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ON： 1/8决赛首回合 波尔图 2-1 尤文图斯
[–]【尤文图斯】WW_Jones 554 points 13 hours ago
Pen or not, 2:1 is a gift given out horrendous performance
无论最后是不是点球，今天踢成这熊样还能拿个2:1回家已经赚了
[–]【尤文图斯】AleDelPiero10 234 points 13 hours ago
Why the fuck was bentancur on the field for 90 minutes? Or at all?
本坦库尔这货是怎么能打满90分钟的？或者说隐身了90分钟？
[–]【立陶宛】jv17fortheW 116 points 13 hours ago
it is either Bentancur or Bernardeschi - one of them have to play
要么是本坦库尔，要么是贝尔纳代斯基——这俩里总得上一个
[–]【尤文图斯】JMartin_21 82 points 13 hours ago
The sad thing is, Bentancur looks a a world-class player compared to Bernardeschi
悲催的是，跟贝尔纳代斯基一比，本坦库尔简直就是世界级球员了
[–]【波特兰伐木者】Charlie_Wax 62 points 13 hours ago
Damn, is Bernardeschi that bad?
I thought he looked promising at Fiorentina.
Don't really watch much Serie A though.
我去，贝尔纳代斯基那么不堪吗？
他在佛罗伦萨效力时看起来满有前途的。
当然，我意甲确实看的不多。
[–]【立陶宛】jv17fortheW 42 points 13 hours ago
It seems that he lost his confidence 2 seasons ago
他大概在两个赛季之前就丧失自信了
[–]【尤文图斯】Nizbizkit 19 points 13 hours ago
Arthur is injured
（为什么本坦库尔打满90分钟？）因为阿图尔受伤了
[–]【尤文图斯】Sean-Benn_Must-die 39 points 13 hours ago
If I see berna or bentancur in the next starting 11 i am gonna send Pirlo a very informal tweet.
如果下场再让我看见本坦或贝尔纳首发，那我就要在推特上给皮尔洛写点东西了
[–]【尤文图斯】fonkeh 12 points 11 hours ago
Start writing
要不你先写着吧
[–]【皇马】kuggan 136 points 13 hours ago
Bentancur can't be a starter midfielder at Juve, he's decent but that's it, always fucks up when it matters the most
本坦库尔没法胜任尤文的首发中场，他水平过得去但也仅此而已，而且总在关键场次拉胯
[–]【尤文图斯】Handyman2116 92 points 13 hours ago
He wouldn't start for Porto, he wouldn't start for half the teams in Serie A.
哪怕在波尔图队也轮不到他首发啊，意甲有一半的队伍不会挑他进首发阵容
[–]【巴萨】cule420 30 points 13 hours ago
I’m just curious but wasn’t he good last season? I heard a lot of praise from juve fans.
纯好奇，他上赛季不是发挥挺好的吗？我听不少蒂尼还表扬他来着。
[–]【尤文图斯】Handyman2116 61 points 13 hours ago
He was mediocre out of a bad bunch. I've seen enough of Bentancur day in day out. He's so inconsistent and is still playing like an inexperienced player even though he's been a starter the last two years. He hasn't gotten stronger, he plays stupid passes like the one we saw today literally twice in every game. I'm fucking sick if this guy
嗐，矮子里面拔将军嘛。我已经看够本坦日常打卡上下班了。他的发挥太不稳定了，即便已经在过去两个赛季坐稳了主力，他仍然踢得像个球场初哥似的。他根本没有变强，他每场比赛都会传出两脚像今天这样愚蠢的传球。我受够这家伙了。
[–]【国际米兰】TheUltimateScotsman 32 points 13 hours ago
I've never seen a player play so many stupid passes as Bentacur has. Insane that in so short a time, Juventus' midfield has gone from being it's biggest strength to most crippling weakness
我反正没见过哪个球员像本坦库尔这样传出过如此多的傻缺球。尤文图斯的中场从他们最强的力量变成最致命的七寸，衰变得如此之快简直令人震惊。
[–]【波尔图】azulebranco77 315 points 13 hours ago
good match from us, shame we didn't capitalize on the few ocasions we had to make it 3-0
我们今天吃了回冰淇淋，只可惜错过了好几次把比分扩大为3-0的机会
[–]【AC米兰】GianniRivera10 167 points 13 hours ago
We need to fight with a knife between our teeth and score at least once in Turin and we're have big chances of going through.
