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[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 2640 points 17 hours ago2
You wait 68 games for a loss at home in the league, then 3 come along at once.
68场联赛主场固若金汤，然而金身一破就连败3场
[–]【切尔西】VTCHannibal 978 points 17 hours ago
Will they ever win at Anfield again?
他军在安菲尔德啥时候才能再赢一次？
[–]【利物浦】Elerion_ 781 points 16 hours ago
In 65 games.
再等65场吧。
[–]【日本】HishigiRyuuji 272 points 16 hours ago
You want Liverpool to get relegated?
你盼着你主队降级？
[–]【曼城】ctid1987 79 points 16 hours ago
City never won at Anfield since 2003 though. Anything could happen this season. It's magical.
我们上次在安菲尔德拿到三分还是2003年的事了。这个赛季一切都有可能。老神奇了。
[–]【热刺】IminPeru 58 points 16 hours ago
they have to balance it by losing the next 68 at home
守恒而论，68场主场不败之后随之而来的就是68场主场全败
[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 2751 points 17 hours ago
Allison had that "Subbed off, moved to U-23, and transfer listed" Football Manager performance
阿利松本场比赛打出了“替换下场，发配U23队，挂牌出售”的FM游戏表现
[–]【拜仁】b-okoboko 729 points 17 hours ago*
only to come back and somehow score the first goal of his career against his former club
只为作为对手重返安菲尔德，并对老东家打入生涯第一球
[–]fubo12 418 points 17 hours ago
But did you see many thumbs up him and Thiago do today tho
但你今天还是该为他和蒂亚戈点赞
[–]【TSV施瓦尔梅】SVWerder46 192 points 17 hours ago
Inspirational
球员训话：激励向
[–]ficomm 1544 points 17 hours ago
Alisson definitely up there in best players for man city tody
曼城本场最佳球员候选该有阿利松的姓名
[–]【拜仁】supermember866866 881 points 17 hours ago
2 key passes, 1 assist. Undisputed player of the match
2次关键传球，1记助攻。无可争辩的全场最佳。
[–]【曼城】4ssteroid 199 points 17 hours ago
That dummy for Foden's goal
还有对福登进球时的逼真表演
[–]【塞尔维亚】peetusgreens 182 points 17 hours ago
Unquestioned commitment to the team. Dedicated passing. Throwing his hands up in celebration. Literally drenched himself with greatness.
简直是一曲对球队的忠诚赞歌。发自肺腑的传球。举起双手暗自庆祝。隐秘而伟大。
[–]【曼城】captaincourageous316 80 points 17 hours ago
Varane has good company in the "Man City MOTM" club.
瓦拉内迎来了自己在“曼城最佳”俱乐部里的一位好搭档。
[–]【墨西哥】Esteban7593 2060 points 17 hours ago
Petition to get Foden a better haircut
一人血书给福登重新剪个发型吧
[–]【阿森纳】RyJG 778 points 17 hours ago
You can take the boy out of Stockport...
你能让孩子走出斯托克港…
[–]【NEC奈梅亨】ij3k 287 points 16 hours ago
...but you can't get him a good haircut. Love that classic saying
…但你却不能让他理个漂亮发型。这老话儿我喜欢
[–]【曼联】TomTom_098 447 points 16 hours ago
I swear I went to school with like 20 lads who looked identical to Foden
我发誓，我上学那会班上起码有20个发型跟福登一样的家伙
[–]【热刺】strawberry_girls 140 points 17 hours ago
And lose all which holds his power? I don’t think so
换个发型，然后丧失他的力量源泉？不了吧
[–]【曼城】v1ct0rym0n5t3r 302 points 17 hours ago
He looks like he'd ride up to me on a bike and ask me "do you smoke weed bro?"
