[传声筒][日刊20.10.16]C罗加盟新冠之队！网友齐喷FIFA病毒由传声筒 发表在足球话题区 https://bbs.hupu.com/topic
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ON: C罗感染新冠病毒
[–]FireSergioConceicao 1564 points 1 day ago
Just one day ago he took a picture with all the team having dinner together. Ohhhh boy. PEPE WE NEED YOU FIT FOR SATURDAY DUDE!
前一天他还发了张和全队一起用餐的照片呢。我滴乖乖。愿我大佩佩这周六福寿安康啊！
[–]Homerwithnohumour 1061 points 1 day ago
Wolves in shambles
狼队瑟瑟发抖
[–]【狼队】reddituser420 287 points 1 day ago
If our Portuguese players can’t go for the next Premier League match we’re absolutely fucked mate.
要是队里的葡萄牙球员都没法参加下一轮英超联赛的话，那我狼铁定变二哈了。
[–]【AC米兰】Cherchee 720 points 1 day ago
Evra: Once, Cristiano and Rio were talking and Rio told him he was the first professional footballer to beat COVID-19, we all screamed and Ronaldo got upset. He sent his cousin to buy a COVID-19 sample. Practicing for 2 weeks, he came back to show Ferdinand who's the goat and he beat COVID-19 multiple times in front of everyone, he even synthesized a vaccine. That’s Cristiano.
埃弗拉：有一次，C罗和里奥-费迪南德闲聊天，费迪南德说自己是第一位战胜新冠病毒的职业球员，我们都高呼666，而C罗则一脸不开心。随后C罗打发自家老表去买了一份新冠病毒样本。经过两个礼拜的苦练，他重新出现在费迪南德面前，让他见识谁才是史上最佳球员，当着众人的面，他狂扁了新冠一百遍啊一百遍，甚至还亲手配出了疫苗。这便是C罗本色。
（译注：这里是戏仿埃弗拉曾经讲过的C罗苦练乒乓球并战胜费迪南德的故事。）
[–]【墨尔本胜利】manywhales 54 points 1 day ago
One day Cristiano was coughing and sneezing around training showing off that he had COVID-19. Paul Scholes just pointed to a tree 50 yards away and "see that tree?" and coughed straght onto it from 50 yards away
有一天，C罗在训练时不断咳嗽和打喷嚏，炫耀自己得了新冠。斯科尔斯指着50码开外的一棵树说“瞧见那棵树了吗？”，然后隔着50码直接把唾沫星子喷到了树上。
[–]【利物浦】thatguycallum 4975 points 1 day ago
Camavinga might be reconsidering never washing Ronaldo's shirt now.
卡马文加正在纠结是不是要兑现“C罗球衣永不洗”这句话。
（译注：葡萄牙与法国赛后，法国小将喜获C罗球衣，声称要永远保持球衣原味）
[–]liam_s4423 1765 points 1 day ago
Reconsidering? He's probably shitting bricks at the moment.
纠结？这哥们怕不是已经当场石化了。
[–]【埃弗顿】tanstaafl_why 1131 points 1 day ago
The entire French squad has a reason to
整支法国队都傻了
[–]Dxlee15 903 points 1 day ago*
All those video/images of Ronaldo and Mbappe look kinda bad now
Edit: actually I completely forgot that Mbappe has already had COVID-19
所有那些C罗和姆巴佩同框的视频/照片，如今看来都令人后怕啊
编辑：我都完全忘了姆巴佩之前已经得过新冠了
[–]【皇马】Jadings 801 points 1 day ago
Reinfection is possible.
不能排除再次感染的可能。
[–]【多特蒙德】LordVelaryon 463 points 1 day ago
the first death by reinfection was reported today in fact.
今天刚看到第一例因再次感染新冠病毒而死亡的报道。
[–]【皇马】Jadings 301 points 1 day ago
Yeah, I saw. It's the only reason I'm mentioning it. I'm always going to be beyond cautious regarding talks of immunity and antibodies since I nearly lost my sister to the virus a few months ago.
是的，我也看到了。所以我才说有再次感染的可能。自从几个月之前我妹妹差点被病毒夺走生命以来，对于免疫和抗体的讨论我一直非常谨慎。
[–]downrightlazy 170 points 1 day ago
Hope she's doing better now mate.
兄弟，祝你妹妹早日康复。
[–]【皇马】Jadings 199 points 1 day ago
She's still struggling with lung capacity, night terrors/PTSD due to being sedated on a ventilator for 6 weeks and nerve pain but she's worlds apart from when she first came home. Thanks for the well wishes!
