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ON： 切尔西官宣兰帕德下课
[–]【曼城】GJXN1990 4352 points 1 day ago
He should go to Celtic for the age-old Lampard or Gerrard showdown.
要我说，兰帕德干脆直奔凯尔特人上任，再续双德之争的传奇。
[–]【图卢兹】harcole 1753 points 1 day ago
and Scholes to coach St Mirren or Aberdeen and ppl going to wank themselves to death with their comparisons
再让斯科尔斯去执教圣米伦或阿伯丁，球迷们光是激辩这中场三杰哪家强都能欲仙欲死
[–]【苏格拉挑战杯】CrepeTheRealPancake 691 points 1 day ago
No need to insult Aberdeen by comparing them to St Mirren like that.
你是跟阿伯丁有多大仇，居然下得去手拿他们跟圣米伦相提并论。
[–]【吉林汉姆】paddyo 110 points 23 hours ago
Scholesy pointing to the statue of William Wallace and spanking a ball against it from 50 yards to make his point every other day.
生姜头每隔一天就往威廉·华莱士的雕像来一脚50码开外的敲山震虎，以此向球员灌输理念。
[–]【西汉姆联】ThicctorFrankenstein 2060 points 1 day ago
Should have beaten Luton 4-1.
切尔西应该揍卢顿4-1的。
[–]xVladuo 866 points 1 day ago
Werner really was Lampard out
维尔纳看来是巴不得兰帅走人
[–]shudh_desi_gareeb 489 points 1 day ago
Or 3-0. Fuck you kepa
或者打成3-0也行。凯帕我去你大爷
[–]just_dew_eat 352 points 1 day ago
Kepa as interim manager confirmed
有你这么跟过渡主帅说话的吗
[–]【切尔西】EezoManiac 1369 points 1 day ago
Man knew it was his last game in charge so he gave Mason the captains armband.
兰帅知道这是他带切尔西的最后一场比赛（足总杯对卢顿），因此他让芒特戴上了队长袖标。
[–]【西汉姆联】Runningman0301 298 points 1 day ago
Were there any other candidates in the line up who were better suited ? To me, he looked the best fit.
首发阵容里还有谁更有资格戴吗？我认为芒特是最合适的队长人选了。
[–]【切尔西】ImJoshHi 130 points 1 day ago
zouma has worn it before in carabao cup games
之前在联赛杯比赛中，祖玛倒是也当过场上队长。
[–]【瑞典】m_lar 156 points 1 day ago
Definitely the best fit. I can easily see him being either captain or vice-captain in a few years.
芒特是队长的最佳人选。我觉得他用不了几年就会成为球队队长或副队长。
[–]【谢菲联】MrSteelCity 4672 points 1 day ago*
Sad to see, but at least his last match was a victory so that's something.
Will be interesting to see Lampards future in management now, as he's already had his dream job and it ended rather soon.
对兰帅下课我很遗憾，但至少他带队的告别战是一场胜仗，还是有点价值的。
兰帅今后的执教生涯就很耐人寻味了，毕竟他梦寐以求的就是他车帅位，而这梦醒得如此突然。
[–]Razzler1973 1598 points 1 day ago
Guarantee his hat is tossed into the ring for next England manager for no real reason, whenever it comes up
立帖为证，他会竞聘下一任英格兰队主教练，具体啥时候另说哈
[–]【新墨西哥联】ghtuy 1338 points 20 hours ago
Requirements for England manager:
● English (with exceptions)
● manager
● unemployed
三狮军团主帅职位要求：
● 英国人（允许例外）
● 教练
● 待业
[–]tomhat 301 points 19 hours ago
Do you have to be a football manager?
非得是足球教练吗？
[–]【阿森纳】fyhr100 207 points 19 hours ago
Yes, but playing Football Manager 2021 counts!
必须的，不过你有玩足球经理2021的履历也算数！
[–]【利物浦】iinextplease 2728 points 1 day ago
Frank just bossed the any% speedrun of his managerial career
如何不设限速通教练生涯？兰帕德刚刚给你们秀了一把
[–]sunrise98 1578 points 1 day ago
More like he used a cheat code to warp the the final level then realised he forgot to level up his character and got his arse handed to him.
