[英超传声筒]MD30 大山姆为图赫尔英超洗礼，利物浦教阿森纳认清现实

[–]【曼城】Jetstream777 2484 points 13 hours ago 

Amazing that 8/25 goals West Brom have scored this season have been against Chelsea.

西布罗姆维奇本赛季斩获的25个球里，有8个是对切尔西打进的，老神奇了。

[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 1246 points 13 hours ago 

5/5 PL goals for Robinson have been against Chelsea

罗宾逊账下的5个英超进球全都灌给了切尔西

[–]fan-tung 326 points 13 hours ago 

Elite big game player

专打精锐罗宾逊

[–]【沃尔夫斯堡】NevahHK 160 points 12 hours ago 

Anti-racism player

反种族主义球员

[–]【曼城】Skilledlab0ur 254 points 13 hours ago 

huge sam

大山姆进化——巨山姆

[–]OrangeForeign 139 points 13 hours ago 

Massive Sam

硕山姆

[–]thecoolShitposter 84 points 13 hours ago 

Humongous Sam

超山姆

[–]OrangeForeign 62 points 13 hours ago 

Collosal Sam (or colloSam)

极山姆

[–]Kepsilon19 126 points 13 hours ago 

32% of their goals this season AHAHAHAHAHAA

进切尔西的球已经占到他们本赛季进球数的32%了，啊哈哈哈哈哈

[–]【考文垂】AlexWPJ 618 points 13 hours ago 

Have to applaud Allardyce’s decision to bring on Robinson for Ivanovic instead of a defender. Changed the game.

伊万诺维奇受伤后，阿勒代斯没有换上一名后卫而是派上了罗宾逊，值得点赞。这是比赛的转折点。

[–]UncreativeCreator007 28 points 5 hours ago 

Whenever people talk shit about big Sam I'll refer them to this thread

下次再有人黑大山姆，我就转这个帖子给他看

[–]【切尔西】theater_of_memes 1196 points 13 hours ago 

First home loss to West Brom in 40+ years, think that's enough football for me today

40多年来第一次主场负于西布罗姆维奇，让我有了从此戒掉足球的心

[–]【FS梅塔】ChaelSonen 458 points 13 hours ago 

Chelsea hadn't lost and had only conceded two since Tuchel took over

本场之前，图赫尔带切尔西仅丢两球、未尝一败

[–]【曼联】MiLSturbie 27 points 10 hours ago 

We've been breaking these kind of records for years now.

这年头，不破点尘封多年的纪录都不好意思跟人打招呼。

[–]【热刺】phigo50 1348 points 13 hours ago 

Tuchel's had his Big Sam initiation.

图赫尔接受了大山姆的洗礼。

[–]【曼联】pearlz176 523 points 13 hours ago* 

Holy shit, someone make that Blacked meme with Tuchel sitting on the couch and 5 Big Sams looking down at him

卧槽，谁来搞一张“你懂的”梗图，就是图赫尔坐沙发，后面5个大山姆俯视着他那样的

[–]【曼联】glorious_albus 1092 points 12 hours ago2 

I did my best

我尽力了

[–]【多特蒙德】thereisonlyonezlatan 178 points 12 hours ago 

Beautiful

世界名画

[–]Bob_the_sloth 18 points 12 hours ago 

Great job !

好活儿！

[–]【比利亚雷亚尔】elan108 924 points 13 hours ago* 

20% of WBA's goals this season were scored today .

西布朗今晚一场就挣了本赛季20%的进球。

[–]【南安普顿】freddiec0 427 points 13 hours ago* 

32% of their goals this season are against Chelsea

他们这赛季32%的球都是在切尔西身上赚的

[–]【旁遮普密涅瓦】swearin_al 707 points 13 hours ago 

WBA stands for West Barcelona

你们常说的WBA应该就是指西巴塞罗那吧

[–]gantek 224 points 13 hours ago 

WBA is the North Macedonia of EPL

西布朗就是英超版的北马其顿

[–]Smudge49 259 points 13 hours ago 

Imagine if Chelsea played the whole Bromwich...

