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ON：欧冠1/4决赛 曼城1-3里昂 后者晋级
[–]【里昂】PelicanDesAlpes 388 points 5 hours ago
number 7 in ligue 1, number 1 in my heart
法甲第七，我心中的第一。
[–]【丹麦】Mo_Too 362 points 5 hours ago
I don't think Pep blinked once in the last 10 minutes. That miss from Sterling is burned into his retina for all time.
瓜迪奥拉差不多有十分钟没有眨过哪怕一次眼睛，斯特林的空门不进灼烧着他的视网膜。
[–]Sal21G 3596 points 5 hours ago*
This will haunt sterling for the rest of his life...
Honestly pep seems to just always lose it.
In his seasons with Bayern, lost brutally to real, then faced peak MSN, then lost to Atletico when Bayern just dominated then.
With city, lost on away goals in a 6-6 match vs Monaco, battered by Liverpool the next season, lost on away goals vs spurs then Sterling misses a huge chance.
这球会是斯特林永远的梦魇。瓜迪奥拉好像总是无法更进一步。他在拜仁的那几个赛季先是惨败给皇马，在第二年碰上了巅峰MSN，又一年后则是在占尽优势的情况下输给马竞。执教曼城时，他们先是以6-6的总比分因为客场进球劣势败给摩纳哥，接着在第二年被利物浦重创，第三年又是因为客场进球输给热刺，然后便是今年的斯特林吐饼时间。
[–]【阿森纳】meezy295 460 points 5 hours ago
The amount of times Sterling has missed a wide open net like that is shocking
斯特林像今天这样踢丢空门的次数简直多得令人咋舌。
[–]【切尔西】masonbrit 696 points 5 hours ago
As a chelsea fan lol. As an England fan fuck
作为一个切尔西球迷我很开心。作为一个英格兰球迷我心态崩了。
[–]【切尔西】Aunros 35 points 5 hours ago
As a Chelsea fan lol. As a French fan lol
作为一个切尔西球迷我很开心。作为一个法国球迷我更开心了。
[–]【巴萨】rosehillTenant 3439 points 6 hours ago
The funny thing is that people kept talking about the Bayern vs City Semi final, and how much of a cracker it would be. Never underestimate the underdogs!
有趣的是人们一直在讨论拜仁和曼城会师半决赛会有多精彩。所以永远不要低估下狗！
[–]【埃弗顿】a_s_h_e_n 641 points 5 hours ago
Also never overestimate City in the champions league
还有，永远不要高估踢欧冠的曼城。
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 1377 points 6 hours ago
I hope Lyon can give Bayern a run for their money. The football fan in me wanted a City V Bayern tie, but this is fine too.
我希望里昂能真正给拜仁制造点麻烦。球迷当然会乐于见到曼城大战拜仁这样的比赛，但现在这个对阵也不错。
[–]【里昂】dalyon 731 points 5 hours ago
We'll lose 6-0 and I'll still be happy the same as i was in 2010
拜仁会以6-0战胜我们的，但我还是会和2010年对阵他们一样开心
[–]DHA1999 272 points 5 hours ago
Rudi Garcia playing 4D chess by just qualifying for CL's next season by winning the CL!
鲁迪-加西亚正在下一盘大棋：以今年欧冠冠军的身份进军下赛季欧冠！
[–]frankielamps8 37 points 5 hours ago
Been taking notes from Robbie Di Matteo I see
师从于迪马特奥
[–]【拜仁】PookaPookey 842 points 6 hours ago
Lyon v Leipzig is confirmed
里昂和莱比锡将会师决赛（确信）
[–]di359 472 points 5 hours ago
Bayern v Leipzig and Leipzig wins. r/soccer will explode
如果决赛双方是拜仁和莱比锡且后者夺冠，话题区会炸翻天。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】zeutlers 177 points 5 hours ago
If, in a hypothetical world, we advance to the final, I would fear much more playing Lyon than Bayern. Losing to Bayern is fine. Losing to Lyon would have lifetime repercussions. A shame impossible to wash off: there would NEVER be another PSG-Lyon final. It's terrifying.
假设在一个平行世界里我们杀进了决赛，相比于拜仁，我会更害怕对阵里昂。输给拜仁没什么，但输给里昂会恶心我们一辈子。这是一个无法洗刷的耻辱，因为我们再也无法在决赛碰面了。吓死宝宝了。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 2557 points 6 hours ago
3 QFs and 1 ro16 exit for Guardiola in 4 years at City, with extremely favorable draws in most of them. Losing vs Spurs Monaco and Lyon, the only exception is Liverpool.
Massive underachievement with the squad he has, and amount of money he has spent
瓜帅在曼城的这四年总共三次止步于四分之一决赛，还有一次十六郎。而且他们大部分时候签运都很棒，抽到利物浦可能是个例外，但他们在另外三年还是输给了热刺、摩纳哥和里昂。考虑到曼城阵容的豪华程度还有他们花的钱，这样的成绩真的很糟糕。
[–]【利物浦】 Red_Brummy 337 points 6 hours ago
2015 / 2016 Manchester City 0 – 1 Madrid
2016 / 2017 Manchester City 6 – 6 Monaco
2017 / 2018 Liverpool 5 – 1 Manchester City
2018 / 2019 Spurs 4 – 4 Manchester City
2019 / 2020 Lyon 3 – 1 *Manchester City
*£818million worth of players bought in last 5 seasons.
