译者注：听闻杜兰特下家有意费城，正好今天有点时间，搬运一点外网费城球迷的观点来给长草期浇浇水。
（毕竟刚找回虎扑的密码，和之国也打完了。）
AssassinPanda97: It just feels nice to be wanted
一时备胎一时爽。
--ProcessMeMrHinkie：Funny how KD loves Harden and now hates Kyrie lol
感情总是妙不可言，谁能想到登哥才是阿杜真爱，欧文原来才是小三。
----Gotshaa：Where do you get he hates Kyrie? He's literally fucking over Brooklyn for Kyrie, because they didn't give him fully guaranteed years on his extension.
你可错了，他爱欧文爱得深沉，就因为篮网不愿给欧文足年保障的续约，就直接和球队掀桌子了。
----MasterKenshi13：The whole thing is confusing. Heard he hated Harden and was mad at the nets for not extending Kyrie, now this? lol
肥皂剧变成了悬疑剧。先前听说阿杜甩脸登哥，然后为了欧文暴走，结果现在又来这出？哈？
------SosaDaVinci：He never hated Harden. He was upset and salty that Harden dipped, but hate is a strong word.
纠正一下，他从来没恨过登哥，顶多是对登哥的下滑感到失望。“恨”这个字眼过于强烈了。
--------HCEarwick：I don't think we know half of what really going on but when they turn all this mess into a mini series for Netflix, I'm in.
作为非当事人，咱可能连真相的门都没摸到，净隔着窗户纸瞅呢。但是如果他们愿意把这拍成肥皂剧搬到爱奇艺上，那我第一个破门而入。
stiljo24：i think there's almost no chance this happens.
but holy shit the villains harden embiid durant playing for the villain city of philadelphia would give this town so much of the negative attention we love deep down
我估摸着最后还是竹篮打水一场空。
但要是咱真解锁了邪恶大反派书包胡子帝的话，那咱邪恶都市的名号可就坐实了，被万众仇视的感觉能爽死个人。
--YesWhatHello：Especially considering we’d have to trade the only player on our team that’s universally liked by other teams’ fans lol
嗯，那是，尤其咱还得把咱们唯一被其他所有人都喜欢的宝送走。
----ozninja80：Korkmaz?
确实，人人都爱麻子。
--chaseiam：If KD sincerely considers this an option than there is a real chance.
要是阿杜是真心把我们当成合格备胎而不只是钓钓我们的话，说不定我们真有机会上位。
--JDubKilla：r/nba would implode
那湿乎乎要炸。
Tablemannerz：fuck man fuck
我嘞个去，我嘞个大蛐蛐。
WheresMyFalafelYo：I tricked my girlfriend into being a sixers fan despite hating sports, solely by showing her every video I could find of Tyrese Maxey being wholesome. Obviously my girlfriend being a sixers fan is far more important than any potential improvement we might make by getting KD, so I'm out.
我刚把我女票忽悠成76人球迷，要知道她对体育完全没兴趣，这全靠我24小时全方位不间断地给她放西宝的各种唯美视频啊！我先说明立场，我女票是76人球迷这件事可比我们得到KD重要的多，所以我反对。
--indoninjah：Between the fall of Matisse and the potential trade of Maxey, Sixers fans' girlfriends really suffering these days
在对赛宝恨铁不成钢以及对西宝可能被交易的终日惶惶之间，你费球迷的女票们这些日子着实不好过啊。
--LoyalTurtle3：same but with my wife
是唉，不过我的是老婆。
Tomdooleyphl：Typed out a thing about making the most out of Embiid’s prime by getting KD even if it hurts to lose Maxey or whatever but there’s almost no chance we’d get KD if Boston really offered Brown.
在大帝黄金期如果能得到KD，即使失去西宝也能接受。但其实要是绿凯真愿意送出杰伦那咱真没啥戏。
--uncomfortbIe：i’d value Maxey over Brown but i’m biased
不管不管就不管，我西宝可比杰伦值钱，我就偏心了怎么着吧。
----YesWhatHello：That’s some huge bias lol
那你的心都偏到西伯利亚去了。
lil_extro_vert_：oh boy
I’d do it but I’d be crying after. I really do love maxey that much but we’d be favorites if we did this
In retrospect if there was a way to send matisse instead of a first in the harden trade that would’ve been beneficial. Maxey Harris and two firsts is competitive idk if one first gets it done, even if we lifted the protection on the 2027 pick
Also you guys are kidding yourselves if you think morey wouldn’t do this lol
Edit: we would have the best scoring big man, the best scoring wing, and one of the best scoring guards who is also an elite passer lol
兄弟们，我同意这笔交易，虽然我会心痛。我爱西宝胜过一切，但如果能换来KD那我愿意干。
现在想想，要是交易来登哥的时候咱能送出赛宝，然后少交一个首轮的话，那现在主动权就更大了。西宝拖把加两个首轮相当有竞争力了，我不确定一个首轮行不行，即便我们解除27年的保护。
另外，如果你们觉得莫狗不会这么梭哈的话，那你们可真是自欺欺人了。
试想：联盟最好的大个子，联盟最好的侧翼，联盟最好的双能卫都在咱队里的话，唉哟那可要美死我了。
Brokenoreo：idk I'm torn on this. like it's KD you have to get him but all the nonsense going on in Brooklyn rn does not seem appealing.
