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ON：欧冠1/4决赛 巴塞罗那2-8 拜仁慕尼黑 后者晋级
[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 3947 points 6 hours ago
A player you sent out on loan scores 2 against you in an 8-2 defeat
That's got to hurt
你租借给对手的球员在一场8-2的屠杀中亲手捅了你两刀
多么痛的领悟
[–]long2sniper 1192 points 6 hours ago
And an assist too lol
顺便还刷了个助攻哈哈哈
[–]【德国】FuneralWithAnR 505 points 7 hours ago
Within what? 5-10 mins?
两球一助用了多久？好像也才5-10分钟？
[–]【利物浦】theenigmacode 1406 points 6 hours ago
A €160m player no less
不愧是身价1.6亿欧的男人
[–]【曼城】codespyder 437 points 6 hours ago
The pain just doesn’t end for them
伤口撒盐不可取
[–]Hail2daChief 3253 points 6 hours ago
THis barca team has been dying to be put out its misery for about 2 years now but I thought it would be a slow death. This is almost a mercy from Bayern.
这支巴萨两年来一直渴望能从自己的苦难中解脱，但我总觉得是钝刀子割肉。拜仁今天算是给了他们一个痛快。
[–]【莫亨巴根】5tunter 716 points 6 hours ago
I'd say this is better, no way in hell were we gonna win the UCL. Now atleast the board will get a lot of shit.
我认为这样更好，反正我们欧冠也没戏。现在最起码能让董事会出来背锅了。
[–]【皇马】spareMe-please 313 points 6 hours ago
No way board will take the blame, Satien will be sack and same thing continue.
董事会背锅是不可能背锅的，这辈子都不可能背锅的。接下来无非就是炒掉塞蒂恩，然后一切涛声依旧。
[–]【科克城】michaelirishred 1300 points 6 hours ago
Barca lose to Roma 3-0: "it can't be worse next year"
Barca lose to Liverpool 4-0: "ok it really can't be fucking worse next year"
....
巴萨被罗马打个3-0：“明年不会更糟了”
巴萨被利物浦打个4-0：“行吧明年肯定不会更糟了”
……
[–]Dave_Tribbiani 464 points 5 hours ago*
But surely it can't be worse next year now?
Right?
但现在来说，明年确实不会更糟了吧？
不是吗？
[–]【曼联】DougieWR 886 points 5 hours ago
things 10-2 get worse before they get better
十二更糟，时而更好
[–]TheGuineaPig21 4873 points 6 hours ago
Some "peak Barcelona" moments this match:
--Busquets being unable to chase down anyone in midfield
--Dinging around one-touch passes in their own box down 5-2, and almost giving away a goal
--Suarez faking injuries down 7-2
Looks really ugly for them, they seemed exhausted for the tenth minute on. Luckily they've got young guys like Pjanic coming in
本场比赛中巴萨的“巅峰时刻”：
--布斯克茨在中场角逐中始终处于下风
--2-5落后时，仍然坚持在本方禁区来回一脚传递，还险些送了大礼
--2-7落后时，苏亚雷斯诈伤
观感太差了，感觉他们像是从第十分钟开始就精疲力尽了似的。幸好下赛季有像皮亚尼奇这样的小年轻来投。
[–]【拜仁】JuggerClutch 1409 points 6 hours ago
Suarez faked an injury so they don’t concede more I‘m 100% certain of that
苏亚雷斯诈伤是为了让己队少丢几个，我早看穿了
[–]【波兰】TheTrotters 435 points 6 hours ago*
I remember a U19 Finland-Colombia game from over a decade ago. One team was losing 1-9 and it started wasting time to avoid conceding 10. Who would have thought Barcelona would do the same one day.
我记得曾经有一场大翔队和恒太队的比赛。大翔队0-9落后，然后就各种拖延时间避免丢球达到两位数。没想到啊没想到，你巴塞罗那这浓眉大眼的球队也来这一出了。
[–]【巴萨】originaltrident 1511 points 6 hours ago
Young guys like Pjanic
Lmao
像皮亚尼奇这样的小年轻
笑得我一拳砸在墙上掏了个壁橱
[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 532 points 6 hours ago
I don’t know why they insist with Busquests at the base when him and De Jong just don’t really click together. I think they’ve got to give De Jong the reigns more
我不明白为什么他们还要坚持围绕布斯克茨搭配中场，他和德容明明就不太合拍。我觉得他们是时候把中场大权交给德容了。
[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 5272 points 6 hours ago
Can Barca board sack themselves?
--Terrible results
--Shocking transfers
--Boring football
--Academy in shambles
--Garbage managerial appointments
巴萨董事会可以自己下课吗？
--战绩惨不忍睹
--转会令人震惊
--球风日渐无聊
--青训一团乱麻
--选帅堪比垃圾
[–]frenchgal 3302 points 6 hours ago
300M on the bench in 3 players. Arguably the worst of those transfers got 2 goals and an assist AGAINST them lmao
板凳上还坐着总价高达3亿的3名替补球员。而称得上是这些糟糕转会中最糟糕的那一个，今天却作为对手刷出两球一助。笑死我了。
[–]【切尔西】aloobatata 1613 points 6 hours ago
I feel happy for Coutinho. Good for him! Telling the Barcelona board to suck it
我为库蒂尼奥感到高兴。干得不错！现场打脸巴萨董事会。
[–]【利物浦】MikeHiGrim 677 points 6 hours ago
Yeah I'm actually quite glad he got to show the world he still has plenty of talent
是啊，看到他向全世界展示自己依然富有天赋，我还是挺欣慰的
[–]【格雷米奥】Carnout 410 points 6 hours ago
lmao de Jong should've stayed at Ajax
哈哈哈，德容本该留在阿贾克斯的。
[–]【巴萨】Former-Roman 1211 points 6 hours ago
Setien will be fired, but this isn't his shitshow
塞蒂恩一定会被炒鱿鱼，但这烂摊子不是他摆的。
[–]mejhlijj 588 points 6 hours ago
That won't fix any problems until the old guard and bartomeu get the fuck out of this club
这解决不了任何问题，除非那些卫道士和巴托梅乌滚出俱乐部
[–]【皇马】flae99 1303 points 6 hours ago
A club of this magnitude losing bloody 8-2 in the biggest stage of club football with arguably the greatest footballer of all time is nothing short of a complete and utter embarrassment.
Forget making a mockery of themselves, they embarrassed the whole bloody league today - how is this bloody awful performance one of the best La Liga has to offer? Even our awful showing was nowhere close. I should get a refund on my time for having to watch this bloody circus.
The socios should be calling a vote of no confidence immediately. Anything less is a failure on their part too.
There is rotten hubris in this club all the way from the board down to the very bottom and pretty much everyone shares some blame in letting it get even close to this shambolic. Clubs do not just bounce back when you continue to make terrible decision after terrible decision.
The post-Messi outlook continues to worsen.
Anyways, Barça in crisis further yay!! 🎉🎉 time to celebrate!!
