Excuse me, but have you ever heard of Hi-Coin (Hibbert-Coin, pronounced: hee-koin)？
A little heads up from JRS (JR = Hupu users, literally means Jesse Pinkman's favorite word)
During a time of true NBA centers seem to be extinct, he has emerged to become one of the flagships of the center position. He nailed a 10.8+6.6+2.3+43.9% stat during the regular season, got selected into ASG, and also managed to land a 2nd spot in DPOY voting.
However, despite all these achievements, recently he hit his all time low like a PMS that lasts for 32 days a month. We used to call him “Black Yao Ming”, later this nickname became "Black Yao? Bitch Please", and then we just call him “Tabula Hibbersa”, and now, we proudly present to you, “Hibbert-Coin”.
Omer Asik is equivalent to 5 Hibberts
Soon someone posted a thread all dedicated to Hibbert:
One Asik could be exchanged into 5 Hibberts, so I assume "Hibbert" has become some kind of unit of measurement?
Hence, the equation 1 Asik = 5 Hibbert has been widely accepted within Hupu community.
Due to Hibbert's constant groovy performances, the prevalence of this concept became inevitable.
The following thread marked the era when Hi-Coin became an international currency when someone started to apply it on a larger extent:【From Reddit】If the Pacers lose in the first round who becomes available in trade?
Set 1 Asik = 5 Hibbert as international standard
West = 7 Hibbert
George Hill = 4 Hibbert
Turner = 5 Hibbert
Scola = 3 Hibbert
Mahinmi = 2 Hibbert
PG = 10 Hibbert
Lavoy Allen = 2 Hibbert
Copeland = 2 Hibbert
CJ Watson =2 Hibbert
Rasual Butler = 2 Hibbert
Bowling King = 2 Hibbert
Lance = 5 Hibbert
Hibbert = 1 Hibbert
Therefore,the Value of Indiana Pacers = 46 Hibbert. That's all we got, let's see if we could trade some of them for some other goodies.
Your wise words have enlightened me. I have an epiphany that later when we discuss a player's trade value, we could all use "Hibbert" as a standardized unit.
Standardized measurement!! Hibbert has leaped his first step on his kampf to become NBA's Qin Shi Huang (Qin Shi Huang established Qin Dynasty as well as standardized measurement units for ancient China)
This marks the first year Hi-Coin enters circulation!
So far, it seems to be the most stable currency of all time.
0 Inflation rate, best currency for all investors!
So from now on, are we supposed to call Hupu's virtual currency "Hi" instead of "Ka" (Ka = calorie, the name of Hupu's virtual currency)
The popularity of the term "Hi-Coin" is contagious like AIDS, and now Everyone Has AIDS in Hupu community. Although this brings euphoria to all of us, but remember, it all starts with one thing: his own suck-like-vacuum performances, I bet even himself doesn't know why.
However, I think #HC could be a career turning point for Hibbert, and this could also be the best thing that ever happened in his career.
Hi-Coin's rate has its ups and downs recently, but overall it's still stable as hell.
I hope he could snap outta it, make the exchange rate stable, and thus make it NBA's one and the only currency for folks all over the world!
[ 此帖被我抠过逼在2014-05-07 19:31修改 ]