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ON： 切尔西 1-3 曼城
[–]ficomm 959 points 17 hours ago
Absolute dire play from Chelsea
切尔西这场踢的什么鬼
[–]【曼联】StathamIsYourSavior 500 points 17 hours ago
That second half was just an extended rest for City. Chelsea are absolutely clueless in the attack
下半场完全就是曼城的额外休息时间。切尔西的进攻就跟无头苍蝇似的。
[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 310 points 17 hours ago
i think we might be genuine contenders for the slowest counter-attacking team in all of Europe's top leagues.
如果欧洲顶级联赛要评个“最慢防反球队奖”的话，我车可以一战
[–]【巴萨】Lasertag026 195 points 17 hours ago
You won’t take our crown😤
朕不给你，你不能抢😤
[–]Bushuazoo 447 points 17 hours ago
Chelsea kit sponsors having a field trip
估计今天有切尔西胸前广告赞助商现场督战吧
[–]AdditionMother 173 points 17 hours ago
3 is the magic number
3真是一个神奇的数字
[–]wakeandbeek 192 points 17 hours ago
Lampard manages like he's an interim. I really don't get an idea of any sort of playstyle or imprint he's trying to put on the squad.
兰帕德搞得自己像是过渡主帅似的。感觉他根本没有试着为这支球队注入任何球风，或者刻下任何烙印。
[–]【密涅瓦】swearin_al 595 points 17 hours ago
From the goal kick at 58 minutes, City had a 65 pass sequence ending in Chelsea's box. Played chelsea off the pitch today.
自打比赛第58分钟那个门球开出算起，曼城连续进行了65脚传递，直至传进切尔西禁区。切尔西今天彻底被打懵了。
[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 168 points 17 hours ago
i was on the edge of my seat for the entire 120 seconds, and i didn't like it one bit!
那整整120秒里我都慌得一匹，一点都不喜欢这种感觉！
[–]【谢菲联】MrSteelCity 741 points 17 hours ago
Harry Kane becomes the top assist maker in the league
De Bruyne: Fine, I'll play as a striker and score then
凯恩成了英超助攻王
德布劳内：行吧，那我就来踢前锋刷进球
[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 482 points 17 hours ago
Sterling: Fine, I'll just keep fucking up my chances have a good day everyone
斯特林：行吧，那我就继续整活，欢迎收看快乐大本营！
[–]【利物浦】slaughtered_gates 189 points 17 hours ago
man did everything possible not to score
斯老师真是使出浑身解数来录这期节目啊
[–]【切尔西】Farbton 65 points 17 hours ago
Have to admire the work ethic
干一行爱一行，不服不行
[–]【曼联】D1794 1365 points 17 hours ago
Here's an article, from less than a month ago, which talk about Chelsea being title contenders. They're currently only 3 points above Arsenal, who were being spoken of as relegation candidates only until only a few weeks ago.
Going to be a wild 2nd half of the season.
不到一个月前我读到过这么一篇文章，里面谈及切尔西正跻身争冠行列。如今，他们仅仅领先阿森纳三分而已——要知道，几周前阿森纳还被视为降级圈新贵呢。
[–]【切尔西】Sk8ter87 294 points 17 hours ago*
We reinvigorated Arsenal and they are within a win of us, Jesus Christ
昔赠厂前三分暖，今觉脊后一枪寒，嗟乎
[–]【曼联】ka_mil 602 points 17 hours ago*
They're also only 3 points away from Top 4. Arsenal being a relegation candidate was alway a joke.
To summarise, please don't sack Lampard
EDIT: actually I'm probably wrong about the top 4, as most teams ahead of Chelsea have at least one game in hand but my conclusion still stand. Don't sack him Roman, you might hire someone decent in his place
他们离前四也只差三分了。阿森纳要降级什么的从来都只是调侃罢了。
总而言之，希望兰帕德不要下课
编辑：对前四的格局判断我可能有误，因为排在切尔西前面的球队都至少还少赛一场呢，不过我的观点还是成立的。
[–]【阿森纳】31_whgr 220 points 17 hours ago
Shearer certainly wasn’t in on the joke
希勒说我厂深陷保级泥潭时可不像在调侃
[–]【切尔西】EmperorTMing 656 points 17 hours ago
last goal wins unlucky city
绝杀啦，曼城真是不走运啊
[–]【曼城】jethroo23 285 points 17 hours ago
aw shit, fair play then
我丢，还挺合理
[–]【曼城】NJDevil802 56 points 17 hours ago
Gonna make us look really bad in the "goals in stoppage time count as four" table at the end of the season.
到了赛季末，我们在“补时进球算四个”榜单上的位置肯定惨不忍睹
[–]【曼联】buddyhollybenhur 614 points 17 hours ago
Can't believe Lampard's players let him down like that again.
不敢相信这帮球员再一次辜负了兰帕德。
[–]CowardGurkha 304 points 17 hours ago
absolute horrible sack the players
球员们发挥太糟糕了，都该洗洗睡
[–]【阿森纳】TheDarkness1227 186 points 17 hours ago
lazy chelsea players let down frank lampard by not implementing his genius tactics.
