【美国JRS之声】我干过NBA球童，大家有什么想问的由天仇love尧 发表在湿乎乎的话题 https://bbs.hupu.com/vote
（标题太邪恶了？大家无视掉吧！内容太长，请耐心观看！特别是内内以及戈塔特那段会很有趣)
我从09年开始就一直干球童，我知道每个队的内幕。我会尽可能多地回答你们的提问！
小牛版：
[–]jjsx 38 分/分 10 hours ago
Have you talked to Mark Cuban at all?
你跟马克库班说过话吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 92 分/分 9 hours ago
Yes! He's awesome. Some games he'll come out and shoot when nobody else is.
Really down-to-earth when there's not any bad calls being made by refs.
And for the most part he just rebounds his own shots, doesn't ask for a lot of help.
Not a lot of people can say they've passed a basketball to a billionaire.
是的，他太棒了，某些场次他会趁没人的时候走下来投篮。当裁判没有吹黑哨时他还是很平易近人的，好多时候他都自投自捡，不会要别人帮忙。所以很少人可以说他把球传给了亿万富翁
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[–]GetColdCocked 40 分/分 8 hours ago
Is he a good shooter?
他是一个好投手吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 63 分/分 7 hours ago
He's not bad at all. More makes than misses.
他很不错，进的比铁的多
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[–]Mavericks AlexPatti10 32 分/分 11 hours ago
Which team are you a ballboy for?
and who is your favorite player personality wise on that team?
你是哪支球队的球童啊？
那支队上你最喜欢哪位球员的个性？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 58 分/分 10 hours ago
Mavs, actually! And this year Gal Mekel was the nicest and the best personality was probably Jae Crowder.
Dirk's awesome but he doesn't normally come out pre game cause he's shooting in the practice gym.
当然是小牛啊！加尔·米克尔是最好人的，最有个性的是克劳德。德克也很好，但是他赛前很少出来，因为他正在训练场练投篮。
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[–]Celtics mr_duong567 60 分/分 10 hours ago
What team did you work for? How'd you get the job?
Rules for shooting or messing around?
你在哪支球队干过？你怎么得到这份工作的？
怎样传给球员投篮，乱传吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 136 分/分 10 hours ago
Mavs. Got in via an essay and my grades.
Rules for shooting are basic, chest pass players,
bounce pass coaches. My personal rule is on't get hit
in the head with a ball, which happens a lot.
小牛！我是靠我的论文还有成绩当上球童。
传给球员投篮的诀窍就是：胸前传球给球员，弹地传给教练。我经常都被球砸中
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[–]fastballaway 19 分/分 10 hours ago
So you choose the games you want to work then the NBA sends you there?
就是说你可以选择你喜欢的比赛去捡球，联盟就会派你去？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 91 分/分 10 hours ago
No, just home games (I'm a ball boy for the Mavs). I'm supposed to work every third
game, but I can come to every single one if I want.
不是啦，只有主场比赛（我是小牛的球童）.我每三场工作一次，但是我可以去任一场比赛
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马刺版：
[–]Velorium_Camper 74 分/分 10 hours ago
Whose the best team you've worked with?
你遇到过最好的球队是哪支？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 228 分/分 10 hours ago
Spurs by far, no surprise. Lots of teams just shoot for pregame
practice but the Spurs do nothing but drills.Duncan will always shoot
10 mid-range jumpers from ~15 spots around the arc every time I'm rebounding.
Everyone else is always doing team-type drills or working on passing.
目前为止是马刺，没什么好惊讶的，很多球队赛前训练只是投投篮，但是马刺只做特定的训练项目。每次我捡球的时候邓肯都在弧顶15个位置各投10个中投。其他人则总是在做团队性的训练或者练习传球。
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[–]Celtics rsharma21 106 分/分 10 hours ago
inb4 fundamentals
不出10楼必有人说基石
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 170 分/分 9 hours ago
Really though, that was my exact thought while rebounding.
The only dunk was from Danny Green and he did it on a little kid that was like 8
还真是，这是我捡球时最直观的想法。
唯一的扣篮还是来自丹尼格林，他隔扣了一个差不多8岁的小孩
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[–]Thunder KindPerson 207 分/分 7 hours ago
with no regards for human life
惨无人道！
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[–]Lakers imonfireahh 27 分/分 9 hours ago
Has anyone on the Spurs ever said anything to you? If so, what did they say?
马刺队的人有没有和你说过话呢？如果有，他们都说了些啥？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 165 分/分 9 hours ago
One time Tim Duncan was shooting, and this guy said nothing the entire time
and expressed no emotion. It was almost like he was depressed. One time a ball
flew off my foot down the court and he looks at me with eyes that seems to possess
no soul of any sort and he says "I got it ". He then takes about a minute to walk down
the court slowly, get the ball, and come back and start shooting again. He then walked
off the court as Spurs fans were screaming for signatures and he didn't even look or say anything. I feel like that guy is a robot.
有一回邓肯正在投篮，这厮全程一言不发，面无表情。好像他整个人都得了抑郁症一样。一次球从我脚边飞过去，直奔场地另一端，他就用那双几乎没有灵魂的眼睛看着我说“我去捡”。然后他花了一分钟的时间慢慢走过全场，拿起球，回来继续投篮。然后他在马刺球迷所要签名的尖叫声中走出了球场，谁也没看，啥也没说。 我觉得这家伙像个机器人
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[–]Lakers 6thCourier 46 分/分 10 hours ago
Weirdest/Most memorable experience as a ballboy?
那你球童生涯最难忘的经历是什么？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 220 分/分 10 hours ago*
There's tons but one I really enjoyed was for a game when the assistant coach for the
Spurs made me clap for "King Bonner" every time he made a three and say "my bad"
every time he missed one. Then at the end I bowed to him. I think I got knighted by His
New Balance Airness.
太多了，最有趣的是赛前热身时，马刺助教要求我给“邦纳大帝”投进的每一个三分球鼓掌，他要是没投进我就得说“我的我的……”。最后我给他鞠躬了，我觉得我被 新百伦-邦纳大 帝 封为骑 士了
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[–]Lakers6thCourier 67 分/分 10 hours ago
Matt Bonner would seem like the person who roleplays as some Medieval-like king.
It's a good thing that he has Timmy as his main Wizard.
邦纳看上去就像一个会角色扮演古代帝王的人，而且他还有邓肯作护法
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湖人版：
[–]Lakers deycallmegeno 35 分/分 11 hours ago
You got any stories about Laker players/coaches?
你有关于湖人球员或教练的内幕吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 109 分/分 10 hours ago
Pau Gasol is super nice. He even talked to me a little bit, which hardly
happens with NBA players.I'd tell you about Kobe but I've only gotten
to rebound for the Lakers twice, which were both this year.
枷锁超级好人，他还会跟我聊上一会，这很少发生在nba球员身上。
我打算跟你讲下关于科比的东西，可是我今年只给湖人队捡两次球
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[–]Lakers 6thCourier 60 分/分 10 hours ago
Pau is a class act. We love him here and its a damn shame
that he gets shitted on by so many people. Hope his career ends well.
Any stories from any of our other players?
家嫂是一个绅士，我们都爱他，遗憾的是的是他太多人乱黑他。
希望他的职业生涯会圆满落幕，还有湖人其他球员的内幕吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 139 分/分 10 hours ago
Like nobody else on the team this year knew what they were doing lol.
