[英超传声筒]MD22 你知道如何让人忘掉9-0的陈年惨案吗？

[–]【南安普顿】Helpingpanda 915 points 12 hours ago 

It certainly can't happen a third time

事不过三

[–]Houssem_Aouar 312 points 12 hours ago 

Unless... 👀

除非…

[–]【埃弗顿】thehumangoomba 219 points 11 hours ago 

Plot twist: next time, Southampton win 9-0.

大反转：下一次出现9-0时，南安普顿是胜方。

[–]【英格兰】kirikesh 433 points 12 hours ago 

Hassenhuttl must be the only Premier League manager ever to lose 9-0 twice and not really be in danger of the sack.

哈森许特尔应该是唯一一位经历了两次9-0惨案却还没有下课之虞的英超主帅。

[–]【曼联】GOATYGOATZ 355 points 11 hours ago 

he’s the only manager to lose 9-0 twice lol

讲道理，也只有他输过两次9-0啊哈哈哈哈

[–]Stonewalled89 3446 points 12 hours ago 

Well... Southampton reacted well to losing 9 - 0 the last time...

话说…南安普顿上次输9-0之后的反弹还是蛮强劲的……

[–]【马拉卡特高】papapapapapokerface 1809 points 12 hours ago 

I hope whoever says "they have been brilliant since losing 9-0" again won't ever get an erection

那些说“圣徒自打输了个9-0之后一直表现抢眼”的家伙呢？还能硬得起来么？

[–]【阿森纳】31_whgr 1700 points 12 hours ago 

they were fantastic in the middle of the 9-0 sandwich

他们在“9-0三明治”中间的发挥确实好滴很

[–]0e0e3e0e0a3a2a 453 points 12 hours ago 

The brilliant part in the middle is the sandwich. The 9-0s are bread. You don't call your sandwiches a bread sandwich.

中间的精华部分才是三明治啊。两场9-0是上下的面包片。你一般不会管你的三明治叫“面包三明治”吧。

[–]【阿森纳】31_whgr 452 points 12 hours ago 

   you don’t call your sandwiches a bread sandwich

you don’t know me

   你一般不会管你的三明治叫“面包三明治”吧。

你管我咋叫

[–]subendu7 308 points 12 hours ago 

Inb4 United bottle top 4 to Leicester city.

The 9-0 Southampton curse

话先放这，曼联最终会被莱斯特城挤出前四。

史称“9-0南安普顿诅咒”

[–]【曼联】imsahoamtiskaw 109 points 12 hours ago 

Pls no

求不咒

[–]NikolasFoot 183 points 12 hours ago 

And Leicester were also 2nd at the time of their win....

而且上赛季莱斯特城踢南安普顿那场9-0时，他们也排第二……

[–]Buffythedragonslayer 85 points 12 hours ago 

Stop. I'm gonna cry

扎心了老铁

[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 373 points 12 hours ago 

And if I remember correctly no one ever brought up that result last time so at least their fans will be able to move on in peace

没记错的话，上赛季那场惨案后来也没什么人再提了，所以圣徒球迷还是可以心平气和向前看的。

[–]【热刺】ExpertGossiper 457 points 12 hours ago 

It's Man United, that result is going to be broadcast annually for the next 15 years.

这回赢家可是曼联啊，可能会将今日场上的事迹分成15集，每年不停轮流地讲。 

[–]【阿森纳】GadnukBreakerOfWrlds 216 points 12 hours ago 

Feeling bad for Ralph Hasenhüttl that he has to endure two absolutely shocking 9-0 scorelines in the space of two years.

That must really devastating to the team. Would be hard to recover from this.

Seriously, what is defense?

心疼哈森许特尔，两年里遭受两次9-0惨案的重创。

对南安普顿来说也是致命打击。创伤难愈啊。

他们的防守都去哪儿了？

[–]【南安普顿】MAFIAxMaverick 164 points 12 hours ago 

Last time we didn't have 11 injured players.

去年那回我们可没有11名伤员。

[–]purplegreendave 1667 points 12 hours ago 

When they went to the Martial penalty VAR review one of the commentators (Beglin I think) was yammering on about how he thought the ref might want to exercise some "pity" on Southampton.