她还在跟肺活量问题、夜惊症状/创伤后应激障碍作斗争，毕竟她在呼吸机上服着镇静剂渡过了6周，还伴有神经疼痛，但她和刚回家时比已经大有改观了。多谢各位的暖心祝福！
[–]【费耶诺德】thisoneisntottaken 2679 points 1 day ago
Covid XI now a Champions League contender.
新冠之队已成欧冠冠军大热门。
[–]【米亚尔比AIF】Zakke_ 690 points 1 day ago
Zlatan on the bench
伊布在替补席待命
[–]【阿森纳】llama548 561 points 1 day ago
Ha ha. Imagine saying zlatan on the bench. Zlatan will bench you if you continue this disrespect
嚯嚯。神将如奉先者，岂可碌碌于饮水之器。汝若执迷不悟，必遭奉先讨伐，勿谓言之不预也。
[–]【曼联】soup_tasty 287 points 1 day ago
Wonder what would happen if Zlatan was brought on for Kepa. Truly an ustoppable force meeting an immovable object.
我还挺想看伊布出场替换凯帕会是怎样一种景象的。天意难违的力量，对决无法撼动的对象。
[–]【利物浦】tarakian-grunt 82 points 1 day ago
Match suspended - to be replayed at a later date.
比赛延期 - 择日重赛。
[–]【多特蒙德】ejaym17 8583 points 1 day ago
Well that's striker for Covid XI sorted now
新冠之队的前锋齐活了
[–]【葡萄牙体育】flarept1 3584 points 1 day ago
Zlatan and CR7 up front, juicy
伊布和C罗双鬼拍门，舒服了
[–]edgetogully 2131 points 1 day ago
Ronaldo Mbappe Neymar Front three more like
要不还是C罗、姆巴佩、内马尔三箭齐发吧
[–]med_belguesmi69 1319 points 1 day ago
Damn mané is not even starting! What a team
我去，马内连首发都挤不进去了！这阵容简直残忍
[–]DPK_11 968 points 1 day ago
Mane starting on CM at 7 chemistry.
马内打中场7号位就能首发了。
[–]martinno17 340 points 1 day ago
Switch to 4-2-3-1 in game
比赛中可以切换成4-2-3-1
[–]diego1187 36 points 1 day ago
Mbappe.
Ronaldo - neymar - mane
姆巴佩
C罗 - 内马尔 - 马内
[–]【泽尼特】Martblni 344 points 1 day ago
How will this work? Does the whole Portugal squad isolate for 2 weeks? Does the whole France/Spain squad isolate too?
接下来咋整？葡萄牙国家队全体隔离2周？法国/西班牙全队也要隔离吗？
[–]LFMartins86 348 points 1 day ago
No. Players were tested again and were all negative, only Ronaldo will be isolated for 2 weeks.
不。球员们都已经接受了再次检测，结果全为阴性，只有C罗会隔离2周。
[–]【泽尼特】Martblni 217 points 1 day ago
Don't even understand how they get it on the international break(but not all of them) when they're pretty much in a bubble and travel and go everywhere together
我都没搞懂，他们几乎都是被严密布防的状态，并且一同出行，那他们到底是怎么在国家队比赛日期间感染到病毒的？（但又不是全体中招）
[–]【皇马】donniedarkero 93 points 1 day ago
2 weeks from now is 1 day before Juve vs Barca. Hope he doesn't miss that.
从现在开始的2周后，就是尤文vs巴萨的比赛前夕了。希望他能赶上啊。
[–]【中洛锡安之心FC】Poet-Laureate 139 points 1 day ago
He’ll be isolated. 14 days of not leaving the gym. Wonder if it’ll be his final form.
他会一直处于隔离状态的。14天都泡在健身房里。不知道会不会逼出他的究极形态。
[–]【利物浦】kawklee 96 points 1 day ago*
INCREASE GRAVITY TO 100 TIMES EARTH GRAVITY, BULMA
布尔玛，把重力给我增加到地球重力的100倍！
（译注：语出《龙珠》贝吉塔）
[–]strider3187 1265 points 1 day ago*
if ronaldo doesn't get better he'll have to go SIIIIIIIIIIII a doctor
** thanks for the gold u/DonDove
要是C罗没有好转，那他只能找大夫细细细细细细细细查了
感谢各位老铁给的打赏
（译注：C罗独有的庆祝自带声效Siii和单词See发音相似）
[–]【科洛科洛】MoabChile 340 points 1 day ago
this is so fucking bad its good lol
谐音梗是要扣钱哒
[–]【皇马】HakunaMatata69 2987 points 1 day ago
Fucking international travel and football breaking carefully managed bubbles, who would have thought??
