[传声筒][日刊21.08.28]如何填补C罗留下的空白？曼联终于有了答案！由传声筒 发表在足球话题区 https://bbs.hupu.com/topic
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ON：C罗正式回归曼联俱乐部
[–]LordVelaryon[M] [score hidden] 8 hours ago* stickied comment
UNITED CONFIRM RONALDO AGREEMENT
Manchester United is delighted to confirm that the club has reached agreement with Juventus for the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo, subject to agreement of personal terms, visa and medical.
Cristiano, a five-time Ballon d’Or winner, has so far won over 30 major trophies during his career, including five UEFA Champions League titles, four FIFA Club World Cups, seven league titles in England, Spain and Italy, and the European Championship for his native Portugal. In his first spell for Manchester United, he scored 118 goals in 292 games.
Everyone at the club looks forward to welcoming Cristiano back to Manchester.
Reported fee: €15m+8m
Reported salary: £25m per year for two seasons, is net (after tax)
曼联确认完成C罗转会
曼联俱乐部很高兴地确认，俱乐部已经与尤文图斯俱乐部就克里斯蒂亚诺-罗纳尔多的转会达成协议，个人条款、签证及体检相关事宜仍在沟通。
C罗五次获得金球奖，生涯至今已经赢得了超过30座重要奖杯，包括5座欧冠冠军奖杯，4座世俱杯，并为他的祖国葡萄牙赢得了欧洲杯。
他在曼联效力期间在292场比赛中打入了118球。
俱乐部的每个人都在期待着欢迎C罗回到曼联。
据报道，转会费为1500万+800万欧元
球员薪水：两个赛季净收入2500万英镑/年（税后）
[–]【南安普顿】Nakkie96 4546 points 8 hours ago2
Thank fuck we got a point out of these guys before this happened
谢天谢地，幸亏我徒赶在转会发生前从他魔身上赚了一分
[–]【曼联】whpdy 1737 points 8 hours ago
I appreciate this. We’ll still lose to bloody Brentford.
一分已经够感恩的了。毕竟我抬还是会输给该死的布伦特福德。
[–]【阿森纳】VijayAnna 1364 points 6 hours ago
Come on. No one loses to Brentford.
得了吧。哪有人会输给布伦特福德的？
[–]【阿森纳】ShawtyALilBaaddie 924 points 6 hours ago
Hahaha, right guys?
哈哈哈，可不嘛
[–]【切尔西】relaxwithme 8373 points 8 hours ago
Wtf. The absolute speed of this.
我勒个擦。这效率简直了。
[–]【皇马】thatdude0125 4549 points 8 hours ago
From rumours to confirmed in 5 hours lol. Incredible
从转会传言到转会确认只用了5小时。难以置信
[–]【巴西】d0m1n4t0r 1698 points 8 hours ago
I was laughing at that first OGS post here, thinking he would never go back there now, with all the players they have etc. And here we are so soon. What the fuck.
最初的流言帖出现时我还笑得不行，觉得以曼联现有的阵容，他永远都不会再回去了。然而瞬息之间我们就见证了官宣。卧了个槽。
[–]【英格兰】NoFrillsCrisps 2369 points 7 hours ago
You reckon SAF had a word with Ronaldo weeks ago and said:
'Listen lad, you are coming to Utd. But first, you have to make City fans think you are going there. Do it for me."
我猜弗格森爵士在几周前曾经跟C罗说过这样的话：
“听着小伙子，你将回归曼联。但首先，你得让曼城球迷觉得你会去他们那儿。为了我，来这么一手吧。”
[–]shantipath 390 points 7 hours ago
Can confirm this is what happened. Bruno told me.
是真的。在现场。我是B费的胡子。
[–]【曼联】WergleTheProud 567 points 7 hours ago
That's how I would have written it up for the Amazon series.
亚马逊纪录片不这么拍的话我不看。
[–]【曼联】achilles-_-23 493 points 8 hours ago
Someone seriously fucked with the sacred timeline here
肯定是有人严重破坏了神圣时间线
[–]【索马里】abibyama 370 points 7 hours ago
It was Messi, he shouldn’t have won the Copa America
是梅西，他就不该拿美洲杯
[–]【曼联】kit_mitts 461 points 7 hours ago
Messi touching a trophy in an Argentina shirt was a nexus event lmfao
身披阿根廷国家队战袍的梅西摸到冠军奖杯这事就是个“联结事件”哈哈哈
（译注：以上为《洛基》梗）
[–]【曼联】thesilentwatchers 7675 points 8 hours ago
United finally filling the gap left by their former legendary winger Ronaldo... with current legendary striker Ronaldo
曼联总算填补了该队前传奇边锋C罗留下的空白……填补方式是签下现传奇中锋C罗
[–]Coesim 2171 points 7 hours ago
Turns out the new Ronaldo is the old Ronaldo.
