[英超传声筒]MD27续 斯特林不忍破门？只因他对红魔爱得深沉！由传声筒 发表在足球话题区 https://bbs.hupu.com/topic
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ON：曼城 0-2 曼联
[–]【埃弗顿】InSilicoRW 1511 points 19 hours ago
Lose at home to last place, win away to first place. The duality of Man (Utd).
主场输给副班长，客场赢下领头羊。一魔两面大曼联。
[–]【曼联】hennny 627 points 18 hours ago
Thus proving that Sheffield United are the best team in the premier league.
这么说来，谢菲联岂不是英超最强球队。
[–]ReDeViLzZz 92 points 17 hours ago
Thus proving that City are the worst team in the premier league.
这么说来，曼城岂不是英超最差球队。
[–]JorahsSwingingMickey 908 points 19 hours ago
Telles obviously the signing of the season for the fire he's lit under Shaw.
就凭特莱斯助燃卢克-肖的作用，他都必须当选赛季最佳签约。
[–]3359N 2798 points 19 hours ago
The efforts Sterling will go to to never score against United is honestly extraordinary
斯特林打死不破曼联门的努力真叫人心生敬畏
[–]【克罗地亚】Strananach 1142 points 19 hours ago
Last 22 games vs United without a goal
此前22次对阵曼联0进球
[–]【曼联】quit_daedalus 555 points 19 hours ago
Has he ever scored agaisnt us?
他从来没攻破过我魔的球门？
[–]3359N 725 points 19 hours ago
Never
从来没有
[–]XboxJon82 648 points 19 hours ago
Just proving how much he hates Liverpool
乖乖，他是有多恨利物浦
[–]【莱斯特城】qwertygasm 1123 points 19 hours ago
As soon as we beat Brighton this game was decided. Us and United are cursed to repeat each other's results.
我们击败布莱顿之后，这场曼市德比的结果就注定如此了。我狐和曼联中了“重复对方赛果”的诅咒。
[–]【曼联】TheAlmightyKrot 542 points 19 hours ago
Same thing happened with us and Chelsea last season.
上赛季我们和切尔西也是这样的。
[–]【莱斯特城】qwertygasm 277 points 19 hours ago
Can wait for the never-ending penalty shootout next week
坐等我们两队下周（足总杯）永无止境的点球大战
[–]【热刺】kallegodisson 1110 points 19 hours ago
This united side is weird man
这支曼联不对劲啊
[–]【曼联】SoulLessIke 633 points 19 hours ago
Tell me about it
还用你说
[–]【曼联】quit_daedalus 312 points 19 hours ago
if this side was a batman villain it would have been two face. 50/50 chance to either show up or shit the bed.
如果这支曼联是蝙蝠侠的反派之一，那肯定是双面人。大放异彩和大煞风景的概率五五开。
[–]Ar_Art_Vandaley 119 points 19 hours ago
Schrödinger FC
薛定谔FC
[–]【切尔西】Danglybeads 305 points 19 hours ago
I think they are the most exciting team to watch tbh, you just don't know what you're going to get with them.
我觉得曼联的比赛看起来最刺激，只不过最后打成什么样就不好说了。
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 269 points 19 hours ago
United is like a box of chocolates.
曼联就像一盒巧克力。
[–]BeardedGardenersHoe 46 points 19 hours ago
Sometimes good, sometimes maybe shit?
有时是冰淇淋味，有时是翔味？
[–]【莱斯特城】zrkillerbush 3790 points 19 hours ago222
Sterling couldn't finish a free school meal from Rashford
斯特林吐饼能到什么程度呢？他连拉什福德发起的免费校餐都能吐
[–]【曼联】ZonedV2 782 points 19 hours ago
He’s a United fan at heart still, can’t bring himself to score against us
他还是深深爱着曼联，没有一丝丝改变，球门只不过是考验，种在心中信念丝毫未减
[–]【曼联】Seb-sama 332 points 19 hours ago
That lovely clearance from him to cover for Lindelöf’s mistake
林德洛夫防守失误，斯宝赶紧上前解围，爱了爱了
[–]BeardedGardenersHoe 248 points 19 hours ago
He must have the record for consistently the worst player against a single team. 23 apps and 0 goals.
他应该是对阵单一球队最长进球荒的纪录保持者了。23次出场0进球。
[–]【泽尼特】JE_12 101 points 18 hours ago
The reverse Lewandowski
反向莱万多夫斯基
[–]【宾夕FC】mapguy 50 points 14 hours ago
He has 23 goals in 0 appearances?
