[传声筒][日刊20.07.20]史上唯一同时战胜渣叔瓜帅和新冠病毒的男人！由传声筒 发表在足球话题区 https://bbs.hupu.com/topic
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ON：足总杯半决赛 阿森纳2-0曼城
[–]【利物浦】bubble831 2773 points 16 hours ago
In the past two city vs arsenal games David Luiz has been the best player on the pitch. Once for each team
在最近两场阿森纳对曼城的比赛中，大卫-路易斯都是场上最佳。代表两队各拿了一次。
[–]【尼日利亚】YourPupilsDilated 1107 points 16 hours ago
There are few players in world football that can influence a game the way David Luiz can.
放眼世界足坛，敢问何人能似路易斯这般影响战局？
[–]【曼联】The_Milano99 544 points 16 hours ago
“At La Masia, they mention him a lot. He is a teacher” - Messi
“在拉玛西亚，人们常常提起他。他是一位导师。”——梅西
[–]【阿森纳】2rio2 132 points 16 hours ago
This is the most accurate statement in the thread.
本帖就属层主这评价最准确了。
[–]FoxySaint 6246 points 16 hours ago
FA Cup is a competition where 736 teams fight to face Arsenal in the final.
足总杯是一项736支球队捉对厮杀、只为在决赛中挑战阿森纳的赛事。
[–]【皇马】Spillsthebeans 2067 points 16 hours ago
735
应该是735支队吧
[–]【巴塞罗那】CruyffsPlan 5605 points 16 hours ago
Sometimes Arsenal beat themselves
有时候揍趴阿森纳的恰恰是他们自己
[–]CafecitoinNY 939 points 16 hours ago
The accuracy of this hurts...
Take an upvote
靠，真话好伤人…
亮你上去
[–]【阿森纳】bluejaywhey 334 points 16 hours ago
Arsenal have 2 homes, the Emirates and Wembley
阿森纳有两个主场，酋长球场和温布利大球场
[–]【秘鲁】crispyboi21 1657 points 16 hours ago
One of Ole, Lampard, or Arteta is now guaranteed to win his first trophy this season. This is getting interesting.
索肖、兰帕德和阿尔特塔这三位少帅里面必有一位会在本赛季捧起自己的第一座奖杯了。这就有意思了。
[–]【曼联】Elemayowe 656 points 16 hours ago*
Actually crazy when you put it like that.
你这么一说的确有点燃啊。
[–]【曼联】Shrimpeh007 324 points 15 hours ago
Ole won the mighty Norwegian League and the cup
索肖已经拿过挪超冠军和挪威杯赛冠军啦
[–]【切尔西】PureExcuse 1503 points 16 hours ago
Arsenal honest to God shut Man City down completely, imagine that.
苍天啊，阿森纳这场完全把曼城防死了，你敢信？
[–]【利物浦】intecknicolour 336 points 13 hours ago
turns out mikel was the brains behind the city operation.
pep just a bald figurehead
所以阿尔特塔才是曼城体系真正的大脑。
瓜迪奥拉不过就是个秃头傀儡罢了。
[–]【阿森纳】blackshoestrap 428 points 15 hours ago
Old school The Arsenal BABY
仿佛看见了阿森纳老宝贝儿们
[–]【曼联】testbug0 72 points 13 hours ago
Tony Adams and Martin Keown hands up in the air calling for offside style defense
托尼-亚当斯与马丁-基翁举手高呼越位式防守
[–]【哈文特】TheBlueCactuar 1399 points 16 hours ago
So Arsenal had 7 shots in the last 2 games, with 39 against. Yet they won aggregate 4-1
所以，阿森纳过去两场比赛里被射了39脚门，自己仅仅射门7脚。而最后一算，两场合计赢了个4-1。
[–]【阿森纳】Zakinfenwa 413 points 16 hours ago
We've become Burnley
人称北伦敦伯恩利正是在下
[–]【阿森纳】ze_shotstopper 556 points 16 hours ago
What are the odds that we're in an FM simulation
我们怕不是活在足球经理游戏里了
[–]【阿森纳】deepestgray 393 points 15 hours ago
Arteta is savescumming
阿尔特塔一定在用S/L大法（指反复读档确保胜利）
[–]【曼联】grrmjkr 1502 points 16 hours ago
If David Luiz gets justifiably mocked for his performance against city in the previous game, I hope people acknowledge how good he was today. The man won almost everything in the air and his positioning was great.
上一次对阵曼城时人们对路易斯的群嘲有多狠，今天对他出色表现的掌声就该有多响。这个男人赢下了几乎所有的空中对抗，他的站位也很棒。
[–]【阿森纳】MuchSalt 477 points 16 hours ago
that is luiz and mustafi, solid most of the time, once in a while their inevitable masterclass moment will happen
这便是路易斯和穆斯塔菲了，大部分时间坚若磐石，偶尔会不可避免地来一出大师级表演
[–]【曼联】harshmangat 3030 points 16 hours ago
So one of Arteta, Lampard and Ole is going to win the FA Cup. r/soccer comedy geniuses in shambles.
