[英超传声筒]MD28 天残脚穿裆插花脚，到头来不过北伦敦的一个注脚

[–]【色格拉布鲁日】stella__art 1355 points 19 hours ago 

The way Arsenal played with a man down is very very curious

阿森纳最后的梦游表现，让人感觉他们才是少打一人的一方

[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 954 points 19 hours ago 

Controlled the game until spurs went down to ten men then went to shit completely and held on for dear life.

我厂在热刺被罚下一人之前完全掌控了比赛，接着就进入了彻底摆烂，堪堪保命的节奏。

[–]【阿森纳】HaroldSaxon 324 points 18 hours ago 

Its not even the first time, when we decide to sit back and defend a lead (be it just before half time or at the end of the game) we look so suspect - unlike last season where we held firm against Liverpool and Man City and looked good.

这不是第一次了，每次我厂打算收缩防守、保住领先优势的时候（上半场结束前或者整场比赛结束前），队伍看上去总是犹豫不决——这跟上赛季完全不同，我们对利物浦和曼城领先后都能稳稳当当地守住比分。

[–]【阿森纳】birdinthird 163 points 18 hours ago 

Arteta always wants to be super defensive when we have a lead in a big game. It usually works out but jesus christ can it be frustrating

但凡在焦点战役取得领先，塔帅就恨不得开个守鹤之盾似的。虽然效果还行，但看起来真特么致郁

[–]【热刺】too_old_throwaway 199 points 18 hours ago 

Mourinho set us up to fail. The Sissoko-Bale sub, parking the fucking bus when we we've been flying the last few weeks, Matt fucking Doherty playing and not getting subbed off.

输球的锅穆帅扛好吧。西索科入替贝尔、在最近状态正佳的时候摆他么的大巴、多赫蒂打得稀烂也不调整。

[–]jameswinnow12 217 points 18 hours ago 

Bale was horrible though. Literally provided nothing by going forward or backwards

但贝尔状态确实够呛。攻防两端都毫无贡献。

[–]【阿森纳】DeepGreedy 1599 points 19 hours ago 

Nice of Tottenham to wait until they went down to 10 men to start trying

热刺直到十人作战才开始尝试进攻，看看人家这气度

[–]【热刺】PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON 378 points 18 hours ago 

I’m surprised even that did it tbf lol

而且殊死一击还打得有声有色我是没想到的

[–]【阿森纳】someoneLazy 195 points 18 hours ago 

Doubt it had anything to do with them and more to do with us

尾声那局面，与其说是他刺起势，不如说是我厂抓瞎

[–]【热刺】justenjoylife 779 points 19 hours ago 

If you’ve never watched Lamela play, this game is all you need to see.

如果你从未看过拉梅拉踢球，那么你看这一场比赛就足够见识他了。

[–]【拉梅拉】Kacham132 195 points 18 hours ago 

Lamela Masterclass

大师级拉梅拉

[–]【阿森纳】sakanelli 174 points 18 hours ago 

Can't describe how much I hate him.

He has everything to be hated. Such a dickhead

我都找不到词儿形容我有多恨他。

能把各种招人恨的特质集于一身也是奇葩。纯二逼。

[–]阿森纳faraznomani 25 points 18 hours ago 

No wonder Mou doesn’t play him more than a half.

难怪穆帅一般最多让他踢半场球。

[–]khaleel22 86 points 18 hours ago 

As a first time Lamela viewer, I agree.

作为第一次看拉梅拉比赛的人，同意层主观点。

[–]【阿森纳】meezy295 1546 points 19 hours ago 

This club is going to be the death of me

死神算个球，这支球队随时都能要了我亲命

[–]【曼城】Skilledlab0ur 311 points 18 hours ago 

I don't support arsenal, and even i was tense as fuck the last 15 minutes

我不是枪迷，但是比赛最后15分钟连我都紧张得快挫屎

[–]【阿森纳】MuchSalt 112 points 18 hours ago 

we are somehow a distant sibling now

现在我和楼上就是异父异母的亲兄弟了

[–]【阿森纳】sakanelli 91 points 18 hours ago 

Maybe its because of Arteta

大概是源自阿尔特塔这个纽带吧

[–]【热刺】PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON 503 points 19 hours ago 