They just kinda shot around without any real directions
队上没有其他人知道他们这年要干什么，哈哈。
他们只是漫无目的的投投篮而已
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[–]Bullets Nanny_McPhee 114 分/分 9 hours ago
Sounds about right.
听起来好像对啊！
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[–]Lakers khkim 35 分/分 9 hours ago
Damn. Spurs run specific team drills.We just run around like a chicken with its head cut off. I am honestly scared for the next few years.
艹，马刺都有团队战术演练，而我们就像只没有头到处跑的鸡。
我真的很担心往后几年的景况啊。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 56 分/分 8 hours ago
I think it's just because Kobe wasn't there to be honest.
He should put y'all back on track.
老实说，我认为是因为老大不在造成的，他应该带领我们重上轨道
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热火版：
[–]HeatI_AM_A_DOCTOR_AMA 84 分/分 10 hours ago
Tell me a story that will make me jealous
说下会让我羡慕妒忌恨的内幕
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 251 分/分 10 hours ago
Lebron dunked on me
乐邦骑扣过我
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[–]HeatTom_HaverfordAMA 66 分/分 10 hours ago
Please expand on this.
继续说
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 225 分/分 10 hours ago
I was bending down to get a ball before someone rolled their ankle on it and Lebron comesflying in and nearly knocked me over. He asked me if I was good and went back into the layup line.I didn't get hurt at all but I cried a tear of joy that I could say Lebron dunked on me
我那时在弯腰捡球防止球员踩中受伤，乐邦飞过来差点就把我撞倒，他问我有没有事然后返回继续练上篮，我当然没有受伤，有生之年能被乐邦隔扣，我流下了幸福的眼泪
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[–]Derrick_Rozay 112 分/分 10 hours ago
did he smell good he looks like he smells good
他闻起来挺香而且他像是那种闻起来挺香的人
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 141 分/分 9 hours ago
You'd think in a situation where my life was threatened that my sense of smell
would've been heightened, but I didn't smell anything. But, alternatively,
I could tell you he smelled like sweet lilies.
你以为在我生命垂危的时候，我的嗅觉就会变得很灵敏，可是我什么也没闻到啊。
但是我可以跟你说他闻起来有点百合香味
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[–]Sunsireaditonredditsir 24 分/分 12 hours ago
Any regular talkers? Or do you get ignored by the players.
有没有谁经常和你说话？抑或你被球员无视了？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 90 分/分 11 hours ago
A lot of players just ignore me. A few give me fist bumps.The only players that talked
to me on multiple occasions are Ray Allen and Matt Bonner.
很多球员都无视我，也有些球员会跟我碰拳。只有阿伦还有邦纳会和我说上几句
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[–][POR] Clyde Drexlerdoing_the_gods_work 34 分/分 11 hours ago
What did you and J. Shuttlesworth talk about?
你和阿伦讲什么呢？
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[–]NBAnballboy[S] 246 分/分 11 hours ago
He asked me if I had any suggestions on what he should get his wife for Christmas.
Him, Mike Miller and Udonis Haslem were discussing how they didn't know what to get their wives for Christmas and Ray Allen goes "Man, my wife gets Christmas every day. What do you think Ishould get her?" And after I realized he was looking directly at me and no one was talkingI kinda was like "uhhhhhhh me? uh how about some lebron 10's" and he was like "nahhh she's not into that thanks though". It was in that moment that I knew I had failed Jesus Shuttlesworth.
他问我圣诞节他该送她老婆啥好。阿伦，麦克米勒和哈斯勒姆在讨论圣诞节不知道该给老婆送什么。然后阿伦就说“唉！我老婆天天都在过圣诞节！你觉得我该送她好呢？”然后没人答话的时候我才意识到他在给我说话，我当时就愣住了：“呃……在问我吗？勒布朗10代如何？”他就说“啊算啦她对那些不感兴趣，不过还是谢谢。”就在那时我才发觉我辜负了阿伦。
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[–]HeatTom_HaverfordAMA 167 分/分 11 hours ago
To be fair that wasn't exactly the best suggestion ever made.
老实说，那并不是最好的建议。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 119 分/分 10 hours ago
Ok I got tense and didn't know what to say hahahaha
我当时很紧张啊不知道说啥 哈哈哈
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[–][NBA] Michael JordanSuburbanLegend 39 分/分 11 hours ago
Hahaha that's a great story man!
That's a hard question coming from a dude who
just said for his wife it was "Christmas every day."
哈哈哈这故事太棒了！
这问题确实很难，尤其是当提问者的老婆“每天都在过圣诞节”的时候。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 50 分/分 10 hours ago
Really though, I had no clue what to say so just looked around and said Lebron 10's.
真的嘛，我完全不知道说啥我就四下看了看然后说勒布朗10代。
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[–]Lakerswaykrazy 82 分/分 9 hours ago
um um .... get her a lebron
嗯哼....把乐邦给她
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火箭版：
[–][HOU] James HardenMindOnTheBall 24 分/分 9 hours ago
You got any Harden or Dwight stories? How were the Rockets?
有没有哈登或者霍华德的内幕呢？火箭的呢?
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 119 分/分 9 hours ago
Harden's voice was really surprising to me the first time
I heard it and he kept saying "buckets" over and over.
Dwight pre-game is like 50% shooting 50% laughing
我第一次听到哈登的声音感动很惊讶，我听到他不停地说"进了，进了...."
霍华德赛前训练是一半时间在投篮另一半在笑
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[–][HOU] James HardenMindOnTheBall 25 分/分 9 hours ago
Just like I figured, Thanks!
正如我所想的，谢谢！
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[–]KingsEthanhekker 43 分/分 10 hours ago
Who's the worst shooter during practice?
谁是训练中投篮最差的？
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[–]NBAnballboy[S] 192 分/分 9 hours ago
One time Omer Asik was shooting 3-footers with one hand and missed like 15 in a row.
I think he was cursing in Turkish or something in his attempt to make one
有一次阿西克在篮下单手投篮，然后连打15铁。
我听到他边投边用土耳其语还是啥的骂街
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[–][HOU] James HardenMindOnTheBall 72 分/分 9 hours ago
Why am I not surprised haha
为什么我不觉得惊讶呢？
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凯尔特人版:
[–]CelticsRebelNutt18 68 分/分 9 hours ago
I've read all of the comments and have to say,
you're a really good OP. Answering all the questions and stuff.
I really don't have a question. Maybe a story about the Celtics?
I'm not sure if you ever got to work with them since you are in Dallas.
我看了所有的评论，我只能说你是一个好楼主，回答了所有的问题。
我没有问题，你能说一下凯尔特人的内幕吗？
我不确定你有没有给他们捡过球，因为你说你是在达拉斯干活的
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 241 分/分 9 hours ago
Last year, I was rebounding for the Celtics,
and like always my sweats slowly start to sag after running around and jumping for balls. I had pulled my pants up to my belly button and Terrence Williams goes "man, how you gonna have swag with your pants up that high?" And I responded "sorry I'm not skilled in swag." He then lectured me on swag. Told me I have to sag my pants a little bit or I look too white. I've taken his advice to become a swag-filled human being.