阿尔特塔、兰帕德和索肖中的一位要赢下足总杯了。足球区的段子手们即将陷入混乱。
[–]【皇马】bolibombis 1426 points 16 hours ago
No baldies, coincidence?
这哥仨没一个秃头的，是巧合吗？
[–]【曼联】harshmangat 1478 points 16 hours ago
Yeah lmao shit coach Zidane can’t even win the FA cup
Fraud
当然啦哈哈哈，垃圾教练齐达内连个足总杯都拿不下
骗子实锤了
[–]【阿森纳】kingwhocares 362 points 16 hours ago
Zidane compensates with a squad full of hair.
人家齐祖好歹带出了一整队发量充足的精神小伙作为补偿啊。
[–]【巴西】jamaicaboy 180 points 16 hours ago
Marcelo compensates enough by himself
马塞洛一人份的发量就够了
[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 1517 points 16 hours ago
ARsenal
ARsene
ARteta
This appointment was destined for great things.
阿森纳
阿尔塞纳（温格）
阿尔特塔
冥冥之中自有天意
[–]【巴塞罗那】zzackfair 1120 points 16 hours ago
Reminds me of the time I believed Arsenal was named after Arsene Wenger
让我想起以前我曾经以为阿森纳是以阿尔塞纳-温格来命名的
[–]kahurangi 118 points 15 hours ago
I thought that Arsene was just the title that they gave to their manager.
我还以为阿尔塞纳是阿森纳队给当任主教练赋予的头衔呢。
[–]FrameworkisDigimon 120 points 14 hours ago
Can you imagine?
——So, Mikel, how was it to win tonight?
——It's actually Arsene now, The Board decided I deserved it..
——Congratualations.
——Thanks, it's a great honour.
试想一下
——阿尔特塔，今晚获胜有什么感想吗？
——实际上，我现在叫阿尔塞纳了，董事会决定了，我配得上这个头衔…
——恭喜你啊。
——谢谢，这对我来是莫大的荣誉。
[–]【利物浦】Parish87 354 points 16 hours ago
Arsenal have beaten the champions and the 2nd best team in the league in 3 days, therefore they are obviously the best team in England now.
阿森纳在3天之内连续击败了联赛冠军和第二强的球队，所以很明显他们才是如今英格兰足坛最强的球队。
[–]Intentionallyabadger 163 points 16 hours ago
Ummm watch us go to villa away next and lose lol.
额嗯嗯按照惯例，接下来我厂肯定是作客阿斯顿维拉然后翻船了哈哈。
[–]【索马里】KylieJennersbutthole 267 points 16 hours ago
Imagine laughing at Liverpool and then getting slapped by the same team just a few days later lmao
想想看，之前还笑话利物浦输球，结果几天后就被同一支球队打脸，哎哟我肚子笑疼了
[–]【利物浦】libertydabbing 283 points 16 hours ago
Yeah, for real, we at least scored a goal on the new kings of England
就是说啊，讲真，我军至少还在英格兰新王者身上拿到一个进球呢
[–]【利物浦】DigDoug2 96 points 16 hours ago
SCORED AGAINST ARSENAL, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT!
对阿森纳我们进球啦，你城都没机会唱这句！
[–]【利物浦】rail_bird 173 points 16 hours ago
I’ll look back at that goal in 30 years time and wonder how we got through 2020 Mustafi and Luiz. My grandkids won’t believe it.
30年后当我回首那个进球时，我会好奇当年我们是怎么突破2020年的穆斯塔菲和路易斯的。我的孙儿们一定难以置信。
[–]_Yolk 45 points 16 hours ago
Hey!
it was Holding and Luiz mate...
嘿！
你个假粉丝，当时对面明明是霍尔丁和路易斯…
REPLAY：18' 奥巴梅扬后点抢射破门
[–]【霍芬海姆】dStormHBb 1891 points 20 hours ago
How do you score THAT after missing that!? You beaaaauty!
你是怎么做到错失之前那个球（1分钟前单刀被扑）然后打进这个球的？！你个美羊羊！
[–]【阿森纳】ChibzyDaze 982 points 20 hours ago
Auba only scores the hard goals
奥巴梅扬只进高难度的球
[–]【阿森纳】UhljebusMaximus 117 points 20 hours ago
I don't think Aubameyang is even a little bit phased from missing previous chance.
我看奥巴梅扬一点都没有因为之前错失单刀而慌乱。
[–]【利物浦】Studge 67 points 19 hours ago
That's what the best strikers are like
顶级前锋就该如此。
[–]【阿森纳】Cynicayke 57 points 20 hours ago
He's a pure instinct poacher. Give him a few seconds to think, and he can struggle. Sort of the opposite of RVP.
他是一名纯粹依靠本能的猎手。要是有几秒钟可以思考，他就会犹豫。某种程度上算是反向范佩西。
[–]【巴基斯坦】SexyMooli 66 points 18 hours ago
This is absolutely not true. Look at his second goal today (all the time in the world) compared to the Olympiakos sitter (instinctual finish). He just misses chances at times, shit happens. Still an elite goalscorer.