切尔西这些慵懒的球员完全不执行兰帅的天才战术，怎会不让他失望呢
[–]【利物浦】slaughtered_gates 42 points 17 hours ago
they need to look inside...smh
他们要好好扪心自问才行……唉
[–]【迈阿密国际】Dann610 603 points 17 hours ago*
Chelsea's corner flag was the best defender on their team today. That tackle on Werner was sublime.
切尔西主场的角旗杆是本场对他车表现最好的后卫。它对维尔纳的拦截简直令人肃然起敬。
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】jfyohk 273 points 17 hours ago
After the Vardy incident the flags are learning to fight back
经历过瓦尔迪的暴虐，角旗杆逐渐学会反击了
（译注：瓦尔迪此前曾在庆祝时踹断过角旗杆）
[–]【曼联】StrikenGoat420 54 points 17 hours ago
Rise of the planet of the corner flags
《角旗星球的崛起》
[–]【曼联】bluewaff1e 907 points 17 hours ago
Reddit: "Friendship ended with Arteta, now Lampard is my best friend."
话题区：“阿尔特塔给我出去，会议室现在属于兰帕德。”
[–]nofakefans18 162 points 17 hours ago
If we go from day 1 to now:
Mourinho
Lampard
Ole
Arteta
Pep
Ole
Arteta
Lampard
新赛季至今会议室的主咖依次为：
穆里尼奥
兰帕德
索肖
阿尔特塔
瓜迪奥拉
索肖
阿尔特塔
兰帕德
[–]【英格兰】powermauler 98 points 16 hours ago
If Liverpool lose against Southampton I'd expect Klopp to make an appearance.
要是利物浦输给南安普顿的话，克洛普恐怕也要进场了
[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 304 points 17 hours ago
Wait for Ole's turn once he loses a match
只要索肖输一场球他就能重返会场
[–]【曼联】700n10nk 246 points 17 hours ago
That's why everyone is making the most of the current situation before it switches again
这就是为啥大家都在充分利用当前的形势，以防会议室入口的回转传送带再次启动
[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 440 points 17 hours ago*
City with the strongest performance of their season. The first half could've easily ended 4-0/5-0. Frank got it completely wrong, Pep got it spot on.
Honestly some of the players just looked so off. Thiago Silva, Azpi and Kante with miserable nights. Werner just looks lost
KDB put in a proper 10/10 game. City now 3 wins in 3 just solidifying their form that's gone under the radar for a while. They're very much with Liverpool at the top. Plus they have a strong defence now too sadly, no more Otamendi brain fades either
曼城打出了赛季迄今最佳的表现。上半场本有可能轻松打出4-0/5-0的比分。兰帕德满盘皆输，瓜迪奥拉算无遗策。
老实说，有些球员肉眼可见的不在状态。蒂亚戈-席尔瓦、阿兹皮利奎塔和坎特今晚踢得十分艰难。维尔纳则完全迷失了。
德布劳内本场满分。曼城取得3连胜的同时，巩固了他们被众人短暂忽视的竞技状态。他们和利物浦无疑是英超的第一集团。而且他们现在防守还牛起来了你说气人不，再也看不到奥塔门迪那种脑残失误了
[–]【波希米亚人】-Zenith- 173 points 17 hours ago
Frank got it completely wrong.
Becoming quite a regular thing that.
兰帕德满盘皆输
这已经是常规操作了。
[–]【曼城】thatdani 80 points 17 hours ago
I really really think at least some of it had to do with the fact that we didn't fucking play from the back every single time.
Hope that when Ederson comes back Pep will at least try to not involve him that much.
我们能有如此的表现，也许要归功于我们不再执念于每次都要从后场发动攻势。
希望在埃德森归队后，瓜帅至少不要总憋着让他也参与到进攻来。
[–]【NAC布雷达】CowNchicken12 55 points 17 hours ago
Azpi with a solid 1/10 performance today. City destroyed him
阿兹皮利奎塔今天妥妥的1分表现。曼城压垮了他。
[–]NamelessSuperUser 125 points 17 hours ago
Seemed like Pulisic was the only Chelsea player willing to drive at the defense too. It was so static in attack and painful to watch as a neutral.
普利西奇是切尔西阵中唯一一名看上去有防守意愿的球员。他们在进攻端太安静了，作为中立球迷这球看得真是胃疼。
ON：维尔纳主罚角球时伤到自己
[–]【利物浦】wanson 3763 points 17 hours ago
Why was it allowed to be retaken?
这角球咋还带重开的啊？
[–]【曼联】Musicomnia 7917 points 17 hours ago3
They legit felt bad for him
实在是出于同情
[–]【曼联】StathamIsYourSavior 1360 points 15 hours ago
I mean, what are they going to do? Score?
不是我说，再让他们罚个角球又能咋地？能进球？
[–]mrdanhoops 169 points 12 hours ago
Ouch
你说话好基尔伤人
[–]【切尔西】suhdude539 11 points 8 hours ago
:( I mean we did score a goal...
:( 我们确实进了个球不是么…
[–]djm504 19 points 8 hours ago
from the corner?
凭借这个角球吗？
[–]【切尔西】strictly_milk 71 points 8 hours ago
Please stop asking questions
别问了行吗
[–]【翁特哈兴】Huabale 831 points 17 hours ago
For the corner flag ?
