[欧冠传声筒]MD14 那不勒斯居然只派5个人防梅西？！由传声筒 发表在足球话题区 https://bbs.hupu.com/topic
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ON：欧冠1/8决赛次回合 巴塞罗那3-1那不勒斯 晋级
[–]【霍芬海姆】ItsMyOCD 310 points 23 hours ago
Frenkie was great today
德容今天棒极了
[–]【波尔图】ITsMyOCD 310 points 23 hours ago
And Langlet was a steel wall. Absolutely impregnable
还有朗格莱，坚不可摧
[–]【巴塞罗那】fds_1 892 points 23 hours ago
Frenkie - Hey guys ive dribbled past a defender, and am advancing forward, lets make something out of this
rest of the team - Nahhh, we good.
德容：大伙注意了，我过掉了一个人，正在推进，让我们搞点事情吧
其他队友：随意，您请便
[–] Kdot32 388 points 23 hours ago
First half Semedo had the same problem lol
哈哈哈，上半场塞梅多也是这样
[–] tripiechin5155 301 points 23 hours ago
Semedo is the god of beating any player he takes on and then playing the worst pass he can (even when he has few options)
塞梅多简直过人如梅西，但最后一传就不堪入目了（的确没什么传球选择）
[–] FickleTransition 38 points 23 hours ago
Even De Bruyne will look only above average in this team because he would have no one to pass to.
就算德布劳内在这支球队里，也会看上去平平无奇，因为根本没有目标可以传球啊
[–]【巴塞罗那】Balls_of_Adamanthium 619 points 23 hours ago
Setien at the 85th minute:
"Oh shit I forgot I'm the coach"
Fati, Puig, sitting on the bench
"MONCHU! GET OVER HERE!"
第85分钟的塞蒂恩
“啊，糟了，我才想起我是教练”
此时法蒂、普伊格安静的坐在板凳上
“梦楚（另一位巴萨小将）！快过来！”
[–]【巴塞罗那】NotAnurag 221 points 23 hours ago
Yeah I don’t understand why he didn’t make subs sooner
对啊，不明白为什么不早点换人
[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 105 points 23 hours ago
Setien - making substitutes is for the weak
塞蒂恩：弱鸡才换人
[–]【巴塞罗那】CrazyHouze 44 points 23 hours ago
Meh, only real subs we had were fati and Puig lol
非也，真正可用的替补也就法蒂和普伊格
[–]【巴塞罗那】Skadrys 193 points 23 hours ago
Fucking Setién what the hell are those subs. First one at 85th minute? and attacker for midfielder, then puttng in another defender and letting play clearly injured Messi whole time while Ansu and Riqui are rotting on the bench...idiot.
塞蒂恩的换人都是什么鬼！85分钟才换第一个人？中场换前锋，之后又上了一名后卫，有伤病的梅西踢了全场，法蒂和普伊格枯坐冷板凳。。。白痴啊
[–]【马竞】Hellraizerbot 55 points 23 hours ago
Suarez looked dead on his feet for the last half hour - lots of diving and staying down to catch his breath - and Setien only subs him off at 90+2... Their depth is shocking, but still
苏亚雷斯在比赛最后半小时感觉已经死气沉沉了，很多次跳水倒地和蹲下喘气，塞蒂恩还是在最后补时第2分钟才把他换下，虽说板凳深度的确差的可怕吧
[–]【巴塞罗那】thebreye 243points 23 hours ago
This your first time watching Barca in the UCL last 3 years. We don’t make subs until it’s too late. Strict policy
你们村里刚通电，才看巴萨踢欧冠吗。因为严格的政策要求，我们直到比赛最后才会换人的
[–] gnorrn 132 points 22 hours ago
And apparently it's an unwritten rule that Griezmann must always be the first player subbed off, regardless of how injured / tired / at risk of suspension Messi and Suárez are.
很明显这是不成文的规定，无论梅西和苏亚雷斯再怎么累再怎么伤，格列兹曼必须是第一个被换下的。
[–]【巴塞罗那】Quaresmatic 379 points 23 hours ago
We need a new striker. Suárez's legs are practically gone and he needs to accept a backup role going forward.
我们应该买个新前锋，苏牙已经老了，需要接受做替补了。
[–]【巴塞罗那】Chaos_bolts 189 points 23 hours ago
Suarez has publicly said like 2 years ago that he can't be here forever and that we should sign someone alongside him. Not on him that we haven't done that.