他的样子像是会骑车到我跟前停下，问我“老哥哈草不？”
[–]【曼城】Mr_Skeptical 105 points 17 hours ago
Take a man out of Stockport but can't take the Stockport out of the man
你能把一个人带出斯托克港，但你没法从一个人心里带走斯托克港
[–]【曼城】codespyder 1201 points 17 hours ago*
I love Ederson and his passing but after today there’s no doubt that Alisson is the better playmaking keeper for us
我爱埃德森和他的传球，但今天过后，毫无疑问阿利松才是我城更好的那个组织型门将。
[–]【麦德林独立】cescquintero 187 points 16 hours ago
Position: False GK
场上位置：伪门将
[–]Garlicl351 909 points 17 hours ago
What a player Foden is, crazy that after all the money spent City's most exciting player is a local lad.
福登是个多棒的球员啊，曼城砸了这么多钱，结果最激动人心的球员却是个本土小伙儿。
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 485 points 17 hours ago
To think they had Foden and Sancho at some point.
想想看，他城有那么一段时间队里坐拥福登与桑乔呢。
[–]【曼城】reyforapps 295 points 17 hours ago
Foden, Sancho and Brahim were the three that we thought were going to be beast!
我们当初就看好福登、桑乔以及迪亚兹会成为一代妖人！
[–]【巴萨】WaleedAbbasvD 195 points 17 hours ago
Sancho would have an absolute blast in this City team as well.
桑乔要是还在这支曼城队的话同样也会爆发的。
[–]foxbat21 1680 points 17 hours ago
Chad Gundogan don't score no Bitch Ass penalties.
猛男京多安压根瞧不上点球这种娘炮得分手段。
[–]Born-againRedditor 380 points 17 hours ago
Virgin Salah however...
反观弱鸡萨拉赫…
[–]【曼城】RALat7 87 points 17 hours ago
Pens are for wimps. Real men score perfectly crafted open play goals.
懦夫才靠点球得分。真男人都是靠精心组织的运动战进球开胡。
[–]【曼城】damrider 619 points 17 hours ago
will get lost in the preformances of foden and gundogan, but john stones was absolutely unbelievable tonight
福登和郭德纲本场发挥确实令人沉醉，但斯通斯今晚的表现绝对强无敌
[–]【多伦多FC】onthelongrun 321 points 17 hours ago
Just for some perspective about Stones play, had Ruben not grabbed Salah's arm, Stones is getting to that loose ball and booting it away before Salah can take a shot.
（萨拉赫突入禁区时）迪亚斯如果不去拽萨拉赫的胳膊，斯通斯其实也会拍马追上皮球，赶在萨拉赫能够射门之前将球解围
[–]【曼城】HypedUpJackal 159 points 17 hours ago
That's exactly why I thought Dias didn't need to do what he did. Stones was there. That's also why it wasn't a red.
这也是我觉得迪亚斯没必要禁区内犯规的原因。斯通斯就在那儿呢。当然，迪亚斯也是因为这个才没吃红牌。
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 239 points 17 hours ago
My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable. I had 1% hope that maybe City would slip up, but looks like they'll just steamroll their way to the title now.
我今儿算是糟蹋了，失望透顶。我本来还想着曼城能有一丝丝几率会丢分，结果眼瞅着人家一路火花带闪电就奔冠军宝座去了。
[–]【曼联】wilyacalmdown 97 points 17 hours ago
Yeah its theirs to lose now, essentially an 8 point lead, can't imagine them slipping that up
是啊，冠军是曼城的囊中之物了，领先8分之多，他们几乎不可能翻船的
[–]SoulLessIke 152 points 17 hours ago
We were fucked the moment we were relying on a Liverpool team in free fall tbh
说实话，我们寄望这样一支自由落体的利物浦帮我们拖住曼城，本身就已经没治了
[–]【曼联】PumpedUpMatic 98 points 17 hours ago
We were never winning the league though.
I had hope for it, but it is basically impossible now.
We play them on 3rd March, and they'll probably be 8 points ahead. They win, they get 11.
Now, we can focus on finishing 2nd at least, and try not to lose the league by 19 points again.