光是西布罗姆维奇都这么厉害，得亏切尔西没碰上全布罗姆维奇……

[–]【莱斯特城】qwertygasm 2302 points 13 hours ago 

If you're reading this you have been blessed by Big Sam. Your gravy will taste extra good for the next week.

转发这条大山姆锦鲤。接下来的一周你将好运连连，美事不断。

[–]StathamIsYourSavior 656 points 13 hours ago 

Bless me Large Samuel

保佑我呀山姆大大

[–]【切尔西】Mysticpeaks101 70 points 13 hours ago 

Can West Brom please teach our players how to finish? That was some sublime technique out there for all of their goals. Okay, the fourth looked a bit weird but apart from that, fantastic stuff.

Not gonna lie, bit traumatized by that. I thought we'd put our random capitulations to relegation teams behind us. When's the next 4-0 to Bournemouth or some similar side coming up?

西布朗能教教我车的球员怎么射门吗？人家的进球个个都是技术超群。行吧，第四个观感差一点，但其它几个球都进得相当漂亮。

说实话，真看伤了。本来以为我们对降级区球队已经不会再随机翻船的。怕不是下一场被伯恩茅斯爆锤4-0之类的惨案已经在路上了吧？

[–]Fit_Improvement_4899 559 points 13 hours ago 

Big Sam out-tacticing Chelsea once again, rise sir Allardici

大山姆又一次战术击倒了切尔西，阿勒代斯爵士威武

[–]【曼联】Educational-Sandwich 349 points 13 hours ago 

That shit eating smile tho

看看人家这儒雅随和的笑颜

[–]【阿森纳】ChibzyDaze 200 points 13 hours ago 

Like he could eat Tuchel in one gulp

看上去他能一口一个图赫尔

[–]The_Geodude_ 180 points 13 hours ago 

why doesnt sam, the largest coach, not simply eat the other nineteen

瞧你说的，地表最大教练山姆叔，嚼英超其余19个家伙还不跟玩似的

[–]【曼城】Chiswell123 264 points 13 hours ago 

Zouma has zero awareness.

祖马压根没有防守意识。

[–]【切尔西】MistaChelseaa 102 points 13 hours ago 

Only goal we conceded before this was against Southampton when checks notes Zouma started again. And oh yeah, it was another Zouma error that caused it

本场比赛之前，我们只对南安普顿丢过一球，那场比赛，敲黑板，祖马重返首发。而且没错，那个丢球也是祖马的失误造成的。

[–]【切尔西】gopaloo 107 points 13 hours ago 

zouma's great in a back 4, complete ass in a back 3. christensen is great in a back 3, complete shit in a back 4. what a fucking headache

四后卫体系的话祖马发挥还挺好，打三后卫他就彻底拉胯了。而克里斯滕森则是三后卫超神，四后卫超鬼。这特么可咋整

[–]【切尔西】kd_uoft 55 points 13 hours ago 

Guess we'll play a back 3.5 to accommodate both of them

要同时适配这二位爷，那咱们只能踢三后卫半了。

[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 172 points 13 hours ago 

Mendy looks so average

门迪看起来也很一般

[–]【曼联】iamalittlepige 217 points 13 hours ago 

He is average, he just doesn't fuck up as often as Kepa so he looks good in comparison.

他水平本来就很一般，无非就是不像凯帕那样经常犯错，所以相对较好罢了。

[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 80 points 13 hours ago 

True true. But holy shit his reaction times with some of these goals tonight looked bottom tier. Just not a good shot stopper

在理。不过本场比赛有几个进球他的反应时间看上去真的不入流。哪有一点优秀门将的样子

[–]【阿贾克斯】Follow_The_Lore 143 points 13 hours ago 

AC Milan better offer Donnaruma a big fucking contract, because Chelsea will 100% go after him.

Mendy is just not good enough to be at the level Chelsea want to be at.

