[传声筒][日刊21.02.05]你的林皇，独负悲伤，再沐骄阳

[–]gi_joey12 5055 points 15 hours ago 

I didn't believe the prophecy

原来神谕是真的

[–]【芬兰】jiinska 1801 points 15 hours ago 

Jessi is inevitable

你的林皇，势不可挡

[–]NonRelevantFacts 1013 points 15 hours ago 

"You could not live with your own failure and where did that bring you, back to me" - Jlingz to Moyes

“你们无法面对自己的失败，结果如何呢，还不是来找我。”——林皇对莫耶斯说道

（译注：语出《复联终局之战》灭霸）

[–]【霍芬海姆】Hic_Forum_Est 358 points 14 hours ago 

"Hear me and rejoice. For even in death West Ham you have become children of JLingz."

“闻吾所言，何不欢欣。即便直面 死神 铁锤帮，尔等仍为林皇子民。”

（译注：语出《复联无限战争》乌木喉）

[–]【西汉姆联】greg19735 264 points 15 hours ago 

Soucek and Lingard. Inevitable.

绍切克与林加德。就问还有谁？

[–]【曼联】Obi_Myke 126 points 14 hours ago 

Too much power in one team..

没想到小小破锤竟能同时拥有卧龙凤雏二人…

[–]【曼联】deadkestrel 126 points 14 hours ago 

They spoke of a chosen one, he who dabs will come back to save us all

传说中有一位天选之子，他会在我们陷入绝境时归来拯救危局

[–]【阿森纳】GadnukBreakerOfWrlds 2310 points 14 hours ago 

Holy fuck dream debut!

梦 幻 首 秀！

[–]【曼联】mayjaz43 661 points 14 hours ago 

Hi /r/all

全区致敬

[–]【曼城】damrider 316 points 14 hours ago 

i thought /r/soccer was banned from /r/all

我还以为足球区不在全区之列呢

[–]【埃弗顿】GerrardSlippedHahaha（杰拉德滑倒啦哈哈哈） 772 points 14 hours ago 

Lingard writes the algorithm

整个网络社区的算法都是林加德写的好吗

[–]【拜仁】remote_man 82 points 10 hours ago 

Best username

楼上用户名夺笋呐

[–]【曼联】manutd105 64 points 14 hours ago 

To the moon baby 🚀

上天了宝贝儿 🚀

[–]【曼联】GourangaPlusPlus 87 points 14 hours ago 

Listen, West Ham United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Jesse's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. JLingz is BACK.

听着，西汉姆联也许不会感谢我，但是赶紧把合同拿出来放在桌上吧。让他（林加德）签字。看在他驾临之后所做的事情份上，让他写上任何数字的薪水吧。

林加德率领着球队，他正在做他的工作。林皇回来了。

（这段不用再解释出处了吧？）

[–]【曼联】bigbigguy 2629 points 14 hours ago 

I'm happy for Jesse man

真为大林子高兴

[–]Sleeplessendeavours 1170 points 14 hours ago 

I’m elated for him. Poor guy has dealt with so much awful shit in the past 2 years and he’s finally getting some football and now he’s scored. Fucking get in.

我也为他开心。可怜的娃，过去两年简直过得一团糟，如今总算踢上比赛还进球了。芜湖起飞！

[–]XenoCraigMorph 84 points 14 hours ago 

Crazy to think he is 28. Seems like yesterday he was a young talent.

一想到他才28岁就离谱。遥想他还是天才少年那会，仿佛就在昨日。

[–]【皇马】mijuzz7 152 points 14 hours ago 

Still is a young talent according to Reddit comedians and Instagram meme pages

要是照Reddit段子手以及Ins梗图的看法，人家仍然是天才少年呢

[–]Flimsy-Relationship8 223 points 14 hours ago 

I'm a city fan and I'm happy for him too, he's had to deal with a lot of shit

我是曼城球迷，我也替他欣慰，他经历了太多不如意了

[–]【曼联】StathamIsYourSavior 193 points 14 hours ago 

Poor lad has had a tumultuous few years since his Grandfather passed away. The Player's Tribune has a great article on Jesse for anyone that missed it

自从他祖父去世后，这可怜的小伙子就熬了好几年混乱不安的日子。《球星看台》上有一篇关于林加德的报道，大伙可以读读。

（译注：感兴趣的读者可以去看看这篇文章 https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/jesse-lingard-i-promise-you-never-read-a-story-like-this-mate）

[–]【曼联】Hansemannn 68 points 14 hours ago 

We all are :) I got way happier than I thought I would get by that goal.