这样的豪门球队，坐拥可能是史上最佳的球员，却在最高级别的俱乐部赛事中被打出8-2这样的惨案，实在是彻头彻尾的尴尬。
拿他们找乐先搁一边，他们让整个联赛都尴尬万分——西甲最佳球队之一怎么会踢出如此不堪的表现？就算我们踢得稀烂的时候也远没有这么烂。浪费时间看这该死的马戏团表演，我真该申请退款。
俱乐部会员应该立即提起不信任投票。否则这也算是他们本身的失败。
这家俱乐部上至董事会下至最基层都弥漫着腐朽的傲慢气息，对于如今的混乱局面每个人都有责任。当你总是接连做出糟糕决定时，俱乐部又何来反弹？
后梅西时代的前景可能会继续恶化。
无论怎样，巴萨的未来危机重重耶！！🎉🎉开香槟啦！！
[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 243 points 6 hours ago
They just need a full system wipe
他们需要一次由上至下的肃清整顿了
[–]Chewie_98 6000 points 6 hours ago
"Tomorrow Bayern don't play against a Bundesliga team, they play against Barca"
Biggest amount of goals scored by Bayern in one match against a Bundesliga team this season : 6
“明天拜仁面对的可不是德甲球队，他们对阵的是巴萨”
（译注：巴萨中场比达尔赛前言论）
本赛季拜仁在单场比赛中对德甲球队的最大进球数：6个
[–]【霍芬海姆】sloBrodanChillosevic 1073 points 6 hours ago*
I sincerely doubt any Bundesliga defender looked as bad against Bayern as Semedo did. Holy fuck, what a nightmare.
Edit: 7(!!!) goals built from the left side (I'm counting the first one, that doesn't happen if Persic doesn't roast Semedo in the first place).
我诚心诚意请教，德甲有没有像今晚的塞梅多这么烂的防守球员？我尼玛，简直就是噩梦本梦。
编辑：足足有7（！！！）个进球是从塞梅多把守的左路发起的（我把第一球算进去了，如果塞梅多一开始没有被佩里西奇蹂躏的话，本来进不了那个球的）
[–]【克拉拉爆破手】retiredalavalathi 401 points 6 hours ago
Not just Semedo, their entire defense line was a joke today. Even Pique was more of a spectator than a player. Wonder how they finished 2nd in the league.
不止是塞梅多，他们整个防线今晚都是个笑话。甚至连皮克看上去也像个VIP观众。他们在西甲是怎么拿到亚军的啊。
[–]【利物浦】ewan57 1467 points 6 hours ago
Wow, even Arsenal wasn’t as bad
哇噢，即便是阿森纳也没烂到这地步嘛
[–]【阿森纳】GracefulGooner 396 points 6 hours ago
Yeah! When we lost 10-2 it was at least over two legs!
说的对！我们当年输拜仁10-2，但那好歹是两回合的总比分！
[–]Maladict26 1244 points 6 hours ago
People ripping Chelsea for only conceding 4 to them the other day. Chelsea fans rightfully happy it was only 4
切尔西也才被拜仁进了4个而已，前些天居然还有人拿这取笑他车。车迷因为仅丢4球而高兴有什么不对。
[–]Andy-Is-Hot 478 points 6 hours ago
Kepa>>>>MATS
Might as well swap
凯帕>>>>特尔施特根
不如来一波互换？
[–]【切尔西】omnipotentmonkey 275 points 6 hours ago
Right? I was pointing this out repeatedly, this Bayern side are terrifying.
是吧？我都说过好多次了，拜仁这些家伙太吓人了
[–]Maladict26 285 points 6 hours ago
The commentator saying City wouldn’t be scared. Bayern then go on to score 3 more
City should be terrified
本场解说员刚说完曼城不会怕拜仁。然后拜仁就追加了3球。
曼城应该多备一条裤子。
[–]【西雅图海湾人】King_Butterbean 3714 points 6 hours ago
Comunicado Oficial: Entire Barcelona squad retires from football
官宣：巴塞罗那全体将士告别足坛
[–]【曼联】fuzz11 3115 points 6 hours ago& 4 more
Both teams wore masks and remained six goals apart from each other. They should be fine.
两支球队都戴了口罩并且彼此保持6个球的距离。防疫工作很到位。
[–]【利物浦】Jobya 265 points 6 hours ago
And Barcas defense was really thoughtful and kept a good distance from Bayerns attack as well! I love fairplay
而且巴萨的防守球员真的够体贴，他们和拜仁的进攻球员同样保持了安全的距离！公平竞赛人人爱
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 425 points 6 hours ago
Like a user once said, “Playing against this Bayern team will unlock a lot of unwanted records for you.”
就像曾经有位jr说过的，“碰上这样一支拜仁，会解锁许多你自己并不情愿解锁的纪录。”
[–]【切尔西】Lennon__McCartney 51 points 6 hours ago
Can confirm
没毛病
[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 523 points 6 hours ago
Vidal - we are not a bundesliga team
Yeah well, you're worse
比达尔：我们不是德甲球队
是啊，你们更差
[–]【利物浦】soccertes 1347 points 6 hours ago
Barcelona paid Liverpool to have Coutinho come and do this lmao
巴塞罗那砸大钱从我军带走库鸟，结果就为了今天，我特么笑死
[–]【霍芬海姆】SynchronizingGuns_19 288 points 6 hours ago
Unironically Coutinho gets the last laugh this year.
库鸟今年还真就笑到了最后。
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 3913 points 6 hours ago
I know the scoreline isn't 7-1, but this game is so reminiscent of Germany vs Brazil, just pure domination from Bayern, the only difference is that Bayern never left their foot off the gas in the second half.
我知道比分不是7-1，但这场比赛太有德国vs巴西那场的味道了，拜仁完全统治了比赛，唯一的区别就是拜仁在下半场就没想过松油门。
[–]【曼联】Saf94 1113 points 6 hours ago
Bayern be like, who needs 2 legs we can get a 2 legged score in one game
拜仁那意思像是：谁还需要打两回合啊，我们一回合就给你搞个两回合的比分
[–]【克拉拉爆破手】retiredalavalathi 280 points 6 hours ago
I can't even imagine what the final score would have been with 2 legs.
如果真按两回合比赛的话，简直不敢想象最终比分会是多少。
[–]【伊朗】2sinkz 316 points 6 hours ago
16-4
[–]【帕尔梅拉斯】rafitoxD 1144 points 6 hours ago
Yes, the germans wanted the brazilians to support them in the final. They'd let it finish 5-0, but the guys that were subbed in didn't care lol
对，德国人当时还是希望巴西人能在决赛里支持他们的。他们本想在5-0就收手，但替补上来那帮家伙根本就没当回事
[–]【韩国】HyunL 979 points 6 hours ago
schürrle especially was like "nah fuck you guys i want 10"
尤其是许尔勒那哥们“去特么的，老子要凑满10个”
[–]【切尔西】AllBluePirate 673 points 6 hours ago
That was Coutinho this game
和今天这场的库蒂尼奥一毛一样
[–]johnz0n 891 points 5 hours ago
Müller on german live TV: "Can't really compare it to Brazil (7-1) because back then we didn't control the opponent like today (against Barca)." that burn lmao
穆勒在德国电视直播连线时说：“实际上并不能将这场比赛同德国7-1巴西的那场球相提并论，因为当年我们并没有像今天对巴萨这样掌控对手。”这孜然撒得啧啧啧
[–]Quantumbe 118 points 5 hours ago
Lmao savage
哈哈哈，杀人诛心
[–]【曼联】wilyacalmdown 2630 points 6 hours ago*2
The moment Alaba scored the own goal, and himself and Neuer just laughed about it, you knew Barca were getting whooped
当阿拉巴打进乌龙球、而他和诺伊尔都笑了的时候，你就知道巴萨今晚要遭殃了
[–]【拜仁】grog23 807 points 6 hours ago
Yeah the first goal came so easily from Müller that I wasn’t even concerned after the og
是啊，第一个球穆勒进得太轻松了，以至于丢了个乌龙我都没慌过。
[–]【热刺】YoungDan23 403 points 5 hours ago
Just a reminder for the rest of Europe ... this Bayern team is going to be around for a loooooong time. And they're adding Sane to the mix next season.