also feel like continuity is important. like there hasn't been a consistent core group of players from one year to the next in the entire embiid era
我对这事很纠结。照理说那可是杜兰特啊，你必须无脑梭哈的人啊。然而现在布鲁克林的肥皂剧让人有些望而生畏。
而且我觉得稳定性对一支球队而言很重要。你就看整个恩比德时代，他每一年身边的核心配置就没一样过。
--fuckbrocolli：Bro if you can get KD Harden and Embiid on one team you fucking do it lol. If it doesn’t work out then it was never gonna work out
老哥别管什么稳定性了，你要是能同时拥有杜兰特哈登恩比德，那可真是王八办走读鳖不住校了。不成功便成仁啊！
Icepickjones：KD is KD, but he's also held together with duct tape. He's no spring chicken and plagued with injuries. You push all your chips into the middle to get him you basically sacrifice all depth.
It's Embiid, Harden, Durant, and then a pile of towels playing the 2 and a cardboard cutout of Gritty in the 3.
I want KD but I'm scared, it's high risk high reward. It's not an auto chip. And if they don't win a chip this year I'm also scared about the following year. Everyone bailing and blowing up the team like Nets are suffering through right now.
那是杜兰特不假，但他也是饱经风霜的老人了，春风不得意马蹄抬不起。你要是全部身家来梭哈的话，那你可就毫无深度可言了。
纸面上就剩三巨头，然后二号位上个挥毛巾的，三号位呢，咱的吉祥物来凑数吗？
我也很想要杜兰特啊，但我也真的怂，回报高风险也高啊，而且就这样冠军也不是说手拿把攥。要是今年没夺冠我真担心明年球队就炸了。就跟隔壁他网一样，你看炸的妈都不认识了。
TheStonedAlchem1st：I would prefer to have a decade of Maxey as opposed to three years of post-prime Durant at this point. I understand how great KD is, but everything is consistently a shit show with that guy and mortgaging our future simply isn’t ideal.
我宁愿拥有未来十年的马克西，也不愿押宝三年的杜兰特。我知道阿杜多屌，但他搅和球队的能力一样很屌，把我们的未来押给杜兰特可真不能说得上好。
--lardbiscuits：Stop it.
If our window closes in two years Maxey is gone anyway as we will be doing a full reset.
I don’t give a shit about KD’s clown antics. Anyone who wouldn’t take him for Maxey is an insane person.
可拉倒吧。
咱的夺冠窗口就剩这两年了，这两年要没出成绩马克西照样要送走重建。
我一点不关心KD的小丑行为，任何不愿用马克西换KD的人脑子都有猫饼。
Cjs8181：I want no part in KD. Quickest way to turn your team into a circus is getting this guy
我一点也不欢迎杜兰特，除非你想迅速把你的球队变成一个马戏团。
--JoeNasser：Look man, as a Nets fan, I hate this mf after the trade request, but truth to be told he's not the main reason we're a circus and as long as he's done trying to play LeGM, you'll be fine if you got him although I think it's very unlikely.
The only shot the 6ers got at landing him imo is if Marks loves Maxey and views him as a possible future franchise cornerstone, kinda like the way Morey viewed Harden back in 2012.
那啥哥们，作为篮网球迷，在这货提出交易申请后我也粉转黑了，但实话实说，他不是我们布鲁克林马戏团的始作俑者。其实只要他别总试图扮演那位勒总经理的角色的话，你会发现他真的很棒，虽然目测不太可能。
我觉得目前你费能得到阿杜的唯一机会是，马克斯无比心水马克西，觉得毕竟都姓马，拿来当基石也不错。就像当年莫狗看待还是个雏儿的哈登那样。
HappyPhilmore3：Pass. Maxey is my best friend now.
一边儿旯去。我和西宝如胶似漆。
JokersRWildStudios：Here we go boys. I’m sorry Tyrese. We will always love you.