不如说是他用秘籍跳到了最后一关，结果发现自己忘了给人物升级，直接傻眼。
[–]MyDumbInterests 1263 points 1 day ago
Transferred in a lot of high level pokemon but didn't have the gym badges to properly control them yet.
(I don't play enough video games to make a better/more recent reference)
像是通过传送获得了许多高等级宝可梦，结果自己却没有道馆徽章可以用来管教他们。
（我玩的游戏不多，编不出更好的类比了）
[–]Br3mm3r 425 points 1 day ago*
Nah I think this is a pretty accurate reference.
不不，我觉得你这个类比挺贴切的。
[–]Zal_17 329 points 1 day ago
So if Lampard is Ash.
That must make Werner Charizard.
Which must mean Mount is Pikachu?
如果兰帕德是小智的话
那么维尔纳就是喷火龙
所以芒特就是皮卡丘？
[–]【沙姆洛克流浪者】HongKongChicken 673 points 1 day ago
Unless the sacking was incredibly messy (behind closed doors), I imagine it will be case of going out to prove himself before eventually returning to Chelsea with more experience.
兰帅的下课除非是（他们自己人才知道的）一团乱麻，否则在我看来就是一段“愿君历尽千帆，归来已成大师”的佳话。
[–]UOE459 549 points 1 day ago
In the statement Abrahmovic actually said he’d be warmly welcomed back so I think this is quite realistic
阿布的声明里确实说了会非常欢迎兰帕德归来，所以这也不是没有可能。
[–]King-Key 588 points 1 day ago
He's not exactly going to say he's banished from ever setting foot near them again
他总不能说兰帕德一旦走了就别想再踏进斯坦福桥一步。
[–]EmperorOfWallStreet 246 points 1 day ago
He will be on Sky with Jamie and Gary.
他会去天空体育跟卡拉格和内维尔搭伙说球的。
[–]【曼联】Wierdpanda 123 points 23 hours ago
I don't think he has the charisma the other two have. He seems like a grumpy guy to me
他可不像那老哥俩那么有魅力。在我看来兰帕德更像是个暴躁老哥。
[–]Kratzie 2268 points 1 day ago
Sad day as a Chelsea fan. I'm happy at least that he gave Mason Mount the captaincy in what ended up being his last game.
身为车迷，我很难过。不过至少他在告别战里任命芒特为场上队长还让我挺宽慰的。
[–]【切尔西】lucashoodfromthehood 1478 points 1 day ago
Mount as Captain and Abraham scoring a hat trick. At least some beauty in the ending.
芒特担任队长，亚布拉罕上演帽子戏法。分手总算在晴天。
[–]Projeffboy 592 points 22 hours ago
basically the youngsters gave him status, then his signings brought him down
少俊助其起高楼，灭顶却因夷将投
[–]lewis30491 66 points 23 hours ago
I...am...Frank Lampard
我……是……弗兰克-兰帕德
（译注：戏仿复联4钢铁侠）
[–]【利物浦】lfcmillsy 3300 points 1 day ago
The job just came too early for him
切尔西的帅位对他来说还是太早了点
[–]【尤文图斯】sol47 1405 points 1 day ago
Exactly, makes me dread the Pirlo situation even more
可不咋滴，俺眼瞅着皮尔洛，这心里边可哇凉哇凉滴啊
[–]【热刺】AssFingerFuck3000 1173 points 1 day ago
At least Lampard had more experience than Pirlo and the expectations were arguably lower since you could get sacked at Juventus even if you win the league. Sarri was deemed not good enough and he won the league, had a decent spell at Chelsea and a great spell at Napoli.
Pirlo's entire managerial experience was 3 days with the under 23's. That was a total kamikaze move by both parties imo
最起码，兰帕德比皮尔洛的经验要丰富得多，而且期望值相对也要更低一些，毕竟你带尤文即便拿下联赛冠军也会被炒鱿鱼。萨里公认的水平不够，但他带尤文意甲夺冠、带切尔西也还将就，带那不勒斯更是风生水起。
皮尔洛呢，正式上任前他的教练生涯统共也就是带尤文U23的那三天。我觉得让他执教尤文，对球队和他本人来说都是自杀行为。
[–]【曼联】Ptepp1c 174 points 22 hours ago
From what I have seen it looks like Pirlo may have been because of a money situation as they are paying for both Sarri and Allegri at the moment, by the start of next season they will no longer be paying Allegri.