You’re telling me

说得好像就你家球队要人命一样

[–]【克罗地亚】Strananach 387 points 18 hours ago 

Arsenal and Tottenham fans jumping together holding hands

阿森纳与托特纳姆球迷手牵着手一同跳跃

[–]【热刺】PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON 509 points 18 hours ago 

Now THIS is where we get the ‘thank you Sol Campbell’ banner out

终于等到把“谢谢你坎贝尔”这条横幅打出来的时候了

[–]Houssem_Aouar 163 points 18 hours ago 

Bruh you've triggered riots across north london with this comment

北伦敦骚乱的罪魁祸首找到了↑

[–]JioJio92 705 points 19 hours ago 

Arsenal were playing like they had a red card, at the end there. 😅

阿森纳在尾声阶段踢得像是他们吃了红牌一样。

[–]【阿森纳】tomdawg0022 245 points 18 hours ago 

We were clenching hard at the end. Thank god we got out of that...

最后时刻我们非常吃紧。感谢上帝总算死里逃生了……

[–]JioJio92 131 points 18 hours ago 

The Kane free kick followed by the Gabriel block giving both fans heart attacks.

凯恩那脚任意球，以及加布里埃尔随后的封堵，让双方球迷的速效救心丸都没少吃。

[–]LostItAlluk 135 points 18 hours ago* 

Mourinho sides only attack when they’re losing and there’s 15 minutes left

There’s Kane, Son and Bale ffs if you go for it most teams will sit back and you’ll control the game.

穆里尼奥的球队只会在比方落后且只剩15分钟时才会进攻

坐拥凯恩、孙兴慜和贝尔三叉戟，要是大举进攻的话，大部分球队都会退守的，热刺分分钟就能控制比赛。

[–]【阿森纳】Ass_Eater_ 62 points 18 hours ago 

They were unbelievably bad today, I was surprised.

今天他刺差得让人难以置信，我都看呆了。

[–]【阿森纳】longconsilver13 1143 points 19 hours ago* 

Lamela scoring one of the best goals I've ever seen in an NLD only to get himself sent off and for Spurs to still lose is the schadenfreude I need on a Sunday

拉梅拉打进我在北伦敦德比中见过的最漂亮进球之一，就为了后面被红牌罚下并让热刺三分变零分，周日得此幸灾乐祸之事，夫复何求

[–]glycerethe 180 points 18 hours ago 

With some luck you guys might have won by 3-1, that Smith Rowe shot off the bar, not to mention you guys played without your captain and top scorer.

运气再好点的话，你厂也许能赢个3-1，史密斯-罗那脚中横梁的射门可惜了，而且你们的队长兼头号得分手还没上阵。

[–]【芝加哥红星】ostermei 112 points 17 hours ago 

Wouldn't have been shocking at 4-1 with Cedric's blast off the post, either.

4-1也不是没可能啊，塞德里克还有一脚击中立柱呢。

[–]【热刺】ihateredditors2022 486 points 19 hours ago 

I wish we'd start attacking BEFORE we're down.

Either in goals or men, ideally fucking both.

真希望我们能在陷入被动之前就开始进攻。

比分被动也好，人数被动也罢，最好在这两者陷入被动之前就开打。

[–]【巴萨】siriOfWakanda 132 points 18 hours ago 

Mourinho is always afraid of conceding. That's why it happens. It happened with with us when Valverde was in charge. So I can understand this feeling.

穆里尼奥总是惧怕丢球。所以才会有这种事。巴尔韦德执教我村时也是这样。这种感受我能理解。

[–]【热刺】Vhascometo__ 96 points 19 hours ago 

"The special one" doesn't allow it

“特别的一个”不容许这样的事发生

[–]【富勒姆】FleetingQuill 510 points 19 hours ago 

This is what football is all about. Derby day, both sides scoring, action packed and most importantly no shady VAR or refereeing. When VAR was needed, it was quick and efficient.