2015 / 2016 曼城 0 – 1 皇马
2016 / 2017曼城 6 – 6 摩纳哥
2017 / 2018 利物浦 5 – 1 曼城
2018 / 2019 热刺 4 – 4 曼城
2019 / 2020 里昂3 – 1 曼城
*这五年内他们花了8.18亿欧元来购买球员。
[–]【尤文图斯】flashult 111 points 5 hours ago
*£818million worth of players bought in last 5 seasons.
Wtf
*这五年内他们花了8.18亿欧元来购买球员。
卧了个大槽
[–]【利物浦】PEEWUN 96 points 4 hours ago*
Half of which was spent on DEFENDERS.
其中的一半都花在后防线上。
[–]Tyzz1900 630 points 6 hours ago
"Pep considered for the job to replace Setien. He has the experience and the CL QF crashing out style of football that the club believes in"
“瓜帅正考虑接下塞蒂恩的位置。他每逢欧冠八进四必拉胯的丰富经验与本俱乐部相当契合”
[–]【曼联】DonkeySkin334 160 points 5 hours ago
This is football heritage
光 荣 传 统
[–]lordwelbz2 2711 points 6 hours ago
Pep is never winning the UCL with City
瓜帅永远无法带着曼城拿到欧冠
[–]【切尔西】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 1570 points 6 hours ago
City is never winning the UCL with pep*
曼城永远无法在瓜帅手下拿到欧冠
[–]【波尔图】uptowndrunk7 324 points 6 hours ago
I can't erase that Aguero sentence from my mind. "I will only leave when we win the CL"
我永远忘不掉阿圭罗的那句话：“拿不到欧冠我就不会走”
[–]【利物浦】shehryarashraf 280 points 6 hours ago
*An eternity Later.
Aguero is in his 70s living in his manchester home, stuck forever, hoping for the CL that never arrives.
很久很久以后，年逾古稀的阿圭罗仍然被困于他在曼彻斯特的家中，盼望着那座永远不会到来的欧冠奖杯。
[–]【利物浦】Mighty_Bacon_ 1740 points 6 hours ago
City playing the smart game by getting knocked out today so they wouldn't get their asses handed to by bayern... 10000 IQ play
曼城可聪明了。只要他们在本轮出局，就不会在下一轮碰上拜仁…高，实在是高。
[–]【皇马】DaREY297 144 points 6 hours ago
Calculated
一切都在计算之中。
[–]【沙尔克04】ReverendKova 930 points 6 hours ago
Two German-French semis, winner gets the title and Elsass-Lothringen
半决赛是两组法德大战，胜者将会获得冠军锦标和阿尔萨斯-洛林地区
[–]Trydson 793 points 6 hours ago
FARMERS LEAGUE NO MORE
翻身农奴把歌唱。
[–]【热刺】NaclyPerson 291 points 6 hours ago
Agriculture is the best culture.
农业就是坠吊的。
[–]【利物浦】theenigmacode 279 points 6 hours ago
FFP SENDS ITS REGARDS
财政公平政策致以最诚挚的问候。
[–]4PartHarmany 156 points 6 hours ago
The UEFA Champions League is a simple tournament: 32 teams chase a ball for 9 months and at the end, Man City always loses
欧冠就是一个32支球队花了九个月追着一颗球跑，最后曼城永远拿不了冠军的联赛。
[–]【贝西克塔斯】TecNine7 1912 points 6 hours ago
Bad news City fans: Lawyers can‘t win the Champions League for you
给曼城球迷带来一个坏消息：在赢得欧冠这件事上律师帮不了你们了。
[–]【利物浦】artie_fresh 628 points 6 hours ago
City fans will claim they didn't give a fuck about the UCL anyway.
没事儿，他们会说自己压根不在意欧冠。
[–]ramesesknibs 376 points 6 hours ago
"sECoNd PlAcE iN tHe LeAgUe Is BeTtEr ThAn UcL"
联赛第二它不比欧冠香吗？
[–]【利物浦】dcredseal21 155 points 6 hours ago
How dare you disrespect the Carabao Cup like this
给我对联赛杯放尊重点
[–]【南安普顿】TheRalphExpress 760 points 6 hours ago
Don’t want to diminish how good Lyon were because they were incredible but Pep’s 100% overthought his lineup again. It’s his Achilles heel, just can’t seem to put the strongest 11 in their most well drilled formation in the knockout game, always has to shake it up a bit.
没有要贬低里昂的意思，他们踢得很棒。但是瓜迪奥拉再次在排兵布阵上走火入魔了。这就是他致命的弱点，永远无法在一场生死战里使用他最强的11个人和最得心应手的阵型，而非得搞点骚操作。
[–]IAmSkylarWhiteYo 101 points 6 hours ago
It's crazy how he has been overthinking these big UCL games since 2011, almost a decade.
Doesn't look like he is winning a UCL title ever again.
这太疯狂了，他从2011年就开始这么做，到现在都已经快十年了。我觉得他大概再也拿不到欧冠了吧。
[–]【法兰克福】skrillcosby_ 553 points 6 hours ago
Clearly Pep and City got this game completely wrong. Seems to happen far too often for them with teams they should be beating in the CL, just changing too many things.
Either way, Bayern is surely going to do a much better job with containing Lyon. And if not then Lyon absolutely deserve to win the CL and get their cup final revenge against PSG.