据我所知，皮尔洛执掌尤文纯粹是财政原因，因为当时他妇仍要付萨里和阿莱格里的工钱，后者的工资要一直发到下赛季开始。
[–]BulletproofTyrone 261 points 22 hours ago
Pirlo is either getting sacked this year or he’s a 1 in a million genius like Zidane. It’s a gamble, but either way the board still took him. Sarri was a mistake, and Pirlo just like Frank is basically someone to fill the job until someone with real credentials comes in. Doubt they care about getting sacked tbf, they make BANK in one day and can still come back a few years later.
皮尔洛要么今年之内就下课，要么他就是齐达内那样的万中无一的天才。这就是一手赌博，但无论如何董事会还是把宝押在了他身上。萨里就是个错误，而皮尔洛就像兰帕德一样，是在真正的名帅驾临前占坑的萝卜。估计他们根本就不在乎会不会下课，反正打个短工赚得盆满钵满，过几年还有机会复归勤王。
[–]【皇马】vivekwap4 251 points 21 hours ago
Zidane served as Ancelotti's assistant manager in Madrid and also coached Castilla before being made the first team manager. So he still had more experience than Pirlo when he started with the first team.
齐祖可是在安切洛蒂身边当了很长一段时间助理教练的，而且他担任一线队主帅前也执教过卡斯蒂利亚队。所以，他正式上任皇马前依然比皮尔洛的执教经验丰富得多。
[–]【那不勒斯】business---travel 312 points 1 day ago
Agreed.
I really wish he had the season to pull it together.
同意层主。
我真希望兰帕德能带完本赛季并重振旗鼓。
[–]【利物浦】batigoal 283 points 1 day ago
I think he did well last season. He managed to establish young players in the first team. Gave them confidence and really helped rebuild Chelsea. It's obvious that there was no pressure then of course. This season with all those big transfers obviously the pressure was there. Especially when at some point they looked like contenders. Him not being able to integrate the Germans was also a big reason I'm sure. Timo being so out of form and Havertz not even have a proper role in the team yet. But I think Lampard can be a good manager and he will stay in top level.
我觉得兰帅上赛季干得挺棒的。他提拔了队中的年轻球员。为他们注入信心，为切尔西的重建打下基石。很明显那时候他肩上几乎没什么压力。到了本赛季，随着大手笔转会的到来，压力也随之而来。尤其是他们被视为争冠集团一员的那段时间。无法使德国新援融入球队肯定也是他下课的一大原因。维尔纳状态全无，哈弗茨至今也没找到适合他的位置。不过我认为兰帕德还是可以成为优秀教练的，他会保持着顶级教练行列里。
[–]【阿森纳】InTheMiddleGiroud 2142 points 1 day ago
It really only takes a month to go from hero to zero in Chelsea.
But at least a respectful statement by the club.
在切尔西，从英雄变狗熊，仅需一月之遥。
万幸他车的官方声明还是很体面。
[–]【威尔士】twillems15 1082 points 1 day ago
Mason Mount must be crying his eyes out bless him
芒特估计都哭瞎了吧，上帝保佑
[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 569 points 1 day ago
Could always come play with his best mate Rice at West Ham, sure that'll cheer him up.
欢迎他随时来西汉姆找他的好基友赖斯，肯定会让他振作起来的。
[–]SkankyChris 170 points 1 day ago
What odds do you reckon on Lampard being West Ham manager one day?
你们说兰帕德将来执教西汉姆联队的几率有多大？
[–]【巴萨】Surprise147 1802 points 1 day ago
Tuchel x Abramovich this won't gonna end well
图赫尔与阿布拉希莫维奇这对组合很难有什么好结局
[–]【沃特福德】TheJeck 669 points 1 day ago
It'll be fun to watch
当宫斗剧看肯定美滋滋
[–]MrXandi 207 points 1 day ago
How many seasons do you give him?