咋的，莱万0出场23个进球？
[–]【曼城】wowohwowza 367 points 19 hours ago
De Bruyne made an inch perfect cross and Sterling still can't just tap it in.
Pain.
德布劳内有过一脚妙到毫巅的传中，然而斯特林还是让到嘴的鸭子飞了。
心塞。
（译注：根据下文图中的时间，此处应该是指沃克在第79分钟的传中）
[–]【曼城】BillehBear 238 points 19 hours ago
Agueros face afterwards killed me
随后阿奎罗的表情简直要了我亲命了
[–]just_dew_eat 1368 points 19 hours ago
I swear Ole turns to Prime Sir Alex when he faces City
只要是打曼城，索肖立马就变身成巅峰弗格森爵士
[–]【英格兰】targeryian 582 points 19 hours ago
Perfect type of game for his style of play and our attacking players. It's why we did so well last year vs top teams but this year where teams aren't giving us the space we struggle. It's something we need to work on.
这是最适合索肖打法和进攻球员发挥的比赛了。去年我们对强队表现不俗也正是这个原因，然而今年对手一旦不给我们空间，我们就陷入困境了。就这一点来说我们还需要再努力。
[–]【哥伦比亚】Izio17 342 points 19 hours ago
It's honestly the games against the Sheffields, West Broms and Fulhams that give this United team the most trouble
That's where players like Pogba are truly needed
确实，正是谢菲联、西布罗姆维奇和富勒姆这样的对手给曼联造成了最大的麻烦。
这种时候就真的需要博格巴这样的球员了。
[–]【南安普顿】LiamJonsano 425 points 19 hours ago
All great teams bounce back in style when they lose a game. Should be really exciting and enjoyable to watch them against checks fixtures oh fuck
所有伟大的球队都会在一场败仗之后强势反弹。所以他们下一轮的比赛肯定精彩又刺激，我看看他们踢谁，马勒戈壁
[–]【曼联】DasBiceps 180 points 19 hours ago
9-0 incoming?
9-0警告？
[–]ProgressEuphoric 64 points 17 hours ago
Southampton with their redemption arc only to realise it is against the wrong Manchester side!!
满心寻求自我救赎的南安普顿老乡一抬头，发现找错了曼市球队！！
[–]【利物浦】OnePieceAce 1955 points 19 hours ago
We all laugh now but this is the match that convinces City to buy Haaland
你们尽管笑吧，但正是这场比赛坚定了曼城签下哈兰德的决心
[–]【曼联】mr_kap_ 952 points 19 hours ago
oh god
俺滴神呀
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 258 points 19 hours ago
You had one job!
你瞧瞧你们干了些什么！
[–]【拜仁】Tyrath 482 points 19 hours ago
Delete this nephew
快删帖吧层主
[–]hujson2 231 points 19 hours ago
if buying haaland needed convincing
说得好像买哈兰德还需要下决心似的
[–]【曼城】bgazela 79 points 18 hours ago
Just creates some urgency.
还是有区别，这下加急了。
[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 1154 points 19 hours ago
Its crazy how City are still so far ahead in the league with Sterling and Jesus leading the line..
哪怕锋线上是斯特林跟热苏斯这对活宝，曼城还能在积分榜上领先这么多，就问你疯不疯…
[–]【曼联】Gatokar 409 points 19 hours ago
Sterling, Jesus and Mahrez. The Bermuda triangle of assists with KDB in the middle
斯特林、热苏斯以及马赫雷斯。这便是传说中吞噬丁丁助攻的百慕大三角
[–]【巴萨】anonymousloverboy 198 points 19 hours ago
Sterling - Jesus is Utd’s best CB-pairing since Ferdinand - Vidić. Solid.
斯特林-热苏斯组合是自费迪南德-维迪奇组合之后曼联最好的中卫搭档。牢不可破。
[–]Lolastic_ 422 points 19 hours ago
Imagine if they had Haaland
想象一下哈兰德加入曼城…
[–]【曼联】miamibuckeye 1222 points 19 hours ago
No
不要啊
[–]【利物浦】jacksleepshere 399 points 19 hours ago
Now imagine that he doesn’t go to City. See how much better that feels?