该死的国际比赛日，还有号称精心打造的气泡区，谁能料到居然还会出这样的事？
[–]idhunammaCSKda 869 points 1 day ago
Football bio-bubbles are starting to feel like a myth. They are being made to play lower league teams and international games with no protocols.
足球界的生物安全气泡区简直就是谜一般的存在。它们是为低级别联赛球队和国际比赛所设立的，却毫无协议可言。
（译注：生物安全气泡区，是欧美体育界近来流行的一种比赛区域管理模式。通常指划出一定面积的区域，包括运动员住宿酒店、训练场地和比赛场地，按照一定的安全协议和检测标准进行整体管理，严控指定人员出入，形成理论上的相对安全地带）
[–]abovethewaves1502 554 points 1 day ago
It ain't a true bubble unless you do it like the NBA did....
除非你按NBA的标准来执行，否则就算不上真正的气泡区…
[–]【荷兰】Magnetronaap 140 points 1 day ago
These bubbles are more like colanders.
气泡区×
过滤网√
[–]【曼联】hildebrand_rarity 176 points 1 day ago
Such an idiotic thing to do in the middle of a pandemic especially when cases are starting to rise again in a lot of countries.
疫情旋涡之中还在搞国家队比赛，简直蠢到姥姥家了，尤其是在眼下许多国家的确诊病例数又在抬头的情况下。
[–]【布鲁日】njuffstrunk 92 points 1 day ago
not just idiotic, it's completely irresponsible for something as minor as the Nations league
不光是蠢的问题，仅仅为了欧国联这种无关紧要的东西冒这么大风险，根本就是不负责任的表现
[–]【波尔图】torosFCP 1160 points 1 day ago
And he took this photo yesterday. Ffs.
而且他昨天还照了这张合影。卧了个大槽。
[–]【热刺】mtftl 1225 points 1 day ago
Oh Wolves. Sorry guys.
狼队实惨。热刺球迷发来慰电。
[–]【狼队】i__love__lamp__ 637 points 1 day ago
Half the squad about to be infected lmao
半支球队估计都要被感染了哈哈嘿嘿嘻嘻
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】abusmakk 184 points 1 day ago
That’s what you get for putting all the eggs in one basket!
谁叫你们把葡萄牙蛋都放在一个篮子里的呢！
[–]【阿森纳】Farouqnowomarlater 53 points 1 day ago
Just play adama next epl
下轮英超你狼派特拉奥雷上呗
[–]【葡萄牙】JackBauerPT 11 points 1 day ago
Well, Adama played against us last week soooo.....
他上周也跟我们交过手所以……
[–]【格拉茨风暴】schworzweiss 89 points 1 day ago
Wolves are going to play with their youth team against Leeds.
打利兹联我估摸着狼队只能派青年队出阵了。
[–]【爱尔兰】Joethe147 96 points 1 day ago
The face of Covid 19.
照片名：《新冠的面孔》
[–]【曼联】Wankysaurus 45 points 1 day ago
Bruno at the end of the table looks like, phew.
桌子那头好像是B-费尔南德斯，哦豁。
[–]xalaz69 665 points 1 day ago
Fuck, is this gonna influence the CL games?
艹了，这会影响欧冠比赛吗？
[–]【南美足联】GreatSpaniard 511 points 1 day ago
they don't play barca till he's done quaranteeing, so it should be fine. The other games Juve should win without him
尤文对阵巴萨时，C罗已经结束隔离了，所以应该不会有影响。他们的另一场小组赛不劳C罗出马也会过关的。
[–]【尤文图斯】federicobernardeschi 263 points 1 day ago
no ronaldo or dybala???? don't think morata can do this for us unfortunately 😔
总裁和迪巴拉都上不了？？？？信莫拉塔能carry不如信老婆饼里有老婆 😔
[–]【罗马】ZageStudios 206 points 1 day ago
u/federicobernardeschi maybe you can be a gamechanger, if you’re the last option as winger...
如果边锋实在找不到人顶的话……贝尔纳代斯基，是时候表演真正的技术了
[–]【尤文图斯】federicobernardeschi 237 points 1 day ago
wish i never chose this username lmao he's ass but the name was available 🤣🤣
我当初怎么会选这个（贝尔纳代斯基全名）当用户名的哈哈哈，他踢得很烂，但这名字倒还挺好上手 🤣🤣
[–]【贝西克塔斯】moreno03 94 points 1 day ago
I mean Juve - Barca is in 15 days, He could be out of training till then.
距离尤文对巴萨的比赛还有15天了，在那之前他的训练量可能会不够。
[–]holdingroad 42 points 1 day ago
Can he do training at home? ;)
他能在家训练吗？;)
[–]PapierzPolak 93 points 1 day ago
He'll fucking run a marathon in the morning for a warmup then lift weights, swim 5 miles, eat lunch and repeat it. Then phone his teammates to join him for the evening run.