显然瓜迪奥拉和曼城完全搞砸了这场比赛。他们已经太多次在本应赢得的欧冠比赛里犯错，这真的改变了很多。无论如何，拜仁肯定会比曼城更好地限制里昂。如果他们做不到的话，里昂完全有资格去争取欧冠奖杯，在决赛里复仇大巴黎。
[–]AwayFromParadise 304 points 6 hours ago
PSG hasn't faced Leipzig.
巴黎和莱比锡的半决赛都还没开踢呢。
[–]Bayern MünchenOpLove 257 points 6 hours ago
People doing the same thing they did with Lyon. Giving the big team the win before the game even has started.
人们总是如此。就像他们之前轻视里昂一样，在比赛开始前就提前把胜利颁给更强的那一方。
[–]【巴西】kazcmot 539 points 6 hours ago*
If Atalanta survived 5 more minutes we would have Atalanta, Leipzig and Lyon in Champions League semifinals. Crazy, crazy season.
如果亚特兰大能挺过那五分钟，我们将会在欧冠四强里同时看到亚特兰大、莱比锡和里昂。这个赛季真是太疯狂了。
REPLAY：86' 斯特林错失空门良机
[–]【巴萨】mjitylandv2 4418 指標 7小時前
This is quite literally one of the worst misses I've ever seen
绝对是我看过的最屌的空门不进
[–]【利物浦】liverton00 1847 指標 6小時前
The solidarity between Liverpool, Barca, Man city, and Real have never been stronger lol
利物浦、巴萨、皇马含泪点赞，曼城心手相连加入成为淘汰四巨头。
[–]【巴萨】Juicestation 531 指標 5小時前
we gonna hold hands and celebrate anytime soon? wear gloves and masks though friends
现在就能携手共庆了吗？记得戴手套戴口罩噢我的旁友
[–]【利物浦】liverton00 381 指標 5小時前
Yup we can share all of our UCL trophies but City can't join then lol
对，我们可以聊聊我们赢过的欧冠，但是曼城接不上话题啊。
[–]【巴萨】Juicestation 202 指標 5小時前
between the four of us we have 23. maybe 24? also between the three of us we have 23 maybe 24. city is out here contributing heavily
我们四队一共拿过23还是24个欧冠来着？然后其中三队合计也是23-24个欧冠，曼城做出了举足轻重的贡献（手动狗头）
(译者注：皇马13 利物浦6 巴塞罗那5 加起来是24个欧冠冠军)
[–]【利物浦】liverton00 145 指標 5小時前
Oh well this season we are all in the UCL losers gang
算了，这赛季大家都是欧冠卢瑟，没差别。
[–]【巴萨】Juicestation 189 指標 5小時前
i mean you're losers. we're one step beyond that. we got humiliated. 4 years in a row. it's actually disgraceful.
兄弟你们只是输了比赛，我们可惨多了。连续四年了，疯狂被打脸，我萨已经不能看了。
[–]【托特纳姆】DancingDemoncrabs 1854 指標 8小時前2
Sterling wins Barn D'or
RP守恒 踢飞这球 斯特林马上中了大乐透
[–]tulleytaargus 9751 指標 8小時前
That has to be one of the worst misses of all time lol
真的是史上最纱布的miss
[–]【热刺】Seastep 786 指標 8小時前
On every YouTube compilation from now until the end of time
从现在起每个油管的吐饼集锦你都能看到这球。
[–]iAxnC 335 指標 6小時前
Top 10 Misses That Shocked The World | 4K UHD 2020
10大震惊世界的错失空门！4K超高清 2020巨献
[–]【利物浦】npjobs 5001 指標 8小時前
Given the context and what happened next, it surely is. Goddamn Raheem.
鉴于这球和这球之后发生的场上局面，斯特林苦役西特了。
[–]LDG92 1892 指標 8小時前
It wasn't even bouncing...
赫苏斯尽力了，这球传过来都不带弹跳的。
[–]mrperiwinkleblue 1476 指標 8小時前
it was served on a plate for him. You don’t need to be world class to finish that.
这球基本已经到了饭来张口的地步。一个普通的射手就能搞定。
[–]abdu_am 2059 指標 8小時前
you barely need to be a footballer tbh
说真的，一个普通的球员就行。
[–]Jester252 897 指標 8小時前
Or a human. A well placed rock would have scored that.
一个普通人就行。或者放块石头找好角度也能碰进去。
[–]SneakyGator 100 指標 8小時前
Nah you have to be world class to finish that in front thousands of fans in the stadium screaming, oh wait...
不，在有成千上万的粉丝尖叫的体育场里面进这样的球还是需要世界级的射术的。不，等等……
（译者：现在比赛都是空场进行）
[–]ErwinC0215 406 指標 8小時前
My nan could've tapped that in
我奶奶都能把球碰进去。
（译者：这条评论终于来了）
[–]【皇家马德里】HakunaMatata69 867 指標 9小時前
It really is, how the fuck has he skied it from 1 metre out lmfao
讲真，他到底是怎么做到的，门前1米然后把球射向了里斯本的天空。
[–]AmazedCoder 561 指標 9小時前
You need to invent a new type of geometry to miss that one
你得找到一个很刁钻的角度才能踢飞这个球
[–]PSV Eindhovenvlepun 138 指標 8小時前
Done. It’s called Sterleanism.
实锤了，快乐足球代言人。
[–]【多特蒙德】addandsubtract 161 指標 9小時前
Mario Gomez has entered the chat
马里奥-戈麦斯加入群聊
[–]Bayern Münchenaure__entuluva 79 指標 9小時前
Pretty sure I can remember Robben skying one from about that position... but fortunately it wasn't at such a crucial moment.