话又说回来，本来我魔争冠就没啥希望。
我确实有过那心思，但眼下这形势基本不可能了。
3月3号我魔就要跟曼城交手，那时他们大概领先8分。他们赢了的话，分差就变成11分。
我们现在专注于拿个亚军保底吧，还要试着别又被对手甩下19分夺冠了。
REPLAY：76' 阿利松送礼，斯特林头球破门
[–]ficomm 1983 points 20 hours ago
Alisson WTF x2
阿利松霉开二度
[–]【巴萨】vestby 591 points 20 hours ago
X3
三度
[–]【曼城】punindya 291 points 20 hours ago*
Foreshadowing?
Edit: lmaoooooo
这是预言？
编辑：噗哈哈哈
[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 138 points 19 hours ago
He made two mistakes leading up to Gundo's goal
之前他就接连传球失误了两次，最终导致京多安进球
[–]【切尔西】omukubasam 81 points 19 hours ago
Ghost of Karius strikes again
卡里乌斯时不时来群里看看谁又失误了
[–]【切尔西】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 1877 points 17 hours ago
If this was a different league people would say Alisson is match fixing
如果换做是其它联赛的话，肯定会有人质疑阿利松是在踢假球了
[–]【切尔西】aja9Six 542 points 17 hours ago
what I thought aswell. just looks so blatant
我也这么想的。假得过于光明正大。
[–]【葡萄牙体育】KneeDeepInTheDead 193 points 17 hours ago
He looks like he just gives up too after giving that away
他把球传丢之后看上去干脆就放弃了
[–]thotminer 160 points 17 hours ago
big money on sterling scoring at anfield, mustve took home a fortune
重注押斯特林能在安菲尔德进球，回家数钱美滋滋
[–]kozman7 64 points 17 hours ago*
As a casual fan, why is the PL immune from match fixing?
Edit: Thanks all!
看球资历浅，为啥英超不会被怀疑有假球呢？
编辑：谢谢楼下解答！
[–]【绍森德联】duckwantbread 239 points 17 hours ago
The amount of money it would cost to bribe a player on Allison's salary would negate any money you'd be set to gain from fixing a match.
要收买阿利松这种薪水级别的球员，你需要付出的钱基本就抵消你操纵比赛能赚到的钱了。
[–]AriKaCheck 742 points 17 hours ago
Alison what is u doing?
阿利松，瓦特啊油弄啥嘞？
[–]【多特蒙德】-Champloo- 205 points 17 hours ago
Did he bet on city?
他下注曼城了？
[–]【巴萨】lycan_the_dog 55 points 16 hours ago
Need those sweet sweet FPL points
还不是贪那点英超梦幻联赛分数
[–]【巴萨】TopographyDog 428 points 17 hours ago
CHECK HIM FOR CONCUSSION
查查他有没有脑震荡
[–]【利物浦】totaleclipseoflefart 95 points 17 hours ago
Pls no.
求不说。
[–]【巴萨】callmeWia 99 points 17 hours ago
"Haha Karius" - Bale somewhere
“哈哈，卡里乌斯”——某处一名不愿意透露姓名的高尔夫球手
[–]【利物浦】Jasveen05 637 points 17 hours ago
Alisson what on Earth
阿利松，你就那么想上热搜吗
[–]【利物浦】CandidEnigma 296 points 17 hours ago
Why persist with the cute little passes, fucking ridiculous
干嘛非得坚持在禁区里短传啊，不可理喻
[–]【拜仁】F_24th 80 points 17 hours ago
he thought it was fabinho lol
他以为接球的是法比尼奥哈哈
[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 163 points 17 hours ago
Imagine conceding to Sterling at Anfield
试问在安菲尔德被斯特林破门是一种怎样的体验
[–]【三】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 39 points 17 hours ago
Van Dijk actually hard carries this defense
可见范戴克平时带这条防线有多不容易
[–]Viggorous 382 points 17 hours ago
Get yourself a proper ball playing GK, Kepa is for sale!
都中有善控球者，名唤凯帕，蛰伏茅庐且待有缘人顾！
[–]Emmkev 53 points 17 hours ago
You seem like a kind, reasonable man.