原来这个新的C罗就是旧的那个C罗啊。
[–]wateryoudoinghere 601 points 7 hours ago*
Sempre foi
🧑🚀 🇵🇹
一直都是
🧑🚀 🇵🇹
[–]【普马斯】Man0nTheMoon915 1381 points 8 hours ago
We forgot about Fergie time
我们竟忘却了弗格森时间的存在
[–]【班加罗尔】jaimatad 3550 points 8 hours ago
The fastest deal I've seen United carry out
这是我见过的曼联动作最快的一次转会交易
[–]【英格兰】Cars2IsAMasterpiece 1096 points 8 hours ago
Crazy things happen when the fax machine is working.
只要传真机好使，总有疯狂的好事。
[–]【曼联】prollyanalien 400 points 6 hours ago
Still can't wrap my mind around the fact that David de Gea staying at Manchester United only happened because our fax machine was shit at the time.
回想起来，德赫亚当年能留在曼联居然只是因为传真机坏了，直到现在我还是百思不得其解。
[–]DrowsyRebel 65 points 3 hours ago
I don’t buy that at all .
我反正是不信的。
[–]cenasfodetepah 782 points 8 hours ago
the right motivation can do wonders, thanx city <3
恰当的动机能够带来奇迹，谢啦曼城，么么哒
[–]【皇马】pepenomics 5884 points 8 hours ago
Fuck it has happened. All these summer rumours and we get the transfer without the flirting.
艹，这就成了。经历了一整个夏窗的流言前戏，结果连情都没调一下就完事了。
[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 2545 points 8 hours ago
City’s interest made all those Ronaldo return rumors come true in an hour
正是由于曼城的意向，让所有关于C罗回归的传闻在一个小时内变成了现实
[–]【曼联】pkkthetigerr 1733 points 7 hours ago
Sir Alex read the paper this morning and made a call....
弗格森爵士早上起来扫了眼报纸，然后打了个电话……
[–]【桑普多利亚】xepa105 769 points 7 hours ago
I can just imagine Cristiano picking up the phone and hearing an old Scottish man open with "Listen, son..."
我都能想象得出那个画面，C罗接起电话，听筒那头传来一个年迈的苏格兰口音“听好了，孩子……”
[–]【河床】OK6502 402 points 7 hours ago
The idea that Ronaldo would end up at city seemed rather unsettling, even as a neutral.
I have no doubt Sir Alex had some strong feelings about this as well.
C罗最终会在曼城落脚的可能，哪怕在中立球迷看来都特别让人不安。
弗格森爵士肯定也对这事儿有强烈的反应。
[–]【切尔西】Monarki 1087 points 8 hours ago
Like literally if city did nothing this wouldn't be happening lol.
如果曼城不搞点动静的话，曼联也许还真不会行动，哈哈。
[–]somebeerinheaven 591 points 7 hours ago
And city still don't get the striker they want. Maybe they'll do a mad one and go for Halaand. Wouldn't surprise me this window.
然而曼城还是没找到他们心心念念的中锋。可能他们接下来会放手一搏，直奔哈兰德。
他们真出手了的话我也不会意外的。
[–]FootyG94 561 points 7 hours ago
Dortmund have rejected 200m offers. He’s not moving this window
多特蒙德已经回绝了2亿报价。哈兰德这个夏窗不会动窝的。
[–]【英格兰】Bercowslip 2443 points 7 hours ago2& 9 more
Fuck that's a lot of offers
2亿份报价可海了去了呀
[–]【桑托斯拉古纳】yaipu 574 points 7 hours ago
...listen you little shit
……阅读理解小天才
[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 1592 points 8 hours ago
Man UTD fans furiously deleting the Ronaldo slander they posted the past 2 days.
曼联球迷正在疯狂删除他们这两天诽谤C罗的帖子
[–]【曼联】PureProcrastinating（纯粹拖延） 840 points 8 hours ago
on my way
你们聊，我先去忙
[–]Mr_Karma_Whore 873 points 7 hours ago
With a username like that, I doubt
楼上的ID明显跟发言内容不符
[–]【曼联】Ryo720 435 points 7 hours ago
See when I say "snake" I actually meant "very nice person".