现在再想象一下他最后不来曼城。是不是感觉好多了？
[–]【曼联】Yaaruda 281 points 19 hours ago
A rare occasion where I agree with a Liverpool fan
难得我能跟利物浦球迷达成共识
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 886 points 19 hours ago
Pass the Ball Into The Net FC 0 - 2 FC Counter Attack
把球传进球门FC 0-2 防守反击FC
[–]【波茨坦涡轮机】SantaIsRealEh 514 points 19 hours ago
[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 343 points 19 hours ago
66% possession
23 shots
Lose 0-2
Pep masterclass
控球率 66%
射门数 23
比分 0-2
大师级瓜迪奥拉
[–]NovelFreedoms 111 points 19 hours ago
Ole taking notes from Spurs wins against City
索帅这是从热刺胜曼城的比赛里抄了作业啊
[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 164 points 19 hours ago
They only had 22 shots against us THANK YOU VERY MUCH
他们踢我们那场可是只射了22脚，请注意差距谢谢
[–]【利物浦】Scholesey99 102 points 19 hours ago
Lmao they have to walk it in with Sterling and Jesus up top.
当你家前锋是斯特林和热苏斯的时候，你很难不致力于把球传进球门。
ON：利物浦 0-1 富勒姆
[–]Stonewalled89 2618 points 21 hours ago
6 defeats and 2 draws in their last 8 games at home... that's relegation level form. Unbelievable
最近8场主场比赛，2平6负……这是降级队的水平啊。难以置信
[–]DigBickLana 670 points 21 hours ago
Worse than that, that’s Derby 07/08 form
比那还糟，这是07/08赛季德比郡的水平
[–]【曼联】Noah_Valsted 688 points 21 hours ago
Commentator said Liverpool are now the worst team at home in 2021, in England. And no that's not just in the PL, that's down to League 2
解说员说利物浦现在是2021年以来英格兰境内主场成绩最差的球队。注意，这是在上至英超下至英乙的范围内比较哦。
[–]【埃瓦尔】Ghengiscone 194 points 21 hours ago
Holy Shit
卧槽
[–]【巴萨】anonymousloverboy 1856 points 21 hours ago*
Liverpool: buy Schalke CB
Also Liverpool: become Schalke
Edit: thanks kind stranger
利物浦：从沙尔克买中卫
还是利物浦：逐渐沙尔克化
编辑：谢谢打赏的老铁
[–]【利物浦】HarbyFullyLoaded_12 267 points 21 hours ago
We became shit long before that
在买他矿中卫之前，我军就已经萎靡很久了
[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 311 points 21 hours ago
Liverpool are lowkey almost having JUST AS shit of a season as us.
They are barely ahead of us in terms of points in the league
利物浦不过是低调罢了，他们跟我厂的赛季差不多一样糟糕。
就联赛积分而言，他们也就稍微领先我厂一点点。
[–]【巴萨】The-_-undertaker 304 points 21 hours ago
LOWKEY??
低调？？
[–]【切尔西】yellowyeahyeahyeah 356 points 21 hours ago
For Liverpool it's a shit season. For Arsenal just slightly below of what's expected.
对利物浦来说确实是个糟糕赛季。对阿森纳来说嘛，只是略低于预期而已。
[–]【利物浦】Conzo147 242 points 21 hours ago
The fact we are still ahead is hilarious ngl. We've been relegation form for 3 months
讲道理，我们还能排在阿森纳前面已经很搞笑了。最近3个月我们都是一副直扑英冠的样子。
[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 4654 points 21 hours ago
You wait 68 games for a loss at home in the league, then 6 come along at once.
手握68场主场联赛不败但求一跪，结果一次性跪了6场。
[–]【阿森纳】TraubenFruchtHose 1169 points 21 hours ago
How does that even happen, mentality gone after the first loss?
怎么会这样呢，难道说输掉第一场之后心态就崩了？
[–]【西汉姆联】Hello_mate 1754 points 21 hours ago
I always remember something Fabregas said on MNF years ago when discussing Barcelona having a bad run after a hugely undefeated period.
He simply said you can forget how to lose i.e. forget how you are supposed to pick yourself up again after a setback.
我到现在还记得几年前法布雷加斯在《周一足球夜》节目里说的一句话，当时他们正在谈论巴塞罗那在长期不败之后的低迷状态。
他简单归纳为你会忘记失败的滋味，换句话说，你会忘记如何在遭遇挫折之后重新振作起来。
[–]【阿森纳】TraubenFruchtHose 654 points 21 hours ago
That actually makes some sort of sense, never thought of that.
这话说得还真有些道理，我从没想过这一点。
[–]galeej 218 points 21 hours ago
Boy that undefeated run really fucked us up pretty good huh...