去年，我在给凯尔特人捡球，像往常一样，因为我又跑又跳捡篮板，我的运动裤滑下来了。我就把裤子提到肚脐眼的地方，泰伦斯·威廉姆斯就说“哥们儿你裤子提那么高你怎么会有swag？”然后我回答“不好意思我对swag不太精通。”然后他就教育了我一番，告诉我什么是swag。还说我必须把裤子垮下来一点，不然就显得太白人了。我遵循了他的教诲，现在浑身都充满了swag，走在潮流的前沿。
(译者注：有swag=潮 可以看这个）
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灰熊版：
[–][MEM] Zach Randolph onlyadequate 36 分/分 10 hours ago
tell me every single thing you know about the grizzlies. what does conley do to warm up? are they all joking or everyone had their serious face on
给我说下你了解到关于灰熊队的每一项内幕，康利赛前怎么热身的？
他们每个人都是说笑还是板着脸？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 49 分/分 10 hours ago
They were pretty serious in the time I rebounded for them.
Conley didn't come out to shoot pre-game, I'd tell you if I knew though.
我捡球时看到他们都很认真，康利赛前不会出来投篮的，我知道的都会告诉你的。
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国王版：
[–][SAC] DeMarcus Cousins IAmRedeemed 72 分/分 10 hours ago
Any stories with the Kings?
有国王的内幕吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 169 分/分 10 hours ago*
Isaiah Thomas missed like 2 shots the entire time I rebounded for him.
Only person that's shot better is Kyle Korver.
I don't know what he ate for breakfast that day but he was lights out
我捡球的时候伊赛亚 托马斯只投丢了两个，比他好的只有科沃尔。
我不知道他那天早餐吃了什么东西但他手感热的发烫
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[–]KingsEthanhekker 61 分/分 9 hours ago
I hear you brother
CONFIRMED: IT BETTER THAN LEBRON
了解了哥们儿！
已证实：小托马斯比勒布朗更强
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猛龙版：
[–]RaptorsSting8899 37 分/分 10 hours ago
Stories about the raptors :o
说说猛龙的内幕
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 130 分/分 9 hours ago
Everyone is super laid back, probably leads the league in being laid back, right next to the Blazers.
Also, Valanciunas is really funny
每个人都超级放松，和开拓者并列联盟最放松的
还有，瓦蓝非常有趣。
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[–]jcarmona24 127 分/分 8 hours ago
Blazers are usually laid back
开拓者经常放松
（双关 blazer是开拓者 blaze也有抽大·麻的意思 blazer就是抽大·麻的人）
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关于布莱尔：
[–]WizardsHTTRjon 45 分/分 10 hours ago
Which players do TV just not do justice size wise?
哪位球员的实际身型与我们在电视看到的不符？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 122 分/分 10 hours ago
Cousins is probably the biggest dude. And reversely, Dejuan Blair.
I thought I wasn't seeing right til I realized the dude was 6'6".
考辛斯是最壮的，与之相反，是布莱尔。
直到我意识到那货有6尺6寸高我才知道看错了
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[–]USAexcelquestion 29 分/分 9 hours ago
As in Dejuan Blair looks smaller in real life than he does on TV?
就是说在现实生活中的布莱尔看起来比电视上看到的要小几号？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 62 分/分 9 hours ago
Smaller in real life. I mean, I was almost his height.
I thought he was way taller but after I googled it I was like "woah since when"
现实中更小，我的意思是我差不多跟他一样高。
我想他实际应该会更高，但我谷歌一下后只能哇的一声（布莱尔官方身高是2.01米/6尺6寸）
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连说20遍训练的男人——AI
[–]the24531 72 分/分 11 hours ago
Allen iverson?
AI的训练故事呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 367 分/分 11 hours ago
Practice?
训练？ (译者注：艾弗森曾一气连说20遍“训练” 怒斥记者不懂篮球)
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[–]WizardstheLeftStroke 65 分/分 10 hours ago
Well done.
黑的漂亮。
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关于KG：
[–]Thunder AsapCody 36 分/分 10 hours ago
Has KG ever yelled at you?
KG有对你大叫过吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 83 分/分 10 hours ago
Actually no. He didn't let me pass directly to him though :(
没有啊，他都不让我直接传给他
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[–]Westtyronebigs 21 分/分 10 hours ago
why not?
为什么呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 99 分/分 9 hours ago
Not sure. Terrence Williams told me before he came out to only pass to him and not KG. Maybe he really likes Terrence Williams,or he can't stand ballboys, I don't know. I still passed straight to him just to say I've passed to him
不确定。泰伦斯威廉姆斯在KG出来之前叫我不要直接传给KG而是传给他。可能KG很喜欢泰伦斯威廉姆斯吧?或者说他完全忍受不了球童?我也不知道。我还是直接把球传给KG了，就是为了争口气。
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[–]NBA fite_me_irl_fgt 62 分/分 9 hours ago
I hope you stared him down after that.
我希望你传给他之后再瞪死丫的
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 73 分/分 8 hours ago
I wish I had the Kobe death stare down.
我要是有科比的死亡之瞪就好了
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[–]Netssplashbrah 144 分/分 11 hours ago
Who is the biggest trash talker in the NBA
and why is it Kevin Garnett?
谁是NBA里的垃圾话大王，为什么是KG呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 222 分/分 11 hours ago
Honey Nut Cheerios.
蜂蜜坚果麦片
（译者注：1月份有媒体报道称加内特比赛中对甜瓜说“你老婆尝起来就像是蜂蜜坚果麦片”）
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耍大牌——甜瓜？
[–]Knickshimynameisian 22 分/分 9 hours ago
How much of a DIVA is melo?
甜瓜有多耍大牌？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 107 分/分 9 hours ago
He's not bad. He does ask for Fiji water on the bench which is really weird
他还好。不过他有次在替补席上要了一瓶斐济水，挺奇怪的。（斐济水戳我）
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奥斯卡影帝——戈塔特
[–]HeatHalfRetardHalfAmazin 64 分/分 12 hours ago
What's a time you really fucked up? What happened?
有哪次是你搞砸的？发生了什么？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 154 分/分 11 hours ago
Have to be when I passed to Marcin Gortat and he acted like he injured his finger.
He then acted like nothing happened. thought I'd injured him and I got incredibly terrified.
记得那次我传给戈塔特时，他装得就像他伤了手指
然后他装得好像什么事都没有发生。想到是我把他弄伤快，我快被吓死了
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[–][NBA] Michael Jordan SuburbanLegend 233 分/分 11 hours ago
If I were in the NBA, I would do that all the time,
like pretend I was majorly injured because of the ball-boy, that would be hilarious!"
Oh my god, my season is over."But then I would quickly reveal I was just playing
because I was a really cool NBA player, and also did i mention the best in the league.
如果我能进NBA，我会经常这样装的，
太搞笑了！我要装得因为球童才受了重伤。干，我赛季报销了，然后我会很快表示我是装的，因为我是联盟最帅球员，还是联盟最好的球员。
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关于诺阿：
[–]BullsBoozerDPOY 24 分/分 7 hours ago
What's Joakim like?
你觉得诺阿怎么样？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 51 分/分 7 hours ago
Infectious personality. I found myself chuckling just at his laugh
个人认为他很有感染力，我看到他笑后发现自己在格格地笑
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屌最大的男人——内内
[–]WarriorsI nHarbaughIThrust 101 分/分 10 hours ago
Biggest dick in the nba?
(person and/or appendage)
nba球员中谁的屌最大
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 233 分/分 10 hours ago
Unfortunately I don't have access to the locker room.
