿这个比分玩梗,有种。
[–]【阿森纳】DaDinklesIsMyJam 323 points 3 hours ago
We 10-2 not take ourselves too seriously nowadays
时而想想,人生路上何必跟自己较真呢
[–]【阿森纳】varro-reatinus 166 points 3 hours ago
We are beyond pain.
我们早已超脱痛苦的境界了。
[–]【阿森纳】RyJG 496 points 3 hours ago
First time watching PSG under Poch and the whole team looks unplayable. Their movement and passing was insane.
这是我头回看波切蒂诺执教的大巴黎比赛,整支球队看起来无可匹敌啊。他们的跑动和传球令人疯狂。
[–]Jaguarbonito 474 points 3 hours ago
You also watched our best game under Pochettino, we were not that great in the previous games
你也刚好赶上波切蒂诺接手后最好的一场球,之前的比赛我们可没这么威猛
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Glorounet 86 points 3 hours ago
We didn't start Verratti (was coming back from injury) in the previous games, we always play much worse without him.
之前的比赛维拉蒂没法首发(刚伤愈归来),一旦他缺阵我们就掉个档次。
[–]【巴萨】rowerine 205 points 3 hours ago
Well you probably played your easiest opponnent under Posch, so there is that.
也可能只是波叔上任以来碰上最轻松的对手而已,这才是原因。
[–]【里昂】Mahery92 119 points 3 hours ago
Clearly. Lorient>Barca
懂了。洛里昂>巴萨
[–]【热刺】dprophet32 97 points 3 hours ago*
Takes time. He's basically only just got there and you've won a cup and destroyed Barca away
慢慢来嘛。波叔也就刚到大巴黎不久,你们都已经拿下一座奖杯(法国超级杯)并且客场击败巴萨了
[–]LosTerminators[🍰] 545 points 3 hours ago
Can’t wait to this to be the night which convinces Florentino to splurge the cash on Mbappé once and for all. Oh, and PSG uses that cash to get Messi as well. And make next season and future seasons more of a pain.
我已经迫不及待想让弗洛伦蒂诺今晚过后就解开钱袋砸下姆巴佩了。噢,然后大巴黎就能用那笔钱买走梅西。让下个赛季以及今后若干个赛季带来的痛苦风暴更猛烈一些吧。
[–]【皇马】ollster3000 299 points 3 hours ago
You and me both man ❤️
你我心有灵犀哦老铁 ❤️
[–]【皇马】jcald60 130 points 3 hours ago
Messi will leave for free and Mbappe can wait another season and be free. Haaland should be priority since he has a release clause
梅西会自由转会离开,姆巴佩可以再等一个赛季然后自由转会。哈兰德才应该是我团首选,毕竟他有违约金条款。
[–]【皇马】Cy5erpunk 61 points 3 hours ago
I don't see how is it bad if Messi leaves, every cycle has an end. You will get the chance to rebuild and become great again, Messi can't do it anymore and to be honest the team looks "tired" of Messi dependency.
梅西离开也不见得是坏事,每个故事都有终章。你们会有重建的机会,去重塑辉煌,梅西已无法再扛着球队前行了,而说实话巴萨看起来也“厌倦”了对梅西的依赖。
[–]【切尔西】KylianMbappe 739 points 7 hours ago
meep meep, motherfuckers.
Mbappe deserves a fucking applause for today’s game. Verratti was immense. can only imagine how worse it could’ve been if Neymar was playing too.
Barça is kil. Messi dead inside.
追不上了吧,二货们。
姆巴佩今天的表现配得上所有喝彩。维拉蒂踢得非常出色。如果内马尔也能出战的话,场面不知道会有多吓人。
巴萨完蛋了。梅西心若死灰。
[–]【法国】OnlyMayhem 194 points 7 hours ago
Di Maria was missing too
迪马利亚也没上场呢
[–]【西汉姆联】AironNocturnal 124 points 7 hours ago
I thought Kean was really good as his replacement though!
作为迪马利亚的备选,小基恩发挥得也挺好啊!