这边来我的杜。西宝对不起，你很好但我们不合适。
翻译：@特拉法尔加丶羅
审核：连图都懒得找了，就别审了凑合看吧= =
译者注：听闻杜兰特下家有意费城，正好今天有点时间，搬运一点外网费城球迷的观点来给长草期浇浇水。
（毕竟刚找回虎扑的密码，和之国也打完了。）
AssassinPanda97: It just feels nice to be wanted
一时备胎一时爽。
--ProcessMeMrHinkie：Funny how KD loves Harden and now hates Kyrie lol
感情总是妙不可言，谁能想到登哥才是阿杜真爱，欧文原来才是小三。
----Gotshaa：Where do you get he hates Kyrie? He's literally fucking over Brooklyn for Kyrie, because they didn't give him fully guaranteed years on his extension.
你可错了，他爱欧文爱得深沉，就因为篮网不愿给欧文足年保障的续约，就直接和球队掀桌子了。
----MasterKenshi13：The whole thing is confusing. Heard he hated Harden and was mad at the nets for not extending Kyrie, now this? lol
肥皂剧变成了悬疑剧。先前听说阿杜甩脸登哥，然后为了欧文暴走，结果现在又来这出？哈？
------SosaDaVinci：He never hated Harden. He was upset and salty that Harden dipped, but hate is a strong word.
纠正一下，他从来没恨过登哥，顶多是对登哥的下滑感到失望。“恨”这个字眼过于强烈了。
--------HCEarwick：I don't think we know half of what really going on but when they turn all this mess into a mini series for Netflix, I'm in.
作为非当事人，咱可能连真相的门都没摸到，净隔着窗户纸瞅呢。但是如果他们愿意把这拍成肥皂剧搬到爱奇艺上，那我第一个破门而入。
stiljo24：i think there's almost no chance this happens.
but holy shit the villains harden embiid durant playing for the villain city of philadelphia would give this town so much of the negative attention we love deep down
我估摸着最后还是竹篮打水一场空。
但要是咱真解锁了邪恶大反派书包胡子帝的话，那咱邪恶都市的名号可就坐实了，被万众仇视的感觉能爽死个人。
--YesWhatHello：Especially considering we’d have to trade the only player on our team that’s universally liked by other teams’ fans lol
嗯，那是，尤其咱还得把咱们唯一被其他所有人都喜欢的宝送走。
----ozninja80：Korkmaz?
确实，人人都爱麻子。
--chaseiam：If KD sincerely considers this an option than there is a real chance.
要是阿杜是真心把我们当成合格备胎而不只是钓钓我们的话，说不定我们真有机会上位。
--JDubKilla：r/nba would implode
那湿乎乎要炸。
Tablemannerz：fuck man fuck
我嘞个去，我嘞个大蛐蛐。
WheresMyFalafelYo：I tricked my girlfriend into being a sixers fan despite hating sports, solely by showing her every video I could find of Tyrese Maxey being wholesome. Obviously my girlfriend being a sixers fan is far more important than any potential improvement we might make by getting KD, so I'm out.
我刚把我女票忽悠成76人球迷，要知道她对体育完全没兴趣，这全靠我24小时全方位不间断地给她放西宝的各种唯美视频啊！我先说明立场，我女票是76人球迷这件事可比我们得到KD重要的多，所以我反对。
--indoninjah：Between the fall of Matisse and the potential trade of Maxey, Sixers fans' girlfriends really suffering these days
在对赛宝恨铁不成钢以及对西宝可能被交易的终日惶惶之间，你费球迷的女票们这些日子着实不好过啊。
--LoyalTurtle3：same but with my wife
是唉，不过我的是老婆。
Tomdooleyphl：Typed out a thing about making the most out of Embiid’s prime by getting KD even if it hurts to lose Maxey or whatever but there’s almost no chance we’d get KD if Boston really offered Brown.
在大帝黄金期如果能得到KD，即使失去西宝也能接受。但其实要是绿凯真愿意送出杰伦那咱真没啥戏。
--uncomfortbIe：i’d value Maxey over Brown but i’m biased
不管不管就不管，我西宝可比杰伦值钱，我就偏心了怎么着吧。
----YesWhatHello：That’s some huge bias lol
那你的心都偏到西伯利亚去了。
lil_extro_vert_：oh boy
I’d do it but I’d be crying after. I really do love maxey that much but we’d be favorites if we did this
In retrospect if there was a way to send matisse instead of a first in the harden trade that would’ve been beneficial. Maxey Harris and two firsts is competitive idk if one first gets it done, even if we lifted the protection on the 2027 pick
Also you guys are kidding yourselves if you think morey wouldn’t do this lol
Edit: we would have the best scoring big man, the best scoring wing, and one of the best scoring guards who is also an elite passer lol
兄弟们，我同意这笔交易，虽然我会心痛。我爱西宝胜过一切，但如果能换来KD那我愿意干。
现在想想，要是交易来登哥的时候咱能送出赛宝，然后少交一个首轮的话，那现在主动权就更大了。西宝拖把加两个首轮相当有竞争力了，我不确定一个首轮行不行，即便我们解除27年的保护。
另外，如果你们觉得莫狗不会这么梭哈的话，那你们可真是自欺欺人了。
试想：联盟最好的大个子，联盟最好的侧翼，联盟最好的双能卫都在咱队里的话，唉哟那可要美死我了。
Brokenoreo：idk I'm torn on this. like it's KD you have to get him but all the nonsense going on in Brooklyn rn does not seem appealing.
