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ON： 曼联 3-3 埃弗顿
[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 1056 points 16 hours ago
So that's how it feels
这就是补时添堵的滋味么
[–]venom014 321 points 16 hours ago
Fergie time karma
弗格森时间的报应
[–]【埃弗顿】indoubitabley 136 points 16 hours ago*
Calvert-Lewinie time.
勒温时间。
[–]Eltothebee 84 points 16 hours ago
Duncan fergie time
邓肯-弗格森时间
[–]【曼联】Educational-Sandwich 78 points 16 hours ago
Rashford should spend more time working on his finishing
拉什福德回炉再练练临门一脚吧
[–]【曼联】Progressive_Maniac 58 points 16 hours ago
Honestly don't care about him not finishing, we were just shit at the back and that's what lost us the game
拉师傅带没带射门靴我都不在乎了，在我看来今天输球全赖这烂到家的防线
[–]【曼联】--northern-lights-- 620 points 16 hours ago
I knew when AWB tried to go forward when 30 seconds were remaining and misplace the pass instead of killing the game, that we were going to concede.
当比赛还有30秒结束、而万比萨卡前插却把球传丢的时候，我就知道大事不妙了
[–]【曼联】MentalJack 403 points 16 hours ago
No chance of a title charge when you concede as much as we do, horrendous in defense.
失球多到我魔这种程度，争冠啥的也就洗洗睡吧，防守简直没眼看。
[–]KoloHickory 151 points 16 hours ago
Is de gea normally so...I'm not sure what the word is. He just waits and doesn't rush at all
德赫亚是不是平时就这么……我不知道该怎么形容。他就干等着皮球到门前，也不着急
[–]【曼联】twersx 129 points 15 hours ago
He's not an aggressive goalkeeper but he always used to have very good fundamentals and coupled with excellent agility he could save almost anything.
I don't know what's wrong with him now, he can still make really impressive saves but when he has to do something simple he fucks it up half the time. I'm guessing it's technical problems but I don't know what.
他并非出击型门将，但以前他的基本功和敏捷性一直都挺好，这让他几乎能扑救出任何射门。
我不知道他现在是怎么了，他还是可以做出一些非常精彩的扑救，但需要他简简单单化解的时候，他反而有半数都会搞砸。我猜是技术上出了问题，但我不知道具体是哪方面。
[–]ZxZxchoc 219 points 16 hours ago
United have conceded 30 goals in 23 games.
City have conceded 13 goals in 21 games.
Brighton (15th) have conceded the same amount of goals as United (played 23 games)
Fulham (18th) and Wolves (14th) have conceded 1 more goal (both played 22 games) while Burnley (17th) have conceded 1 less goal (22 games)
曼联23轮联赛丢了30个球。
曼城21轮联赛仅失13个球。
布莱顿（排名15）跟曼联的失球数一样多（同为23轮联赛）
富勒姆（排名18）和狼队（排名14）的失球数比曼联的多一个（这俩只踢了22轮），而伯恩利（排名17，22轮）比曼联少丢一个。
[–]【利物浦】brewmatt 292 points 15 hours ago
You're going to look real silly when City conced 17 goals in the next 2 matches.
接下来两轮曼城被狂灌17球的话，楼上就要被打脸了。
[–]【曼城】FaffingSkarp 135 points 15 hours ago
Not looking forward to the 17-0 thrashing spurs are going to give us
不是很看好热刺能够揍我们17个
[–]brewmatt 87 points 15 hours ago
9 from Bale and 8 from Dele.
贝尔9球，阿里8球。
[–]【利物浦】FireZeLazer 9 points 14 hours ago
Hahahaha..... wait
哈哈哈哈哈……嗯？
[–]【拜仁】fischermansfriend 87 points 15 hours ago
Bayern tops Bundesliga having conceded 26 in 20 games. I’m just saying, it’s possible to win the title, you just need to have Lewandowski in front.
