[传声筒][日刊20.06.28]三十载煎熬一朝释怀，开始欢庆吧！由传声筒 发表在足球话题区 https://bbs.hupu.com/topic
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ON：利物浦赢得2019/20赛季英超联赛冠军
[–]【阿森纳】yungchigz 7051 points 1 day ago
They've snatched victory from the jaws of victory
他们在胜利边缘取得险胜
[–]【曼联】Hotzspot 1862 points 1 day ago
When the notification for Fernandinho’s red card came up my first thought was “Fuck I hope it’s not a penalty”. Idk why I wanted the inevitable delayed like that but it still hurts
当我收到费尔南迪尼奥染红的消息时，我第一反应是“卧槽，但愿别是点球啊”。我不知道为什么如此想要让一件无可避免的事情推迟发生，但我的心真的好痛
[–]V_Vutha 1217 points 1 day ago
His face during the VAR check was hilarious
等待VAR确认那会，费鸟的表情实在有够好笑
[–]【切尔西】Caveman77 829 points 1 day ago*
I've never seen a player look more guilty. He was just waiting for the red
我从没见过在一名球员脸上写着这么多的内疚。他根本就是在等那张红牌了。
[–]【韦康比流浪者】chdudlow 10.4k points 1 day ago
Simultaneously the earliest and latest prem title win ever! Truly record setters.
史上最早的、同时也是最晚的英超冠军！真正的纪录创造者。
[–]UlsterSaysRugby 1414 points 1 day ago
Bit of a mad one.
Whistle blew in the 96th minute too.
这纪录真疯狂。
连终场哨都直到96分钟才吹响。
[–]【利物浦】moob9 528 points 1 day ago
97th. Close though.
算97分钟吧。差不了多少了。
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 1779 points 1 day ago
It had to be crazy for Liverpool to win it
利物浦苦等了这么久，肯定都快熬疯了
[–]【曼联】Grevling89 1765 points 1 day ago
It only took a global fucking pandemic
不过是熬了一波他娘的全球疫情罢了
[–]【南安普顿】meteoritee 2829 points 1 day ago
We all knew it was coming, we didn't know when.
I do kinda wish it went to a Liverpool vs Man City showdown on Thursday but oh well.
Congrats
我们都清楚利物浦拿到冠军是迟早的事情，只是不知道究竟哪天而已。
我还蛮希望等到下周四利物浦直接对话曼城的时候才上演大结局，不过这也行吧。
恭喜啦
[–]flyxdvd 1394 points 1 day ago
A guard honour from them that match will be something to see.
曼城要列队欢迎新科冠军了，那场比赛还是挺有看点的。
[–]【西汉姆联】ALLIGATOR_FUCK_PARTY 591 points 1 day ago
I’d love to watch that game sat next to a United fan.
那场比赛我要找个曼联球迷坐他旁边看。
[–]【曼联】tompj99 567 points 1 day ago
Jokes on you! Im just not gonna watch
傻了吧！老子压根就没打算看
[–]【纽卡斯尔】empiresk 3169 points 1 day ago
Live in Liverpool and my entire street just erupted. Fireworks and everything.
Imagine this happening in the real world?
坐标利物浦，我这边整条街都沸腾了。各种烟花什么的全出来了。
你能想象这是发生在现实世界的事情吗？
[–]【利兹联】omgwtfroflcake 1202 points 1 day ago
Someone was just blasting out You'll Never Walk Alone and belting the lyrics out on my street here in Leeds
利兹这边有人刚刚吼起了《你永远不会独行》，现在整条街都在唱这首歌了
[–]whopw 1157 points 1 day ago
Someone was just blasting out You'll Never Walk alone and belting the lyrics out on my street too! And I'm not even in England.
Okay that someone is me, but still counts
我住的这条街同样也有人在唱《你永远不会独行》！我甚至都不在英格兰。
好吧，唱歌的人其实就是我啦，一样算数嘛
[–]【利物浦】mrkingkoala 280 points 1 day ago
Good work lad.
老哥整挺好。
[–]conchobor 432 points 1 day ago
The scenes outside Anfield right now are incredible.
Terrifying given the pandemic.
But incredible.
现在安菲尔德球场外的景象简直不可思议。
考虑到疫情，确实有点吓人。
但真的不可思议。
[–]【切尔西】mayank1193 1480 points 1 day ago
Frankie Lampard the Liverpool Legend
弗兰克-兰帕德就是利物浦传奇
[–]【科尔切斯特联】naughty_stroopwaffle 665 points 1 day ago
Won it for Chelsea, won it for City, now completes the triad and wins it for Liverpool. United next?
为切尔西赢下英超，为曼城赢下英超，如今完成三冠伟业为利物浦赢下英超。下一个轮到曼联？
[–]【切尔西】notreilly 182 points 1 day ago
We won the league in his season at City tho
他在曼城那个赛季我车也联赛夺冠了
[–]【利物浦】TheEvilMrFry 664 points 1 day ago
Andy Lonergan, Premier league champion!
安迪-洛纳根，英超联赛冠军！（译注：洛纳根为本赛季加盟利物浦的大龄门将）
[–]【西悉尼流浪者】pattybrischetti 76 points 1 day ago
Oh Andy Andy! Andy Andy Andy Lonergan!