我打赌罗本也在差不多的位置飞机过一球，但并不是在如此残酷的局面。
[–]ViciousNakedMoleRat 100 指標 9小時前
For sure.
When I saw it, I couldn't speak for a few seconds and then said to my SO "Lyon is so going to score now." and five seconds later the ball was in.
真的太惨了。
斯特林踢飞的时候我无语凝噎，呆了一阵以后我心想“里昂可能要进球了”
不出5秒，登贝莱打进了一球。
[–]【里斯本竞技】xupak 264 指標 9小時前
Bryan Ruiz PSTD, same stadium.. :(
我那Bryan Ruiz的创伤应激障碍症又复发了，同一个球场。
[–]【波尔图】santorfo 77 指標 8小時前
Basically the same spot. Whoever made the juju left it there
基本就是同一个地方，玄学无疑。
[–]【本菲卡】1904cachinho 115 指標 9小時前
Even the same goal post OMG!!?
甚至是同一侧的球门！！？
[–]cimbalino 33 指標 8小時前
Cost us the league as well...
也踢飞了我们一个联赛冠军
（译者注：以上谈到的Bryan Ruiz。2016年3月5日代表里斯本竞技迎战本菲卡，空门踢球一球。最终里斯本竞技0-1告负，联赛排名跌落到了第二位，2分之差丢掉了联赛冠军。）
[–]Jewssee 3862 指標 9小時前
Worst miss I've seen all year
年度第一空门不进
[–]TriWisdom 1832 指標 9小時前
Worst miss I’ve seen in a long long time. Probably ever.
长久以来的第一，可能是史上第一
[–]【皇家马德里】Deluxe07 896 指標 9小時前
The worst miss in history of misses, maybe ever
前无古人，也有可能是后无来者的打飞机
[–]TastyTacoTonight 494 指標 9小時前
Nothing compares to the Choupo-Moting masterclass
其实还没到舒波莫廷的吐饼大师级别
[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 432 指標 9小時前
Yeah but given what's at stake here this is fucking unbelievable
对，但是考虑到这是比赛的成败关头，还是太难以置信了。
[–]【皇家马德里】IdanTs 52 指標 8小時前
Yea I can't remember a miss like this in a CL knockout match ever in the history since I was born and bought a TV and watched CL knockout stages on my living room to be honest and fair, tbh
有一说一，自从我买了电视开始看欧冠以后淘汰赛阶段绝对没有出现过这样的空门不进。
[–]【切尔西】EmperorTMing 177 指標 9小時前*
The context makes this one worse, it should have been an equaliser in a Champions League quarter final.
如果这球进了，可是欧冠四分之一决赛的扳平比分球，太可惜了。
[–]Bayern MünchenRSAS 5135 指標 9小時前
“But how will Bayern defend against Raheem Sterling and Kevin de Bruyne?”
Well Rio, we’ll never know now.
“拜仁要怎么应对斯特林和德布劳内的连线？
费电男你多虑了，这个问题已经pass
[–]【热刺】PowerudeZero 1769 指標 10小時前
I like how people were saying they would expose Bayern high line. The only high defensive line that is being exposed is City.
总是有人说他们可以破拜仁前线施压式的防守策略。但是唯一被击穿其实是曼城的防线。
[–]one_six_eight 312 指標 9小時前
Pep used brand new unorthodox tactics today, and he got absolutely burned for it.
瓜迪奥拉今天用了一套非常规战术，结果玩砸了。
[–]Juicestation 169 指標 8小時前
like all throughout the league he normally stays true to his guns and smashes everyone. in the cl knockout he decides that he needs to prove his genius and change tactics with some really weird formation and player positionings and it blows up in his face in the quarterfinals every goddamn year. i love him but i hate him. the damn bald fraud.
通常来说在联赛里瓜迪奥拉还是比较门清的，熟悉手中的武器并且大杀四方。但是在欧冠淘汰赛里他总想证明自己的天才然后搞出一些稀奇古怪的阵容和蜜汁球员站位。每年的四分之一决赛都被疯狂打脸，成也是他败也是他，这该死的瓜秃，让我又爱又恨。
[–]tenacious20 59 指標 10小時前
Tbf kdb played very well. He made several killer passes. But sterling and Jesus can't finish their dinner
不吹不黑德布劳内这场踢得还不错了，有几个犀利的传球。但是无奈斯特林和赫苏斯就是不吃饼。
[–]oBSIE 5551 指標 10小時前
That’s the Raheem we know and love
我们爱的那个快乐男生斯特林又回来了
[–]【埃因霍温】ActionWaction 955 指標 10小時前
Could have scored the 2-2, instead it's 1-3 LMAO
进了就是2-2，结果反手来一个1-3，笑死。
[–]cortez0498 90 指標 10小時前
Guardiola was already about to celebrate lmao
瓜迪奥拉刚要庆祝。
[–]atropicalpenguin 62 指標 10小時前
He lost 10 years of his life in a blink.
扎眼的功夫，瓜秃又老了10岁。
[–]Su_Din 1508 指標 10小時前
That will come back to haunt him so hard. I could’ve squared it in with my weaker foot.