你们估计图赫尔能呆几季？
[–]【曼城】Corky1993 389 points 1 day ago2
Winter and spring
冬季和春季
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 108 points 1 day ago
Seasons? That sounds a bit optimistic.
论季？哥们你挺乐观啊。
[–]gratatabangbang 284 points 1 day ago
We said that about Mou and Levy tbh and they seem to have some kind of platonic love affair going on by the looks of it.
之前穆里尼奥和列维凑到一起时我们也说过类似的话，如今看来他们仿佛在谈柏拉图式的恋爱一样。
[–]PrisciCa69 293 points 1 day ago
Abramovich has no chills, he sacks managers like a fan would.
阿布太意气用事了，他以为他是球迷啊，想炒谁就炒谁。
[–]【埃弗顿】supersonicdeathsquad 95 points 21 hours ago
I'd be interested to see a chart of Chelsea's league positions when they sacked managers, but of course, not interested enough to actually make one myself.
我还蛮有兴趣看看切尔西历任主帅下课时的联赛排名一览表，然而我就是想躺着当伸手党。
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】SmellsLikeBigCheese 142 points 17 hours ago
Ranieri - May 2004 - 2nd
Mourinho - Sep 2007 - 5th
Grant - May 2008 - 2nd
Scolari - Feb 2009 - 4th
Villas-Boas - Mar 2012 - 5th
Di Matteo - Nov 2012 - 3rd
Mourinho - Dec 2015 - 16th
Conte - Jul 2018 - 5th
Lampard - Jan 2021 - 8th
拉捏利——2004年5月——第2名
穆里尼奥——2007年9月——第5名
格兰特——2008年5月——第2名
斯科拉里——2009年2月——第4名
博阿斯——2012年3月——第5名
迪马特奥——2012年11月——第3名
穆里尼奥——2015年12月——第16名
孔蒂——2018年7月——第5名
兰帕德——2021年1月——第8名
[–]【切尔西】defy313 87 points 17 hours ago
16th on Christmas is probably the lowest point in the Abramovich era.
圣诞节排在第16名大概是阿布时期最低的排名了吧。
[–]【曼联】qybum 49 points 17 hours ago
Nice list. It's missing the last piece, Ancelotti sacked in May 2011 when they were 2nd.
做表小能手。还差了一段，安切洛蒂于2011年5月下课，彼时排名第2位。
[–]【曼联】adhikapp 1055 points 1 day ago
Unbelievable. Chelsea are ruthless. Solskjaer and Arteta got time. I feel for him.
难以置信。切尔西属实莫得感情。索肖和阿尔特塔还能缓一阵了。我真为兰帕德感到遗憾。
[–]trafficcone123 440 points 23 hours ago
Chelsea would have sacked Ole thrice already.
索肖在切尔西的话，已经被炒三回了。
[–]Mellow_Juniper 110 points 20 hours ago
Roman would have fired him, hired him back five minutes later just so he could fire him again out of spite.
阿布估计会炒掉他，过五分钟再聘他回来，就为了再炒他一遍解恨。
[–]【凯尔特人】BillOakley 285 points 1 day ago
In fairness if either of them had brought in the group of players Chelsea did in the summer they’d probably be on a shorter leash too
说句公道话，索帅和塔帅要是也像切尔西去年夏天那样豪掷千金买人的话，那他们头上的紧箍咒也会缩圈儿的
[–]【曼联】quit_daedalus 200 points 1 day ago
Nah we are far more lenient. Abra is a mafioso literally. dude has no chill.
此言差矣，我抬宽容多了。阿布可是江湖大佬，动起手来绝不留情。
[–]【阿森纳】minusSeven 157 points 23 hours ago
You gave Lampard one year with no transfer budget with Hazard gone, yet he finished 3rd. This year they were fine until 6 games ago.
Now that those 6 games go bad you show him the door without even giving him the time to fix things.
I wonder what you expect from your next manager...
前一年切尔西转会被禁，还放跑了阿扎尔，结果兰帕德带队拿了第三。今年他们直到六场比赛之前都还表现得不错。
现在六场球没踢好，阿布就下了逐客令，完全不给兰帅亡羊补牢的机会。
你车下一位教练来了又会如何呢……
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[–]【曼城】GJXN1990 4352 points 1 day ago
He should go to Celtic for the age-old Lampard or Gerrard showdown.
