[英超传声筒]MD31 想要英超夺冠？找切尔西就对了！

[–]【皇马】-Whisperr 615 points 5 hours ago 

Chelsea and beating 2nd place to give 1st place the title

何谓绝配？切尔西与干掉次席给头名发奖杯

[–]【切尔西】YankeePharaoh 2013 points 5 hours ago 

Just call us the title sealers. City, Leicester, and Liverpool.

请叫我们冠军裁决者。曼城、莱斯特城和利物浦都是我们的客户。

[–]SMReddits 530 points 5 hours ago 

If you watched BT sports then I don't think you realise Liverpool waited 30 years for the title and Pulisic was trained by Jurgen Klopp/

你要是看BT体育直播的话，你大概都没发觉利物浦为这冠军等了30年，也不知道普利西奇其实是克洛普亲自培养起来的（译注：讽刺比赛中切尔西取得进球时导播切到利物浦球迷庆祝画面）

[–]Bearded_Jarl 422 points 5 hours ago 

God it was insufferable

It was a huge win for us and every time we score I get a zoom screen of 20 pool fans added to the commentary fucking dire

上帝啊这谁受得了

对切尔西来说这也是一场重要胜利啊，结果每次我们这边一进球，转播信号就给出20名他军球迷的庆祝镜头，就尼玛离谱

[–]【切尔西】LOMOcatVasilii 170 points 5 hours ago 

I mean I'd get it if there were no other narrative or at the very least if they showed it alongside Chelsea fancams

ffs we're fighting for top 4 in a tight race, we're taking down a giant opponent. We have our own stakes in this game and we played with soul. it's not like it's the last game of the season or some shit and nothing is on the line for us.

They had to shoehorn liverpool every two mins let us at least celebrate our win ffs

要是这场比赛实在没啥可说的，或者切镜头时把他军球迷和我们的的球迷直播镜头摆在一起，我都觉得可以接受

可这特么是我们争四的白热化大作战啊，我们还把重量级对手打趴下了。这场比赛我们也是背水一战，战魂高燃。这可不是什么决定赛季结局的最终战役，然而焦点压根就不是我们。

[–]【切尔西】looeeyeah 171 points 5 hours ago 

I can understand it after the game, but after every goal?

在比赛结束后搞这个（切入利物浦球迷画面）我可以理解，但至于每进一个球都切一回吗？

[–]【利物浦】Jellitin 122 points 4 hours ago 

Instead of Chelsea fans too

而且本该是放切尔西球迷庆祝镜头的

[–]【切尔西】MrCleanandShady 101 points 3 hours ago 

I'm happy for you guys but that was fucking disgraceful, this game meant a lot to Chelsea fans too

我为你军高兴，但这种做法太不厚道了，这场比赛对切尔西球迷同样意义重大

[–]swat1611 65 points 5 hours ago 

Klopp training Pulisic only to abandon him so he gets sold to Chelsea and scores one of the 2 goals sealing the title. Klopp with 7D chess right there.

克洛普（在多特蒙德）带过普利西奇，然后放弃了他，于是普利西奇被卖到切尔西，并在今天打进决定冠军归属的两球中的一个。下棋大师克洛普。

[–]【利物浦】energy_0 891 points 5 hours ago* 

Thank you Chelsea, very cool!

谢谢切尔西，这很酷！

[–]【切尔西】magincourts 175 points 5 hours ago 

And very legal!

也很合法！（译注：Very legal and very cool为2018年特朗普名句）

[–]【切尔西】KrauseHS 129 points 5 hours ago* 

Our pleasure! Now, can we have 3 points next month, please? Just as a little 'thank you' from you guys? Cheers

荣幸之至！那啥，下个月你们能回个礼送我们3分不？就当是你军略表谢意？干杯

[–]【利物浦】mrcanadianbeef1 67 points 5 hours ago* 

This was just you guys repaying us for the Gerrard back pass to Drogba

Edit: So everyone knows, I am talking about 2010 not 2014

这权当杰拉德回传助攻德罗巴的补偿了

编辑：我说的是2010年的事（译注：杰拉德乌龙助攻德罗巴得分，切尔西最终以1分优势力压曼联夺冠），没说2014年

[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 44 points 5 hours ago 

We either win the title or we fuck shit up for someone else.

我车要么拿冠军，要么成全他人拿冠军

[–]【曼联】logical-appointment 75 points 5 hours ago 

Congrats!

