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ON：亚特兰大 2-2 曼联

[–]【皇马】Phoenixx777 1696 points 15 hours ago

This comment was given away by Paul Pogba then recovered shortly after by Eric Bailly

本条评论曾被博格巴搞丢，但随即由拜利夺回。

[–]【索马里】abibyama 613 points 15 hours ago

Van de Beek did more in 5 minutes and than Pogba.

He should start over Pogba but Ole will send Van de Beek back to the Bench.

范德贝克替补登场5分钟都比博格巴贡献更多。

他应该取代博格巴首发出场，但索肖肯定还是会让他回替补席呆着。

[–]【曼联】KindArgument0 203 points 15 hours ago

pogba is a luxury player that we failed to built around. it's time to sent him out and actually built a cohesive midfield.

博格巴太过奢侈，我们围绕他建队的尝试已然失败。是时候把他拿下，建立一套真正紧密的中场班子了。

[–]【曼联】ashu54 244 points 15 hours ago

Pogba will be the end of Ole. When he subbed Matic instead of paul against leicester, we conceded from the fucking kickoff where he forgot to track vardy. Don't know what Ole sees in him.

博格巴将会成为索肖的末日。索肖在对阵莱斯特城的比赛中换下了马蒂奇而不是博格巴，正是后者忘记盯紧瓦尔迪才导致了我们由中场开球开始最终造成失球。

[–]【巴萨】kjasanchez 136 points 14 hours ago

Ole is a puppet. Your board wants Pogba to stay so they will tell Ole to play him always.

索肖不过是个傀儡。主要还是你抬董事会想让博格巴留下，于是指示索肖一直派他首发。

[–]【曼联】KindArgument0 486 points 15 hours ago

eric bailly motm. play him next to varane ffs. i can't watch maguire's lumbering arse catching a striker because a failed offside trap that is caused by him.

拜利全场最佳。就该让他和瓦拉内搭档。瞧瞧马奎尔造越位失败之后撅着笨臀去追对方前锋的样子吧，实在没眼看。

[–]【亚特兰大】Bengoengo2020 789 points 15 hours ago

I’m absolutely devastated

我人没了

[–]【亚特兰大】fapfap_ahh 290 points 15 hours ago

It's our shit defending towards the end of halves.

上下半场两次在尾声阶段丢球，这防守糊到姥姥家了。

[–]【亚特兰大】Bengoengo2020 223 points 15 hours ago

Chicken shit mentality. Happens far too often to be a coincidence, feels like it happens in so many of these big games

精神力简直是弱鸡级。这种破事发生太多回了，已经不能用巧合来解释，感觉我们老在这样重量级的交锋中拉胯。

[–]【艾夫斯FC】Marathon1981 309 points 15 hours ago

Me too, and I'm not even an Atalanta fan.

我也萎了，而我甚至都不是个真蓝黑球迷。

[–]【迈阿密国际】Dann610 1072 points 15 hours ago

Fergie Ronaldo Time

弗格森 C罗时间

[–]【中北美洲及加勒比海足协】Zloggt 261 points 15 hours ago

Do not let him try to score in stoppage time

Worst mistake of my life!

就不该让他在补时阶段有机会射门

一辈子都没犯过这么糟糕的错！

[–]【皇家贝蒂斯】iftair 134 points 15 hours ago

Fergie transferred his energy to Ronaldo once he caught whiff of the idea of CR7 going to City.

自从打消C罗去曼城的想法之后，弗格森立刻就把自己的道行传给C罗了。

[–]grumpy_bumpy 243 points 15 hours ago

Literally saved United's ass here

C罗这一脚真是救了曼联一命

[–]【特立尼达和多巴哥】RjHospe 254 points 15 hours ago

Lol you can say this for the majority of ManU's games this season and it would still be true lol

你这句话放到曼联本赛季绝大部分比赛里都能成立，哈哈

[–]【曼联】kameecoding 62 points 15 hours ago

Well Ole's mostly.

这一脚主要还是救了索肖一命

[–]tedbawno 1423 points 15 hours ago

Ronaldo carrying Man United out of the group stage will be a greater achievement than any of his Ballon d'Ors or 5 Champions League titles

C罗把曼联拖进淘汰赛阶段的这一成就，比他任何一座金球奖或者欧冠奖杯都要来得辉煌

[–]Adornus 622 points 15 hours ago

Seriously. Outside of Bruno this team has been heavy, especially carrying the entire corpse of Maguire.

