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ON:巴塞罗那官方宣布梅西不再续约
[–]LordVelaryon[M] [score hidden] 9 hours ago* stickied comment
"Despite an agreement having been reached between FC Barcelona and Leo Messi and with the clear intention of both parties to sign a new contract today, it cannot be formalised due to economic and structural obstacles (Spanish La Liga regulations)
In view of this situation, Lionel Messi will not continue to be linked to FC Barcelona. Both parties deeply regret that in the end it will not be possible to fulfil the wishes of both the player and the Club.
Barça would like to thank the player for his contribution to the growth of the institution and wishes him all the best in his personal and professional life".
“尽管巴萨与梅西已经达成协议,并且双方在今天都有签署新合同的明确意图,但由于经济层面和结构层面的阻碍(西甲联赛规定),该协议无法正式生效。”
鉴于这种情况,梅西和巴萨缘尽于此。双方均深感遗憾,球员和俱乐部的愿望最终都无法得以实现。
巴萨感谢球员对俱乐部发展的贡献,并祝愿他在未来的生活及职业生涯中一帆风顺”。
(以上援引自巴萨官方声明)
[–]EL_MANDEM 4101 points 9 hours ago
Time to put that 100m to good use Villa.
阿斯顿维拉,是时候把你们新挣的那一亿拿出来捡条大鱼啦。
[–]levndrodev 1258 points 8 hours ago
What’s your return policy
不急,能聊聊你们的退货政策吗
[–]【曼联】braddf96 10.1k points 9 hours ago
Grealish trying to find his contract as quickly as possible before Pep gets ideas
格拉利什正在火速翻找他的转会合同,以免瓜帅灵机一动
[–]【皇马】10b-5 5481 points 9 hours ago
Grealish fails his medical examination. For undisclosed reasons.
格拉利什未能通过转会体检。原因不明。
[–]TuckBigFech 7620 points 8 hours ago223
He was diagnosed with not being Messi
他被诊断为:生而不为梅西
[–]【阿森纳】Cynicayke 3249 points 8 hours ago
A serious affliction that affects over 7 billion people.
全球有超过70亿人正遭受这一顽疾的困扰。
[–]【博卡青年】GonzaloR87 1543 points 8 hours ago
I should get tested
也给我查查吧
[–]momsaysimhandsome09 927 points 8 hours ago
We can perform the test online.
Are you Messi?
这个检测我们在线就能做。
你是梅西吗?
[–]Gorillaradio88 762 points 8 hours ago
........yes
……是
[–]eros_omorfi 671 points 8 hours ago
Failed.
滚。
[–]Hoop28 3048 points 9 hours ago
Messi's phone showing 50 missed calls from Pep
梅西的手机上这会儿有50个来自瓜迪奥拉的未接来电
[–]【曼联】HamiltonFAI 910 points 6 hours ago
Poor aguero, just wants to play with his buddy
可怜的阿圭罗,不就是想平平淡淡和好基友一起踢个球么
[–]GroundbreakingWalk41 813 points 7 hours ago*
Unread message from Pep: “Leo baby, remember the magical time we had together?”
来自瓜迪奥拉的未读信息:“里奥宝贝儿,还记得我们在一起时的梦幻时光吗?”
[–]【热刺】tenacious-g 4436 points 9 hours ago
Harry better get his ass back to training.
凯恩还不识相点滚回来训练。
[–]9198kerrakpo 5474 points 8 hours ago*
ESPN in shambles. They just got the La Liga TV rights here in the States. $1.4 billion over 8 years.
ESPN慌得一匹。他们刚刚拿下了美国本土的西甲转播权。8年14亿刀了。
[–]【丹麦】Dookman 3626 points 8 hours ago
No reason to watch La Liga now that there's no Messi or Braithwaite.
没有梅西跟布雷思韦特,我还看个锤子的西甲啊。
[–]7Thommo7 954 points 7 hours ago
But... there is Braithwaite?
但是……布雷思韦特不是还在么?
[–]【曼联】lordblonde 6774 points 8 hours ago2
Breaking News: Harry Kane has just turned up to training at Spurs.