AC米兰最后赶紧给唐纳鲁马续特喵的一份大合同，因为切尔西绝壁要来挖他了。

门迪离切尔西期望的优秀程度还差着距离呢。

[–]【曼城】Infamy444 126 points 13 hours ago 

Man if they have Kepa, Donarumma and Mendy lol. What a value in GK

乖乖，他车集齐凯帕、唐纳鲁马和门迪可还行。阿门阿前三个高身价，阿金阿光把对手闪瞎

[–]【切尔西】CaptainSkull22 42 points 13 hours ago 

Don't you just love football?

如此足球，怎能不爱？

[–]【阿森纳】CackleberryOmelettes 47 points 13 hours ago* 

I'm gonna wait till until after the Liverpool game to answer that.

Edit: fucking shit game I'm switching to the cricket

等我厂对利物浦的比赛完了我再来回答你这个问题。

编辑：垃圾比赛，我看板球去了

[–]【阿森纳】Sp0okyScarySkeleton- 9 points 13 hours ago 

Already opening my ass for the Liverpool drill

待到清明日，俯身献菊花

[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 323 points 6 hours ago 

Didn't know Lalo Salamanca played as a goalkeeper

都不知道拉罗-萨拉曼卡居然还有守门员身份

（译注：拉罗-萨拉曼卡为美剧《风骚律师》中的反派角色，其小胡子造型与利物浦门将阿利松的新造型很像）

[–]Spyro_Machida 93 points 6 hours ago 

Liverpool have his uncle(?) Hector lined up for CB this summer too.

利物浦还打算在夏窗签下他的叔叔（好像是）赫克托来踢中卫

[–]Stirving 32 points 6 hours ago 

Thank you! It was doing my head in thinking who he reminded me of.

谢谢层主！我看比赛时就一直在想阿利松到底像谁来着。

[–]【利物浦】Engheng92 146 points 9 hours ago 

Jota is a cheat code

若塔根本就是作弊码

[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 410 points 6 hours ago 

Awful performance made worse by the Tierney injury. Couldn't get out of our half for most of the game. Sloppy on the ball, poor off it. We looked weaker, slower and just downright awful.

The worrying thing is that I don't even think it's a one off - we looked exactly the same at the start vs West Ham and looked like this for most of the first half of the season.

We literally couldn't even get out of our own half - I have no idea what the plan was. 35% possession at home and 2 shots (one from an attack that was offside and would've been ruled out even if it had gone in) is appalling. Liverpool lacking confidence in front of goal in the first half kept the scoreline down - it could've been far more embarrassing.

Credit to Liverpool, they were by far the better side and thoroughly deserved the win.

灾难级的表现，蒂尔尼伤退更是雪上加霜。比赛大部分时间我们都被摁在自己半场挨揍。持球时心不在焉，球权丢了更是没眼看。我厂变得越来越孱弱、越来越缓慢，完全不忍直视。

让人担心的是，这场的表现并不是个案——对西汉姆联那场的开局，以及赛季以来大部分比赛的上半场都是这副怂样。

连自家半场都出不去啊——完全看不懂我厂有什么比赛计划。坐镇主场，却只录得35%的控球率以及2脚射门（其中一脚在进攻时还越位了，就算打进也会被吹掉），这简直骇人听闻。上半场也就是利物浦在门前信心欠奉，才勉强交了个白卷——本来场面会更加尴尬的。

利物浦踢得真心好，确实是表现更棒的一方，完全配得上胜利。

[–]dearpisa 120 points 6 hours ago 

Arsenal needs Xhaka to get the ball up

阿森纳需要扎卡来出球

[–]supsip 69 points 6 hours ago 

Xhaka, ESR and Saka pretty much if they want to play any good

阿森纳要想踢得好，扎卡、史密斯-罗和萨卡必不可少

[–]Table53 53 points 6 hours ago 

Auba and Pepe is an awful wing combination, you just end up not being able to pass out on either side

美羊羊和佩佩根本就是两翼齐废，这么排兵布阵最后就是两边都传不出球来

[–]【布里斯托城】Verve_94 552 points 6 hours ago 

Allison’s smile at the end was heartwarming after what he’s been through recently.