拜仁也有20场比赛丢26个球的时候，还不是一样拿了德甲。讲道理，丢得多还是有希望拿冠军，只要你前面有莱万这样的大杀器。
[–]【曼联】JaboiSkkrt 297 points 16 hours ago
The fact Rashford didn't score this game is still beyond me.
拉什福德这场又没能得分，看不懂了。
[–]【曼联】DontYouWantMeBebe 205 points 16 hours ago
His decision making is awful
他的射门选择糟糕透顶
[–]【FC爱尔维斯】Marathon1981 168 points 16 hours ago
A weird player. At times it looks like he's taken his decision making to a more consistently good level, but then, other times, looks completely braindead. Enigma.
奇怪的球员。有时候吧，他的射门选择水平看起来已经足够稳定了，但其他时候，看起来又像是纯脑残。谜一样的男人。
[–]【曼城】blorrrrbd 190 points 15 hours ago
a.k.a., the Raheem Sterling syndrome
又称：斯特林综合征
[–]【曼联】bigtice 401 points 16 hours ago
Game Summary:
0 - 45: United domination.
45 - 55: Everton realize they can actually attack.
55 - 90: Confusing execution including Olsen's slip, Rashford's missed finish, Maguire's expectation of a foul call and United's lack of a clearance on the last ball in.
比赛总结：
0-45分钟：曼联掌控局面。
45-55分钟：埃弗顿意识到他们可以攻出来。
55-90分钟：神鬼操作一连串，包括奥尔森滑倒、拉什福德吐饼、马奎尔坐等裁判吹犯规、最后一球前曼联解围不力。
[–]【利物浦】GetYourDijkOut 253 points 16 hours ago
Everton played well for like a combined 8 minutes
完场一算，埃弗顿加起来踢了能有8分钟好球
[–]【埃弗顿】Mozezz 376 points 16 hours ago
That's all we need baby
有这8分钟就足够啦宝贝儿
REPLAY：45' B-费尔南德斯弧线射门得分
[–]【皇马】Kriskobg 3946 points 19 hours ago
What a casual banger
写意间，山河裂变
[–]【曼联】fawkie 2182 points 19 hours ago
Everything about it was so casual. From leaving it to Wan Bissaka to the way he shot to the celebration. And it's such a glorious goal.
这球的精髓就在这写意范儿了。从把球顺给万比萨卡，到他射门，再到他的庆祝，写意始终如一。这球值得大书特书。
[–]【曼联】fawkie 554 points 19 hours ago*
God even the touch to give himself the space. It's like he just climbed out of bed and decided to score a goal.
就连他扯出射门空间的触球也一样写意。感觉就像是他刚从被窝爬起来，然后决定刷个进球似的。
[–]【曼联】Modini 306 points 19 hours ago
The Cantona that was promised
坎通纳重现
[–]【曼联】elreydelasur 184 points 19 hours ago
that's so funny cuz my first thought after I calmed down from celebrating was "It's really only Cantona and Berbatov that would score a goal like that" lol
太有意思了，因为我庆祝完冷静下来之后，第一反应就是“这样的进球只有坎通纳和贝尔巴托夫才能踢出来”，哈哈哈
[–]【曼联】karmahorse1 146 points 19 hours ago*
He looked bemused that nobody closed him down. “Well if you’re just going to give me this banger I guess I’ll take it...”
当时居然没人贴过来防守，让他一脸茫然。“行吧，既然你们给我个世界波的机会，那就献丑啦……”
[–]【曼联】FtG_AiR 1560 points 19 hours ago
Too bad the shirts dont have collars because that was vintage Cantona
可惜这套球衣不带领子，因为竖衣领才是坎通纳的灵魂啊
[–]Bushuazoo 206 points 19 hours ago
Exactly what I thought when I saw that goal. Pure Cantona vibes.
我瞧见这球的时候就是这么想的。原汁原味坎通纳。
[–]【曼联】young_dumb_broke_1 3930 points 19 hours ago32
Cantona. As Cantona as it gets.