噢 安迪 安迪！安迪 安迪 安迪 洛纳根！
[–]【利物浦】Hy-phenated 8055 points 1 day ago
Let this be a lesson to you all, Liverpool does not lose 31 years in a row
你们所有人都要铭记这个教训，利物浦不会连续失败31年
[–]【法兰克福】Kavor 1781 points 1 day ago
RemindMe! 31 years
提醒助手，31年后叫我一声
[–]ecchi_yajur 379 points 1 day ago
I'll do it mate but what's to say Frankfurt won't have won the Bundesliga by then
这事交给我，但说不定到了那时候法拉克福也还没拿到德甲冠军呢
[–]【红星】burton34 296 points 1 day ago
I don't want to wait another 30 years though. Can we do this again next year?
我可不想再等30年了。要不明年就再来一次？
[–]【热刺】rolandGOAT 6147 points 1 day ago
Last year's Liverpool fans who said next year's their year were finally right.
去年说“明年会是属于我军的一年”的利物浦粉丝总算说对了。
[–]【利物浦】TBlueshirtsV22 408 points 1 day ago
We were bound to be right one of these years
这么多年，也该对一次了
[–]【切尔西】sr_crypsis 2220 points 1 day ago
If you say it every year it might eventually be true
如果每年都说一次，可能最终总会成真的
[–]【威尔士】Giggsy99 1111 points 1 day ago
My nan said for years that she wouldn't be alive in a year and one year she was right
我奶奶年年都在说她自己只有不到一年好活了，然后有一年她说中了
[–]【阿根廷】PM_ME_YR_TROUBLES 152 points 1 day ago
That's how you achieve things
想成大事就得这么做
[–]【标准烈日】Madgarr 4726 points 1 day ago
End of a meme era
段子时代的终结
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 3606 points 1 day ago
Now we must pick on another team for having a long drought, City are on a 1 year drought let’s meme them
如今我们必须再挑一支长期无冠的球队来编段子了，曼城已经一年无冠了，我们来搞他们吧
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 4257 points 1 day ago
Ahem
呃哼
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 2271 points 1 day ago
What
咋啦
[–]【霍芬海姆】Homerwithnohumour 2138 points 1 day ago
Lads
伙计们
[–]【巴萨】too_damn_fast 1879 points 1 day ago
It's
这可是
[–]【利明顿】squeenanna 2331 points 1 day ago
Tottenham
托特纳姆
[–]【曼联】upsidedownpringles 1098 points 1 day ago
Goodbye
回见了您呐
[–]【利物浦】Tsubasa_sama 1992 points 1 day ago
Years since they last won the league:
Liverpool: 0
Man City: 1
Chelsea: 3
Man United: 7
Arsenal: 16
Tottenham: 59
距离他们上次顶级联赛夺冠已经过去__年：
利物浦：0
曼城：1
切尔西：3
曼联：7
阿森纳：16
托特纳姆热刺：59
[–]【雷特福德联】AlcoholicSocks 1302 points 1 day ago
The disrespect to Leicester and the mighty Blackburn
你居然不把莱斯特城和强大的布莱克本放在眼里
[–]【曼城】poiuytrewqazxcvbnml 826 points 1 day ago
To include all other teams (since Spurs won it):
Leeds: 28
Everton: 33
Villa: 39
Forest: 42
Derby: 45
Ipswich: 58
涵盖其他球队的版本（自热刺上次赢得顶级联赛冠军以来）：
利兹：28
埃弗顿：33
阿斯顿维拉：39
诺丁汉森林：42
德比郡：45
伊普斯维奇：58
[–]【伊普斯维奇】MatttttyF 735 points 1 day ago
I'll take it
行吧
[–]【利物浦】AnotherPoshBrit 50 points 1 day ago
Next year is your year
明年是属于你们的一年
[–]【热刺】ndkhan 317 points 1 day ago
Why would you bait it out like this
这钓鱼帖你们也上钩得太快了吧喂
[–]【曼联】conormc670 350 points 1 day ago
At least we still have Spurs
至少还有刺 值得我去珍惜
[–]【切尔西】bloodylegend95 3197 points 1 day ago
Chelsea taketh Chelsea giveth
切尔西从汝手中夺取，必由切尔西来赋予汝
[–]【曼联】upsidedownpringles 953 points 1 day ago
Somehow it's always you handing out titles
不知何故，总是你车负责分发冠军奖杯
[–]LazinessPersonified 430 points 1 day ago
Abramovich buying titles for everyone!
阿布为所有人的冠军买单！
[–]【切尔西】magincourts 149 points 1 day ago
You get a title, and you get a title!
你有冠军拿，你也有冠军拿！
[–]【切尔西】Papagayo_blanco 397 points 1 day ago
We seem to have a knack for it.
我们好像干这事上瘾
[–]PookaPookey 239 points 1 day ago
You blessed Leicester too
你们也加持了莱斯特城的冠军
[–]【多特蒙德】tylershenanigans 248 points 1 day ago
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
我引导他人寻获我自己无法拥有的宝藏
[–]【切尔西】Gitzser 1882 points 1 day ago2
Lampard- 1 liverpool title
Gerrard- 0
兰帕德——利物浦联赛冠军X1
杰拉德——0
[–]【不莱梅】Kselli 866 points 1 day ago
Liverpool legend Frank Lampard
利物浦传奇弗兰克-兰帕德
[–]【切尔西】uchiha_building 408 points 1 day ago
you shut your whore mouth right now
请立刻关闭您的进食舱门
[–]【阿森纳】Offaplain 840 points 1 day ago
Rip, looks like we are the new Liverpool.