那啥，我说的“毒蛇”（有小人、叛徒之意），其实是“极为美妙之人”的意思啦
[–]ReginaMark 414 points 7 hours ago
SNAKE - Super Nice Athlete to Kick Etihad's ass
SNAKE - 超级美妙的运动员专踢伊蒂哈德的屁股
[–]【曼联】Emooot 416 points 7 hours ago
What are you talking about, I never called him a money grabbing wanker and declared Messi as the GOAT
这叫啥话，哪有诽谤的事儿，我可从来都没管他叫过贪财的混蛋，也从没宣称梅西才是史上最佳球员。
[–]Mayhall 8513 points 8 hours ago*
WHAT IS THIS WINDOW?
Messi and Ronaldo BOTH IN THE SAME WINDOW WTF.
madness.
这个转会窗弄啥嘞？
梅西和C罗竟然在同一个转会窗改换门庭，我去。
逆天了。
[–]jvrcb17 2520 points 8 hours ago
After the commercial break... Mbappe & Haaland
广告之后更精彩……接下来登场的是姆巴佩和哈兰德
[–]【德国】SleepTightLilPuppy 883 points 8 hours ago
I genuinely don't know how I'll survive the next transfer window without dying of boredom
为什么，为什么，为什么让我见到一个这么好的转会窗，如果我以后见不到怎么办啊
[–]【切尔西】dunneetiger 1211 points 8 hours ago
Messi and Ronaldo in the same window for a quarter of the price of Jack Graelish....
梅西和C罗出现在同一个转会窗，价格却只有格拉利什的四分之一……
[–]【巴萨】Blaugrana1990 839 points 8 hours ago
I mean, just Messi leaving is fucking weird. And now you add Ramos, Ronaldo and maybe Mboppi in the same window.
光是梅西离队就已经够超现实的了。现在这个夏窗又加上了拉莫斯、C罗，也许还有姆巴佩。
[–]【曼联】Comicksands 643 points 8 hours ago
Varane, Lukaku, Grealish, Sancho
瓦拉内、卢卡库、格拉利什、桑乔
[–]【英格兰】RedgrenCrumbholt 722 points 7 hours ago
And a Xhaka contract extension from Arsenal?! Doesn't get any bigger than that.
扎卡与阿森纳续约呢？！就问你这个夏窗还有比这更重磅的吗？
[–]【荷兰】analleakage_ 229 points 7 hours ago
Willian to Corinthians is even more insane
有啊，威廉转投科林蒂安
[–]MayweatherSr 350 points 8 hours ago
I know right?? Messi to PSG, Ronaldo, Sancho and Varane to United, Grealish to City, Kane to the bench, and me to a new job with slightly better salary. What a window!
这个转会窗确实很牛不是吗？？梅西去大巴黎，C罗、桑乔及瓦拉内去曼联，格拉利什去曼城，凯恩去替补席，而我也找到一份薪水稍好的新工作。多棒的转会窗！
[–]【曼联】MonsieurFlamboyant 155 points 8 hours ago
Lmao Kane to the bench...but congrats on the new job! Don't have your brother as your agent or sign a long contract in your prime.
凯恩去替补席，蚌埠住了……不过还是祝贺你另攀高枝！奉劝一句，别让你哥当你的经纪人，也别在职业生涯巅峰期签长期合同。
[–]【尤文图斯】CheekyFifaCunt_7 3709 points 8 hours ago
The last dance
最后一舞
[–]【曼联】Bruno_Fernandes8 1501 points 8 hours ago
Highjacked in 4 hours. Absolutely insane
四小时奇劫案。绝对的疯狂
[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 1474 points 8 hours ago
The power of a phonecall from Sir Alex.
