[英超传声筒]MD10 圣徒被逆转？车刺交白卷？意料之中罢了

[–]【南安普顿】LiamJonsano 677 points 1 day ago 

That was coming basically since our second goal. We never dominated for any spell of that game, and Man U did for a good 70+ minutes. I can't possibly argue we deserved anything from it

我们打进第二球之后，这结局就注定了。我们压根就没掌控过比赛，而曼联则踢了70分钟好球。打成这样确实无话可说。

[–]【布莱顿】sounders1974 344 points 1 day ago 

One of the worst attempts I've seen at seeing a result out, didn't park the bus to hold the lead or keep up the pressure in transition.

Instead, offered no counterattack and left huge spaces in the middle for Bruno and co. to exploit.

就这结果来看，这是我见过最糟糕的尝试之一了，你们既没有摆大巴保住领先优势，也没有继续给对手施压的变招。

[–]【南安普顿】LiamJonsano 153 points 1 day ago 

Yeah we do it quite often so you can see why we're top of the points dropped table. Not sure why we don't just park the bus - players were on their last legs and the personnel on the bench aren't good enough to change the momentum of the game - sure it isn't great to watch but would have at least given us a chance...

是啊，我们经常搞成这样，现在你明白我们为啥是英超丢分王了吧。我也不懂为啥不直接摆大巴——场上球员都精疲力竭了，而替补席上又没有可以力挽狂澜的猛将——摆大巴虽然难看，但好歹我们能有机会拿点分…

[–]【曼联】necro-botanist 128 points 1 day ago 

And also, we can't do shit against a parked bus

而且，我魔对一辆停好的大巴根本闹不出啥动静

[–]【曼联】BIAATTCH 172 points 1 day ago 

At half time everybody was criticizing our performance but truth is we started the match well, we were just unlucky and obviously a little shocked after the 2nd

中场时人人都在批评我魔的表现，但事实上我们开局不错的，只是有点不走运罢了，而且丢了第二球后明显有点慌乱。

[–]【南安普顿】LiamJonsano 108 points 1 day ago 

Yeah I read some of those style comments, it was mad, you were all over us for the first 20 and we came into it once we scored until near the end of the first half, but 2-0 flattered us big time

对，我也看到那种言论了，简直不可理喻，你们开场20分钟全面压制了我们，进了第一球我们稍微回了点神，但也就维持到上半场结束而已，然而2-0领先确实让我们飘了

[–]【南安普顿】TheRalphExpress 693 points 1 day ago 

Ever since Ralph and Ole have come in, this fixture has just produced brilliant game after brilliant game, feels like every single one of them have been a back and forth affair that’s gone down to the wire.

自从哈森许特尔和索肖上任之后，南安普顿与曼联的对决就盛产名局了，每次交锋都打得有来有回，直到分出胜负为止。

[–]【曼联】spriteshouter 353 points 1 day ago* 

They haven’t been good for my heart, genuinely thought I was going to have an aneurysm when youse equalized with that header last season. Stood up off my couch with my face bright red and did a mix of a scream and a moan and it’s still the weirdest noise I’ve ever made

这种比赛对我心脏可太不友好了，贵徒上赛季扳平的那个头球真让我差点以为自己要患上动脉瘤。我当时从沙发上一跃而起，面色通红，发出一声尖叫和哀嚎混合的声音，那可能是我这辈子发出过的最诡异的声音了。

[–]【南安普顿】TheRalphExpress 144 points 1 day ago 

if I remember correctly you’ve turned a 2-0 into a 3-2 a couple years ago as well! Should be fuming at the result but it honestly felt inevitable after yous scored once

没记错的话，几年前你们对我们也来过一出让二追三的戏码！这结果吧任谁看了都七窍生烟，但是老实说，一旦你们开始进球，感觉我们被逆转就是不可避免的了。

[–]【联曼】Wrasserman 42 points 1 day ago 

A game of Saints and Devils.

圣徒VS红魔之战。

[–]SonHouseMin 747 points 1 day ago 

Cavani the super sub taking his shirt off to reveal he's wearing Solskjaer's jersey underneath

超级替补卡瓦尼脱下自己的战袍，原来他还悄悄咪咪套了一件索肖的球衣在里面！

[–]【曼联】Minimalsmith 329 points 1 day ago 

Post match interview in Norwegian Manc accent

赛后接受采访时居然都带了挪威腔

[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 256 points 1 day ago 

"FantastiC"

“卡显神通”

[–]【布莱顿】BaoJinyang 678 points 1 day ago 

Cavani doing his old club a huge favour. If United had lost this, they’d have inevitably battered PSG 5-0 on Wednesday.