此言差矣。看看本场他打进的第二球（有充裕时间思考），再和他对阵奥林匹亚科斯时吐的那个饼（本能式射门）比较一下。他就是会时不时错失良机而已，人生不如意十之八九嘛。他依然是一名精英得分手。
[–]【阿森纳】Cynicayke 13 points 15 hours ago
You're right, the second goal was straight out of the Henry playbook. I've never been so glad to be wrong.
你说的对，他进第二球时根本就是复刻版的亨利。我被打脸但我很开心。
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 1636 points 20 hours ago
Fuck that was brilliant team play. Great cross from Pepe and of course it’s him to finish it.
卧槽这团队传递绝了。佩佩的传中很棒，当然了，完成致命一击的只能是那个男人。
[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 828 points 20 hours ago
Pepe's had a tough season but has still shown lots of moments of quality. That cross was on a sixpence.
佩佩这赛季踢得不太顺，但他还是有过一些体现身价的时刻。这脚传中可谓妙到毫巅。
[–]【英超】bustedracquet 348 points 20 hours ago
I still wanna see how this front 3 does once Pepe adjusts to the league. They all complement each others skills well. It’s too bad that Laca is probably leaving.
我还是很期待佩佩适应英超之后这前场三叉戟会有怎样的表现。他们之间在技术层面都很互补。很遗憾拉卡泽特有可能会离队啊。
[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 218 points 20 hours ago
Yeah, I doubt we'll have all three of them come next season. We'll see.
是啊，不知道下赛季还能不能看到这哥仨齐聚了。静观其变吧。
[–]teeegl 841 points 20 hours ago
What a pass Pepe
佩佩的传中真是漂亮
[–]akpommed 187 points 20 hours ago
Insane play out from the back all the way to almost passing it in
从后场传递一路推到前场差点就直接传进球门，太疯狂了
[–]immolxte 105 points 20 hours ago
Control from Laca on the Tierney pass was top notch
拉卡泽特接蒂尔尼传球后控球的那一下堪称点睛之笔
[–]【曼联】devthelord7 160 points 20 hours ago
Just after aubameyang missed such a great 1v1 chance too. Great team goal
而且这刚好就发生在奥巴梅扬错失单刀机会之后。多棒的团队进球
[–]【曼联】mayjaz43 39 points 20 hours ago
Stunning finish from Auba too. The angle was super tight.
奥巴的破门也很震撼。射门角度超窄的好吗。
[–]【阿森纳】microMe1_2 589 points 20 hours ago
It's the hope that kills you
杀死你的正是希望
[–]【巴萨】DanielSophoran 292 points 20 hours ago*
The script writes itself at this point. This has Arsenal 1 - 2 Manchester City written all over it.
EDIT: Guys pls its reverse psychology innit, i made this happen.
这一刻剧本就此敲定。字里行间写满了阿森纳1-2曼城的结局。
编辑：伙计们，拜托，我这是毒奶好吗，是我一手搅动了这场半决赛的乾坤。
[–]【阿森纳】microMe1_2 95 points 20 hours ago
With the way they're attacking, I doubt we'll keep them to 2 goals.
照他城这么狂轰滥炸下去，我怀疑我们不止被进2个。
REPLAY：71' 奥巴梅扬左路奔袭破门
[–]rmother 5815 points 20 hours ago
Excuse me what happened to arsenal the past week? Why are they defending?
过去这一周，阿森纳到底发生了什么事啊？他们居然开始防守了？
[–]【桑托斯】angiotensin2 3359 points 20 hours ago
David Luiz got his contract renewal ;)
大卫-路易斯喜获续约;)
[–]【蓝十字】cortez0498 2133 points 20 hours ago
Damn, most players play good for a few weeks when their contract is up for renewal but David Luiz with his 200iq brain does the opposite
我靠，大部分球员都是在续约前踢几周的好球挣表现，但是智商200的路易斯居然是反着来的
[–]【阿森纳】raizen0106 1703 points 20 hours ago
If you don't extend me at my brainfarts then you don't deserve me at my best
如果你不在我抽疯的时候选择包容，那你也不配拥有我最好的那一面
[–]【阿森纳】Paranoides 602 points 20 hours ago
He was holding our defence as a hostage for new contract
这家伙是把我厂的防守扣作人质以此要挟管理层给他新合同啊
[–]fuckdillyding 750 points 20 hours ago
Mikel told them to concede less and score more
（阿森纳发生了什么事？）就是阿尔特塔告诉队员少丢球多进球呗
[–]pl1423ru 360 points 20 hours ago
Yes, he also told them to win matches and not lose them.