突发新闻:哈里-凯恩现身热刺训练场。
[–]OblakaFlockaFlame 2914 points 8 hours ago
Ive got duty free for all the boys
我给队友们带了些免税商品回来,人人有份
[–]【热刺】agaybuilding 691 points 7 hours ago
Disneyworld branded golf balls for the lads as an apology
迪士尼乐园的高尔夫球,还望兄弟们笑纳,大家就当无事发生
[–]【切尔西】theMAJdragon 6502 points 8 hours ago
*checks source
“Oh it’s their fucking club site”
*让我看看这是哪家野鸡媒体的消息
“好家伙,是特么官网发的消息”
[–]【AC米兰】Hass_s 5543 points 9 hours ago
City trying to refund Graelish right now
曼城正在尝试对格拉利什这笔订单进行退货
[–]【比利时】alfred_27 2065 points 8 hours ago
Grealish medical about to come in negative
格拉利什的体检结果怕不是要有问题了
[–]mrcstrlh 1775 points 8 hours ago2
Pep pushing him off the exercise bike as we speak
我们吹水这会儿,瓜帅已经把格拉利什推下健身单车了
[–]【英格兰】Fabulous_Hooligan 380 points 8 hours ago
He's gonna accidentally fall down some stairs during the medical
目测他会在体检过程中意外跌落楼梯
[–]【阿森纳】2rio2 926 points 9 hours ago
We were just joking haha, yes, off you go.
我们其实是开玩笑的啦哈哈,对,你回维拉去吧。
[–]【奥林匹亚科斯】The_Great_Crocodile 2660 points 9 hours ago
End of an era.
Meanwhile, didn't Aguero go to Barcelona in order to play with Messi ? That's what I remember reading !
一个时代的终结。
而且,阿圭罗不就是为了和梅西并肩作战才去的巴萨吗?我反正记得是这么回事!
[–]akshayk904 520 points 8 hours ago
Yeah that was one of the reasons why Messi agreed to staying too
是啊,这也是梅西同意留队的原因之一
[–]【丹麦】InTheMiddleGiroud 652 points 8 hours ago
Well, if the move to Barcelona keeps him his spot on the national team, I guess he's technically getting what he wanted.
这个嘛,如果说转会巴萨确保了他在国家队的位置,那我觉得他的确得偿所望了。
[–]【尤文图斯】malman21 3043 points 8 hours ago
Grats PSG. Neymar posted a pic of Messi, Di Maria, Verratti and himself on Instagram the other day while they were all vacationing, lol.
提前恭喜大巴黎吧。内马尔此前在INS上发过一张梅西、迪马利亚、维拉蒂和他自己在度假时的合照,哈哈。
[–]【巴萨】Ruud_Boltz 538 points 7 hours ago
Oh fuck! Completely forgot about that! PSG are building a super team now
嗷艹!完全忘了这茬儿了!大巴黎这是要奔超级战舰而去啊
[–]【法国】glorilol95 597 points 8 hours ago
Nasser: hehe
纳赛尔(大巴黎CEO):呵呵
[–]Ruben_Often_Cheats 14.0k points 9 hours ago22
Holy fuck thats a communicado official!
卧了个槽,这可是官宣呐!
[–]f0rt1t-ude 3601 points 9 hours ago
Mother of all comunicados
官宣中的独一档
[–]【莱斯特城】Orri 1915 points 9 hours ago
I'd laugh so hard if Real Madrid brought out of communicado oficial to announce Messi leaving Barcelona.
如果皇马也来一条官宣,宣布梅西离开巴塞罗那,那我能笑到当场去世
[–]【普马斯】Firstolympicring 1367 points 9 hours ago
Comunicado oficial: HE GONE LMAOOOO SUCKS TO SUCK BARCA
官宣:他走人啦哇哈哈哈,巴萨你完蛋了
[–]Toucani 611 points 9 hours ago
Did not expect that. Genuinely shocked by this news. City or PSG? Can't see anywhere else being an option.
完全出乎意料。看到这条消息我直接原地震惊。他会去曼城还是大巴黎呢?应该没有其他的去处了吧。
[–]Thurgood_marshmallow 804 points 8 hours ago
He’s taking his talents to south beach
他会将他的天赋带到南海岸
[–]【埃弗顿】Mantooth77 346 points 8 hours ago
Welcome to Miami | Lionel Messi | Highlights | Despacito | 4K
欢迎来到迈阿密 | 里奥-梅西 | 集锦 | BGM曲目Despacito | 4K
[–]【布莱顿】ObstructiveAgreement 809 points 9 hours ago
They can't afford him, clearly. Unable to sell others and no flexibility from the league means he's gone. Crazy.
So guess it's City or PSG then. That could put a huge dent in Kane's attempts to leave if Messi ends up with Pep again.