卡瓦尼这是给老东家留了足够的情面。要是今天曼联输给南安普顿，那么到了周三欧冠时，他魔必然要5-0血虐大巴黎。

[–]【朝鲜】KimmyBoiUn 165 points 1 day ago 

Most United fans just want to qualify, I think a draw will do and PSG haven't been in great form for a while now

大多数曼联球迷只想晋级就好，我觉得平局差不多了，大巴黎近来的状态也不咋地

[–]【曼联】--northern-lights-- 327 points 1 day ago 

After the first 2 games, most United fans want to top the group, not just qualify.

前两轮过后，大多数魔迷都想要拿小组第一，而不只是晋级而已了。

[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 947 points 1 day ago 

I think among panic buys, this might be the best one yet

Cavani you gorgeous beast

在之前那一波恐慌性收购的人里，目前看来这位爷应该是最佳签约了

卡瓦尼，你这绝美的野兽

[–]【阿德莱德联】ihatelettuce3 446 points 1 day ago 

Already equalled Sanchez in goals

卡大佐已经追平桑切斯在曼联的进球数了

[–]【曼联】StringTailor 340 points 1 day ago 

Mate, even Smalling outscored Sanchez

We’ve come a long way

老兄，连斯莫林都比桑切斯进得多好吗

我们已经脱贫摘帽了

[–]【图瓦卢甲级联赛】Ariandelmerth 49 points 1 day ago 

i'm gay for his cheekbones

他的颧骨让我想出柜

[–]【爱尔兰】redditUser76754689 198 points 1 day ago 

Cavani showing the advantages of having a proper centre forward. Martial or Rashford aren't getting those 2 goals if they were in his poition

卡瓦尼凸显了队内有一名正印中锋是多么重要。换成是马夏尔或拉什福德在卡瓦尼的位置上，他们可进不了这两球。

[–]【纽卡斯尔】benc777 1484 points 1 day ago 

This really lived down to expectations

默默把脱掉的裤子穿了回去

[–]【切尔西】youhadonejob124 866 points 1 day ago 

--both teams on form

--both fanbases confident of a result

Yep we should've seen a 0-0 incoming

--双方状态正佳

--双方球迷志在必得

这都没看出来是0-0的预兆，我们的错

[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 254 points 1 day ago 

tbh the 1st half was anything but boring, even tho Spurs did edge it a bit. 2nd half was quite dull apart from the Mount shot saved and the two chances at the death.

实话实说，上半场其实谈不上无聊，尽管是热刺在占上风。下半场除了芒特那脚被扑出的射门以及临近尾声时的两次机会以外，真的乏善可陈。

[–]s0ngsforthedeaf 104 points 1 day ago 

Spurs showed some good football in the first 45 but retreated a bit into their Mourinho low block as the game went on.

热刺上半场踢得很棒，但随着比赛进行，他们逐渐回撤，进入了穆式低位防守模式。

[–]【利物浦】ijustwanttotalkboobs 256 points 1 day ago 

We all knew it was going to be a boring game, we just didn't want to accept it

我们都知道这会是一场沉闷的比赛，我们只是不太想接受这一点罢了。

[–]【巴萨】Surprise147 136 points 1 day ago* 

i swear whenever we hype the big game most of the time it turns out to be shite first liverpool-city and now this.

Edit:United vs Arsenal and Chelsea was shit too , it seems like only spurs-city was somewhat decent.

我发誓，只要一有什么赛前被吹得多香的强强对话，最后十有八九就是一锅夹生饭。之前利物浦对曼城就是这样，今天这场也是。

编辑：曼联对阿森纳和切尔西的比赛也很烂，看样子只有热刺对曼城在水准之上。

[–]【印度】tHe_man_M 47 points 1 day ago 

why did I watch it for 94 fuckin minutes

这94分钟我做点飞饼去卖不好么

[–]【AC米兰】Sankaritarina 982 points 1 day ago 

That fucking save by Lloris holy shit

洛里那个扑救简直超神了

[–]【热刺】Redditruinsjobs 494 points 1 day ago 

Not enough people are talking about this. Absolutely ridiculous save

没多少人讨论这次扑救我就纳闷了。绝对逆天的救球。

[–]【切尔西】DoinWhale 216 points 1 day ago 

Literally game saving, I thought it was still going in off the fingertips but he was strong on it. World class save

拯救比赛的一扑，我本来以为皮球还是会擦过他的指尖入网，但他就是那么牛。世界级扑救。

[–]【切尔西】ScorpiaHP 156 points 1 day ago 

That play from Mount too to get that shot away, didn't do a thing wrong over there. Great individual brilliance by both of them.