哥们，咱破厂当年的不败纪录可真把自家的运气耗光了啊……
[–]【阿森纳】shrewphys 78 points 18 hours ago
16 years later, after all this shit, still worth it
16年过去了，即便凄风苦雨，依然人间值得
[–]【热刺】kanish671 986 points 21 hours ago
When it rains it pours
屋漏偏逢连夜雨
[–]【尤文图斯】campionesidd 456 points 21 hours ago
The ketchup bottle exploded.
银瓶乍破茄浆迸
[–]【曼城】blorrrrbd 116 points 21 hours ago
It's a hurricane at this point.
已经不是连夜雨的程度了，根本就是飓风。
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】marchofthemallards 322 points 21 hours ago
We're their next home league game, hoping for a repeat of 7-2.
他们下一次联赛主场的对手是我们，希望能复刻个7-2。
[–]thebestofthebest13 236 points 21 hours ago
They can't even score 1 goal nowadays... 7-0 it is then
眼下他军连球都进不了……估计是7-0
[–]【安德莱赫特】Keskekun 2173 points 21 hours ago
Wait a minute. The Fulham players are running themselves ragged, are diciplined in defence and tries to be as tidy as possible. Scotty P has managed to turn these Fulham players into 10 Scott Parkers and a Goalie.
别光说利物浦这头了。人家富勒姆的球员同样是在竭尽全力奔跑，防守纪律执行到位，尽可能做到条理不乱。主帅斯科特-帕克已然将富勒姆打造成了10个帕克外加1名守门员的球队。
[–]TheBoyPJ 893 points 21 hours ago
When I saw Parker with a popped collar, I knew Liverpool were gonna lose.
当我看到帕克的标志性立领，我就知道利物浦今天凶多吉少了。
[–]xkp777x 575 points 21 hours ago
Chad Parker VS Virgin Klopp
社会人帕克大战新手克洛普
[–]【热刺】tottenhamnole 374 points 21 hours ago
Scotty P will be at a big club before too long. He’s done an amazing job.
帕克迟早会去豪门球队执教的。他在富勒姆的工作业绩多棒啊。
[–]【南安普顿】TheRalphExpress 648 points 21 hours ago
Tosin, Andersen, and Reed were all fantastic today
阿达拉比奥约、安德森以及里德今天的表现太出彩了
[–]【富勒姆】FleetingQuill 313 points 21 hours ago
Top to bottom we’re an absolute unit (I can’t believe I’m saying this).
我们从上至下都是一个整体（我不敢相信能说出这话）。
[–]【曼城】LessBrain 219 points 21 hours ago
Can't believe you got Tosin off us for 2m lol
而我不敢相信你们堂堂农场主居然只掏两百万就把阿达拉比奥约带走了
[–]【富勒姆】FleetingQuill 128 points 21 hours ago
Daylight robbery
是啊，明抢呗
[–]royalrivet 637 points 21 hours ago
Move over Arteta, Lampard , Pep, [insert midfielder turned manager]. Scott Parker is here now and he is here to fuck.
阿尔特塔、兰帕德、瓜迪奥拉，以及其他任何中场球员转行的教练，都给爷爬。如今是斯科特-帕克的天下！
[–]【英格兰】OfficialGloryHunter 813 points 21 hours ago
"Mentality Midgets" - Jamie Carragher, 07/03/21.
“心态侏儒”——卡拉格语录，2021年3月7日。
[–]【曼联】StathamIsYourSavior 253 points 21 hours ago
Sky about to lock him away for another 6 months
天空体育正打算再关他6个月小黑屋
[–]【多特蒙德】Sumit316 98 points 21 hours ago
Just read that Liverpool had 101 shots at home in 2021. Only One penalty scored.
WTF really.
我刚看到数据，利物浦在2021年主场比赛中录得101脚射门。只打进1记点球。
真尼玛离谱。
[–]XxX_FedoraMan_XxX 88 points 21 hours ago
can't say that these days Carra
这年头说这话可不正确啊卡大嗓
[–]Deportivo Morónleemmerdeur 60 points 21 hours ago
Mentality vertically challenged people.
心态-海拔不足人士。
[–]【阿森纳】YaArsenal 1383 points 21 hours ago
6 consecutive. Some heroic defending by Fulham,that shit was incredible
主场6连败。富勒姆今天的防守真够英勇的，太不可思议了。
[–]【利物浦】Tsubasa_sama 750 points 21 hours ago
Only 62 more losses to go boys
兄弟们，只剩62场球要输啦
[–]ThaBzKneez 330 points 21 hours ago*
No worries mate, championship has more matches so you won't have to wait as long!