要我说，兰帕德干脆直奔凯尔特人上任，再续双德之争的传奇。
[–]【图卢兹】harcole 1753 points 1 day ago
and Scholes to coach St Mirren or Aberdeen and ppl going to wank themselves to death with their comparisons
再让斯科尔斯去执教圣米伦或阿伯丁，球迷们光是激辩这中场三杰哪家强都能欲仙欲死
[–]【苏格拉挑战杯】CrepeTheRealPancake 691 points 1 day ago
No need to insult Aberdeen by comparing them to St Mirren like that.
你是跟阿伯丁有多大仇，居然下得去手拿他们跟圣米伦相提并论。
[–]【吉林汉姆】paddyo 110 points 23 hours ago
Scholesy pointing to the statue of William Wallace and spanking a ball against it from 50 yards to make his point every other day.
生姜头每隔一天就往威廉·华莱士的雕像来一脚50码开外的敲山震虎，以此向球员灌输理念。
[–]【西汉姆联】ThicctorFrankenstein 2060 points 1 day ago
Should have beaten Luton 4-1.
切尔西应该揍卢顿4-1的。
[–]xVladuo 866 points 1 day ago
Werner really was Lampard out
维尔纳看来是巴不得兰帅走人
[–]shudh_desi_gareeb 489 points 1 day ago
Or 3-0. Fuck you kepa
或者打成3-0也行。凯帕我去你大爷
[–]just_dew_eat 352 points 1 day ago
Kepa as interim manager confirmed
有你这么跟过渡主帅说话的吗
[–]【切尔西】EezoManiac 1369 points 1 day ago
Man knew it was his last game in charge so he gave Mason the captains armband.
兰帅知道这是他带切尔西的最后一场比赛（足总杯对卢顿），因此他让芒特戴上了队长袖标。
[–]【西汉姆联】Runningman0301 298 points 1 day ago
Were there any other candidates in the line up who were better suited ? To me, he looked the best fit.
首发阵容里还有谁更有资格戴吗？我认为芒特是最合适的队长人选了。
[–]【切尔西】ImJoshHi 130 points 1 day ago
zouma has worn it before in carabao cup games
之前在联赛杯比赛中，祖玛倒是也当过场上队长。
[–]【瑞典】m_lar 156 points 1 day ago
Definitely the best fit. I can easily see him being either captain or vice-captain in a few years.
芒特是队长的最佳人选。我觉得他用不了几年就会成为球队队长或副队长。
[–]【谢菲联】MrSteelCity 4672 points 1 day ago*
Sad to see, but at least his last match was a victory so that's something.
Will be interesting to see Lampards future in management now, as he's already had his dream job and it ended rather soon.
对兰帅下课我很遗憾，但至少他带队的告别战是一场胜仗，还是有点价值的。
兰帅今后的执教生涯就很耐人寻味了，毕竟他梦寐以求的就是他车帅位，而这梦醒得如此突然。
[–]Razzler1973 1598 points 1 day ago
Guarantee his hat is tossed into the ring for next England manager for no real reason, whenever it comes up
立帖为证，他会竞聘下一任英格兰队主教练，具体啥时候另说哈
[–]【新墨西哥联】ghtuy 1338 points 20 hours ago
Requirements for England manager:
● English (with exceptions)
● manager
● unemployed
三狮军团主帅职位要求：
● 英国人（允许例外）
● 教练
● 待业
[–]tomhat 301 points 19 hours ago
Do you have to be a football manager?
非得是足球教练吗？
[–]【阿森纳】fyhr100 207 points 19 hours ago
Yes, but playing Football Manager 2021 counts!
必须的，不过你有玩足球经理2021的履历也算数！
[–]【利物浦】iinextplease 2728 points 1 day ago
Frank just bossed the any% speedrun of his managerial career
如何不设限速通教练生涯？兰帕德刚刚给你们秀了一把
[–]sunrise98 1578 points 1 day ago
More like he used a cheat code to warp the the final level then realised he forgot to level up his character and got his arse handed to him.