坎通纳本纳了。要多像有多像。
[–]【曼联】Sweaty_Nerf_Thighs 1229 points 19 hours ago
Just thinking that, even the celebration
我也这么想的，连庆祝都像极了
[–]【曼联】datboyuknow 442 points 19 hours ago
So similar 😍
一毛一样 😍
[–]【曼联】PoppinKREAM 421 points 19 hours ago
Adidas needs to bring back collared shirts just for Bruno to pop it up when he scores!
阿迪达斯为了B费也该把球衣款式改成有领的，这样他就可以在进球时竖起衣领了！
[–]CheesyBasil132 209 points 19 hours ago
Only missing popped collar
就差立领了
[–]RodentBrain 36 points 19 hours ago
I thought of Beckham against Spurs 99
我倒是想起了99年贝克汉姆对热刺的进球
[–]【葡萄牙体育】KneeDeepInTheDead 102 points 19 hours ago
So casual
真潇洒
[–]【曼联】legojs 67 points 19 hours ago
Thank you sporting
五星好评
[–]【曼联】wangers_is_asian 43 points 19 hours ago
Thank you Sporting
五星好评
[–]Symbol_of_Peace 29 points 18 hours ago
Thank you sporting
五星好评
[–]【曼联】AdityaG10 33 points 19 hours ago
I know the other users have said it but I still feel obligated.
Thank you Sporting. I really hope you win the league.
我知道其他网友说过了，但我还是觉得自己有义务再说一次。
良心卖家，五星好评。真心希望你们能夺葡超
[–]【葡萄牙体育】KneeDeepInTheDead 15 points 18 hours ago
Me too haha 🙌 thanks
我也希望哈哈 🙌 谢了亲
[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 1107 points 19 hours ago
BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO
布鲁诺 布鲁诺 布鲁诺
[–]【瑞典】TheSwedishStag 524 points 19 hours ago
CAME FROM SPORTING LIKE CRISTIANO
来自葡体就像C罗
[–]【曼联】IHaveNotMuchLife 364 points 19 hours ago
HE GOES LEFT HE GOES RIGHT
他左奇袭 他右突击
[–]【曼联】NoelFromBandOsmosis 343 points 19 hours ago*
MAKES DEFENDERS LOOK SHITE
edit: gives me a false sense of hope :(
让对手后卫都变垃圾
编辑：我高兴早了 :(
[–]【曼联】jyepes22 284 points 19 hours ago
HES OUR PORTUGUESE MAGNIFICOOOOO
他就是我魔的葡萄牙珍宝
[–]【曼联】pcomet235 109 points 19 hours ago
HE COULD FUCK MY WIFE
我的老婆可以借他随便搞
[–]thekeymaker 80 points 19 hours ago
I WOULD THANK HIM AND SAY, "GOOD SHOW!"
我还会谢谢他赞一句“活真好！”
[–]【皇马】Drixed 863 points 19 hours ago
United won the lottery getting Bruno, he's so fucking good.
曼联能买到B费真是中彩票啊，这哥们太极品了。
[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 509 points 19 hours ago
I thank god every single morning that Spurs cheaped out on him.
每天早上我都要感谢老天让热刺当初决定在他身上省点钱。
[–]MrNiceDude 274 points 19 hours ago
Imagine Bruno playing under Mourinho? What a waste that would be.
布鲁诺-费尔南德斯投奔穆里尼奥麾下踢球？暴殄天物嘛那不是。
[–]【曼联】WheresThePhonebooth 280 points 19 hours ago
Honestly, Bruno seems like a player Mourinho would absolutely love
讲道理，B-费很像是穆里尼奥钟意的那类球员
[–]【曼联】PortugeseMagnifico 230 points 19 hours ago
Bruno’s a player that every manager would love
哪家教练不爱B费这样的球员呢
[–]【曼联】MightySilverWolf 97 points 19 hours ago
We could see it happen if Mourinho ever takes the Portugal job.