道贺！

[–]【阿森纳】mavropanos27 45 points 5 hours ago 

pulisic won liverpool the league

普利西奇帮利物浦赢下英超

[–]【利物浦】syakitty 360 points 5 hours ago 

CHELSEA GIVETH, CHELSEA TAKETH AWAY

失之蓝狮，收之蓝狮

[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 1226 points 5 hours ago 

Liverpool setting not one, but two records (at either end of the spectrum) tonight. they are now the earliest team to ever win the PL (with 7 games remaining), and at the same time they are also the latest team to win it (only becoming Champions at the end of June).

今晚利物浦创下了不止一项，而是两项纪录（从另一方面来理解的话）。他们是英超历史上最早获得联赛冠军的球队（提前7轮问鼎），同时也是最晚赢得联赛冠军的球队（直到6月底才抡元）。

[–]【利物浦】dave1992 238 points 5 hours ago 

The earliest record could be broken, if the second placed team isn't as good as City, but the latest one is probably never ever be broken.

要是排名第二的球队不像曼城这么厉害的话，最早夺冠的纪录以后还是有希望被打破的，不过最晚夺冠的纪录估计没人能破了。

[–]【诺丁汉森林】adscott1982 182 points 5 hours ago 

Just need an even worse pandemic.

这好办，来个更糟糕的流行病就破了。

[–]【皇马】Destryer200 211 points 5 hours ago 

Say sike rn

乌鸦嘴滚啊

[–]【美国】Fivefooteightgiant 405 points 5 hours ago 

And potentially, the shortest reigning champions.

而且很可能也是史上在位时间最短的英超霸主。

[–]【热刺】Rodin-V 138 points 5 hours ago 

I like this one

这个纪录我喜欢

[–]【利物浦】artie_fresh 608 points 5 hours ago 

Only fitting that it's Chelsea who clinches the title for Leicester and now Liverpool. What a feeling.

切尔西当年为莱斯特城授冠，如今又助利物浦加冕。就这个feel倍儿爽。

[–]【切尔西】Larry_Bobarry 298 points 5 hours ago 

Our consistency is on another level

高一档的不忘初心

[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 71 points 5 hours ago 

apparently we love winning the title for teams starting with L.

easy strategy to win the league:

1. name your club so it starts with L.

2. have ur only challengers play us with about 4-8 games remaining.

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

很明显，我车就喜欢为L字开头的球队夺冠而赴汤蹈火。

手把手教你赢英超：

1. 你的球队命名要以L打头

2. 联赛还剩4-8轮时让你的夺冠劲敌跟我车交手

3. ？？？？

4. 冠军到手！

[–]Chef_Bojan3 53 points 5 hours ago 

Leeds fans are interested.

利兹球迷表示很有兴趣

[–]【利物浦】_justtheonce_ 33 points 5 hours ago 

30 Years!! Looking forward to the guard of honor at city!

30年了！！十分期待下一轮曼城的列队欢迎！

[–]【曼联】idhopson 278 points 5 hours ago 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

我勒个大啊啊啊啊啊啊啊槽

[–]【曼联】Bestziggseuw 133 points 5 hours ago 

We needed them to drop points

我们本想他们丢分的

[–]【热刺】ExpertGossiper 250 points 5 hours ago 

Man this must be such a double gut punch from a United fan's perspective. Chelsea going clear and the big rivals sealing the title. Oof.

这是给满怀期望的曼联球迷来了一记双倍会心一击啊。（争四对手）切尔西获胜，同时最大的死敌喜提英超。啧啧。

[–]【曼联】Bestziggseuw 93 points 5 hours ago 

Absolutely, I've never rooted for city this much in my life

绝对的，我这辈子都没这么死心塌地地支持过曼城

[–]【热刺】RedBullBocaJrAFC 29 points 4 hours ago 

If the ban is upheld you’re still on for CL Football, so time to cheer on UEFA.

如果曼城的欧战禁令维持原判，你魔还是有欧冠踢的，所以赶紧为欧足联加油吧

[–]【皇马】Kroosified 228 points 5 hours ago 

COVID spikes in Merseyside today!