芒特那球射得也很漂亮，毫无差池。攻守双方都奉献了绝佳发挥。

[–]【拜仁慕尼黑】Insanel0l 554 points 1 day ago 

Didn't we all know the game would end up exactly like this?

不会还有人不知道这比赛注定会打成这样吧？不会吧不会吧？

[–]【印度】tHe_man_M 287 points 1 day ago 

People excited in the match thread, here you fucking go

直播帖里嗨得不行的那帮人，现在满意了？

[–]【利物浦】tejamaihoon 221 points 1 day ago* 

No goals with no beautiful play, but when the bus is parked, it stays parked.

球踢得不好看，也就没有进球可看；但是只要大巴一摆，那就肯定别想挪开。

[–]【克罗地亚】Hrvat1818 646 points 1 day ago* 

-Chelsea did very well to neutralize Kane. Kante & Kovacic did very well to screen the backline and limit his touches

-Tammy had way too much service to be that wasteful, Giroud should’ve been on earlier

-Werner looked off pace

-good debut for Rodon, besides that stoppage time blunder& I thought Ndombele had a good performance. Spurs did not retain the ball as well after he came off

Edit: I feel that Lampard is happier with his team’s performance but they did not do enough to execute. Defensively, very much solid & neutralized threat.

--切尔西成功冻结了凯恩。坎特和科瓦契奇很好地保护了后防线，并限制了凯恩拿球

--亚布拉罕浪费了太多机会，吉鲁应该早点上场的

--维尔纳有点跟不上节奏

--除了补时阶段的失误之外，罗顿今天的首秀挺不错的；恩东贝莱今天发挥也挺好。他下场之后，热刺就不太控得住球了

编辑：我感觉兰帕德对球队表现要更开心一点，但他们仍然缺乏致命一击。防守方面，他们倒是很坚固，也限制住了对方的威胁。

[–]【印度】tHe_man_M 274 points 1 day ago 

Tammy just wasted so many good attacks idk why Giroud didn't come on earlier

亚布拉罕真的吐了太多饼了，我真搞不懂为啥不早点派上吉鲁

[–]【切尔西】helvetecorrea 159 points 1 day ago 

Tammy, Ziyech really disappointing today.

亚布拉罕和齐耶赫今天令人大失所望。

[–]【利兹联】SmokyDuck 254 points 1 day ago 

Give me those 2 hours back please

请把我生命中的两小时还给我

[–]【亚琛】CheekiNeedos 183 points 1 day ago 

Make it 4 if you watch Arsenal Wolves.

要是你看了阿森纳对狼队的话就是四小时了。

[–]【皇家贝蒂斯】iftair 81 points 1 day ago 

Jokes on you I'm gonna watch La Real - Villarreal instead.

你们还是太年轻，不如学哥看皇家社会对比利亚雷亚尔（最终战成1-1）。

[–]ChrisEvansFan 17 points 1 day ago 

Dude, I live in another side of the world and I stayed up at 2:30am for this 😭

哥几个，我住在地球另一边，我为这场白卷熬到凌晨2点半我说什么了么 😭

[–]【切尔西】nazzyman 500 points 1 day ago 

Lol if Tammy had the chance giroud had he would have scored

And if giroud had the chances Tammy had he would have scored.

哈哈哈

如果亚布拉罕获得吉鲁获得的机会，那他估计就破门了。

如果吉鲁获得亚布拉罕获得的机会，那他估计就破门了。

[–]hdjdhfodnc 101 points 1 day ago 

Giroud should have just volleyed that instead of trying to chip lloris

吉鲁那球与其吊射洛里不如直接凌空抽射一脚呢

[–]【阿森纳】birdinthird 228 points 1 day ago 

He was going for the sexiest possible finish. It makes sense, because Giroud is the sexiest possible man.

他本意是打算搞一脚最性感的绝杀的。这很合理，毕竟吉鲁是最性感的男人。