不如说是他用秘籍跳到了最后一关，结果发现自己忘了给人物升级，直接傻眼。
[–]MyDumbInterests 1263 points 1 day ago
Transferred in a lot of high level pokemon but didn't have the gym badges to properly control them yet.
(I don't play enough video games to make a better/more recent reference)
像是通过传送获得了许多高等级宝可梦，结果自己却没有道馆徽章可以用来管教他们。
（我玩的游戏不多，编不出更好的类比了）
[–]Br3mm3r 425 points 1 day ago*
Nah I think this is a pretty accurate reference.
不不，我觉得你这个类比挺贴切的。
[–]Zal_17 329 points 1 day ago
So if Lampard is Ash.
That must make Werner Charizard.
Which must mean Mount is Pikachu?
如果兰帕德是小智的话
那么维尔纳就是喷火龙
所以芒特就是皮卡丘？
[–]【沙姆洛克流浪者】HongKongChicken 673 points 1 day ago
Unless the sacking was incredibly messy (behind closed doors), I imagine it will be case of going out to prove himself before eventually returning to Chelsea with more experience.
兰帅的下课除非是（他们自己人才知道的）一团乱麻，否则在我看来就是一段“愿君历尽千帆，归来已成大师”的佳话。
[–]UOE459 549 points 1 day ago
In the statement Abrahmovic actually said he’d be warmly welcomed back so I think this is quite realistic
阿布的声明里确实说了会非常欢迎兰帕德归来，所以这也不是没有可能。
[–]King-Key 588 points 1 day ago
He's not exactly going to say he's banished from ever setting foot near them again
他总不能说兰帕德一旦走了就别想再踏进斯坦福桥一步。
[–]EmperorOfWallStreet 246 points 1 day ago
He will be on Sky with Jamie and Gary.
他会去天空体育跟卡拉格和内维尔搭伙说球的。
[–]【曼联】Wierdpanda 123 points 23 hours ago
I don't think he has the charisma the other two have. He seems like a grumpy guy to me
他可不像那老哥俩那么有魅力。在我看来兰帕德更像是个暴躁老哥。
[–]Kratzie 2268 points 1 day ago
Sad day as a Chelsea fan. I'm happy at least that he gave Mason Mount the captaincy in what ended up being his last game.
身为车迷，我很难过。不过至少他在告别战里任命芒特为场上队长还让我挺宽慰的。
[–]【切尔西】lucashoodfromthehood 1478 points 1 day ago
Mount as Captain and Abraham scoring a hat trick. At least some beauty in the ending.
芒特担任队长，亚布拉罕上演帽子戏法。分手总算在晴天。
[–]Projeffboy 592 points 22 hours ago
basically the youngsters gave him status, then his signings brought him down
少俊助其起高楼，灭顶却因夷将投
[–]lewis30491 66 points 23 hours ago
I...am...Frank Lampard
我……是……弗兰克-兰帕德
（译注：戏仿复联4钢铁侠）
[–]【利物浦】lfcmillsy 3300 points 1 day ago
The job just came too early for him
切尔西的帅位对他来说还是太早了点
[–]【尤文图斯】sol47 1405 points 1 day ago
Exactly, makes me dread the Pirlo situation even more
可不咋滴，俺眼瞅着皮尔洛，这心里边可哇凉哇凉滴啊
[–]【热刺】AssFingerFuck3000 1173 points 1 day ago
At least Lampard had more experience than Pirlo and the expectations were arguably lower since you could get sacked at Juventus even if you win the league. Sarri was deemed not good enough and he won the league, had a decent spell at Chelsea and a great spell at Napoli.
Pirlo's entire managerial experience was 3 days with the under 23's. That was a total kamikaze move by both parties imo
最起码，兰帕德比皮尔洛的经验要丰富得多，而且期望值相对也要更低一些，毕竟你带尤文即便拿下联赛冠军也会被炒鱿鱼。萨里公认的水平不够，但他带尤文意甲夺冠、带切尔西也还将就，带那不勒斯更是风生水起。
皮尔洛呢，正式上任前他的教练生涯统共也就是带尤文U23的那三天。我觉得让他执教尤文，对球队和他本人来说都是自杀行为。
[–]【曼联】Ptepp1c 174 points 22 hours ago
From what I have seen it looks like Pirlo may have been because of a money situation as they are paying for both Sarri and Allegri at the moment, by the start of next season they will no longer be paying Allegri.