苏亚雷斯两年前就公开说过，他不可能永远留在这里，我们应该签下一个能和他并肩作战的人，不怪苏牙，是巴萨没这么做。
[–]【巴塞罗那】el1o 138 points 23 hours ago
He was walking entire second half, have no clue if it's injury or is he that unfit
他整个下半场都在散步，不知道他是受伤了还是不舒服
[–]【奥克兰城】AP10 139 points 23 hours ago
Suarez is just done man. He has the odd brilliant goal in him, but most of the time he's killing counters or messing up passes.
苏亚雷斯已经不行了，他有灵光一现的能力，但大多数时候都是反击终结者。
[–]【巴塞罗那】LynxMachine 148 points 23 hours ago
Mom, I am scared. We are playing Bayern.
妈妈，我吓坏了，我们要去踢拜仁了。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 446 points 23 hours ago
Only an alien Messi performance can help this Barca not get destroyed by Bayern
只有梅西天神下凡的表现才能让巴萨不被拜仁毁灭
[–]【皇马】ThomasRoncero 130 points 23 hours ago
lmao if that second half Barcelona show up against Bayern...
笑了，如果巴萨用对那不勒斯下半场的表现对阵拜仁的话。。。
[–]【巴塞罗那】notaselfdrivingcar 156 points 23 hours ago
We're getting destroyed by Bayern, Not Even Messi can help us.
Napoli could've easily won today if it wasn't for their chaotic performance in attack.
Our Defense is a big hole.
我们肯定会被拜仁蹂躏的，即使梅西也救不了我们。
如果那不勒斯进攻发挥好点，他们本可以轻松取胜
我们的防守都是漏洞
[–]【阿森纳】Rick_The_Mullet_Man 129 points 23 hours ago
Bayern looks great against clubs weaker than them, but always choke at the sight of another European giants, there’s a reason they only won 1 CL in the past 20 years. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if you guys win.
拜仁对上弱队时会显得很强，但遇到其他欧洲豪门就会疲软，这就是为什么过去20年他们只赢了1次欧冠，如果巴萨赢了我一点也不会惊讶。
REPLAY：22' 梅西边路一条龙 卧射破门
[–] Stonewalled89 3083 points 1 day ago
What a fucking goal
多么逆天的进球啊
[–]【利物浦】meettheeatballs 62 points 1 day ago
Cheat code fucking hell
妈呀，开挂了
[–] Claudiu99 1084 points 1 day ago
He fell and still scored, wow Leo
倒在地上还能进球，厉害了我的梅
[–] MarcusBrutus2000 169 points 1 day ago
You just can't stop him
你就是阻止不了梅西
[–]【巴塞罗那】Klacet_ 2209 points 1 day ago
Thank you Messi
谢谢你，梅西
[–]【多特蒙德】sedh0rt 171 points 23 hours ago
I've often said that nobody has brought as much pure unadultered joy in my life as Messi. I love him so so much.
我一直说，没有人能像梅西那样给我带来如此纯粹的快乐，我太爱他了
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 2600 points 1 day ago
Thats prime Messi, holy fucking shit
惊呆了，这是巅峰梅西
[–] LaDecima201414 1060 points 1 day ago
Has he even lost his prime???
难道梅西跌落神坛过？？？
[–]【热刺】crazyjakeallen 1074 points 1 day ago
he's definitely lost a step in terms of pace and overall work-rate, but still creates goals as well or better than anyone.
在速度和工作效率上，梅西能力是降低了，但在创造进球方面，仍然能比其他任何球员都强。
[–] calmdwnnchill 193 points 1 day ago
I would say he peaked 17-18, obviously still the best but everything was too easy for him that year I feel
我觉得梅西17-18赛季是顶峰，显然他一直是最好的，但那一年所有一切对他来说都太简单了
[–] Schned6 227 points 1 day ago
he best player this sport has ever seen bar none. Ridiculous.
太绝了，梅西是我见过的这项运动里最棒的球员。
[–]【斯旺西】ThomasHL 2869 points 1 day ago
'What's our gameplan?'
'We'll give Messi the ball somewhere on the wing, and then he can take on 6 players and the keeper to score'
'Sounds good'
“比赛计划是什么？”
“把球交给边路的梅西，让他一个人搞定6名对手球员和门将”
“赞”
[–]【切尔西】scgavin 5013 points 1 day ago
no point in trying to defend. wow
哇哦，这还防啥防
[–]【巴塞罗那】LynxMachine 162 points 1 day ago
Was there ever a point in trying to defend against messi?
试图防住梅西有意义吗？
[–] NotARealDeveloper 119 points 1 day ago
Boateng says no
博阿滕说没
[–]【曼联】wrdb2007 4129 points 1 day ago
HE WAS ON THE FLOOR WTF
我的天，最后那下他躺着完成的
[–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 1992 points 1 day ago
3 players around him, loses the ball for a second, somehow wins it back despite being on the floor, is in the middle of 2 defenders, falls, and still gets a shot across and right into the net...