Never gone so quickly from "no way fuck that" to "ah here lads that's too much" in my life when he drew that red.

下半场回放马夏尔点球VAR判罚时，一位解说员（应该是吉姆-贝格林）嘟囔说他觉得裁判也许会出于同情放圣徒一马。

当裁判最终掏出红牌时，我生平第一次如此迅速从“咋可能放一马”转变到“这都不放一马确实有点过了”。

[–]【马拉卡特高】papapapapapokerface 323 points 12 hours ago 

He also said that they did that in the Cavani penalty, which should have been a penalty right? He was on the line, after that he said that ref felt bad and didn't give it

解说员在卡瓦尼那个疑似点球时也这么说过，那本该是个点球不是吗？卡瓦尼被犯规时已经到禁区线了，之后解说员就说裁判可能觉得圣徒太难了于是没有判点球。

[–]koelthegreat 564 points 12 hours ago 

Fuck pity though. They should make the right decision.

同情什么的就扯淡了。裁判就该做出正确的判罚。

[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 2010 points 12 hours ago 

Watch Southampton win the title now

坐等南安普顿夺冠

[–]【女王公园巡游者】Songal 738 points 12 hours ago 

Well last time they lost 0-9 they went on a streak afterwards

反正上次他们0-9输球后就开光了

[–]【南安普顿】LiamJonsano 250 points 12 hours ago 

We were actually even worse against Everton the week after. Fortunately we have Newcastle next

上赛季0-9之后我们踢埃弗顿那场其实更渣。好在随即有纽卡斯尔来送温暖。

[–【阿森纳】]Farouqnowomarlater 180 points 12 hours ago 

Who won the league last time?

上届冠军是谁来着？

[–]【巴萨】tdatcher 917 points 12 hours ago 

Scousehampton

利物普顿

（译注：scouse是利物浦口音的意思）

[–]【曼联】Playboi_Icardi 409 points 12 hours ago 

Southampton premium

顶配南安普顿

[–]【曼联】WhatAmIDoingHere05 205 points 12 hours ago 

Southampton A Team

南安普顿A队

[–]【曼联】imsahoamtiskaw 58 points 12 hours ago 

They will win the league in 2023 on 1 goal difference after losing 11-0 to City on the last matchday. City finish second.

南安普顿会在2023年的收官战中11-0输给曼城，并以1个净胜球的优势勇夺英超桂冠。曼城区居亚军。

[–]【巴西】IMKudaimi123 2604 points 12 hours ago 

If I had a nickel for every time Southampton lost 9-0, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

如果每次南安普顿输个9-0我都能拿五分钱的话，那我现在该有一毛钱了。价值不高但戏剧性极强。

[–]【曼城】NJDevil802 611 points 12 hours ago 

Well, that will do wonders for their goal difference

好家伙，他魔这净胜球赚的。

[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 453 points 12 hours ago 

Liverpool looked out of sight from ours and we’re now level with them. Madness, absolute madness

利物浦的净胜球数本来遥不可及，现在我们已经追平他们了。疯狂，绝对的疯狂。

[–]【利物浦】Almost_Pi 308 points 12 hours ago 

Caught up to us in one game. We put 7 past Palace and then went a month without winning a game, so I'm putting my Voodoo on them now.

一场球就赶上了咱们。自从我军7-0横扫了水晶宫，接下来一个月都没赢过球，我得赶紧施点巫术才行了。

[–]maradonasummer 127 points 10 hours ago 

Go do your voodoo shit, you little donkey

去搞你的破巫术吧，你这驴崽子

（译注：此句是伊布在米兰德比时喷卢卡库的垃圾话）

[–]【朝鲜】KimmyBoiUn 837 points 12 hours ago 

I don't want to be patronising but I do feel for Southampton today.

我不想摆啥高姿态，但我今天真是同情南安普顿。

[–]【曼联】hennny 401 points 12 hours ago 

They just gave up at the end, it wasn’t nice

打到最后他们都缴械了，属实不妥

[–]【南安普顿】GenericRedditUser01 498 points 12 hours ago 

I don't think they gave up, but it was 9 vs 11 and half of the defence were players playing their first or second ever premier league game. It was just a mess.