对，他还对球员说，比赛是用来赢的，不是用来输的。
[–]【阿森纳】tsonny1104 586 points 20 hours ago
we actually have a good manager that is learning how to get the best out of subpar players, Mustafi has looked like a changed man this season
我们真是有着一位优秀的教练，他在学习如何让那些水准以下的球员迸发出最好的一面，这个赛季的穆斯塔菲简直面貌一新
[–]【阿森纳】vcc49 316 points 20 hours ago
He still has a brain dead moment in him while on the ball, but Christ the man can defend now
本该他保持警醒的时候，他还是有可能大脑死机，但感谢老天这哥们现在会防守了
[–]【阿森纳】ederzs97 1220 points 20 hours ago
Arteta is gonna be the only manager to be beat Klopp, Pep and Coronavirus
阿尔特塔，唯一一位同时战胜克洛普、瓜迪奥拉和新冠病毒的教练
[–]【阿森纳】Arnutrag 252 points 19 hours ago
All in a matter of months
寥寥数月便有此成就
[–]lordwelbz2 2687 points 20 hours ago
Tierney what a ball
蒂尔尼这个过顶直塞舒服了
[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 1240 points 20 hours ago
Tesco Carlos
乐购-卡洛斯
（译注：蒂尔尼此前曾拎着英国零售商Tesco乐购的塑料购物袋而不是名牌包出现在公众视野，因此广受好评，此处是将乐购和左后卫传奇罗伯特-卡洛斯组合成一个新名字）
[–]【阿森纳】Steo42 452 points 20 hours ago
Tescinho
乐购尼奥
[–]King_Hobbes 268 points 20 hours ago
The wait was definitely worth it with this lad. Massive step up from Kolasinac
对于他所有的等待都是值得的（指蒂尔尼转会后的伤病期）。相较科拉希纳茨来说真是提升了好大一个档次。
[–]【阿森纳】tsonny1104 173 points 20 hours ago
lifetime contract when?
什么时候签终生合同？
[–]【利马索尔】AkatsukiEUNE 63 points 20 hours ago
FT whistle
终场哨响时
[–]【辛辛那提FC】Danko_on_Reddit 1059 points 20 hours ago
Scenes when Arsenal win the FA Cup to keep 7th place Spurs out of Euro League.
想象一下，阿森纳夺得足总杯，把英超第七名的热刺挤出欧联杯
[–]【阿森纳】Arnutrag 224 points 19 hours ago
Oh yes please
噢，就这样，拜托了
[–]【罗马】Robbinho_Stark 352 points 19 hours ago
Inject this into my veins.
把它注入我的血液吧。
[–]【圣诞老人FC】anip94 2556 points 20 hours ago
Aubameyang is a top top striker. Wenger's final gift to arsenal
奥巴梅扬真是王牌中的王牌射手。他是温格带给阿森纳的最后一份礼物。
[–]阿森纳_deep_blue_ 971 points 20 hours ago
thank u papa weng
谢谢你，温格老爹
[–]【阿森纳】inspectorseantime 206 points 20 hours ago
thank
谢谢
[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 312 points 20 hours ago
Arsene always knows
温格总是很懂的
[–]【多特蒙德】jdono927 77 points 20 hours ago
:’)
:’)
[–]【曼联】The_Promised_Land 297 points 20 hours ago
Honestly, he really had an eye for talent like few others. Some make fun of him almost signing players and that's become a meme perhaps, but you have to spot them in the first place.
老实说，很少有人能像温格那样慧眼识珠。有些人总是拿“温差签”找乐，还搞成了一个梗，但首先你得有发现这些球员的眼光才行啊。
[–]【国际米兰】borna761 3092 points 20 hours ago
Arsenal confirmed best team in England, beating Liverpool and Man City in a matter of 4 days.
4天之内先后击败利物浦和曼城，阿森纳是英格兰最强球队实锤了。
[–]【利物浦】Bazlow 986 points 20 hours ago
We're inviting Auba round when we play Chelsea to hand him the PL trophy
我们打算在踢切尔西那场时邀请奥巴梅扬过来，然后把英超奖杯转交给他
[–]【利物浦】VilTheVillain 423 points 19 hours ago
Klopp planned all this, that win over us obviously gave Arsenal the confidence to beat City.
克洛普谋划了这一切，让阿森纳在我军身上拿到三分，很显然这给了他们击败曼城的信心
[–]【阿森纳】cpl1 152 points 18 hours ago
Finally arsenal got character development.
我厂这角色总算有了点新成长
[–]【利物浦】generalambassador 1285 points 20 hours ago
Imagine conceding 2 goals to Arsenal rofl
居然有球队被阿森纳打进两球，笑到打滚
[–]【阿森纳】Olli399 557 points 20 hours ago
ikr
我懂你
[–]【阿森纳】FatGoonerFromIndia 147 points 20 hours ago
Who would have thought Mourinho would have rubbed off on Arteta?
谁能想到穆里尼奥的特质居然也出现在了阿尔特塔身上？
[–]【阿森纳】EvadedFury 75 points 19 hours ago
He learns from Wenger, studies under Pep, then experiences Mourinho. He absorbs it all, and it is ARTETABALL!
他师承温格，辅佐瓜帅，亲历鸟叔。他采各家之长并融会贯通，打造出如今的阿尔特塔足球！
[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 123 points 20 hours ago
Oh god I can't believe this. Then again it's 2020 so...