梅西被3名球员包围，一度失去对球的控制，尽管倒在了地上，还是赢回了球权，在2名后卫中间摔倒，仍能完成射门，球直穿死角钻入球门。
[–] aslong8something 792 points 1 day ago
He said....alright fuck it I will just shot now
梅西当时想，妈的算了，我自己射吧
[–] Meunderwears 144 points 23 hours ago
Most players are diving on to the pitch with a mangled leg begging for a card.
大多数这种情况都会跳水倒地，然后像摔断腿一样问裁判要牌
[–]【阿森纳】mojambowhatisthescen 556 points 1 day ago
Could’ve won a penalty earlier if he stayed down, but just got up, beat two more players, and curled in a beauty. GOAT
如果梅西趴地上的话能获得点球，但是他就是站了起来，击败了另外2名防守球员，把球兜进了球门。史上最佳球员
[–] PointOfFingers 141 points 22 hours ago
What were Napoli thinking - only sending 5 defenders to stop him?
那不勒斯在想啥，只派了5个人去防梅西？
[–] Kuro013 233 points 1 day ago
the left foot that doesnt care about logic, physics, reality or whatever rules we are bound to.
梅西的左脚不遵守任何我们可以理解的逻辑、物理以及现实规则。
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 627 points 1 day ago
Messi cosplaying Welbeck
梅西模仿维尔贝克
[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 275 points 1 day ago
The Welbeck special
特别版的维尔贝克
[–]【阿森纳】LLHallJ 428 points 1 day ago
“I used to skip school to watch Welbz play” - Lionel Messi, probably
“我过去经常翘课去看维尔贝克的比赛”——梅西，可能这么说过
[–]【拜仁】Lone_Drigger123 438 points 1 day ago
This is why i don't want to play Barca.
I am confident over 2 legs but Messi's unpredictability and ability to change the game in big games is crazy and all it takes is a world class performance by him to knock us out
这就是为什么我们拜仁不想踢巴萨。
如果2回合比赛的话，我很有信心。但梅西在大赛中拥有疯狂的不可预测的改变比赛的能力，梅西只要有世界级的发挥，就能把我们淘汰
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#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON：欧冠1/8决赛次回合 巴塞罗那3-1那不勒斯 晋级
[–]【霍芬海姆】ItsMyOCD 310 points 23 hours ago
Frenkie was great today
德容今天棒极了
[–]【波尔图】ITsMyOCD 310 points 23 hours ago
And Langlet was a steel wall. Absolutely impregnable
还有朗格莱，坚不可摧
[–]【巴塞罗那】fds_1 892 points 23 hours ago
Frenkie - Hey guys ive dribbled past a defender, and am advancing forward, lets make something out of this
rest of the team - Nahhh, we good.
德容：大伙注意了，我过掉了一个人，正在推进，让我们搞点事情吧
其他队友：随意，您请便
[–] Kdot32 388 points 23 hours ago
First half Semedo had the same problem lol
哈哈哈，上半场塞梅多也是这样
[–] tripiechin5155 301 points 23 hours ago
Semedo is the god of beating any player he takes on and then playing the worst pass he can (even when he has few options)
塞梅多简直过人如梅西，但最后一传就不堪入目了（的确没什么传球选择）
[–] FickleTransition 38 points 23 hours ago
Even De Bruyne will look only above average in this team because he would have no one to pass to.
就算德布劳内在这支球队里，也会看上去平平无奇，因为根本没有目标可以传球啊
[–]【巴塞罗那】Balls_of_Adamanthium 619 points 23 hours ago
Setien at the 85th minute:
"Oh shit I forgot I'm the coach"
Fati, Puig, sitting on the bench
"MONCHU! GET OVER HERE!"
第85分钟的塞蒂恩
“啊，糟了，我才想起我是教练”
此时法蒂、普伊格安静的坐在板凳上
“梦楚（另一位巴萨小将）！快过来！”
[–]【巴塞罗那】NotAnurag 221 points 23 hours ago
Yeah I don’t understand why he didn’t make subs sooner
对啊，不明白为什么不早点换人
[–]【曼联】suyashkhubchandani 105 points 23 hours ago
Setien - making substitutes is for the weak
塞蒂恩：弱鸡才换人
[–]【巴塞罗那】CrazyHouze 44 points 23 hours ago
Meh, only real subs we had were fati and Puig lol
非也，真正可用的替补也就法蒂和普伊格
[–]【巴塞罗那】Skadrys 193 points 23 hours ago
Fucking Setién what the hell are those subs. First one at 85th minute? and attacker for midfielder, then puttng in another defender and letting play clearly injured Messi whole time while Ansu and Riqui are rotting on the bench...idiot.