本日默西塞德地区迎来新冠病毒激增！

[–]【莫斯科斯巴达克】buldakov29 129 points 5 hours ago 

Birthrate increases in March 2021

2021年3月将迎来一波新生婴儿潮

[–]【曼联】Nicox37 1005 points 5 hours ago 

Damn Lampard really won the title for Liverpool before Gerrard huh

兰帕德真就比杰拉德还早一步为利物浦拿到英超冠军 哈

[–]【曼城】codespyder 207 points 5 hours ago 

That’s a bruh moment if I’ve ever heard one

这也太无情了

[–]【切尔西】Armandhino 770 points 5 hours ago 

3 vital points for us. This was the best possible outcome for every team bar Liverpool.

Don’t have to see them celebrate.

Don’t have to hear them celebrate.

Don’t have to see anything Liverpool related until next Thursday.

Just turn your TV off and stop browsing Reddit for the rest of the day.

😂

Before any of you say “Dude be a good sport and congratulate them it’s been 30 or so years!”

?????

Are you new to sports? Every team besides mine can fuck off for all I care lol.

对我们来说这是关键的三分。这也是对除了利物浦之外的所有球队来说最好的结果。

不用再看他们庆祝。

不用再听他们庆祝。

不用在下周四之前再看到任何跟利物浦有关的东西。

把电视关掉，今天也别再逛R站。

😂

肯定会有人跳出来说“老哥，有点体育精神，恭喜一下人家啊，毕竟都等了30年了！”

？？？？？

你第一天看足球？除了我自己的主队，别的队关我毛事啊哈哈哈哈。

[–]【利兹联】DEUK_96 165 points 5 hours ago 

For everything being made about Liverpool, I thought you played very well. I definitely haven't seen your defence turn in a performance like that this season.

说到为利物浦所做的一切，我觉得你车这场本身就踢得非常好。这个赛季以来我根本就没见过你们的防守有过这么好的表现。

[–]【切尔西】aacod15 68 points 4 hours ago 

Rudiger was immense today. Was unbeatable in the air

吕迪格今天两米八。高空球简直无敌。

[–]JulienThee28383 33 points 4 hours ago 

Our defense stepped it up... Christendom also looked great

我们的防守面貌一新……克里斯滕森看起来也不错

[–]【切尔西】Max2tehPower 23 points 5 hours ago 

Chelsea gifts the title to City. Win it the next season.

Chelsea gifts the title to Leicester. Win it the next season.

Chelsea gifts the title to Liverpool. ????

切尔西助攻曼城夺冠。次赛季自己夺冠。

切尔西助攻莱斯特城夺冠。次赛季自己夺冠。

切尔西助攻利物浦夺冠。？？？？

[–]【热刺】Danny5223 9046 points 13 hours ago 

what the actual fuck was that mendy lmao

门迪那家伙在搞虾米碗糕？笑死人了

[–]【利物浦】FireZeLazer 4344 points 13 hours ago 

Yeah let's not this whole situation detract from what the fuck we just watched from Mendy

先别管进球的整个过程，大伙集中注意力好好看看门迪这表演的层次

[–]【利物浦】Spaghetti_Head_Man 1527 points 13 hours ago 

Great assist tbf

有一说一，这助攻绝了

[–]umarfarooq96 184 points 12 hours ago 

The mess up where he passes isn't even the worst bit. The worst is him committing to a tackle when he has no one behind him to cover. Could just follow the run and cut the angle off and make it hard for Pulisic.

The typical "commit a bigger mistake trying to cover up the smaller mistake"

他传球失误那一下还不是最糟糕的地方。最糟的是他身为防线最后一人时居然轻易下脚去截球。他本该紧跟着普利西奇跑，卡住他的角度，让普利西奇没那么容易形成单刀。

[–]animealternate 531 points 12 hours ago 

Like busquets to messi

他那一传颇有布斯克茨世纪助攻梅西的神韵。

[–]verci0222 239 points 12 hours ago 

Pretty sure this is the best assist of his career

基本可以评上门迪职业生涯最佳助攻了

[–]【阿伯丁】areteaes3 199 points 12 hours ago 

Absolutely fucking shocking defending - schoolboy error

绝对让人大吃一斤的防守——小学生级别的失误

[–]【狼队】_lemonpledge_ 180 points 12 hours ago 

David Luiz vibes

大卫-路易斯有话说

[–]【曼联】devthelord7 361 points 13 hours ago 

Agent Mendy for Liverpool

利物浦卧底门迪

[–]【曼城】Jamiedawkins 178 points 12 hours ago 

He always joins Liverpool when I sell him on Fifa maybe this is the start of that

每次我在FIFA游戏里卖掉他时，他总是立马就去利物浦了。这球可能就要触发那个事件了。

[–]【利物浦】dmystery123 744 points 13 hours ago 

when him and gundogan are together he sort of just kicks it away from both of them

当他和京多安跑到一起时，他居然把球直接踢到他俩谁都够不着的方向。

[–]【阿森纳】R_Schuhart 511 points 13 hours ago 

And after that he chases Pulisic down, but instead of forcing him wide and waiting for his teammate to back him up he steps in with some half-assed block.