他早上应该会跑特么个马拉松热热身，然后撸铁，再来个5英里游泳，吃早餐，接着再循环往复。之后会打电话给队友让他们一起来夜跑。
[–]【巴萨】ElementaLized007 66 points 1 day ago
Thank god! I am pretty hyped for a Messi vs Ronaldo final showdown even if it means Ronaldo with Juve means their chances of winning increase by a lot! He's a super athlete so he's gonna very easily battle Corona!
感谢上帝！我太期待梅西和C罗的最终较量了，即便这意味着有了C罗压阵的尤文获胜几率会大增！他是一位超级球员，所以他一定会轻松打败新冠病毒的！
[–]【巴萨】Partiale_de_Rivative 27 points 1 day ago
Exactly! I too want him playing against us; its been quite sometime!!
赞同！我也希望他能在对阵我们的时候出战；好久都没遇上他了！！
[–]【多特蒙德】Qiluk 1598 points 1 day ago*
Idc if this is "benefitial" to us as Swedes.. fuck nations league at this time.
Completely unecessary risks and shit.
Hope he recovers well and noone else has it.
我不在乎这（C罗缺阵）对我们瑞典来说是不是“利好”…这一刻，我只想干特娘的欧国联。
让球员承担毫无必要的风险，这啥垃圾赛事。
希望他早日康复，希望再也别有人染上这病毒了。
[–]facsnahm1 289 points 1 day ago
Well said Qiluk
说得好啊 齐鲁客
[–]【阿森纳】Sidoney 78 points 1 day ago
Always rated Qiluk
俺老早就觉得齐鲁客特别敞亮
[–]【阿森纳】f_s0c1ety 561 points 1 day ago
He's gonna set the fastest recovery record
最速康复纪录是C罗的没跑了
[–]DJVagrant 442 points 1 day ago
Isn't Trump the record holder, with those supergenes of his that bolsters system defenses but weakens physical strenght?
川普才是这纪录的保持者不是吗？毕竟他有以削弱体力为代价来增强系统防御的超级基因加持
[–]freakedmind 616 points 1 day ago
The doctors said they’ve never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA and it wasn’t DNA. It was USA.
医生都说他们从未见过谁的身体能像我的这般剿灭新冠病毒。他们检测了我的DNA，结果那并不是DNA，而是USA。
[–]【曼联】KeithCGlynn 230 points 1 day ago
It's true. It true. I am bleeding red white and blue. You cut sleepy joe and he bleeds red. Red like China. Very sad!
事已至此须摊牌，吾躯遍淌红蓝白。且探拜翁真血脉，赤若朝霞东方来。呜呼哀哉！
[–]【巴萨】Madermc 29 points 1 day ago
holy fuck this is so good
活捉楼上白宫宣传干事
[–]【尤文图斯】GiovaOfficial 432 points 1 day ago
Playing international games in the middle of a season is already very dumb, beyond insane with Covid. Thanks FIFA, very cool
在赛季中期踢国家队赛事本身就已经够傻叉了，再加上疫情就真叫一个霉超疯。国际足联，我感谢你八辈儿祖宗
[–]【皇马】absessive 191 points 1 day ago
This is on UEFA.
这锅该让欧足联来背。
[–]【国际米兰】TheUltimateScotsman 48 points 1 day ago
Is it not FIFA who schedule the international breaks? Because it's not like it's only UEFA teams playing.
FIFA schedules them and UEFA/National federations have to fill in the matchdays.
国际比赛日难道不是国际足联安排的吗？因为并不是只有欧洲球队在踢比赛啊。
国际足联把比赛日排定了，然后欧足联及其他足联就不得不顺着比赛日安排来。
[–]【阿森纳】GadnukBreakerOfWrlds 137 points 1 day ago
And this is why international breaks during Covid are an awful idea!
Why can't football have bubbles like the NBA implemented?
疫情期间还非要搞什么国家队破比赛日，这下大家满意了吧！
为什么足球圈就不能像NBA那样实施气泡区管理呢？
[–]【中国】Momowayt 72 points 1 day ago
way harder to implement in football though, especially a bubble just like in NBA
在足球圈实施这套的难度确实大多了，尤其是像NBA那个级别的气泡区
[–]【曼联】TMillo 101 points 1 day ago
Just cancel the pointless Nations League and friendlies. The leagues are already super condensed, keep players in their bubbles with as little risks as possible
干脆把这些毫无意义的国家联赛和国际友谊赛都取消掉吧。各国联赛的赛程就已经够密集了，尽量少让球员们冒风险不好吗
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#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON: C罗感染新冠病毒
[–]FireSergioConceicao 1564 points 1 day ago
Just one day ago he took a picture with all the team having dinner together. Ohhhh boy. PEPE WE NEED YOU FIT FOR SATURDAY DUDE!