善哉，阁下当造七级浮屠。
[–]lewis30491 17 points 16 hours ago
Chelsea comes to the rescue with a straight swap
蓝狮舍帅才以换良将，实乃功德一桩。
[–]【拜仁】nasserKoeter 1095 points 17 hours ago
ALLISON LOOOOOOOOOOOL
阿利松，等我去医院开了止笑药回来再找你
[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 341 points 17 hours ago
Brazilian Adrian
巴西阿德里安
[–]【利物浦】totaleclipseoflefart 87 points 17 hours ago
Ouch.
扎心了。
[–]【切尔西】aacod15 51 points 17 hours ago
Liverpool have a keeper curse
利物浦中了门将诅咒
[–]Angelo-Merte-22 89 points 17 hours ago
What is he doing🤣
他到底在干啥呀🤣
[–]【曼联】Apartment_Entire 132 points 17 hours ago
His best Karius impression
也许是他致敬卡里乌斯的最佳方式
[–]MarginOfCorrectness 48 points 17 hours ago
And he didn't even get concussed by Ramos
甚至都不需要拉莫斯先来撞出个脑震荡
[–]slippidisk 177 points 17 hours ago
Actually feel bad for Alisson, he looks like he's going to cry
真心为阿利松感到难过，他看起来就快哭了
[–]【弗赖堡】cleothepupper 111 points 17 hours ago
That shot where he poured his water over his head said it all
他往自己头上浇水的镜头说明了一切
[–]【爱尔兰】kobzy 236 points 17 hours ago
Trying to rebaptise himself
他打算对自己重新施洗吗？
（译注：阿利松为基督徒）
[–]【利物浦】RestinNeo 21 points 17 hours ago
Like what the fuck is he doing ? Just boot the ball down the field . What is all the extra shit
他到底在瞎传个啥？直接一个大脚把球开出去不就完了嘛。根本就多余啊！
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ON： 利物浦 1-4 曼城
[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 2640 points 17 hours ago2
You wait 68 games for a loss at home in the league, then 3 come along at once.
68场联赛主场固若金汤，然而金身一破就连败3场
[–]【切尔西】VTCHannibal 978 points 17 hours ago
Will they ever win at Anfield again?
他军在安菲尔德啥时候才能再赢一次？
[–]【利物浦】Elerion_ 781 points 16 hours ago
In 65 games.
再等65场吧。
[–]【日本】HishigiRyuuji 272 points 16 hours ago
You want Liverpool to get relegated?
你盼着你主队降级？
[–]【曼城】ctid1987 79 points 16 hours ago
City never won at Anfield since 2003 though. Anything could happen this season. It's magical.
我们上次在安菲尔德拿到三分还是2003年的事了。这个赛季一切都有可能。老神奇了。
[–]【热刺】IminPeru 58 points 16 hours ago
they have to balance it by losing the next 68 at home
守恒而论，68场主场不败之后随之而来的就是68场主场全败
[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 2751 points 17 hours ago
Allison had that "Subbed off, moved to U-23, and transfer listed" Football Manager performance
阿利松本场比赛打出了“替换下场，发配U23队，挂牌出售”的FM游戏表现
[–]【拜仁】b-okoboko 729 points 17 hours ago*
only to come back and somehow score the first goal of his career against his former club
只为作为对手重返安菲尔德，并对老东家打入生涯第一球
[–]fubo12 418 points 17 hours ago
But did you see many thumbs up him and Thiago do today tho
但你今天还是该为他和蒂亚戈点赞
[–]【TSV施瓦尔梅】SVWerder46 192 points 17 hours ago
Inspirational
球员训话：激励向
[–]ficomm 1544 points 17 hours ago
Alisson definitely up there in best players for man city tody
曼城本场最佳球员候选该有阿利松的姓名
[–]【拜仁】supermember866866 881 points 17 hours ago
2 key passes, 1 assist. Undisputed player of the match
2次关键传球，1记助攻。无可争辩的全场最佳。
[–]【曼城】4ssteroid 199 points 17 hours ago
That dummy for Foden's goal
还有对福登进球时的逼真表演
[–]【塞尔维亚】peetusgreens 182 points 17 hours ago
Unquestioned commitment to the team. Dedicated passing. Throwing his hands up in celebration. Literally drenched himself with greatness.