可不咋滴。除了B费，这支球队简直步履蹒跚，尤其是还要扛着躺尸的马奎尔。

[–]【热刺】carrotflowerking2 384 points 15 hours ago

Bailly was magnificent today.

拜利今晚还是相当出彩。

[–]SkavenHaterBoy 139 points 15 hours ago

Pogba was their worst player today I thought.

而博格巴则是曼联队中表现最差的球员。

[–]neotheseventh 241 points 15 hours ago

Imagine Ronaldo with a competent manager. Sigh

试想一下C罗能与一位称职的教练合作。唉

[–]【阿森纳】Thesecondorigin 284 points 15 hours ago

Ronaldo under pep almost happened. Would’ve been really interested in watching that tbh

C罗差点就跟瓜帅成了。老实说，还蛮想看到那一幕的。

[–]【巴萨】NovacElement 208 points 15 hours ago

Would have been fucking insane. Pep’s system would feed him chances for days

那怕不是要逆天。瓜迪奥拉的传控作坊出炉的饼能把C罗喂到吐。

[–]【皇马】thatdude0125 194 points 15 hours ago

at 36 too. He's not human

而且他已经36岁了。简直不像是人类。

[–]【曼联】AE17__ 193 points 15 hours ago

Just make Ronaldo the manager

干脆直接让C罗当曼联主帅得了

[–]【索马里】abibyama 42 points 15 hours ago

And the director of football.

兼足球总监

[–]Emilioooooo0 32 points 15 hours ago

And throw Ole on with a few minutes to go.

然后在比赛只剩几分钟时派索肖上场。

REPLAY：91' C罗禁区弧顶破门得分

[–]Jabari313 8051 points 15 hours ago

It's actually fucking ridiculous

这真是太特么荒谬了

[–]【中北美洲及加勒比海足协】Zloggt 2518 points 15 hours ago

I was almost certain that it wouldn’t happen again!

我几乎都确定这种事不会再上演了！

[–]【热刺】flavo52 721 points 15 hours ago

Exactly, I said to myself like "haha if this didn't happen the last time they played I would totally think it would happen today".

就是啊，我还自言自语“哈哈哈可惜他们上一场把运气用掉了，不然今天肯定会有补时进球的”。

[–]watanabelover69 580 points 15 hours ago

At this point it’s a safer bet that it will happen.

这种时候，你赌C罗进球的赢面还大一点。

[–]【科克城】Shadowbanned24601 985 points 15 hours ago

He and Ole are going to shithouse the whole Champions League

他和索肖会不会就这样一路跌跌撞撞最后把欧冠拿下啊

[–]360_cookie 677 points 15 hours ago

Utd are winning the champions league solely on 90 min Ronaldo goals.

曼联纯凭C罗在90分钟之后的进球直奔欧冠王座而去

[–]【阿森纳】ZedBaby 462 points 15 hours ago

Really lost for words at this fucking guy

我已经对这家伙无语了

[–]【皇马】ImWasil 335 points 15 hours ago

Just an outside the box tap in. Pfft fanboys

不过是禁区外的捡皮夹罢了。人蜜轻吹。

[–]【埃弗顿】layendecker 3084 points 15 hours ago

Fucking hell. Ronaldo is inevitable

卧了个槽。C罗补时进球这种事注定会发生对吗

[–]【杜伊斯堡】Green_Oyster_Cult 928 points 15 hours ago

Death. Taxes. Ronaldo scoring in CL.

死亡。税收。C罗在欧冠进球。

[–]【巴萨】Danyaro7 2276 points 15 hours ago*

Wow, always him

哇噢，总是他

[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 1574 points 15 hours ago

He’s allergic to the Europa league

他对欧联杯过敏

[–]【不莱梅】MCVanillaFace 703 points 15 hours ago

He could be 45 and EL would still not be on his level

等他到了45岁的年纪，欧联杯也依旧匹配不上他的水准

[–]【英格兰】hbhatt25 3033 points 15 hours ago

EVERY FUCKING TIME

尼玛的，回回都是他

[–]【那不勒斯】TheOwlsLie 466 points 15 hours ago

I was telling my dad and he does this, this man can’t be stopped

我告诉我爹C罗进球了，他就是层主这么说的，这个男人不可阻挡

[–]【巴西】moby323 126 points 13 hours ago

He’s a force of nature.