完蛋，看来我厂取代利物浦原来的位置了。
[–]【切尔西】leopardchief 406 points 1 day ago
You're halfway there
你厂这才哪到哪儿啊
[–]【阿森纳】Offaplain 343 points 1 day ago
It's the attitude more than the years, the whole "back in the glory days ect". Apparently there are arsenal fans tweeting the golden invincible trophy ect.
比起时间来，我厂差的更多的是态度，那种“辉煌往昔难忘怀”的感觉。很显然，还有阿森纳球迷在推特上发不败赛季的金色奖杯之类的。
（译注：指部分枪迷因为利物浦未能实现不败夺冠而暗自得意）
[–]【切尔西】peon2 5623 points 1 day ago
Wait, the result of this match had an influence on Liverpools chance's of winning? WHY DIDN'T THE COMMENTATORS MENTION THIS!?
等等，我车和他城的比赛结果居然会影响到利物浦夺冠？解说员怎么都没提到这一点呢？！
（译注：这位是在反讽比赛转播方对利物浦方面的过多关注）
[–]【利物浦】ThereWillBeGoals 2844 points 1 day ago
I'm sorry, were Chelsea playing tonight? I didn't know.
不好意思，今晚有切尔西的比赛？我都不知道。
[–]juventus99514 1207 points 1 day ago
I don't think they mentioned chelsea at all in the last 10 minutes lol
比赛最后十分钟解说员聊的东西都跟切尔西没关系了哈哈哈
[–]【孟买城】sauntheninja 669 points 1 day ago
When Chelsea scored they showed Liverpool fans celebrating lol when it was a massive win for Chelsea to be in the top 4
切尔西进球时，转播方切的是利物浦球迷的庆祝镜头，明明这是切尔西争四战役的重要胜利啊
[–]【曼联】D1794 586 points 1 day ago
They mentioned Liverpool directly after Willian scored his penalty it was bizarre, as if Chelsea winning isn't big for them
威廉罚进点球后，解说员直接就开始讲利物浦的事，这太古怪了，好像切尔西的胜利对他们来说不值一提似的
[–]a【曼联】shu54 413 points 1 day ago
Lmao the presenters didn't even show Chelsea fans on the reactions.
主持人根本就没放切尔西球迷的反应画面，笑死
[–]【班加罗尔FC】KiraKumar 132 points 1 day ago
City and Chelsea fans waiting to show their emotions on zoom call! Must have been disappointed!
曼城和切尔西球迷一直守在直播镜头前等着上电视展露情绪呢！他们肯定失望透顶！
[–]_cumblast_ 1217 points 1 day ago
Jürgen Norbert Klopp, take a bow. The chosen one.
尤尔根-诺伯特-克洛普，鞠躬致意。天选之人。
[–]【狼队】kwild29 433 points 1 day ago
His middle name is Norbert?
他中间名叫诺伯特？
[–]_cumblast_ 643 points 1 day ago
Beautiful isn't it
多么动听，不是吗
[–]【利物浦】weedfueled 8 points 1 day ago
Roughly means “ North Star “ from what I understand. And we sure as shit follow him
根据我的理解，这词大意是“北方之星”。北星带我飞，KOP永相随
[–]【利物浦】Hipsterhobo 996 points 1 day ago
I'm 30 years and one month old. Been waiting for this all my life!!
我今年30岁零一个月了。我这一生都在等待这个冠军！！
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 421 points 1 day ago
That first month must have been fun though
头一个月应该很好玩吧
[–]【利物浦】Hipsterhobo 795 points 1 day ago
Not really, all I did was shit myself and cry.
也不见得，光顾着自由飞翔和哇哇大哭了。
[–]TheScarletPimpernel 239 points 1 day ago
Honour the first month by getting drunk enough tonight that you do it again
为了纪念最初的那个月，今晚一醉方休，然后再来一次童真体验
[–]【德国】footysocc 2163 points 1 day ago
Kloppo has actually done it... where‘s the statue going to be built?
克洛普真的成功了……他的雕像准备建在哪里？
[–]【利物浦】IanCaesars 1731 points 1 day ago
In our hearts.
建在我们的心里。
[–]【利物浦】bouds19 992 points 1 day ago
In my pants.
建我裤子里也行。
[–]【洛杉矶银河】crimsontideftw24 1030 points 1 day ago
Short statue innit
微缩雕像吗
[–]【利物浦】SirDowns 151 points 1 day ago
One in every street.
每条街道都建一座吧。
[–]iamPause 154 points 1 day ago
Wherever he fucking wants
他想建在哪儿就特么建在哪儿
[–]【埃弗顿】DiiGiiTAL 2209 points 1 day ago
Unsubscribe.
还看个鬼的足球。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 608 points 1 day ago
:( Lets go to the gym together
:( 咱们一起去健身房吧
（译注：上赛季埃弗顿4-0曼联的比赛过程中，一位曼联球迷在丢第一球时发帖说自己没去健身房就为看这破比赛，丢第二球时发帖说自己不看了直接去健身房。遂成R站名梗。）
[–]【曼联】ryanedwards0101 219 points 1 day ago
We're going to need to just open a gym at this point
眼下亟需开放健身房
[–]【埃弗顿】barrister24 140 points 1 day ago
BLEACH HERE WE COME
漂白剂我们来啦
[–]【曼联】Raintrooper7 62 points 1 day ago
Never thought I'd take Trump's advice but here I am
从未想过有一天我会接受特朗普的建议，不过我认了
（译注：特朗普曾发表直接将漂白剂注入人体以抵抗新冠病毒的言论）
[–]【利物浦】arpeGO 412 points 1 day ago
It's been 30 years one hour since Liverpool last won the league 🏆
距离利物浦上一次获得联赛冠军已经过去了30年 1个小时
[–]【本菲卡】MitroVanWilder 44 points 1 day ago
2020 didn't take this away from us. Clubs like Liverpool shouldn't have to go 30 years without a championship.