阴影会一直萦绕在他心头。我用逆足都能打球去的一球。
[–]【利物浦】The_Sultan_of_Rum 23 指標 10小時前
Never thought I would enjoy this tournament so much after getting knocked out
万万没想到，主队被淘汰以后欧冠还能给我带来这么多的欢乐。
往期传声筒
#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON：欧冠1/4决赛 曼城1-3里昂 后者晋级
[–]【里昂】PelicanDesAlpes 388 points 5 hours ago
number 7 in ligue 1, number 1 in my heart
法甲第七，我心中的第一。
[–]【丹麦】Mo_Too 362 points 5 hours ago
I don't think Pep blinked once in the last 10 minutes. That miss from Sterling is burned into his retina for all time.
瓜迪奥拉差不多有十分钟没有眨过哪怕一次眼睛，斯特林的空门不进灼烧着他的视网膜。
[–]Sal21G 3596 points 5 hours ago*
This will haunt sterling for the rest of his life...
Honestly pep seems to just always lose it.
In his seasons with Bayern, lost brutally to real, then faced peak MSN, then lost to Atletico when Bayern just dominated then.
With city, lost on away goals in a 6-6 match vs Monaco, battered by Liverpool the next season, lost on away goals vs spurs then Sterling misses a huge chance.
这球会是斯特林永远的梦魇。瓜迪奥拉好像总是无法更进一步。他在拜仁的那几个赛季先是惨败给皇马，在第二年碰上了巅峰MSN，又一年后则是在占尽优势的情况下输给马竞。执教曼城时，他们先是以6-6的总比分因为客场进球劣势败给摩纳哥，接着在第二年被利物浦重创，第三年又是因为客场进球输给热刺，然后便是今年的斯特林吐饼时间。
[–]【阿森纳】meezy295 460 points 5 hours ago
The amount of times Sterling has missed a wide open net like that is shocking
斯特林像今天这样踢丢空门的次数简直多得令人咋舌。
[–]【切尔西】masonbrit 696 points 5 hours ago
As a chelsea fan lol. As an England fan fuck
作为一个切尔西球迷我很开心。作为一个英格兰球迷我心态崩了。
[–]【切尔西】Aunros 35 points 5 hours ago
As a Chelsea fan lol. As a French fan lol
作为一个切尔西球迷我很开心。作为一个法国球迷我更开心了。
[–]【巴萨】rosehillTenant 3439 points 6 hours ago
The funny thing is that people kept talking about the Bayern vs City Semi final, and how much of a cracker it would be. Never underestimate the underdogs!
有趣的是人们一直在讨论拜仁和曼城会师半决赛会有多精彩。所以永远不要低估下狗！
[–]【埃弗顿】a_s_h_e_n 641 points 5 hours ago
Also never overestimate City in the champions league
还有，永远不要高估踢欧冠的曼城。
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 1377 points 6 hours ago
I hope Lyon can give Bayern a run for their money. The football fan in me wanted a City V Bayern tie, but this is fine too.
我希望里昂能真正给拜仁制造点麻烦。球迷当然会乐于见到曼城大战拜仁这样的比赛，但现在这个对阵也不错。
[–]【里昂】dalyon 731 points 5 hours ago
We'll lose 6-0 and I'll still be happy the same as i was in 2010
拜仁会以6-0战胜我们的，但我还是会和2010年对阵他们一样开心
[–]DHA1999 272 points 5 hours ago
Rudi Garcia playing 4D chess by just qualifying for CL's next season by winning the CL!
鲁迪-加西亚正在下一盘大棋：以今年欧冠冠军的身份进军下赛季欧冠！
[–]frankielamps8 37 points 5 hours ago
Been taking notes from Robbie Di Matteo I see
师从于迪马特奥
[–]【拜仁】PookaPookey 842 points 6 hours ago
Lyon v Leipzig is confirmed
里昂和莱比锡将会师决赛（确信）
[–]di359 472 points 5 hours ago
Bayern v Leipzig and Leipzig wins. r/soccer will explode
如果决赛双方是拜仁和莱比锡且后者夺冠，话题区会炸翻天。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】zeutlers 177 points 5 hours ago
If, in a hypothetical world, we advance to the final, I would fear much more playing Lyon than Bayern. Losing to Bayern is fine. Losing to Lyon would have lifetime repercussions. A shame impossible to wash off: there would NEVER be another PSG-Lyon final. It's terrifying.
假设在一个平行世界里我们杀进了决赛，相比于拜仁，我会更害怕对阵里昂。输给拜仁没什么，但输给里昂会恶心我们一辈子。这是一个无法洗刷的耻辱，因为我们再也无法在决赛碰面了。吓死宝宝了。
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 2557 points 6 hours ago
3 QFs and 1 ro16 exit for Guardiola in 4 years at City, with extremely favorable draws in most of them. Losing vs Spurs Monaco and Lyon, the only exception is Liverpool.
Massive underachievement with the squad he has, and amount of money he has spent
瓜帅在曼城的这四年总共三次止步于四分之一决赛，还有一次十六郎。而且他们大部分时候签运都很棒，抽到利物浦可能是个例外，但他们在另外三年还是输给了热刺、摩纳哥和里昂。考虑到曼城阵容的豪华程度还有他们花的钱，这样的成绩真的很糟糕。
[–]【利物浦】 Red_Brummy 337 points 6 hours ago
2015 / 2016 Manchester City 0 – 1 Madrid
2016 / 2017 Manchester City 6 – 6 Monaco
2017 / 2018 Liverpool 5 – 1 Manchester City
2018 / 2019 Spurs 4 – 4 Manchester City
2019 / 2020 Lyon 3 – 1 *Manchester City
*£818million worth of players bought in last 5 seasons.