简直是一曲对球队的忠诚赞歌。发自肺腑的传球。举起双手暗自庆祝。隐秘而伟大。
[–]【曼城】captaincourageous316 80 points 17 hours ago
Varane has good company in the "Man City MOTM" club.
瓦拉内迎来了自己在“曼城最佳”俱乐部里的一位好搭档。
[–]【墨西哥】Esteban7593 2060 points 17 hours ago
Petition to get Foden a better haircut
一人血书给福登重新剪个发型吧
[–]【阿森纳】RyJG 778 points 17 hours ago
You can take the boy out of Stockport...
你能让孩子走出斯托克港…
[–]【NEC奈梅亨】ij3k 287 points 16 hours ago
...but you can't get him a good haircut. Love that classic saying
…但你却不能让他理个漂亮发型。这老话儿我喜欢
[–]【曼联】TomTom_098 447 points 16 hours ago
I swear I went to school with like 20 lads who looked identical to Foden
我发誓，我上学那会班上起码有20个发型跟福登一样的家伙
[–]【热刺】strawberry_girls 140 points 17 hours ago
And lose all which holds his power? I don’t think so
换个发型，然后丧失他的力量源泉？不了吧
[–]【曼城】v1ct0rym0n5t3r 302 points 17 hours ago
He looks like he'd ride up to me on a bike and ask me "do you smoke weed bro?"
他的样子像是会骑车到我跟前停下，问我“老哥哈草不？”
[–]【曼城】Mr_Skeptical 105 points 17 hours ago
Take a man out of Stockport but can't take the Stockport out of the man
你能把一个人带出斯托克港，但你没法从一个人心里带走斯托克港
[–]【曼城】codespyder 1201 points 17 hours ago*
I love Ederson and his passing but after today there’s no doubt that Alisson is the better playmaking keeper for us
我爱埃德森和他的传球，但今天过后，毫无疑问阿利松才是我城更好的那个组织型门将。
[–]【麦德林独立】cescquintero 187 points 16 hours ago
Position: False GK
场上位置：伪门将
[–]Garlicl351 909 points 17 hours ago
What a player Foden is, crazy that after all the money spent City's most exciting player is a local lad.
福登是个多棒的球员啊，曼城砸了这么多钱，结果最激动人心的球员却是个本土小伙儿。
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 485 points 17 hours ago
To think they had Foden and Sancho at some point.
想想看，他城有那么一段时间队里坐拥福登与桑乔呢。
[–]【曼城】reyforapps 295 points 17 hours ago
Foden, Sancho and Brahim were the three that we thought were going to be beast!
我们当初就看好福登、桑乔以及迪亚兹会成为一代妖人！
[–]【巴萨】WaleedAbbasvD 195 points 17 hours ago
Sancho would have an absolute blast in this City team as well.
桑乔要是还在这支曼城队的话同样也会爆发的。
[–]foxbat21 1680 points 17 hours ago
Chad Gundogan don't score no Bitch Ass penalties.
猛男京多安压根瞧不上点球这种娘炮得分手段。
[–]Born-againRedditor 380 points 17 hours ago
Virgin Salah however...
反观弱鸡萨拉赫…
[–]【曼城】RALat7 87 points 17 hours ago
Pens are for wimps. Real men score perfectly crafted open play goals.
懦夫才靠点球得分。真男人都是靠精心组织的运动战进球开胡。
[–]【曼城】damrider 619 points 17 hours ago
will get lost in the preformances of foden and gundogan, but john stones was absolutely unbelievable tonight
福登和郭德纲本场发挥确实令人沉醉，但斯通斯今晚的表现绝对强无敌
[–]【多伦多FC】onthelongrun 321 points 17 hours ago
Just for some perspective about Stones play, had Ruben not grabbed Salah's arm, Stones is getting to that loose ball and booting it away before Salah can take a shot.