不懂就问，是同情角旗杆吗？
[–]【切尔西】Daniiiiii 1530 points 17 hours ago
After Vardy decapitated one of their own we have been deferential and treating the corner flags with extra caution. One more incident of major renown and they will stop showing up to games. Will have to go back to the days where a player's mum had to stand on each corner with a tea towel on her head.
自从瓦尔迪折断了它们其中一位之后，我们一直对角旗群体都是毕恭毕敬、呵护有加的。要是再出点什么乱子，它们可就要罢赛了。到时候我们不得不用回老办法，每场比赛都让球员的老妈站在角旗位置，头上再绑上一条斟茶毛巾。
[–]HugePPhuge 33 points 12 hours ago
Alexander-Arnold would be having a field day huh
亚历山大-阿诺德狂喜
[–]RockyRockington 73 points 16 hours ago
The CFLM movement is growing in momentum
“角旗的命也是命”运动渐入高潮
[–]【热刺】MauricioCappuccino 1484 points 17 hours ago
Corner flag caught him and got none of the ball, was a free kick from the same position.
角旗杆铲人未触皮球，在原地位置判罚任意球无误。
[–]【利物浦】Cbrlater 558 points 17 hours ago
Should have been a yellow too. Fuck VAR
而且该给角旗杆一张黄牌。VAR干什么吃的
[–]【切尔西】k-tax 143 points 17 hours ago
That's not what VAR's for, smh. I swear people keep throwing VAR this, VAR that, but they don't even try to read about the rules. VAR could take a look at this only if it was a red card offense. It's clearly not. The Pole is in good position and is attacking the ball, not Werner. Genuine play from both of them, flag was a bit late and that's why we get the free kick. And this is coming from a Chelsea fan. /s
VAR可不是这么用的，唉。人们总是嚷嚷VAR管管这个，VAR管管那个，却没有人哪怕瞧一眼规则。VAR只有在涉及红牌判罚时才会介入。这个情形很明显不适用。角旗杆防守位置站得不错，而且是奔球去而不是奔维尔纳去的。双方都是正常拼抢，阿旗晚了一步，所以我们得了一个任意球。车迷观点。（狗头）
[–]Buffythedragonslayer 4446 points 17 hours ago
They don't have corner flags like that in the Bundesliga. Very tough.
德甲没有这样式的角旗杆。老难对付了。
（译注：维尔纳在去年12月接受采访时曾表示适应英超要比在德甲踢球更加困难。困难一词他用的是tough，tough同时也有坚硬之意。）
[–]【利物浦】ijustwanttotalkboobs 1567 points 17 hours ago
Vardy would like a word
瓦尔迪有话要说
[–]【阿森纳】Steo42 1344 points 17 hours ago
Vardy could slide tackle his way through a wall of concrete if given enough Red Bull
只要红牛给他管够，瓦尔迪可以一个滑铲凿穿水泥墙
[–]【拜仁】Other_Milk 624 points 17 hours ago
Vardy would thrive at Leipzig
那他去莱比锡红牛的话肯定滋润得很
[–]Wallnuts1225 73 points 17 hours ago
Salzburg has entered the chat.
萨尔茨堡红牛加入群聊。
[–]darthfracas 74 points 16 hours ago
Vardy to retire with New York confirmed
快进到瓦尔迪在纽约红牛退役
[–]xepa105 373 points 16 hours ago
Players when they come from the continent need time to adjust to the physicality and speed of the Premier League corner flags.
欧陆来客往往需要一些时间来适应英超角旗杆的硬度和速度
[–]【曼联】twersx 63 points 12 hours ago
Messi is a brilliant player but could he handle a corner flag at the Britannia, billowing in the gale force winds?
梅西无疑是当世巨星，但他能否征服一面在大不列颠凌冽狂风中乱舞的角旗呢？
[–]【曼联】bweiss5 231 points 16 hours ago
Pep training corner flags for tactical fouls smh
惊！瓜迪奥拉居然训练角旗进行战术犯规
[–]Dace88 35 points 10 hours ago
Fernandinho has to pass it on someday
费尔南迪尼奥这门手艺总得传下去不是？
[–]CowardGurkha 1108 points 17 hours ago
Why was it retaken?
所以角球凭啥可以重罚？
[–]【曼联】tedjoyce 2025 points 17 hours ago
Corner flag fouled him
角旗杆对维尔纳犯规了
[–]dtim96 381 points 16 hours ago
Dirty player, that Corner Flag.
这个狡琦甘可真是个肮脏的球员。
[–]PompeyJon82Xbox 52 points 16 hours ago
5 game ban at least
五场禁赛起步
[–]【曼联】hennny 14 points 10 hours ago
5 games? Did he say something racist in his native flag language?
五场？他是用自家旗语说了什么种族歧视的话吗？
[–]【阿森纳】JackAndrewWilshere 25 points 13 hours ago
Big Sam is putting in an offer as we speak
阿勒代斯：肮脏？明天来我队报到！
[–]【利物浦】vadifuk 124 points 17 hours ago
Corner taken slowly... WERNER!