Congratulations!
2020年带不走属于我们的喜悦。像利物浦这样的俱乐部不该承受30年无法赢得联赛冠军的煎熬。
热烈祝贺！
[–]hyperactiv3hedgehog 553 points 1 day ago*
I teared up at klopp's video, he has lost finals, he has missed winning the title with 1 point, 1 fucking point, then when he knew he was 20+ points ahead, he had to wait 3 months, he read all the mad shit of NULL & VOID garbage
and despite all the hits, the fact we were up against one of the most richest teams in the world (MCFC) and prob. the best manager of the decade (Gaurdiola). He (Klopp) fucking did it, he fucking did it...he did what he said he would
看到渣叔的视频（译注：克洛普接受天空体育采访时激动落泪）我哭了，他曾经输过决赛，他曾经距离夺冠只有1分之遥，就差那么该死的1分，后来当他清楚自己领先20多分的时候，他不得不苦候3个月，并读到所有关于“赛季取消及作废”的垃圾讨论。
除开这些打击，我们面对的则是世界上最富有的球队之一（曼城俱乐部），十年间最棒的主帅（瓜迪奥拉）。而他（克洛普）真特么做到了，他特么做到了……他做到了他来时承诺的事（译注：克洛普加盟利物浦时承诺在四年内为利物浦带来冠军）
[–]【利物浦】arpeGO 171 points 1 day ago
No one deserves it more than Klopp - so humble and selfless in victory
没有谁比克洛普更配得上这个冠军——他即使面对胜利也是如此谦逊和无私
[–]CasinoOasis2 48 points 1 day ago
He's right up there with Shankly, Paisley and Dalglish in the club's history for what he's achieved.
凭借他成就的这一切，他的名字将与香克利、佩斯利和达格利什一起在俱乐部历史上熠熠生辉。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 728 points 1 day ago
I just have to say thank you for the wonderful memories, it was a good 30 year run!
我只想向这个网页道一声谢谢，谢谢你带来的美好回忆，这是一段很棒的30年长跑！
（译注：https://lastwonatrophy.co.uk/liverpool/league/ 该网页一直实时记录利物浦距离上次夺冠过去的时间。下图为6月27日截取的页面。）
[–]【帕勒斯蒂诺】J_eseele 201 points 1 day ago
Brilliant how they update it immediately
他们居然这么快就更新了，很机智嘛
[–]screwedcitizenz 105 points 1 day ago
we had fun, lets just hope it isnt 30 years for us now too
我们曾经有过乐子，希望现在我们不会也需要30年来重夺冠军
[–]Stonewalled89 1022 points 1 day ago*
Do you want to win the Premier League?
Then be smart. Don't do it yourself....
Get Chelsea to do it for you.
All it will cost you is one Timo Werner!
Congratulations Liverpool on a League title well earned
你想赢得英超冠军吗？
那就放聪明点。不要自己动手……
让切尔西来替你动手。
你要付出的代价不过是一个蒂莫-维尔纳而已！
祝贺利物浦问鼎英超，你们应得的
[–]【莱斯特城】h2g2_researcher 383 points 1 day ago
Back in 2016 when Leicester won the league, a good friend of mine took me for a celebratory drink. He's a massive Liverpool fan, and so I need to buy him one now.
But just as he was genuinely pleased to see Leicester win, I'm genuinely pleased to see Liverpool win it, especially after that agonisingly close finish last year. But also because I know my friend (hi, Colin, if you're reading this!) will be happy.
There's no doubt that this Liverpool team is exceptional. And not only have they played winning football, they've played attractive football as well. And even when it's not quite worked for them, they've been able to find what's needed to win without playing ugly football.
Not only that, but the club has shown class off-pitch too. Jurgen Klopp gets more likeable every time I see him interviewed.
It's been a pleasure to watch you, except when you've played us, and I look forward to challenging you for the title (I can dream, right?) next year.
Party hard, you've deserved it. And may your drinks be fine and plentiful, and your hangovers merciful. (Pint of water before you go to sleep, remember.)