我的上帝，真是不敢相信。转念一想，今年是2020年嘛，啥事都不奇怪…
[–]Vimjux 334 points 20 hours ago
Imagine breaking FFP for a community shield and a carabao cup lol
想象一下，打破财政公平法案，就为拿个社区盾和联赛杯，噗哈哈哈哈
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[–]【利物浦】bubble831 2773 points 16 hours ago
In the past two city vs arsenal games David Luiz has been the best player on the pitch. Once for each team
在最近两场阿森纳对曼城的比赛中，大卫-路易斯都是场上最佳。代表两队各拿了一次。
[–]【尼日利亚】YourPupilsDilated 1107 points 16 hours ago
There are few players in world football that can influence a game the way David Luiz can.
放眼世界足坛，敢问何人能似路易斯这般影响战局？
[–]【曼联】The_Milano99 544 points 16 hours ago
“At La Masia, they mention him a lot. He is a teacher” - Messi
“在拉玛西亚，人们常常提起他。他是一位导师。”——梅西
[–]【阿森纳】2rio2 132 points 16 hours ago
This is the most accurate statement in the thread.
本帖就属层主这评价最准确了。
[–]FoxySaint 6246 points 16 hours ago
FA Cup is a competition where 736 teams fight to face Arsenal in the final.
足总杯是一项736支球队捉对厮杀、只为在决赛中挑战阿森纳的赛事。
[–]【皇马】Spillsthebeans 2067 points 16 hours ago
735
应该是735支队吧
[–]【巴塞罗那】CruyffsPlan 5605 points 16 hours ago
Sometimes Arsenal beat themselves
有时候揍趴阿森纳的恰恰是他们自己
[–]CafecitoinNY 939 points 16 hours ago
The accuracy of this hurts...
Take an upvote
靠，真话好伤人…
亮你上去
[–]【阿森纳】bluejaywhey 334 points 16 hours ago
Arsenal have 2 homes, the Emirates and Wembley
阿森纳有两个主场，酋长球场和温布利大球场
[–]【秘鲁】crispyboi21 1657 points 16 hours ago
One of Ole, Lampard, or Arteta is now guaranteed to win his first trophy this season. This is getting interesting.
索肖、兰帕德和阿尔特塔这三位少帅里面必有一位会在本赛季捧起自己的第一座奖杯了。这就有意思了。
[–]【曼联】Elemayowe 656 points 16 hours ago*
Actually crazy when you put it like that.
你这么一说的确有点燃啊。
[–]【曼联】Shrimpeh007 324 points 15 hours ago
Ole won the mighty Norwegian League and the cup
索肖已经拿过挪超冠军和挪威杯赛冠军啦
[–]【切尔西】PureExcuse 1503 points 16 hours ago
Arsenal honest to God shut Man City down completely, imagine that.
苍天啊，阿森纳这场完全把曼城防死了，你敢信？
[–]【利物浦】intecknicolour 336 points 13 hours ago
turns out mikel was the brains behind the city operation.
pep just a bald figurehead
所以阿尔特塔才是曼城体系真正的大脑。
瓜迪奥拉不过就是个秃头傀儡罢了。
[–]【阿森纳】blackshoestrap 428 points 15 hours ago
Old school The Arsenal BABY
仿佛看见了阿森纳老宝贝儿们
[–]【曼联】testbug0 72 points 13 hours ago
Tony Adams and Martin Keown hands up in the air calling for offside style defense
托尼-亚当斯与马丁-基翁举手高呼越位式防守
[–]【哈文特】TheBlueCactuar 1399 points 16 hours ago
So Arsenal had 7 shots in the last 2 games, with 39 against. Yet they won aggregate 4-1
所以，阿森纳过去两场比赛里被射了39脚门，自己仅仅射门7脚。而最后一算，两场合计赢了个4-1。
[–]【阿森纳】Zakinfenwa 413 points 16 hours ago
We've become Burnley
人称北伦敦伯恩利正是在下
[–]【阿森纳】ze_shotstopper 556 points 16 hours ago
What are the odds that we're in an FM simulation
我们怕不是活在足球经理游戏里了
[–]【阿森纳】deepestgray 393 points 15 hours ago
Arteta is savescumming
阿尔特塔一定在用S/L大法（指反复读档确保胜利）
[–]【曼联】grrmjkr 1502 points 16 hours ago
If David Luiz gets justifiably mocked for his performance against city in the previous game, I hope people acknowledge how good he was today. The man won almost everything in the air and his positioning was great.
上一次对阵曼城时人们对路易斯的群嘲有多狠，今天对他出色表现的掌声就该有多响。这个男人赢下了几乎所有的空中对抗，他的站位也很棒。
[–]【阿森纳】MuchSalt 477 points 16 hours ago
that is luiz and mustafi, solid most of the time, once in a while their inevitable masterclass moment will happen
这便是路易斯和穆斯塔菲了，大部分时间坚若磐石，偶尔会不可避免地来一出大师级表演
[–]【曼联】harshmangat 3030 points 16 hours ago
So one of Arteta, Lampard and Ole is going to win the FA Cup. r/soccer comedy geniuses in shambles.
阿尔特塔、兰帕德和索肖中的一位要赢下足总杯了。足球区的段子手们即将陷入混乱。
[–]【皇马】bolibombis 1426 points 16 hours ago
No baldies, coincidence?