很显然,巴萨供不起他了。卖人卖不动,西甲也没法通融,最后只能是他离开球队。太疯狂了。
估计他的下家会是曼城或者大巴黎。如果梅西最终跟瓜帅重聚,那将会对凯恩的离队意愿产生涟漪效应。
[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 831 points 8 hours ago
I mean, he'd probably fill the Grealish shaped hole at Villa
咱有什么说什么啊,梅老板去阿斯顿维拉填格拉利什留下的空档不香吗
[–]cillonen 897 points 8 hours ago
Imagine being City and signing Grealish for 100mil the day Messi becomes available.
试想你是曼城,然后你在梅西成为自由球员的当天,花了1亿银子签下格拉利什
[–]TheFatCypriotKid 4939 points 9 hours ago*
Oh FUCK
丢雷老母
[–]【阿森纳】AkshayArsenal 4867 points 8 hours ago*
Aguero is probably saying the same thing.
Edit - Just saw this. The internet remains undefeated.
阿圭罗大概也是这么说的。
编辑:刚刚刷到这图。网友太有才了。
[–]TheFatCypriotKid 2901 points 8 hours ago
Imagine thinking you're going to end your career with your best mate as a teammate then he just fucks off.
本想着职业生涯最后一段路跟挚友并肩前行,结果一转头挚友却走了,你琢磨琢磨。
[–]Gnoetv 1844 points 8 hours ago
if he goes to city that'll make it quite amusing really
如果梅西去了曼城的话,这笑果就真的拉满了
[–]【比利时】alfred_27 729 points 8 hours ago
Fuck totally forgot about Aguero, damn but can his deal fall through?
我靠,都忘了阿圭罗这档子事了,但他的转会交易会失败吗?
[–]【曼城】captaincourageous316 475 points 8 hours ago
He isn't registered yet iirc
没记错的话,他还没正式注册吧
[–]【曼城】Infamy444 321 points 8 hours ago
Contract signed though. Send out on loan?
合同倒是签了。要不租出去?
[–]【阿森纳】tinhtinh 452 points 8 hours ago
I don't think Barca would be too concerned if he wanted to cancel his contract.
如果阿圭罗想要撤销合同的话,我觉得巴萨也不太会在乎的样子。
[–]【塞尔维亚】lazy_summer_days 8565 points 9 hours ago
Grealish joined City just to get benched by Lionel fucking Messi lmao
格拉利什加盟曼城,就特么为了给梅西打替补,笑死我了
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 3530 points 8 hours ago
I’m just here for the awkward Kane-Spurs reunion
我是单纯来看凯恩与热刺之间破镜重圆的尴尬大戏的
[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 2179 points 8 hours ago3
Ima eat my dick if he stays
他要是留队的话我就自己准备食材做个宫保鸡丁
[–]【曼城】seventeenfourtyseven 1703 points 8 hours ago
Saved. This is legally binding btw
已截图。这可是有法律约束力的哦。
[–]【印度】Aayvam 250 points 8 hours ago
r/soccer would be waiting
整个足球区的网友都坐等开席
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】PhenomenallyAwesome 577 points 8 hours ago
Was getting benched by pep roulette anyway
反正依着瓜迪奥拉做实验的风格,格拉利什去了也跑不掉看饮水机的命
[–]【凯尔特人】sjekky 5526 points 9 hours ago*
City should pull out of the Grealish deal and give the 100m to Messi on a big plate
曼城应该取消格拉利什的转会,把这1亿元给梅老板送去
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】Top_Agent868 1704 points 9 hours ago
Sorry no refunds
抱歉,概不退货
[–]3threes3 1012 points 8 hours ago
Messi to Villa????
那,梅西去维拉????
[–]【印度】Aayvam 823 points 8 hours ago
They do have £100 million to spare…
他们现在倒确实攥着1亿英镑没地儿花……
[–]SurestAscetic 3182 points 9 hours ago2
Messi, Grealish, Kane, de Bruyne, Mbappe - City to claim all five pieces of Exodia.
梅西、格拉利什、凯恩、德布劳内、姆巴佩——曼城要集齐艾克佐迪亚的全部五张卡。
(译注:艾克佐迪亚为《游戏王》中由五个部件组成的卡组,当五张卡同时集齐时,持有者将在决斗中不战而胜)
[–]egypkr 1447 points 9 hours ago
Unsubscribe.
那我直接弃剧。
[–]【葡萄牙】jwinter01 868 points 9 hours ago
CL quarterfinals exit.
然后在欧冠四分之一决赛出局
[–]【曼城】Infamy444 50 points 8 hours ago
Messi playing LB with no DM again
梅西踢左后卫,并且再次不设后腰
[–]【莱斯特城】Mig362 2522 points 9 hours ago
What the fuck....