他们倒也不是投降，但毕竟是9打11啊，而且防线有一半人都是英超初哥。这就是一场灾难。

[–]【曼联】digitag 201 points 12 hours ago 

Yeah seems like a stupid thing to say considering the OG and red but Bednarek was doing a decent job holding the defence together in the 2nd half, all things considered.

Not enough, of course, but once he was off it was a complete mess at the back

没错，考虑到乌龙和红牌，这么说也许很蠢，但是贝德纳雷克下半场确实尽力维系了后防线，不能完全否定他。

当然，他做得还不够，然而他一被罚下，圣徒的防线就彻底崩了。

[–]【曼联】LordTrinity 182 points 12 hours ago 

Yep. Until 6-0 it was funny. After that became sad

对。6-0的时候感觉还不错。在那之后就有点伤感情了

[–]【阿德莱德联】ihatelettuce3 625 points 12 hours ago 

Shaw MOTM, that's how good his 45mins was

卢克-肖当选本场最佳，足以说明他踢了多么出色的45分钟

[–]3359N 223 points 12 hours ago 

He's been fucking superb all season, love him

他这个赛季的表现太特么牛叉了，我爱他

[–]【索马里】abibyama 63 points 12 hours ago 

You think he’ll get a start for England now?

他现在有资格为英格兰首发上阵了吧？

[–]【阿德莱德联】ihatelettuce3 172 points 12 hours ago 

Surely, he's been England's best LB this season.

必须的，他是就本赛季英格兰最佳左后卫。

[–]【南安普顿】yourmotherisepic 532 points 12 hours ago 

I’m not watching football for a few weeks, genuinely makes me depressed. Like, this isn’t actually healthy, my mental health is deteriorating.

我有好几周没看球了，这真让我抑郁。我感觉这真的不太有益健康，我的心理状况正在恶化。

[–]【曼联】macgre09 207 points 12 hours ago 

Good time to take a break. Find something you love. Know that you are. 👍

目前正是你休息一下的良机。找点喜欢的事情散散心。你会好起来的。👍

[–]【曼联】Ducard42 239 points 12 hours ago 

hey I hope you're doing okay. I felt the same after the 6-1 after spurs. You guys still have a really good manager so I'm sure tonight is just a one off for the season. You might even get the chance to avenge this defeat at some point.

嘿，希望你没事。之前6-1输给热刺后我和你感同身受。你们仍然有着一位很优秀的主教练，今晚只是赛季中的一场普通比赛罢了。以后你们也许还有机会找我魔报仇呢。

[–]【利物浦】thisisfats 140 points 12 hours ago 

There's nothing wrong with having a breather. Take care of yourself.

休息一下没什么不好。多保重。

[–]【巴萨】reeve19 69 points 12 hours ago 

Take care man. I wish you the best. Also stay off Twitter while you're at it.

保重啊哥们。希望你一切顺利。远离社媒保平安。

[–]【利物浦】Calciumee 115 points 12 hours ago 

Southampton fans that wished the media would stop mention the Leicester 9-0 didn’t mean this.

圣徒球迷确实希望媒体别再念叨去年的莱斯特城9球案了，但也不是这个意思啊。

[–]【阿森纳】RyJG 1000 points 18 hours ago* 

Mikel Arteta’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

《米克尔-阿尔特塔的不幸历险》

[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 271 points 18 hours ago 

Mikel Artetas’ A Series of Unfortunate Events- LEGO Edition

《米克尔-阿尔特塔的不幸历险》乐高版

[–]【切尔西】Gordondel 54 points 18 hours ago 

I find it funny without context but what's the context?

什么梗？

[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 81 points 18 hours ago 

[–]【萨兰迪兵工厂】Cardealer1000 137 points 18 hours ago 

Such a freak game, Arteta was right to mention the strange things happening to us just fucking strange, Luiz fucked up (regardless on the views on the card it was poor defending) right at the end of half time, and then we concede one of the best goals in the season immediately after the second starts half, and then Leno does his thing.

Can't make it up, just ridiculous.