来自弗格森爵士的神秘电话魔力。
[–]sidaeinjae 633 points 8 hours ago
It's Fergie time all over again and he's been retired for 8 years now
即便在他退休8年之后，弗格森时间依旧管用
[–]【曼联】jakatz 496 points 8 hours ago
and Agents Rio, Ole and Bruno
同时也要归功于里奥-费迪南德、索肖和B费
[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 498 points 7 hours ago
Ronaldo probably looked at his phone after the City rumors started
“You have 14 missed calls from Bruno Fernandes”
曼城谣言四起时，C罗瞄了一眼手机
“您有来自布鲁诺-费尔南德斯的14个未接来电”
[–]【不莱梅】sami2503 3540 points 8 hours ago
Imagine being close to signing Ronaldo, Messi and Kane and ending up spending 100m on Jack Grealish instead
试想一下，你距离签下C罗、梅西和凯恩仅有一步之遥，结果最后花了1亿买来格拉利什。
[–]【曼联】Aloeofthevera 1806 points 7 hours ago
Tbf jack is a great player but lmfaooooo fuck off city
公平地说，格拉利什是一名伟大的球员，但是曼城活该去死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Coesim 790 points 7 hours ago
Yeah, but they desperately needed a striker and instead payed 100m on a player in a position they were already stacked in.
格拉利什确实优秀，但曼城最想要的其实还是一名中锋，结果他们仍然砸了1亿买一个同位置人员已经溢出的球员。
[–]【葡萄牙】sharkaim4 1980 points 7 hours ago
RONALDO TO UNITED
MESSI TO PSG
RAMOS TO PSG
MBAPPE TO MADRID
MENDY TO JAIL
What a transfer market this is
C罗去曼联
梅西去大巴黎
拉莫斯去大巴黎
姆巴佩去皇马
门迪去监狱
多么热闹的转会市场啊
[–]duyar70 242 points 7 hours ago
I mean come on did you not expect the mendy transfer?
咋啦，你是没预料到门迪的转会吗？
[–]【威尔士】essjay2009 155 points 7 hours ago
Free transfer but we’re all waiting to see what the contract length is going to be.
他那是自由转会，但我们还是要等着瞧他能拿到多长的“合同”。
[–]【多特蒙德】zorokvillian 2980 points 8 hours ago
What a transfer window. Jesus.
这转会窗真的绝了。吉瑟斯。
[–]【埃弗顿】Randybutterrubs 1465 points 8 hours ago
Honestly can't believe how quick this all transpired too. Messi was like a 2 day saga, Ronaldo even less than that.
而且实在难以相信这些重磅转会居然这么快就完成了。梅西大概就是2天的事儿，C罗这边花的时间更少。
[–]drivebymedia 514 points 7 hours ago
Ronaldo always want to be first ahead of Messi
C罗事事都想走在梅西前头嘛。
[–]【曼联】DaveShadow 1064 points 8 hours ago
If you'd told me we'd get Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo at the start of the window, I'd have said you were insane.
如果你在这个夏窗伊始告诉我，曼联能签下桑乔、瓦拉内和C罗，那我肯定觉得你是个疯子。
[–]【阿森纳】ffca 549 points 7 hours ago
If I told you a few months ago Mbappe moving to Real Madrid would be the 3rd biggest headline this window, what would you imagine?
如果我几个月前告诉你，姆巴佩转会皇马只能在这个夏窗的重磅新闻里排第三，你会怎么想？
[–]【阿森纳】jkeefy 485 points 8 hours ago
Who would’ve thought we had the most ridiculous transfer window in recent history and it didnt involve Haaland moving lmao
谁能想得到，这个夏窗会是近代史上最为荒谬的一个转会窗，而且哈兰德甚至都没动，哈哈哈
[–]JorahsSwingingMickey 941 points 8 hours ago
I see zero problems with this formation.
我觉得这阵型没毛病。
[–]【阿森纳】DeadlockRadium 621 points 7 hours ago
Why win 2-0 when you can win 9-4
能赢9-4，干嘛只赢2-0
[–]【尤文图斯】italiansocc3r10 123 points 7 hours ago
That's pretty much PSGs game plan right? Pretty hard to lose when you'll average 8 goals a game.
这不就是大巴黎的比赛计划吗？当你平均每场比赛能进8个球时，你很难败北。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】hknerdmr 198 points 7 hours ago
I think thats unrealistic.
Henderson instead of De Gea
我觉得这阵型还是不切实际。
亨德森应该取代德赫亚首发。
[–]【尤文图斯】italiansocc3r10 366 points 8 hours ago
Congrats to both teams honestly. Grazie Cristiano! It was fun but it's the best move for both of us. He's given us some great moments for sure but it's time we both move on.
If he had to leave I'm very happy that he went to United. Good luck! Happy for you fans!