别担心老哥，英冠比赛更多，你不用等太久！
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ON：曼城 0-2 曼联
[–]【埃弗顿】InSilicoRW 1511 points 19 hours ago
Lose at home to last place, win away to first place. The duality of Man (Utd).
主场输给副班长，客场赢下领头羊。一魔两面大曼联。
[–]【曼联】hennny 627 points 18 hours ago
Thus proving that Sheffield United are the best team in the premier league.
这么说来，谢菲联岂不是英超最强球队。
[–]ReDeViLzZz 92 points 17 hours ago
Thus proving that City are the worst team in the premier league.
这么说来，曼城岂不是英超最差球队。
[–]JorahsSwingingMickey 908 points 19 hours ago
Telles obviously the signing of the season for the fire he's lit under Shaw.
就凭特莱斯助燃卢克-肖的作用，他都必须当选赛季最佳签约。
[–]3359N 2798 points 19 hours ago
The efforts Sterling will go to to never score against United is honestly extraordinary
斯特林打死不破曼联门的努力真叫人心生敬畏
[–]【克罗地亚】Strananach 1142 points 19 hours ago
Last 22 games vs United without a goal
此前22次对阵曼联0进球
[–]【曼联】quit_daedalus 555 points 19 hours ago
Has he ever scored agaisnt us?
他从来没攻破过我魔的球门？
[–]3359N 725 points 19 hours ago
Never
从来没有
[–]XboxJon82 648 points 19 hours ago
Just proving how much he hates Liverpool
乖乖，他是有多恨利物浦
[–]【莱斯特城】qwertygasm 1123 points 19 hours ago
As soon as we beat Brighton this game was decided. Us and United are cursed to repeat each other's results.
我们击败布莱顿之后，这场曼市德比的结果就注定如此了。我狐和曼联中了“重复对方赛果”的诅咒。
[–]【曼联】TheAlmightyKrot 542 points 19 hours ago
Same thing happened with us and Chelsea last season.
上赛季我们和切尔西也是这样的。
[–]【莱斯特城】qwertygasm 277 points 19 hours ago
Can wait for the never-ending penalty shootout next week
坐等我们两队下周（足总杯）永无止境的点球大战
[–]【热刺】kallegodisson 1110 points 19 hours ago
This united side is weird man
这支曼联不对劲啊
[–]【曼联】SoulLessIke 633 points 19 hours ago
Tell me about it
还用你说
[–]【曼联】quit_daedalus 312 points 19 hours ago
if this side was a batman villain it would have been two face. 50/50 chance to either show up or shit the bed.
如果这支曼联是蝙蝠侠的反派之一，那肯定是双面人。大放异彩和大煞风景的概率五五开。
[–]Ar_Art_Vandaley 119 points 19 hours ago
Schrödinger FC
薛定谔FC
[–]【切尔西】Danglybeads 305 points 19 hours ago
I think they are the most exciting team to watch tbh, you just don't know what you're going to get with them.
我觉得曼联的比赛看起来最刺激，只不过最后打成什么样就不好说了。
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 269 points 19 hours ago
United is like a box of chocolates.
曼联就像一盒巧克力。
[–]BeardedGardenersHoe 46 points 19 hours ago
Sometimes good, sometimes maybe shit?
有时是冰淇淋味，有时是翔味？
[–]【莱斯特城】zrkillerbush 3790 points 19 hours ago222
Sterling couldn't finish a free school meal from Rashford
斯特林吐饼能到什么程度呢？他连拉什福德发起的免费校餐都能吐
[–]【曼联】ZonedV2 782 points 19 hours ago
He’s a United fan at heart still, can’t bring himself to score against us
他还是深深爱着曼联，没有一丝丝改变，球门只不过是考验，种在心中信念丝毫未减
[–]【曼联】Seb-sama 332 points 19 hours ago
That lovely clearance from him to cover for Lindelöf’s mistake
林德洛夫防守失误，斯宝赶紧上前解围，爱了爱了
[–]BeardedGardenersHoe 248 points 19 hours ago
He must have the record for consistently the worst player against a single team. 23 apps and 0 goals.
他应该是对阵单一球队最长进球荒的纪录保持者了。23次出场0进球。
[–]【泽尼特】JE_12 101 points 18 hours ago
The reverse Lewandowski
反向莱万多夫斯基
[–]【宾夕FC】mapguy 50 points 14 hours ago
He has 23 goals in 0 appearances?
咋的，莱万0出场23个进球？
[–]【曼城】wowohwowza 367 points 19 hours ago
De Bruyne made an inch perfect cross and Sterling still can't just tap it in.