怪里怪气的比赛，阿尔特塔说本场比赛碰上各种怪事还真没说错，路易斯上半场尾声送点（无论红牌判罚有没有争议，他的防守都弱爆了），然后下半时伊始就被进了个赛季最佳级世界波，之后莱诺又短路。

根本没法弄，就是这么荒诞。

[–]【阿森纳】GadnukBreakerOfWrlds 683 points 14 hours ago 

How the hell did we manage to get so many red cards under Arteta? Surely must be closing in on Wenger's record of two decades.

阿尔特塔上任后为啥我厂会吃到这么多红牌？这都快赶上温格带队二十年的红牌数量了。

[–]【阿森纳】Farouqnowomarlater 1115 points 14 hours ago 

North London is red

北伦敦是红色的

[–]【阿森纳】friday-boy 111 points 14 hours ago 

Always has been

从来如此

[–]【马拉卡特高】papapapapapokerface 313 points 14 hours ago 

I'd understand like aggressive red cards if the manager wanted players to be like that but the reds Arsenal have gotten have been hilarious

如果球员是因为教练授意他们侵犯对手而染红的话，我还能理解，但阿森纳的红牌就确实无厘头了

[–]Burnleh 150 points 14 hours ago 

Some reds have been aggressive, like Xhaka putting his hand on Westwood's neck

他们某些红牌确实是因为侵犯对手啊，像是扎卡掐韦斯特伍德的脖子那次。

[–]【热刺】bfm211 121 points 14 hours ago 

Pepe too, he headbutted Alioski.

But I think he means aggressive tackling rather than just...actual aggression.

佩佩也是，头撞阿里奥斯基。

但我觉得上面那哥们是指抢球犯规那种侵犯，而不是……直接侵犯。

[–]【阿森纳】IhvolSnow 52 points 14 hours ago 

I think we've seen all sorts of red cards with Arsenal, some even never existed.

For kicking the ball after the whistle - check.

Gibbs red instead of Walcott - check.

Goalkeeper doing some bs - check.

这些年看破厂比赛可算见识了各种红牌，有些甚至从未存在。

哨响后踢球——吃过。

吉布斯、沃尔科特傻傻分不清楚——吃过。

门将搞事情——吃过。

[–]dpowellreddit 35 points 13 hours ago 

It was Oxlade-Chamberlain and not Theo

当年是吉布斯、张伯伦啦，不是沃尔科特

[–]【阿森纳】Motorvision 22 points 12 hours ago 

thatsthejoke

我在玩梗

[–]【切尔西】TheBlueTango 101 points 14 hours ago 

Luiz has more red cards than he had at Benfica, Chelsea and PSG combined

路易斯到你厂之后拿的红牌比他在本菲卡、切尔西和大巴黎效力期间拿过的红牌总和还多。

[–]LowBatteryAcidTrip 37 points 14 hours ago 

Wenger's Arsenal had like 100 reds in 21 years. Arteta's gonna smash that record.

温格时期的阿森纳在21年里差不多拿过100张红牌。阿尔特塔这么下去是要破纪录啊。

[–]【阿森纳】PeakSkinner 523 points 14 hours ago 

Excellent commentary near the end “Arsenal haven’t seen much of the ball” yeah no shit Martin we’re missing 2 fucking players.

Obligatory fuck the first red.

比赛尾声时，解说来了句“阿森纳都摸不着球”，拜托马丁（马丁-基翁），我们可是特么少了两名球员呐。

第一张红牌老子就是不服。

[–]【阿森纳】RyJG 178 points 14 hours ago 

He was really annoying during the match. Kept talking as if it was still 11 v 11. “There’s not many bodies forward for arsenal”, yeah no shit?!

这场比赛他的解说都快烦死人了。总是按场上依旧是11打11的情形在评述。“阿森纳进攻兵力投入得不多啊”，不然呢？！

[–]statdude48142 100 points 14 hours ago 

I loved his initial reaction to the Luiz red

"That is one where you just have to let him go and see what happens"

Then the replay shows that is what he did.

"Deserved it, should have played the ball."

Oh, ok.