如果穆里尼奥接手葡萄牙国家队帅位的话，这一幕就能成真了。
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#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON： 曼联 3-3 埃弗顿
[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 1056 points 16 hours ago
So that's how it feels
这就是补时添堵的滋味么
[–]venom014 321 points 16 hours ago
Fergie time karma
弗格森时间的报应
[–]【埃弗顿】indoubitabley 136 points 16 hours ago*
Calvert-Lewinie time.
勒温时间。
[–]Eltothebee 84 points 16 hours ago
Duncan fergie time
邓肯-弗格森时间
[–]【曼联】Educational-Sandwich 78 points 16 hours ago
Rashford should spend more time working on his finishing
拉什福德回炉再练练临门一脚吧
[–]【曼联】Progressive_Maniac 58 points 16 hours ago
Honestly don't care about him not finishing, we were just shit at the back and that's what lost us the game
拉师傅带没带射门靴我都不在乎了，在我看来今天输球全赖这烂到家的防线
[–]【曼联】--northern-lights-- 620 points 16 hours ago
I knew when AWB tried to go forward when 30 seconds were remaining and misplace the pass instead of killing the game, that we were going to concede.
当比赛还有30秒结束、而万比萨卡前插却把球传丢的时候，我就知道大事不妙了
[–]【曼联】MentalJack 403 points 16 hours ago
No chance of a title charge when you concede as much as we do, horrendous in defense.
失球多到我魔这种程度，争冠啥的也就洗洗睡吧，防守简直没眼看。
[–]KoloHickory 151 points 16 hours ago
Is de gea normally so...I'm not sure what the word is. He just waits and doesn't rush at all
德赫亚是不是平时就这么……我不知道该怎么形容。他就干等着皮球到门前，也不着急
[–]【曼联】twersx 129 points 15 hours ago
He's not an aggressive goalkeeper but he always used to have very good fundamentals and coupled with excellent agility he could save almost anything.
I don't know what's wrong with him now, he can still make really impressive saves but when he has to do something simple he fucks it up half the time. I'm guessing it's technical problems but I don't know what.
他并非出击型门将，但以前他的基本功和敏捷性一直都挺好，这让他几乎能扑救出任何射门。
我不知道他现在是怎么了，他还是可以做出一些非常精彩的扑救，但需要他简简单单化解的时候，他反而有半数都会搞砸。我猜是技术上出了问题，但我不知道具体是哪方面。
[–]ZxZxchoc 219 points 16 hours ago
United have conceded 30 goals in 23 games.
City have conceded 13 goals in 21 games.
Brighton (15th) have conceded the same amount of goals as United (played 23 games)
Fulham (18th) and Wolves (14th) have conceded 1 more goal (both played 22 games) while Burnley (17th) have conceded 1 less goal (22 games)
曼联23轮联赛丢了30个球。
曼城21轮联赛仅失13个球。
布莱顿（排名15）跟曼联的失球数一样多（同为23轮联赛）
富勒姆（排名18）和狼队（排名14）的失球数比曼联的多一个（这俩只踢了22轮），而伯恩利（排名17，22轮）比曼联少丢一个。
[–]【利物浦】brewmatt 292 points 15 hours ago
You're going to look real silly when City conced 17 goals in the next 2 matches.
接下来两轮曼城被狂灌17球的话，楼上就要被打脸了。
[–]【曼城】FaffingSkarp 135 points 15 hours ago
Not looking forward to the 17-0 thrashing spurs are going to give us
不是很看好热刺能够揍我们17个
[–]brewmatt 87 points 15 hours ago
9 from Bale and 8 from Dele.
贝尔9球，阿里8球。
[–]【利物浦】FireZeLazer 9 points 14 hours ago
Hahahaha..... wait
哈哈哈哈哈……嗯？
[–]【拜仁】fischermansfriend 87 points 15 hours ago
Bayern tops Bundesliga having conceded 26 in 20 games. I’m just saying, it’s possible to win the title, you just need to have Lewandowski in front.