People throw that phrase around, but he actually deserves it.

他即是大自然的力量。

人们经常把这话挂在嘴边，然而他却是真正配得上这句话的人。

[–]【巴萨】anonymousloverboy 403 points 15 hours ago

Inevitable

无可避免

[–]【曼联】HazardCinema 1064 points 15 hours ago

He’s the CL GOAT

Our season would already be in the bin without him.

他就是欧冠史上最佳球员

要不是他的话，我们这个赛季早就被扫进回收站了。

[–]【贝尔格莱德红星】BuggyDClown 232 points 15 hours ago

Literally won you guys these 7 points in the CL.

他在欧冠里凭借一己之力帮你魔赚了7个积分

[–]【格拉斯格流浪者】Notorious_horse 4959 points 15 hours ago

This guy's fucking plot armour is sickening

这家伙的主角光环未免也太过闪耀了吧

[–]vino8855 867 points 15 hours ago

Plot armour for Ole for sure

分明是索肖的主角光环

[–]【利物浦】No-Shoe5382 1815 points 15 hours ago

He's literally the only player in that entire squad with "United DNA"

What I mean by that is that he's the only player with unwavering confidence who genuinely plays to the end of every game.

他是这支曼联阵容中唯一一位真正拥有“红魔DNA”的球员

我的意思是，只有他拥有毫不动摇的信心，并在每一场比赛中都为胜利而奋战到最后一刻。

[–]RedStarburst99 863 points 15 hours ago

I’d add Cavani too. He’s adopted it really well

我觉得卡瓦尼也可以算上。他融入得非常棒。

[–]【法国】Ereblp 683 points 15 hours ago

Cavani always had it.

卡瓦尼一直都有这样的战斗精神。

[–]allangod 5228 points 15 hours ago

For a player that everyone says Man Utd didn’t need, Ronaldo is fairly carrying the team this season with crucial goal after crucial goal.

大家都说C罗是曼联根本不需要的一名球员，然而正是他通过一个又一个至关重要的进球扛起球队在本赛季艰难前行。

[–]Bonbonalizer 2491 points 15 hours ago

Everybody was right though. He’s hurting the team by keeping ole in the job 😭🤣

但大家都是对的啊。他伤害球队的方式，就是保住了索肖的帅位 😭🤣

[–]【西汉姆联】Wookie301 107 points 14 hours ago

Ole’s CV is just a photo of Ronaldo

索肖的简历里只有一张C罗的照片

[–]c_u_lator_alligator 737 points 15 hours ago

They also said that when he was in Juventus. Look where Juve is now after he left, 9th place in Serie A.

他之前在尤文图斯时，大家也这么说。看看没了C罗之后尤文现在如何吧，已经掉到意甲第九啦。

[–]【多特蒙德】RandomAssNword 3491 points 15 hours ago

Extra time merchant

补时阶段的投机倒把者

[–]cnuggs94 246 points 15 hours ago

Cristiano Ronaldo 90’+1’ (great tap-in)

克里斯蒂亚诺-罗纳尔多 91' （漂亮的捡皮夹）

[–]【阿森纳】Jayveesac 2384 points 15 hours ago

Long-distance tap-in

远距离捡皮夹

[–]【巴萨】Not__Great__Bob 1442 points 15 hours ago

weird looking penalty

看上去怪怪的点球而已

[–]【曼联】mayjaz43 721 points 15 hours ago

Lucky deflection

幸运的折射

[–]CerealBit 407 points 15 hours ago

He can only score in CL farmers league.

只会在欧冠农民联赛里进球。

ON：利物浦 2-0 马德里竞技

[–]【波尔图】GNeiva 963 points 16 hours ago

Nice result for Liverpool, they secure 1st place in the group and now they can rotate their main players in the next fixture to make sure they stay in good shape for the Premier League.

对利物浦来说这是绝佳战果，他们锁定了小组第一，而且可以在接下来的欧冠比赛中轮换阵容，确保他们在英超联赛里的良好状态。

[–]【波尔图】lengors 88 points 16 hours ago

And for us.