Pain.
德布劳内有过一脚妙到毫巅的传中，然而斯特林还是让到嘴的鸭子飞了。
心塞。
（译注：根据下文图中的时间，此处应该是指沃克在第79分钟的传中）
[–]【曼城】BillehBear 238 points 19 hours ago
Agueros face afterwards killed me
随后阿奎罗的表情简直要了我亲命了
[–]just_dew_eat 1368 points 19 hours ago
I swear Ole turns to Prime Sir Alex when he faces City
只要是打曼城，索肖立马就变身成巅峰弗格森爵士
[–]【英格兰】targeryian 582 points 19 hours ago
Perfect type of game for his style of play and our attacking players. It's why we did so well last year vs top teams but this year where teams aren't giving us the space we struggle. It's something we need to work on.
这是最适合索肖打法和进攻球员发挥的比赛了。去年我们对强队表现不俗也正是这个原因，然而今年对手一旦不给我们空间，我们就陷入困境了。就这一点来说我们还需要再努力。
[–]【哥伦比亚】Izio17 342 points 19 hours ago
It's honestly the games against the Sheffields, West Broms and Fulhams that give this United team the most trouble
That's where players like Pogba are truly needed
确实，正是谢菲联、西布罗姆维奇和富勒姆这样的对手给曼联造成了最大的麻烦。
这种时候就真的需要博格巴这样的球员了。
[–]【南安普顿】LiamJonsano 425 points 19 hours ago
All great teams bounce back in style when they lose a game. Should be really exciting and enjoyable to watch them against checks fixtures oh fuck
所有伟大的球队都会在一场败仗之后强势反弹。所以他们下一轮的比赛肯定精彩又刺激，我看看他们踢谁，马勒戈壁
[–]【曼联】DasBiceps 180 points 19 hours ago
9-0 incoming?
9-0警告？
[–]ProgressEuphoric 64 points 17 hours ago
Southampton with their redemption arc only to realise it is against the wrong Manchester side!!
满心寻求自我救赎的南安普顿老乡一抬头，发现找错了曼市球队！！
[–]【利物浦】OnePieceAce 1955 points 19 hours ago
We all laugh now but this is the match that convinces City to buy Haaland
你们尽管笑吧，但正是这场比赛坚定了曼城签下哈兰德的决心
[–]【曼联】mr_kap_ 952 points 19 hours ago
oh god
俺滴神呀
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 258 points 19 hours ago
You had one job!
你瞧瞧你们干了些什么！
[–]【拜仁】Tyrath 482 points 19 hours ago
Delete this nephew
快删帖吧层主
[–]hujson2 231 points 19 hours ago
if buying haaland needed convincing
说得好像买哈兰德还需要下决心似的
[–]【曼城】bgazela 79 points 18 hours ago
Just creates some urgency.
还是有区别，这下加急了。
[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 1154 points 19 hours ago
Its crazy how City are still so far ahead in the league with Sterling and Jesus leading the line..
哪怕锋线上是斯特林跟热苏斯这对活宝，曼城还能在积分榜上领先这么多，就问你疯不疯…
[–]【曼联】Gatokar 409 points 19 hours ago
Sterling, Jesus and Mahrez. The Bermuda triangle of assists with KDB in the middle
斯特林、热苏斯以及马赫雷斯。这便是传说中吞噬丁丁助攻的百慕大三角
[–]【巴萨】anonymousloverboy 198 points 19 hours ago
Sterling - Jesus is Utd’s best CB-pairing since Ferdinand - Vidić. Solid.
斯特林-热苏斯组合是自费迪南德-维迪奇组合之后曼联最好的中卫搭档。牢不可破。
[–]Lolastic_ 422 points 19 hours ago
Imagine if they had Haaland
想象一下哈兰德加入曼城…
[–]【曼联】miamibuckeye 1222 points 19 hours ago
No
不要啊
[–]【利物浦】jacksleepshere 399 points 19 hours ago
Now imagine that he doesn’t go to City. See how much better that feels?