比赛尾声时阿利松的笑容真是暖人心房，毕竟他最近经历了人生的艰难时刻。（阿父不幸溺水身亡）

[–]【利物浦】slaughtered_gates 309 points 6 hours ago 

His 70s look is so good. Stunning man

他的70年代造型真够味。多么惊艳的男子

[–]【曼联】existentialmentalist 64 points 6 hours ago 

He looks like Fuse from Apex Legends without the eye patch

他看起好像《Apex英雄》（一款战术竞技游戏）里的轰哥，不戴眼罩版

[–]【利物浦】vadapaav 17 points 5 hours ago 

Fuck can't unsee that now

擦，被你一说，再也回不去了

[–]【利物浦】Ashish_Trip 69 points 5 hours ago 

He could have an assist, only for Mo to miss it. But yeah, it was a heartwarming win for so many reasons. Ali - turbulent time with all that sorrow. Same with klopp. TAA getting publically criticised by a fake boss. Ozan getting his future questioned due to konate rumors. Thiago being ridiculed......... And many more.......

This was just what the doctor ordered. 'So let's chill, till the next episode'.

阿利松本可以刷到一记助攻的，可惜萨拉赫没打进。不过你说的没错，这场胜利从很多角度来说都很暖心。阿利松——最近令他悲痛的动荡时刻。同样悲伤的还有克洛普（克帅母亲在德国去世，因防疫限制克帅无法回国参加葬礼）。阿诺德被伪上司公开批评（指索斯盖特以阿诺德状态欠佳为由拒绝召其入国家队）。卡巴克由于科纳特（莱比锡中卫）的转会流言而被曝前途堪忧。蒂亚戈也遭到嘲讽……还有很多……

这就是通常医生会给出的医嘱。“在病症再次发作之前，好好放松一下吧”

[–]【圣诞老人FC】anip94 688 points 6 hours ago 

Fabinho. my word what a player. stabilizes the midfield, provide more protection for the two young CB leaving them with little to do today.

法比尼奥。多棒的球员啊。他让中场保持稳固，在两名年轻中卫身前筑起屏障，让他们今天几乎无事一身轻。

[–]【阿森纳】UsedGanache9 185 points 6 hours ago 

People say this was a bad Liverpool side, but with Fabinho back in mid and Jota on, they looked dominant all game.

We were shit, but Liverpool were brilliant.

人们说利物浦如今状况不佳，但有法比尼奥镇守中场，有若塔突前，他们完全统治了比赛。

我们是24K纯翔不假，但利物浦实在太出色了。

[–]【利物浦】SRFC96 295 points 6 hours ago 

MOTM for me, having him in midfield really is the difference maker, mops up everything and boy can he play as well.

法比尼奥是我心目中的本场最佳球员，将他安置在中场是比赛的胜负手，脏活累活一把抓，捎带手还能组织进攻。

[–]【利物浦】Pretend-Victory-1845 247 points 6 hours ago 

Also has the ability to absolutely clatter players and have the refs just not call a foul for whatever reason

而且还自带冲撞对方球员却不会被裁判吹犯规的被动技能

[–]【利物浦】SRFC96 179 points 6 hours ago 

Fernandinho has the same syndrome, maybe it’s a Brazilian thing.

费尔南迪尼奥也有类似的状况，这大概是巴西人专属技能吧

[–]【利物浦】dave1992 173 points 6 hours ago 

Brazillian, defensive midfielder, bald fraud.

Three requirement.

巴西人、防守中场、秃头骗子。

三种条件缺一不可。

[–]【利物浦】Alexanderspants 69 points 6 hours ago 

"Com'n ref, I'm already bald. have pity!!"

“表酱紫嘛裁判先生，你看我都秃了耶。有点同情心会怎样啦！！”

[–]【利物浦】dave1992 30 points 6 hours ago 

Or maybe the bald head reflected enough light to ensure referee can't see the tackle properly

又或者秃头本身可以反射足够的光线，让裁判没法看清他们的截球动作

[–]【利物浦】thePandev 52 points 6 hours ago 

He removes our one critical weakness, the one that's cost us the last however many games: vulnerability to counter-attacks. We can commit so much more to attacks without conceding stupid goals.