塞蒂恩的换人都是什么鬼！85分钟才换第一个人？中场换前锋，之后又上了一名后卫，有伤病的梅西踢了全场，法蒂和普伊格枯坐冷板凳。。。白痴啊
[–]【马竞】Hellraizerbot 55 points 23 hours ago
Suarez looked dead on his feet for the last half hour - lots of diving and staying down to catch his breath - and Setien only subs him off at 90+2... Their depth is shocking, but still
苏亚雷斯在比赛最后半小时感觉已经死气沉沉了，很多次跳水倒地和蹲下喘气，塞蒂恩还是在最后补时第2分钟才把他换下，虽说板凳深度的确差的可怕吧
[–]【巴塞罗那】thebreye 243points 23 hours ago
This your first time watching Barca in the UCL last 3 years. We don’t make subs until it’s too late. Strict policy
你们村里刚通电，才看巴萨踢欧冠吗。因为严格的政策要求，我们直到比赛最后才会换人的
[–] gnorrn 132 points 22 hours ago
And apparently it's an unwritten rule that Griezmann must always be the first player subbed off, regardless of how injured / tired / at risk of suspension Messi and Suárez are.
很明显这是不成文的规定，无论梅西和苏亚雷斯再怎么累再怎么伤，格列兹曼必须是第一个被换下的。
[–]【巴塞罗那】Quaresmatic 379 points 23 hours ago
We need a new striker. Suárez's legs are practically gone and he needs to accept a backup role going forward.
我们应该买个新前锋，苏牙已经老了，需要接受做替补了。
[–]【巴塞罗那】Chaos_bolts 189 points 23 hours ago
Suarez has publicly said like 2 years ago that he can't be here forever and that we should sign someone alongside him. Not on him that we haven't done that.
苏亚雷斯两年前就公开说过，他不可能永远留在这里，我们应该签下一个能和他并肩作战的人，不怪苏牙，是巴萨没这么做。
[–]【巴塞罗那】el1o 138 points 23 hours ago
He was walking entire second half, have no clue if it's injury or is he that unfit
他整个下半场都在散步，不知道他是受伤了还是不舒服
[–]【奥克兰城】AP10 139 points 23 hours ago
Suarez is just done man. He has the odd brilliant goal in him, but most of the time he's killing counters or messing up passes.
苏亚雷斯已经不行了，他有灵光一现的能力，但大多数时候都是反击终结者。
[–]【巴塞罗那】LynxMachine 148 points 23 hours ago
Mom, I am scared. We are playing Bayern.
妈妈，我吓坏了，我们要去踢拜仁了。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 446 points 23 hours ago
Only an alien Messi performance can help this Barca not get destroyed by Bayern
只有梅西天神下凡的表现才能让巴萨不被拜仁毁灭
[–]【皇马】ThomasRoncero 130 points 23 hours ago
lmao if that second half Barcelona show up against Bayern...
笑了，如果巴萨用对那不勒斯下半场的表现对阵拜仁的话。。。
[–]【巴塞罗那】notaselfdrivingcar 156 points 23 hours ago
We're getting destroyed by Bayern, Not Even Messi can help us.
Napoli could've easily won today if it wasn't for their chaotic performance in attack.
Our Defense is a big hole.
我们肯定会被拜仁蹂躏的，即使梅西也救不了我们。
如果那不勒斯进攻发挥好点，他们本可以轻松取胜
我们的防守都是漏洞
[–]【阿森纳】Rick_The_Mullet_Man 129 points 23 hours ago
Bayern looks great against clubs weaker than them, but always choke at the sight of another European giants, there’s a reason they only won 1 CL in the past 20 years. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if you guys win.
拜仁对上弱队时会显得很强，但遇到其他欧洲豪门就会疲软，这就是为什么过去20年他们只赢了1次欧冠，如果巴萨赢了我一点也不会惊讶。
REPLAY：22' 梅西边路一条龙 卧射破门
[–] Stonewalled89 3083 points 1 day ago
What a fucking goal
多么逆天的进球啊
[–]【利物浦】meettheeatballs 62 points 1 day ago
Cheat code fucking hell
妈呀，开挂了
[–] Claudiu99 1084 points 1 day ago
He fell and still scored, wow Leo
倒在地上还能进球，厉害了我的梅
[–] MarcusBrutus2000 169 points 1 day ago
You just can't stop him
你就是阻止不了梅西
[–]【巴塞罗那】Klacet_ 2209 points 1 day ago
Thank you Messi
谢谢你，梅西
[–]【多特蒙德】sedh0rt 171 points 23 hours ago
I've often said that nobody has brought as much pure unadultered joy in my life as Messi. I love him so so much.