Davies - 19
Sule, Gnabry, Sane, Hernandez, Pavard - 24
Kimmich, Goretzka - 25
Tolisso - 26
Alaba - 28
给欧洲其余球队提个醒…这支拜仁会在很长一段时间里让人头疼。而且下赛季他们还多了一个萨内。
戴维斯-19岁
聚勒、格纳布里、萨内、埃尔南德斯、帕瓦尔-24岁
基米希、格雷茨卡-25岁
托利索-26岁
阿拉巴-28岁
[–]【巴萨】kaiko1 1277 points 6 hours ago
:(
[–]【曼联】Minimalsmith 572 points 6 hours ago
Innit man how u alive
不是吧老哥，你居然还活着
[–]【朝鲜】KimmyBoiUn 186 points 6 hours ago
I'd avoid this sub for a while if I was you...
我要是你的话，我肯定不会点进这个帖子来…
[–]【利物浦】creative_penguin 321 points 6 hours ago
Chin up lad, there’s always the second leg
抬起头来伙计，还有第二回合呢
[–]anothershawn 56 points 6 hours ago
Barca is lucky there isn't one actually lol
其实吧，没有第二回合是巴萨走运才对
[–]【阿森纳】db19bob 102 points 5 hours ago
Finally, 10 years later, a more embarrassing 8-2
10年啦，终于有一场更尴尬的8-2啦
[–]sidaeinjae 626 points 6 hours ago
This is the first time in 13 years that there isn't a La Liga team in the CL semifinals. End of an era.
这是13年来首次出现欧冠半决赛没有西甲球队的局面。一个时代的落幕。
REPLAY: 88' 库蒂尼奥进球锁定比分
[–]thisismyaltaccount87 8304 points 6 hours ago
comunicado oficial
官方宣布
[–]BadIdea-21 4124 points 6 hours ago
Barcelona FC retires from football.
巴塞罗那足球俱乐部即日起正式解散。
[–]【弗拉门戈】jeandanjou 1878 points 5 hours ago
Ya know, now there is genuinely a new way of saying how badly a team was destroyed. 'I 8-2 be the bearer of bad news'
如何形容一支球队被摧残得够呛？“爸比儿惨！”
[–]【格拉斯格流浪者】falling_sideways 541 points 5 hours ago
I 8-2 be the bearer of bad news but Manchester United started that meme nearly a decade ago.
爸比儿惨这事儿，差不多十年前就由曼联开了先例了
[–]【利物浦】creative_penguin 414 points 6 hours ago
You all shit on Barca now, just wait for the second leg
别看现在笑得欢，第二回合拉清单
[–]【切尔西】like_my_likes[🍰] 214 points 6 hours ago
yeh they will concede only 7.
对对，他们次回合只会丢7个。
[–]【埃因霍温】petertel123 139 points 6 hours ago
Espanyol best team in Barcelona confirmed.
巴塞罗那市最强球队牌匾已改成流动红旗并转交西班牙人。
[–]【曼城】Manc_Twat 577 points 6 hours ago
Hey Lyon. Don’t worry about tomorrow. You can play Bayern in the semis.
这不里昂小老弟儿吗。明天比赛没事儿，我溜达。拜仁我好大哥就交给你了，完我先走。
[–]【马竞】thepantmeister 8720 points 6 hours ago
Thanks to Barcelona, Atleti banter era on Twitter just lasted for 20 hours.
多亏了巴萨，推特上嘲讽马竞出局的潮流只持续了20个小时。
[–]【切尔西】aacod15 4227 points 6 hours ago
Probably the worst outcome for Barca. Lost 8-2 and their record transfer just scored a brace against them
对巴萨来说这也许是最坏的结果了。8-2惨败，创纪录转会费买来的球员还对东家梅开二度。
[–]【法兰克福】afito 2179 points 6 hours ago
Coutinho with 2 goals while all of Barca scored one, that's rough.
库蒂尼奥斩获两球，而巴萨全队才打进一个，大写的难堪。
[–]【热刺】dprophet32 908 points 5 hours ago
And an assist
他还有一次助攻
[–]grumpy_bumpy 335 points 5 hours ago
Tbh barca will claim an assist in the own goal
老实说，巴萨搞不好会提出拜仁乌龙那球的助攻该算到巴萨这边
[–]【斯图加特】hardinho 616 points 6 hours ago
It’s actually great, because this is the only way the can get rid of Bartomeu. And if not their time is basically over for the next 5-10 years
这结果其实很棒啊，因为这是让巴托梅乌滚蛋的唯一办法。如若不然，属于巴萨的时代在5-10年内基本就会成为历史。
[–]swat1611 1006 points 6 hours ago
We move on from Oblak to Vidal. This Barcelona side is worse than a bundesliga team.
昨天奥布拉克倒霉，今天轮到比达尔了。这样一支巴萨比德甲球队还要糟。
[–]【热刺】Snoo83110 543 points 6 hours ago
German farmers > Spanish farmers
德国农民>西班牙农民
[–]【特兰米尔流浪者】daviesjj10 358 points 6 hours ago
is worse than a bundesliga team
Its worse than a ligue 1 team
比德甲球队还要糟。
比法甲球队还要糟。
[–]【国际米兰】long_shots7 396 points 6 hours ago
Ligue 1 has two teams left in UCL, mind you
嘴上留德，人家法甲现在可还有两支球队在欧冠里呢
[–]【多特蒙德】drckeberger 180 points 6 hours ago
I don't really get the Atleti banter though. Leipzig played pretty fucking well yesterday.
马竞出局有什么好嘲讽的。莱比锡红牛昨天踢得贼特么好了。
[–]mentelist 2607 points 6 hours ago
WTF! Barcelona paid 150 M € for Coutinho and he is scoring 7th and 8th goal against Barcelona hahaha
卧了个大槽！巴塞罗那花了1.5亿欧元签下库蒂尼奥，结果他今天对巴萨进了本场第7球和第8球哈哈哈
[–]【拜仁】simple-fire 653 points 5 hours ago
Life comes at you fast
人生就是如此无常
[–]【曼联】Homer_Sapiens 268 points 5 hours ago
This is such a 2020 thing to happen.
这确实像是2020年应该发生的事。
[–]【利物浦】Raigoku 3998 points 6 hours ago
I'm running out of stuff to say
前排留名，无奈词穷
[–]【曼城】codespyder 4014 points 6 hours ago
Try this:
Bayern have scored more goals against Barcelona in one game than they did against Chelsea in two.
