[欧冠传声筒]MD19 为进决赛，内马尔究竟献祭了什么？

[–]【里奥夸托学生】TheMasterlauti 2943 points 15 hours ago* 

if PSG go on to win this Buffon might as well give up and retire, as it would mean he is 100% cursed

要是大巴黎最后夺冠，那布冯多半就退隐了，他一定是被下了命中无欧冠的诅咒。

[–]qwertydwerty 1169 points 15 hours ago 

Navas is the anti-curse.

那纳瓦斯就是中了欧冠永相随的诅咒。

[–]【狼】PakiIronman 602 points 14 hours ago 

Insane how he's never been knocked out of the ucl when he's been in the starting 11. Will be huge if he plays in the final.

只要他首发出场，他所在的球队就从未在欧冠中出局，真不可思议。他能踢决赛的话就牛叉了。

[–]【皇马】CETERIS_PARTYBUS 402 points 14 hours ago 

Navas is already so legendary in this competition; he's liable to have a spectacular game in a final. That's just how he rolls.

单就欧冠而言，纳瓦斯已经是传奇了；相信他在决赛里也会有精彩的发挥。这就是纳堵墙的范儿。

[–]【里昂】AouarCherki 224 points 14 hours ago 

Cursed? He was one of the main reasons why PSG got knocked out by Manchester last season.

诅咒？上赛季大巴黎被曼联淘汰时，他（布冯）也要负主要责任的好吗。

[–]【埃弗顿】J011Y1ND1AN 2011 points 15 hours ago 

For an energy drink club, they sure looked tired

血液里都流着能量饮料的球队，咋看起来这么疲惫不堪呢

[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 559 points 15 hours ago 

Rebranding to Monster Leipzig instead

要不改叫莱比锡怪物吧

（译注：Monster Energy，怪物能量饮料，中文品名为魔爪）

[–]【维尼亚德马埃弗顿】zukai12_ 119 points 14 hours ago 

Rich Energy Leipzig

莱比锡钞能力

[–]swat1611 120 points 14 hours ago 

I'd suggest Gatorade Leipzig, but that's just me.

个人意见，莱比锡佳得乐就挺好

[–]【国际米兰】long_shots7 263 points 15 hours ago 

Warm milk Leipzig Football Club

莱比锡热牛奶足球俱乐部

[–]FigureItOut50 62 points 15 hours ago 

The “RB” stands for RasenBallsport. I don’t know what you are on about.

RB是草地球类运动的首字母缩写啦（可不是打RedBull红牛的擦边球哦）。都不知道你们在吵吵啥。

[–]【谢菲联】TheresPainOnMyFace 1309 points 15 hours ago 

Congrats to Leipzig. Furthest an F1 team has ever got.

祝贺红牛队。一支F1车队能在欧冠里走这么远真是不容易。

（译注：红牛公司同时也是F1红牛车队的金主）

[–]Wombat1886 240 points 14 hours ago 

pronto?

你这弯转得猝不及防

[–]Beewaan 80 points 14 hours ago 

It helps when the team has other players than Max

维斯塔潘总算有人给他搭把手了，挺好

（译注：维斯塔潘为红牛车队当前主力车手）

[–]【阿森纳】BignAngry 1561 points 15 hours ago 

PSG in a CL final? The world is endi- oh wait

大巴黎打进欧冠决赛？世界末日就快……哦等等

[–]【阿森纳】ausaafnasir 553 points 15 hours ago 

It's 2020 mate

老哥，今年是2020年

[–]【拜仁】mrfocus22 348 points 15 hours ago 

This is like peak 2020 though

现在是2020年巅峰阶段

[–]【热刺】oysterpirate 72 points 15 hours ago 

If this could be the last weird thing to happen in 2020 that'd be super cool thanks

如果这是2020年发生的最后一件怪事的话，那就棒棒哒，感恩

[–]【皇马】speedycar1 59 points 15 hours ago 

Lyon winning though

结果最后是里昂捧杯

[–]【朝鲜】KimmyBoiUn 218 points 15 hours ago 

Bayern Munich are different gravy and should win the UCL, but imagine an all France UCL final.

拜仁可没有这么容易了，他们夺冠几率更大，不过两支法甲球队会师欧冠决赛的画面也很美。

[–]【格拉斯格流浪者】Mr_Miscellaneous 166 points 15 hours ago 

If all the French are playing in the final, who will do the evening milking?

要是法国人都踢决赛去了，晚上挤奶的工作谁来做呢？

（译注：揶揄此前法甲被称为“农民联赛”的梗）

[–]【朝鲜】KimmyBoiUn 208 points 15 hours ago 

The English teams.

英国球队呗。

[–]【利物浦】rztzzz 287 points 15 hours ago 

Neymar in the CL final, along with Barcelona crumbling, is a bit juicy and I'm loving it.