2015 / 2016 曼城 0 – 1 皇马
2016 / 2017曼城 6 – 6 摩纳哥
2017 / 2018 利物浦 5 – 1 曼城
2018 / 2019 热刺 4 – 4 曼城
2019 / 2020 里昂3 – 1 曼城
*这五年内他们花了8.18亿欧元来购买球员。
[–]【尤文图斯】flashult 111 points 5 hours ago
*£818million worth of players bought in last 5 seasons.
Wtf
*这五年内他们花了8.18亿欧元来购买球员。
卧了个大槽
[–]【利物浦】PEEWUN 96 points 4 hours ago*
Half of which was spent on DEFENDERS.
其中的一半都花在后防线上。
[–]Tyzz1900 630 points 6 hours ago
"Pep considered for the job to replace Setien. He has the experience and the CL QF crashing out style of football that the club believes in"
“瓜帅正考虑接下塞蒂恩的位置。他每逢欧冠八进四必拉胯的丰富经验与本俱乐部相当契合”
[–]【曼联】DonkeySkin334 160 points 5 hours ago
This is football heritage
光 荣 传 统
[–]lordwelbz2 2711 points 6 hours ago
Pep is never winning the UCL with City
瓜帅永远无法带着曼城拿到欧冠
[–]【切尔西】EvenGandhiHatesLVG 1570 points 6 hours ago
City is never winning the UCL with pep*
曼城永远无法在瓜帅手下拿到欧冠
[–]【波尔图】uptowndrunk7 324 points 6 hours ago
I can't erase that Aguero sentence from my mind. "I will only leave when we win the CL"
我永远忘不掉阿圭罗的那句话：“拿不到欧冠我就不会走”
[–]【利物浦】shehryarashraf 280 points 6 hours ago
*An eternity Later.
Aguero is in his 70s living in his manchester home, stuck forever, hoping for the CL that never arrives.
很久很久以后，年逾古稀的阿圭罗仍然被困于他在曼彻斯特的家中，盼望着那座永远不会到来的欧冠奖杯。
[–]【利物浦】Mighty_Bacon_ 1740 points 6 hours ago
City playing the smart game by getting knocked out today so they wouldn't get their asses handed to by bayern... 10000 IQ play
曼城可聪明了。只要他们在本轮出局，就不会在下一轮碰上拜仁…高，实在是高。
[–]【皇马】DaREY297 144 points 6 hours ago
Calculated
一切都在计算之中。
[–]【沙尔克04】ReverendKova 930 points 6 hours ago
Two German-French semis, winner gets the title and Elsass-Lothringen
半决赛是两组法德大战，胜者将会获得冠军锦标和阿尔萨斯-洛林地区
[–]Trydson 793 points 6 hours ago
FARMERS LEAGUE NO MORE
翻身农奴把歌唱。
[–]【热刺】NaclyPerson 291 points 6 hours ago
Agriculture is the best culture.
农业就是坠吊的。
[–]【利物浦】theenigmacode 279 points 6 hours ago
FFP SENDS ITS REGARDS
财政公平政策致以最诚挚的问候。
[–]4PartHarmany 156 points 6 hours ago
The UEFA Champions League is a simple tournament: 32 teams chase a ball for 9 months and at the end, Man City always loses
欧冠就是一个32支球队花了九个月追着一颗球跑，最后曼城永远拿不了冠军的联赛。
[–]【贝西克塔斯】TecNine7 1912 points 6 hours ago
Bad news City fans: Lawyers can‘t win the Champions League for you
给曼城球迷带来一个坏消息：在赢得欧冠这件事上律师帮不了你们了。
[–]【利物浦】artie_fresh 628 points 6 hours ago
City fans will claim they didn't give a fuck about the UCL anyway.
没事儿，他们会说自己压根不在意欧冠。
[–]ramesesknibs 376 points 6 hours ago
"sECoNd PlAcE iN tHe LeAgUe Is BeTtEr ThAn UcL"
联赛第二它不比欧冠香吗？
[–]【利物浦】dcredseal21 155 points 6 hours ago
How dare you disrespect the Carabao Cup like this
给我对联赛杯放尊重点
[–]【南安普顿】TheRalphExpress 760 points 6 hours ago
Don’t want to diminish how good Lyon were because they were incredible but Pep’s 100% overthought his lineup again. It’s his Achilles heel, just can’t seem to put the strongest 11 in their most well drilled formation in the knockout game, always has to shake it up a bit.
没有要贬低里昂的意思，他们踢得很棒。但是瓜迪奥拉再次在排兵布阵上走火入魔了。这就是他致命的弱点，永远无法在一场生死战里使用他最强的11个人和最得心应手的阵型，而非得搞点骚操作。
[–]IAmSkylarWhiteYo 101 points 6 hours ago
It's crazy how he has been overthinking these big UCL games since 2011, almost a decade.
Doesn't look like he is winning a UCL title ever again.
这太疯狂了，他从2011年就开始这么做，到现在都已经快十年了。我觉得他大概再也拿不到欧冠了吧。
[–]【法兰克福】skrillcosby_ 553 points 6 hours ago
Clearly Pep and City got this game completely wrong. Seems to happen far too often for them with teams they should be beating in the CL, just changing too many things.
Either way, Bayern is surely going to do a much better job with containing Lyon. And if not then Lyon absolutely deserve to win the CL and get their cup final revenge against PSG.