这都特么啥事儿啊……
[–]just_dew_eat 904 points 9 hours ago
More like where is he going next???
更重要的是,他下一站会去哪儿???
[–]【阿森纳】Carterxix 1076 points 9 hours ago
PSG or City I guess
大巴黎或者曼城吧
[–]【曼联】MH18Foot 1111 points 9 hours ago
Messi, Neymar, Di Maria, and Ramos in the SAME team will be the dankest timeline ever
梅西、内马尔、迪马利亚和拉莫斯效力于同一支球队,这恐怕是最阴间的一条时间线了
[–]【皇马】vivekwap4 757 points 9 hours ago
Should also sign Ronaldo while they are at it
趁热把C罗也签过去吧
[–]【克罗地亚】Strananach 955 points 8 hours ago
Ah yes, the 3-1-6 formation
啊没错了,3-1-6阵型
[–]vivekwap4 678 points 8 hours ago
With Ramos in the front 6
请注意,前场六叉戟包括拉莫斯
[–]jhurley98 922 points 9 hours ago
This is Gareth Bale's league now
如今的西甲,已是贝尔的天下
[–]Ok-Paleontologist275 366 points 8 hours ago
Lmao i forgot he was at Madrid now
笑到劈叉,我都忘了他现在在皇马了
[–]【切尔西】Kazahaki 630 points 8 hours ago
He forgot too
他自己也忘了吧
[–]【曼城】MikeTheMallet 6532 points 9 hours ago
Southampton about to announce a hell of a replacement for Ings
南安普顿即将宣布一位取代英斯的重磅新援
[–]sonofaBilic 1788 points 9 hours ago
Ward-Prowse will be happy to finally have an understudy on the free kicks
沃德-普劳斯想必会十分欣慰,球队总算在主罚任意球方面给他配了个备胎
[–]MH18Foot 540 points 9 hours ago
The Premier League is not ready for the Messi-Adams partnership
英超联赛还没有做好迎战梅西-亚当斯组合的准备
[–]【阿森纳】MajedTF 3010 points 9 hours ago*
Let me absorb this.
Messi is not playing for Barcelona anymore and they dump that announcement like it’s nothing!
“Oh yeah the very best player in history is leaving his childhood team, yeah that’s about it.”
我先捋一下哈。
梅西不会再为巴萨踢球了,而他们则像没多大事一样随随便便扔了个声明出来
“哦是的,史上最佳球员要离开他从小成长起来的球队了,对,就这事儿。”
[–]【阿森纳】2rio2 1610 points 9 hours ago
Barca is taking the breakup hard, trying to act too casual.
巴萨其实也在忍受分手之苦,只是故作轻松罢了。
[–]【阿根廷】FullMetalJ 995 points 8 hours ago
"Like thanks to the player or whatever"
“我们想对这名球员表示感谢,哎呀随便啦”
[–]staralfur01 172 points 8 hours ago
But secretly crying after looking at Messi pics on phone
但一转身看到手机上的梅西照片还是会偷偷掉眼泪
[–]【哥伦比亚】Idontevendoublelift 3624 points 9 hours ago
Well fuck me. This is the end of an era and a sad moment for us Barcelona fans.
我勒个去。这是一个时代的终结,同时也是巴塞罗那球迷的伤怀时刻。
[–]【巴萨】MarcusBrutus2000 815 points 9 hours ago
I'm dead inside
我的心已经死了
[–]【巴萨】peter3167 412 points 9 hours ago
Fuck me... i fuckin hate this
过于生草……恨死这一切了
[–]echoecho25 1124 points 9 hours ago
Yep. But we will always have the memories and the trophies. Hope he gets a proper goodbye from us man.
没错。但他会永远拥有那些美好回忆和璀璨奖杯。希望他能跟我们有一次体面的告别。
[–]mejhlijj 776 points 9 hours ago
It's sad. His last match for Barca was in an empty stadium. Fuck
太让人难过了。见证他巴萨生涯最后一场比赛的,竟是一座空空荡荡的球场。艹
[–]【巴萨】echoecho25 1636 points 9 hours ago
Heartbroken.