前一天他还发了张和全队一起用餐的照片呢。我滴乖乖。愿我大佩佩这周六福寿安康啊！
[–]Homerwithnohumour 1061 points 1 day ago
Wolves in shambles
狼队瑟瑟发抖
[–]【狼队】reddituser420 287 points 1 day ago
If our Portuguese players can’t go for the next Premier League match we’re absolutely fucked mate.
要是队里的葡萄牙球员都没法参加下一轮英超联赛的话，那我狼铁定变二哈了。
[–]【AC米兰】Cherchee 720 points 1 day ago
Evra: Once, Cristiano and Rio were talking and Rio told him he was the first professional footballer to beat COVID-19, we all screamed and Ronaldo got upset. He sent his cousin to buy a COVID-19 sample. Practicing for 2 weeks, he came back to show Ferdinand who's the goat and he beat COVID-19 multiple times in front of everyone, he even synthesized a vaccine. That’s Cristiano.
埃弗拉：有一次，C罗和里奥-费迪南德闲聊天，费迪南德说自己是第一位战胜新冠病毒的职业球员，我们都高呼666，而C罗则一脸不开心。随后C罗打发自家老表去买了一份新冠病毒样本。经过两个礼拜的苦练，他重新出现在费迪南德面前，让他见识谁才是史上最佳球员，当着众人的面，他狂扁了新冠一百遍啊一百遍，甚至还亲手配出了疫苗。这便是C罗本色。
（译注：这里是戏仿埃弗拉曾经讲过的C罗苦练乒乓球并战胜费迪南德的故事。）
[–]【墨尔本胜利】manywhales 54 points 1 day ago
One day Cristiano was coughing and sneezing around training showing off that he had COVID-19. Paul Scholes just pointed to a tree 50 yards away and "see that tree?" and coughed straght onto it from 50 yards away
有一天，C罗在训练时不断咳嗽和打喷嚏，炫耀自己得了新冠。斯科尔斯指着50码开外的一棵树说“瞧见那棵树了吗？”，然后隔着50码直接把唾沫星子喷到了树上。
[–]【利物浦】thatguycallum 4975 points 1 day ago
Camavinga might be reconsidering never washing Ronaldo's shirt now.
卡马文加正在纠结是不是要兑现“C罗球衣永不洗”这句话。
（译注：葡萄牙与法国赛后，法国小将喜获C罗球衣，声称要永远保持球衣原味）
[–]liam_s4423 1765 points 1 day ago
Reconsidering? He's probably shitting bricks at the moment.
纠结？这哥们怕不是已经当场石化了。
[–]【埃弗顿】tanstaafl_why 1131 points 1 day ago
The entire French squad has a reason to
整支法国队都傻了
[–]Dxlee15 903 points 1 day ago*
All those video/images of Ronaldo and Mbappe look kinda bad now
Edit: actually I completely forgot that Mbappe has already had COVID-19
所有那些C罗和姆巴佩同框的视频/照片，如今看来都令人后怕啊
编辑：我都完全忘了姆巴佩之前已经得过新冠了
[–]【皇马】Jadings 801 points 1 day ago
Reinfection is possible.
不能排除再次感染的可能。
[–]【多特蒙德】LordVelaryon 463 points 1 day ago
the first death by reinfection was reported today in fact.
今天刚看到第一例因再次感染新冠病毒而死亡的报道。
[–]【皇马】Jadings 301 points 1 day ago
Yeah, I saw. It's the only reason I'm mentioning it. I'm always going to be beyond cautious regarding talks of immunity and antibodies since I nearly lost my sister to the virus a few months ago.
是的，我也看到了。所以我才说有再次感染的可能。自从几个月之前我妹妹差点被病毒夺走生命以来，对于免疫和抗体的讨论我一直非常谨慎。
[–]downrightlazy 170 points 1 day ago
Hope she's doing better now mate.
兄弟，祝你妹妹早日康复。
[–]【皇马】Jadings 199 points 1 day ago
She's still struggling with lung capacity, night terrors/PTSD due to being sedated on a ventilator for 6 weeks and nerve pain but she's worlds apart from when she first came home. Thanks for the well wishes!