显然瓜迪奥拉和曼城完全搞砸了这场比赛。他们已经太多次在本应赢得的欧冠比赛里犯错，这真的改变了很多。无论如何，拜仁肯定会比曼城更好地限制里昂。如果他们做不到的话，里昂完全有资格去争取欧冠奖杯，在决赛里复仇大巴黎。
[–]AwayFromParadise 304 points 6 hours ago
PSG hasn't faced Leipzig.
巴黎和莱比锡的半决赛都还没开踢呢。
[–]Bayern MünchenOpLove 257 points 6 hours ago
People doing the same thing they did with Lyon. Giving the big team the win before the game even has started.
人们总是如此。就像他们之前轻视里昂一样，在比赛开始前就提前把胜利颁给更强的那一方。
[–]【巴西】kazcmot 539 points 6 hours ago*
If Atalanta survived 5 more minutes we would have Atalanta, Leipzig and Lyon in Champions League semifinals. Crazy, crazy season.
如果亚特兰大能挺过那五分钟，我们将会在欧冠四强里同时看到亚特兰大、莱比锡和里昂。这个赛季真是太疯狂了。
REPLAY：86' 斯特林错失空门良机
[–]【巴萨】mjitylandv2 4418 指標 7小時前
This is quite literally one of the worst misses I've ever seen
绝对是我看过的最屌的空门不进
[–]【利物浦】liverton00 1847 指標 6小時前
The solidarity between Liverpool, Barca, Man city, and Real have never been stronger lol
利物浦、巴萨、皇马含泪点赞，曼城心手相连加入成为淘汰四巨头。
[–]【巴萨】Juicestation 531 指標 5小時前
we gonna hold hands and celebrate anytime soon? wear gloves and masks though friends
现在就能携手共庆了吗？记得戴手套戴口罩噢我的旁友
[–]【利物浦】liverton00 381 指標 5小時前
Yup we can share all of our UCL trophies but City can't join then lol
对，我们可以聊聊我们赢过的欧冠，但是曼城接不上话题啊。
[–]【巴萨】Juicestation 202 指標 5小時前
between the four of us we have 23. maybe 24? also between the three of us we have 23 maybe 24. city is out here contributing heavily
我们四队一共拿过23还是24个欧冠来着？然后其中三队合计也是23-24个欧冠，曼城做出了举足轻重的贡献（手动狗头）
(译者注：皇马13 利物浦6 巴塞罗那5 加起来是24个欧冠冠军)
[–]【利物浦】liverton00 145 指標 5小時前
Oh well this season we are all in the UCL losers gang
算了，这赛季大家都是欧冠卢瑟，没差别。
[–]【巴萨】Juicestation 189 指標 5小時前
i mean you're losers. we're one step beyond that. we got humiliated. 4 years in a row. it's actually disgraceful.
兄弟你们只是输了比赛，我们可惨多了。连续四年了，疯狂被打脸，我萨已经不能看了。
[–]【托特纳姆】DancingDemoncrabs 1854 指標 8小時前2
Sterling wins Barn D'or
RP守恒 踢飞这球 斯特林马上中了大乐透
[–]tulleytaargus 9751 指標 8小時前
That has to be one of the worst misses of all time lol
真的是史上最纱布的miss
[–]【热刺】Seastep 786 指標 8小時前
On every YouTube compilation from now until the end of time
从现在起每个油管的吐饼集锦你都能看到这球。
[–]iAxnC 335 指標 6小時前
Top 10 Misses That Shocked The World | 4K UHD 2020
10大震惊世界的错失空门！4K超高清 2020巨献
[–]【利物浦】npjobs 5001 指標 8小時前
Given the context and what happened next, it surely is. Goddamn Raheem.
鉴于这球和这球之后发生的场上局面，斯特林苦役西特了。
[–]LDG92 1892 指標 8小時前
It wasn't even bouncing...
赫苏斯尽力了，这球传过来都不带弹跳的。
[–]mrperiwinkleblue 1476 指標 8小時前
it was served on a plate for him. You don’t need to be world class to finish that.
这球基本已经到了饭来张口的地步。一个普通的射手就能搞定。
[–]abdu_am 2059 指標 8小時前
you barely need to be a footballer tbh
说真的，一个普通的球员就行。
[–]Jester252 897 指標 8小時前
Or a human. A well placed rock would have scored that.
一个普通人就行。或者放块石头找好角度也能碰进去。
[–]SneakyGator 100 指標 8小時前
Nah you have to be world class to finish that in front thousands of fans in the stadium screaming, oh wait...
不，在有成千上万的粉丝尖叫的体育场里面进这样的球还是需要世界级的射术的。不，等等……
（译者：现在比赛都是空场进行）
[–]ErwinC0215 406 指標 8小時前
My nan could've tapped that in
我奶奶都能把球碰进去。
（译者：这条评论终于来了）
[–]【皇家马德里】HakunaMatata69 867 指標 9小時前
It really is, how the fuck has he skied it from 1 metre out lmfao
讲真，他到底是怎么做到的，门前1米然后把球射向了里斯本的天空。
[–]AmazedCoder 561 指標 9小時前
You need to invent a new type of geometry to miss that one
你得找到一个很刁钻的角度才能踢飞这个球
[–]PSV Eindhovenvlepun 138 指標 8小時前
Done. It’s called Sterleanism.
实锤了，快乐足球代言人。
[–]【多特蒙德】addandsubtract 161 指標 9小時前
Mario Gomez has entered the chat
马里奥-戈麦斯加入群聊
[–]Bayern Münchenaure__entuluva 79 指標 9小時前
Pretty sure I can remember Robben skying one from about that position... but fortunately it wasn't at such a crucial moment.