这才是足球应有的样子。德比日、双方进球、激烈交锋，最重要的是VAR或主裁判不整活。当需要VAR介入时，也能迅速而有效地执行。

[–]【莫克姆FC】Tim-Sanchez 535 points 19 hours ago 

Michael Oliver had a great game, and a game with 3 goals, a red card and a penalty and 0 VAR controversies is refreshing.

奥利弗的吹罚很棒，这场比赛有着3个进球、1张红牌和1个点球，但VAR却是0争议，还真是一股清流。

[–]【阿森纳】pnkj2966 236 points 18 hours ago 

Continues to be best ref in the Prem.

他依然能稳坐英超裁判红榜头把交椅。

[–]【摩德纳】neverfinishedanythi 107 points 18 hours ago 

that's not a compliment at all

这还真不是恭维

[–]【阿森纳】ADDactionHERO 185 points 18 hours ago 

Should have given Kane a yellow for that abomination of a challenge on Gabriel but otherwise agreed.

凯恩对加布里埃尔的犯规应该被出示一张黄牌的，不过除此之外的判罚确实没话说。

[–]Ladorb 108 points 18 hours ago 

What an embarrasing interview by Jose after the match...

穆帅的赛后采访真是尬得抠脚啊……

[–]【阿森纳】Chaz_Carlos 64 points 18 hours ago 

From the very start of the interview he came off extremely petulant, very on brand

采访一开始他就特别暴躁，传统艺能了

[–]【阿森纳】SymphonyARG 16 points 18 hours ago 

what did he say?

他说啥了？

[–]Ladorb 48 points 18 hours ago 

He basically tried to blame the loss on the refs and failed miserably.

基本上就是输球怪裁判呗，然而没人买账

[–]【阿森纳】nik-nak333 37 points 17 hours ago 

Yummy. That's the cherry on top of this sundae.

真香。吃着回锅肉又送了碟泡菜。

[–]【阿森纳】BlackMoses18 79 points 19 hours ago 

Arsenal were more likely to beat Arsenal than Spurs

比起热刺，还是阿森纳更像是要击败阿森纳的样子

[–]bolibombis 3337 points 20 hours ago 

Reguilon face says it all

最佳捧哏：雷吉隆的表情

[–]DropItLikeItsKlopp 1116 points 19 hours ago 

Nutmeg Rabona, sounds like a delicious dish.

穿裆插花，听起来就像一道美味佳肴。

（译注：nutmeg也有肉豆蔻的意思）

[–]【国际米兰】interfan1999 264 points 19 hours ago 

Lamela in italian means "the apple"

拉梅拉在意大利语里是“苹果”的意思

[–]stonecoldsteveirwin_ 98 points 19 hours ago 

What does rabona translate as?

那么插花在意大利语里又是啥意思？

[–]【国际米兰】interfan1999 324 points 18 hours ago 

Rabona

插花

[–]Low_discrepancy 401 points 17 hours ago 

Such a beautiful language

好优美的意国话

[–]palbo 45 points 21 hours ago 

And in spanish it means "lick it"

然而拉梅拉在西班牙语里是“舔”的意思

[–]【利物浦】emre23 4506 points 20 hours ago 

The one-legged footballer strikes again

那个天残脚球员又开张啦

[–]TurboMollusk 2039 points 20 hours ago 

Erik: I want to be a great footballer

The devil: okay one condition...

Erik: absolutely no problem

拉梅拉：我想成为了不起的球员

魔鬼：可以，但有一个条件…

拉梅拉：你随便开

[–]【曼联】ZachMich 1185 points 19 hours ago 

Lamela: I want to be at least half the player Messi is.

Devil: Sure.

拉梅拉：最起码，能达到梅西一半的程度就行

魔鬼：妥了

[–]【多特蒙德】SpaNkinGG 646 points 19 hours ago 

Just imagine it.