她还在跟肺活量问题、夜惊症状/创伤后应激障碍作斗争，毕竟她在呼吸机上服着镇静剂渡过了6周，还伴有神经疼痛，但她和刚回家时比已经大有改观了。多谢各位的暖心祝福！
[–]【费耶诺德】thisoneisntottaken 2679 points 1 day ago
Covid XI now a Champions League contender.
新冠之队已成欧冠冠军大热门。
[–]【米亚尔比AIF】Zakke_ 690 points 1 day ago
Zlatan on the bench
伊布在替补席待命
[–]【阿森纳】llama548 561 points 1 day ago
Ha ha. Imagine saying zlatan on the bench. Zlatan will bench you if you continue this disrespect
嚯嚯。神将如奉先者，岂可碌碌于饮水之器。汝若执迷不悟，必遭奉先讨伐，勿谓言之不预也。
[–]【曼联】soup_tasty 287 points 1 day ago
Wonder what would happen if Zlatan was brought on for Kepa. Truly an ustoppable force meeting an immovable object.
我还挺想看伊布出场替换凯帕会是怎样一种景象的。天意难违的力量，对决无法撼动的对象。
[–]【利物浦】tarakian-grunt 82 points 1 day ago
Match suspended - to be replayed at a later date.
比赛延期 - 择日重赛。
[–]【多特蒙德】ejaym17 8583 points 1 day ago
Well that's striker for Covid XI sorted now
新冠之队的前锋齐活了
[–]【葡萄牙体育】flarept1 3584 points 1 day ago
Zlatan and CR7 up front, juicy
伊布和C罗双鬼拍门，舒服了
[–]edgetogully 2131 points 1 day ago
Ronaldo Mbappe Neymar Front three more like
要不还是C罗、姆巴佩、内马尔三箭齐发吧
[–]med_belguesmi69 1319 points 1 day ago
Damn mané is not even starting! What a team
我去，马内连首发都挤不进去了！这阵容简直残忍
[–]DPK_11 968 points 1 day ago
Mane starting on CM at 7 chemistry.
马内打中场7号位就能首发了。
[–]martinno17 340 points 1 day ago
Switch to 4-2-3-1 in game
比赛中可以切换成4-2-3-1
[–]diego1187 36 points 1 day ago
Mbappe.
Ronaldo - neymar - mane
姆巴佩
C罗 - 内马尔 - 马内
[–]【泽尼特】Martblni 344 points 1 day ago
How will this work? Does the whole Portugal squad isolate for 2 weeks? Does the whole France/Spain squad isolate too?
接下来咋整？葡萄牙国家队全体隔离2周？法国/西班牙全队也要隔离吗？
[–]LFMartins86 348 points 1 day ago
No. Players were tested again and were all negative, only Ronaldo will be isolated for 2 weeks.
不。球员们都已经接受了再次检测，结果全为阴性，只有C罗会隔离2周。
[–]【泽尼特】Martblni 217 points 1 day ago
Don't even understand how they get it on the international break(but not all of them) when they're pretty much in a bubble and travel and go everywhere together
我都没搞懂，他们几乎都是被严密布防的状态，并且一同出行，那他们到底是怎么在国家队比赛日期间感染到病毒的？（但又不是全体中招）
[–]【皇马】donniedarkero 93 points 1 day ago
2 weeks from now is 1 day before Juve vs Barca. Hope he doesn't miss that.
从现在开始的2周后，就是尤文vs巴萨的比赛前夕了。希望他能赶上啊。
[–]【中洛锡安之心FC】Poet-Laureate 139 points 1 day ago
He’ll be isolated. 14 days of not leaving the gym. Wonder if it’ll be his final form.
他会一直处于隔离状态的。14天都泡在健身房里。不知道会不会逼出他的究极形态。
[–]【利物浦】kawklee 96 points 1 day ago*
INCREASE GRAVITY TO 100 TIMES EARTH GRAVITY, BULMA
布尔玛，把重力给我增加到地球重力的100倍！
（译注：语出《龙珠》贝吉塔）
[–]strider3187 1265 points 1 day ago*
if ronaldo doesn't get better he'll have to go SIIIIIIIIIIII a doctor
** thanks for the gold u/DonDove
要是C罗没有好转，那他只能找大夫细细细细细细细细查了
感谢各位老铁给的打赏
（译注：C罗独有的庆祝自带声效Siii和单词See发音相似）
[–]【科洛科洛】MoabChile 340 points 1 day ago
this is so fucking bad its good lol
谐音梗是要扣钱哒
[–]【皇马】HakunaMatata69 2987 points 1 day ago
Fucking international travel and football breaking carefully managed bubbles, who would have thought??
该死的国际比赛日，还有号称精心打造的气泡区，谁能料到居然还会出这样的事？
[–]idhunammaCSKda 869 points 1 day ago
Football bio-bubbles are starting to feel like a myth. They are being made to play lower league teams and international games with no protocols.