据我所知，皮尔洛执掌尤文纯粹是财政原因，因为当时他妇仍要付萨里和阿莱格里的工钱，后者的工资要一直发到下赛季开始。
[–]BulletproofTyrone 261 points 22 hours ago
Pirlo is either getting sacked this year or he’s a 1 in a million genius like Zidane. It’s a gamble, but either way the board still took him. Sarri was a mistake, and Pirlo just like Frank is basically someone to fill the job until someone with real credentials comes in. Doubt they care about getting sacked tbf, they make BANK in one day and can still come back a few years later.
皮尔洛要么今年之内就下课，要么他就是齐达内那样的万中无一的天才。这就是一手赌博，但无论如何董事会还是把宝押在了他身上。萨里就是个错误，而皮尔洛就像兰帕德一样，是在真正的名帅驾临前占坑的萝卜。估计他们根本就不在乎会不会下课，反正打个短工赚得盆满钵满，过几年还有机会复归勤王。
[–]【皇马】vivekwap4 251 points 21 hours ago
Zidane served as Ancelotti's assistant manager in Madrid and also coached Castilla before being made the first team manager. So he still had more experience than Pirlo when he started with the first team.
齐祖可是在安切洛蒂身边当了很长一段时间助理教练的，而且他担任一线队主帅前也执教过卡斯蒂利亚队。所以，他正式上任皇马前依然比皮尔洛的执教经验丰富得多。
[–]【那不勒斯】business---travel 312 points 1 day ago
Agreed.
I really wish he had the season to pull it together.
同意层主。
我真希望兰帕德能带完本赛季并重振旗鼓。
[–]【利物浦】batigoal 283 points 1 day ago
I think he did well last season. He managed to establish young players in the first team. Gave them confidence and really helped rebuild Chelsea. It's obvious that there was no pressure then of course. This season with all those big transfers obviously the pressure was there. Especially when at some point they looked like contenders. Him not being able to integrate the Germans was also a big reason I'm sure. Timo being so out of form and Havertz not even have a proper role in the team yet. But I think Lampard can be a good manager and he will stay in top level.
我觉得兰帅上赛季干得挺棒的。他提拔了队中的年轻球员。为他们注入信心，为切尔西的重建打下基石。很明显那时候他肩上几乎没什么压力。到了本赛季，随着大手笔转会的到来，压力也随之而来。尤其是他们被视为争冠集团一员的那段时间。无法使德国新援融入球队肯定也是他下课的一大原因。维尔纳状态全无，哈弗茨至今也没找到适合他的位置。不过我认为兰帕德还是可以成为优秀教练的，他会保持着顶级教练行列里。
[–]【阿森纳】InTheMiddleGiroud 2142 points 1 day ago
It really only takes a month to go from hero to zero in Chelsea.
But at least a respectful statement by the club.
在切尔西，从英雄变狗熊，仅需一月之遥。
万幸他车的官方声明还是很体面。
[–]【威尔士】twillems15 1082 points 1 day ago
Mason Mount must be crying his eyes out bless him
芒特估计都哭瞎了吧，上帝保佑
[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 569 points 1 day ago
Could always come play with his best mate Rice at West Ham, sure that'll cheer him up.
欢迎他随时来西汉姆找他的好基友赖斯，肯定会让他振作起来的。
[–]SkankyChris 170 points 1 day ago
What odds do you reckon on Lampard being West Ham manager one day?
你们说兰帕德将来执教西汉姆联队的几率有多大？
[–]【巴萨】Surprise147 1802 points 1 day ago
Tuchel x Abramovich this won't gonna end well
图赫尔与阿布拉希莫维奇这对组合很难有什么好结局
[–]【沃特福德】TheJeck 669 points 1 day ago
It'll be fun to watch
当宫斗剧看肯定美滋滋
[–]MrXandi 207 points 1 day ago
How many seasons do you give him?
