[欧冠传声筒]MD15 大巴黎：单场淘汰制就不怕逆转了

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[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Raliga 235 points 13 hours ago

Choupo >> Icardi

舒波莫廷>>伊卡尔迪

[–]【利物浦】aarxvil 60 points 12 hours ago

I legit didn't remember Icardi was playing until he was subbed off lol

直到看到伊卡尔迪被换下，才发现原来他在场上啊

[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】bulgarian_zucchinl 103 points 12 hours ago

that's actually not a meme. He is a PSG legend now. bigger than Cavani and Pauleta.

真不开玩笑，舒波莫廷已经是巴黎传奇了，比卡瓦尼、保莱塔座次都高

[–] ace_slammer 873 points 14 hours ago

PSG just anti bottled

大巴黎不会被逆转了

[–]【曼城】Infamy444 541 points 14 hours ago

Can't bottle second leg if you don't have one

没第二回合，就没有逆转

[–]【巴塞罗那】thebreye 235 points 13 hours ago

So there’s hope for us then

那我们巴萨有希望了

[–]【利物浦】Reddits-Reckoning 2011 points 14 hours ago

I reckon Tuchel took the "one-legged tie" thing a bit too seriously

图赫尔也太较真了吧，这是单回合淘汰赛，不是单腿赛啊

[–]【利物浦】slaughtered_gates 633 points 14 hours ago

Him celebrating on the cooler was hilarious

他在饮料箱上的庆祝，看了笑死

[–] aure_entuluva 349 points 14 hours ago

Thomas would you like a chair? No thanks, this cooler looks nice.

Loved it. He looked like a dad out watching his kid play at the park.

教练，你要把椅子吗？不了，谢谢。饮料箱看起来很棒。

美如画，图赫尔看起来就像是在公园里看孩子踢球的老父亲。

[–]【曼城】perpetualprime 105 points 14 hours ago

He's was as frustrated as a dad for the most part of that game

大部分时间里都是位在场边干着急的老父亲

[–]【拜仁】NameJeff 114 points 14 hours ago

I love when he used it as a war drum

看到图赫尔用饮料箱当作战鼓，爱了

[–]【热刺】MoneyManeVick 435 POINTS 

3 minutes from being sacked like Sarri

只差3分钟，就要和萨里一样被解雇了

[–]【霍芬海姆】jusepama1 111 points 14 hours ago

Poch was 3 minutes closer to get a job

波切蒂诺也只差3分钟就能找到工作了

[–]【曼联】HankMoodyMaddafakaaa 235 points 14 hours ago

Choupo legitimately saved his job.

舒波莫廷保住了图赫尔的工作

[–]【斯托克】mattjdale97 938 points 14 hours ago

Always knew Choup Moting had it in him, never doubted him or called him an overpaid cunt at a Stoke game

一直就知道舒波莫廷有点东西，从没有质疑过他，也没有在斯托克的比赛里叫过他高薪水混蛋

[–]【法国】blachat 471 points 14 hours ago

Narrator: "He in fact called him a fat overpaid cunt at a Stoke game"

话外音：“事实上他在斯托克比赛里被称做肥胖的高薪水混蛋。”

[–]【皇马】DaREY297 2058 points 14 hours ago

As an Atalanta fan since 2 hours ago this is truly heartbreaking

作为一名亚特兰大队2小时的老球迷，心碎了

[–]【热刺】jamadelo 668 points 14 hours ago

Didn't even have time to learn the players' names.

时间甚至还不够认识亚特兰大球员的

[–]【切尔西】keithohara 501 points 14 hours ago

Blame Stoke City for this

都怪斯托克城

[–]【斯托克】mattjdale97 250 points 14 hours ago

Our plot to cause world suffering continues even as we exeunt the Prem

就算我们斯托克城不在英超，我们企图给世界造成痛苦的阴谋仍在继续

[–]【阿森纳】PirelliPZero 54 points 14 hours ago

They're fucking causing so much suffering to footy fans.

This shite and Shaqiri assisting Wijnaldum to give Liverpool the equaliser against Barca.

他们真的给球迷带来了太多伤害。

除了舒波莫廷，还有上次沙奇里助攻维纳尔杜姆，帮助利物浦扳平了对巴萨的总比分。

[–]【多特蒙德】relaxyourfnshoulders 785 points 16 hours ago

MURIEL OH MAN

穆里尔啊，什么鬼

[–]【曼城】smoltanboi 375 points 16 hours ago

like a baby taking his first steps with the ball in the box there

他在禁区里拿球，像小婴儿学走路一样

[–]【塞维利亚】sevillista 102 points 16 hours ago

This is the Muriel I remember

这是我记忆中的穆里尔

[–] Nikoial 100 points 16 hours ago

FIFA 14 Muriel would score that

FIFA14的穆里尔这球能进

[–]【埃弗顿】malikdwd 241 points 16 hours ago

Heartbreaking for Atalanta but what a fucking match!

Choupo-Moting changed the fucking game

亚特兰大可惜了，不过比赛太精彩了！

舒波莫廷改变了比赛

[–]【狼队】PakiIronman 166 points 16 hours ago

What makes that goal and win even better is that it would have been Thiago Silva's last game. He's previously praised Choupo-Moting and said he's one of the best friends he's ever made. And his goal keeps Thiago in the team. Brilliant.