对我们来说也是绝佳结果。

[–]【利物浦】Akira_Nishiki 34 points 16 hours ago

Going to go full league cup mode against you probably, hope you get 2nd.

对阵你们的话，估计会以联赛杯阵容出击，希望你们能拿小组第二。

[–]【利物浦】Yolo_The_Dog 54 points 16 hours ago

Cup mode Origi and Taki are different beasts

联赛杯版本的奥里吉与南野拓実可是完全不同的野兽。

[–]【利物浦】GlitteringBuy 291 points 16 hours ago

I'm down to play a second team against Porto.

我倾向于对波尔图时上二队。

[–]【利物浦】Antigonus1i 297 points 15 hours ago

I think we have a moral responsibility to do everything in our power to keep Atletico from advancing into the knockout stages. Let the bastards play Europa League.

我觉得我们出于道义都应该想方设法阻止马竞晋级淘汰赛阶段。让那些混账去踢欧联杯吧。

[–]【AC米兰】Set-Abominae 96 points 14 hours ago

Beat Porto and play kids against us. Pls.

击败波尔图，派你军的儿童队跟我们踢吧。求求了。

[–]【利物浦】ManBoobs13 453 points 16 hours ago

Hope we play our U8s against you, much rather you go through than Atletico.

希望我们能派U8队跟你们踢（注：这句是回复波尔图球迷层主），比起马竞我还是更希望你们能晋级。

[–]【利物浦】RagingWookies 232 points 16 hours ago

I just had a hearty chuckle at the thought of Klopp screaming at a bunch of 10 year olds to press against full grown Porto players.

一想到克洛普对着一帮10岁大的孩子大声嚷嚷，让他们对波尔图的大老爷们球员进行高压逼抢，我就已经笑到断气了

[–]【皇马】tormarod 280 points 16 hours ago

Yes... let the hate flow through you...

对就这样……让恨意浸满你军吧……

[–]LakyousSama 298 points 16 hours ago

You're next on our list for revenge mate

哥们儿，我们复仇名单上的下一个目标就是你团哦

[–]johnnoe_5589 447 points 16 hours ago

Liverpool fans seem to genuinely hate Atletico by now, impressive what has been building up there

利物浦球迷现在看起来特别仇视马竞，这情绪怎么就到了今天这地步呢

[–]zaplinaki 326 points 15 hours ago

--genuinely hate Atletico by now,

they make it easy to hate them

--特别仇视马竞

他们自己就很容易招人恨

[–]【利物浦】LargeCupOfIceWater 96 points 13 hours ago

It's a bit sad, but I genuinely liked a lot of Atletico players. But after our tie with them it was just infuriating. I feel as though that game at Anfield gave birth to Marcos Llorente as a scoring entity as well.

But yeah like the individuals, hate the team behavior when they rough house your players on defense and then fall over like paper on attack.

说来有点不是滋味，但我其实还蛮喜欢好些马竞球员的。然而经历了与他们的那场平局之后，我就只剩愤怒了。而且我感觉那场在安菲尔德的比赛，催生了马科斯-略伦特这样的得分好手。

[–]【利物浦】ndalcdasasdl2-1 135 points 12 hours ago

I hate them for 90 minutes, outside of that I don’t mind them. They’d be my choice for the league over the other two.

90分钟之内我是讨厌马竞的，除此之外我倒对他们不介意。西甲范围内硬要选的话，比起国家德比那俩队，还是马竞更合我意。

[–]bdiebucnshqke 116 points 14 hours ago

Well they are a bunch of unsporting, diving, crying pricks, so it’s incredibly satisfying to see them lose haha

Also Simone and the handshake thing, what a pussy

他们是一群毫无体育精神可言的、充斥着假摔的、糟糕的蠢货，所以看得他们输球真是让人极度舒适哈哈

对了，还有西蒙尼以及他拒绝握手那事儿，真是个混球

[–]【利物浦】Zeulodin 674 points 16 hours ago

The best way to keep Liverpool from scoring is to play 10 men against us.