Vamos com tudo, Dragões.
我们必须血战到底，去都灵客场最少打进一球，晋级的希望还挺大的。
前进吧，巨龙军团。
[–]【波尔图】Aiorosbot[🍰] 71 points 12 hours ago
all juventus needs is a 1-0, i'm afraid we suffer an early goal and it all goes downhill, but if we score the 1st goal i think we can do it
SC had a good tactic but it doesn't really work past the 1st hour from player fatigue, in a proper country the game vs gil vicente would probably be postponed but hey, this is portugal, here they just wanna screw us around and hope for us to bring some more points to the country coef regardless
also alex sandro / danilo duo is just monstruous, such a solid pair of LDs, but after danilo was booked a very viable tactic could be start luis diaz and have corona play in the middle cutting to the left to overwhelm their sub right defender
尤文回到主场只需要1-0即可，我担心万一我们过早失球的话就会一泻千里，但要是我们先进球的话，那就应该能过关了。
孔塞桑教练的战术布置得挺好，但随着球员体力下降，他的战术在60分钟之后就不灵光了。在某些更人性化的国家，跟维琴特队这样的比赛多半就会被顺延，但我们毕竟是在葡萄牙嘛，人们才不会管我们呢，只会把我们当作为国挣分的机器。
另外，对方的桑德罗/达尼洛组合简直猛的一比，是一对牢固难破的清球后卫，但既然现在达尼洛吃牌停赛，一个非常可行的战术就是让路易斯-迪亚兹首发，把科罗纳挪去中路，碾压他们的替补右后卫并从左路切入禁区。
[–]Sindinho8 534 points 13 hours ago
Juventus really bought ronaldo to win the champions league then surrounded him with shit
尤文图斯为了夺欧冠买来C罗，然后真就围绕他建了一支大翔队
[–]【利物浦】SalahManeFirmino 286 points 12 hours ago
They bought him to raise their profits and increase exposure for their club.
他们是买他来提高收益的，还能增加俱乐部的曝光度。
[–]【曼联】twersx 122 points 12 hours ago
Winning the champions League without Ronaldo would be better for their brand than having Ronaldo get knocked out in QFs every year
对他们俱乐部的品牌来说，在没有C罗的情况下赢下欧冠，难道不比坐拥C罗却年年倒在四分之一决赛更亮眼吗？
[–]【尤文图斯】b4ldheed 90 points 12 hours ago
We didn't buy Ronaldo to win shit lmao. We bought him for marketing
哈哈哈我妇买C罗才不是为了夺冠啥的。我们买他就是看中他的市场价值。
[–]ponkzy 153 points 12 hours ago
gonna be real interesting when he leaves and your most marketable player is weston mckennie
那等C罗离开后，你们队中最有市场价值的球员就属麦肯尼了，想想就有意思
[–]【切尔西】Zaxtas 659 points 13 hours ago
Spaghetti Lampard on the ropes
意大利兰帕德已坐上火山口
[–]Forsaken-Kiwi-7362 93 points 12 hours ago
Ridiculous he hasnt even been criticised at least as much as lampard. Pirlos Juve has been atrocious.
皮尔洛居然没像兰帕德一样被笔诛口伐就离谱。他执教的尤文简直糟透了。
[–]【曼联】twersx 69 points 12 hours ago
Imagine taking over a 9 in a row squad with one of the greatest players of all time and being this far off the pace.
接手一支九连冠阵容的球队，坐拥史上最佳球员之一，现在却掉队如此之远，你琢磨琢磨。
[–]Touro_de_Goa 199 points 12 hours ago
Nah. At least Lampard had a year with Derby County, this guy was drinking wine and partying while Lampard was coaching in the championship.