心碎。
[–]【巴萨】MarcusBrutus2000 321 points 9 hours ago
This hurts more than any CL humiliation
这比任何欧冠惨案还要令人痛楚
[–]【巴萨】NovacElement 872 points 9 hours ago
I've grown up watching Messi, this feels like a part of me has been ripped out
我是看梅西比赛长大的,现在感觉我自己的一部分也被活生生撕掉了
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ON:巴塞罗那官方宣布梅西不再续约
[–]LordVelaryon[M] [score hidden] 9 hours ago* stickied comment
"Despite an agreement having been reached between FC Barcelona and Leo Messi and with the clear intention of both parties to sign a new contract today, it cannot be formalised due to economic and structural obstacles (Spanish La Liga regulations)
In view of this situation, Lionel Messi will not continue to be linked to FC Barcelona. Both parties deeply regret that in the end it will not be possible to fulfil the wishes of both the player and the Club.
Barça would like to thank the player for his contribution to the growth of the institution and wishes him all the best in his personal and professional life".
“尽管巴萨与梅西已经达成协议,并且双方在今天都有签署新合同的明确意图,但由于经济层面和结构层面的阻碍(西甲联赛规定),该协议无法正式生效。”
鉴于这种情况,梅西和巴萨缘尽于此。双方均深感遗憾,球员和俱乐部的愿望最终都无法得以实现。
巴萨感谢球员对俱乐部发展的贡献,并祝愿他在未来的生活及职业生涯中一帆风顺”。
(以上援引自巴萨官方声明)
[–]EL_MANDEM 4101 points 9 hours ago
Time to put that 100m to good use Villa.
阿斯顿维拉,是时候把你们新挣的那一亿拿出来捡条大鱼啦。
[–]levndrodev 1258 points 8 hours ago
What’s your return policy
不急,能聊聊你们的退货政策吗
[–]【曼联】braddf96 10.1k points 9 hours ago
Grealish trying to find his contract as quickly as possible before Pep gets ideas
格拉利什正在火速翻找他的转会合同,以免瓜帅灵机一动
[–]【皇马】10b-5 5481 points 9 hours ago
Grealish fails his medical examination. For undisclosed reasons.
格拉利什未能通过转会体检。原因不明。
[–]TuckBigFech 7620 points 8 hours ago223
He was diagnosed with not being Messi
他被诊断为:生而不为梅西
[–]【阿森纳】Cynicayke 3249 points 8 hours ago
A serious affliction that affects over 7 billion people.
全球有超过70亿人正遭受这一顽疾的困扰。
[–]【博卡青年】GonzaloR87 1543 points 8 hours ago
I should get tested
也给我查查吧
[–]momsaysimhandsome09 927 points 8 hours ago
We can perform the test online.
Are you Messi?
这个检测我们在线就能做。
你是梅西吗?
[–]Gorillaradio88 762 points 8 hours ago
........yes
……是
[–]eros_omorfi 671 points 8 hours ago
Failed.
滚。
[–]Hoop28 3048 points 9 hours ago
Messi's phone showing 50 missed calls from Pep
梅西的手机上这会儿有50个来自瓜迪奥拉的未接来电
[–]【曼联】HamiltonFAI 910 points 6 hours ago
Poor aguero, just wants to play with his buddy
可怜的阿圭罗,不就是想平平淡淡和好基友一起踢个球么
[–]GroundbreakingWalk41 813 points 7 hours ago*
Unread message from Pep: “Leo baby, remember the magical time we had together?”
来自瓜迪奥拉的未读信息:“里奥宝贝儿,还记得我们在一起时的梦幻时光吗?”
[–]【热刺】tenacious-g 4436 points 9 hours ago
Harry better get his ass back to training.
凯恩还不识相点滚回来训练。
[–]9198kerrakpo 5474 points 8 hours ago*
ESPN in shambles. They just got the La Liga TV rights here in the States. $1.4 billion over 8 years.
ESPN慌得一匹。他们刚刚拿下了美国本土的西甲转播权。8年14亿刀了。
[–]【丹麦】Dookman 3626 points 8 hours ago
No reason to watch La Liga now that there's no Messi or Braithwaite.
没有梅西跟布雷思韦特,我还看个锤子的西甲啊。
[–]7Thommo7 954 points 7 hours ago
But... there is Braithwaite?
但是……布雷思韦特不是还在么?
[–]【曼联】lordblonde 6774 points 8 hours ago2
Breaking News: Harry Kane has just turned up to training at Spurs.