很不幸，我不能进入更衣室
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[–]Knicks ben_chowd 290 分/分 9 hours ago
Unfortunately
很不幸
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 169 分/分 9 hours ago
Okay, not for that reason hahahaha
好了，不是那个意思了，哈哈哈
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[–]CavaliersSuperSamSucks 70 分/分 8 hours ago
I'm going to jump in with a story here.
One of my really good friends knows a guy who interned with the Cavs press
and got to be in the opposing teams locker rooms at the end of games during
their press conferences. The story I heard is that Nene likes to walk around
the entire locker room completely naked and has the biggest dick this guy
has ever seen in his life.
借楼主宝地爆料：我一个很好的哥们认识一个骑士报见习随队记者，他在赛后走进了客队更衣室随队采访。内幕是 内内喜欢赤条条地在更衣室走来走去，那哥们说这是他一生中见过最大的屌!
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最臭的球员——克雷·汤普森？
[–]NBAEaglesWin 52 分/分 11 hours ago
Smelliest player?
最臭的球员？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 68 分/分 11 hours ago
I've never really taken a whiff while I'm around the players.
I will for sure next year and I'll get back to you.
说起来我还真没有认真去闻过那些球员呢。我明年一定会去闻然后告诉你。
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[–]Warriorsdavinn10 104 分/分 11 hours ago
thanks. please sniff klay thompson. i have been telling
all my friends that he smells since last ballboy AMA.
谢了。请一定要闻闻克雷·汤普森，自从上次那个球童发的帖子之后我就一直给我朋友说克雷汤普森体味很重。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 86 分/分 10 hours ago
I will. I'll try to do it without it being weird.
我会闻的。我闻的时候尽量显得不那么诡异……
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[–]Knicksben_chowd 101 分/分 10 hours ago
Then do it while being weird for comparison
然后再诡异地闻一把，好歹有个对照
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 58 分/分 10 hours ago
That's an interesting take that I will put into my experiment
好主意，我下次试试
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最好人的——卡迪纳尔
[–]Pacersnotentirelynormal 36 分/分 11 hours ago
Who are the meanest and nicest people you've come across?
Thanks for doing this :)
你遇见过的最讨厌和最好人的球员是谁？
感谢楼主发贴答疑
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 92 分/分 11 hours ago
Nicest was probably Brian Cardinal. He said thank you every time I passed the ball to him,
which hasn't happened since.Not a lot of NBA players are mean, at least to me,
to be honest. A huge majority of them act like I'm just a rebound robot,
which is fine with me, I don't mind it lol.And in return, thank you for asking a question!
最好人的是卡迪纳尔，我每次传球给他他都说谢谢，这在以前是从来没有过的。
不是所有球员都是刻薄的，至少对我而言，老实说，很大一部分人都把我当做捡球机器，
这对我来说很好了，我毫不在意，哈哈哈。最后，感谢你的提问了。
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[–]Pacersnotentirelynormal 72 分/分 11 hours ago
Bonus Gif of Cardinal smacking Bibby on the face during the 2011 NBA Finals
奉上卡迪纳尔11总决打到毕比脸的动图
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[–]Warriors HeartInACage 84 分/分 10 hours ago
respect for Bibby for not flopping there.I feel like a majority of the players
now would just fall over and flail their arms after contact like that.
毕比这都没有假摔值得尊敬！我觉得现在很多球员在遇到这种身体接触的时候都直接两手一挥就倒下去了
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最有趣的故事——罗德里格·布博瓦
[–]HeatTom_HaverfordAMA 80 分/分 10 hours ago
Funniest story?
最有趣的故事？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 578 分/分 10 hours ago
Hearing an assistant coach tell a story of Rodrigue Beaubois (who's French) and
how he asked him what texts from these girls meant on a ride back on the plane. Apparently
one girl asked him "are you down" and he said "no I am still in the plane"
听到助教讲了一个罗德里格·布博瓦（他是法国人）的故事。布博瓦当时在飞机上问他那些女孩儿给他发的短信什么意思。很明显当时有一个女孩儿问他“你决定了吗？”(译者注：are you down字面意思是“你下来了吗”)，然后他说“不，我还在飞机上。”
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我是一个NBA球童
[–]PistonsBased_Iguana 48 分/分 11 hours ago
Any cool fringe benefits of being a ballboy?
有没有作为球童的附带福利？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 101 分/分 10 hours ago
I can go to work any game. That's my personal favorite
我可以在任一场比赛中捡球，这是我的个人爱好
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[–]Celtics HeisenburgerAndFries 43 分/分 9 hours ago
What about chicken nuggets?
鸡块味道如何？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 108 分/分 9 hours ago
I get free popcorn and that's cool
我可以免费吃爆米花，太爽了
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[–]Starsfan88 79 分/分 10 hours ago
Why aren't there any ball men? This is discrimination.
为什么没有捡球的男人？歧视啊！
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 120 分/分 9 hours ago
Well there's ball girls! So at least there's not any sexism.
女球童也有啦！最起码没有任何性别歧视。
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[–][TOR] Tracy McGradyfidgetycrumpets 30 分/分 9 hours ago
Do any of your female coworkers ever get hit on by players?
你的女同事有没有被球员搭讪过呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 211 分/分 9 hours ago
Lol no way. One time Courtney Lee asked me to go ask some female reporter for her number and Terrence Williams responded with "dude are you serious go ask yourself".
He didn't get the courage to do it
哈哈哈不可能的！有一次考特尼·李喊我去问一个女记者的号码，
然后泰伦斯·威廉姆斯就说“卧槽你认真的吗哥们儿自己不知道去问啊？”
他没有那个勇气亲自去问。
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[–]Spurswaitressinthesky 46 分/分 9 hours ago
That's awesome.
太棒了哈哈。
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[–]Clippersjamalcrawford 29 分/分 5 hours ago
It seems like Terrance Williams is in all your stories.
好像泰伦斯·威廉姆斯总是出现在你的故事里诶。
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[–]Charlotte Bobcatsim_so_meta 126 分/分 9 hours ago
How capable of a swimmer do you need to be to
prevent drowning in pussy after appearing on television?
在上电视之后，你的游泳技术是得有多好才不会在女人的海洋中淹死啊？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 121 分/分 9 hours ago
I keep it to myself for the most part.
That's a good idea though, I'll look into that
我大部分时间都很低调的，不过那是个好主意，我会试试看的。
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[–]NBASeeYaLaterDylan 44 分/分 9 hours ago
Has Joey Crawford ever punched you in the face and stolen your lunch money? How many times?
乔伊·克劳福德有没有往你脸上来一拳再偷走你的午饭钱啊？总共有多少次？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 97 分/分 9 hours ago
About 3 times. Really though, he is really strange.
He looks like that guy that is always trying to get Daffy Duck.
Quickest whistle in the West for sure.
差不多3次。但是说真的，他这人真的很奇怪。他长得就像达菲鸭里的那个猎人。
肯定是西部最快的哨。
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译者注：达菲鸭和猎人
[–]NBAbuddha_abusa 126 分/分 11 hours ago
How often do players disrespect ballboys, as can be seen in this video?
视频中看到球员不尊重球童的现象常见吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 86 分/分 11 hours ago
I just mop and rebound, they've got other guys for jerseys.
I have seen a guy throw his shirt behind the scores table and the guy had to go retrieve it.
我只负责拖地还有捡球，有另外的小伙伴捡外套。
我看过有球员把衣服扔在记分牌后面那个球童只得捡回去
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[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonardcinra 57 分/分 10 hours ago
How's your RPG?