Awful, awful coach. Summer cant arrive soon enough so Ronaldo finally leaves
这类比不妥。兰帕德好歹在德比郡带了一年，人家率队打英冠时，皮大师还在饮酒寻欢呢。
他当教练真是逊毙了。C罗怕不是一等到夏窗就要走人。
[–]【皇马】vivekwap4 176 points 13 hours ago
Ronaldo has them exactly where he likes it
一切都按照C罗最喜欢的剧本在发展
[–]【皇马】speedycar1 109 points 12 hours ago
Chiesa goal ruined it
然而小基耶萨的进球破坏了队形
[–]【AC米兰】Sad2BeHappy 111 points 12 hours ago
Exactly lol, the stage was set for a CR7 hatrick in the second leg. Now everything is up in the air again.
哈哈哈确实，本来后续剧情都写好了，次回合C罗再演帽子戏法。现在一切又都悬而未决了。
[–]【尤文图斯】mariyan1111 46 points 12 hours ago
Bold of you to assume we won't concede in the second leg.
朋友你胆儿够肥的啊，居然假定我们次回合能不丢球。
[–]【AC米兰】Sad2BeHappy 12 points 12 hours ago
Nah, I feel like you guys will learn from this and not give up cheap goals in the return leg.
不是啦，我寻思你们今晚过后总能汲取点教训，回到主场不会再这么轻易丢球嘛。
[–]【尤文图斯】ADP10 54 points 12 hours ago*
Thought so too until 11 seconds into the second half...
我之前也这么想的，直到下半时开场11秒……
[–]【曼联】PoppinKREAM 57 points 13 hours ago
How is that not a penalty?! Ronaldo was taken out by the defender and the ref decided to blow the whistle for full time.
最后那下居然不判点球？！C罗都已经被防守球员放倒了，而裁判却决定吹响终场哨。
[–]【曼联】Bhasito 14 points 12 hours ago
It was weird af. Looked like he blew for VAR then went all the way lmao
就尼玛扯淡。表面上看起来他是吹停去看VAR，结果居然就这么退场了，笑死个先人
[–]【皇马】HokiesforTSwift 33 points 13 hours ago
Regardless of whether it should have been called or not that chop touch he did was out of this world from a full sprint
不管该不该吹点球，C罗在全速冲刺后还能来那么一个脚跟磕球真是厉害
[–]【皇马】FortuneorBrave 68 points 13 hours ago
ref literally stopped play to check for var then he was like you know what it's time to go home. LOOOL
裁判先是吹停比赛去进行VAR确认，然后他就像是“到点了啊。下班不积极，思想有问题”。哈哈哈
REPLAY：60' 桑德罗阻挡C罗带球
[–]【皇马】xdonvanx 741 points 17 hours ago
Juventus summed up
尤 文 图 斯 现 状
[–]【葡萄牙体育】WalterHenderson 2103 points 17 hours ago
Alex Sandro misses playing for Porto, official.
官方消息，桑德罗念起了为波尔图效力的旧情。
[–]【热刺】ZionEmbiid 457 points 17 hours ago
I thought he was just amazed at Ronaldo's dribblin skills, and forgot that he was also playing. Bout what I would have done in the same situation.
我觉得他只是陶醉于C罗的运球技术罢了，忘了自己也是比赛的一员。换了我在场肯定也是这个样子。
[–]【切尔西】BrutalHoe 1452 points 17 hours ago
Superior defending
卓越的防守
[–]【利物浦】_cumblast_ 576 points 17 hours ago
His positioning and anticipation is simply world class.
他的选位和预判堪称世界级。
[–]RajaBell19 95 points 17 hours ago
He did nothing wrong, he though Ronaldo would leave the ball for him
他没做错什么，他以为C罗会把球留给他呢
[–]【曼联】Rafiq07 127 points 15 hours ago
That's his mistake right there - Ronaldo leaves the ball for no one
这就是他的错误之处——C罗从来不会把球留给任何人
[–]【波尔图】The_Goat_Charmer 143 points 17 hours ago
He used to play for us in this stadium, so you can see where his confusion comes from.
他以前就在这座球场为我们踢球，所以你可以理解他为何一时迷茫。
[–]EGDragul 70 points 12 hours ago
Once a Porto player...
一日巨龙……
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Blue_Euphoria 36 points 11 hours ago
Always a Porto player.
