[传声筒][日刊20.12.11]当世一卫卢卡库，欧冠实惨孔大帅由传声筒 发表在足球话题区 https://bbs.hupu.com/topic
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ON: 国米 0-0 矿工 卢卡库挡出桑切斯头球攻门
[–]【拜仁】Unban_Ice 2083 points 14 hours ago*
Inter from almost winning Europa League to last in group with Mönchengladbach and Sahtar
上一秒国际米兰还在准备欧联夺冠获奖感言，下一秒就被门兴格拉德巴赫和旷工挤到小组垫底
[–]【那不勒斯】areking 1535 points 14 hours ago
Inter from trashing Shaktar 5-0 just 4 months ago, to not qualify due to scoring 0 goals in 180 minutes against Shaktar
四个月前国米还能把圹工按在地上摩擦个5-0，如今却因为主客场都伤不到圹工一根寒毛而饮恨出局
[–]【中国】RogerXiao 479 points 14 hours ago
This is so good it might get stolen by twitter
老哥这评论到位，谨防被推特上的人抄了去
[–]【那不勒斯】weathermanmovie 175 points 13 hours ago
or vice-versa...
搞不好就是从推特上搬过来的…
[–]【巴塞罗那】ClarexLauda 278 points 14 hours ago*
I love the 2 different wrong spellings of 'Shakhtar' in this thread alone lol
顶上那两位能把“矿工”写错成两个不同版本也是人才
[–]【多特蒙德】Delluminator 2453 points 14 hours ago
Bruh he’s just standing there lmao
噗哈哈哈，他就跟个电线杆子似的杵在那儿
[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 1222 points 14 hours ago
Menacingly
你见过这么凶神恶煞的电线杆子吗
[–]donfranklin 191 points 14 hours ago*
Just like in the Europa League final
上赛季欧联杯决赛里他也是这样傻站着门前（还打进了乌龙球）
[–]【热刺】Evil_Henchmen 323 points 14 hours ago
My favourite is how he casually strolled there, and knew he was offside. Like what the fuck was he thinking
整个过程里我最钟意他那漫不经心溜达到门线的慵懒步伐，而且他明知自己处在越位位置。搞不懂他脑回路到底是咋长的
[–]【萨尔茨堡红牛】Gabs289 194 points 14 hours ago
It looks like his brain switched off for 2 seconds. I srsly think that's the case haha.
看上去他的脑子短路了2秒钟。双脚沾地了，病毒就嗨皮了，聪明的智商又滚出高地了。
[–]luigistones 52 points 14 hours ago
like if he was having a vision haha
仿佛他早已预见了这一幕似的哈哈
[–]【皇家安特卫普】behamut 124 points 13 hours ago
Mate...
You can't be offside on a corner kick. He was offside the moment Sanchez hit the ball not a second before.
上面的刺迷朋友…
角球时你是不可能越位的。只有在桑切斯头槌的时候卢卡库才是越位。
[–]【埃弗顿】malikdwd 714 points 14 hours ago
MOTM
本场最佳球员
[–]【皇马】Breaker_Of_Chains 481 points 14 hours ago
Mönchengladbach legend
门兴格拉德巴赫传奇
[–]【门兴格拉德巴赫】GorillAffe 151 points 14 hours ago
He rawdogged us twice, it's only fair
他之前蹂躏了我们两回，出来混迟早要还的
[–]【萨尔茨堡红牛】Gabs289 440 points 14 hours ago
Lukaku has his special moments. Like the own goal in the UEL final lmao
卢卡库神仙时刻再添新篇章。就像他在欧联杯决赛里那记乌龙球一样欢乐。
[–]【曼特宁独立队】cescquintero 70 points 14 hours ago
Poor guy
仆街
[–]【曼联】TopNotchGamerr 28 points 8 hours ago
Yeah I remember when he gave 2 goals away in the Manchester derby. I feel like nearly everyone who came through that José team was prone to making really stupid mistakes really often. De gea lately, big rom, pogba, jones, Smalling, young, fellani and more. Great players but that team seriously had a knack for making mistakes in big moments
是啊，我还记得他在我魔期间在曼市德比里浪费过两个必进球。我感觉吧，几乎所有当时在穆里尼奥麾下效力的球员都更容易经常犯些傻缺错误。最近的德赫亚、卢卡库、博格巴、琼斯、斯莫林、扬、费莱尼等等。他们都是优秀球员，但那支曼联在重大比赛里搞事情搞得特别熟练。
[–]【巴兰基亚青年】charlesd11 1003 points 14 hours ago
Inter are honestly pathetic in the CL
国米的欧冠之旅太悲剧了
[–]SnooMaps7237 808 points 14 hours ago
Conte is pathetic in the CL.