足球界的生物安全气泡区简直就是谜一般的存在。它们是为低级别联赛球队和国际比赛所设立的，却毫无协议可言。
（译注：生物安全气泡区，是欧美体育界近来流行的一种比赛区域管理模式。通常指划出一定面积的区域，包括运动员住宿酒店、训练场地和比赛场地，按照一定的安全协议和检测标准进行整体管理，严控指定人员出入，形成理论上的相对安全地带）
[–]abovethewaves1502 554 points 1 day ago
It ain't a true bubble unless you do it like the NBA did....
除非你按NBA的标准来执行，否则就算不上真正的气泡区…
[–]【荷兰】Magnetronaap 140 points 1 day ago
These bubbles are more like colanders.
气泡区×
过滤网√
[–]【曼联】hildebrand_rarity 176 points 1 day ago
Such an idiotic thing to do in the middle of a pandemic especially when cases are starting to rise again in a lot of countries.
疫情旋涡之中还在搞国家队比赛，简直蠢到姥姥家了，尤其是在眼下许多国家的确诊病例数又在抬头的情况下。
[–]【布鲁日】njuffstrunk 92 points 1 day ago
not just idiotic, it's completely irresponsible for something as minor as the Nations league
不光是蠢的问题，仅仅为了欧国联这种无关紧要的东西冒这么大风险，根本就是不负责任的表现
[–]【波尔图】torosFCP 1160 points 1 day ago
And he took this photo yesterday. Ffs.
而且他昨天还照了这张合影。卧了个大槽。
[–]【热刺】mtftl 1225 points 1 day ago
Oh Wolves. Sorry guys.
狼队实惨。热刺球迷发来慰电。
[–]【狼队】i__love__lamp__ 637 points 1 day ago
Half the squad about to be infected lmao
半支球队估计都要被感染了哈哈嘿嘿嘻嘻
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】abusmakk 184 points 1 day ago
That’s what you get for putting all the eggs in one basket!
谁叫你们把葡萄牙蛋都放在一个篮子里的呢！
[–]【阿森纳】Farouqnowomarlater 53 points 1 day ago
Just play adama next epl
下轮英超你狼派特拉奥雷上呗
[–]【葡萄牙】JackBauerPT 11 points 1 day ago
Well, Adama played against us last week soooo.....
他上周也跟我们交过手所以……
[–]【格拉茨风暴】schworzweiss 89 points 1 day ago
Wolves are going to play with their youth team against Leeds.
打利兹联我估摸着狼队只能派青年队出阵了。
[–]【爱尔兰】Joethe147 96 points 1 day ago
The face of Covid 19.
照片名：《新冠的面孔》
[–]【曼联】Wankysaurus 45 points 1 day ago
Bruno at the end of the table looks like, phew.
桌子那头好像是B-费尔南德斯，哦豁。
[–]xalaz69 665 points 1 day ago
Fuck, is this gonna influence the CL games?
艹了，这会影响欧冠比赛吗？
[–]【南美足联】GreatSpaniard 511 points 1 day ago
they don't play barca till he's done quaranteeing, so it should be fine. The other games Juve should win without him
尤文对阵巴萨时，C罗已经结束隔离了，所以应该不会有影响。他们的另一场小组赛不劳C罗出马也会过关的。
[–]【尤文图斯】federicobernardeschi 263 points 1 day ago
no ronaldo or dybala???? don't think morata can do this for us unfortunately 😔
总裁和迪巴拉都上不了？？？？信莫拉塔能carry不如信老婆饼里有老婆 😔
[–]【罗马】ZageStudios 206 points 1 day ago
u/federicobernardeschi maybe you can be a gamechanger, if you’re the last option as winger...
如果边锋实在找不到人顶的话……贝尔纳代斯基，是时候表演真正的技术了
[–]【尤文图斯】federicobernardeschi 237 points 1 day ago
wish i never chose this username lmao he's ass but the name was available 🤣🤣
我当初怎么会选这个（贝尔纳代斯基全名）当用户名的哈哈哈，他踢得很烂，但这名字倒还挺好上手 🤣🤣
[–]【贝西克塔斯】moreno03 94 points 1 day ago
I mean Juve - Barca is in 15 days, He could be out of training till then.
距离尤文对巴萨的比赛还有15天了，在那之前他的训练量可能会不够。
[–]holdingroad 42 points 1 day ago
Can he do training at home? ;)
他能在家训练吗？;)
[–]PapierzPolak 93 points 1 day ago
He'll fucking run a marathon in the morning for a warmup then lift weights, swim 5 miles, eat lunch and repeat it. Then phone his teammates to join him for the evening run.