这粒进球背后有着更好的意义，如果巴黎被淘汰了，将会是蒂亚戈-席尔瓦在巴黎的最后一场比赛。席尔瓦之前赞扬了舒波莫廷，而且说他是自己最好的朋友。这粒进球可以让席尔瓦继续为巴黎征战，美妙啊

[–] breakinb 444 points 22 hours ago

Can we forget about his miss and acknowledge how a brilliant game Neymar had today? Absolutely carried PSG.

除了内马尔的几次离奇MISS，内马尔的表现太闪耀了啊。一己之力CARRY巴黎。

[–] amartyasalpekar 205 points 22 hours ago

He was just on a different level than others. He literally had to come in the midfield to get the ball and dribble his way past. 16 dribbles completed. Insane!!!

It actually would have been different if Veratti and/or Di Maria were playing.

内马尔和其他人就不是一个级别的，他从中场领球，一路推进。全场比赛完成了16次过人，疯狂！！

如果维拉蒂或是迪玛利亚在场上帮忙的话，就会不一样了。

[–] wakenbaconn 428 points 22 hours ago

Honestly embarrassing how many people can't just sit back and enjoy watching neymar play. One of the most ridiculously talented players I've ever seen and everyone here just dying for him to fail

真的挺尴尬的，很多人就是不能坐下来好好欣赏内马尔的表演。他是我见过最有才华的球员之一，但是所有人都不希望他好

[–]【胡尔城】TractorSkoot 98 points 22 hours ago

Think he’s comfortably top 3 on the planet when he’s on form

内马尔状态好的时候，绝对世界前三

[–]【迈阿密国际】A_Kind_Shark 740 points23 hours ago

Neymar was heads and shoulder above every other player on the field. If he didn't have to take the ball from midfield and put in in the back of the net by himself, PSG would've scored so much more. Shame so much of his prime was wasted

内马尔不知道比球场上其他球员高多少了，如果他不需要从中场就开始持球推进，巴黎能进更多球，他上半场的几次良机实在太可惜了

[–]【皇马】Craaaazyyy 366 points 23 hours ago

He was absolutely insane at everything but shooting today...

这场比赛内马尔除了射门，表现简直狂野。。。

[–] akpommed 152 points 23 hours ago

If PSG start with this midfield again they're getting knocked out next round. Horrendous ball progression. Was quite fun to watch PSG attempt to attack for 90 minutes without using their midfield at all. Defense long ball to attack and repeat.

如果巴黎圣日耳曼下轮再用这个中场首发就会被淘汰，完全没有持球推进能力。我看乐了，巴黎攻了90分钟，中场完全没有用，不断重复后场长传进攻。

[–]【里昂】abedtime 120 points 23 hours ago

They had 2 of their 3 ball progressor injured or suspended (Verratti and Di Maria). No wonder they played like shit.

维拉蒂和迪玛利亚这2名有能力持球推进的球员不是受伤就是停赛，所以中场踢的烂不奇怪。

[–]【多特蒙德】elgrandorado 158 points 23 hours ago

Neymar really was the team until Mbappe came on and gave him breathing room.

内马尔真的带着球队跑，直到姆巴佩上场才获得了喘息。

[–]【狼队】PakiIronman 427 points 14 hours ago

PSG deserved it when Atalanta decided to park the bus. That is the risk you take when you do that. This sub can be as angry as they want, but Atalanta didn't deserve to win.

当亚特兰大决定开始摆大巴后，我觉得巴黎圣日耳曼配得上胜利。这就是摆大巴时你要承受的风险，你们可以批判我一番，但我觉得亚特兰大不配胜利。

[–]【尤文图斯】theultimatebr0 124 points 14 hours ago

they were dead tired starting at the 50th min

亚特兰大在第50分钟后就累得不行了

[–]【图卢兹】THZHDY 161 points 14 hours ago

atalanta played like it was the 85th minute for all the second half it was gross, desperate fouling, running the ball out of play with like 25 minutes to go, it was always gonna happen, they looked dead after 50 minutes

亚特兰大有点恶心了，整个下半场踢得像比赛已经第85分钟了，在比赛还剩25分钟的时候就各种莽撞的犯规，各种把球踢出去，这样的话被逆转就会发生，他们在50分钟后看上去已经死了

[–]【皇马】ISkinMonkeys 265 points 14 hours ago

PSG AT 0-1: Commentators "they have some kind of mental block at these stages. "

PSG at 2-1: same commentators "who said they are mentally weak".

巴黎圣日耳曼一球落后时，评论员：“他们在大赛的精神力不够。”

逆转后，同一评论员：“谁再说他们精神力弱。”

[–]【热刺】flxiblelion 150 points 14 hours ago

Think he was taking the piss tbf. But it is ridiculous how everyone turns into a psychiatrist and starts diagnosing players with “mental problems” because they got a bit unlucky with their finishing.

老实说，他是在自嘲。但很可笑的是，突然人人都变成了心理医生，能诊断出球员们有“精神问题”，这一切不过是因为球员们的最后一击不太走运。