你场均多少板？
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[–]NBAnballboy[S] 189 分/分 9 hours ago
Gotta be in the hundreds. People say I'm a modern-day Chamberlain
上百个吧。他们说我是当代张伯伦
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小牛版：
[–]jjsx 38 分/分 10 hours ago
Have you talked to Mark Cuban at all?
你跟马克库班说过话吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 92 分/分 9 hours ago
Yes! He's awesome. Some games he'll come out and shoot when nobody else is.
Really down-to-earth when there's not any bad calls being made by refs.
And for the most part he just rebounds his own shots, doesn't ask for a lot of help.
Not a lot of people can say they've passed a basketball to a billionaire.
是的，他太棒了，某些场次他会趁没人的时候走下来投篮。当裁判没有吹黑哨时他还是很平易近人的，好多时候他都自投自捡，不会要别人帮忙。所以很少人可以说他把球传给了亿万富翁
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[–]GetColdCocked 40 分/分 8 hours ago
Is he a good shooter?
他是一个好投手吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 63 分/分 7 hours ago
He's not bad at all. More makes than misses.
他很不错，进的比铁的多
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[–]Mavericks AlexPatti10 32 分/分 11 hours ago
Which team are you a ballboy for?
and who is your favorite player personality wise on that team?
你是哪支球队的球童啊？
那支队上你最喜欢哪位球员的个性？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 58 分/分 10 hours ago
Mavs, actually! And this year Gal Mekel was the nicest and the best personality was probably Jae Crowder.
Dirk's awesome but he doesn't normally come out pre game cause he's shooting in the practice gym.
当然是小牛啊！加尔·米克尔是最好人的，最有个性的是克劳德。德克也很好，但是他赛前很少出来，因为他正在训练场练投篮。
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[–]Celtics mr_duong567 60 分/分 10 hours ago
What team did you work for? How'd you get the job?
Rules for shooting or messing around?
你在哪支球队干过？你怎么得到这份工作的？
怎样传给球员投篮，乱传吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 136 分/分 10 hours ago
Mavs. Got in via an essay and my grades.
Rules for shooting are basic, chest pass players,
bounce pass coaches. My personal rule is on't get hit
in the head with a ball, which happens a lot.
小牛！我是靠我的论文还有成绩当上球童。
传给球员投篮的诀窍就是：胸前传球给球员，弹地传给教练。我经常都被球砸中
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[–]fastballaway 19 分/分 10 hours ago
So you choose the games you want to work then the NBA sends you there?
就是说你可以选择你喜欢的比赛去捡球，联盟就会派你去？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 91 分/分 10 hours ago
No, just home games (I'm a ball boy for the Mavs). I'm supposed to work every third
game, but I can come to every single one if I want.
不是啦，只有主场比赛（我是小牛的球童）.我每三场工作一次，但是我可以去任一场比赛
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马刺版：
[–]Velorium_Camper 74 分/分 10 hours ago
Whose the best team you've worked with?
你遇到过最好的球队是哪支？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 228 分/分 10 hours ago
Spurs by far, no surprise. Lots of teams just shoot for pregame
practice but the Spurs do nothing but drills.Duncan will always shoot
10 mid-range jumpers from ~15 spots around the arc every time I'm rebounding.
Everyone else is always doing team-type drills or working on passing.
目前为止是马刺，没什么好惊讶的，很多球队赛前训练只是投投篮，但是马刺只做特定的训练项目。每次我捡球的时候邓肯都在弧顶15个位置各投10个中投。其他人则总是在做团队性的训练或者练习传球。
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[–]Celtics rsharma21 106 分/分 10 hours ago
inb4 fundamentals
不出10楼必有人说基石
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 170 分/分 9 hours ago
Really though, that was my exact thought while rebounding.
The only dunk was from Danny Green and he did it on a little kid that was like 8
还真是，这是我捡球时最直观的想法。
唯一的扣篮还是来自丹尼格林，他隔扣了一个差不多8岁的小孩
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[–]Thunder KindPerson 207 分/分 7 hours ago
with no regards for human life
惨无人道！
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[–]Lakers imonfireahh 27 分/分 9 hours ago
Has anyone on the Spurs ever said anything to you? If so, what did they say?
马刺队的人有没有和你说过话呢？如果有，他们都说了些啥？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 165 分/分 9 hours ago
One time Tim Duncan was shooting, and this guy said nothing the entire time
and expressed no emotion. It was almost like he was depressed. One time a ball
flew off my foot down the court and he looks at me with eyes that seems to possess
no soul of any sort and he says "I got it ". He then takes about a minute to walk down
the court slowly, get the ball, and come back and start shooting again. He then walked
off the court as Spurs fans were screaming for signatures and he didn't even look or say anything. I feel like that guy is a robot.
有一回邓肯正在投篮，这厮全程一言不发，面无表情。好像他整个人都得了抑郁症一样。一次球从我脚边飞过去，直奔场地另一端，他就用那双几乎没有灵魂的眼睛看着我说“我去捡”。然后他花了一分钟的时间慢慢走过全场，拿起球，回来继续投篮。然后他在马刺球迷所要签名的尖叫声中走出了球场，谁也没看，啥也没说。 我觉得这家伙像个机器人
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[–]Lakers 6thCourier 46 分/分 10 hours ago
Weirdest/Most memorable experience as a ballboy?
那你球童生涯最难忘的经历是什么？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 220 分/分 10 hours ago*
There's tons but one I really enjoyed was for a game when the assistant coach for the
Spurs made me clap for "King Bonner" every time he made a three and say "my bad"
every time he missed one. Then at the end I bowed to him. I think I got knighted by His
New Balance Airness.
太多了，最有趣的是赛前热身时，马刺助教要求我给“邦纳大帝”投进的每一个三分球鼓掌，他要是没投进我就得说“我的我的……”。最后我给他鞠躬了，我觉得我被 新百伦-邦纳大 帝 封为骑 士了
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[–]Lakers6thCourier 67 分/分 10 hours ago
Matt Bonner would seem like the person who roleplays as some Medieval-like king.
It's a good thing that he has Timmy as his main Wizard.
邦纳看上去就像一个会角色扮演古代帝王的人，而且他还有邓肯作护法
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湖人版：
[–]Lakers deycallmegeno 35 分/分 11 hours ago
You got any stories about Laker players/coaches?
你有关于湖人球员或教练的内幕吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 109 分/分 10 hours ago
Pau Gasol is super nice. He even talked to me a little bit, which hardly
happens with NBA players.I'd tell you about Kobe but I've only gotten
to rebound for the Lakers twice, which were both this year.
枷锁超级好人，他还会跟我聊上一会，这很少发生在nba球员身上。
我打算跟你讲下关于科比的东西，可是我今年只给湖人队捡两次球
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[–]Lakers 6thCourier 60 分/分 10 hours ago
Pau is a class act. We love him here and its a damn shame
that he gets shitted on by so many people. Hope his career ends well.
Any stories from any of our other players?
家嫂是一个绅士，我们都爱他，遗憾的是的是他太多人乱黑他。
希望他的职业生涯会圆满落幕，还有湖人其他球员的内幕吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 139 分/分 10 hours ago
Like nobody else on the team this year knew what they were doing lol.
They just kinda shot around without any real directions
队上没有其他人知道他们这年要干什么，哈哈。
他们只是漫无目的的投投篮而已
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[–]Bullets Nanny_McPhee 114 分/分 9 hours ago
Sounds about right.