法比尼奥堵上了我军阵容致命的一个漏洞，正是这个漏洞让我军最近几场比赛都付出了代价：防守反击不耐受。有他在中场，我们可以冒着更多的风险压上进攻，而不会遭遇愚蠢的丢球。

[–]【利物浦】Hawkatron 101 points 6 hours ago 

Easily one of the best DMs in the world, and Liverpool look so much better with him in midfield (not that he wasn't great as a CB as well, he just does so much more in the middle of the park).

他绝壁是世界最佳防守中场之一，有他在中场，利物浦的面貌大有改观（倒不是说他在中卫位置踢得就不好，只是他在中场能有更大贡献）。

[–]【利物浦】Koppite93 356 points 6 hours ago 

We won and bossed the game .. don't even remember the last time that happened.. feels good man

我们统治了比赛并带走了三分…都不太记得上次有这样的表现是啥时候的事了…倍儿爽

[–]【利物浦】Antisym 190 points 6 hours ago 

Palace, probably.

大概是打水晶宫那场吧

[–]【水晶宫】MEagleLift 173 points 6 hours ago 

Look don't bring that up please

我说，不要哪壶不开提哪壶成吗？

[–]【利物浦】AnfieldBoy 95 points 6 hours ago 

Judging by what followed you think we like to bring it up?

就凭那场比赛之后我军的遭遇，你觉得我们乐意提吗？

（译注：利物浦去年12月19日7-0横扫水晶宫后，随即被伯恩利终结主场不败纪录，并陷入长期低迷状态）

[–]【水晶宫】MEagleLift 96 points 6 hours ago 

Not our fault you used up all your goals in one game. Thats why we are so sparing with ours.

这可怪不到我们身上，谁叫你们一场就把后面N场的球都进完了。看看我们多会过日子。

[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 859 points 6 hours ago 

Cheers Gareth, you’ve gone and pissed TAA and Liverpool off.

干得漂亮啊索斯盖特，现在阿诺德和利物浦都被你彻底惹毛了。

[–]【利物浦】sidvicc 302 points 6 hours ago 

Just came here to say thanks Gareth, you really know how to motivate our players.

MotM performance from Trent there. Sadio should have given him another assist too.

我在这里由衷地感谢一下南门同志，您真是激励我们球员的行家。

阿诺德今天打出了全场最佳的表现。马内运气好点的话，阿诺德还能再刷一个助攻。

[–]【利物浦】blame_thelag 110 points 6 hours ago 

Jota really came and turned the game on its head and Fab and Thiago were excellent as well, but yeah MOTM should be Trent.

若塔头球打破僵局，法比尼奥与蒂亚戈的表现同样优异，但全场最佳给阿诺德确实没毛病。

[–]【利物浦】Koppite93 98 points 6 hours ago 

Please let this be true 🙏🙏

惹毛最好，一定要实现啊 🙏🙏

[–]【费内巴切】Django_7 204 points 6 hours ago 

Can we talk about Aubameyang's hair for a second, the man has become a charisma black hole.

来聊聊奥巴梅扬的新发型吧，这家伙已经变成时尚黑洞了

[–]【英格兰】That_One_Guy73 79 points 6 hours ago 

Might as well have just put Travis Scott on the pitch today

今天还真就不如派特拉维斯-斯科特上场

（译注：特拉维斯-斯科特为美国说唱歌手，其发型与奥巴梅扬的新发型异曲同工）

[–]【利物浦】TheGreatWhoreOfChina 49 points 6 hours ago 

Played like he was the highest in the room

他踢得就跟《全场最嗨》似的

（译注：Highest In The Room为斯科特2019年单曲）

[–]【利物浦】Alphabunsquad 65 points 6 hours ago 

I honestly didn’t realize it was him until the commentators said they were subbing off the captain and it cut to him. I just thought it he was one of those random players that just seem appear on the arsenal squad from time to time that I’ve never heard of. Didn’t help he was playing defense the entire match.