内马尔参加欧冠决赛，而巴萨正摇摇欲坠，这也太下饭了吧

[–]【科林蒂安】rhusS- 27 points 14 hours ago 

Yeah I was wishing for Neymar vs Barça in the finals.

是啊，我本来还想看内马尔与巴萨在决赛重逢呢。

[–]【利物浦】Reddits-Reckoning 534 points 15 hours ago* 

Tuchel just gave some poor cunt a telling off and then turned around and fucked off on his crutches hahaha what a strange man

图赫尔赛后指着一个可怜虫嚷嚷，后来又转身骂骂咧咧，哈哈哈，真是个怪人

[–]【皇马】EpicThug21 153 points 15 hours ago 

Here's when he did it: Who's the player though?

给你补个图吧。他骂的那人是谁？

[–]【索罗图恩】fabio4oldspice 120 points 14 hours ago 

Daniel Behlau, Leipzig fitness coach.

丹尼尔-贝劳，莱比锡的体能教练。

[–]【拜仁】ms3kay 132 points 15 hours ago 

Tuchel says: "It's a disgrace that you can't admit it. Shows everything that... [unintelligible]" and the Leipzig coach says: "Congrats on the victory".

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图赫尔说：“这你都不承认，那就太可耻了。事实很明显……（后面听不清了）”。而莱比锡的教练回答：“恭喜你们获胜。”

[–]【阿森纳】Zakinfenwa 709 points 15 hours ago 

Mbappe might complete football at the age of 21.

姆巴佩有机会在21岁的年纪便达到足球荣誉大满贯了。

[–]eri- 251 points 14 hours ago 

Could always try a switch to baseball after that

在那之后他可以试试改打棒球

[–]【利物浦】Crusaruis28 50 points 11 hours ago 

Let's just hope he doesn't go the Ronalidinho route

希望他别走上小罗的老路

[–]Anonimodoremi 56 points 11 hours ago 

Muller also did it at age 24. I wonder how many players have been able to win "everything" before the age of 25

穆勒在24岁时也全满贯了。我很好奇有多少球员在25岁之前就能赢得一切？

[–]dropiso 42 points 11 hours ago 

Busquets comes to mind

第一反应：布斯克茨

[–]【霍芬海姆】dheerajravi92 19 points 11 hours ago 

Pique?

皮克？

[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】jaguass 14 points 9 hours ago 

Varane

瓦拉内

[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Voice_Of_Light 195 points 13 hours ago 

Needs to win euros.

他还得赢下欧洲杯才算数。

[–]【阿森纳】MEGAMAN2312 156 points 11 hours ago 

Needs to win the FA Cup

赢了足总杯才算数。

[–]Goodkat25 37 points 11 hours ago 

Needs to win MLS

赢了美国大联盟冠军才算数

[–]elgatomalo1 24 points 10 hours ago 

Need to win Libertadores

赢了南美解放者杯才算数

[–]Nuri__Sahin 883 points 15 hours ago 

Said it in the match thread, but Di Maria was outstanding. A total MOTM performance from out wide, both helping out defensively, controlling tempo, delivery of ball and got his goal too.

Kimpembe also deserves a shoutout too.

直播帖里我就说过了，但迪马利亚本场真是光彩夺目。在边路打出了全场最佳级的表现，协防、控制节奏、转移球，自己还斩获一分。

[–]【皇马】san771 273 points 15 hours ago 

Di Maria in the late stages of the CL is always great.

在欧冠淘汰赛后期，迪马利亚总是很出色。

[–]gagarsagar 80 points 14 hours ago 

He was so, so good under Ancelotti's CL winni g campaign. Used to play inverted winger. Totally ripped up midfields.

在安切洛蒂率皇马捧得欧冠那个赛季，他就踢得特别好。他曾经打的是内切型边锋。然而打中场位置就完全拉胯了。

[–]【巴塞罗那】KevinOwensGetsIt 922 points 15 hours ago 

Kimpembe and Di Maria were brilliant

金彭贝和迪马利亚这场踢得太棒了

[–]lord-quas9 326 points 15 hours ago 

Kimpembe was prime Cannavaro today with his positioning. Great performance.

金彭贝今天的站位简直就是巅峰卡纳瓦罗级别的。出色的发挥。

[–]【狼】PakiIronman 151 points 15 hours ago 

What a fucking comeback from that United game a year ago, takes loads to put something like that behind you.

在去年被曼联翻盘的比赛之后，难得他还能如此复苏，要咽下那样的苦果绝非一日之功。

[–]【布里奇诺斯】Extreme_centriste 202 points 15 hours ago 

Kimpembe is a mental freak. He was never among the top players, the prospects, while growing inside the PSG academy. He was always the short/skinny one without much talent. But he never gave up and worked constantly more than anyone else, and never claimed more minutes with senior team than he was given. He's a soldier.