听起来好像对啊！
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[–]Lakers khkim 35 分/分 9 hours ago
Damn. Spurs run specific team drills.We just run around like a chicken with its head cut off. I am honestly scared for the next few years.
艹，马刺都有团队战术演练，而我们就像只没有头到处跑的鸡。
我真的很担心往后几年的景况啊。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 56 分/分 8 hours ago
I think it's just because Kobe wasn't there to be honest.
He should put y'all back on track.
老实说，我认为是因为老大不在造成的，他应该带领我们重上轨道
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热火版：
[–]HeatI_AM_A_DOCTOR_AMA 84 分/分 10 hours ago
Tell me a story that will make me jealous
说下会让我羡慕妒忌恨的内幕
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 251 分/分 10 hours ago
Lebron dunked on me
乐邦骑扣过我
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[–]HeatTom_HaverfordAMA 66 分/分 10 hours ago
Please expand on this.
继续说
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 225 分/分 10 hours ago
I was bending down to get a ball before someone rolled their ankle on it and Lebron comesflying in and nearly knocked me over. He asked me if I was good and went back into the layup line.I didn't get hurt at all but I cried a tear of joy that I could say Lebron dunked on me
我那时在弯腰捡球防止球员踩中受伤，乐邦飞过来差点就把我撞倒，他问我有没有事然后返回继续练上篮，我当然没有受伤，有生之年能被乐邦隔扣，我流下了幸福的眼泪
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[–]Derrick_Rozay 112 分/分 10 hours ago
did he smell good he looks like he smells good
他闻起来挺香而且他像是那种闻起来挺香的人
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 141 分/分 9 hours ago
You'd think in a situation where my life was threatened that my sense of smell
would've been heightened, but I didn't smell anything. But, alternatively,
I could tell you he smelled like sweet lilies.
你以为在我生命垂危的时候，我的嗅觉就会变得很灵敏，可是我什么也没闻到啊。
但是我可以跟你说他闻起来有点百合香味
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[–]Sunsireaditonredditsir 24 分/分 12 hours ago
Any regular talkers? Or do you get ignored by the players.
有没有谁经常和你说话？抑或你被球员无视了？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 90 分/分 11 hours ago
A lot of players just ignore me. A few give me fist bumps.The only players that talked
to me on multiple occasions are Ray Allen and Matt Bonner.
很多球员都无视我，也有些球员会跟我碰拳。只有阿伦还有邦纳会和我说上几句
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[–][POR] Clyde Drexlerdoing_the_gods_work 34 分/分 11 hours ago
What did you and J. Shuttlesworth talk about?
你和阿伦讲什么呢？
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[–]NBAnballboy[S] 246 分/分 11 hours ago
He asked me if I had any suggestions on what he should get his wife for Christmas.
Him, Mike Miller and Udonis Haslem were discussing how they didn't know what to get their wives for Christmas and Ray Allen goes "Man, my wife gets Christmas every day. What do you think Ishould get her?" And after I realized he was looking directly at me and no one was talkingI kinda was like "uhhhhhhh me? uh how about some lebron 10's" and he was like "nahhh she's not into that thanks though". It was in that moment that I knew I had failed Jesus Shuttlesworth.
他问我圣诞节他该送她老婆啥好。阿伦，麦克米勒和哈斯勒姆在讨论圣诞节不知道该给老婆送什么。然后阿伦就说“唉！我老婆天天都在过圣诞节！你觉得我该送她好呢？”然后没人答话的时候我才意识到他在给我说话，我当时就愣住了：“呃……在问我吗？勒布朗10代如何？”他就说“啊算啦她对那些不感兴趣，不过还是谢谢。”就在那时我才发觉我辜负了阿伦。
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[–]HeatTom_HaverfordAMA 167 分/分 11 hours ago
To be fair that wasn't exactly the best suggestion ever made.
老实说，那并不是最好的建议。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 119 分/分 10 hours ago
Ok I got tense and didn't know what to say hahahaha
我当时很紧张啊不知道说啥 哈哈哈
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[–][NBA] Michael JordanSuburbanLegend 39 分/分 11 hours ago
Hahaha that's a great story man!
That's a hard question coming from a dude who
just said for his wife it was "Christmas every day."
哈哈哈这故事太棒了！
这问题确实很难，尤其是当提问者的老婆“每天都在过圣诞节”的时候。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 50 分/分 10 hours ago
Really though, I had no clue what to say so just looked around and said Lebron 10's.
真的嘛，我完全不知道说啥我就四下看了看然后说勒布朗10代。
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[–]Lakerswaykrazy 82 分/分 9 hours ago
um um .... get her a lebron
嗯哼....把乐邦给她
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火箭版：
[–][HOU] James HardenMindOnTheBall 24 分/分 9 hours ago
You got any Harden or Dwight stories? How were the Rockets?
有没有哈登或者霍华德的内幕呢？火箭的呢?
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 119 分/分 9 hours ago
Harden's voice was really surprising to me the first time
I heard it and he kept saying "buckets" over and over.
Dwight pre-game is like 50% shooting 50% laughing
我第一次听到哈登的声音感动很惊讶，我听到他不停地说"进了，进了...."
霍华德赛前训练是一半时间在投篮另一半在笑
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[–][HOU] James HardenMindOnTheBall 25 分/分 9 hours ago
Just like I figured, Thanks!
正如我所想的，谢谢！
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[–]KingsEthanhekker 43 分/分 10 hours ago
Who's the worst shooter during practice?
谁是训练中投篮最差的？
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[–]NBAnballboy[S] 192 分/分 9 hours ago
One time Omer Asik was shooting 3-footers with one hand and missed like 15 in a row.
I think he was cursing in Turkish or something in his attempt to make one
有一次阿西克在篮下单手投篮，然后连打15铁。
我听到他边投边用土耳其语还是啥的骂街
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[–][HOU] James HardenMindOnTheBall 72 分/分 9 hours ago
Why am I not surprised haha
为什么我不觉得惊讶呢？
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凯尔特人版:
[–]CelticsRebelNutt18 68 分/分 9 hours ago
I've read all of the comments and have to say,
you're a really good OP. Answering all the questions and stuff.
I really don't have a question. Maybe a story about the Celtics?
I'm not sure if you ever got to work with them since you are in Dallas.
我看了所有的评论，我只能说你是一个好楼主，回答了所有的问题。
我没有问题，你能说一下凯尔特人的内幕吗？
我不确定你有没有给他们捡过球，因为你说你是在达拉斯干活的
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 241 分/分 9 hours ago
Last year, I was rebounding for the Celtics,
and like always my sweats slowly start to sag after running around and jumping for balls. I had pulled my pants up to my belly button and Terrence Williams goes "man, how you gonna have swag with your pants up that high?" And I responded "sorry I'm not skilled in swag." He then lectured me on swag. Told me I have to sag my pants a little bit or I look too white. I've taken his advice to become a swag-filled human being.
去年，我在给凯尔特人捡球，像往常一样，因为我又跑又跳捡篮板，我的运动裤滑下来了。我就把裤子提到肚脐眼的地方，泰伦斯·威廉姆斯就说“哥们儿你裤子提那么高你怎么会有swag？”然后我回答“不好意思我对swag不太精通。”然后他就教育了我一番，告诉我什么是swag。还说我必须把裤子垮下来一点，不然就显得太白人了。我遵循了他的教诲，现在浑身都充满了swag，走在潮流的前沿。
(译者注：有swag=潮 可以看这个）
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灰熊版：
[–][MEM] Zach Randolph onlyadequate 36 分/分 10 hours ago
tell me every single thing you know about the grizzlies. what does conley do to warm up? are they all joking or everyone had their serious face on
给我说下你了解到关于灰熊队的每一项内幕，康利赛前怎么热身的？
他们每个人都是说笑还是板着脸？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 49 分/分 10 hours ago
They were pretty serious in the time I rebounded for them.