惯你一回：
拜仁对巴萨一回合比赛里打进的球，比他们对切尔西两回合比赛里打进的球还多。
[–]cannibalnigge_ 2156 points 6 hours ago
As a Chelsea fan, this warms my heart
作为车迷，推选你入围感动蓝桥十大人物
[–]AlexJoshy 577 points 6 hours ago
Same. All my Barca friends were mocking me after Chelsea-Bayern. Let's just say it's damn quiet right now.
同感。切尔西对拜仁赛后，所有我那些巴萨球迷朋友都在嘲笑我。此时此刻，整个世界清静了。
[–]【巴萨】zoobydoobydo 167 points 6 hours ago
And they say Chelsea has the worst defense.
居然还有人说切尔西有着最烂的防线。
[–]【曼城】codespyder 450 points 6 hours ago
Chelsea does have the worst defense.
Barcelona have no defense.
切尔西确实有着最烂的防线。
巴塞罗那有个毛的防线。
[–]【拜仁】RetrowarriorD420 1081 points 6 hours ago
Barca should buy guys like Coutinho
巴萨应该签下像库蒂尼奥这样的球员嘛
[–]【美国】Indubitableak 81 points 2 hours ago
How much you reckon for
你对他估价多少？
[–]【曼联】N3K-MINNIT 99 points 2 hours ago
Probably around 150m
怎么也得1.5亿的样子吧
[–]【曼联】jayseff14 4888 points 6 hours ago
Are you joking lmao
这是开玩笑吧，我都笑到不行了
[–]【曼联】spriteshouter 1608 points 6 hours ago
Feel like I’m having a stroke what is going on
我感觉自己都快中风了，到底发生了什么
[–]【班加罗尔FC】anaamadeya 802 points 6 hours ago
I can only laugh so much in one night
我一晚上的笑量差不多也见底了
[–]【曼联】spriteshouter 285 points 6 hours ago
My dad and I have this mini tradition where we’ll hi-five each other after crazy goals
My hand hurts
我爹和我有个小小的传统仪式，只要出现疯狂的进球我们就相互击掌
现在我手疼
[–]【热刺】gazorg 144 points 6 hours ago
I came here to mock them for conceding 7 and then the 8th popped up before I had the chance
我是来嘲笑他们居然能丢7个球的，还没开嘲第8个就来了。
[–]【热刺】Evilcanary 4089 points 6 hours ago
Ha! Imagine giving up 8 to Bayern!
哈！想象一下被拜仁进8球是什么感觉！
[–]【拜仁】idkmuch01 1329 points 6 hours ago
My spurs supporting friend said this. "All i want is bayern to win 7-2" or better
我的刺迷朋友是这么说的。“我只求拜仁能赢个7-2”或者更多
（译注：小组赛阶段热刺曾在主场被拜仁打出7-2的比分）
[–]【热刺】The_Foreign_Pie 1336 points 6 hours ago
Never my club 💪💪💪
反正我的主队没尝过这滋味💪💪💪
[–]【皇马】kawalchugh 388 points 6 hours ago
Barcelona actually part of London now
巴塞罗那如今已是伦敦的一部分，望周知
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 3218 points 6 hours ago
COUTINHO OUT ON A MISSION TONIGHT, MANS ARE GONNA JUMP HIM ONCE HE GOES BACK TO BARCA
库蒂尼奥今晚有外勤任务，一旦他返回巴萨，同事们肯定会和他打成一片
[–]【利物浦】_longtimelistener 731 points 6 hours ago
He wants that Hattrick
他想要来个帽子戏法
[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 211 points 6 hours ago
HE SAYS FUCK YOU BARCA
这是他表达对巴萨亲切问候的方式
[–]【法兰克福】deniz619 420 points 6 hours ago
COUTINHO THE BRAZILIAN SCHÜRRLE
库蒂尼奥，人送外号巴西许尔勒
[–]【韩国】HyunL 4617 points 6 hours ago
Bayern: THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD IS MY FARMERS LEAGUE NOW BITCH
拜仁：整个世界对我来说都是农民联赛
[–]absolutevanilla 1399 points 6 hours ago
Scenes when Sane arrives
萨内再加盟的话，你琢磨琢磨
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 676 points 6 hours ago
My god Lewy doesn’t look like he’s gonna stop anytime soon.
我的天，莱万这状态起码还要火个三年
[–]【皇马】kawalchugh 401 points 6 hours ago
Champions League is bundesliga now
欧冠变德甲了
[–]【热刺】xaviernoodlebrain 1072 points 6 hours ago
How has us losing 7-2 become the second most embarrassing loss to Bayern in Europe this season ?
我们之前2-7的败北竟然在本赛季“拜仁受害者尴尬排行榜”上屈居第二？
[–]SoLe123456 290 points 5 hours ago
Because bayern have been absolutely phenomenal this season.
因为拜仁本赛季绝对是现象级的表现
[–]ChickenGamer199 149 points 3 hours ago
Everyone was ripping into Spurs early on, as though Spurs were trash. Turned out Bayern were absolute monsters...
and Spurs were trash
大伙群嘲热刺过早了，说得好像惨案只是因为热刺太垃圾似的。如今看来，其实是因为拜仁根本就是怪物……
而且热刺确实是垃圾
[–]【厄勒布鲁SK】Wwhhaattiiff 749 points 6 hours ago
Pjanic... what have you done with your career.
From Juve, to this...
皮亚尼奇…你这都啥职业生涯规划啊。
从尤文图斯，来这……
[–]【尤文图斯】Badass_Bunny 319 points 6 hours ago
You're saying that because Juve hasn't had a chance to get dismantled by Bayern. I doubt we'd have done better.
话别说太满，这也就是我妇没机会被拜仁教做人罢了。换了我们来踢估计也够呛。
[–]【里昂】MenkarFirstOfHisName 353 points 6 hours ago
You won't say the same thing when Lyon eliminates Bayern in the semis 😎
等到半决赛我们淘汰掉拜仁你就不会这么说了😎
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】TheFrenchPasta 103 points 6 hours ago
Imagine beating City and knowing you have to go against this Bayern after. Goddamn.
想想看，你千辛万苦过了曼城这一关，结果前面等着你的是拜仁。哔了狗了。
[–]【利物浦】Red_Brummy 286 points 6 hours ago
2015 / 2016 Barca 2 – 3 Atleti
2016 / 2017 Barca 0 – 3 Juve
2017 / 2018 Barca 4 – 4 Roma
2018 / 2019 Liverpool 4 – 3 Barca
2019 / 2020 Bayern 8 – 2 *Barca AND COUNTING
*£230million on the bench, with £120million loaned out to opposition who has scored two and assisted one.