also feel like continuity is important. like there hasn't been a consistent core group of players from one year to the next in the entire embiid era
我对这事很纠结。照理说那可是杜兰特啊，你必须无脑梭哈的人啊。然而现在布鲁克林的肥皂剧让人有些望而生畏。
而且我觉得稳定性对一支球队而言很重要。你就看整个恩比德时代，他每一年身边的核心配置就没一样过。
--fuckbrocolli：Bro if you can get KD Harden and Embiid on one team you fucking do it lol. If it doesn’t work out then it was never gonna work out
老哥别管什么稳定性了，你要是能同时拥有杜兰特哈登恩比德，那可真是王八办走读鳖不住校了。不成功便成仁啊！
Icepickjones：KD is KD, but he's also held together with duct tape. He's no spring chicken and plagued with injuries. You push all your chips into the middle to get him you basically sacrifice all depth.
It's Embiid, Harden, Durant, and then a pile of towels playing the 2 and a cardboard cutout of Gritty in the 3.
I want KD but I'm scared, it's high risk high reward. It's not an auto chip. And if they don't win a chip this year I'm also scared about the following year. Everyone bailing and blowing up the team like Nets are suffering through right now.
那是杜兰特不假，但他也是饱经风霜的老人了，春风不得意马蹄抬不起。你要是全部身家来梭哈的话，那你可就毫无深度可言了。
纸面上就剩三巨头，然后二号位上个挥毛巾的，三号位呢，咱的吉祥物来凑数吗？
我也很想要杜兰特啊，但我也真的怂，回报高风险也高啊，而且就这样冠军也不是说手拿把攥。要是今年没夺冠我真担心明年球队就炸了。就跟隔壁他网一样，你看炸的妈都不认识了。
TheStonedAlchem1st：I would prefer to have a decade of Maxey as opposed to three years of post-prime Durant at this point. I understand how great KD is, but everything is consistently a shit show with that guy and mortgaging our future simply isn’t ideal.
我宁愿拥有未来十年的马克西，也不愿押宝三年的杜兰特。我知道阿杜多屌，但他搅和球队的能力一样很屌，把我们的未来押给杜兰特可真不能说得上好。
--lardbiscuits：Stop it.
If our window closes in two years Maxey is gone anyway as we will be doing a full reset.
I don’t give a shit about KD’s clown antics. Anyone who wouldn’t take him for Maxey is an insane person.
可拉倒吧。
咱的夺冠窗口就剩这两年了，这两年要没出成绩马克西照样要送走重建。
我一点不关心KD的小丑行为，任何不愿用马克西换KD的人脑子都有猫饼。
Cjs8181：I want no part in KD. Quickest way to turn your team into a circus is getting this guy
我一点也不欢迎杜兰特，除非你想迅速把你的球队变成一个马戏团。
--JoeNasser：Look man, as a Nets fan, I hate this mf after the trade request, but truth to be told he's not the main reason we're a circus and as long as he's done trying to play LeGM, you'll be fine if you got him although I think it's very unlikely.
The only shot the 6ers got at landing him imo is if Marks loves Maxey and views him as a possible future franchise cornerstone, kinda like the way Morey viewed Harden back in 2012.
那啥哥们，作为篮网球迷，在这货提出交易申请后我也粉转黑了，但实话实说，他不是我们布鲁克林马戏团的始作俑者。其实只要他别总试图扮演那位勒总经理的角色的话，你会发现他真的很棒，虽然目测不太可能。
我觉得目前你费能得到阿杜的唯一机会是，马克斯无比心水马克西，觉得毕竟都姓马，拿来当基石也不错。就像当年莫狗看待还是个雏儿的哈登那样。
HappyPhilmore3：Pass. Maxey is my best friend now.
一边儿旯去。我和西宝如胶似漆。
JokersRWildStudios：Here we go boys. I’m sorry Tyrese. We will always love you.
这边来我的杜。西宝对不起，你很好但我们不合适。
翻译：@特拉法尔加丶羅
审核：连图都懒得找了，就别审了凑合看吧= =