我们都替他开心 :) 瞧见他进球，我比我预想的还要高兴

[–]【西汉姆联】Wookie301 74 points 14 hours ago 

Weird that you would loan out your best player

你魔居然肯把最强之人租给我们

[–]【切尔西】TheWenchIsDead 981 points 14 hours ago 

Memes aside, I'm happy he's made a really positive start at West Ham. If he can actually live up to his early potential he could be a really useful asset for England.

玩梗搁一边，看到他在西汉姆能有这么棒的开门红我还是挺高兴的。要是他能兑现自己早期的潜力，那英格兰队就真的捡到宝了。

[–]【曼联】AdityaG10 306 points 14 hours ago 

Yeah, he's got all the characteristics Southgate looks for in terms of his pressing and work-rate in particular. A bit like Mount, but upfront. Obviously have to see some regular output over an extended period of time for him to even be considered as a squad player for England but I'm ecstatic to see him get off to a good start after everything he's been through with his family and personal life over the past 2 years.

没错，他具备索斯盖特需要的一切特质，尤其是施压与工作效率方面。他跟芒特有点像，但位置更突前。当然，他必须在较长时间内拿出稳定表现才能跻身国家队，然而在过去两年的家庭与个人生活经历之后，他如今还能有良好的新开端，确实令人振奋。

[–]Arskite 69 points 12 hours ago 

TL;DR what happened to him and his family?

有课代表总结下吗，林加德和他家人出了什么事？

[–]【曼联】Maiesk 295 points 10 hours ago 

His mum started suffering from severe depression and Jesse basically had to parent his two teenage siblings while she was away in specialist care. He didn't speak up about it and let the worry and stresses mount up on him, which only got worse once it affected his play and his main outlet was in jeopardy.

Thankfully he did eventually open up to Ole, who's done all he can to do right by him since.

他妈妈得了严重的抑郁症，在妈妈进入专家护理阶段时，林加德不得不抚养自己两个十几岁大的姊妹。他没有对旁人说起，心头的压力与忧虑越来越重，这种情况在他的比赛发挥受到影响时只会变得更糟，他的精神阈值已经到了非常危险的程度。

万幸他最终选择了向索肖敞开心扉，而后者则竭尽所能为他排忧纾困。

[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 221 points 9 hours ago 

That’s not even taking into account the fact his granddad (who was his father figure growing up, played football with him everyday as a kid/drove him to games etc) was battling prostate cancer at the same time.

They’re obviously well paid so don’t come up against the same financial stress as others which some use to demean players legitimately being depressed, but anyone going through what he did in such a short period would definitely start to crack too.

上面没提到的是，在同一段艰难时期里，他的祖父（在他成长过程中充当着父亲角色、在他孩童时期天天陪他踢球、开车带他去看比赛等等）还在与前列腺癌做斗争。

他们显然是高收入阶层，不用像其他人那样面临经济压力，这也招来对球员合理抑郁权利的质疑，但任何经历过林加德在如此短的时间内所经历事情的人，肯定也会陷入崩溃的。

[–]【曼联】Talezeusz 1453 points 14 hours ago 

No dancing no dabbing, just ice cold finishing, Lingardinho is back

没有尬舞，没有dab庆祝，只有寒霜般冷静的破门，林加德尼奥回来了

[–]【曼城】Skilledlab0ur 334 points 14 hours ago 

A good day for man united supporters

今天是曼联球迷的好日子

[–]【切尔西】SpaceNinja25 214 points 14 hours ago 

for all*

是所有球迷的好日子

[–]【阿森纳】jambox888 70 points 14 hours ago 

He danced after his second, can't complain though

他打进第二球后还是忍不住跳舞了，可以理解

[–]【西汉姆联】Borkmon 54 points 10 hours ago 

Ngl it used to piss me off when he did that before, but after that performance and if he keeps it up for us he could dance in my funeral if he wants to