这哥仨没一个秃头的，是巧合吗？
[–]【曼联】harshmangat 1478 points 16 hours ago
Yeah lmao shit coach Zidane can’t even win the FA cup
Fraud
当然啦哈哈哈，垃圾教练齐达内连个足总杯都拿不下
骗子实锤了
[–]【阿森纳】kingwhocares 362 points 16 hours ago
Zidane compensates with a squad full of hair.
人家齐祖好歹带出了一整队发量充足的精神小伙作为补偿啊。
[–]【巴西】jamaicaboy 180 points 16 hours ago
Marcelo compensates enough by himself
马塞洛一人份的发量就够了
[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 1517 points 16 hours ago
ARsenal
ARsene
ARteta
This appointment was destined for great things.
阿森纳
阿尔塞纳（温格）
阿尔特塔
冥冥之中自有天意
[–]【巴塞罗那】zzackfair 1120 points 16 hours ago
Reminds me of the time I believed Arsenal was named after Arsene Wenger
让我想起以前我曾经以为阿森纳是以阿尔塞纳-温格来命名的
[–]kahurangi 118 points 15 hours ago
I thought that Arsene was just the title that they gave to their manager.
我还以为阿尔塞纳是阿森纳队给当任主教练赋予的头衔呢。
[–]FrameworkisDigimon 120 points 14 hours ago
Can you imagine?
——So, Mikel, how was it to win tonight?
——It's actually Arsene now, The Board decided I deserved it..
——Congratualations.
——Thanks, it's a great honour.
试想一下
——阿尔特塔，今晚获胜有什么感想吗？
——实际上，我现在叫阿尔塞纳了，董事会决定了，我配得上这个头衔…
——恭喜你啊。
——谢谢，这对我来是莫大的荣誉。
[–]【利物浦】Parish87 354 points 16 hours ago
Arsenal have beaten the champions and the 2nd best team in the league in 3 days, therefore they are obviously the best team in England now.
阿森纳在3天之内连续击败了联赛冠军和第二强的球队，所以很明显他们才是如今英格兰足坛最强的球队。
[–]Intentionallyabadger 163 points 16 hours ago
Ummm watch us go to villa away next and lose lol.
额嗯嗯按照惯例，接下来我厂肯定是作客阿斯顿维拉然后翻船了哈哈。
[–]【索马里】KylieJennersbutthole 267 points 16 hours ago
Imagine laughing at Liverpool and then getting slapped by the same team just a few days later lmao
想想看，之前还笑话利物浦输球，结果几天后就被同一支球队打脸，哎哟我肚子笑疼了
[–]【利物浦】libertydabbing 283 points 16 hours ago
Yeah, for real, we at least scored a goal on the new kings of England
就是说啊，讲真，我军至少还在英格兰新王者身上拿到一个进球呢
[–]【利物浦】DigDoug2 96 points 16 hours ago
SCORED AGAINST ARSENAL, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT!
对阿森纳我们进球啦，你城都没机会唱这句！
[–]【利物浦】rail_bird 173 points 16 hours ago
I’ll look back at that goal in 30 years time and wonder how we got through 2020 Mustafi and Luiz. My grandkids won’t believe it.
30年后当我回首那个进球时，我会好奇当年我们是怎么突破2020年的穆斯塔菲和路易斯的。我的孙儿们一定难以置信。
[–]_Yolk 45 points 16 hours ago
Hey!
it was Holding and Luiz mate...
嘿！
你个假粉丝，当时对面明明是霍尔丁和路易斯…
REPLAY：18' 奥巴梅扬后点抢射破门
[–]【霍芬海姆】dStormHBb 1891 points 20 hours ago
How do you score THAT after missing that!? You beaaaauty!
你是怎么做到错失之前那个球（1分钟前单刀被扑）然后打进这个球的？！你个美羊羊！
[–]【阿森纳】ChibzyDaze 982 points 20 hours ago
Auba only scores the hard goals
奥巴梅扬只进高难度的球
[–]【阿森纳】UhljebusMaximus 117 points 20 hours ago
I don't think Aubameyang is even a little bit phased from missing previous chance.
我看奥巴梅扬一点都没有因为之前错失单刀而慌乱。
[–]【利物浦】Studge 67 points 19 hours ago
That's what the best strikers are like
顶级前锋就该如此。
[–]【阿森纳】Cynicayke 57 points 20 hours ago
He's a pure instinct poacher. Give him a few seconds to think, and he can struggle. Sort of the opposite of RVP.
他是一名纯粹依靠本能的猎手。要是有几秒钟可以思考，他就会犹豫。某种程度上算是反向范佩西。
[–]【巴基斯坦】SexyMooli 66 points 18 hours ago
This is absolutely not true. Look at his second goal today (all the time in the world) compared to the Olympiakos sitter (instinctual finish). He just misses chances at times, shit happens. Still an elite goalscorer.