你们估计图赫尔能呆几季？
[–]【曼城】Corky1993 389 points 1 day ago2
Winter and spring
冬季和春季
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 108 points 1 day ago
Seasons? That sounds a bit optimistic.
论季？哥们你挺乐观啊。
[–]gratatabangbang 284 points 1 day ago
We said that about Mou and Levy tbh and they seem to have some kind of platonic love affair going on by the looks of it.
之前穆里尼奥和列维凑到一起时我们也说过类似的话，如今看来他们仿佛在谈柏拉图式的恋爱一样。
[–]PrisciCa69 293 points 1 day ago
Abramovich has no chills, he sacks managers like a fan would.
阿布太意气用事了，他以为他是球迷啊，想炒谁就炒谁。
[–]【埃弗顿】supersonicdeathsquad 95 points 21 hours ago
I'd be interested to see a chart of Chelsea's league positions when they sacked managers, but of course, not interested enough to actually make one myself.
我还蛮有兴趣看看切尔西历任主帅下课时的联赛排名一览表，然而我就是想躺着当伸手党。
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】SmellsLikeBigCheese 142 points 17 hours ago
Ranieri - May 2004 - 2nd
Mourinho - Sep 2007 - 5th
Grant - May 2008 - 2nd
Scolari - Feb 2009 - 4th
Villas-Boas - Mar 2012 - 5th
Di Matteo - Nov 2012 - 3rd
Mourinho - Dec 2015 - 16th
Conte - Jul 2018 - 5th
Lampard - Jan 2021 - 8th
拉捏利——2004年5月——第2名
穆里尼奥——2007年9月——第5名
格兰特——2008年5月——第2名
斯科拉里——2009年2月——第4名
博阿斯——2012年3月——第5名
迪马特奥——2012年11月——第3名
穆里尼奥——2015年12月——第16名
孔蒂——2018年7月——第5名
兰帕德——2021年1月——第8名
[–]【切尔西】defy313 87 points 17 hours ago
16th on Christmas is probably the lowest point in the Abramovich era.
圣诞节排在第16名大概是阿布时期最低的排名了吧。
[–]【曼联】qybum 49 points 17 hours ago
Nice list. It's missing the last piece, Ancelotti sacked in May 2011 when they were 2nd.
做表小能手。还差了一段，安切洛蒂于2011年5月下课，彼时排名第2位。
[–]【曼联】adhikapp 1055 points 1 day ago
Unbelievable. Chelsea are ruthless. Solskjaer and Arteta got time. I feel for him.
难以置信。切尔西属实莫得感情。索肖和阿尔特塔还能缓一阵了。我真为兰帕德感到遗憾。
[–]trafficcone123 440 points 23 hours ago
Chelsea would have sacked Ole thrice already.
索肖在切尔西的话，已经被炒三回了。
[–]Mellow_Juniper 110 points 20 hours ago
Roman would have fired him, hired him back five minutes later just so he could fire him again out of spite.
阿布估计会炒掉他，过五分钟再聘他回来，就为了再炒他一遍解恨。
[–]【凯尔特人】BillOakley 285 points 1 day ago
In fairness if either of them had brought in the group of players Chelsea did in the summer they’d probably be on a shorter leash too
说句公道话，索帅和塔帅要是也像切尔西去年夏天那样豪掷千金买人的话，那他们头上的紧箍咒也会缩圈儿的
[–]【曼联】quit_daedalus 200 points 1 day ago
Nah we are far more lenient. Abra is a mafioso literally. dude has no chill.
此言差矣，我抬宽容多了。阿布可是江湖大佬，动起手来绝不留情。
[–]【阿森纳】minusSeven 157 points 23 hours ago
You gave Lampard one year with no transfer budget with Hazard gone, yet he finished 3rd. This year they were fine until 6 games ago.
Now that those 6 games go bad you show him the door without even giving him the time to fix things.
I wonder what you expect from your next manager...
前一年切尔西转会被禁，还放跑了阿扎尔，结果兰帕德带队拿了第三。今年他们直到六场比赛之前都还表现得不错。
现在六场球没踢好，阿布就下了逐客令，完全不给兰帅亡羊补牢的机会。
你车下一位教练来了又会如何呢……
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