他早上应该会跑特么个马拉松热热身，然后撸铁，再来个5英里游泳，吃早餐，接着再循环往复。之后会打电话给队友让他们一起来夜跑。
[–]【巴萨】ElementaLized007 66 points 1 day ago
Thank god! I am pretty hyped for a Messi vs Ronaldo final showdown even if it means Ronaldo with Juve means their chances of winning increase by a lot! He's a super athlete so he's gonna very easily battle Corona!
感谢上帝！我太期待梅西和C罗的最终较量了，即便这意味着有了C罗压阵的尤文获胜几率会大增！他是一位超级球员，所以他一定会轻松打败新冠病毒的！
[–]【巴萨】Partiale_de_Rivative 27 points 1 day ago
Exactly! I too want him playing against us; its been quite sometime!!
赞同！我也希望他能在对阵我们的时候出战；好久都没遇上他了！！
[–]【多特蒙德】Qiluk 1598 points 1 day ago*
Idc if this is "benefitial" to us as Swedes.. fuck nations league at this time.
Completely unecessary risks and shit.
Hope he recovers well and noone else has it.
我不在乎这（C罗缺阵）对我们瑞典来说是不是“利好”…这一刻，我只想干特娘的欧国联。
让球员承担毫无必要的风险，这啥垃圾赛事。
希望他早日康复，希望再也别有人染上这病毒了。
[–]facsnahm1 289 points 1 day ago
Well said Qiluk
说得好啊 齐鲁客
[–]【阿森纳】Sidoney 78 points 1 day ago
Always rated Qiluk
俺老早就觉得齐鲁客特别敞亮
[–]【阿森纳】f_s0c1ety 561 points 1 day ago
He's gonna set the fastest recovery record
最速康复纪录是C罗的没跑了
[–]DJVagrant 442 points 1 day ago
Isn't Trump the record holder, with those supergenes of his that bolsters system defenses but weakens physical strenght?
川普才是这纪录的保持者不是吗？毕竟他有以削弱体力为代价来增强系统防御的超级基因加持
[–]freakedmind 616 points 1 day ago
The doctors said they’ve never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA and it wasn’t DNA. It was USA.
医生都说他们从未见过谁的身体能像我的这般剿灭新冠病毒。他们检测了我的DNA，结果那并不是DNA，而是USA。
[–]【曼联】KeithCGlynn 230 points 1 day ago
It's true. It true. I am bleeding red white and blue. You cut sleepy joe and he bleeds red. Red like China. Very sad!
事已至此须摊牌，吾躯遍淌红蓝白。且探拜翁真血脉，赤若朝霞东方来。呜呼哀哉！
[–]【巴萨】Madermc 29 points 1 day ago
holy fuck this is so good
活捉楼上白宫宣传干事
[–]【尤文图斯】GiovaOfficial 432 points 1 day ago
Playing international games in the middle of a season is already very dumb, beyond insane with Covid. Thanks FIFA, very cool
在赛季中期踢国家队赛事本身就已经够傻叉了，再加上疫情就真叫一个霉超疯。国际足联，我感谢你八辈儿祖宗
[–]【皇马】absessive 191 points 1 day ago
This is on UEFA.
这锅该让欧足联来背。
[–]【国际米兰】TheUltimateScotsman 48 points 1 day ago
Is it not FIFA who schedule the international breaks? Because it's not like it's only UEFA teams playing.
FIFA schedules them and UEFA/National federations have to fill in the matchdays.
国际比赛日难道不是国际足联安排的吗？因为并不是只有欧洲球队在踢比赛啊。
国际足联把比赛日排定了，然后欧足联及其他足联就不得不顺着比赛日安排来。
[–]【阿森纳】GadnukBreakerOfWrlds 137 points 1 day ago
And this is why international breaks during Covid are an awful idea!
Why can't football have bubbles like the NBA implemented?
疫情期间还非要搞什么国家队破比赛日，这下大家满意了吧！
为什么足球圈就不能像NBA那样实施气泡区管理呢？
[–]【中国】Momowayt 72 points 1 day ago
way harder to implement in football though, especially a bubble just like in NBA
在足球圈实施这套的难度确实大多了，尤其是像NBA那个级别的气泡区
[–]【曼联】TMillo 101 points 1 day ago
Just cancel the pointless Nations League and friendlies. The leagues are already super condensed, keep players in their bubbles with as little risks as possible
干脆把这些毫无意义的国家联赛和国际友谊赛都取消掉吧。各国联赛的赛程就已经够密集了，尽量少让球员们冒风险不好吗
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