真心祝贺这两支球队。谢谢你，C罗！有你的日子很开心，但这对我们双方来说都是最佳的选择。他为我妇贡献了许多伟大的时刻，但我们双方是时候继续前进了。
如果他不得不要离开，那我很高兴他去了曼联。祝你好运！为你的球迷感到高兴！
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ON：C罗正式回归曼联俱乐部
[–]LordVelaryon[M] [score hidden] 8 hours ago* stickied comment
UNITED CONFIRM RONALDO AGREEMENT
Manchester United is delighted to confirm that the club has reached agreement with Juventus for the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo, subject to agreement of personal terms, visa and medical.
Cristiano, a five-time Ballon d’Or winner, has so far won over 30 major trophies during his career, including five UEFA Champions League titles, four FIFA Club World Cups, seven league titles in England, Spain and Italy, and the European Championship for his native Portugal. In his first spell for Manchester United, he scored 118 goals in 292 games.
Everyone at the club looks forward to welcoming Cristiano back to Manchester.
Reported fee: €15m+8m
Reported salary: £25m per year for two seasons, is net (after tax)
曼联确认完成C罗转会
曼联俱乐部很高兴地确认，俱乐部已经与尤文图斯俱乐部就克里斯蒂亚诺-罗纳尔多的转会达成协议，个人条款、签证及体检相关事宜仍在沟通。
C罗五次获得金球奖，生涯至今已经赢得了超过30座重要奖杯，包括5座欧冠冠军奖杯，4座世俱杯，并为他的祖国葡萄牙赢得了欧洲杯。
他在曼联效力期间在292场比赛中打入了118球。
俱乐部的每个人都在期待着欢迎C罗回到曼联。
据报道，转会费为1500万+800万欧元
球员薪水：两个赛季净收入2500万英镑/年（税后）
[–]【南安普顿】Nakkie96 4546 points 8 hours ago2
Thank fuck we got a point out of these guys before this happened
谢天谢地，幸亏我徒赶在转会发生前从他魔身上赚了一分
[–]【曼联】whpdy 1737 points 8 hours ago
I appreciate this. We’ll still lose to bloody Brentford.
一分已经够感恩的了。毕竟我抬还是会输给该死的布伦特福德。
[–]【阿森纳】VijayAnna 1364 points 6 hours ago
Come on. No one loses to Brentford.
得了吧。哪有人会输给布伦特福德的？
[–]【阿森纳】ShawtyALilBaaddie 924 points 6 hours ago
Hahaha, right guys?
哈哈哈，可不嘛
[–]【切尔西】relaxwithme 8373 points 8 hours ago
Wtf. The absolute speed of this.
我勒个擦。这效率简直了。
[–]【皇马】thatdude0125 4549 points 8 hours ago
From rumours to confirmed in 5 hours lol. Incredible
从转会传言到转会确认只用了5小时。难以置信
[–]【巴西】d0m1n4t0r 1698 points 8 hours ago
I was laughing at that first OGS post here, thinking he would never go back there now, with all the players they have etc. And here we are so soon. What the fuck.
最初的流言帖出现时我还笑得不行，觉得以曼联现有的阵容，他永远都不会再回去了。然而瞬息之间我们就见证了官宣。卧了个槽。
[–]【英格兰】NoFrillsCrisps 2369 points 7 hours ago
You reckon SAF had a word with Ronaldo weeks ago and said:
'Listen lad, you are coming to Utd. But first, you have to make City fans think you are going there. Do it for me."
我猜弗格森爵士在几周前曾经跟C罗说过这样的话：
“听着小伙子，你将回归曼联。但首先，你得让曼城球迷觉得你会去他们那儿。为了我，来这么一手吧。”
[–]shantipath 390 points 7 hours ago
Can confirm this is what happened. Bruno told me.
是真的。在现场。我是B费的胡子。
[–]【曼联】WergleTheProud 567 points 7 hours ago
That's how I would have written it up for the Amazon series.
亚马逊纪录片不这么拍的话我不看。
[–]【曼联】achilles-_-23 493 points 8 hours ago
Someone seriously fucked with the sacred timeline here
肯定是有人严重破坏了神圣时间线
[–]【索马里】abibyama 370 points 7 hours ago
It was Messi, he shouldn’t have won the Copa America
是梅西，他就不该拿美洲杯
[–]【曼联】kit_mitts 461 points 7 hours ago
Messi touching a trophy in an Argentina shirt was a nexus event lmfao
身披阿根廷国家队战袍的梅西摸到冠军奖杯这事就是个“联结事件”哈哈哈
（译注：以上为《洛基》梗）
[–]【曼联】thesilentwatchers 7675 points 8 hours ago
United finally filling the gap left by their former legendary winger Ronaldo... with current legendary striker Ronaldo
曼联总算填补了该队前传奇边锋C罗留下的空白……填补方式是签下现传奇中锋C罗
[–]Coesim 2171 points 7 hours ago
Turns out the new Ronaldo is the old Ronaldo.