之后他撵上了普利西奇，但是他没有把对方往边路压迫并等待队友支援，反倒是来了一个拉胯拦截。

[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 175 points 13 hours ago 

I don’t understand who he was passing to, what the hell was he thinking?

我都没看懂他到底想传给谁，他特娘的到底在想啥呢？

[–]【阿森纳】PatdnLite 362 points 13 hours ago* 

He’s been studying Arsenal

他最近在钻研阿森纳

[–]cspong4 2397 points 13 hours ago 

Mendy dusted

门迪败者食尘

[–]TigerBasket 731 points 13 hours ago 

Sunday league mishap

周日联赛（英格兰业余联赛）级别的事故

[–]poiuytrewqazxcvbnml 252 points 12 hours ago 

I think most Sunday league players would be embarrassed by that

我觉得大部分周日联赛球员看了门迪这个失误都会辣眼睛

[–]【利物浦】Cheesebro69 1149 points 13 hours ago 

Masterclass by Klopp to sign Pulisic five years ago knowing that he would seal the title for Liverpool five years later.

克洛普的大师级操作：五年前预感普利西奇会在五年后为利物浦夺冠添砖加瓦于是签下了他。

[–]njor15 248 points 12 hours ago 

Other managers playing football, Klopp out here playing 4D volleyball.

其他教练玩的是足球，克洛普玩的是4D排球。

[–]【切尔西】slothfun 2970 points 13 hours ago2 

Alexa play Fortunate Son

Alexa（亚马逊人工智能音箱），播放歌曲《幸运儿》（译注：克里登斯清水复兴合唱团的著名歌曲，曾作为插曲出现在《阿甘正传》中，下面的回复是歌曲歌词）

[–]MaineObjective 609 points 12 hours ago 

Some folks are born made to wave the flag!

有人生来便是向旗帜敬礼

[–]【利物浦】rayoflight92 286 points 12 hours ago 

Oo they're red white and blue

哦，旗帜有红色、白色和蓝色（指美国国旗）

[–]【凯尔特人】riccardotm 168 points 12 hours ago 

& when the band plays hail to the chief

当乐队演奏《向长官致敬》时

[–]【切尔西】Nero1988420 150 points 12 hours ago 

ooh they point that canon at you ♫

喔，他们将炮口对准了你♫

[–]【瓦伦西亚】SparkyGol 118 points 12 hours ago 

It ain't me, it ain't me. I ain't no senator's son, son...

那不是我，那不是我。我不是参议院之子…

[–]【利物浦】TheHadMatter15 83 points 12 hours ago 

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no

那不是我，那不是我，我不是幸运的那一个，不是。

[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 4108 points 13 hours ago 

That's a cracking run and finish tbf

这奔袭和临门一脚真的很出色

[–]【切尔西】uchiha_building 1147 points 13 hours ago 

Ice cold finish. Unreal composure from the lad.

超冷静的射门。小伙子太沉着了。

[–]【切尔西】HazardousBuck 2130 points 13 hours ago 

Finally someone comments something of quality about this. Pulisic is looking great.

总算有人发点有营养的评论了。普利西奇看起来真棒。

[–]【阿森纳】PatdnLite 695 points 12 hours ago 

He looks very confident tonight

他今晚表现得很有自信。

[–]【曼联】TakingADumpRightNow 220 points 12 hours ago 

If you've watched him play for the US, you'll know that confidence is something he's played with for years. He's a playmaker, plain and simple.

如果你看过他代表美国队的比赛，你就会明白这份自信是他多年来踢球自带的。他是个组织核心，思路清晰而简约。

[–]【波特兰伐木者】Charlie_Wax 671 points 12 hours ago 

Overrated Yank only signed to sell shirts to the lucrative Pennsylvania market.

无非就是个过誉的美国佬，签下他就是为了往宾夕法尼亚市场卖球衣而已。

[–]Tra1famadorian 436 points 12 hours ago 

Dortmund black and yellow. Steelers black and yellow.

Holy shit how deep does it go?