我打赌罗本也在差不多的位置飞机过一球，但并不是在如此残酷的局面。
[–]ViciousNakedMoleRat 100 指標 9小時前
For sure.
When I saw it, I couldn't speak for a few seconds and then said to my SO "Lyon is so going to score now." and five seconds later the ball was in.
真的太惨了。
斯特林踢飞的时候我无语凝噎，呆了一阵以后我心想“里昂可能要进球了”
不出5秒，登贝莱打进了一球。
[–]【里斯本竞技】xupak 264 指標 9小時前
Bryan Ruiz PSTD, same stadium.. :(
我那Bryan Ruiz的创伤应激障碍症又复发了，同一个球场。
[–]【波尔图】santorfo 77 指標 8小時前
Basically the same spot. Whoever made the juju left it there
基本就是同一个地方，玄学无疑。
[–]【本菲卡】1904cachinho 115 指標 9小時前
Even the same goal post OMG!!?
甚至是同一侧的球门！！？
[–]cimbalino 33 指標 8小時前
Cost us the league as well...
也踢飞了我们一个联赛冠军
（译者注：以上谈到的Bryan Ruiz。2016年3月5日代表里斯本竞技迎战本菲卡，空门踢球一球。最终里斯本竞技0-1告负，联赛排名跌落到了第二位，2分之差丢掉了联赛冠军。）
[–]Jewssee 3862 指標 9小時前
Worst miss I've seen all year
年度第一空门不进
[–]TriWisdom 1832 指標 9小時前
Worst miss I’ve seen in a long long time. Probably ever.
长久以来的第一，可能是史上第一
[–]【皇家马德里】Deluxe07 896 指標 9小時前
The worst miss in history of misses, maybe ever
前无古人，也有可能是后无来者的打飞机
[–]TastyTacoTonight 494 指標 9小時前
Nothing compares to the Choupo-Moting masterclass
其实还没到舒波莫廷的吐饼大师级别
[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 432 指標 9小時前
Yeah but given what's at stake here this is fucking unbelievable
对，但是考虑到这是比赛的成败关头，还是太难以置信了。
[–]【皇家马德里】IdanTs 52 指標 8小時前
Yea I can't remember a miss like this in a CL knockout match ever in the history since I was born and bought a TV and watched CL knockout stages on my living room to be honest and fair, tbh
有一说一，自从我买了电视开始看欧冠以后淘汰赛阶段绝对没有出现过这样的空门不进。
[–]【切尔西】EmperorTMing 177 指標 9小時前*
The context makes this one worse, it should have been an equaliser in a Champions League quarter final.
如果这球进了，可是欧冠四分之一决赛的扳平比分球，太可惜了。
[–]Bayern MünchenRSAS 5135 指標 9小時前
“But how will Bayern defend against Raheem Sterling and Kevin de Bruyne?”
Well Rio, we’ll never know now.
“拜仁要怎么应对斯特林和德布劳内的连线？
费电男你多虑了，这个问题已经pass
[–]【热刺】PowerudeZero 1769 指標 10小時前
I like how people were saying they would expose Bayern high line. The only high defensive line that is being exposed is City.
总是有人说他们可以破拜仁前线施压式的防守策略。但是唯一被击穿其实是曼城的防线。
[–]one_six_eight 312 指標 9小時前
Pep used brand new unorthodox tactics today, and he got absolutely burned for it.
瓜迪奥拉今天用了一套非常规战术，结果玩砸了。
[–]Juicestation 169 指標 8小時前
like all throughout the league he normally stays true to his guns and smashes everyone. in the cl knockout he decides that he needs to prove his genius and change tactics with some really weird formation and player positionings and it blows up in his face in the quarterfinals every goddamn year. i love him but i hate him. the damn bald fraud.
通常来说在联赛里瓜迪奥拉还是比较门清的，熟悉手中的武器并且大杀四方。但是在欧冠淘汰赛里他总想证明自己的天才然后搞出一些稀奇古怪的阵容和蜜汁球员站位。每年的四分之一决赛都被疯狂打脸，成也是他败也是他，这该死的瓜秃，让我又爱又恨。
[–]tenacious20 59 指標 10小時前
Tbf kdb played very well. He made several killer passes. But sterling and Jesus can't finish their dinner
不吹不黑德布劳内这场踢得还不错了，有几个犀利的传球。但是无奈斯特林和赫苏斯就是不吃饼。
[–]oBSIE 5551 指標 10小時前
That’s the Raheem we know and love
我们爱的那个快乐男生斯特林又回来了
[–]【埃因霍温】ActionWaction 955 指標 10小時前
Could have scored the 2-2, instead it's 1-3 LMAO
进了就是2-2，结果反手来一个1-3，笑死。
[–]cortez0498 90 指標 10小時前
Guardiola was already about to celebrate lmao
瓜迪奥拉刚要庆祝。
[–]atropicalpenguin 62 指標 10小時前
He lost 10 years of his life in a blink.
扎眼的功夫，瓜秃又老了10岁。
[–]Su_Din 1508 指標 10小時前
That will come back to haunt him so hard. I could’ve squared it in with my weaker foot.
阴影会一直萦绕在他心头。我用逆足都能打球去的一球。
[–]【利物浦】The_Sultan_of_Rum 23 指標 10小時前
Never thought I would enjoy this tournament so much after getting knocked out
万万没想到，主队被淘汰以后欧冠还能给我带来这么多的欢乐。
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