现在再想象一下他最后不来曼城。是不是感觉好多了？
[–]【曼联】Yaaruda 281 points 19 hours ago
A rare occasion where I agree with a Liverpool fan
难得我能跟利物浦球迷达成共识
[–]【曼联】AE17__ 886 points 19 hours ago
Pass the Ball Into The Net FC 0 - 2 FC Counter Attack
把球传进球门FC 0-2 防守反击FC
[–]【波茨坦涡轮机】SantaIsRealEh 514 points 19 hours ago
[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 343 points 19 hours ago
66% possession
23 shots
Lose 0-2
Pep masterclass
控球率 66%
射门数 23
比分 0-2
大师级瓜迪奥拉
[–]NovelFreedoms 111 points 19 hours ago
Ole taking notes from Spurs wins against City
索帅这是从热刺胜曼城的比赛里抄了作业啊
[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 164 points 19 hours ago
They only had 22 shots against us THANK YOU VERY MUCH
他们踢我们那场可是只射了22脚，请注意差距谢谢
[–]【利物浦】Scholesey99 102 points 19 hours ago
Lmao they have to walk it in with Sterling and Jesus up top.
当你家前锋是斯特林和热苏斯的时候，你很难不致力于把球传进球门。
ON：利物浦 0-1 富勒姆
[–]Stonewalled89 2618 points 21 hours ago
6 defeats and 2 draws in their last 8 games at home... that's relegation level form. Unbelievable
最近8场主场比赛，2平6负……这是降级队的水平啊。难以置信
[–]DigBickLana 670 points 21 hours ago
Worse than that, that’s Derby 07/08 form
比那还糟，这是07/08赛季德比郡的水平
[–]【曼联】Noah_Valsted 688 points 21 hours ago
Commentator said Liverpool are now the worst team at home in 2021, in England. And no that's not just in the PL, that's down to League 2
解说员说利物浦现在是2021年以来英格兰境内主场成绩最差的球队。注意，这是在上至英超下至英乙的范围内比较哦。
[–]【埃瓦尔】Ghengiscone 194 points 21 hours ago
Holy Shit
卧槽
[–]【巴萨】anonymousloverboy 1856 points 21 hours ago*
Liverpool: buy Schalke CB
Also Liverpool: become Schalke
Edit: thanks kind stranger
利物浦：从沙尔克买中卫
还是利物浦：逐渐沙尔克化
编辑：谢谢打赏的老铁
[–]【利物浦】HarbyFullyLoaded_12 267 points 21 hours ago
We became shit long before that
在买他矿中卫之前，我军就已经萎靡很久了
[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 311 points 21 hours ago
Liverpool are lowkey almost having JUST AS shit of a season as us.
They are barely ahead of us in terms of points in the league
利物浦不过是低调罢了，他们跟我厂的赛季差不多一样糟糕。
就联赛积分而言，他们也就稍微领先我厂一点点。
[–]【巴萨】The-_-undertaker 304 points 21 hours ago
LOWKEY??
低调？？
[–]【切尔西】yellowyeahyeahyeah 356 points 21 hours ago
For Liverpool it's a shit season. For Arsenal just slightly below of what's expected.
对利物浦来说确实是个糟糕赛季。对阿森纳来说嘛，只是略低于预期而已。
[–]【利物浦】Conzo147 242 points 21 hours ago
The fact we are still ahead is hilarious ngl. We've been relegation form for 3 months
讲道理，我们还能排在阿森纳前面已经很搞笑了。最近3个月我们都是一副直扑英冠的样子。
[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 4654 points 21 hours ago
You wait 68 games for a loss at home in the league, then 6 come along at once.
手握68场主场联赛不败但求一跪，结果一次性跪了6场。
[–]【阿森纳】TraubenFruchtHose 1169 points 21 hours ago
How does that even happen, mentality gone after the first loss?
怎么会这样呢，难道说输掉第一场之后心态就崩了？
[–]【西汉姆联】Hello_mate 1754 points 21 hours ago
I always remember something Fabregas said on MNF years ago when discussing Barcelona having a bad run after a hugely undefeated period.
He simply said you can forget how to lose i.e. forget how you are supposed to pick yourself up again after a setback.
我到现在还记得几年前法布雷加斯在《周一足球夜》节目里说的一句话，当时他们正在谈论巴塞罗那在长期不败之后的低迷状态。
他简单归纳为你会忘记失败的滋味，换句话说，你会忘记如何在遭遇挫折之后重新振作起来。
[–]【阿森纳】TraubenFruchtHose 654 points 21 hours ago
That actually makes some sort of sense, never thought of that.
这话说得还真有些道理，我从没想过这一点。
[–]galeej 218 points 21 hours ago
Boy that undefeated run really fucked us up pretty good huh...