多特蒙德球衣是黄黑色。匹兹堡钢人（位于宾夕法尼亚州的橄榄球队）球衣也是黄黑色。

这球衣要怎么卖你告诉我？

[–]【切尔西】VoidPineapple 122 points 12 hours ago 

He's a tidy finisher, once he beat Mendy I had no doubt he was gonna finish it.

他射门很干脆，当他甩开门迪我就知道他肯定会得分的。

[–]【斯肯迪亚】BetterPhoneRon 190 points 12 hours ago* 

Yeah I can think of at least 5 chelsea players that would have fucked that up.

Edit: and I'm not counting the defenders.

是的，我能说出至少5个能把这个单刀球搞砸的切尔西球员。

编辑：我都没算后卫球员。

[–]【皇马】TheBlank5 5841 points 13 hours ago 

REDDIT GETS PAID

R站得偿所望

[–]【东孟加拉队】AyanC 1972 points 13 hours ago 

r/soccer's worst nightmare.

足球区最大的恶梦。（译注：可能是指服务器压力？）

[–]【曼联】TopNotchGamerr 494 points 13 hours ago 

Reddit to be Chelsea's next shirt sponsor

R站将成为切尔西球衣的下一个赞助商

[–]【霍芬海姆】Kellbian 389 points 13 hours ago 

Pulisic singlehandedly financing this website

普利西奇单枪匹马让R站上市

[–]【切尔西】Servalarian 307 points 13 hours ago 

CAPTAIN

AMERICA

美国

队长

[–]【德国】footysocc 1737 points 13 hours ago 

LIVERPOOL LEGEND

利物浦传奇

[–]【曼联】Minimalsmith 370 points 13 hours ago 

Kloppo gave him a bell pre game.

克洛普赛前打过电话给他。

[–]【利物浦】willbassyeah 253 points 13 hours ago 

Kloppo decided not to buy Pulisic for this moment.

克洛普去年决定不签普利西奇就是为了这一刻

[–]【利物浦】Tobiramen 114 points 13 hours ago 

THEY ARE ERECTING A STATUE OF PULISIC AT ANFIELD AS WE SPEAK

我们打字这会儿，安菲尔德那边已经开始立普利西奇的雕像啦

[–]【利物浦】Outta_hearr 1857 points 13 hours ago 

Thank God for the revolution

谢谢上苍赐予我们美国革命

[–]【切尔西】The_Chef_Boyardee 422 points 13 hours ago 

Breaking News: US-UK Trade Relationship Improves by 200%

突发新闻：美英贸易关系增进200%

[–]【利物浦】Outta_hearr 207 points 12 hours ago 

OPEN THE PORTS LADS

伙计们，开放港口

[–]millysoilly 148 points 12 hours ago 

DUMP THE FUCKING TEA AND ORDER MORE

把那些茶都特么给老子倾了，不够再订

[–]tapped21 138 points 13 hours ago 

Get that man a statue

给那个男人立座雕像

[–]WhatsMyAgeAgain-182 94 points 12 hours ago 

It’s a bad time to be a statue right now

眼下恐怕不是立雕像的好时节啊喂

[–]【博卡青年】bamadeo 239 points 13 hours ago 

PULISIC YOU MADMAN, WITH NO REGARD FOR REDDIT'S SERVERS!

普利西奇你个没良心的，你有考虑过R站服务器的感受吗！

[–]【利物浦】Raigoku 715 points 13 hours ago 

STEADY

冷静

[–]【华盛顿特区联】Blazing_Shade 422 points 13 hours ago 

Pulisic wins Liverpool the league

普利西奇为利物浦一脚定江山

[–]【利物浦】9r1fFN3sS 222 points 13 hours ago 

USA! USA! USA!

美利坚！美利坚！美利坚！

[–]【曼联】Martials-BigBaguette 81 points 13 hours ago 

Americans and Liverpool fans are gonna be holding arms and jumping with the trophy now.

美国人与利物浦球迷即将相拥在一起举杯跳跃。

[–]【利物浦】Adysen2121 56 points 12 hours ago 

With a sign that reads “Thank you Pulisic” in both English and Scouse

还有一条横幅用英语和利物浦方言写着“谢谢你普利西奇”

[–]【利物浦】BigTC_ 413 points 13 hours ago 

Pele was just a shit pulisic

贝利不过就是破产版普利西奇

[–]【切尔西】haha_amirite 69 points 12 hours ago 

Pelesic

贝利西奇