一生巨龙……
[–]【利物浦】TrentAlexanderArnold 4646 points 13 hours ago2
If Pirlo had any legit managerial credentials he'd instruct Sandro not to block Ronaldo lmao the absolute fool
但凡皮尔洛拿过任何一张正规教练资格证，他就该指导桑德罗不要阻挡C罗。这正蠢材，嘿嘿
[–]HistoricalCoconut2 1478 points 13 hours ago
Imagine reading this and not detecting the sarcasm
读完上面这句居然都没察觉到层主并没加狗头
[–]【曼联】ickypedia 239 points 13 hours ago
/s seems to be so widespread on reddit, and you never know how clueless someone might be, lol
这年头随便写点啥都得带上狗头，毕竟总有些人理解能力欠费的
[–]【巴萨】dennispatino13 254 points 12 hours ago
Honestly at this point if someone can’t tell such obvious sarcasm, then we can only hope natural selection runs its course on them.
说真的，就现在这情形还读不出讽刺意味的话，那还是物竞天择由得某些人被淘汰掉吧
[–]【曼城】thedeatheater1410 1047 points 13 hours ago
Would have been great if Ronaldo nutmegged him and went ahead
要是C罗穿裆过掉他继续突破就帅了
[–]Lazy_ML 339 points 12 hours ago
It actually looks like Sandro was just focused on not gettin nutmegged. It kind of reminded me of how I used to act around this one dude that used to nutmeg everyone all the time lol.
桑德罗看起来还真就是把注意力集中在不被穿裆上了。这倒让我想起每次被这样的家伙穿裆时自己是个啥反应。
[–]【曼联】Roxas1711 19 points 9 hours ago
Lmaooo Ik the feels. I can see flashbacks
哈哈哈我懂你的感受。有画面了
[–]【曼联】ArvasuK 11 points 4 hours ago
I sometimes do this if I’m defending 1v1 against someone who’s very good at dribbling lol, it’s fine if the ball goes in, but he isn’t boutta nutmeg me in front of my mates
1对1防守那些带球很好的家伙时，我有时也会这么做，盘过我无所谓，但要是想当着我队友的面穿我的裆，对不起没门儿。
[–]【本菲卡】jpff99 1437 points 13 hours ago
LOL these guys are so fucking bad Holy shit
噗哈哈哈，这帮人踢的是个啥咪碗糕
[–]【阿森纳】kaden_dd 922 points 13 hours ago
They are playing for the 3-2 from Ronaldo in the second leg at this point
人家这是在为第二回合C罗天神下凡逆转个3-2做铺垫呢
[–]CowardGurkha 302 points 13 hours ago
hattrick with a freekick
帽子戏法，包括一个任意球
[–]KroopBlu 121 points 13 hours ago*
Pen*
Edit: What Lang said
包括一个点球
编辑：就按楼下那兄弟说的办
[–]【达伽马】lang12 192 points 13 hours ago
Freekick, pen and header
任意球，点球以及头球
[–]【皇马】alien_degenerate 28 points 12 hours ago
Good enough
妥了
[–]【皇马】hufusa 191 points 13 hours ago
My guy left Madrid for this 😔
咱总裁离了马德里就为这 😔
[–]HTXbuay 164 points 12 hours ago
In retrospect it seems Ronaldo and Madrid both won financially and in no other way
回过头来看，貌似C罗和皇马除了经济上双赢之外再无益处
[–]glycerethe 186 points 13 hours ago*
I don't get why CR didn't just make a run and let Sandro feed him, poor Sandro was just standing where he was, almost like with his hands up.
OP trying to get Sandro killed with the title lol
我不明白，为什么C罗不去跑位然后让桑德罗给他喂球呢？可怜的桑德罗只是站在原地而已，就差举起双手了。
楼主起这个帖子标题是想杀了桑德罗吗
[–]【绍森德联】crackle4days 143 points 13 hours ago
Or maybe Sandro should be making a run instead of standing about doing nothing?
又或者，也许桑德罗才该去跑位，而不是傻站在原地屁事不干？
[–]audiohere 46 points 9 hours ago
Pirlo: Stop those Portuguese! Alexandro: Hold my beer !