突发新闻:哈里-凯恩现身热刺训练场。
[–]OblakaFlockaFlame 2914 points 8 hours ago
Ive got duty free for all the boys
我给队友们带了些免税商品回来,人人有份
[–]【热刺】agaybuilding 691 points 7 hours ago
Disneyworld branded golf balls for the lads as an apology
迪士尼乐园的高尔夫球,还望兄弟们笑纳,大家就当无事发生
[–]【切尔西】theMAJdragon 6502 points 8 hours ago
*checks source
“Oh it’s their fucking club site”
*让我看看这是哪家野鸡媒体的消息
“好家伙,是特么官网发的消息”
[–]【AC米兰】Hass_s 5543 points 9 hours ago
City trying to refund Graelish right now
曼城正在尝试对格拉利什这笔订单进行退货
[–]【比利时】alfred_27 2065 points 8 hours ago
Grealish medical about to come in negative
格拉利什的体检结果怕不是要有问题了
[–]mrcstrlh 1775 points 8 hours ago2
Pep pushing him off the exercise bike as we speak
我们吹水这会儿,瓜帅已经把格拉利什推下健身单车了
[–]【英格兰】Fabulous_Hooligan 380 points 8 hours ago
He's gonna accidentally fall down some stairs during the medical
目测他会在体检过程中意外跌落楼梯
[–]【阿森纳】2rio2 926 points 9 hours ago
We were just joking haha, yes, off you go.
我们其实是开玩笑的啦哈哈,对,你回维拉去吧。
[–]【奥林匹亚科斯】The_Great_Crocodile 2660 points 9 hours ago
End of an era.
Meanwhile, didn't Aguero go to Barcelona in order to play with Messi ? That's what I remember reading !
一个时代的终结。
而且,阿圭罗不就是为了和梅西并肩作战才去的巴萨吗?我反正记得是这么回事!
[–]akshayk904 520 points 8 hours ago
Yeah that was one of the reasons why Messi agreed to staying too
是啊,这也是梅西同意留队的原因之一
[–]【丹麦】InTheMiddleGiroud 652 points 8 hours ago
Well, if the move to Barcelona keeps him his spot on the national team, I guess he's technically getting what he wanted.
这个嘛,如果说转会巴萨确保了他在国家队的位置,那我觉得他的确得偿所望了。
[–]【尤文图斯】malman21 3043 points 8 hours ago
Grats PSG. Neymar posted a pic of Messi, Di Maria, Verratti and himself on Instagram the other day while they were all vacationing, lol.
提前恭喜大巴黎吧。内马尔此前在INS上发过一张梅西、迪马利亚、维拉蒂和他自己在度假时的合照,哈哈。
[–]【巴萨】Ruud_Boltz 538 points 7 hours ago
Oh fuck! Completely forgot about that! PSG are building a super team now
嗷艹!完全忘了这茬儿了!大巴黎这是要奔超级战舰而去啊
[–]【法国】glorilol95 597 points 8 hours ago
Nasser: hehe
纳赛尔(大巴黎CEO):呵呵
[–]Ruben_Often_Cheats 14.0k points 9 hours ago22
Holy fuck thats a communicado official!
卧了个槽,这可是官宣呐!
[–]f0rt1t-ude 3601 points 9 hours ago
Mother of all comunicados
官宣中的独一档
[–]【莱斯特城】Orri 1915 points 9 hours ago
I'd laugh so hard if Real Madrid brought out of communicado oficial to announce Messi leaving Barcelona.
如果皇马也来一条官宣,宣布梅西离开巴塞罗那,那我能笑到当场去世
[–]【普马斯】Firstolympicring 1367 points 9 hours ago
Comunicado oficial: HE GONE LMAOOOO SUCKS TO SUCK BARCA
官宣:他走人啦哇哈哈哈,巴萨你完蛋了
[–]Toucani 611 points 9 hours ago
Did not expect that. Genuinely shocked by this news. City or PSG? Can't see anywhere else being an option.
完全出乎意料。看到这条消息我直接原地震惊。他会去曼城还是大巴黎呢?应该没有其他的去处了吧。
[–]Thurgood_marshmallow 804 points 8 hours ago
He’s taking his talents to south beach
他会将他的天赋带到南海岸
[–]【埃弗顿】Mantooth77 346 points 8 hours ago
Welcome to Miami | Lionel Messi | Highlights | Despacito | 4K
欢迎来到迈阿密 | 里奥-梅西 | 集锦 | BGM曲目Despacito | 4K
[–]【布莱顿】ObstructiveAgreement 809 points 9 hours ago
They can't afford him, clearly. Unable to sell others and no flexibility from the league means he's gone. Crazy.
So guess it's City or PSG then. That could put a huge dent in Kane's attempts to leave if Messi ends up with Pep again.