（萨拉赫突入禁区时）迪亚斯如果不去拽萨拉赫的胳膊，斯通斯其实也会拍马追上皮球，赶在萨拉赫能够射门之前将球解围
[–]【曼城】HypedUpJackal 159 points 17 hours ago
That's exactly why I thought Dias didn't need to do what he did. Stones was there. That's also why it wasn't a red.
这也是我觉得迪亚斯没必要禁区内犯规的原因。斯通斯就在那儿呢。当然，迪亚斯也是因为这个才没吃红牌。
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 239 points 17 hours ago
My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable. I had 1% hope that maybe City would slip up, but looks like they'll just steamroll their way to the title now.
我今儿算是糟蹋了，失望透顶。我本来还想着曼城能有一丝丝几率会丢分，结果眼瞅着人家一路火花带闪电就奔冠军宝座去了。
[–]【曼联】wilyacalmdown 97 points 17 hours ago
Yeah its theirs to lose now, essentially an 8 point lead, can't imagine them slipping that up
是啊，冠军是曼城的囊中之物了，领先8分之多，他们几乎不可能翻船的
[–]SoulLessIke 152 points 17 hours ago
We were fucked the moment we were relying on a Liverpool team in free fall tbh
说实话，我们寄望这样一支自由落体的利物浦帮我们拖住曼城，本身就已经没治了
[–]【曼联】PumpedUpMatic 98 points 17 hours ago
We were never winning the league though.
I had hope for it, but it is basically impossible now.
We play them on 3rd March, and they'll probably be 8 points ahead. They win, they get 11.
Now, we can focus on finishing 2nd at least, and try not to lose the league by 19 points again.
话又说回来，本来我魔争冠就没啥希望。
我确实有过那心思，但眼下这形势基本不可能了。
3月3号我魔就要跟曼城交手，那时他们大概领先8分。他们赢了的话，分差就变成11分。
我们现在专注于拿个亚军保底吧，还要试着别又被对手甩下19分夺冠了。
REPLAY：76' 阿利松送礼，斯特林头球破门
[–]ficomm 1983 points 20 hours ago
Alisson WTF x2
阿利松霉开二度
[–]【巴萨】vestby 591 points 20 hours ago
X3
三度
[–]【曼城】punindya 291 points 20 hours ago*
Foreshadowing?
Edit: lmaoooooo
这是预言？
编辑：噗哈哈哈
[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 138 points 19 hours ago
He made two mistakes leading up to Gundo's goal
之前他就接连传球失误了两次，最终导致京多安进球
[–]【切尔西】omukubasam 81 points 19 hours ago
Ghost of Karius strikes again
卡里乌斯时不时来群里看看谁又失误了
[–]【切尔西】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 1877 points 17 hours ago
If this was a different league people would say Alisson is match fixing
如果换做是其它联赛的话，肯定会有人质疑阿利松是在踢假球了
[–]【切尔西】aja9Six 542 points 17 hours ago
what I thought aswell. just looks so blatant
我也这么想的。假得过于光明正大。
[–]【葡萄牙体育】KneeDeepInTheDead 193 points 17 hours ago
He looks like he just gives up too after giving that away
他把球传丢之后看上去干脆就放弃了
[–]thotminer 160 points 17 hours ago
big money on sterling scoring at anfield, mustve took home a fortune
重注押斯特林能在安菲尔德进球，回家数钱美滋滋
[–]kozman7 64 points 17 hours ago*
As a casual fan, why is the PL immune from match fixing?
Edit: Thanks all!
看球资历浅，为啥英超不会被怀疑有假球呢？
编辑：谢谢楼下解答！
[–]【绍森德联】duckwantbread 239 points 17 hours ago
The amount of money it would cost to bribe a player on Allison's salary would negate any money you'd be set to gain from fixing a match.