拜仁也有20场比赛丢26个球的时候，还不是一样拿了德甲。讲道理，丢得多还是有希望拿冠军，只要你前面有莱万这样的大杀器。
[–]【曼联】JaboiSkkrt 297 points 16 hours ago
The fact Rashford didn't score this game is still beyond me.
拉什福德这场又没能得分，看不懂了。
[–]【曼联】DontYouWantMeBebe 205 points 16 hours ago
His decision making is awful
他的射门选择糟糕透顶
[–]【FC爱尔维斯】Marathon1981 168 points 16 hours ago
A weird player. At times it looks like he's taken his decision making to a more consistently good level, but then, other times, looks completely braindead. Enigma.
奇怪的球员。有时候吧，他的射门选择水平看起来已经足够稳定了，但其他时候，看起来又像是纯脑残。谜一样的男人。
[–]【曼城】blorrrrbd 190 points 15 hours ago
a.k.a., the Raheem Sterling syndrome
又称：斯特林综合征
[–]【曼联】bigtice 401 points 16 hours ago
Game Summary:
0 - 45: United domination.
45 - 55: Everton realize they can actually attack.
55 - 90: Confusing execution including Olsen's slip, Rashford's missed finish, Maguire's expectation of a foul call and United's lack of a clearance on the last ball in.
比赛总结：
0-45分钟：曼联掌控局面。
45-55分钟：埃弗顿意识到他们可以攻出来。
55-90分钟：神鬼操作一连串，包括奥尔森滑倒、拉什福德吐饼、马奎尔坐等裁判吹犯规、最后一球前曼联解围不力。
[–]【利物浦】GetYourDijkOut 253 points 16 hours ago
Everton played well for like a combined 8 minutes
完场一算，埃弗顿加起来踢了能有8分钟好球
[–]【埃弗顿】Mozezz 376 points 16 hours ago
That's all we need baby
有这8分钟就足够啦宝贝儿
REPLAY：45' B-费尔南德斯弧线射门得分
[–]【皇马】Kriskobg 3946 points 19 hours ago
What a casual banger
写意间，山河裂变
[–]【曼联】fawkie 2182 points 19 hours ago
Everything about it was so casual. From leaving it to Wan Bissaka to the way he shot to the celebration. And it's such a glorious goal.
这球的精髓就在这写意范儿了。从把球顺给万比萨卡，到他射门，再到他的庆祝，写意始终如一。这球值得大书特书。
[–]【曼联】fawkie 554 points 19 hours ago*
God even the touch to give himself the space. It's like he just climbed out of bed and decided to score a goal.
就连他扯出射门空间的触球也一样写意。感觉就像是他刚从被窝爬起来，然后决定刷个进球似的。
[–]【曼联】Modini 306 points 19 hours ago
The Cantona that was promised
坎通纳重现
[–]【曼联】elreydelasur 184 points 19 hours ago
that's so funny cuz my first thought after I calmed down from celebrating was "It's really only Cantona and Berbatov that would score a goal like that" lol
太有意思了，因为我庆祝完冷静下来之后，第一反应就是“这样的进球只有坎通纳和贝尔巴托夫才能踢出来”，哈哈哈
[–]【曼联】karmahorse1 146 points 19 hours ago*
He looked bemused that nobody closed him down. “Well if you’re just going to give me this banger I guess I’ll take it...”
当时居然没人贴过来防守，让他一脸茫然。“行吧，既然你们给我个世界波的机会，那就献丑啦……”
[–]【曼联】FtG_AiR 1560 points 19 hours ago
Too bad the shirts dont have collars because that was vintage Cantona
可惜这套球衣不带领子，因为竖衣领才是坎通纳的灵魂啊
[–]Bushuazoo 206 points 19 hours ago
Exactly what I thought when I saw that goal. Pure Cantona vibes.
我瞧见这球的时候就是这么想的。原汁原味坎通纳。
[–]【曼联】young_dumb_broke_1 3930 points 19 hours ago32
Cantona. As Cantona as it gets.