老实说，以前每次看他尬舞我都想打人，但是今天这场比赛过后，要是他继续为我锤奉献如此的发挥，只要林哥赏脸，我的火葬场就是他的舞场

[–]【利物浦】LovMatip 677 points 14 hours ago 

WEST HAM LEGEND

西 汉 姆 传 奇

[–]【曼城】4ssteroid 237 points 14 hours ago 

BUILD A STATUE ALREADY

雕 像 立 哪 里

[–]【IBV韦斯文尼查】tappi22 116 points 14 hours ago 

RETIRE HIS NUMBER

号 码 快 退 役

[–]【西汉姆联】OaklandWarrior 41 points 14 hours ago 

Bobby Moore, Billy Bonds, Martin Peters, Jesse Lingard

博比-穆尔，比利-邦茨，马丁-彼得斯，杰西-林加德

（译注：前三位均为西汉姆联队名宿）

[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 489 points 14 hours ago 

Liverpool concede and JLingz scores, what a day

利物浦丢分，林加德进球，多么美好的一天

[–]【曼联】gerryt32 230 points 14 hours ago 

Combined with the result yesterday, I'm starting to think football's not all bad.

再加上昨天的赛果，我开始相信足球不全是坏事了。

[–]【曼联】MightySilverWolf 95 points 14 hours ago 

Man City won though. :(

但曼城还是赢了 :(

[–]【曼联】Grevling89 187 points 14 hours ago 

Not by nine goals they didn't

没赢9个球那也叫赢么

[–]【曼联】gerryt32 15 points 14 hours ago 

That's why it's not ALL bad - there's still some bad.

所以才叫不“全”都是坏事嘛—总还是有坏事。

[–]【西汉姆联】ajgedrys 18 points 14 hours ago 

What a day!!!

多么美好的一天！！！

[–]Stonewalled89 2277 points 14 hours ago 

Unbelievable debut from Lingard

林加德这首秀真叫人难以置信

[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 1579 points 14 hours ago 

Pretty believable. It's Lingardinho we're talking about after all.

应该是非常可信才对。毕竟我们讨论的可是林加德尼奥啊。

[–]【普雷斯顿】EastlyGod1 354 points 14 hours ago 

I can't believe he doesn't have a hat-trick yet. Poor show.

他居然还没戴帽。踢得不行啊。

[–]presumingpete 79 points 13 hours ago 

On his debut on loan for Birmingham he got 4

前排提醒：他租借去伯明翰的处子秀进了4个球

[–]【阿森纳】KRIEGLERR 40 points 13 hours ago 

He actually had a good season under Mourinho a while back, he had some good stats in term of Goals/Assists.

以前穆里尼奥执教你魔的时期他还是打出了一个不错赛季的，进球助攻样样行。

[–]【曼联】karmahorse1 46 points 9 hours ago 

Yeah...he also started for England during the World Cup. He’s not a bad player, as much as people make him out to be.

就是啊…世界杯时他还为英格兰队首发了。他其实并不是人们编排出来的那种差劲球员。

[–]【巴萨】Muraria 1995 points 14 hours ago 

West Ham Legend

西汉姆联队传奇

[–]【曼联】jaddf 678 points 13 hours ago* 

I can see the fans holding hands, jumping together and pulling out a banner saying "'Lingardinho is a sound bloke. Mint." in Mancunian and Cockney.

我仿佛看到在曼彻斯特和伦敦的街头，球迷们手牵手，一同跳跃，打出横幅上书一行大字“林加德尼奥是个好小伙。酷爆了。”

[–]【曼城】SnapSnapWoohoo 101 points 14 hours ago 

United legend

联队传奇

[–]【西汉姆联】crispiepancakes 63 points 14 hours ago 

Legend

传奇

[–]ShamelessDropout 23 points 14 hours ago 

Make sure you treat him better than we did :’(

请比我们更珍惜他呀 :'(

[–]【曼联】hennny 3006 points 14 hours ago2 

We’ll take £100 million.

这交易不得收1亿？

[–]TriggeredJamie 1136 points 14 hours ago3 

Why give them a cut price like that?

好家伙，你这优惠力度也太离谱了吧？

[–]tapped21 403 points 14 hours ago 

They will regret it when he goes on to win 4 Ballon d'Ors

等林加德赢下4座金球奖的时候，他魔就后悔去吧

[–]SnooCrickets6733 303 points 14 hours ago 

Lingard - the first player to ever win FOUR Ballon d’Ors in a single season

林加德——史上第一位单赛季赢得4座金球奖的球员

[–]【曼联】larsmaehlum 155 points 14 hours ago 

Each triggering a 25 million bonus to United

每拿一座金球我魔就能额外进账2500万大洋

[–]【曼联】OK_bs 181 points 14 hours ago 

Fuck that. I want him back. No scratches.

1亿你大爷。老子要他回来。完璧归赵。

[–]【西汉姆联】crispiepancakes 17 points 13 hours ago 

£120 million and jellied eels for life!