With Juve they were always eliminated early. Allegri was a big step up for Juve
孔蒂的欧冠故事就是一出悲剧。
他在尤文执教时就总是早早打道回府。阿莱格里接任后尤文的欧冠成绩立马提升了一大截。
[–]【尤文图斯】Misdefined 528 points 14 hours ago
We got knocked out by Galatasaray in the group stages with the same team Allegri got us to the finals the next season with, lmao.
我妇在孔蒂掌舵时小组赛阶段就被加拉塔萨雷淘汰，而下一个赛季同样的队伍交给阿莱格里带就杀进了决赛，把爷给看笑了。
[–]McDaddySlacks 159 points 13 hours ago
How does he get it so wrong so consistently? I'm actually in awe.
他是如何保持这么稳定的翻船率的呢？简直令人肃然起敬。
[–]【尤文图斯】Misdefined 284 points 13 hours ago
I think he's just very stubborn with his tactics, whereas the coaches that have done best in the CL for the past 9 years have been coaches that are very willing to adapt based on the game. Zidane, Allegri, and Ancelotti are examples (I think Klopp fits too?). It's the same reason why Guardiola hasn't been able to get far in the CL with the amount of money he's had at his disposal.
我认为他太固执于自己的战术，纵观过去9年在欧冠大放异彩的主帅，哪个不是根据比赛情况主动调整战术的呢？齐达内、阿莱格里和安切洛蒂就是很好的例子（克洛普大概也算？）。家财万贯如瓜迪奥拉依旧无法在欧冠里更进一步的原因也是如此。
[–]【尤文图斯】SinAlma96 38 points 14 hours ago
We got to the quarters his first year and were eliminated by a treble winning Bayern to be fair but he just went crazy the year after and only cared about the league, I don't think he ever got over the humiliation of both going down to EL AND not even bothering to reach a final that would've been played in our stadium.
公平地说，我妇在孔蒂元年还是打到了四分之一决赛的，随后被三冠王拜仁淘汰，然而之后那个赛季他就变成孔二愣子了，一心只顾意甲夺冠。在我看来，他带队从欧冠被打落至欧联、并且连自家主场举办欧联决赛这种良机也不上心去把握，这份耻辱将会伴随他的余生。
[–]【国际米兰】long_shots7 127 points 14 hours ago
This is just the truth, i cannot believe that we fucked up 3 years in a row. This Lukaku block just shows this fucking tragicomedy of a CL run.
对于悲剧我无话可说，不敢相信我们居然连续3个赛季都搞砸了。卢卡库的这次“门前救险”不过是我们欧冠之旅的一个哭笑不得的缩影。
[–]【罗马】onceyougoblak 63 points 14 hours ago
i'd be lying if i said i wasn't laughing a little about the failure of inter's "European DNA." roma hasn't had many glories in the cl but you guys are the mighty inter - the past three years have been pretty terrible campaigns arguably much worse than how napoli or roma have done in the past decade in the same tournament.
如果我说没有对国米所谓“欧战DNA”的失败发出一丁点嘲笑的话，那我就太虚伪了。罗马的欧冠历史成绩单确实不怎么漂亮，但你们可是强大的国际米兰啊——同样是征战欧冠，你们最近这三年的拉胯程度，已经远超那不勒斯或者罗马十年份的量了。
[–]【尤文图斯】alaslipknot 95 points 14 hours ago*
Roma comeback against Barcelona is enough to give you CL credit till the end of the century.