原来这个新的C罗就是旧的那个C罗啊。
[–]wateryoudoinghere 601 points 7 hours ago*
Sempre foi
🧑🚀 🇵🇹
一直都是
🧑🚀 🇵🇹
[–]【普马斯】Man0nTheMoon915 1381 points 8 hours ago
We forgot about Fergie time
我们竟忘却了弗格森时间的存在
[–]【班加罗尔】jaimatad 3550 points 8 hours ago
The fastest deal I've seen United carry out
这是我见过的曼联动作最快的一次转会交易
[–]【英格兰】Cars2IsAMasterpiece 1096 points 8 hours ago
Crazy things happen when the fax machine is working.
只要传真机好使，总有疯狂的好事。
[–]【曼联】prollyanalien 400 points 6 hours ago
Still can't wrap my mind around the fact that David de Gea staying at Manchester United only happened because our fax machine was shit at the time.
回想起来，德赫亚当年能留在曼联居然只是因为传真机坏了，直到现在我还是百思不得其解。
[–]DrowsyRebel 65 points 3 hours ago
I don’t buy that at all .
我反正是不信的。
[–]cenasfodetepah 782 points 8 hours ago
the right motivation can do wonders, thanx city <3
恰当的动机能够带来奇迹，谢啦曼城，么么哒
[–]【皇马】pepenomics 5884 points 8 hours ago
Fuck it has happened. All these summer rumours and we get the transfer without the flirting.
艹，这就成了。经历了一整个夏窗的流言前戏，结果连情都没调一下就完事了。
[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 2545 points 8 hours ago
City’s interest made all those Ronaldo return rumors come true in an hour
正是由于曼城的意向，让所有关于C罗回归的传闻在一个小时内变成了现实
[–]【曼联】pkkthetigerr 1733 points 7 hours ago
Sir Alex read the paper this morning and made a call....
弗格森爵士早上起来扫了眼报纸，然后打了个电话……
[–]【桑普多利亚】xepa105 769 points 7 hours ago
I can just imagine Cristiano picking up the phone and hearing an old Scottish man open with "Listen, son..."
我都能想象得出那个画面，C罗接起电话，听筒那头传来一个年迈的苏格兰口音“听好了，孩子……”
[–]【河床】OK6502 402 points 7 hours ago
The idea that Ronaldo would end up at city seemed rather unsettling, even as a neutral.
I have no doubt Sir Alex had some strong feelings about this as well.
C罗最终会在曼城落脚的可能，哪怕在中立球迷看来都特别让人不安。
弗格森爵士肯定也对这事儿有强烈的反应。
[–]【切尔西】Monarki 1087 points 8 hours ago
Like literally if city did nothing this wouldn't be happening lol.
如果曼城不搞点动静的话，曼联也许还真不会行动，哈哈。
[–]somebeerinheaven 591 points 7 hours ago
And city still don't get the striker they want. Maybe they'll do a mad one and go for Halaand. Wouldn't surprise me this window.
然而曼城还是没找到他们心心念念的中锋。可能他们接下来会放手一搏，直奔哈兰德。
他们真出手了的话我也不会意外的。
[–]FootyG94 561 points 7 hours ago
Dortmund have rejected 200m offers. He’s not moving this window
多特蒙德已经回绝了2亿报价。哈兰德这个夏窗不会动窝的。
[–]【英格兰】Bercowslip 2443 points 7 hours ago2& 9 more
Fuck that's a lot of offers
2亿份报价可海了去了呀
[–]【桑托斯拉古纳】yaipu 574 points 7 hours ago
...listen you little shit
……阅读理解小天才
[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 1592 points 8 hours ago
Man UTD fans furiously deleting the Ronaldo slander they posted the past 2 days.
曼联球迷正在疯狂删除他们这两天诽谤C罗的帖子
[–]【曼联】PureProcrastinating（纯粹拖延） 840 points 8 hours ago
on my way
你们聊，我先去忙
[–]Mr_Karma_Whore 873 points 7 hours ago
With a username like that, I doubt
楼上的ID明显跟发言内容不符
[–]【曼联】Ryo720 435 points 7 hours ago
See when I say "snake" I actually meant "very nice person".