Conley didn't come out to shoot pre-game, I'd tell you if I knew though.
我捡球时看到他们都很认真，康利赛前不会出来投篮的，我知道的都会告诉你的。
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国王版：
[–][SAC] DeMarcus Cousins IAmRedeemed 72 分/分 10 hours ago
Any stories with the Kings?
有国王的内幕吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 169 分/分 10 hours ago*
Isaiah Thomas missed like 2 shots the entire time I rebounded for him.
Only person that's shot better is Kyle Korver.
I don't know what he ate for breakfast that day but he was lights out
我捡球的时候伊赛亚 托马斯只投丢了两个，比他好的只有科沃尔。
我不知道他那天早餐吃了什么东西但他手感热的发烫
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[–]KingsEthanhekker 61 分/分 9 hours ago
I hear you brother
CONFIRMED: IT BETTER THAN LEBRON
了解了哥们儿！
已证实：小托马斯比勒布朗更强
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猛龙版：
[–]RaptorsSting8899 37 分/分 10 hours ago
Stories about the raptors :o
说说猛龙的内幕
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 130 分/分 9 hours ago
Everyone is super laid back, probably leads the league in being laid back, right next to the Blazers.
Also, Valanciunas is really funny
每个人都超级放松，和开拓者并列联盟最放松的
还有，瓦蓝非常有趣。
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[–]jcarmona24 127 分/分 8 hours ago
Blazers are usually laid back
开拓者经常放松
（双关 blazer是开拓者 blaze也有抽大·麻的意思 blazer就是抽大·麻的人）
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关于布莱尔：
[–]WizardsHTTRjon 45 分/分 10 hours ago
Which players do TV just not do justice size wise?
哪位球员的实际身型与我们在电视看到的不符？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 122 分/分 10 hours ago
Cousins is probably the biggest dude. And reversely, Dejuan Blair.
I thought I wasn't seeing right til I realized the dude was 6'6".
考辛斯是最壮的，与之相反，是布莱尔。
直到我意识到那货有6尺6寸高我才知道看错了
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[–]USAexcelquestion 29 分/分 9 hours ago
As in Dejuan Blair looks smaller in real life than he does on TV?
就是说在现实生活中的布莱尔看起来比电视上看到的要小几号？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 62 分/分 9 hours ago
Smaller in real life. I mean, I was almost his height.
I thought he was way taller but after I googled it I was like "woah since when"
现实中更小，我的意思是我差不多跟他一样高。
我想他实际应该会更高，但我谷歌一下后只能哇的一声（布莱尔官方身高是2.01米/6尺6寸）
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连说20遍训练的男人——AI
[–]the24531 72 分/分 11 hours ago
Allen iverson?
AI的训练故事呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 367 分/分 11 hours ago
Practice?
训练？ (译者注：艾弗森曾一气连说20遍“训练” 怒斥记者不懂篮球)
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[–]WizardstheLeftStroke 65 分/分 10 hours ago
Well done.
黑的漂亮。
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关于KG：
[–]Thunder AsapCody 36 分/分 10 hours ago
Has KG ever yelled at you?
KG有对你大叫过吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 83 分/分 10 hours ago
Actually no. He didn't let me pass directly to him though :(
没有啊，他都不让我直接传给他
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[–]Westtyronebigs 21 分/分 10 hours ago
why not?
为什么呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 99 分/分 9 hours ago
Not sure. Terrence Williams told me before he came out to only pass to him and not KG. Maybe he really likes Terrence Williams,or he can't stand ballboys, I don't know. I still passed straight to him just to say I've passed to him
不确定。泰伦斯威廉姆斯在KG出来之前叫我不要直接传给KG而是传给他。可能KG很喜欢泰伦斯威廉姆斯吧?或者说他完全忍受不了球童?我也不知道。我还是直接把球传给KG了，就是为了争口气。
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[–]NBA fite_me_irl_fgt 62 分/分 9 hours ago
I hope you stared him down after that.
我希望你传给他之后再瞪死丫的
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 73 分/分 8 hours ago
I wish I had the Kobe death stare down.
我要是有科比的死亡之瞪就好了
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[–]Netssplashbrah 144 分/分 11 hours ago
Who is the biggest trash talker in the NBA
and why is it Kevin Garnett?
谁是NBA里的垃圾话大王，为什么是KG呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 222 分/分 11 hours ago
Honey Nut Cheerios.
蜂蜜坚果麦片
（译者注：1月份有媒体报道称加内特比赛中对甜瓜说“你老婆尝起来就像是蜂蜜坚果麦片”）
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耍大牌——甜瓜？
[–]Knickshimynameisian 22 分/分 9 hours ago
How much of a DIVA is melo?
甜瓜有多耍大牌？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 107 分/分 9 hours ago
He's not bad. He does ask for Fiji water on the bench which is really weird
他还好。不过他有次在替补席上要了一瓶斐济水，挺奇怪的。（斐济水戳我）
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奥斯卡影帝——戈塔特
[–]HeatHalfRetardHalfAmazin 64 分/分 12 hours ago
What's a time you really fucked up? What happened?
有哪次是你搞砸的？发生了什么？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 154 分/分 11 hours ago
Have to be when I passed to Marcin Gortat and he acted like he injured his finger.
He then acted like nothing happened. thought I'd injured him and I got incredibly terrified.
记得那次我传给戈塔特时，他装得就像他伤了手指
然后他装得好像什么事都没有发生。想到是我把他弄伤快，我快被吓死了
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[–][NBA] Michael Jordan SuburbanLegend 233 分/分 11 hours ago
If I were in the NBA, I would do that all the time,
like pretend I was majorly injured because of the ball-boy, that would be hilarious!"
Oh my god, my season is over."But then I would quickly reveal I was just playing
because I was a really cool NBA player, and also did i mention the best in the league.
如果我能进NBA，我会经常这样装的，
太搞笑了！我要装得因为球童才受了重伤。干，我赛季报销了，然后我会很快表示我是装的，因为我是联盟最帅球员，还是联盟最好的球员。
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关于诺阿：
[–]BullsBoozerDPOY 24 分/分 7 hours ago
What's Joakim like?
你觉得诺阿怎么样？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 51 分/分 7 hours ago
Infectious personality. I found myself chuckling just at his laugh
个人认为他很有感染力，我看到他笑后发现自己在格格地笑
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屌最大的男人——内内
[–]WarriorsI nHarbaughIThrust 101 分/分 10 hours ago
Biggest dick in the nba?
(person and/or appendage)
nba球员中谁的屌最大
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 233 分/分 10 hours ago
Unfortunately I don't have access to the locker room.
很不幸，我不能进入更衣室
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[–]Knicks ben_chowd 290 分/分 9 hours ago
Unfortunately
很不幸
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 169 分/分 9 hours ago
Okay, not for that reason hahahaha
好了，不是那个意思了，哈哈哈
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[–]CavaliersSuperSamSucks 70 分/分 8 hours ago
I'm going to jump in with a story here.