2016年莱斯特城获得英超冠军的时候，我一个朋友请我喝了杯庆功酒。他是利物浦的铁杆球迷，所以现在我要请他喝一杯了。
但是就像他由衷为莱斯特城的胜利感到高兴一样，我也由衷为利物浦的胜利感到高兴，尤其是在他们上赛季令人沮丧的功败垂成之后。而且（我感到高兴）也是因为我知道我朋友（嗨，科林，如果你在读这篇帖子的话向你问好哦）会非常开心。
毫无疑问，这支利物浦队称得上非凡无比。他们不仅踢出了胜利足球，他们还踢出了美丽足球。即便美丽足球不太奏效的时候，他们也能找到取胜的法宝，而不用去踢丑陋的足球。
不仅如此，利物浦在场外也展示了俱乐部的水准。每次我看到克洛普接受采访，他都变得更招人喜欢。
除了和我狐比赛的时候，看你们利物浦踢球总是很愉悦，我期待我们明年能与你们在争冠道路上一决高下（梦想总要有的，不是吗？）。
疯狂派对吧，这是你们应得的。愿你们酒水丰美，愿你们宿醉易解。（记住，睡前喝一品脱水）
往期传声筒
#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON：利物浦赢得2019/20赛季英超联赛冠军
[–]【阿森纳】yungchigz 7051 points 1 day ago
They've snatched victory from the jaws of victory
他们在胜利边缘取得险胜
[–]【曼联】Hotzspot 1862 points 1 day ago
When the notification for Fernandinho’s red card came up my first thought was “Fuck I hope it’s not a penalty”. Idk why I wanted the inevitable delayed like that but it still hurts
当我收到费尔南迪尼奥染红的消息时，我第一反应是“卧槽，但愿别是点球啊”。我不知道为什么如此想要让一件无可避免的事情推迟发生，但我的心真的好痛
[–]V_Vutha 1217 points 1 day ago
His face during the VAR check was hilarious
等待VAR确认那会，费鸟的表情实在有够好笑
[–]【切尔西】Caveman77 829 points 1 day ago*
I've never seen a player look more guilty. He was just waiting for the red
我从没见过在一名球员脸上写着这么多的内疚。他根本就是在等那张红牌了。
[–]【韦康比流浪者】chdudlow 10.4k points 1 day ago
Simultaneously the earliest and latest prem title win ever! Truly record setters.
史上最早的、同时也是最晚的英超冠军！真正的纪录创造者。
[–]UlsterSaysRugby 1414 points 1 day ago
Bit of a mad one.
Whistle blew in the 96th minute too.
这纪录真疯狂。
连终场哨都直到96分钟才吹响。
[–]【利物浦】moob9 528 points 1 day ago
97th. Close though.
算97分钟吧。差不了多少了。
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 1779 points 1 day ago
It had to be crazy for Liverpool to win it
利物浦苦等了这么久，肯定都快熬疯了
[–]【曼联】Grevling89 1765 points 1 day ago
It only took a global fucking pandemic
不过是熬了一波他娘的全球疫情罢了
[–]【南安普顿】meteoritee 2829 points 1 day ago
We all knew it was coming, we didn't know when.
I do kinda wish it went to a Liverpool vs Man City showdown on Thursday but oh well.
Congrats
我们都清楚利物浦拿到冠军是迟早的事情，只是不知道究竟哪天而已。
我还蛮希望等到下周四利物浦直接对话曼城的时候才上演大结局，不过这也行吧。
恭喜啦
[–]flyxdvd 1394 points 1 day ago
A guard honour from them that match will be something to see.
曼城要列队欢迎新科冠军了，那场比赛还是挺有看点的。
[–]【西汉姆联】ALLIGATOR_FUCK_PARTY 591 points 1 day ago
I’d love to watch that game sat next to a United fan.
那场比赛我要找个曼联球迷坐他旁边看。
[–]【曼联】tompj99 567 points 1 day ago
Jokes on you! Im just not gonna watch
傻了吧！老子压根就没打算看
[–]【纽卡斯尔】empiresk 3169 points 1 day ago
Live in Liverpool and my entire street just erupted. Fireworks and everything.
Imagine this happening in the real world?
坐标利物浦，我这边整条街都沸腾了。各种烟花什么的全出来了。
你能想象这是发生在现实世界的事情吗？
[–]【利兹联】omgwtfroflcake 1202 points 1 day ago
Someone was just blasting out You'll Never Walk Alone and belting the lyrics out on my street here in Leeds
利兹这边有人刚刚吼起了《你永远不会独行》，现在整条街都在唱这首歌了
[–]whopw 1157 points 1 day ago
Someone was just blasting out You'll Never Walk alone and belting the lyrics out on my street too! And I'm not even in England.
Okay that someone is me, but still counts
我住的这条街同样也有人在唱《你永远不会独行》！我甚至都不在英格兰。
好吧，唱歌的人其实就是我啦，一样算数嘛
[–]【利物浦】mrkingkoala 280 points 1 day ago
Good work lad.
老哥整挺好。
[–]conchobor 432 points 1 day ago
The scenes outside Anfield right now are incredible.
Terrifying given the pandemic.
But incredible.
现在安菲尔德球场外的景象简直不可思议。
考虑到疫情，确实有点吓人。
但真的不可思议。
[–]【切尔西】mayank1193 1480 points 1 day ago
Frankie Lampard the Liverpool Legend
弗兰克-兰帕德就是利物浦传奇
[–]【科尔切斯特联】naughty_stroopwaffle 665 points 1 day ago
Won it for Chelsea, won it for City, now completes the triad and wins it for Liverpool. United next?
为切尔西赢下英超，为曼城赢下英超，如今完成三冠伟业为利物浦赢下英超。下一个轮到曼联？
[–]【切尔西】notreilly 182 points 1 day ago
We won the league in his season at City tho
他在曼城那个赛季我车也联赛夺冠了
[–]【利物浦】TheEvilMrFry 664 points 1 day ago
Andy Lonergan, Premier league champion!
安迪-洛纳根，英超联赛冠军！（译注：洛纳根为本赛季加盟利物浦的大龄门将）
[–]【西悉尼流浪者】pattybrischetti 76 points 1 day ago
Oh Andy Andy! Andy Andy Andy Lonergan!