我喜欢他在路易斯染红时的第一反应

“这球你就该让对手过去，静观其变”

镜头回放，路易斯确实就是这么做的。

“活该吃牌，早早断球不就没事了吗。”

得，真专家。

[–]【阿森纳】HaroldSaxon 19 points 14 hours ago 

Almost like he was trying really hard to prove he wasn't a biased ex Arsenal player by going the opposite

他大概是太想证明自己不是一名带着偏见在解说的前枪手球员吧，干脆站到对立面去了

[–]【利物浦】Raigoku 707 points 14 hours ago 

● Blow 1-0 lead 5 minutes into first half stoppage time

● David Luiz's bi-annual red card + pen offense

● VAR at it again

● Leno red carded for a complete blunder of a handball

● Absolute screamer of a goal

● Wolves end 8 game winless streak just as everyone expected

Meme game of the season for me

● 上半时伤停补时5分钟，葬送1-0领先优势

● 路易斯一年二度的红牌+点球宴客

● VAR再次介入

● 莱诺低级失误手球染红

● 狼队无解世界波

● 不出意料，狼队结束8场不胜

个人心目中的赛季最有梗比赛

[–]【阿森纳】AFCInfinity 290 points 14 hours ago 

The best part is Luiz wasn’t even trying for his Bi-annual red card

这里面最强的就是路易斯压根就没打算去完成一年两度的红牌指标

[–]【曼联】unitedicecreampizza 74 points 14 hours ago 

It’s like the reverse Marcos Rojo where he should be getting one nearly every game but for some reason he didn’t.

简直就是反向罗霍，罗霍几乎每场球都在被红牌罚下的边缘试探，但不知何故他就是跟红牌无缘。

[–]【阿森纳】Hvoromnualltinger 32 points 11 hours ago 

Yes, "for some reason".

是哦，“不知何故”。

[–]【阿森纳】ThePolitePanda 70 points 14 hours ago 

The game still being competitive while we're 2 men down was hilarious as well

我厂即便罚下两人依然和对手踢得有来有回，也是够热闹的了

[–]【阿森纳】firecrotch696969[🍰] 198 points 14 hours ago 

Learned from my friend today that NBA refs get reviewed and graded every game which affects their bonuses, playoff game appearances, and contract renewals. Would be nice if this was implemented in England cuz the refs have been shocking for years

我朋友今天告诉我，NBA的裁判每场比赛都要接受评估和打分，这关系到他们的奖金、季后赛执法以及合同续签。要是英国也实行这套制度该多好，你瞅这帮裁判这些年给大伙祸祸的。

[–]【阿森纳】etheryx 98 points 14 hours ago 

I watch the NBA even more intently than the PL. NBA refs are equally garbage every single year, the review barely does anything.

看NBA比看英超还多的过来人有话要说。NBA的垃圾裁判一样年年有，评估管个毛用。

[–]【利物浦】diveintothe9 48 points 14 hours ago 

As long as an independent party reviews them. You just know it'd be "a review amongst their peers to maximize internal accountability" or some such bullshit that will end up happening if the FA/EPL actually implement it.

前提是由独立的第三方来评估裁判。要是英足总或者英超官方推行这套制度，那最终肯定就是“同行之间进行审查，最大限度达到内部问责效果”之类的屁话了。

[–]【莱斯特城】lordposedyon 141 points 14 hours ago 

45+2 minutes of fantastic gameplay into this. So sad. Could have been 0-2 0-3

45+2分钟的精彩发挥，最后落得如此下场。真遗憾。比分本该是0-2或者0-3的

[–]_hack0slash_alpha 34 points 14 hours ago 

I'm not a referee but I'm quite sure it couldn't end 0-2 0-3

我不是裁判，但我相当肯定最终比分不会是0-2或0-3

[–]【阿森纳】DeadlockRadium 56 points 14 hours ago 

   I'm not a referee

Wouldn't stop the FA from hiring you

   我不是裁判

英足总招人一般不看你是不是裁判

[–]【热刺】TDog81 13 points 14 hours ago 

   I'm not a referee

Found Craig Pawsons account

   我不是裁判

克雷格-波森（本场比赛主裁）你来啦