坎通纳本纳了。要多像有多像。
[–]【曼联】Sweaty_Nerf_Thighs 1229 points 19 hours ago
Just thinking that, even the celebration
我也这么想的，连庆祝都像极了
[–]【曼联】datboyuknow 442 points 19 hours ago
So similar 😍
一毛一样 😍
[–]【曼联】PoppinKREAM 421 points 19 hours ago
Adidas needs to bring back collared shirts just for Bruno to pop it up when he scores!
阿迪达斯为了B费也该把球衣款式改成有领的，这样他就可以在进球时竖起衣领了！
[–]CheesyBasil132 209 points 19 hours ago
Only missing popped collar
就差立领了
[–]RodentBrain 36 points 19 hours ago
I thought of Beckham against Spurs 99
我倒是想起了99年贝克汉姆对热刺的进球
[–]【葡萄牙体育】KneeDeepInTheDead 102 points 19 hours ago
So casual
真潇洒
[–]【曼联】legojs 67 points 19 hours ago
Thank you sporting
五星好评
[–]【曼联】wangers_is_asian 43 points 19 hours ago
Thank you Sporting
五星好评
[–]Symbol_of_Peace 29 points 18 hours ago
Thank you sporting
五星好评
[–]【曼联】AdityaG10 33 points 19 hours ago
I know the other users have said it but I still feel obligated.
Thank you Sporting. I really hope you win the league.
我知道其他网友说过了，但我还是觉得自己有义务再说一次。
良心卖家，五星好评。真心希望你们能夺葡超
[–]【葡萄牙体育】KneeDeepInTheDead 15 points 18 hours ago
Me too haha 🙌 thanks
我也希望哈哈 🙌 谢了亲
[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 1107 points 19 hours ago
BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO
布鲁诺 布鲁诺 布鲁诺
[–]【瑞典】TheSwedishStag 524 points 19 hours ago
CAME FROM SPORTING LIKE CRISTIANO
来自葡体就像C罗
[–]【曼联】IHaveNotMuchLife 364 points 19 hours ago
HE GOES LEFT HE GOES RIGHT
他左奇袭 他右突击
[–]【曼联】NoelFromBandOsmosis 343 points 19 hours ago*
MAKES DEFENDERS LOOK SHITE
edit: gives me a false sense of hope :(
让对手后卫都变垃圾
编辑：我高兴早了 :(
[–]【曼联】jyepes22 284 points 19 hours ago
HES OUR PORTUGUESE MAGNIFICOOOOO
他就是我魔的葡萄牙珍宝
[–]【曼联】pcomet235 109 points 19 hours ago
HE COULD FUCK MY WIFE
我的老婆可以借他随便搞
[–]thekeymaker 80 points 19 hours ago
I WOULD THANK HIM AND SAY, "GOOD SHOW!"
我还会谢谢他赞一句“活真好！”
[–]【皇马】Drixed 863 points 19 hours ago
United won the lottery getting Bruno, he's so fucking good.
曼联能买到B费真是中彩票啊，这哥们太极品了。
[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 509 points 19 hours ago
I thank god every single morning that Spurs cheaped out on him.
每天早上我都要感谢老天让热刺当初决定在他身上省点钱。
[–]MrNiceDude 274 points 19 hours ago
Imagine Bruno playing under Mourinho? What a waste that would be.
布鲁诺-费尔南德斯投奔穆里尼奥麾下踢球？暴殄天物嘛那不是。
[–]【曼联】WheresThePhonebooth 280 points 19 hours ago
Honestly, Bruno seems like a player Mourinho would absolutely love
讲道理，B-费很像是穆里尼奥钟意的那类球员
[–]【曼联】PortugeseMagnifico 230 points 19 hours ago
Bruno’s a player that every manager would love
哪家教练不爱B费这样的球员呢
[–]【曼联】MightySilverWolf 97 points 19 hours ago
We could see it happen if Mourinho ever takes the Portugal job.
如果穆里尼奥接手葡萄牙国家队帅位的话，这一幕就能成真了。
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