2015 / 2016 巴萨 2 – 3 马竞
2016 / 2017 巴萨 0 – 3 尤文
2017 / 2018 巴萨 4 – 4 罗马
2018 / 2019 利物浦 4 – 3 巴萨
2019 / 2020 巴萨 8 – 2 *巴萨 即将完场
*价值2.3亿镑的豪华替补席，外加一名1.2亿镑身价却租借给对手刷出两球一助的球星。
往期传声筒
#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON：欧冠1/4决赛 巴塞罗那2-8 拜仁慕尼黑 后者晋级
[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 3947 points 6 hours ago
A player you sent out on loan scores 2 against you in an 8-2 defeat
That's got to hurt
你租借给对手的球员在一场8-2的屠杀中亲手捅了你两刀
多么痛的领悟
[–]long2sniper 1192 points 6 hours ago
And an assist too lol
顺便还刷了个助攻哈哈哈
[–]【德国】FuneralWithAnR 505 points 7 hours ago
Within what? 5-10 mins?
两球一助用了多久？好像也才5-10分钟？
[–]【利物浦】theenigmacode 1406 points 6 hours ago
A €160m player no less
不愧是身价1.6亿欧的男人
[–]【曼城】codespyder 437 points 6 hours ago
The pain just doesn’t end for them
伤口撒盐不可取
[–]Hail2daChief 3253 points 6 hours ago
THis barca team has been dying to be put out its misery for about 2 years now but I thought it would be a slow death. This is almost a mercy from Bayern.
这支巴萨两年来一直渴望能从自己的苦难中解脱，但我总觉得是钝刀子割肉。拜仁今天算是给了他们一个痛快。
[–]【莫亨巴根】5tunter 716 points 6 hours ago
I'd say this is better, no way in hell were we gonna win the UCL. Now atleast the board will get a lot of shit.
我认为这样更好，反正我们欧冠也没戏。现在最起码能让董事会出来背锅了。
[–]【皇马】spareMe-please 313 points 6 hours ago
No way board will take the blame, Satien will be sack and same thing continue.
董事会背锅是不可能背锅的，这辈子都不可能背锅的。接下来无非就是炒掉塞蒂恩，然后一切涛声依旧。
[–]【科克城】michaelirishred 1300 points 6 hours ago
Barca lose to Roma 3-0: "it can't be worse next year"
Barca lose to Liverpool 4-0: "ok it really can't be fucking worse next year"
....
巴萨被罗马打个3-0：“明年不会更糟了”
巴萨被利物浦打个4-0：“行吧明年肯定不会更糟了”
……
[–]Dave_Tribbiani 464 points 5 hours ago*
But surely it can't be worse next year now?
Right?
但现在来说，明年确实不会更糟了吧？
不是吗？
[–]【曼联】DougieWR 886 points 5 hours ago
things 10-2 get worse before they get better
十二更糟，时而更好
[–]TheGuineaPig21 4873 points 6 hours ago
Some "peak Barcelona" moments this match:
--Busquets being unable to chase down anyone in midfield
--Dinging around one-touch passes in their own box down 5-2, and almost giving away a goal
--Suarez faking injuries down 7-2
Looks really ugly for them, they seemed exhausted for the tenth minute on. Luckily they've got young guys like Pjanic coming in
本场比赛中巴萨的“巅峰时刻”：
--布斯克茨在中场角逐中始终处于下风
--2-5落后时，仍然坚持在本方禁区来回一脚传递，还险些送了大礼
--2-7落后时，苏亚雷斯诈伤
观感太差了，感觉他们像是从第十分钟开始就精疲力尽了似的。幸好下赛季有像皮亚尼奇这样的小年轻来投。
[–]【拜仁】JuggerClutch 1409 points 6 hours ago
Suarez faked an injury so they don’t concede more I‘m 100% certain of that
苏亚雷斯诈伤是为了让己队少丢几个，我早看穿了
[–]【波兰】TheTrotters 435 points 6 hours ago*
I remember a U19 Finland-Colombia game from over a decade ago. One team was losing 1-9 and it started wasting time to avoid conceding 10. Who would have thought Barcelona would do the same one day.
我记得曾经有一场大翔队和恒太队的比赛。大翔队0-9落后，然后就各种拖延时间避免丢球达到两位数。没想到啊没想到，你巴塞罗那这浓眉大眼的球队也来这一出了。
[–]【巴萨】originaltrident 1511 points 6 hours ago
Young guys like Pjanic
Lmao
像皮亚尼奇这样的小年轻
笑得我一拳砸在墙上掏了个壁橱
[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 532 points 6 hours ago
I don’t know why they insist with Busquests at the base when him and De Jong just don’t really click together. I think they’ve got to give De Jong the reigns more
我不明白为什么他们还要坚持围绕布斯克茨搭配中场，他和德容明明就不太合拍。我觉得他们是时候把中场大权交给德容了。
[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 5272 points 6 hours ago
Can Barca board sack themselves?
--Terrible results
--Shocking transfers
--Boring football
--Academy in shambles
--Garbage managerial appointments
巴萨董事会可以自己下课吗？
--战绩惨不忍睹
--转会令人震惊
--球风日渐无聊
--青训一团乱麻
--选帅堪比垃圾
[–]frenchgal 3302 points 6 hours ago
300M on the bench in 3 players. Arguably the worst of those transfers got 2 goals and an assist AGAINST them lmao
板凳上还坐着总价高达3亿的3名替补球员。而称得上是这些糟糕转会中最糟糕的那一个，今天却作为对手刷出两球一助。笑死我了。
[–]【切尔西】aloobatata 1613 points 6 hours ago
I feel happy for Coutinho. Good for him! Telling the Barcelona board to suck it
我为库蒂尼奥感到高兴。干得不错！现场打脸巴萨董事会。
[–]【利物浦】MikeHiGrim 677 points 6 hours ago
Yeah I'm actually quite glad he got to show the world he still has plenty of talent
是啊，看到他向全世界展示自己依然富有天赋，我还是挺欣慰的
[–]【格雷米奥】Carnout 410 points 6 hours ago
lmao de Jong should've stayed at Ajax
哈哈哈，德容本该留在阿贾克斯的。
[–]【巴萨】Former-Roman 1211 points 6 hours ago
Setien will be fired, but this isn't his shitshow
塞蒂恩一定会被炒鱿鱼，但这烂摊子不是他摆的。
[–]mejhlijj 588 points 6 hours ago
That won't fix any problems until the old guard and bartomeu get the fuck out of this club
这解决不了任何问题，除非那些卫道士和巴托梅乌滚出俱乐部
[–]【皇马】flae99 1303 points 6 hours ago
A club of this magnitude losing bloody 8-2 in the biggest stage of club football with arguably the greatest footballer of all time is nothing short of a complete and utter embarrassment.
Forget making a mockery of themselves, they embarrassed the whole bloody league today - how is this bloody awful performance one of the best La Liga has to offer? Even our awful showing was nowhere close. I should get a refund on my time for having to watch this bloody circus.
The socios should be calling a vote of no confidence immediately. Anything less is a failure on their part too.
There is rotten hubris in this club all the way from the board down to the very bottom and pretty much everyone shares some blame in letting it get even close to this shambolic. Clubs do not just bounce back when you continue to make terrible decision after terrible decision.
The post-Messi outlook continues to worsen.
Anyways, Barça in crisis further yay!! 🎉🎉 time to celebrate!!