罗马仅靠逆转巴萨这一壮举，已经足够在欧冠光荣榜上呆到本世纪末了。
[–]【国际米兰】long_shots7 39 points 14 hours ago*
After our treble in 2010, this club just never been the same. More money’s at the table, but no real fucking progress is made.
自打2010年勇夺三冠王之后，本队就再也回不去了。钱越砸越多，球队却止步不前。
[–]Stonewalled89 419 points 14 hours ago
World class defending from Lukaku
身似树，立如柱，当世铁卫卢卡库
[–]【西班牙】SilverFalcon27 254 points 14 hours ago
Lukaku looking to join Kane and Ronaldo as Strikers that can be Defenders
卢卡库这是要加入凯恩和C罗前驱后置的行列啊
[–]Garnettisbest 314 points 14 hours ago*
That was 100% going in. wow
这球本来100%破门的。哇嗷
[–]【巴萨】greater_g00d 274 points 14 hours ago
Not sure 100%. Gk may have saved it.
Still hilarious tho
也没有100%啦。门将还是有可能扑到的。
不过笑果确实拉满了
[–]Garnettisbest 151 points 14 hours ago
we'll never know haha, but sanchez struck it with some serious power.
木有机会验证了哈哈，不过你看桑切斯这个球儿，顶得还怪带劲嘞呀。
[–]【热刺】yaniv297 120 points 14 hours ago*
Wouldn't count even if Lukaku didn't touch it, he was offside and blocking the keeper
即便球没砸到卢卡库，这球也不会算进的，他处在越位位置并且阻挡了门将
[–]【中国】RogerXiao 203 points 14 hours ago
He shouldn't have stood there in the first place
他一开始就不该站那儿
[–]【利物浦】ThirstyPotato 335 points 14 hours ago
United DNA in full effect
曼联DNA已全面激活
[–]【利物浦】In_Panopticon 80 points 14 hours ago
better than maguire
比马奎尔强
[–]ColombianBoyy 31 points 14 hours ago
better than Kepa
比凯帕强
[–]【切尔西】gsoClarke 21 points 14 hours ago
Kepa would have missed it.
换凯指导站那儿这球就漏过去了。
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#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON: 国米 0-0 矿工 卢卡库挡出桑切斯头球攻门
[–]【拜仁】Unban_Ice 2083 points 14 hours ago*
Inter from almost winning Europa League to last in group with Mönchengladbach and Sahtar
上一秒国际米兰还在准备欧联夺冠获奖感言，下一秒就被门兴格拉德巴赫和旷工挤到小组垫底
[–]【那不勒斯】areking 1535 points 14 hours ago
Inter from trashing Shaktar 5-0 just 4 months ago, to not qualify due to scoring 0 goals in 180 minutes against Shaktar
四个月前国米还能把圹工按在地上摩擦个5-0，如今却因为主客场都伤不到圹工一根寒毛而饮恨出局
[–]【中国】RogerXiao 479 points 14 hours ago
This is so good it might get stolen by twitter
老哥这评论到位，谨防被推特上的人抄了去
[–]【那不勒斯】weathermanmovie 175 points 13 hours ago
or vice-versa...
搞不好就是从推特上搬过来的…
[–]【巴塞罗那】ClarexLauda 278 points 14 hours ago*
I love the 2 different wrong spellings of 'Shakhtar' in this thread alone lol
顶上那两位能把“矿工”写错成两个不同版本也是人才
[–]【多特蒙德】Delluminator 2453 points 14 hours ago
Bruh he’s just standing there lmao
噗哈哈哈，他就跟个电线杆子似的杵在那儿
[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 1222 points 14 hours ago
Menacingly
你见过这么凶神恶煞的电线杆子吗
[–]donfranklin 191 points 14 hours ago*
Just like in the Europa League final
上赛季欧联杯决赛里他也是这样傻站着门前（还打进了乌龙球）
[–]【热刺】Evil_Henchmen 323 points 14 hours ago
My favourite is how he casually strolled there, and knew he was offside. Like what the fuck was he thinking
整个过程里我最钟意他那漫不经心溜达到门线的慵懒步伐，而且他明知自己处在越位位置。搞不懂他脑回路到底是咋长的
[–]【萨尔茨堡红牛】Gabs289 194 points 14 hours ago
It looks like his brain switched off for 2 seconds. I srsly think that's the case haha.