要想红军不进球？少打一人解君愁

[–]【利物浦】vadapaav 219 points 16 hours ago

Get yourself a red card in first min watch us pass around for 90 min

只要红牌领得早，我军全场练倒脚

[–]【利物浦】_cumblast_ 1141 points 16 hours ago

Liverpool when against 11 men: most entertaining in the world

Liverpool when a man up: making commentators talk about the weather

利物浦在对手人员齐整时：世界上最具观赏性的球队

利物浦在对手罚下一人后：解说员都乏味到聊天气了

[–]【斯托克波特郡FC】english_gritts 379 points 16 hours ago

But we didn’t blow another 2-0 lead this time

但我们这次没有葬送2-0的领先局面呀

[–]【利物浦】TheConundrum98 218 points 16 hours ago

clean sheets are more important than scoring 4 or 5 goals currently

眼下来说，零封比灌进4、5个球更重要

[–]matbezlima 48 points 16 hours ago

I prefer Bayern

还是拜仁给力

[–]【利物浦】CollieDaly 19 points 15 hours ago

In the last week you could be talking about them or their opposition in fairness.

这话用来形容上周的拜仁或者拜仁的对手都合适

[–]【墨西哥】supreme_maxz 66 points 16 hours ago

I'm Mexico they where talking about Luis Suarez wife and how they met. Disgraceful stuff for a broadcast

坐标墨西哥，这边的解说员都开始聊苏亚雷斯和他老婆怎么相识的了。你们在转播比赛啊喂，聊这些也太不要脸了

[–]buzzer7326 56 points 16 hours ago

It's a nice story tbf, quite wholesome iirc.

平心而论，他们的故事不错听哦，还蛮有收获的。

[–]【墨西哥】supreme_maxz 23 points 16 hours ago

Sure, but I'm not watching it for the novela i want the game

是没错，但我没有心情听他们什么狗屁浪漫爱情故事，我现在就想看比赛

[–]【利物浦】IanCaesars 214 points 16 hours ago

Simeone waiting for handshake right there.

西蒙尼就搁场边那儿等着握手。

[–]Sad_Window5548 109 points 16 hours ago

Klopp seems to respect his opinion about handshakes. Didn't go to Simeone at all.

克洛普看上去很尊重西蒙尼关于握手的选择。他压根就没往西蒙尼那边去。

[–]【利物浦】urbannnomad 122 points 16 hours ago

Its weird, he'd rather just stand there awkwardly avoiding eye contact with any Liverpool players/staff instead of just being a normal person after the game. Nobody cares really, its just funny to see someone so stubborn.

真奇怪，他情愿尴尬地站在原地、避免与利物浦球员/工作人员有眼神接触，也不愿意在赛后像个正常人一样。谁在乎呢，反正能看到一个人可以顽固到这种程度还是挺有趣的。

[–]【利物浦】Ollietron3000 54 points 16 hours ago

I don't really care as I'm not meeting him, but I think it's a bit rude. Handshakes are a sign of respect and greeting. If I went to shake someone's hand and they refused, I'd be a bit put out (obviously unless there was a good reason e.g. Covid).

I'm not really sure why "oh he always does it" changes anything. So he's just a bit rude all the time then?

我倒是无所谓，反正我又跟他打不上照面，但我觉得这确实有点无礼。握手是一种尊重与问候的表现。如果我去跟别人握手，而对方拒绝我的话，我肯定会很生气的（当然，除非有很正当的理由，比如防疫需要）。

“噢他一直以来都是不握手的”，这种解释能改变什么吗？我是不太能理解的。所以他一直以来都是这么无礼的咯？

[–]【利物浦】velvetthunder7 193 points 16 hours ago

no you don't understand he goes straight down the tunnel every game, no time for a stupid UK handshake

不，你没理解啦，人家每场比赛都是这样直接走回球员通道的，没有时间浪费在愚蠢的英式握手环节上

[–]【利物浦】TheConundrum98 157 points 16 hours ago

Did someone say group of death?

是谁说这是个死亡之组来着？

[–]emre23 89 points 16 hours ago

But not for me

我反正没这么觉得

[–]【利物浦】Scruds 71 points 16 hours ago

We are the group of death

我们这支队伍就是死亡之组（合）

[–]【利物浦】VivaVillaZapata 17 points 15 hours ago

none of you seem to understand…

看来你们都还没明白……

（译注：此处为《守望者》罗夏台词，“看来你们都还没明白，不是我和你们关在了一起，而是你们和我关在了一起！”）

[–]【利物浦】_Doda 21 points 16 hours ago

yes... we are death!

是的，我们便是死神！

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