我一直说，没有人能像梅西那样给我带来如此纯粹的快乐，我太爱他了
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 2600 points 1 day ago
Thats prime Messi, holy fucking shit
惊呆了，这是巅峰梅西
[–] LaDecima201414 1060 points 1 day ago
Has he even lost his prime???
难道梅西跌落神坛过？？？
[–]【热刺】crazyjakeallen 1074 points 1 day ago
he's definitely lost a step in terms of pace and overall work-rate, but still creates goals as well or better than anyone.
在速度和工作效率上，梅西能力是降低了，但在创造进球方面，仍然能比其他任何球员都强。
[–] calmdwnnchill 193 points 1 day ago
I would say he peaked 17-18, obviously still the best but everything was too easy for him that year I feel
我觉得梅西17-18赛季是顶峰，显然他一直是最好的，但那一年所有一切对他来说都太简单了
[–] Schned6 227 points 1 day ago
he best player this sport has ever seen bar none. Ridiculous.
太绝了，梅西是我见过的这项运动里最棒的球员。
[–]【斯旺西】ThomasHL 2869 points 1 day ago
'What's our gameplan?'
'We'll give Messi the ball somewhere on the wing, and then he can take on 6 players and the keeper to score'
'Sounds good'
“比赛计划是什么？”
“把球交给边路的梅西，让他一个人搞定6名对手球员和门将”
“赞”
[–]【切尔西】scgavin 5013 points 1 day ago
no point in trying to defend. wow
哇哦，这还防啥防
[–]【巴塞罗那】LynxMachine 162 points 1 day ago
Was there ever a point in trying to defend against messi?
试图防住梅西有意义吗？
[–] NotARealDeveloper 119 points 1 day ago
Boateng says no
博阿滕说没
[–]【曼联】wrdb2007 4129 points 1 day ago
HE WAS ON THE FLOOR WTF
我的天，最后那下他躺着完成的
[–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 1992 points 1 day ago
3 players around him, loses the ball for a second, somehow wins it back despite being on the floor, is in the middle of 2 defenders, falls, and still gets a shot across and right into the net...
梅西被3名球员包围，一度失去对球的控制，尽管倒在了地上，还是赢回了球权，在2名后卫中间摔倒，仍能完成射门，球直穿死角钻入球门。
[–] aslong8something 792 points 1 day ago
He said....alright fuck it I will just shot now
梅西当时想，妈的算了，我自己射吧
[–] Meunderwears 144 points 23 hours ago
Most players are diving on to the pitch with a mangled leg begging for a card.
大多数这种情况都会跳水倒地，然后像摔断腿一样问裁判要牌
[–]【阿森纳】mojambowhatisthescen 556 points 1 day ago
Could’ve won a penalty earlier if he stayed down, but just got up, beat two more players, and curled in a beauty. GOAT
如果梅西趴地上的话能获得点球，但是他就是站了起来，击败了另外2名防守球员，把球兜进了球门。史上最佳球员
[–] PointOfFingers 141 points 22 hours ago
What were Napoli thinking - only sending 5 defenders to stop him?
那不勒斯在想啥，只派了5个人去防梅西？
[–] Kuro013 233 points 1 day ago
the left foot that doesnt care about logic, physics, reality or whatever rules we are bound to.
梅西的左脚不遵守任何我们可以理解的逻辑、物理以及现实规则。
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 627 points 1 day ago
Messi cosplaying Welbeck
梅西模仿维尔贝克
[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 275 points 1 day ago
The Welbeck special
特别版的维尔贝克
[–]【阿森纳】LLHallJ 428 points 1 day ago
“I used to skip school to watch Welbz play” - Lionel Messi, probably
“我过去经常翘课去看维尔贝克的比赛”——梅西，可能这么说过
[–]【拜仁】Lone_Drigger123 438 points 1 day ago
This is why i don't want to play Barca.
I am confident over 2 legs but Messi's unpredictability and ability to change the game in big games is crazy and all it takes is a world class performance by him to knock us out
这就是为什么我们拜仁不想踢巴萨。
如果2回合比赛的话，我很有信心。但梅西在大赛中拥有疯狂的不可预测的改变比赛的能力，梅西只要有世界级的发挥，就能把我们淘汰
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