看上去他的脑子短路了2秒钟。双脚沾地了，病毒就嗨皮了，聪明的智商又滚出高地了。
[–]luigistones 52 points 14 hours ago
like if he was having a vision haha
仿佛他早已预见了这一幕似的哈哈
[–]【皇家安特卫普】behamut 124 points 13 hours ago
Mate...
You can't be offside on a corner kick. He was offside the moment Sanchez hit the ball not a second before.
上面的刺迷朋友…
角球时你是不可能越位的。只有在桑切斯头槌的时候卢卡库才是越位。
[–]【埃弗顿】malikdwd 714 points 14 hours ago
MOTM
本场最佳球员
[–]【皇马】Breaker_Of_Chains 481 points 14 hours ago
Mönchengladbach legend
门兴格拉德巴赫传奇
[–]【门兴格拉德巴赫】GorillAffe 151 points 14 hours ago
He rawdogged us twice, it's only fair
他之前蹂躏了我们两回，出来混迟早要还的
[–]【萨尔茨堡红牛】Gabs289 440 points 14 hours ago
Lukaku has his special moments. Like the own goal in the UEL final lmao
卢卡库神仙时刻再添新篇章。就像他在欧联杯决赛里那记乌龙球一样欢乐。
[–]【曼特宁独立队】cescquintero 70 points 14 hours ago
Poor guy
仆街
[–]【曼联】TopNotchGamerr 28 points 8 hours ago
Yeah I remember when he gave 2 goals away in the Manchester derby. I feel like nearly everyone who came through that José team was prone to making really stupid mistakes really often. De gea lately, big rom, pogba, jones, Smalling, young, fellani and more. Great players but that team seriously had a knack for making mistakes in big moments
是啊，我还记得他在我魔期间在曼市德比里浪费过两个必进球。我感觉吧，几乎所有当时在穆里尼奥麾下效力的球员都更容易经常犯些傻缺错误。最近的德赫亚、卢卡库、博格巴、琼斯、斯莫林、扬、费莱尼等等。他们都是优秀球员，但那支曼联在重大比赛里搞事情搞得特别熟练。
[–]【巴兰基亚青年】charlesd11 1003 points 14 hours ago
Inter are honestly pathetic in the CL
国米的欧冠之旅太悲剧了
[–]SnooMaps7237 808 points 14 hours ago
Conte is pathetic in the CL.
With Juve they were always eliminated early. Allegri was a big step up for Juve
孔蒂的欧冠故事就是一出悲剧。
他在尤文执教时就总是早早打道回府。阿莱格里接任后尤文的欧冠成绩立马提升了一大截。
[–]【尤文图斯】Misdefined 528 points 14 hours ago
We got knocked out by Galatasaray in the group stages with the same team Allegri got us to the finals the next season with, lmao.
我妇在孔蒂掌舵时小组赛阶段就被加拉塔萨雷淘汰，而下一个赛季同样的队伍交给阿莱格里带就杀进了决赛，把爷给看笑了。
[–]McDaddySlacks 159 points 13 hours ago
How does he get it so wrong so consistently? I'm actually in awe.
他是如何保持这么稳定的翻船率的呢？简直令人肃然起敬。
[–]【尤文图斯】Misdefined 284 points 13 hours ago
I think he's just very stubborn with his tactics, whereas the coaches that have done best in the CL for the past 9 years have been coaches that are very willing to adapt based on the game. Zidane, Allegri, and Ancelotti are examples (I think Klopp fits too?). It's the same reason why Guardiola hasn't been able to get far in the CL with the amount of money he's had at his disposal.