很显然,巴萨供不起他了。卖人卖不动,西甲也没法通融,最后只能是他离开球队。太疯狂了。
估计他的下家会是曼城或者大巴黎。如果梅西最终跟瓜帅重聚,那将会对凯恩的离队意愿产生涟漪效应。
[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 831 points 8 hours ago
I mean, he'd probably fill the Grealish shaped hole at Villa
咱有什么说什么啊,梅老板去阿斯顿维拉填格拉利什留下的空档不香吗
[–]cillonen 897 points 8 hours ago
Imagine being City and signing Grealish for 100mil the day Messi becomes available.
试想你是曼城,然后你在梅西成为自由球员的当天,花了1亿银子签下格拉利什
[–]TheFatCypriotKid 4939 points 9 hours ago*
Oh FUCK
丢雷老母
[–]【阿森纳】AkshayArsenal 4867 points 8 hours ago*
Aguero is probably saying the same thing.
Edit - Just saw this. The internet remains undefeated.
阿圭罗大概也是这么说的。
编辑:刚刚刷到这图。网友太有才了。
[–]TheFatCypriotKid 2901 points 8 hours ago
Imagine thinking you're going to end your career with your best mate as a teammate then he just fucks off.
本想着职业生涯最后一段路跟挚友并肩前行,结果一转头挚友却走了,你琢磨琢磨。
[–]Gnoetv 1844 points 8 hours ago
if he goes to city that'll make it quite amusing really
如果梅西去了曼城的话,这笑果就真的拉满了
[–]【比利时】alfred_27 729 points 8 hours ago
Fuck totally forgot about Aguero, damn but can his deal fall through?
我靠,都忘了阿圭罗这档子事了,但他的转会交易会失败吗?
[–]【曼城】captaincourageous316 475 points 8 hours ago
He isn't registered yet iirc
没记错的话,他还没正式注册吧
[–]【曼城】Infamy444 321 points 8 hours ago
Contract signed though. Send out on loan?
合同倒是签了。要不租出去?
[–]【阿森纳】tinhtinh 452 points 8 hours ago
I don't think Barca would be too concerned if he wanted to cancel his contract.
如果阿圭罗想要撤销合同的话,我觉得巴萨也不太会在乎的样子。
[–]【塞尔维亚】lazy_summer_days 8565 points 9 hours ago
Grealish joined City just to get benched by Lionel fucking Messi lmao
格拉利什加盟曼城,就特么为了给梅西打替补,笑死我了
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 3530 points 8 hours ago
I’m just here for the awkward Kane-Spurs reunion
我是单纯来看凯恩与热刺之间破镜重圆的尴尬大戏的
[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 2179 points 8 hours ago3
Ima eat my dick if he stays
他要是留队的话我就自己准备食材做个宫保鸡丁
[–]【曼城】seventeenfourtyseven 1703 points 8 hours ago
Saved. This is legally binding btw
已截图。这可是有法律约束力的哦。
[–]【印度】Aayvam 250 points 8 hours ago
r/soccer would be waiting
整个足球区的网友都坐等开席
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】PhenomenallyAwesome 577 points 8 hours ago
Was getting benched by pep roulette anyway
反正依着瓜迪奥拉做实验的风格,格拉利什去了也跑不掉看饮水机的命
[–]【凯尔特人】sjekky 5526 points 9 hours ago*
City should pull out of the Grealish deal and give the 100m to Messi on a big plate
曼城应该取消格拉利什的转会,把这1亿元给梅老板送去
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】Top_Agent868 1704 points 9 hours ago
Sorry no refunds
抱歉,概不退货
[–]3threes3 1012 points 8 hours ago
Messi to Villa????
那,梅西去维拉????
[–]【印度】Aayvam 823 points 8 hours ago
They do have £100 million to spare…
他们现在倒确实攥着1亿英镑没地儿花……
[–]SurestAscetic 3182 points 9 hours ago2
Messi, Grealish, Kane, de Bruyne, Mbappe - City to claim all five pieces of Exodia.
梅西、格拉利什、凯恩、德布劳内、姆巴佩——曼城要集齐艾克佐迪亚的全部五张卡。
(译注:艾克佐迪亚为《游戏王》中由五个部件组成的卡组,当五张卡同时集齐时,持有者将在决斗中不战而胜)
[–]egypkr 1447 points 9 hours ago
Unsubscribe.
那我直接弃剧。
[–]【葡萄牙】jwinter01 868 points 9 hours ago
CL quarterfinals exit.
然后在欧冠四分之一决赛出局
[–]【曼城】Infamy444 50 points 8 hours ago
Messi playing LB with no DM again
梅西踢左后卫,并且再次不设后腰
[–]【莱斯特城】Mig362 2522 points 9 hours ago
What the fuck....