角球缓慢开出……维尔纳！
[–]hereforthebenzene 110 points 16 hours ago
He's got that "fuck this I"m going back to Germany" look in his eyes
他的眼神仿佛在说“去你喵的老子这就回德国”
[–]【曼城】PepGodiola 912 points 17 hours ago
Sums up his day
这个趔趄就是他本场比赛的缩影
[–]【曼联】tedjoyce 831 points 17 hours ago
*Season
是他本赛季的缩影
[–]【瑞典】m_lar 305 points 17 hours ago
He did have a good run earlier this season around October and November. He's look all out of sorts recently but I'm sure he will find his mojo again soon enough.
赛季初、差不多10月和11月左右他其实踢得挺好的。最近他看上去像丢了魂儿似的，不过我肯定他很快就能重新找回进球运。
[–]【阿森纳】ro-row 206 points 16 hours ago
He looked sharp but couldn’t score, now he looks like his confidence is gone completely
他一度冲劲十足但就是没法破门，而眼下他看起来像是完全丧失了自信。
[–]【法兰克福】Verifixion 245 points 14 hours ago
The classic symptoms of Chelsea Striker
切尔西前锋的通病
[–]【巴萨】_fishysushi 356 points 17 hours ago
its Torres all over again
这不就是托雷斯的故事2.0么
[–]【利物浦】Akira_Nishiki 271 points 17 hours ago
Well Torres was fucked after he was rushed back for the World Cup, not sure what's after happening with Werner.
讲道理，托雷斯是因为世界杯仓促回归才一落千丈的，维尔纳发生了什么事我们就不清楚了。
[–]【拜仁】xtoonator 342 points 16 hours ago
Watching the Bundesliga is really simple. Werner doesn’t fit a play style like that. That’s also why Bayern wasn’t convinced. He needs a lot of space to use his speed. He’s not good with the ball, nor he’s good in Build up. A team like Leicester would suit him very well. He needs counter attack football, not possession.
看看德甲你就懂了。维尔纳并不适合这样的比赛风格。所以当初拜仁把他放进购物车之前犹豫了。他需要充分的空间来施展他的速度。他持球并不理想，也不胜任进攻组织。他去莱斯特城的话可能更合拍。他更适合防守反击，而非控球战术。
[–]【加尔斯】wereinthedark 237 points 16 hours ago
Honestly, so many of Chelsea's best players are perfectly suited for counter-attack football. Lampard is really trying to force his ideas.
说实话，切尔西阵中许多顶级球星其实完美适配防守反击战术。兰帕德真就一根筋强推他的理念啊。
[–]【阿森纳】RamessesTheOK 49 points 15 hours ago
time to bring back Mourinho for Part 3?
差不多快到穆里尼奥三进宫了？
[–]【切尔西】iota96 58 points 15 hours ago
You joke, but I was thinking the same thing. Mou would be perfect for our squad right now and I would take him back in a heartbeat.
我知道你是开玩笑，但我确实也这么想。穆帅对我们当前的阵容来说再合适不过了，真希望他马上就能回归。
[–]RedDemio 168 points 14 hours ago
Damn some Chelsea fans just have no shame I guess hahaha
卧槽有些切尔西球迷的脸皮还真是厚啊哈哈哈
[–]【莱斯特城】dodgykeyboard 65 points 14 hours ago
Honestly I don't know why this idea that Leicester are a counter-attacking side is still a thing. Rodgers has set the team up to keep possession, with the only exceptions being against the so-called 'big 6'.
If Werner needs a lot of space then he would not thrive at Leicester and would be a big downgrade vs Vardy, who is a better and more complete player.
有一说一，我不明白外界怎么会认为我狐是一支防守反击球队的。罗杰斯早已将球队风格打造成控球为主，只是在对阵“六强”球队时有所例外而已。如果维尔纳需要充足的空间，那他到莱斯特城肯定很挣扎，而且会愈发衬托出瓦尔迪是更加优秀和全面的球员。
[–]AlcoholicSocks 41 points 16 hours ago
At Leipzig he played alongside a target man in Poulsen and played off of him. Chelsea seem to be trying to play through Werner, ideally he'd be off of Giroud
在莱比锡期间，他身旁有波尔森这样的桥头堡为他扯开空间，令他如鱼得水。切尔西大概也想为他量身套用这种踢法，理想状态下应该是吉鲁为他架设炮台。
[–]【曼城】agueroisgoat 23 points 17 hours ago
Yeah perfect analogy
托雷斯这个类比很到位
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 22 points 17 hours ago
It’s Shevchenko all over again
舍甫琴科2.0
[–]【泽尼特】JE_12 26 points 25 hours ago
It’s Kezman all over again
Also look at him now
凯日曼2.0
瞧瞧他现在什么样
[–]【斯图加特】HippoRealEstate 41 points 15 hours ago
He used to play at the Stamford Bridge, now it looks like he's living under it.
好家伙，这老哥以前是在斯坦福桥里踢球，如今看起来像是在斯坦福桥下露宿。
[–]【加拿大】Squake 16 points 13 hours ago
Shevchenko was a ballon d'or mate, if Timo was on that level we would not be having this conversation lol
舍甫琴科可是金球奖得主哦，要是维尔纳有舍瓦的水平，那根本就不会有今天这个帖子嘛
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 13 points 7 hours ago
At Milan yes, but I take it you haven’t watched Shevchenko at Chelsea.