这样的豪门球队，坐拥可能是史上最佳的球员，却在最高级别的俱乐部赛事中被打出8-2这样的惨案，实在是彻头彻尾的尴尬。
拿他们找乐先搁一边，他们让整个联赛都尴尬万分——西甲最佳球队之一怎么会踢出如此不堪的表现？就算我们踢得稀烂的时候也远没有这么烂。浪费时间看这该死的马戏团表演，我真该申请退款。
俱乐部会员应该立即提起不信任投票。否则这也算是他们本身的失败。
这家俱乐部上至董事会下至最基层都弥漫着腐朽的傲慢气息，对于如今的混乱局面每个人都有责任。当你总是接连做出糟糕决定时，俱乐部又何来反弹？
后梅西时代的前景可能会继续恶化。
无论怎样，巴萨的未来危机重重耶！！🎉🎉开香槟啦！！
[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 243 points 6 hours ago
They just need a full system wipe
他们需要一次由上至下的肃清整顿了
[–]Chewie_98 6000 points 6 hours ago
"Tomorrow Bayern don't play against a Bundesliga team, they play against Barca"
Biggest amount of goals scored by Bayern in one match against a Bundesliga team this season : 6
“明天拜仁面对的可不是德甲球队，他们对阵的是巴萨”
（译注：巴萨中场比达尔赛前言论）
本赛季拜仁在单场比赛中对德甲球队的最大进球数：6个
[–]【霍芬海姆】sloBrodanChillosevic 1073 points 6 hours ago*
I sincerely doubt any Bundesliga defender looked as bad against Bayern as Semedo did. Holy fuck, what a nightmare.
Edit: 7(!!!) goals built from the left side (I'm counting the first one, that doesn't happen if Persic doesn't roast Semedo in the first place).
我诚心诚意请教，德甲有没有像今晚的塞梅多这么烂的防守球员？我尼玛，简直就是噩梦本梦。
编辑：足足有7（！！！）个进球是从塞梅多把守的左路发起的（我把第一球算进去了，如果塞梅多一开始没有被佩里西奇蹂躏的话，本来进不了那个球的）
[–]【克拉拉爆破手】retiredalavalathi 401 points 6 hours ago
Not just Semedo, their entire defense line was a joke today. Even Pique was more of a spectator than a player. Wonder how they finished 2nd in the league.
不止是塞梅多，他们整个防线今晚都是个笑话。甚至连皮克看上去也像个VIP观众。他们在西甲是怎么拿到亚军的啊。
[–]【利物浦】ewan57 1467 points 6 hours ago
Wow, even Arsenal wasn’t as bad
哇噢，即便是阿森纳也没烂到这地步嘛
[–]【阿森纳】GracefulGooner 396 points 6 hours ago
Yeah! When we lost 10-2 it was at least over two legs!
说的对！我们当年输拜仁10-2，但那好歹是两回合的总比分！
[–]Maladict26 1244 points 6 hours ago
People ripping Chelsea for only conceding 4 to them the other day. Chelsea fans rightfully happy it was only 4
切尔西也才被拜仁进了4个而已，前些天居然还有人拿这取笑他车。车迷因为仅丢4球而高兴有什么不对。
[–]Andy-Is-Hot 478 points 6 hours ago
Kepa>>>>MATS
Might as well swap
凯帕>>>>特尔施特根
不如来一波互换？
[–]【切尔西】omnipotentmonkey 275 points 6 hours ago
Right? I was pointing this out repeatedly, this Bayern side are terrifying.
是吧？我都说过好多次了，拜仁这些家伙太吓人了
[–]Maladict26 285 points 6 hours ago
The commentator saying City wouldn’t be scared. Bayern then go on to score 3 more
City should be terrified
本场解说员刚说完曼城不会怕拜仁。然后拜仁就追加了3球。
曼城应该多备一条裤子。
[–]【西雅图海湾人】King_Butterbean 3714 points 6 hours ago
Comunicado Oficial: Entire Barcelona squad retires from football
官宣：巴塞罗那全体将士告别足坛
[–]【曼联】fuzz11 3115 points 6 hours ago& 4 more
Both teams wore masks and remained six goals apart from each other. They should be fine.
两支球队都戴了口罩并且彼此保持6个球的距离。防疫工作很到位。
[–]【利物浦】Jobya 265 points 6 hours ago
And Barcas defense was really thoughtful and kept a good distance from Bayerns attack as well! I love fairplay
而且巴萨的防守球员真的够体贴，他们和拜仁的进攻球员同样保持了安全的距离！公平竞赛人人爱
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 425 points 6 hours ago
Like a user once said, “Playing against this Bayern team will unlock a lot of unwanted records for you.”
就像曾经有位jr说过的，“碰上这样一支拜仁，会解锁许多你自己并不情愿解锁的纪录。”
[–]【切尔西】Lennon__McCartney 51 points 6 hours ago
Can confirm
没毛病
[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 523 points 6 hours ago
Vidal - we are not a bundesliga team
Yeah well, you're worse
比达尔：我们不是德甲球队
是啊，你们更差
[–]【利物浦】soccertes 1347 points 6 hours ago
Barcelona paid Liverpool to have Coutinho come and do this lmao
巴塞罗那砸大钱从我军带走库鸟，结果就为了今天，我特么笑死
[–]【霍芬海姆】SynchronizingGuns_19 288 points 6 hours ago
Unironically Coutinho gets the last laugh this year.
库鸟今年还真就笑到了最后。
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 3913 points 6 hours ago
I know the scoreline isn't 7-1, but this game is so reminiscent of Germany vs Brazil, just pure domination from Bayern, the only difference is that Bayern never left their foot off the gas in the second half.
我知道比分不是7-1，但这场比赛太有德国vs巴西那场的味道了，拜仁完全统治了比赛，唯一的区别就是拜仁在下半场就没想过松油门。
[–]【曼联】Saf94 1113 points 6 hours ago
Bayern be like, who needs 2 legs we can get a 2 legged score in one game
拜仁那意思像是：谁还需要打两回合啊，我们一回合就给你搞个两回合的比分
[–]【克拉拉爆破手】retiredalavalathi 280 points 6 hours ago
I can't even imagine what the final score would have been with 2 legs.
如果真按两回合比赛的话，简直不敢想象最终比分会是多少。
[–]【伊朗】2sinkz 316 points 6 hours ago
16-4
[–]【帕尔梅拉斯】rafitoxD 1144 points 6 hours ago
Yes, the germans wanted the brazilians to support them in the final. They'd let it finish 5-0, but the guys that were subbed in didn't care lol
对，德国人当时还是希望巴西人能在决赛里支持他们的。他们本想在5-0就收手，但替补上来那帮家伙根本就没当回事
[–]【韩国】HyunL 979 points 6 hours ago
schürrle especially was like "nah fuck you guys i want 10"
尤其是许尔勒那哥们“去特么的，老子要凑满10个”
[–]【切尔西】AllBluePirate 673 points 6 hours ago
That was Coutinho this game
和今天这场的库蒂尼奥一毛一样
[–]johnz0n 891 points 5 hours ago
Müller on german live TV: "Can't really compare it to Brazil (7-1) because back then we didn't control the opponent like today (against Barca)." that burn lmao
穆勒在德国电视直播连线时说：“实际上并不能将这场比赛同德国7-1巴西的那场球相提并论，因为当年我们并没有像今天对巴萨这样掌控对手。”这孜然撒得啧啧啧
[–]Quantumbe 118 points 5 hours ago
Lmao savage
哈哈哈，杀人诛心
[–]【曼联】wilyacalmdown 2630 points 6 hours ago*2
The moment Alaba scored the own goal, and himself and Neuer just laughed about it, you knew Barca were getting whooped
当阿拉巴打进乌龙球、而他和诺伊尔都笑了的时候，你就知道巴萨今晚要遭殃了
[–]【拜仁】grog23 807 points 6 hours ago
Yeah the first goal came so easily from Müller that I wasn’t even concerned after the og
是啊，第一个球穆勒进得太轻松了，以至于丢了个乌龙我都没慌过。
[–]【热刺】YoungDan23 403 points 5 hours ago
Just a reminder for the rest of Europe ... this Bayern team is going to be around for a loooooong time. And they're adding Sane to the mix next season.