此言差矣。看看本场他打进的第二球（有充裕时间思考），再和他对阵奥林匹亚科斯时吐的那个饼（本能式射门）比较一下。他就是会时不时错失良机而已，人生不如意十之八九嘛。他依然是一名精英得分手。
[–]【阿森纳】Cynicayke 13 points 15 hours ago
You're right, the second goal was straight out of the Henry playbook. I've never been so glad to be wrong.
你说的对，他进第二球时根本就是复刻版的亨利。我被打脸但我很开心。
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 1636 points 20 hours ago
Fuck that was brilliant team play. Great cross from Pepe and of course it’s him to finish it.
卧槽这团队传递绝了。佩佩的传中很棒，当然了，完成致命一击的只能是那个男人。
[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 828 points 20 hours ago
Pepe's had a tough season but has still shown lots of moments of quality. That cross was on a sixpence.
佩佩这赛季踢得不太顺，但他还是有过一些体现身价的时刻。这脚传中可谓妙到毫巅。
[–]【英超】bustedracquet 348 points 20 hours ago
I still wanna see how this front 3 does once Pepe adjusts to the league. They all complement each others skills well. It’s too bad that Laca is probably leaving.
我还是很期待佩佩适应英超之后这前场三叉戟会有怎样的表现。他们之间在技术层面都很互补。很遗憾拉卡泽特有可能会离队啊。
[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 218 points 20 hours ago
Yeah, I doubt we'll have all three of them come next season. We'll see.
是啊，不知道下赛季还能不能看到这哥仨齐聚了。静观其变吧。
[–]teeegl 841 points 20 hours ago
What a pass Pepe
佩佩的传中真是漂亮
[–]akpommed 187 points 20 hours ago
Insane play out from the back all the way to almost passing it in
从后场传递一路推到前场差点就直接传进球门，太疯狂了
[–]immolxte 105 points 20 hours ago
Control from Laca on the Tierney pass was top notch
拉卡泽特接蒂尔尼传球后控球的那一下堪称点睛之笔
[–]【曼联】devthelord7 160 points 20 hours ago
Just after aubameyang missed such a great 1v1 chance too. Great team goal
而且这刚好就发生在奥巴梅扬错失单刀机会之后。多棒的团队进球
[–]【曼联】mayjaz43 39 points 20 hours ago
Stunning finish from Auba too. The angle was super tight.
奥巴的破门也很震撼。射门角度超窄的好吗。
[–]【阿森纳】microMe1_2 589 points 20 hours ago
It's the hope that kills you
杀死你的正是希望
[–]【巴萨】DanielSophoran 292 points 20 hours ago*
The script writes itself at this point. This has Arsenal 1 - 2 Manchester City written all over it.
EDIT: Guys pls its reverse psychology innit, i made this happen.
这一刻剧本就此敲定。字里行间写满了阿森纳1-2曼城的结局。
编辑：伙计们，拜托，我这是毒奶好吗，是我一手搅动了这场半决赛的乾坤。
[–]【阿森纳】microMe1_2 95 points 20 hours ago
With the way they're attacking, I doubt we'll keep them to 2 goals.
照他城这么狂轰滥炸下去，我怀疑我们不止被进2个。
REPLAY：71' 奥巴梅扬左路奔袭破门
[–]rmother 5815 points 20 hours ago
Excuse me what happened to arsenal the past week? Why are they defending?
过去这一周，阿森纳到底发生了什么事啊？他们居然开始防守了？
[–]【桑托斯】angiotensin2 3359 points 20 hours ago
David Luiz got his contract renewal ;)
大卫-路易斯喜获续约;)
[–]【蓝十字】cortez0498 2133 points 20 hours ago
Damn, most players play good for a few weeks when their contract is up for renewal but David Luiz with his 200iq brain does the opposite
我靠，大部分球员都是在续约前踢几周的好球挣表现，但是智商200的路易斯居然是反着来的
[–]【阿森纳】raizen0106 1703 points 20 hours ago
If you don't extend me at my brainfarts then you don't deserve me at my best
如果你不在我抽疯的时候选择包容，那你也不配拥有我最好的那一面
[–]【阿森纳】Paranoides 602 points 20 hours ago
He was holding our defence as a hostage for new contract
这家伙是把我厂的防守扣作人质以此要挟管理层给他新合同啊
[–]fuckdillyding 750 points 20 hours ago
Mikel told them to concede less and score more
（阿森纳发生了什么事？）就是阿尔特塔告诉队员少丢球多进球呗
[–]pl1423ru 360 points 20 hours ago
Yes, he also told them to win matches and not lose them.