金球奖也是他在米兰生涯拿的，你怕是没有见识过舍甫琴科在切尔西的岁月吧。
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ON： 切尔西 1-3 曼城
[–]ficomm 959 points 17 hours ago
Absolute dire play from Chelsea
切尔西这场踢的什么鬼
[–]【曼联】StathamIsYourSavior 500 points 17 hours ago
That second half was just an extended rest for City. Chelsea are absolutely clueless in the attack
下半场完全就是曼城的额外休息时间。切尔西的进攻就跟无头苍蝇似的。
[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 310 points 17 hours ago
i think we might be genuine contenders for the slowest counter-attacking team in all of Europe's top leagues.
如果欧洲顶级联赛要评个“最慢防反球队奖”的话，我车可以一战
[–]【巴萨】Lasertag026 195 points 17 hours ago
You won’t take our crown😤
朕不给你，你不能抢😤
[–]Bushuazoo 447 points 17 hours ago
Chelsea kit sponsors having a field trip
估计今天有切尔西胸前广告赞助商现场督战吧
[–]AdditionMother 173 points 17 hours ago
3 is the magic number
3真是一个神奇的数字
[–]wakeandbeek 192 points 17 hours ago
Lampard manages like he's an interim. I really don't get an idea of any sort of playstyle or imprint he's trying to put on the squad.
兰帕德搞得自己像是过渡主帅似的。感觉他根本没有试着为这支球队注入任何球风，或者刻下任何烙印。
[–]【密涅瓦】swearin_al 595 points 17 hours ago
From the goal kick at 58 minutes, City had a 65 pass sequence ending in Chelsea's box. Played chelsea off the pitch today.
自打比赛第58分钟那个门球开出算起，曼城连续进行了65脚传递，直至传进切尔西禁区。切尔西今天彻底被打懵了。
[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 168 points 17 hours ago
i was on the edge of my seat for the entire 120 seconds, and i didn't like it one bit!
那整整120秒里我都慌得一匹，一点都不喜欢这种感觉！
[–]【谢菲联】MrSteelCity 741 points 17 hours ago
Harry Kane becomes the top assist maker in the league
De Bruyne: Fine, I'll play as a striker and score then
凯恩成了英超助攻王
德布劳内：行吧，那我就来踢前锋刷进球
[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 482 points 17 hours ago
Sterling: Fine, I'll just keep fucking up my chances have a good day everyone
斯特林：行吧，那我就继续整活，欢迎收看快乐大本营！
[–]【利物浦】slaughtered_gates 189 points 17 hours ago
man did everything possible not to score
斯老师真是使出浑身解数来录这期节目啊
[–]【切尔西】Farbton 65 points 17 hours ago
Have to admire the work ethic
干一行爱一行，不服不行
[–]【曼联】D1794 1365 points 17 hours ago
Here's an article, from less than a month ago, which talk about Chelsea being title contenders. They're currently only 3 points above Arsenal, who were being spoken of as relegation candidates only until only a few weeks ago.
Going to be a wild 2nd half of the season.
不到一个月前我读到过这么一篇文章，里面谈及切尔西正跻身争冠行列。如今，他们仅仅领先阿森纳三分而已——要知道，几周前阿森纳还被视为降级圈新贵呢。
[–]【切尔西】Sk8ter87 294 points 17 hours ago*
We reinvigorated Arsenal and they are within a win of us, Jesus Christ
昔赠厂前三分暖，今觉脊后一枪寒，嗟乎
[–]【曼联】ka_mil 602 points 17 hours ago*
They're also only 3 points away from Top 4. Arsenal being a relegation candidate was alway a joke.
To summarise, please don't sack Lampard
EDIT: actually I'm probably wrong about the top 4, as most teams ahead of Chelsea have at least one game in hand but my conclusion still stand. Don't sack him Roman, you might hire someone decent in his place
他们离前四也只差三分了。阿森纳要降级什么的从来都只是调侃罢了。
总而言之，希望兰帕德不要下课
编辑：对前四的格局判断我可能有误，因为排在切尔西前面的球队都至少还少赛一场呢，不过我的观点还是成立的。
[–]【阿森纳】31_whgr 220 points 17 hours ago
Shearer certainly wasn’t in on the joke
希勒说我厂深陷保级泥潭时可不像在调侃
[–]【切尔西】EmperorTMing 656 points 17 hours ago
last goal wins unlucky city
绝杀啦，曼城真是不走运啊
[–]【曼城】jethroo23 285 points 17 hours ago
aw shit, fair play then
我丢，还挺合理
[–]【曼城】NJDevil802 56 points 17 hours ago
Gonna make us look really bad in the "goals in stoppage time count as four" table at the end of the season.
到了赛季末，我们在“补时进球算四个”榜单上的位置肯定惨不忍睹
[–]【曼联】buddyhollybenhur 614 points 17 hours ago
Can't believe Lampard's players let him down like that again.
不敢相信这帮球员再一次辜负了兰帕德。
[–]CowardGurkha 304 points 17 hours ago
absolute horrible sack the players
球员们发挥太糟糕了，都该洗洗睡
[–]【阿森纳】TheDarkness1227 186 points 17 hours ago
lazy chelsea players let down frank lampard by not implementing his genius tactics.