我出1亿2000万，外加终生份量的鳗鱼冻（英国著名黑暗料理）！

[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 1851 points 14 hours ago 

Fuckin hell he's done it again

卧槽，他又进了

[–]NonRelevantFacts 856 points 14 hours ago 

He's playing like he's got something to prove. Love to see it

他踢得像是想要证明自己还有劲儿。就爱看这出。

[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 325 points 14 hours ago 

Sum 2 Prove

还有进二

[–]【曼联】GourangaPlusPlus 175 points 14 hours ago* 

His first Premier League brace since December 2018. 

他上一次在英超联赛梅开二度还要追溯到2018年12月了。

[–]【阿森纳】Farouqnowomarlater 110 points 14 hours ago 

He saw y’all banging them in like fifa on semi pro last night and couldn’t help himself

他主要是看到你魔的小伙伴们跟打半职业难度的FIFA游戏一样暴虐南安普顿，所以自己也一时技痒

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】greencheesewizard 925 points 14 hours ago 

Martinez has been top quality all season, I suppose he had to make a mistake eventually

马丁内斯整个赛季以来都是爹级表现，我想总还是会有犯错的时候嘛

[–]【曼联】buddyhollybenhur 530 points 14 hours ago 

Might as well get them all out in one game. Should have done better for both Lingard goals

换一场比赛他也许就全部拒之门外了。林加德的两粒入球他其实都可以扑得更好。

[–]【阿森纳】Steo42 302 points 14 hours ago 

Oh don’t worry he’s just preparing for his masterclass on Saturday

这你就不懂了吧，他这是在为本周六迎战我厂憋大招呢

[–]【阿森纳】90degreeturnsbtw 73 points 14 hours ago 

He’s been very good but he had some howlers vs Leeds and Burnley as well

他确实一向都很出色，但他也曾在对利兹和伯恩利的比赛中犯下过低级失误

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】berober04 32 points 14 hours ago 

The Villa way

逐渐维拉化

[–]Redtyde 19 points 13 hours ago 

He looks like he's being paid by Lingard's agent

林加德经纪人是不是给他塞钱了？

[–]【贝尔格莱德红星】GDForThree 1540 points 14 hours ago 

United was a stepping stone for this man

曼联只是这个男人职业生涯的一块垫脚石

[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 615 points 14 hours ago 

Nah he just needed Moyesy to unlock his full potential

不不，他只是需要莫耶斯来解放他的全部潜能

[–]AddictiveSarcasm 152 points 14 hours ago 

Prodigal son

浪子回头林加德

[–]【曼联】xxryan1234 123 points 14 hours ago 

UNLOCK ME MOYESY

解放天赋莫耶斯

[–]【曼联】TheAlmightyKrot 306 points 14 hours ago 

Fuck guys we made a mistake

草蛋了兄弟们，我们犯了个错误

[–]【曼联】gerryt32 466 points 14 hours ago 

Nope, West Ham will knock Liverpool out of the Top 4 thanks to JLingz. Win-win-win for us, him, and the Hammers.

非也，林皇此去，必将助锤帮阻红军于前四关外。实乃福泽我魔、林皇与锤帮之三赢妙计啊。

[–]【西汉姆联】ajgedrys 211 points 14 hours ago 

Subscribe!!

这剧情俺追定了！！

[–]【曼联】jess0411 161 points 14 hours ago 

See you in Champions League mate

欧冠见嗷老铁

[–]BloodTurkey 98 points 14 hours ago 

2022 Final - Lingardinho with a 90 yard scorpion kick into De Geas top right corner after an 8-8 thriller. Moyes becomes England manager and promptly gets fired for rolling the fattest one you've ever seen in celebrations caught on film by Panorama.

2022年欧冠决赛，在8-8的焦灼局面下，林加德尼奥踢出一记90码外的蝎子摆尾直挂德赫亚右上死角。莫耶斯上任英格兰队主帅，旋即因为庆祝活动中勾搭丰满对象被《全景》（BBC新闻调查类栏目）拍到而黯然下课。

[–]【曼联】cdbriggs 59 points 14 hours ago 

I think we made a fantastic decision. This is best for both parties no doubt

我魔做了一个绝妙的决定。毫无疑问，这对球队和球员都是最好的安排。

[–]Bananbaer 26 points 14 hours ago 

Ole is already hovering the "Recall from loan"-button.

索肖正盯着“撤回租借”的按钮踌躇不决。