那啥，我说的“毒蛇”（有小人、叛徒之意），其实是“极为美妙之人”的意思啦
[–]ReginaMark 414 points 7 hours ago
SNAKE - Super Nice Athlete to Kick Etihad's ass
SNAKE - 超级美妙的运动员专踢伊蒂哈德的屁股
[–]【曼联】Emooot 416 points 7 hours ago
What are you talking about, I never called him a money grabbing wanker and declared Messi as the GOAT
这叫啥话，哪有诽谤的事儿，我可从来都没管他叫过贪财的混蛋，也从没宣称梅西才是史上最佳球员。
[–]Mayhall 8513 points 8 hours ago*
WHAT IS THIS WINDOW?
Messi and Ronaldo BOTH IN THE SAME WINDOW WTF.
madness.
这个转会窗弄啥嘞？
梅西和C罗竟然在同一个转会窗改换门庭，我去。
逆天了。
[–]jvrcb17 2520 points 8 hours ago
After the commercial break... Mbappe & Haaland
广告之后更精彩……接下来登场的是姆巴佩和哈兰德
[–]【德国】SleepTightLilPuppy 883 points 8 hours ago
I genuinely don't know how I'll survive the next transfer window without dying of boredom
为什么，为什么，为什么让我见到一个这么好的转会窗，如果我以后见不到怎么办啊
[–]【切尔西】dunneetiger 1211 points 8 hours ago
Messi and Ronaldo in the same window for a quarter of the price of Jack Graelish....
梅西和C罗出现在同一个转会窗，价格却只有格拉利什的四分之一……
[–]【巴萨】Blaugrana1990 839 points 8 hours ago
I mean, just Messi leaving is fucking weird. And now you add Ramos, Ronaldo and maybe Mboppi in the same window.
光是梅西离队就已经够超现实的了。现在这个夏窗又加上了拉莫斯、C罗，也许还有姆巴佩。
[–]【曼联】Comicksands 643 points 8 hours ago
Varane, Lukaku, Grealish, Sancho
瓦拉内、卢卡库、格拉利什、桑乔
[–]【英格兰】RedgrenCrumbholt 722 points 7 hours ago
And a Xhaka contract extension from Arsenal?! Doesn't get any bigger than that.
扎卡与阿森纳续约呢？！就问你这个夏窗还有比这更重磅的吗？
[–]【荷兰】analleakage_ 229 points 7 hours ago
Willian to Corinthians is even more insane
有啊，威廉转投科林蒂安
[–]MayweatherSr 350 points 8 hours ago
I know right?? Messi to PSG, Ronaldo, Sancho and Varane to United, Grealish to City, Kane to the bench, and me to a new job with slightly better salary. What a window!
这个转会窗确实很牛不是吗？？梅西去大巴黎，C罗、桑乔及瓦拉内去曼联，格拉利什去曼城，凯恩去替补席，而我也找到一份薪水稍好的新工作。多棒的转会窗！
[–]【曼联】MonsieurFlamboyant 155 points 8 hours ago
Lmao Kane to the bench...but congrats on the new job! Don't have your brother as your agent or sign a long contract in your prime.
凯恩去替补席，蚌埠住了……不过还是祝贺你另攀高枝！奉劝一句，别让你哥当你的经纪人，也别在职业生涯巅峰期签长期合同。
[–]【尤文图斯】CheekyFifaCunt_7 3709 points 8 hours ago
The last dance
最后一舞
[–]【曼联】Bruno_Fernandes8 1501 points 8 hours ago
Highjacked in 4 hours. Absolutely insane
四小时奇劫案。绝对的疯狂
[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 1474 points 8 hours ago
The power of a phonecall from Sir Alex.
来自弗格森爵士的神秘电话魔力。
[–]sidaeinjae 633 points 8 hours ago
It's Fergie time all over again and he's been retired for 8 years now
即便在他退休8年之后，弗格森时间依旧管用
[–]【曼联】jakatz 496 points 8 hours ago
and Agents Rio, Ole and Bruno
同时也要归功于里奥-费迪南德、索肖和B费
[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 498 points 7 hours ago
Ronaldo probably looked at his phone after the City rumors started
“You have 14 missed calls from Bruno Fernandes”
曼城谣言四起时，C罗瞄了一眼手机
“您有来自布鲁诺-费尔南德斯的14个未接来电”
[–]【不莱梅】sami2503 3540 points 8 hours ago
Imagine being close to signing Ronaldo, Messi and Kane and ending up spending 100m on Jack Grealish instead
试想一下，你距离签下C罗、梅西和凯恩仅有一步之遥，结果最后花了1亿买来格拉利什。
[–]【曼联】Aloeofthevera 1806 points 7 hours ago
Tbf jack is a great player but lmfaooooo fuck off city
公平地说，格拉利什是一名伟大的球员，但是曼城活该去死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Coesim 790 points 7 hours ago
Yeah, but they desperately needed a striker and instead payed 100m on a player in a position they were already stacked in.