切尔西这些慵懒的球员完全不执行兰帅的天才战术，怎会不让他失望呢
[–]【利物浦】slaughtered_gates 42 points 17 hours ago
they need to look inside...smh
他们要好好扪心自问才行……唉
[–]【迈阿密国际】Dann610 603 points 17 hours ago*
Chelsea's corner flag was the best defender on their team today. That tackle on Werner was sublime.
切尔西主场的角旗杆是本场对他车表现最好的后卫。它对维尔纳的拦截简直令人肃然起敬。
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】jfyohk 273 points 17 hours ago
After the Vardy incident the flags are learning to fight back
经历过瓦尔迪的暴虐，角旗杆逐渐学会反击了
（译注：瓦尔迪此前曾在庆祝时踹断过角旗杆）
[–]【曼联】StrikenGoat420 54 points 17 hours ago
Rise of the planet of the corner flags
《角旗星球的崛起》
[–]【曼联】bluewaff1e 907 points 17 hours ago
Reddit: "Friendship ended with Arteta, now Lampard is my best friend."
话题区：“阿尔特塔给我出去，会议室现在属于兰帕德。”
[–]nofakefans18 162 points 17 hours ago
If we go from day 1 to now:
Mourinho
Lampard
Ole
Arteta
Pep
Ole
Arteta
Lampard
新赛季至今会议室的主咖依次为：
穆里尼奥
兰帕德
索肖
阿尔特塔
瓜迪奥拉
索肖
阿尔特塔
兰帕德
[–]【英格兰】powermauler 98 points 16 hours ago
If Liverpool lose against Southampton I'd expect Klopp to make an appearance.
要是利物浦输给南安普顿的话，克洛普恐怕也要进场了
[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 304 points 17 hours ago
Wait for Ole's turn once he loses a match
只要索肖输一场球他就能重返会场
[–]【曼联】700n10nk 246 points 17 hours ago
That's why everyone is making the most of the current situation before it switches again
这就是为啥大家都在充分利用当前的形势，以防会议室入口的回转传送带再次启动
[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 440 points 17 hours ago*
City with the strongest performance of their season. The first half could've easily ended 4-0/5-0. Frank got it completely wrong, Pep got it spot on.
Honestly some of the players just looked so off. Thiago Silva, Azpi and Kante with miserable nights. Werner just looks lost
KDB put in a proper 10/10 game. City now 3 wins in 3 just solidifying their form that's gone under the radar for a while. They're very much with Liverpool at the top. Plus they have a strong defence now too sadly, no more Otamendi brain fades either
曼城打出了赛季迄今最佳的表现。上半场本有可能轻松打出4-0/5-0的比分。兰帕德满盘皆输，瓜迪奥拉算无遗策。
老实说，有些球员肉眼可见的不在状态。蒂亚戈-席尔瓦、阿兹皮利奎塔和坎特今晚踢得十分艰难。维尔纳则完全迷失了。
德布劳内本场满分。曼城取得3连胜的同时，巩固了他们被众人短暂忽视的竞技状态。他们和利物浦无疑是英超的第一集团。而且他们现在防守还牛起来了你说气人不，再也看不到奥塔门迪那种脑残失误了
[–]【波希米亚人】-Zenith- 173 points 17 hours ago
Frank got it completely wrong.
Becoming quite a regular thing that.
兰帕德满盘皆输
这已经是常规操作了。
[–]【曼城】thatdani 80 points 17 hours ago
I really really think at least some of it had to do with the fact that we didn't fucking play from the back every single time.
Hope that when Ederson comes back Pep will at least try to not involve him that much.
我们能有如此的表现，也许要归功于我们不再执念于每次都要从后场发动攻势。
希望在埃德森归队后，瓜帅至少不要总憋着让他也参与到进攻来。
[–]【NAC布雷达】CowNchicken12 55 points 17 hours ago
Azpi with a solid 1/10 performance today. City destroyed him
阿兹皮利奎塔今天妥妥的1分表现。曼城压垮了他。
[–]NamelessSuperUser 125 points 17 hours ago
Seemed like Pulisic was the only Chelsea player willing to drive at the defense too. It was so static in attack and painful to watch as a neutral.
普利西奇是切尔西阵中唯一一名看上去有防守意愿的球员。他们在进攻端太安静了，作为中立球迷这球看得真是胃疼。
ON：维尔纳主罚角球时伤到自己
[–]【利物浦】wanson 3763 points 17 hours ago
Why was it allowed to be retaken?
这角球咋还带重开的啊？
[–]【曼联】Musicomnia 7917 points 17 hours ago3
They legit felt bad for him
实在是出于同情
[–]【曼联】StathamIsYourSavior 1360 points 15 hours ago
I mean, what are they going to do? Score?
不是我说，再让他们罚个角球又能咋地？能进球？
[–]mrdanhoops 169 points 12 hours ago
Ouch
你说话好基尔伤人
[–]【切尔西】suhdude539 11 points 8 hours ago
:( I mean we did score a goal...
:( 我们确实进了个球不是么…
[–]djm504 19 points 8 hours ago
from the corner?
凭借这个角球吗？
[–]【切尔西】strictly_milk 71 points 8 hours ago
Please stop asking questions
别问了行吗
[–]【翁特哈兴】Huabale 831 points 17 hours ago
For the corner flag ?