One of my really good friends knows a guy who interned with the Cavs press
and got to be in the opposing teams locker rooms at the end of games during
their press conferences. The story I heard is that Nene likes to walk around
the entire locker room completely naked and has the biggest dick this guy
has ever seen in his life.
借楼主宝地爆料：我一个很好的哥们认识一个骑士报见习随队记者，他在赛后走进了客队更衣室随队采访。内幕是 内内喜欢赤条条地在更衣室走来走去，那哥们说这是他一生中见过最大的屌!
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最臭的球员——克雷·汤普森？
[–]NBAEaglesWin 52 分/分 11 hours ago
Smelliest player?
最臭的球员？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 68 分/分 11 hours ago
I've never really taken a whiff while I'm around the players.
I will for sure next year and I'll get back to you.
说起来我还真没有认真去闻过那些球员呢。我明年一定会去闻然后告诉你。
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[–]Warriorsdavinn10 104 分/分 11 hours ago
thanks. please sniff klay thompson. i have been telling
all my friends that he smells since last ballboy AMA.
谢了。请一定要闻闻克雷·汤普森，自从上次那个球童发的帖子之后我就一直给我朋友说克雷汤普森体味很重。
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 86 分/分 10 hours ago
I will. I'll try to do it without it being weird.
我会闻的。我闻的时候尽量显得不那么诡异……
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[–]Knicksben_chowd 101 分/分 10 hours ago
Then do it while being weird for comparison
然后再诡异地闻一把，好歹有个对照
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 58 分/分 10 hours ago
That's an interesting take that I will put into my experiment
好主意，我下次试试
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最好人的——卡迪纳尔
[–]Pacersnotentirelynormal 36 分/分 11 hours ago
Who are the meanest and nicest people you've come across?
Thanks for doing this :)
你遇见过的最讨厌和最好人的球员是谁？
感谢楼主发贴答疑
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 92 分/分 11 hours ago
Nicest was probably Brian Cardinal. He said thank you every time I passed the ball to him,
which hasn't happened since.Not a lot of NBA players are mean, at least to me,
to be honest. A huge majority of them act like I'm just a rebound robot,
which is fine with me, I don't mind it lol.And in return, thank you for asking a question!
最好人的是卡迪纳尔，我每次传球给他他都说谢谢，这在以前是从来没有过的。
不是所有球员都是刻薄的，至少对我而言，老实说，很大一部分人都把我当做捡球机器，
这对我来说很好了，我毫不在意，哈哈哈。最后，感谢你的提问了。
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[–]Pacersnotentirelynormal 72 分/分 11 hours ago
Bonus Gif of Cardinal smacking Bibby on the face during the 2011 NBA Finals
奉上卡迪纳尔11总决打到毕比脸的动图
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[–]Warriors HeartInACage 84 分/分 10 hours ago
respect for Bibby for not flopping there.I feel like a majority of the players
now would just fall over and flail their arms after contact like that.
毕比这都没有假摔值得尊敬！我觉得现在很多球员在遇到这种身体接触的时候都直接两手一挥就倒下去了
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最有趣的故事——罗德里格·布博瓦
[–]HeatTom_HaverfordAMA 80 分/分 10 hours ago
Funniest story?
最有趣的故事？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 578 分/分 10 hours ago
Hearing an assistant coach tell a story of Rodrigue Beaubois (who's French) and
how he asked him what texts from these girls meant on a ride back on the plane. Apparently
one girl asked him "are you down" and he said "no I am still in the plane"
听到助教讲了一个罗德里格·布博瓦（他是法国人）的故事。布博瓦当时在飞机上问他那些女孩儿给他发的短信什么意思。很明显当时有一个女孩儿问他“你决定了吗？”(译者注：are you down字面意思是“你下来了吗”)，然后他说“不，我还在飞机上。”
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我是一个NBA球童
[–]PistonsBased_Iguana 48 分/分 11 hours ago
Any cool fringe benefits of being a ballboy?
有没有作为球童的附带福利？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 101 分/分 10 hours ago
I can go to work any game. That's my personal favorite
我可以在任一场比赛中捡球，这是我的个人爱好
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[–]Celtics HeisenburgerAndFries 43 分/分 9 hours ago
What about chicken nuggets?
鸡块味道如何？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 108 分/分 9 hours ago
I get free popcorn and that's cool
我可以免费吃爆米花，太爽了
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[–]Starsfan88 79 分/分 10 hours ago
Why aren't there any ball men? This is discrimination.
为什么没有捡球的男人？歧视啊！
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 120 分/分 9 hours ago
Well there's ball girls! So at least there's not any sexism.
女球童也有啦！最起码没有任何性别歧视。
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[–][TOR] Tracy McGradyfidgetycrumpets 30 分/分 9 hours ago
Do any of your female coworkers ever get hit on by players?
你的女同事有没有被球员搭讪过呢？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 211 分/分 9 hours ago
Lol no way. One time Courtney Lee asked me to go ask some female reporter for her number and Terrence Williams responded with "dude are you serious go ask yourself".
He didn't get the courage to do it
哈哈哈不可能的！有一次考特尼·李喊我去问一个女记者的号码，
然后泰伦斯·威廉姆斯就说“卧槽你认真的吗哥们儿自己不知道去问啊？”
他没有那个勇气亲自去问。
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[–]Spurswaitressinthesky 46 分/分 9 hours ago
That's awesome.
太棒了哈哈。
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[–]Clippersjamalcrawford 29 分/分 5 hours ago
It seems like Terrance Williams is in all your stories.
好像泰伦斯·威廉姆斯总是出现在你的故事里诶。
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[–]Charlotte Bobcatsim_so_meta 126 分/分 9 hours ago
How capable of a swimmer do you need to be to
prevent drowning in pussy after appearing on television?
在上电视之后，你的游泳技术是得有多好才不会在女人的海洋中淹死啊？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 121 分/分 9 hours ago
I keep it to myself for the most part.
That's a good idea though, I'll look into that
我大部分时间都很低调的，不过那是个好主意，我会试试看的。
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[–]NBASeeYaLaterDylan 44 分/分 9 hours ago
Has Joey Crawford ever punched you in the face and stolen your lunch money? How many times?
乔伊·克劳福德有没有往你脸上来一拳再偷走你的午饭钱啊？总共有多少次？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 97 分/分 9 hours ago
About 3 times. Really though, he is really strange.
He looks like that guy that is always trying to get Daffy Duck.
Quickest whistle in the West for sure.
差不多3次。但是说真的，他这人真的很奇怪。他长得就像达菲鸭里的那个猎人。
肯定是西部最快的哨。
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译者注：达菲鸭和猎人
[–]NBAbuddha_abusa 126 分/分 11 hours ago
How often do players disrespect ballboys, as can be seen in this video?
视频中看到球员不尊重球童的现象常见吗？
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[–]NBA nballboy[S] 86 分/分 11 hours ago
I just mop and rebound, they've got other guys for jerseys.
I have seen a guy throw his shirt behind the scores table and the guy had to go retrieve it.
我只负责拖地还有捡球，有另外的小伙伴捡外套。
我看过有球员把衣服扔在记分牌后面那个球童只得捡回去
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[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonardcinra 57 分/分 10 hours ago
How's your RPG?
你场均多少板？
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[–]NBAnballboy[S] 189 分/分 9 hours ago
Gotta be in the hundreds. People say I'm a modern-day Chamberlain
上百个吧。他们说我是当代张伯伦
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