要收买阿利松这种薪水级别的球员，你需要付出的钱基本就抵消你操纵比赛能赚到的钱了。
[–]AriKaCheck 742 points 17 hours ago
Alison what is u doing?
阿利松，瓦特啊油弄啥嘞？
[–]【多特蒙德】-Champloo- 205 points 17 hours ago
Did he bet on city?
他下注曼城了？
[–]【巴萨】lycan_the_dog 55 points 16 hours ago
Need those sweet sweet FPL points
还不是贪那点英超梦幻联赛分数
[–]【巴萨】TopographyDog 428 points 17 hours ago
CHECK HIM FOR CONCUSSION
查查他有没有脑震荡
[–]【利物浦】totaleclipseoflefart 95 points 17 hours ago
Pls no.
求不说。
[–]【巴萨】callmeWia 99 points 17 hours ago
"Haha Karius" - Bale somewhere
“哈哈，卡里乌斯”——某处一名不愿意透露姓名的高尔夫球手
[–]【利物浦】Jasveen05 637 points 17 hours ago
Alisson what on Earth
阿利松，你就那么想上热搜吗
[–]【利物浦】CandidEnigma 296 points 17 hours ago
Why persist with the cute little passes, fucking ridiculous
干嘛非得坚持在禁区里短传啊，不可理喻
[–]【拜仁】F_24th 80 points 17 hours ago
he thought it was fabinho lol
他以为接球的是法比尼奥哈哈
[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 163 points 17 hours ago
Imagine conceding to Sterling at Anfield
试问在安菲尔德被斯特林破门是一种怎样的体验
[–]【三】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 39 points 17 hours ago
Van Dijk actually hard carries this defense
可见范戴克平时带这条防线有多不容易
[–]Viggorous 382 points 17 hours ago
Get yourself a proper ball playing GK, Kepa is for sale!
都中有善控球者，名唤凯帕，蛰伏茅庐且待有缘人顾！
[–]Emmkev 53 points 17 hours ago
You seem like a kind, reasonable man.
善哉，阁下当造七级浮屠。
[–]lewis30491 17 points 16 hours ago
Chelsea comes to the rescue with a straight swap
蓝狮舍帅才以换良将，实乃功德一桩。
[–]【拜仁】nasserKoeter 1095 points 17 hours ago
ALLISON LOOOOOOOOOOOL
阿利松，等我去医院开了止笑药回来再找你
[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 341 points 17 hours ago
Brazilian Adrian
巴西阿德里安
[–]【利物浦】totaleclipseoflefart 87 points 17 hours ago
Ouch.
扎心了。
[–]【切尔西】aacod15 51 points 17 hours ago
Liverpool have a keeper curse
利物浦中了门将诅咒
[–]Angelo-Merte-22 89 points 17 hours ago
What is he doing🤣
他到底在干啥呀🤣
[–]【曼联】Apartment_Entire 132 points 17 hours ago
His best Karius impression
也许是他致敬卡里乌斯的最佳方式
[–]MarginOfCorrectness 48 points 17 hours ago
And he didn't even get concussed by Ramos
甚至都不需要拉莫斯先来撞出个脑震荡
[–]slippidisk 177 points 17 hours ago
Actually feel bad for Alisson, he looks like he's going to cry
真心为阿利松感到难过，他看起来就快哭了
[–]【弗赖堡】cleothepupper 111 points 17 hours ago
That shot where he poured his water over his head said it all
他往自己头上浇水的镜头说明了一切
[–]【爱尔兰】kobzy 236 points 17 hours ago
Trying to rebaptise himself
他打算对自己重新施洗吗？
（译注：阿利松为基督徒）
[–]【利物浦】RestinNeo 21 points 17 hours ago
Like what the fuck is he doing ? Just boot the ball down the field . What is all the extra shit
他到底在瞎传个啥？直接一个大脚把球开出去不就完了嘛。根本就多余啊！
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