金彭贝是一名精神上的强者。在大巴黎梯队的成长时期，他从没有跻身那些顶尖球员、潜力球员之列。他总是瘦弱而矮小，也几无天赋。但是他一直没有放弃，比任何人都更加持久地训练，也不在加入一线队的时间上过多计较。他是一名战士。

[–]【热刺】borensoren 212 points 15 hours ago 

Di Maria is the man that gets forgotten when we all talk about Neymar and Mbappé but he puts in a fantastic shift. All over the pitch winning the ball and putting in deadly passes.

迪马利亚是那种当我们谈论内马尔和姆巴佩时很容易遗忘的球员，但他有了很妙的转变。他满场飞奔争抢球权，并不断送出致命传球。

[–]【里士满射手】habdragon08 464 points 15 hours ago 

Games like this will be looked at in five years like "Neymar didnt even score" but anyone who watched the match knows he was one of the best players on the pitch.

再过五年，像这样的比赛人们一般也就记得起“内马尔连个球都没进”，但是只要你看了直播，你就知道他是本场表现最好的球员之一。

[–]【格雷米奥】Carnout 276 points 15 hours ago 

That assist to Di Maria was just filthy

给迪马利亚那个助攻风骚极了

[–]【巴西】Immynimmy 63 points 15 hours ago 

If PSG go on to win it all I think people will remmeber how good Neymar has been the past 2 games.

如果大巴黎一口气赢下决赛，我觉得人们会记得过去两场比赛里内马尔有多么出色的。

[–]【曼联】AE17__ 858 points 15 hours ago 

I'm convinced that Neymar sacrificed a goat to get PSG through to the finals, the only cost was that his goal-scoring ability would turn into that of Danny Welbeck. As for Leipzig, they may have lost this game, but Nagelsmann looked damn fine in that outfit.

我敢肯定内马尔为了让大巴黎晋级决赛而献祭了一只山羊，他付出的代价只是他的得分能力退化到维尔贝克那一档。至于莱比锡红牛嘛，虽然他们输掉了比赛，万幸纳格尔斯曼的衣着很好看。

[–]【曼联】gerryt32 816 points 15 hours ago 

That goat's name? Lionel Messi.

山羊的名字是啥？梅西。

（译注：goat除了山羊之意，同时也是greatest of all time史上最佳的缩写）

[–]DunnOxP 132 points 14 hours ago 

Can confirm, saw a goat sacrificed on the pitch against a german team.

没错，确实目睹了一只山羊在对阵一支德国球队时成了牺牲品。

[–]【布里奇诺斯】Extreme_centriste 39 points 14 hours ago 

   I'm convinced that Neymar sacrificed a goat to get PSG through to the finals, the only cost was that his goal-scoring

The sacrifice was Tuchel's leg

   我敢肯定内马尔为了让大巴黎晋级决赛而献祭了一只山羊，他付出的代价只是他的得分能力

献祭的明明就是图赫尔的腿

[–]【巴塞罗那】anonymousloverboy 579 points 15 hours ago 

Neymar doesn’t get injured during the KO stages -> PSG to the final. Coincidence? I think not

淘汰赛阶段内马尔保持健康-> 大巴黎挺进决赛

真的是巧合吗？我不信

[–]【皇马】Bushuazoo 101 points 14 hours ago 

Neymar has now been directly involved in 59 Champions League goals in 59 Champions League appearances.

✰ 35 goals ✰ 24 assists

Stunning record.

截至目前，内马尔在他59次欧冠出场中已经直接参与了59个进球。

✰ 35个进球 ✰ 24个助攻

多么震撼的纪录。

[–]【曼联】johncenatbh 246 points 15 hours ago 

PSG have looked amazing in every way except finishing, the final will be great to watch

Neymar just amazing in every way except when it comes to finishing chances as well

Bayern did look vulnerable vs Barca a few times especially at the start with that high line, so it will be interesting

除了临门一脚，大巴黎在各个层面上都发挥得十足精彩，决赛肯定能看个爽了

内马尔同理，各方面都踢得超棒，除了忘带射门靴

拜仁在对巴萨时确实存有隐患，尤其是在比赛开局应对高位压迫时，所以决赛一定会很有趣

[–]【里昂】Kaamelott 734 points 15 hours ago 

And to think we'll never know what a PSG-Bayern final looks like.

试想一下，要是大家永远都看不到巴黎和拜仁在决赛碰头会怎样。

[–]【曼联】johncenatbh 114 points 15 hours ago 

Shhh i'm trying to jinx it

收声，没看见我在使劲毒奶吗

[–]【里昂】Kaamelott 164 points 15 hours ago 

I'm just trying to boast it into existence. Worked for Juventus and City, so I'll keep going aha

而我却是吹到极致自然真。这一招在尤文和曼城身上都起效了，所以我就接着来，啊哈