噢 安迪 安迪！安迪 安迪 安迪 洛纳根！
[–]【利物浦】Hy-phenated 8055 points 1 day ago
Let this be a lesson to you all, Liverpool does not lose 31 years in a row
你们所有人都要铭记这个教训，利物浦不会连续失败31年
[–]【法兰克福】Kavor 1781 points 1 day ago
RemindMe! 31 years
提醒助手，31年后叫我一声
[–]ecchi_yajur 379 points 1 day ago
I'll do it mate but what's to say Frankfurt won't have won the Bundesliga by then
这事交给我，但说不定到了那时候法拉克福也还没拿到德甲冠军呢
[–]【红星】burton34 296 points 1 day ago
I don't want to wait another 30 years though. Can we do this again next year?
我可不想再等30年了。要不明年就再来一次？
[–]【热刺】rolandGOAT 6147 points 1 day ago
Last year's Liverpool fans who said next year's their year were finally right.
去年说“明年会是属于我军的一年”的利物浦粉丝总算说对了。
[–]【利物浦】TBlueshirtsV22 408 points 1 day ago
We were bound to be right one of these years
这么多年，也该对一次了
[–]【切尔西】sr_crypsis 2220 points 1 day ago
If you say it every year it might eventually be true
如果每年都说一次，可能最终总会成真的
[–]【威尔士】Giggsy99 1111 points 1 day ago
My nan said for years that she wouldn't be alive in a year and one year she was right
我奶奶年年都在说她自己只有不到一年好活了，然后有一年她说中了
[–]【阿根廷】PM_ME_YR_TROUBLES 152 points 1 day ago
That's how you achieve things
想成大事就得这么做
[–]【标准烈日】Madgarr 4726 points 1 day ago
End of a meme era
段子时代的终结
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 3606 points 1 day ago
Now we must pick on another team for having a long drought, City are on a 1 year drought let’s meme them
如今我们必须再挑一支长期无冠的球队来编段子了，曼城已经一年无冠了，我们来搞他们吧
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 4257 points 1 day ago
Ahem
呃哼
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 2271 points 1 day ago
What
咋啦
[–]【霍芬海姆】Homerwithnohumour 2138 points 1 day ago
Lads
伙计们
[–]【巴萨】too_damn_fast 1879 points 1 day ago
It's
这可是
[–]【利明顿】squeenanna 2331 points 1 day ago
Tottenham
托特纳姆
[–]【曼联】upsidedownpringles 1098 points 1 day ago
Goodbye
回见了您呐
[–]【利物浦】Tsubasa_sama 1992 points 1 day ago
Years since they last won the league:
Liverpool: 0
Man City: 1
Chelsea: 3
Man United: 7
Arsenal: 16
Tottenham: 59
距离他们上次顶级联赛夺冠已经过去__年：
利物浦：0
曼城：1
切尔西：3
曼联：7
阿森纳：16
托特纳姆热刺：59
[–]【雷特福德联】AlcoholicSocks 1302 points 1 day ago
The disrespect to Leicester and the mighty Blackburn
你居然不把莱斯特城和强大的布莱克本放在眼里
[–]【曼城】poiuytrewqazxcvbnml 826 points 1 day ago
To include all other teams (since Spurs won it):
Leeds: 28
Everton: 33
Villa: 39
Forest: 42
Derby: 45
Ipswich: 58
涵盖其他球队的版本（自热刺上次赢得顶级联赛冠军以来）：
利兹：28
埃弗顿：33
阿斯顿维拉：39
诺丁汉森林：42
德比郡：45
伊普斯维奇：58
[–]【伊普斯维奇】MatttttyF 735 points 1 day ago
I'll take it
行吧
[–]【利物浦】AnotherPoshBrit 50 points 1 day ago
Next year is your year
明年是属于你们的一年
[–]【热刺】ndkhan 317 points 1 day ago
Why would you bait it out like this
这钓鱼帖你们也上钩得太快了吧喂
[–]【曼联】conormc670 350 points 1 day ago
At least we still have Spurs
至少还有刺 值得我去珍惜
[–]【切尔西】bloodylegend95 3197 points 1 day ago
Chelsea taketh Chelsea giveth
切尔西从汝手中夺取，必由切尔西来赋予汝
[–]【曼联】upsidedownpringles 953 points 1 day ago
Somehow it's always you handing out titles
不知何故，总是你车负责分发冠军奖杯
[–]LazinessPersonified 430 points 1 day ago
Abramovich buying titles for everyone!
阿布为所有人的冠军买单！
[–]【切尔西】magincourts 149 points 1 day ago
You get a title, and you get a title!
你有冠军拿，你也有冠军拿！
[–]【切尔西】Papagayo_blanco 397 points 1 day ago
We seem to have a knack for it.
我们好像干这事上瘾
[–]PookaPookey 239 points 1 day ago
You blessed Leicester too
你们也加持了莱斯特城的冠军
[–]【多特蒙德】tylershenanigans 248 points 1 day ago
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
我引导他人寻获我自己无法拥有的宝藏
[–]【切尔西】Gitzser 1882 points 1 day ago2
Lampard- 1 liverpool title
Gerrard- 0
兰帕德——利物浦联赛冠军X1
杰拉德——0
[–]【不莱梅】Kselli 866 points 1 day ago
Liverpool legend Frank Lampard
利物浦传奇弗兰克-兰帕德
[–]【切尔西】uchiha_building 408 points 1 day ago
you shut your whore mouth right now
请立刻关闭您的进食舱门
[–]【阿森纳】Offaplain 840 points 1 day ago
Rip, looks like we are the new Liverpool.