皮尔洛：给我拦住那些葡萄牙人！ 桑德罗：擎好儿吧您呐！
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ON： 1/8决赛首回合 波尔图 2-1 尤文图斯
[–]【尤文图斯】WW_Jones 554 points 13 hours ago
Pen or not, 2:1 is a gift given out horrendous performance
无论最后是不是点球，今天踢成这熊样还能拿个2:1回家已经赚了
[–]【尤文图斯】AleDelPiero10 234 points 13 hours ago
Why the fuck was bentancur on the field for 90 minutes? Or at all?
本坦库尔这货是怎么能打满90分钟的？或者说隐身了90分钟？
[–]【立陶宛】jv17fortheW 116 points 13 hours ago
it is either Bentancur or Bernardeschi - one of them have to play
要么是本坦库尔，要么是贝尔纳代斯基——这俩里总得上一个
[–]【尤文图斯】JMartin_21 82 points 13 hours ago
The sad thing is, Bentancur looks a a world-class player compared to Bernardeschi
悲催的是，跟贝尔纳代斯基一比，本坦库尔简直就是世界级球员了
[–]【波特兰伐木者】Charlie_Wax 62 points 13 hours ago
Damn, is Bernardeschi that bad?
I thought he looked promising at Fiorentina.
Don't really watch much Serie A though.
我去，贝尔纳代斯基那么不堪吗？
他在佛罗伦萨效力时看起来满有前途的。
当然，我意甲确实看的不多。
[–]【立陶宛】jv17fortheW 42 points 13 hours ago
It seems that he lost his confidence 2 seasons ago
他大概在两个赛季之前就丧失自信了
[–]【尤文图斯】Nizbizkit 19 points 13 hours ago
Arthur is injured
（为什么本坦库尔打满90分钟？）因为阿图尔受伤了
[–]【尤文图斯】Sean-Benn_Must-die 39 points 13 hours ago
If I see berna or bentancur in the next starting 11 i am gonna send Pirlo a very informal tweet.
如果下场再让我看见本坦或贝尔纳首发，那我就要在推特上给皮尔洛写点东西了
[–]【尤文图斯】fonkeh 12 points 11 hours ago
Start writing
要不你先写着吧
[–]【皇马】kuggan 136 points 13 hours ago
Bentancur can't be a starter midfielder at Juve, he's decent but that's it, always fucks up when it matters the most
本坦库尔没法胜任尤文的首发中场，他水平过得去但也仅此而已，而且总在关键场次拉胯
[–]【尤文图斯】Handyman2116 92 points 13 hours ago
He wouldn't start for Porto, he wouldn't start for half the teams in Serie A.
哪怕在波尔图队也轮不到他首发啊，意甲有一半的队伍不会挑他进首发阵容
[–]【巴萨】cule420 30 points 13 hours ago
I’m just curious but wasn’t he good last season? I heard a lot of praise from juve fans.
纯好奇，他上赛季不是发挥挺好的吗？我听不少蒂尼还表扬他来着。
[–]【尤文图斯】Handyman2116 61 points 13 hours ago
He was mediocre out of a bad bunch. I've seen enough of Bentancur day in day out. He's so inconsistent and is still playing like an inexperienced player even though he's been a starter the last two years. He hasn't gotten stronger, he plays stupid passes like the one we saw today literally twice in every game. I'm fucking sick if this guy
嗐，矮子里面拔将军嘛。我已经看够本坦日常打卡上下班了。他的发挥太不稳定了，即便已经在过去两个赛季坐稳了主力，他仍然踢得像个球场初哥似的。他根本没有变强，他每场比赛都会传出两脚像今天这样愚蠢的传球。我受够这家伙了。
[–]【国际米兰】TheUltimateScotsman 32 points 13 hours ago
I've never seen a player play so many stupid passes as Bentacur has. Insane that in so short a time, Juventus' midfield has gone from being it's biggest strength to most crippling weakness
我反正没见过哪个球员像本坦库尔这样传出过如此多的傻缺球。尤文图斯的中场从他们最强的力量变成最致命的七寸，衰变得如此之快简直令人震惊。
[–]【波尔图】azulebranco77 315 points 13 hours ago
good match from us, shame we didn't capitalize on the few ocasions we had to make it 3-0
我们今天吃了回冰淇淋，只可惜错过了好几次把比分扩大为3-0的机会
[–]【AC米兰】GianniRivera10 167 points 13 hours ago
We need to fight with a knife between our teeth and score at least once in Turin and we're have big chances of going through.