格拉利什确实优秀，但曼城最想要的其实还是一名中锋，结果他们仍然砸了1亿买一个同位置人员已经溢出的球员。
[–]【葡萄牙】sharkaim4 1980 points 7 hours ago
RONALDO TO UNITED
MESSI TO PSG
RAMOS TO PSG
MBAPPE TO MADRID
MENDY TO JAIL
What a transfer market this is
C罗去曼联
梅西去大巴黎
拉莫斯去大巴黎
姆巴佩去皇马
门迪去监狱
多么热闹的转会市场啊
[–]duyar70 242 points 7 hours ago
I mean come on did you not expect the mendy transfer?
咋啦，你是没预料到门迪的转会吗？
[–]【威尔士】essjay2009 155 points 7 hours ago
Free transfer but we’re all waiting to see what the contract length is going to be.
他那是自由转会，但我们还是要等着瞧他能拿到多长的“合同”。
[–]【多特蒙德】zorokvillian 2980 points 8 hours ago
What a transfer window. Jesus.
这转会窗真的绝了。吉瑟斯。
[–]【埃弗顿】Randybutterrubs 1465 points 8 hours ago
Honestly can't believe how quick this all transpired too. Messi was like a 2 day saga, Ronaldo even less than that.
而且实在难以相信这些重磅转会居然这么快就完成了。梅西大概就是2天的事儿，C罗这边花的时间更少。
[–]drivebymedia 514 points 7 hours ago
Ronaldo always want to be first ahead of Messi
C罗事事都想走在梅西前头嘛。
[–]【曼联】DaveShadow 1064 points 8 hours ago
If you'd told me we'd get Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo at the start of the window, I'd have said you were insane.
如果你在这个夏窗伊始告诉我，曼联能签下桑乔、瓦拉内和C罗，那我肯定觉得你是个疯子。
[–]【阿森纳】ffca 549 points 7 hours ago
If I told you a few months ago Mbappe moving to Real Madrid would be the 3rd biggest headline this window, what would you imagine?
如果我几个月前告诉你，姆巴佩转会皇马只能在这个夏窗的重磅新闻里排第三，你会怎么想？
[–]【阿森纳】jkeefy 485 points 8 hours ago
Who would’ve thought we had the most ridiculous transfer window in recent history and it didnt involve Haaland moving lmao
谁能想得到，这个夏窗会是近代史上最为荒谬的一个转会窗，而且哈兰德甚至都没动，哈哈哈
[–]JorahsSwingingMickey 941 points 8 hours ago
I see zero problems with this formation.
我觉得这阵型没毛病。
[–]【阿森纳】DeadlockRadium 621 points 7 hours ago
Why win 2-0 when you can win 9-4
能赢9-4，干嘛只赢2-0
[–]【尤文图斯】italiansocc3r10 123 points 7 hours ago
That's pretty much PSGs game plan right? Pretty hard to lose when you'll average 8 goals a game.
这不就是大巴黎的比赛计划吗？当你平均每场比赛能进8个球时，你很难败北。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】hknerdmr 198 points 7 hours ago
I think thats unrealistic.
Henderson instead of De Gea
我觉得这阵型还是不切实际。
亨德森应该取代德赫亚首发。
[–]【尤文图斯】italiansocc3r10 366 points 8 hours ago
Congrats to both teams honestly. Grazie Cristiano! It was fun but it's the best move for both of us. He's given us some great moments for sure but it's time we both move on.
If he had to leave I'm very happy that he went to United. Good luck! Happy for you fans!
真心祝贺这两支球队。谢谢你，C罗！有你的日子很开心，但这对我们双方来说都是最佳的选择。他为我妇贡献了许多伟大的时刻，但我们双方是时候继续前进了。
如果他不得不要离开，那我很高兴他去了曼联。祝你好运！为你的球迷感到高兴！
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