完蛋，看来我厂取代利物浦原来的位置了。
[–]【切尔西】leopardchief 406 points 1 day ago
You're halfway there
你厂这才哪到哪儿啊
[–]【阿森纳】Offaplain 343 points 1 day ago
It's the attitude more than the years, the whole "back in the glory days ect". Apparently there are arsenal fans tweeting the golden invincible trophy ect.
比起时间来，我厂差的更多的是态度，那种“辉煌往昔难忘怀”的感觉。很显然，还有阿森纳球迷在推特上发不败赛季的金色奖杯之类的。
（译注：指部分枪迷因为利物浦未能实现不败夺冠而暗自得意）
[–]【切尔西】peon2 5623 points 1 day ago
Wait, the result of this match had an influence on Liverpools chance's of winning? WHY DIDN'T THE COMMENTATORS MENTION THIS!?
等等，我车和他城的比赛结果居然会影响到利物浦夺冠？解说员怎么都没提到这一点呢？！
（译注：这位是在反讽比赛转播方对利物浦方面的过多关注）
[–]【利物浦】ThereWillBeGoals 2844 points 1 day ago
I'm sorry, were Chelsea playing tonight? I didn't know.
不好意思，今晚有切尔西的比赛？我都不知道。
[–]juventus99514 1207 points 1 day ago
I don't think they mentioned chelsea at all in the last 10 minutes lol
比赛最后十分钟解说员聊的东西都跟切尔西没关系了哈哈哈
[–]【孟买城】sauntheninja 669 points 1 day ago
When Chelsea scored they showed Liverpool fans celebrating lol when it was a massive win for Chelsea to be in the top 4
切尔西进球时，转播方切的是利物浦球迷的庆祝镜头，明明这是切尔西争四战役的重要胜利啊
[–]【曼联】D1794 586 points 1 day ago
They mentioned Liverpool directly after Willian scored his penalty it was bizarre, as if Chelsea winning isn't big for them
威廉罚进点球后，解说员直接就开始讲利物浦的事，这太古怪了，好像切尔西的胜利对他们来说不值一提似的
[–]a【曼联】shu54 413 points 1 day ago
Lmao the presenters didn't even show Chelsea fans on the reactions.
主持人根本就没放切尔西球迷的反应画面，笑死
[–]【班加罗尔FC】KiraKumar 132 points 1 day ago
City and Chelsea fans waiting to show their emotions on zoom call! Must have been disappointed!
曼城和切尔西球迷一直守在直播镜头前等着上电视展露情绪呢！他们肯定失望透顶！
[–]_cumblast_ 1217 points 1 day ago
Jürgen Norbert Klopp, take a bow. The chosen one.
尤尔根-诺伯特-克洛普，鞠躬致意。天选之人。
[–]【狼队】kwild29 433 points 1 day ago
His middle name is Norbert?
他中间名叫诺伯特？
[–]_cumblast_ 643 points 1 day ago
Beautiful isn't it
多么动听，不是吗
[–]【利物浦】weedfueled 8 points 1 day ago
Roughly means “ North Star “ from what I understand. And we sure as shit follow him
根据我的理解，这词大意是“北方之星”。北星带我飞，KOP永相随
[–]【利物浦】Hipsterhobo 996 points 1 day ago
I'm 30 years and one month old. Been waiting for this all my life!!
我今年30岁零一个月了。我这一生都在等待这个冠军！！
[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 421 points 1 day ago
That first month must have been fun though
头一个月应该很好玩吧
[–]【利物浦】Hipsterhobo 795 points 1 day ago
Not really, all I did was shit myself and cry.
也不见得，光顾着自由飞翔和哇哇大哭了。
[–]TheScarletPimpernel 239 points 1 day ago
Honour the first month by getting drunk enough tonight that you do it again
为了纪念最初的那个月，今晚一醉方休，然后再来一次童真体验
[–]【德国】footysocc 2163 points 1 day ago
Kloppo has actually done it... where‘s the statue going to be built?
克洛普真的成功了……他的雕像准备建在哪里？
[–]【利物浦】IanCaesars 1731 points 1 day ago
In our hearts.
建在我们的心里。
[–]【利物浦】bouds19 992 points 1 day ago
In my pants.
建我裤子里也行。
[–]【洛杉矶银河】crimsontideftw24 1030 points 1 day ago
Short statue innit
微缩雕像吗
[–]【利物浦】SirDowns 151 points 1 day ago
One in every street.
每条街道都建一座吧。
[–]iamPause 154 points 1 day ago
Wherever he fucking wants
他想建在哪儿就特么建在哪儿
[–]【埃弗顿】DiiGiiTAL 2209 points 1 day ago
Unsubscribe.
还看个鬼的足球。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 608 points 1 day ago
:( Lets go to the gym together
:( 咱们一起去健身房吧
（译注：上赛季埃弗顿4-0曼联的比赛过程中，一位曼联球迷在丢第一球时发帖说自己没去健身房就为看这破比赛，丢第二球时发帖说自己不看了直接去健身房。遂成R站名梗。）
[–]【曼联】ryanedwards0101 219 points 1 day ago
We're going to need to just open a gym at this point
眼下亟需开放健身房
[–]【埃弗顿】barrister24 140 points 1 day ago
BLEACH HERE WE COME
漂白剂我们来啦
[–]【曼联】Raintrooper7 62 points 1 day ago
Never thought I'd take Trump's advice but here I am
从未想过有一天我会接受特朗普的建议，不过我认了
（译注：特朗普曾发表直接将漂白剂注入人体以抵抗新冠病毒的言论）
[–]【利物浦】arpeGO 412 points 1 day ago
It's been 30 years one hour since Liverpool last won the league 🏆
距离利物浦上一次获得联赛冠军已经过去了30年 1个小时
[–]【本菲卡】MitroVanWilder 44 points 1 day ago
2020 didn't take this away from us. Clubs like Liverpool shouldn't have to go 30 years without a championship.