Vamos com tudo, Dragões.
我们必须血战到底，去都灵客场最少打进一球，晋级的希望还挺大的。
前进吧，巨龙军团。
[–]【波尔图】Aiorosbot[🍰] 71 points 12 hours ago
all juventus needs is a 1-0, i'm afraid we suffer an early goal and it all goes downhill, but if we score the 1st goal i think we can do it
SC had a good tactic but it doesn't really work past the 1st hour from player fatigue, in a proper country the game vs gil vicente would probably be postponed but hey, this is portugal, here they just wanna screw us around and hope for us to bring some more points to the country coef regardless
also alex sandro / danilo duo is just monstruous, such a solid pair of LDs, but after danilo was booked a very viable tactic could be start luis diaz and have corona play in the middle cutting to the left to overwhelm their sub right defender
尤文回到主场只需要1-0即可，我担心万一我们过早失球的话就会一泻千里，但要是我们先进球的话，那就应该能过关了。
孔塞桑教练的战术布置得挺好，但随着球员体力下降，他的战术在60分钟之后就不灵光了。在某些更人性化的国家，跟维琴特队这样的比赛多半就会被顺延，但我们毕竟是在葡萄牙嘛，人们才不会管我们呢，只会把我们当作为国挣分的机器。
另外，对方的桑德罗/达尼洛组合简直猛的一比，是一对牢固难破的清球后卫，但既然现在达尼洛吃牌停赛，一个非常可行的战术就是让路易斯-迪亚兹首发，把科罗纳挪去中路，碾压他们的替补右后卫并从左路切入禁区。
[–]Sindinho8 534 points 13 hours ago
Juventus really bought ronaldo to win the champions league then surrounded him with shit
尤文图斯为了夺欧冠买来C罗，然后真就围绕他建了一支大翔队
[–]【利物浦】SalahManeFirmino 286 points 12 hours ago
They bought him to raise their profits and increase exposure for their club.
他们是买他来提高收益的，还能增加俱乐部的曝光度。
[–]【曼联】twersx 122 points 12 hours ago
Winning the champions League without Ronaldo would be better for their brand than having Ronaldo get knocked out in QFs every year
对他们俱乐部的品牌来说，在没有C罗的情况下赢下欧冠，难道不比坐拥C罗却年年倒在四分之一决赛更亮眼吗？
[–]【尤文图斯】b4ldheed 90 points 12 hours ago
We didn't buy Ronaldo to win shit lmao. We bought him for marketing
哈哈哈我妇买C罗才不是为了夺冠啥的。我们买他就是看中他的市场价值。
[–]ponkzy 153 points 12 hours ago
gonna be real interesting when he leaves and your most marketable player is weston mckennie
那等C罗离开后，你们队中最有市场价值的球员就属麦肯尼了，想想就有意思
[–]【切尔西】Zaxtas 659 points 13 hours ago
Spaghetti Lampard on the ropes
意大利兰帕德已坐上火山口
[–]Forsaken-Kiwi-7362 93 points 12 hours ago
Ridiculous he hasnt even been criticised at least as much as lampard. Pirlos Juve has been atrocious.
皮尔洛居然没像兰帕德一样被笔诛口伐就离谱。他执教的尤文简直糟透了。
[–]【曼联】twersx 69 points 12 hours ago
Imagine taking over a 9 in a row squad with one of the greatest players of all time and being this far off the pace.
接手一支九连冠阵容的球队，坐拥史上最佳球员之一，现在却掉队如此之远，你琢磨琢磨。
[–]Touro_de_Goa 199 points 12 hours ago
Nah. At least Lampard had a year with Derby County, this guy was drinking wine and partying while Lampard was coaching in the championship.