不懂就问，是同情角旗杆吗？
[–]【切尔西】Daniiiiii 1530 points 17 hours ago
After Vardy decapitated one of their own we have been deferential and treating the corner flags with extra caution. One more incident of major renown and they will stop showing up to games. Will have to go back to the days where a player's mum had to stand on each corner with a tea towel on her head.
自从瓦尔迪折断了它们其中一位之后，我们一直对角旗群体都是毕恭毕敬、呵护有加的。要是再出点什么乱子，它们可就要罢赛了。到时候我们不得不用回老办法，每场比赛都让球员的老妈站在角旗位置，头上再绑上一条斟茶毛巾。
[–]HugePPhuge 33 points 12 hours ago
Alexander-Arnold would be having a field day huh
亚历山大-阿诺德狂喜
[–]RockyRockington 73 points 16 hours ago
The CFLM movement is growing in momentum
“角旗的命也是命”运动渐入高潮
[–]【热刺】MauricioCappuccino 1484 points 17 hours ago
Corner flag caught him and got none of the ball, was a free kick from the same position.
角旗杆铲人未触皮球，在原地位置判罚任意球无误。
[–]【利物浦】Cbrlater 558 points 17 hours ago
Should have been a yellow too. Fuck VAR
而且该给角旗杆一张黄牌。VAR干什么吃的
[–]【切尔西】k-tax 143 points 17 hours ago
That's not what VAR's for, smh. I swear people keep throwing VAR this, VAR that, but they don't even try to read about the rules. VAR could take a look at this only if it was a red card offense. It's clearly not. The Pole is in good position and is attacking the ball, not Werner. Genuine play from both of them, flag was a bit late and that's why we get the free kick. And this is coming from a Chelsea fan. /s
VAR可不是这么用的，唉。人们总是嚷嚷VAR管管这个，VAR管管那个，却没有人哪怕瞧一眼规则。VAR只有在涉及红牌判罚时才会介入。这个情形很明显不适用。角旗杆防守位置站得不错，而且是奔球去而不是奔维尔纳去的。双方都是正常拼抢，阿旗晚了一步，所以我们得了一个任意球。车迷观点。（狗头）
[–]Buffythedragonslayer 4446 points 17 hours ago
They don't have corner flags like that in the Bundesliga. Very tough.
德甲没有这样式的角旗杆。老难对付了。
（译注：维尔纳在去年12月接受采访时曾表示适应英超要比在德甲踢球更加困难。困难一词他用的是tough，tough同时也有坚硬之意。）
[–]【利物浦】ijustwanttotalkboobs 1567 points 17 hours ago
Vardy would like a word
瓦尔迪有话要说
[–]【阿森纳】Steo42 1344 points 17 hours ago
Vardy could slide tackle his way through a wall of concrete if given enough Red Bull
只要红牛给他管够，瓦尔迪可以一个滑铲凿穿水泥墙
[–]【拜仁】Other_Milk 624 points 17 hours ago
Vardy would thrive at Leipzig
那他去莱比锡红牛的话肯定滋润得很
[–]Wallnuts1225 73 points 17 hours ago
Salzburg has entered the chat.
萨尔茨堡红牛加入群聊。
[–]darthfracas 74 points 16 hours ago
Vardy to retire with New York confirmed
快进到瓦尔迪在纽约红牛退役
[–]xepa105 373 points 16 hours ago
Players when they come from the continent need time to adjust to the physicality and speed of the Premier League corner flags.
欧陆来客往往需要一些时间来适应英超角旗杆的硬度和速度
[–]【曼联】twersx 63 points 12 hours ago
Messi is a brilliant player but could he handle a corner flag at the Britannia, billowing in the gale force winds?
梅西无疑是当世巨星，但他能否征服一面在大不列颠凌冽狂风中乱舞的角旗呢？
[–]【曼联】bweiss5 231 points 16 hours ago
Pep training corner flags for tactical fouls smh
惊！瓜迪奥拉居然训练角旗进行战术犯规
[–]Dace88 35 points 10 hours ago
Fernandinho has to pass it on someday
费尔南迪尼奥这门手艺总得传下去不是？
[–]CowardGurkha 1108 points 17 hours ago
Why was it retaken?
所以角球凭啥可以重罚？
[–]【曼联】tedjoyce 2025 points 17 hours ago
Corner flag fouled him
角旗杆对维尔纳犯规了
[–]dtim96 381 points 16 hours ago
Dirty player, that Corner Flag.
这个狡琦甘可真是个肮脏的球员。
[–]PompeyJon82Xbox 52 points 16 hours ago
5 game ban at least
五场禁赛起步
[–]【曼联】hennny 14 points 10 hours ago
5 games? Did he say something racist in his native flag language?
五场？他是用自家旗语说了什么种族歧视的话吗？
[–]【阿森纳】JackAndrewWilshere 25 points 13 hours ago
Big Sam is putting in an offer as we speak
阿勒代斯：肮脏？明天来我队报到！
[–]【利物浦】vadifuk 124 points 17 hours ago
Corner taken slowly... WERNER!