这都特么啥事儿啊……
[–]just_dew_eat 904 points 9 hours ago
More like where is he going next???
更重要的是,他下一站会去哪儿???
[–]【阿森纳】Carterxix 1076 points 9 hours ago
PSG or City I guess
大巴黎或者曼城吧
[–]【曼联】MH18Foot 1111 points 9 hours ago
Messi, Neymar, Di Maria, and Ramos in the SAME team will be the dankest timeline ever
梅西、内马尔、迪马利亚和拉莫斯效力于同一支球队,这恐怕是最阴间的一条时间线了
[–]【皇马】vivekwap4 757 points 9 hours ago
Should also sign Ronaldo while they are at it
趁热把C罗也签过去吧
[–]【克罗地亚】Strananach 955 points 8 hours ago
Ah yes, the 3-1-6 formation
啊没错了,3-1-6阵型
[–]vivekwap4 678 points 8 hours ago
With Ramos in the front 6
请注意,前场六叉戟包括拉莫斯
[–]jhurley98 922 points 9 hours ago
This is Gareth Bale's league now
如今的西甲,已是贝尔的天下
[–]Ok-Paleontologist275 366 points 8 hours ago
Lmao i forgot he was at Madrid now
笑到劈叉,我都忘了他现在在皇马了
[–]【切尔西】Kazahaki 630 points 8 hours ago
He forgot too
他自己也忘了吧
[–]【曼城】MikeTheMallet 6532 points 9 hours ago
Southampton about to announce a hell of a replacement for Ings
南安普顿即将宣布一位取代英斯的重磅新援
[–]sonofaBilic 1788 points 9 hours ago
Ward-Prowse will be happy to finally have an understudy on the free kicks
沃德-普劳斯想必会十分欣慰,球队总算在主罚任意球方面给他配了个备胎
[–]MH18Foot 540 points 9 hours ago
The Premier League is not ready for the Messi-Adams partnership
英超联赛还没有做好迎战梅西-亚当斯组合的准备
[–]【阿森纳】MajedTF 3010 points 9 hours ago*
Let me absorb this.
Messi is not playing for Barcelona anymore and they dump that announcement like it’s nothing!
“Oh yeah the very best player in history is leaving his childhood team, yeah that’s about it.”
我先捋一下哈。
梅西不会再为巴萨踢球了,而他们则像没多大事一样随随便便扔了个声明出来
“哦是的,史上最佳球员要离开他从小成长起来的球队了,对,就这事儿。”
[–]【阿森纳】2rio2 1610 points 9 hours ago
Barca is taking the breakup hard, trying to act too casual.
巴萨其实也在忍受分手之苦,只是故作轻松罢了。
[–]【阿根廷】FullMetalJ 995 points 8 hours ago
"Like thanks to the player or whatever"
“我们想对这名球员表示感谢,哎呀随便啦”
[–]staralfur01 172 points 8 hours ago
But secretly crying after looking at Messi pics on phone
但一转身看到手机上的梅西照片还是会偷偷掉眼泪
[–]【哥伦比亚】Idontevendoublelift 3624 points 9 hours ago
Well fuck me. This is the end of an era and a sad moment for us Barcelona fans.
我勒个去。这是一个时代的终结,同时也是巴塞罗那球迷的伤怀时刻。
[–]【巴萨】MarcusBrutus2000 815 points 9 hours ago
I'm dead inside
我的心已经死了
[–]【巴萨】peter3167 412 points 9 hours ago
Fuck me... i fuckin hate this
过于生草……恨死这一切了
[–]echoecho25 1124 points 9 hours ago
Yep. But we will always have the memories and the trophies. Hope he gets a proper goodbye from us man.
没错。但他会永远拥有那些美好回忆和璀璨奖杯。希望他能跟我们有一次体面的告别。
[–]mejhlijj 776 points 9 hours ago
It's sad. His last match for Barca was in an empty stadium. Fuck
太让人难过了。见证他巴萨生涯最后一场比赛的,竟是一座空空荡荡的球场。艹
[–]【巴萨】echoecho25 1636 points 9 hours ago
Heartbroken.
心碎。
[–]【巴萨】MarcusBrutus2000 321 points 9 hours ago
This hurts more than any CL humiliation
这比任何欧冠惨案还要令人痛楚
[–]【巴萨】NovacElement 872 points 9 hours ago
I've grown up watching Messi, this feels like a part of me has been ripped out
我是看梅西比赛长大的,现在感觉我自己的一部分也被活生生撕掉了
往期传声筒