Davies - 19
Sule, Gnabry, Sane, Hernandez, Pavard - 24
Kimmich, Goretzka - 25
Tolisso - 26
Alaba - 28
给欧洲其余球队提个醒…这支拜仁会在很长一段时间里让人头疼。而且下赛季他们还多了一个萨内。
戴维斯-19岁
聚勒、格纳布里、萨内、埃尔南德斯、帕瓦尔-24岁
基米希、格雷茨卡-25岁
托利索-26岁
阿拉巴-28岁
[–]【巴萨】kaiko1 1277 points 6 hours ago
:(
[–]【曼联】Minimalsmith 572 points 6 hours ago
Innit man how u alive
不是吧老哥，你居然还活着
[–]【朝鲜】KimmyBoiUn 186 points 6 hours ago
I'd avoid this sub for a while if I was you...
我要是你的话，我肯定不会点进这个帖子来…
[–]【利物浦】creative_penguin 321 points 6 hours ago
Chin up lad, there’s always the second leg
抬起头来伙计，还有第二回合呢
[–]anothershawn 56 points 6 hours ago
Barca is lucky there isn't one actually lol
其实吧，没有第二回合是巴萨走运才对
[–]【阿森纳】db19bob 102 points 5 hours ago
Finally, 10 years later, a more embarrassing 8-2
10年啦，终于有一场更尴尬的8-2啦
[–]sidaeinjae 626 points 6 hours ago
This is the first time in 13 years that there isn't a La Liga team in the CL semifinals. End of an era.
这是13年来首次出现欧冠半决赛没有西甲球队的局面。一个时代的落幕。
REPLAY: 88' 库蒂尼奥进球锁定比分
[–]thisismyaltaccount87 8304 points 6 hours ago
comunicado oficial
官方宣布
[–]BadIdea-21 4124 points 6 hours ago
Barcelona FC retires from football.
巴塞罗那足球俱乐部即日起正式解散。
[–]【弗拉门戈】jeandanjou 1878 points 5 hours ago
Ya know, now there is genuinely a new way of saying how badly a team was destroyed. 'I 8-2 be the bearer of bad news'
如何形容一支球队被摧残得够呛？“爸比儿惨！”
[–]【格拉斯格流浪者】falling_sideways 541 points 5 hours ago
I 8-2 be the bearer of bad news but Manchester United started that meme nearly a decade ago.
爸比儿惨这事儿，差不多十年前就由曼联开了先例了
[–]【利物浦】creative_penguin 414 points 6 hours ago
You all shit on Barca now, just wait for the second leg
别看现在笑得欢，第二回合拉清单
[–]【切尔西】like_my_likes[🍰] 214 points 6 hours ago
yeh they will concede only 7.
对对，他们次回合只会丢7个。
[–]【埃因霍温】petertel123 139 points 6 hours ago
Espanyol best team in Barcelona confirmed.
巴塞罗那市最强球队牌匾已改成流动红旗并转交西班牙人。
[–]【曼城】Manc_Twat 577 points 6 hours ago
Hey Lyon. Don’t worry about tomorrow. You can play Bayern in the semis.
这不里昂小老弟儿吗。明天比赛没事儿，我溜达。拜仁我好大哥就交给你了，完我先走。
[–]【马竞】thepantmeister 8720 points 6 hours ago
Thanks to Barcelona, Atleti banter era on Twitter just lasted for 20 hours.
多亏了巴萨，推特上嘲讽马竞出局的潮流只持续了20个小时。
[–]【切尔西】aacod15 4227 points 6 hours ago
Probably the worst outcome for Barca. Lost 8-2 and their record transfer just scored a brace against them
对巴萨来说这也许是最坏的结果了。8-2惨败，创纪录转会费买来的球员还对东家梅开二度。
[–]【法兰克福】afito 2179 points 6 hours ago
Coutinho with 2 goals while all of Barca scored one, that's rough.
库蒂尼奥斩获两球，而巴萨全队才打进一个，大写的难堪。
[–]【热刺】dprophet32 908 points 5 hours ago
And an assist
他还有一次助攻
[–]grumpy_bumpy 335 points 5 hours ago
Tbh barca will claim an assist in the own goal
老实说，巴萨搞不好会提出拜仁乌龙那球的助攻该算到巴萨这边
[–]【斯图加特】hardinho 616 points 6 hours ago
It’s actually great, because this is the only way the can get rid of Bartomeu. And if not their time is basically over for the next 5-10 years
这结果其实很棒啊，因为这是让巴托梅乌滚蛋的唯一办法。如若不然，属于巴萨的时代在5-10年内基本就会成为历史。
[–]swat1611 1006 points 6 hours ago
We move on from Oblak to Vidal. This Barcelona side is worse than a bundesliga team.
昨天奥布拉克倒霉，今天轮到比达尔了。这样一支巴萨比德甲球队还要糟。
[–]【热刺】Snoo83110 543 points 6 hours ago
German farmers > Spanish farmers
德国农民>西班牙农民
[–]【特兰米尔流浪者】daviesjj10 358 points 6 hours ago
is worse than a bundesliga team
Its worse than a ligue 1 team
比德甲球队还要糟。
比法甲球队还要糟。
[–]【国际米兰】long_shots7 396 points 6 hours ago
Ligue 1 has two teams left in UCL, mind you
嘴上留德，人家法甲现在可还有两支球队在欧冠里呢
[–]【多特蒙德】drckeberger 180 points 6 hours ago
I don't really get the Atleti banter though. Leipzig played pretty fucking well yesterday.
马竞出局有什么好嘲讽的。莱比锡红牛昨天踢得贼特么好了。
[–]mentelist 2607 points 6 hours ago
WTF! Barcelona paid 150 M € for Coutinho and he is scoring 7th and 8th goal against Barcelona hahaha
卧了个大槽！巴塞罗那花了1.5亿欧元签下库蒂尼奥，结果他今天对巴萨进了本场第7球和第8球哈哈哈
[–]【拜仁】simple-fire 653 points 5 hours ago
Life comes at you fast
人生就是如此无常
[–]【曼联】Homer_Sapiens 268 points 5 hours ago
This is such a 2020 thing to happen.
这确实像是2020年应该发生的事。
[–]【利物浦】Raigoku 3998 points 6 hours ago
I'm running out of stuff to say
前排留名，无奈词穷
[–]【曼城】codespyder 4014 points 6 hours ago
Try this:
Bayern have scored more goals against Barcelona in one game than they did against Chelsea in two.