对，他还对球员说，比赛是用来赢的，不是用来输的。
[–]【阿森纳】tsonny1104 586 points 20 hours ago
we actually have a good manager that is learning how to get the best out of subpar players, Mustafi has looked like a changed man this season
我们真是有着一位优秀的教练，他在学习如何让那些水准以下的球员迸发出最好的一面，这个赛季的穆斯塔菲简直面貌一新
[–]【阿森纳】vcc49 316 points 20 hours ago
He still has a brain dead moment in him while on the ball, but Christ the man can defend now
本该他保持警醒的时候，他还是有可能大脑死机，但感谢老天这哥们现在会防守了
[–]【阿森纳】ederzs97 1220 points 20 hours ago
Arteta is gonna be the only manager to be beat Klopp, Pep and Coronavirus
阿尔特塔，唯一一位同时战胜克洛普、瓜迪奥拉和新冠病毒的教练
[–]【阿森纳】Arnutrag 252 points 19 hours ago
All in a matter of months
寥寥数月便有此成就
[–]lordwelbz2 2687 points 20 hours ago
Tierney what a ball
蒂尔尼这个过顶直塞舒服了
[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 1240 points 20 hours ago
Tesco Carlos
乐购-卡洛斯
（译注：蒂尔尼此前曾拎着英国零售商Tesco乐购的塑料购物袋而不是名牌包出现在公众视野，因此广受好评，此处是将乐购和左后卫传奇罗伯特-卡洛斯组合成一个新名字）
[–]【阿森纳】Steo42 452 points 20 hours ago
Tescinho
乐购尼奥
[–]King_Hobbes 268 points 20 hours ago
The wait was definitely worth it with this lad. Massive step up from Kolasinac
对于他所有的等待都是值得的（指蒂尔尼转会后的伤病期）。相较科拉希纳茨来说真是提升了好大一个档次。
[–]【阿森纳】tsonny1104 173 points 20 hours ago
lifetime contract when?
什么时候签终生合同？
[–]【利马索尔】AkatsukiEUNE 63 points 20 hours ago
FT whistle
终场哨响时
[–]【辛辛那提FC】Danko_on_Reddit 1059 points 20 hours ago
Scenes when Arsenal win the FA Cup to keep 7th place Spurs out of Euro League.
想象一下，阿森纳夺得足总杯，把英超第七名的热刺挤出欧联杯
[–]【阿森纳】Arnutrag 224 points 19 hours ago
Oh yes please
噢，就这样，拜托了
[–]【罗马】Robbinho_Stark 352 points 19 hours ago
Inject this into my veins.
把它注入我的血液吧。
[–]【圣诞老人FC】anip94 2556 points 20 hours ago
Aubameyang is a top top striker. Wenger's final gift to arsenal
奥巴梅扬真是王牌中的王牌射手。他是温格带给阿森纳的最后一份礼物。
[–]阿森纳_deep_blue_ 971 points 20 hours ago
thank u papa weng
谢谢你，温格老爹
[–]【阿森纳】inspectorseantime 206 points 20 hours ago
thank
谢谢
[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 312 points 20 hours ago
Arsene always knows
温格总是很懂的
[–]【多特蒙德】jdono927 77 points 20 hours ago
:’)
:’)
[–]【曼联】The_Promised_Land 297 points 20 hours ago
Honestly, he really had an eye for talent like few others. Some make fun of him almost signing players and that's become a meme perhaps, but you have to spot them in the first place.
老实说，很少有人能像温格那样慧眼识珠。有些人总是拿“温差签”找乐，还搞成了一个梗，但首先你得有发现这些球员的眼光才行啊。
[–]【国际米兰】borna761 3092 points 20 hours ago
Arsenal confirmed best team in England, beating Liverpool and Man City in a matter of 4 days.
4天之内先后击败利物浦和曼城，阿森纳是英格兰最强球队实锤了。
[–]【利物浦】Bazlow 986 points 20 hours ago
We're inviting Auba round when we play Chelsea to hand him the PL trophy
我们打算在踢切尔西那场时邀请奥巴梅扬过来，然后把英超奖杯转交给他
[–]【利物浦】VilTheVillain 423 points 19 hours ago
Klopp planned all this, that win over us obviously gave Arsenal the confidence to beat City.
克洛普谋划了这一切，让阿森纳在我军身上拿到三分，很显然这给了他们击败曼城的信心
[–]【阿森纳】cpl1 152 points 18 hours ago
Finally arsenal got character development.
我厂这角色总算有了点新成长
[–]【利物浦】generalambassador 1285 points 20 hours ago
Imagine conceding 2 goals to Arsenal rofl
居然有球队被阿森纳打进两球，笑到打滚
[–]【阿森纳】Olli399 557 points 20 hours ago
ikr
我懂你
[–]【阿森纳】FatGoonerFromIndia 147 points 20 hours ago
Who would have thought Mourinho would have rubbed off on Arteta?
谁能想到穆里尼奥的特质居然也出现在了阿尔特塔身上？
[–]【阿森纳】EvadedFury 75 points 19 hours ago
He learns from Wenger, studies under Pep, then experiences Mourinho. He absorbs it all, and it is ARTETABALL!
他师承温格，辅佐瓜帅，亲历鸟叔。他采各家之长并融会贯通，打造出如今的阿尔特塔足球！
[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 123 points 20 hours ago
Oh god I can't believe this. Then again it's 2020 so...
我的上帝，真是不敢相信。转念一想，今年是2020年嘛，啥事都不奇怪…
[–]Vimjux 334 points 20 hours ago
Imagine breaking FFP for a community shield and a carabao cup lol
想象一下，打破财政公平法案，就为拿个社区盾和联赛杯，噗哈哈哈哈
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