哥们，咱破厂当年的不败纪录可真把自家的运气耗光了啊……
[–]【阿森纳】shrewphys 78 points 18 hours ago
16 years later, after all this shit, still worth it
16年过去了，即便凄风苦雨，依然人间值得
[–]【热刺】kanish671 986 points 21 hours ago
When it rains it pours
屋漏偏逢连夜雨
[–]【尤文图斯】campionesidd 456 points 21 hours ago
The ketchup bottle exploded.
银瓶乍破茄浆迸
[–]【曼城】blorrrrbd 116 points 21 hours ago
It's a hurricane at this point.
已经不是连夜雨的程度了，根本就是飓风。
[–]【阿斯顿维拉】marchofthemallards 322 points 21 hours ago
We're their next home league game, hoping for a repeat of 7-2.
他们下一次联赛主场的对手是我们，希望能复刻个7-2。
[–]thebestofthebest13 236 points 21 hours ago
They can't even score 1 goal nowadays... 7-0 it is then
眼下他军连球都进不了……估计是7-0
[–]【安德莱赫特】Keskekun 2173 points 21 hours ago
Wait a minute. The Fulham players are running themselves ragged, are diciplined in defence and tries to be as tidy as possible. Scotty P has managed to turn these Fulham players into 10 Scott Parkers and a Goalie.
别光说利物浦这头了。人家富勒姆的球员同样是在竭尽全力奔跑，防守纪律执行到位，尽可能做到条理不乱。主帅斯科特-帕克已然将富勒姆打造成了10个帕克外加1名守门员的球队。
[–]TheBoyPJ 893 points 21 hours ago
When I saw Parker with a popped collar, I knew Liverpool were gonna lose.
当我看到帕克的标志性立领，我就知道利物浦今天凶多吉少了。
[–]xkp777x 575 points 21 hours ago
Chad Parker VS Virgin Klopp
社会人帕克大战新手克洛普
[–]【热刺】tottenhamnole 374 points 21 hours ago
Scotty P will be at a big club before too long. He’s done an amazing job.
帕克迟早会去豪门球队执教的。他在富勒姆的工作业绩多棒啊。
[–]【南安普顿】TheRalphExpress 648 points 21 hours ago
Tosin, Andersen, and Reed were all fantastic today
阿达拉比奥约、安德森以及里德今天的表现太出彩了
[–]【富勒姆】FleetingQuill 313 points 21 hours ago
Top to bottom we’re an absolute unit (I can’t believe I’m saying this).
我们从上至下都是一个整体（我不敢相信能说出这话）。
[–]【曼城】LessBrain 219 points 21 hours ago
Can't believe you got Tosin off us for 2m lol
而我不敢相信你们堂堂农场主居然只掏两百万就把阿达拉比奥约带走了
[–]【富勒姆】FleetingQuill 128 points 21 hours ago
Daylight robbery
是啊，明抢呗
[–]royalrivet 637 points 21 hours ago
Move over Arteta, Lampard , Pep, [insert midfielder turned manager]. Scott Parker is here now and he is here to fuck.
阿尔特塔、兰帕德、瓜迪奥拉，以及其他任何中场球员转行的教练，都给爷爬。如今是斯科特-帕克的天下！
[–]【英格兰】OfficialGloryHunter 813 points 21 hours ago
"Mentality Midgets" - Jamie Carragher, 07/03/21.
“心态侏儒”——卡拉格语录，2021年3月7日。
[–]【曼联】StathamIsYourSavior 253 points 21 hours ago
Sky about to lock him away for another 6 months
天空体育正打算再关他6个月小黑屋
[–]【多特蒙德】Sumit316 98 points 21 hours ago
Just read that Liverpool had 101 shots at home in 2021. Only One penalty scored.
WTF really.
我刚看到数据，利物浦在2021年主场比赛中录得101脚射门。只打进1记点球。
真尼玛离谱。
[–]XxX_FedoraMan_XxX 88 points 21 hours ago
can't say that these days Carra
这年头说这话可不正确啊卡大嗓
[–]Deportivo Morónleemmerdeur 60 points 21 hours ago
Mentality vertically challenged people.
心态-海拔不足人士。
[–]【阿森纳】YaArsenal 1383 points 21 hours ago
6 consecutive. Some heroic defending by Fulham,that shit was incredible
主场6连败。富勒姆今天的防守真够英勇的，太不可思议了。
[–]【利物浦】Tsubasa_sama 750 points 21 hours ago
Only 62 more losses to go boys
兄弟们，只剩62场球要输啦
[–]ThaBzKneez 330 points 21 hours ago*
No worries mate, championship has more matches so you won't have to wait as long!
别担心老哥，英冠比赛更多，你不用等太久！
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