Awful, awful coach. Summer cant arrive soon enough so Ronaldo finally leaves
这类比不妥。兰帕德好歹在德比郡带了一年，人家率队打英冠时，皮大师还在饮酒寻欢呢。
他当教练真是逊毙了。C罗怕不是一等到夏窗就要走人。
[–]【皇马】vivekwap4 176 points 13 hours ago
Ronaldo has them exactly where he likes it
一切都按照C罗最喜欢的剧本在发展
[–]【皇马】speedycar1 109 points 12 hours ago
Chiesa goal ruined it
然而小基耶萨的进球破坏了队形
[–]【AC米兰】Sad2BeHappy 111 points 12 hours ago
Exactly lol, the stage was set for a CR7 hatrick in the second leg. Now everything is up in the air again.
哈哈哈确实，本来后续剧情都写好了，次回合C罗再演帽子戏法。现在一切又都悬而未决了。
[–]【尤文图斯】mariyan1111 46 points 12 hours ago
Bold of you to assume we won't concede in the second leg.
朋友你胆儿够肥的啊，居然假定我们次回合能不丢球。
[–]【AC米兰】Sad2BeHappy 12 points 12 hours ago
Nah, I feel like you guys will learn from this and not give up cheap goals in the return leg.
不是啦，我寻思你们今晚过后总能汲取点教训，回到主场不会再这么轻易丢球嘛。
[–]【尤文图斯】ADP10 54 points 12 hours ago*
Thought so too until 11 seconds into the second half...
我之前也这么想的，直到下半时开场11秒……
[–]【曼联】PoppinKREAM 57 points 13 hours ago
How is that not a penalty?! Ronaldo was taken out by the defender and the ref decided to blow the whistle for full time.
最后那下居然不判点球？！C罗都已经被防守球员放倒了，而裁判却决定吹响终场哨。
[–]【曼联】Bhasito 14 points 12 hours ago
It was weird af. Looked like he blew for VAR then went all the way lmao
就尼玛扯淡。表面上看起来他是吹停去看VAR，结果居然就这么退场了，笑死个先人
[–]【皇马】HokiesforTSwift 33 points 13 hours ago
Regardless of whether it should have been called or not that chop touch he did was out of this world from a full sprint
不管该不该吹点球，C罗在全速冲刺后还能来那么一个脚跟磕球真是厉害
[–]【皇马】FortuneorBrave 68 points 13 hours ago
ref literally stopped play to check for var then he was like you know what it's time to go home. LOOOL
裁判先是吹停比赛去进行VAR确认，然后他就像是“到点了啊。下班不积极，思想有问题”。哈哈哈
REPLAY：60' 桑德罗阻挡C罗带球
[–]【皇马】xdonvanx 741 points 17 hours ago
Juventus summed up
尤 文 图 斯 现 状
[–]【葡萄牙体育】WalterHenderson 2103 points 17 hours ago
Alex Sandro misses playing for Porto, official.
官方消息，桑德罗念起了为波尔图效力的旧情。
[–]【热刺】ZionEmbiid 457 points 17 hours ago
I thought he was just amazed at Ronaldo's dribblin skills, and forgot that he was also playing. Bout what I would have done in the same situation.
我觉得他只是陶醉于C罗的运球技术罢了，忘了自己也是比赛的一员。换了我在场肯定也是这个样子。
[–]【切尔西】BrutalHoe 1452 points 17 hours ago
Superior defending
卓越的防守
[–]【利物浦】_cumblast_ 576 points 17 hours ago
His positioning and anticipation is simply world class.
他的选位和预判堪称世界级。
[–]RajaBell19 95 points 17 hours ago
He did nothing wrong, he though Ronaldo would leave the ball for him
他没做错什么，他以为C罗会把球留给他呢
[–]【曼联】Rafiq07 127 points 15 hours ago
That's his mistake right there - Ronaldo leaves the ball for no one
这就是他的错误之处——C罗从来不会把球留给任何人
[–]【波尔图】The_Goat_Charmer 143 points 17 hours ago
He used to play for us in this stadium, so you can see where his confusion comes from.
他以前就在这座球场为我们踢球，所以你可以理解他为何一时迷茫。
[–]EGDragul 70 points 12 hours ago
Once a Porto player...
一日巨龙……
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Blue_Euphoria 36 points 11 hours ago
Always a Porto player.