如果不是解说员提到阿森纳准备换下队长然后镜头切到他的话，我甚至都没认出那是奥巴梅扬。我还以为他是阿森纳阵容里来来往往的那种我从没听说过的路人球员呢。对他整场比赛的防守表现来说，这新发型一点屁用都没有。

[–]【切尔西】Zaxtas 304 points 6 hours ago 

So to be clear - Arsenal are on for a total of just over 40 points, and are currently level with a newly promoted side after 30 games. 12 wins total. Mikel Arteta is beyond lucky to still be in a job at this point, nevermind how lucky he'd be to survive the rest of the season

What the fuck are people on about when they talk about progress and defensive solidity? They play bad and boring football almost every week, yet despite that impotence they don't seem to be good defensively? Going forwards, they seem to be totally reliant on a group of kids (one on loan) who I think are only creating chances because they haven't had the spark coached out of them yet by Arteta

Any other top club and he'd be gone months ago. Club needs a backbone injection or they're never gonna recover. 35% possession and three shots total in 90+ mins in a home game, having shipped 3 goals. Wenger must be crying watching this

Also, Tierney has missed 65 games in the last 2.5 seasons and has come off injured again today. Must be starting to become a real worry now?

And yes, I pre-wrote this, and we did lose 5-2 today

我们来捋一下：阿森纳目前的积分堪过40，在30轮过后在积分榜上与一支升班马（利兹联）持平。共计12场胜局。阿尔特塔这都还能帅位无虞，已经不能用运气好来形容了，更别说他的保命光环还能一直持续到赛季末。

当人们每每提及该队的进步与防守强度的时候，他们到底在谈些什么？阿森纳几乎每周都踢着糟糕而无聊的足球，而且他们的防守又好得到哪儿去？展望未来，他们似乎就完全依靠一帮孩子在踢球（其中一个还是租借来的），在我看来他们完全没有得到阿尔特塔的点拨，只是纯粹自己在场上制造机会而已。

换作别的强队，阿尔特塔早都下课几个月了。一支球队需要“脊椎植入”才行，否则永远都无法恢复生机。主场作战，90分钟只有35%的控球率和3脚射门，并轻易丢掉3球。温格看到这一幕会流泪的

另外，蒂尔尼过去两个半赛季里缺席了65场比赛，今天又因伤退场。这个位置开始出现真正的麻烦了吧？

对，我是事先就写好这一段的，我车今天也确实输了个2-5

[–]【利物浦】presencianegativa 115 points 6 hours ago 

somehow the players keep praising arteta in the press

然而他厂球员在媒体上还是对阿尔特塔不吝溢美之词，奇了怪了

[–]【莱利亚】ASVP-Pa9e 78 points 6 hours ago 

It's actually how mad Arsenal's standards have fallen. Arteta has seemingly convinced Arsenal fans that being midtable is a sign of improvement. Why he's enjoying such a large amount of support I'll never know.

"backbone injection" is such a perfect term.

And yes, Tottenham did lose to this lot a few weeks back. But, despite being in a cup final and 6/9 points clear of Arsenal, Mourinho is under much more pressure than Arteta has ever been.

阿森纳的标准堕落至此真的叫人震惊。阿尔特塔貌似成功忽悠了枪迷，让他们觉得位列中游已经是一种进步了。实在想不通为什么他还能得到这么广泛的支持。

“脊椎植入”这个表述非常到位。

没错，热刺几周前也遭遇过3球落败（欧联杯）。但且不说人家好歹打进了杯赛决赛（联赛杯），而且领先阿森纳6分（今晚过后可能变9分），光是穆里尼奥承受的压力就不是阿尔特塔能比的。

[–]EG2K_00 31 points 6 hours ago 

They’ve actually bought into the Pep Guardiola compliments lol

阿森纳真就被瓜迪奥拉之前的恭维吹昏了头，笑死个先人