[–]appletesla4728 141 points 7 hours ago
Paredes is such a good CM
帕雷德斯真是名优秀的中前卫
[–]【布莱顿】ObstructiveAgreement 117 points 7 hours ago*
Give Poch credit too for releasing Verratti in a free role in midfield and giving him 2 players to support defensively. It gets the best out of Verratti's creativity. This is starting to look like a really scary team with Poch at the helm.
让维拉蒂出任中场自由人,并给他配备两人解决后勤,波叔这一手安排值得点赞。维拉蒂的创造力得到了最大程度的释放。波叔掌舵以来,大巴黎终于开始变得像一支真正恐怖的球队了。
[–]【国际米兰】affranchiking 44 points 7 hours ago
Verratti is top of the class, sooo looking forward to him and Barella at the Euros
维拉蒂绝对顶级,十分期待在欧洲杯看到他和巴雷拉搭档中场。
[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 257 points 7 hours ago
Koeman set it up perfectly for Remontada 2.0, what a masterclass
科曼这是为大逆转2.0奠定了坚实基础啊,无愧大师
[–]【切尔西】Aadanaha 296 points 7 hours ago
If PSG bottle this somehow, they should be given a 20 year ban from all European competition.
如果大巴黎这次还能翻船,必须惩罚他们20年内禁止参加任何欧战。
[–]【巴萨】rowerine 45 points 7 hours ago
I really want us to get that ban tbh. Watching us in the cl has me borderline suicidal each time.
要不直接禁我们吧。回回看我们踢欧冠,我都是在自杀边缘试探。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】YoungDawz 414 points 3 hours ago
So can we talk about how Kimpembe and Marquinhos have been nearly immaculate tonight?
And finally Mbappé with a Champions League reference game with PSG.
金彭贝和马尔基尼奥斯今晚这么完美无瑕的表现居然没人提?
姆巴佩总算踢出了欧冠水平的大巴黎生涯代表作
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】deathstroke9999 61 points 3 hours ago
Kimpembe-Marquinhos
Verratti-Paredes
Both duos were cruical tonight.
金彭贝与马尔基尼奥斯
维拉蒂与帕雷德斯
这两对组合今晚居功至伟。
[–]【拜仁】jerkmymeat 182 points 3 hours ago
Nah I’d rather talk about Barcelona’s defense
不,我更想提一嘴巴萨的防守
[–]【巴萨】rowerine 100 points 3 hours ago
Worst defense of the remaining cl teams 100%. Fucking nonsense to start Pique whos not played 1 minute since early november against PSG. Play De Jong or Busquets or Mingueza but dobt fucking rush back a 32y.o. injured player with zero match fitness.
跟其他欧冠球队比起来,我们的防守百分百最烂。自打11月上旬开始皮克就没踢过比赛,今天打大巴黎居然派他首发,这尼玛搞个毛。你可以让德容或者布斯克茨或者明格萨去代打中卫,但别仓促让一名32岁的伤员连一场适应性比赛都没打就特喵的直接首发啊!
[–]【巴萨】MakeLoveToRamos 43 points 3 hours ago
34 years old even
皮克实际上都34了
[–]【那不勒斯】NightSpringsFan 840 points 3 hours ago*
Barca getting trashed in the knockout stages is gonna become a tradition at this rate, so much fun
Edit: the fact some Barca fans are trying to one up Napoli is so funny, the salt makes my day
照这么下去,巴萨在淘汰赛被虐要变成传统节目了,这不比春晚有意思?
编辑:有些巴萨球迷还想踩那不勒斯一脚,这酸劲儿真逗
[–]Roseradeismylady 356 points 3 hours ago
Semis, to quarters, to now r16. Next season won't even be knockouts
半决赛输完输四分之一决赛,再输八分之一决赛,接下来没淘汰赛可输了
[–]【那不勒斯】NightSpringsFan 193 points 3 hours ago*
Gonna get thrashed in the EL next year
明年去欧联杯被虐
[–]【阿森纳】Kushakusha 58 points 3 hours ago
The question is, by which team?
去欧联杯被谁虐?
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 168 points 3 hours ago
Arsenal
阿森纳
[–]【阿森纳】Kushakusha 95 points 3 hours ago
I have mix feeling... really...
心情好复杂……真的……
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