角球缓慢开出……维尔纳！
[–]hereforthebenzene 110 points 16 hours ago
He's got that "fuck this I"m going back to Germany" look in his eyes
他的眼神仿佛在说“去你喵的老子这就回德国”
[–]【曼城】PepGodiola 912 points 17 hours ago
Sums up his day
这个趔趄就是他本场比赛的缩影
[–]【曼联】tedjoyce 831 points 17 hours ago
*Season
是他本赛季的缩影
[–]【瑞典】m_lar 305 points 17 hours ago
He did have a good run earlier this season around October and November. He's look all out of sorts recently but I'm sure he will find his mojo again soon enough.
赛季初、差不多10月和11月左右他其实踢得挺好的。最近他看上去像丢了魂儿似的，不过我肯定他很快就能重新找回进球运。
[–]【阿森纳】ro-row 206 points 16 hours ago
He looked sharp but couldn’t score, now he looks like his confidence is gone completely
他一度冲劲十足但就是没法破门，而眼下他看起来像是完全丧失了自信。
[–]【法兰克福】Verifixion 245 points 14 hours ago
The classic symptoms of Chelsea Striker
切尔西前锋的通病
[–]【巴萨】_fishysushi 356 points 17 hours ago
its Torres all over again
这不就是托雷斯的故事2.0么
[–]【利物浦】Akira_Nishiki 271 points 17 hours ago
Well Torres was fucked after he was rushed back for the World Cup, not sure what's after happening with Werner.
讲道理，托雷斯是因为世界杯仓促回归才一落千丈的，维尔纳发生了什么事我们就不清楚了。
[–]【拜仁】xtoonator 342 points 16 hours ago
Watching the Bundesliga is really simple. Werner doesn’t fit a play style like that. That’s also why Bayern wasn’t convinced. He needs a lot of space to use his speed. He’s not good with the ball, nor he’s good in Build up. A team like Leicester would suit him very well. He needs counter attack football, not possession.
看看德甲你就懂了。维尔纳并不适合这样的比赛风格。所以当初拜仁把他放进购物车之前犹豫了。他需要充分的空间来施展他的速度。他持球并不理想，也不胜任进攻组织。他去莱斯特城的话可能更合拍。他更适合防守反击，而非控球战术。
[–]【加尔斯】wereinthedark 237 points 16 hours ago
Honestly, so many of Chelsea's best players are perfectly suited for counter-attack football. Lampard is really trying to force his ideas.
说实话，切尔西阵中许多顶级球星其实完美适配防守反击战术。兰帕德真就一根筋强推他的理念啊。
[–]【阿森纳】RamessesTheOK 49 points 15 hours ago
time to bring back Mourinho for Part 3?
差不多快到穆里尼奥三进宫了？
[–]【切尔西】iota96 58 points 15 hours ago
You joke, but I was thinking the same thing. Mou would be perfect for our squad right now and I would take him back in a heartbeat.
我知道你是开玩笑，但我确实也这么想。穆帅对我们当前的阵容来说再合适不过了，真希望他马上就能回归。
[–]RedDemio 168 points 14 hours ago
Damn some Chelsea fans just have no shame I guess hahaha
卧槽有些切尔西球迷的脸皮还真是厚啊哈哈哈
[–]【莱斯特城】dodgykeyboard 65 points 14 hours ago
Honestly I don't know why this idea that Leicester are a counter-attacking side is still a thing. Rodgers has set the team up to keep possession, with the only exceptions being against the so-called 'big 6'.
If Werner needs a lot of space then he would not thrive at Leicester and would be a big downgrade vs Vardy, who is a better and more complete player.
有一说一，我不明白外界怎么会认为我狐是一支防守反击球队的。罗杰斯早已将球队风格打造成控球为主，只是在对阵“六强”球队时有所例外而已。如果维尔纳需要充足的空间，那他到莱斯特城肯定很挣扎，而且会愈发衬托出瓦尔迪是更加优秀和全面的球员。
[–]AlcoholicSocks 41 points 16 hours ago
At Leipzig he played alongside a target man in Poulsen and played off of him. Chelsea seem to be trying to play through Werner, ideally he'd be off of Giroud
在莱比锡期间，他身旁有波尔森这样的桥头堡为他扯开空间，令他如鱼得水。切尔西大概也想为他量身套用这种踢法，理想状态下应该是吉鲁为他架设炮台。
[–]【曼城】agueroisgoat 23 points 17 hours ago
Yeah perfect analogy
托雷斯这个类比很到位
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 22 points 17 hours ago
It’s Shevchenko all over again
舍甫琴科2.0
[–]【泽尼特】JE_12 26 points 25 hours ago
It’s Kezman all over again
Also look at him now
凯日曼2.0
瞧瞧他现在什么样
[–]【斯图加特】HippoRealEstate 41 points 15 hours ago
He used to play at the Stamford Bridge, now it looks like he's living under it.
好家伙，这老哥以前是在斯坦福桥里踢球，如今看起来像是在斯坦福桥下露宿。
[–]【加拿大】Squake 16 points 13 hours ago
Shevchenko was a ballon d'or mate, if Timo was on that level we would not be having this conversation lol
舍甫琴科可是金球奖得主哦，要是维尔纳有舍瓦的水平，那根本就不会有今天这个帖子嘛
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 13 points 7 hours ago
At Milan yes, but I take it you haven’t watched Shevchenko at Chelsea.
金球奖也是他在米兰生涯拿的，你怕是没有见识过舍甫琴科在切尔西的岁月吧。
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