惯你一回：
拜仁对巴萨一回合比赛里打进的球，比他们对切尔西两回合比赛里打进的球还多。
[–]cannibalnigge_ 2156 points 6 hours ago
As a Chelsea fan, this warms my heart
作为车迷，推选你入围感动蓝桥十大人物
[–]AlexJoshy 577 points 6 hours ago
Same. All my Barca friends were mocking me after Chelsea-Bayern. Let's just say it's damn quiet right now.
同感。切尔西对拜仁赛后，所有我那些巴萨球迷朋友都在嘲笑我。此时此刻，整个世界清静了。
[–]【巴萨】zoobydoobydo 167 points 6 hours ago
And they say Chelsea has the worst defense.
居然还有人说切尔西有着最烂的防线。
[–]【曼城】codespyder 450 points 6 hours ago
Chelsea does have the worst defense.
Barcelona have no defense.
切尔西确实有着最烂的防线。
巴塞罗那有个毛的防线。
[–]【拜仁】RetrowarriorD420 1081 points 6 hours ago
Barca should buy guys like Coutinho
巴萨应该签下像库蒂尼奥这样的球员嘛
[–]【美国】Indubitableak 81 points 2 hours ago
How much you reckon for
你对他估价多少？
[–]【曼联】N3K-MINNIT 99 points 2 hours ago
Probably around 150m
怎么也得1.5亿的样子吧
[–]【曼联】jayseff14 4888 points 6 hours ago
Are you joking lmao
这是开玩笑吧，我都笑到不行了
[–]【曼联】spriteshouter 1608 points 6 hours ago
Feel like I’m having a stroke what is going on
我感觉自己都快中风了，到底发生了什么
[–]【班加罗尔FC】anaamadeya 802 points 6 hours ago
I can only laugh so much in one night
我一晚上的笑量差不多也见底了
[–]【曼联】spriteshouter 285 points 6 hours ago
My dad and I have this mini tradition where we’ll hi-five each other after crazy goals
My hand hurts
我爹和我有个小小的传统仪式，只要出现疯狂的进球我们就相互击掌
现在我手疼
[–]【热刺】gazorg 144 points 6 hours ago
I came here to mock them for conceding 7 and then the 8th popped up before I had the chance
我是来嘲笑他们居然能丢7个球的，还没开嘲第8个就来了。
[–]【热刺】Evilcanary 4089 points 6 hours ago
Ha! Imagine giving up 8 to Bayern!
哈！想象一下被拜仁进8球是什么感觉！
[–]【拜仁】idkmuch01 1329 points 6 hours ago
My spurs supporting friend said this. "All i want is bayern to win 7-2" or better
我的刺迷朋友是这么说的。“我只求拜仁能赢个7-2”或者更多
（译注：小组赛阶段热刺曾在主场被拜仁打出7-2的比分）
[–]【热刺】The_Foreign_Pie 1336 points 6 hours ago
Never my club 💪💪💪
反正我的主队没尝过这滋味💪💪💪
[–]【皇马】kawalchugh 388 points 6 hours ago
Barcelona actually part of London now
巴塞罗那如今已是伦敦的一部分，望周知
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 3218 points 6 hours ago
COUTINHO OUT ON A MISSION TONIGHT, MANS ARE GONNA JUMP HIM ONCE HE GOES BACK TO BARCA
库蒂尼奥今晚有外勤任务，一旦他返回巴萨，同事们肯定会和他打成一片
[–]【利物浦】_longtimelistener 731 points 6 hours ago
He wants that Hattrick
他想要来个帽子戏法
[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 211 points 6 hours ago
HE SAYS FUCK YOU BARCA
这是他表达对巴萨亲切问候的方式
[–]【法兰克福】deniz619 420 points 6 hours ago
COUTINHO THE BRAZILIAN SCHÜRRLE
库蒂尼奥，人送外号巴西许尔勒
[–]【韩国】HyunL 4617 points 6 hours ago
Bayern: THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD IS MY FARMERS LEAGUE NOW BITCH
拜仁：整个世界对我来说都是农民联赛
[–]absolutevanilla 1399 points 6 hours ago
Scenes when Sane arrives
萨内再加盟的话，你琢磨琢磨
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 676 points 6 hours ago
My god Lewy doesn’t look like he’s gonna stop anytime soon.
我的天，莱万这状态起码还要火个三年
[–]【皇马】kawalchugh 401 points 6 hours ago
Champions League is bundesliga now
欧冠变德甲了
[–]【热刺】xaviernoodlebrain 1072 points 6 hours ago
How has us losing 7-2 become the second most embarrassing loss to Bayern in Europe this season ?
我们之前2-7的败北竟然在本赛季“拜仁受害者尴尬排行榜”上屈居第二？
[–]SoLe123456 290 points 5 hours ago
Because bayern have been absolutely phenomenal this season.
因为拜仁本赛季绝对是现象级的表现
[–]ChickenGamer199 149 points 3 hours ago
Everyone was ripping into Spurs early on, as though Spurs were trash. Turned out Bayern were absolute monsters...
and Spurs were trash
大伙群嘲热刺过早了，说得好像惨案只是因为热刺太垃圾似的。如今看来，其实是因为拜仁根本就是怪物……
而且热刺确实是垃圾
[–]【厄勒布鲁SK】Wwhhaattiiff 749 points 6 hours ago
Pjanic... what have you done with your career.
From Juve, to this...
皮亚尼奇…你这都啥职业生涯规划啊。
从尤文图斯，来这……
[–]【尤文图斯】Badass_Bunny 319 points 6 hours ago
You're saying that because Juve hasn't had a chance to get dismantled by Bayern. I doubt we'd have done better.
话别说太满，这也就是我妇没机会被拜仁教做人罢了。换了我们来踢估计也够呛。
[–]【里昂】MenkarFirstOfHisName 353 points 6 hours ago
You won't say the same thing when Lyon eliminates Bayern in the semis 😎
等到半决赛我们淘汰掉拜仁你就不会这么说了😎
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】TheFrenchPasta 103 points 6 hours ago
Imagine beating City and knowing you have to go against this Bayern after. Goddamn.
想想看，你千辛万苦过了曼城这一关，结果前面等着你的是拜仁。哔了狗了。
[–]【利物浦】Red_Brummy 286 points 6 hours ago
2015 / 2016 Barca 2 – 3 Atleti
2016 / 2017 Barca 0 – 3 Juve
2017 / 2018 Barca 4 – 4 Roma
2018 / 2019 Liverpool 4 – 3 Barca
2019 / 2020 Bayern 8 – 2 *Barca AND COUNTING
*£230million on the bench, with £120million loaned out to opposition who has scored two and assisted one.
2015 / 2016 巴萨 2 – 3 马竞
2016 / 2017 巴萨 0 – 3 尤文
2017 / 2018 巴萨 4 – 4 罗马
2018 / 2019 利物浦 4 – 3 巴萨
2019 / 2020 巴萨 8 – 2 *巴萨 即将完场
*价值2.3亿镑的豪华替补席，外加一名1.2亿镑身价却租借给对手刷出两球一助的球星。
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