Congratulations!
2020年带不走属于我们的喜悦。像利物浦这样的俱乐部不该承受30年无法赢得联赛冠军的煎熬。
热烈祝贺！
[–]hyperactiv3hedgehog 553 points 1 day ago*
I teared up at klopp's video, he has lost finals, he has missed winning the title with 1 point, 1 fucking point, then when he knew he was 20+ points ahead, he had to wait 3 months, he read all the mad shit of NULL & VOID garbage
and despite all the hits, the fact we were up against one of the most richest teams in the world (MCFC) and prob. the best manager of the decade (Gaurdiola). He (Klopp) fucking did it, he fucking did it...he did what he said he would
看到渣叔的视频（译注：克洛普接受天空体育采访时激动落泪）我哭了，他曾经输过决赛，他曾经距离夺冠只有1分之遥，就差那么该死的1分，后来当他清楚自己领先20多分的时候，他不得不苦候3个月，并读到所有关于“赛季取消及作废”的垃圾讨论。
除开这些打击，我们面对的则是世界上最富有的球队之一（曼城俱乐部），十年间最棒的主帅（瓜迪奥拉）。而他（克洛普）真特么做到了，他特么做到了……他做到了他来时承诺的事（译注：克洛普加盟利物浦时承诺在四年内为利物浦带来冠军）
[–]【利物浦】arpeGO 171 points 1 day ago
No one deserves it more than Klopp - so humble and selfless in victory
没有谁比克洛普更配得上这个冠军——他即使面对胜利也是如此谦逊和无私
[–]CasinoOasis2 48 points 1 day ago
He's right up there with Shankly, Paisley and Dalglish in the club's history for what he's achieved.
凭借他成就的这一切，他的名字将与香克利、佩斯利和达格利什一起在俱乐部历史上熠熠生辉。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 728 points 1 day ago
I just have to say thank you for the wonderful memories, it was a good 30 year run!
我只想向这个网页道一声谢谢，谢谢你带来的美好回忆，这是一段很棒的30年长跑！
（译注：https://lastwonatrophy.co.uk/liverpool/league/ 该网页一直实时记录利物浦距离上次夺冠过去的时间。下图为6月27日截取的页面。）
[–]【帕勒斯蒂诺】J_eseele 201 points 1 day ago
Brilliant how they update it immediately
他们居然这么快就更新了，很机智嘛
[–]screwedcitizenz 105 points 1 day ago
we had fun, lets just hope it isnt 30 years for us now too
我们曾经有过乐子，希望现在我们不会也需要30年来重夺冠军
[–]Stonewalled89 1022 points 1 day ago*
Do you want to win the Premier League?
Then be smart. Don't do it yourself....
Get Chelsea to do it for you.
All it will cost you is one Timo Werner!
Congratulations Liverpool on a League title well earned
你想赢得英超冠军吗？
那就放聪明点。不要自己动手……
让切尔西来替你动手。
你要付出的代价不过是一个蒂莫-维尔纳而已！
祝贺利物浦问鼎英超，你们应得的
[–]【莱斯特城】h2g2_researcher 383 points 1 day ago
Back in 2016 when Leicester won the league, a good friend of mine took me for a celebratory drink. He's a massive Liverpool fan, and so I need to buy him one now.
But just as he was genuinely pleased to see Leicester win, I'm genuinely pleased to see Liverpool win it, especially after that agonisingly close finish last year. But also because I know my friend (hi, Colin, if you're reading this!) will be happy.
There's no doubt that this Liverpool team is exceptional. And not only have they played winning football, they've played attractive football as well. And even when it's not quite worked for them, they've been able to find what's needed to win without playing ugly football.
Not only that, but the club has shown class off-pitch too. Jurgen Klopp gets more likeable every time I see him interviewed.
It's been a pleasure to watch you, except when you've played us, and I look forward to challenging you for the title (I can dream, right?) next year.
Party hard, you've deserved it. And may your drinks be fine and plentiful, and your hangovers merciful. (Pint of water before you go to sleep, remember.)
2016年莱斯特城获得英超冠军的时候，我一个朋友请我喝了杯庆功酒。他是利物浦的铁杆球迷，所以现在我要请他喝一杯了。
但是就像他由衷为莱斯特城的胜利感到高兴一样，我也由衷为利物浦的胜利感到高兴，尤其是在他们上赛季令人沮丧的功败垂成之后。而且（我感到高兴）也是因为我知道我朋友（嗨，科林，如果你在读这篇帖子的话向你问好哦）会非常开心。
毫无疑问，这支利物浦队称得上非凡无比。他们不仅踢出了胜利足球，他们还踢出了美丽足球。即便美丽足球不太奏效的时候，他们也能找到取胜的法宝，而不用去踢丑陋的足球。
不仅如此，利物浦在场外也展示了俱乐部的水准。每次我看到克洛普接受采访，他都变得更招人喜欢。
除了和我狐比赛的时候，看你们利物浦踢球总是很愉悦，我期待我们明年能与你们在争冠道路上一决高下（梦想总要有的，不是吗？）。
疯狂派对吧，这是你们应得的。愿你们酒水丰美，愿你们宿醉易解。（记住，睡前喝一品脱水）
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