Just having half the passes, goals, assists Messi had. You still would be an absolute clublegend no matter where you went, its insane

你想象一下。

梅西的传球、进球、助攻能力你只拿一半。但不管你去哪儿效力，你还是铁定能成为俱乐部传奇，老厉害了

[–]Alph1ne 341 points 18 hours ago 

Yeah being half the player Messi is means you’re hitting double digits in goals and assists every season that’s wild

是啊，成为百分之五十的梅西意味着你每个赛季都能刷出两位数的进球和助攻，吓人不

[–]【雷恩】ThePr1d3 457 points 17 hours ago 

Plot twist, all your passes, shots, touches ends half too short to reach target. Also you are 85cm and can only speak half sente

反转来了，你所有的传球、射门、触球都会离目标差一半距离。同时你身高只有85公分，说话只能讲一半的句子。

[–]【皇马】thebig6 306 points 20 hours ago 

This must be a Puskás winner

这球稳拿普斯卡什奖了

[–]【不莱梅】rScoobySkreep 337 points 20 hours ago 

Can’t be, the ball didn’t enter the goal in the air.

不可能，走地面进的球想都别想。

[–]lilfooty 113 points 19 hours ago 

Salah's joke of a goal won it and it lost credibility

萨拉赫那个球获选之后，这奖就没那么权威了

[–]【热刺】ronaldo119 5608 points 20 hours ago 

FUCK A RIGHT FOOT

右脚不用可以捐掉

[–]jamila22 730 points 20 hours ago 

Yeah his right foot is exclusively for balance

他的右脚纯为保持平衡长的

[–]【热刺】TheUderfrykte 331 points 20 hours ago 

He needs it to wrap his left around it.

还是有用的，不然插花脚的时候左脚绕个寂寞啊

[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 2702 points 20 hours ago2 

r/soccer: there’s no way he can continue only using his left foot.

Lamela: and i took it personally

足球区：拉梅拉只用左脚踢球的话，职业生涯路就走窄了

拉梅拉：看我打你们脸

[–]【阿森纳】sparkyjay23 731 points 20 hours ago 

We had this thread this fucking week about how he'd rather rabona than use that foot

就这周我们还在另外一个帖子里讨论呢，当时说拉梅拉宁愿用插花脚使活儿也不愿意用右脚

[–]Cloudy_Customer 463 points 19 hours ago 

Here you go

Lamela is so one footed he'd rather try to score a rabona than pass with his right.

传送门：

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/m329id/spursstatman_erik_lamela_is_yet_to_complete_a/gqmipz0/

（译注：该贴主题为拉梅拉赛季至今仍未用右脚完成一次传球）

拉梅拉逆足太差，用右脚传球不如用插花脚得分

[–]【热刺】LinksOrGTFO 127 points 20 hours ago 

Messi is just a two footed Lamela.

梅西，又称双腿健全的拉梅拉。

[–]【皇马】SenZeyxx 72 points 20 hours ago* 

Who needs a right leg when you can Rabona it into the goal

插花脚能进球的话，谁还需要右腿

[–]CosmicDrifterDK 2541 points 20 hours ago 

This is such a fucking typical Arsenal match so far

到目前为止，真特喵的就是招牌式阿森纳比赛呗

[–]【热刺】bfm211 875 points 20 hours ago 

Out first shot lol

哈哈哈，这还是我们的第一脚射门

[–]【曼联】FifaDK 476 points 20 hours ago 

And from a player who didn't even start

还来自一名替补球员

[–]【阿森纳】CosmicDrifterDK 307 points 20 hours ago 

And now we've hit the woodwork for a 2nd time, kill me

现在我们还又一次击中门框，我不活了

[–]Ld511 898 points 20 hours ago 

This man hates his right foot

这人是和自己的右脚有不共戴天之仇吗

[–]【利马素尔】AkatsukiEUNE 356 points 23 hours ago 

scenes when he passes with his right foot and it gets posted on r/soccer with hundreds of awards

想想看，要是哪天他突然用右脚完成了传球，到足球区发个帖的打赏都能赚不少啊

[–]DarkNovaGamer 95 points 23 hours ago 

Why would you give r/soccer ideas?! Why?!

财富密码这种天机你泄露出来干啥玩意？！

[–]【克拉科维亚】Lechite 13 points 23 hours ago 

Me after the goal: Why don't they play Lamela all the time?

Me after the red: 😮

目睹进球后的我：热刺为什么不一直派他首发呢？

目睹红牌后的我：😮