我认为他太固执于自己的战术，纵观过去9年在欧冠大放异彩的主帅，哪个不是根据比赛情况主动调整战术的呢？齐达内、阿莱格里和安切洛蒂就是很好的例子（克洛普大概也算？）。家财万贯如瓜迪奥拉依旧无法在欧冠里更进一步的原因也是如此。
[–]【尤文图斯】SinAlma96 38 points 14 hours ago
We got to the quarters his first year and were eliminated by a treble winning Bayern to be fair but he just went crazy the year after and only cared about the league, I don't think he ever got over the humiliation of both going down to EL AND not even bothering to reach a final that would've been played in our stadium.
公平地说，我妇在孔蒂元年还是打到了四分之一决赛的，随后被三冠王拜仁淘汰，然而之后那个赛季他就变成孔二愣子了，一心只顾意甲夺冠。在我看来，他带队从欧冠被打落至欧联、并且连自家主场举办欧联决赛这种良机也不上心去把握，这份耻辱将会伴随他的余生。
[–]【国际米兰】long_shots7 127 points 14 hours ago
This is just the truth, i cannot believe that we fucked up 3 years in a row. This Lukaku block just shows this fucking tragicomedy of a CL run.
对于悲剧我无话可说，不敢相信我们居然连续3个赛季都搞砸了。卢卡库的这次“门前救险”不过是我们欧冠之旅的一个哭笑不得的缩影。
[–]【罗马】onceyougoblak 63 points 14 hours ago
i'd be lying if i said i wasn't laughing a little about the failure of inter's "European DNA." roma hasn't had many glories in the cl but you guys are the mighty inter - the past three years have been pretty terrible campaigns arguably much worse than how napoli or roma have done in the past decade in the same tournament.
如果我说没有对国米所谓“欧战DNA”的失败发出一丁点嘲笑的话，那我就太虚伪了。罗马的欧冠历史成绩单确实不怎么漂亮，但你们可是强大的国际米兰啊——同样是征战欧冠，你们最近这三年的拉胯程度，已经远超那不勒斯或者罗马十年份的量了。
[–]【尤文图斯】alaslipknot 95 points 14 hours ago*
Roma comeback against Barcelona is enough to give you CL credit till the end of the century.
罗马仅靠逆转巴萨这一壮举，已经足够在欧冠光荣榜上呆到本世纪末了。
[–]【国际米兰】long_shots7 39 points 14 hours ago*
After our treble in 2010, this club just never been the same. More money’s at the table, but no real fucking progress is made.
自打2010年勇夺三冠王之后，本队就再也回不去了。钱越砸越多，球队却止步不前。
[–]Stonewalled89 419 points 14 hours ago
World class defending from Lukaku
身似树，立如柱，当世铁卫卢卡库
[–]【西班牙】SilverFalcon27 254 points 14 hours ago
Lukaku looking to join Kane and Ronaldo as Strikers that can be Defenders
卢卡库这是要加入凯恩和C罗前驱后置的行列啊
[–]Garnettisbest 314 points 14 hours ago*
That was 100% going in. wow
这球本来100%破门的。哇嗷
[–]【巴萨】greater_g00d 274 points 14 hours ago
Not sure 100%. Gk may have saved it.
Still hilarious tho
也没有100%啦。门将还是有可能扑到的。
不过笑果确实拉满了
[–]Garnettisbest 151 points 14 hours ago
we'll never know haha, but sanchez struck it with some serious power.
木有机会验证了哈哈，不过你看桑切斯这个球儿，顶得还怪带劲嘞呀。
[–]【热刺】yaniv297 120 points 14 hours ago*
Wouldn't count even if Lukaku didn't touch it, he was offside and blocking the keeper
即便球没砸到卢卡库，这球也不会算进的，他处在越位位置并且阻挡了门将
[–]【中国】RogerXiao 203 points 14 hours ago
He shouldn't have stood there in the first place
他一开始就不该站那儿
[–]【利物浦】ThirstyPotato 335 points 14 hours ago
United DNA in full effect
曼联DNA已全面激活
[–]【利物浦】In_Panopticon 80 points 14 hours ago
better than maguire
比马奎尔强
[–]ColombianBoyy 31 points 14 hours ago
better than Kepa
比凯帕强
[–]【切尔西】gsoClarke 21 points 14 hours ago
Kepa would have missed it.
换凯指导站那儿这球就漏过去了。
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