一生巨龙……
[–]【利物浦】TrentAlexanderArnold 4646 points 13 hours ago2
If Pirlo had any legit managerial credentials he'd instruct Sandro not to block Ronaldo lmao the absolute fool
但凡皮尔洛拿过任何一张正规教练资格证，他就该指导桑德罗不要阻挡C罗。这正蠢材，嘿嘿
[–]HistoricalCoconut2 1478 points 13 hours ago
Imagine reading this and not detecting the sarcasm
读完上面这句居然都没察觉到层主并没加狗头
[–]【曼联】ickypedia 239 points 13 hours ago
/s seems to be so widespread on reddit, and you never know how clueless someone might be, lol
这年头随便写点啥都得带上狗头，毕竟总有些人理解能力欠费的
[–]【巴萨】dennispatino13 254 points 12 hours ago
Honestly at this point if someone can’t tell such obvious sarcasm, then we can only hope natural selection runs its course on them.
说真的，就现在这情形还读不出讽刺意味的话，那还是物竞天择由得某些人被淘汰掉吧
[–]【曼城】thedeatheater1410 1047 points 13 hours ago
Would have been great if Ronaldo nutmegged him and went ahead
要是C罗穿裆过掉他继续突破就帅了
[–]Lazy_ML 339 points 12 hours ago
It actually looks like Sandro was just focused on not gettin nutmegged. It kind of reminded me of how I used to act around this one dude that used to nutmeg everyone all the time lol.
桑德罗看起来还真就是把注意力集中在不被穿裆上了。这倒让我想起每次被这样的家伙穿裆时自己是个啥反应。
[–]【曼联】Roxas1711 19 points 9 hours ago
Lmaooo Ik the feels. I can see flashbacks
哈哈哈我懂你的感受。有画面了
[–]【曼联】ArvasuK 11 points 4 hours ago
I sometimes do this if I’m defending 1v1 against someone who’s very good at dribbling lol, it’s fine if the ball goes in, but he isn’t boutta nutmeg me in front of my mates
1对1防守那些带球很好的家伙时，我有时也会这么做，盘过我无所谓，但要是想当着我队友的面穿我的裆，对不起没门儿。
[–]【本菲卡】jpff99 1437 points 13 hours ago
LOL these guys are so fucking bad Holy shit
噗哈哈哈，这帮人踢的是个啥咪碗糕
[–]【阿森纳】kaden_dd 922 points 13 hours ago
They are playing for the 3-2 from Ronaldo in the second leg at this point
人家这是在为第二回合C罗天神下凡逆转个3-2做铺垫呢
[–]CowardGurkha 302 points 13 hours ago
hattrick with a freekick
帽子戏法，包括一个任意球
[–]KroopBlu 121 points 13 hours ago*
Pen*
Edit: What Lang said
包括一个点球
编辑：就按楼下那兄弟说的办
[–]【达伽马】lang12 192 points 13 hours ago
Freekick, pen and header
任意球，点球以及头球
[–]【皇马】alien_degenerate 28 points 12 hours ago
Good enough
妥了
[–]【皇马】hufusa 191 points 13 hours ago
My guy left Madrid for this 😔
咱总裁离了马德里就为这 😔
[–]HTXbuay 164 points 12 hours ago
In retrospect it seems Ronaldo and Madrid both won financially and in no other way
回过头来看，貌似C罗和皇马除了经济上双赢之外再无益处
[–]glycerethe 186 points 13 hours ago*
I don't get why CR didn't just make a run and let Sandro feed him, poor Sandro was just standing where he was, almost like with his hands up.
OP trying to get Sandro killed with the title lol
我不明白，为什么C罗不去跑位然后让桑德罗给他喂球呢？可怜的桑德罗只是站在原地而已，就差举起双手了。
楼主起这个帖子标题是想杀了桑德罗吗
[–]【绍森德联】crackle4days 143 points 13 hours ago
Or maybe Sandro should be making a run instead of standing about doing nothing?
又或者，也许桑德罗才该去跑位，而不是傻站在原地屁事不干？
[–]audiohere 46 points 9 hours ago
Pirlo: Stop those Portuguese! Alexandro: Hold my beer !
皮尔洛：给我拦住那些葡萄牙人！ 桑德罗：擎好儿吧您呐！
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