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ON：曼联 0-2 曼城
[–]【切尔西】GoldenScorpion168 2515 points 1 day ago
Boring second half since both teams were satisfied with the 2-0 scoreline
由于两支球队均对2-0的比分表示满意，下半场实在是无聊到爆
[–]【切尔西】Red-And-White-12 529 points 1 day ago
At least that will keep ole a bit longer
好歹这个比分能让索肖苟住啊
[–]【阿森纳】MuchSalt 185 points 1 day ago
pep always a good guys
不愧瓜帅，向来都是个暖男
[–]【曼联】detinu 315 points 1 day ago
A few years ago I would try to argue against that, but you're spot on. We were happy to only lose 2-0, it's absolutely boggling.
倒退些年，我还会急赤白脸跟层主争辩几句，但现在嘛，层主你说得对。只输两球，我们还觉得不赖，多么令人震惊的事实。
[–]【曼城】Douchebagpanda 150 points 1 day ago
Just keep Ole a bit longer, mate. He’ll come good.
让索肖多带些日子吧哥们。他会变得优秀的。
[–]MonkeyGoneToHeaven97 4145 points 1 day ago*2
If the Liverpool game was like a cat mauling a bird to death, then this game was like a cat toying with a half-dead mouse. United were totally dominated in both instances.
如果说对利物浦那场球是像喵星人虐杀小鸟的话，那么这场比赛就像是喵星人玩弄一只半死的耗子。曼联根本是在展示两种被吊打的方式。
[–]【曼城】jahapahaoajao 1130 points 1 day ago
This is actually so accurate
说得太贴切了
[–]HowBen 914 points 1 day ago*
Only inaccuracy is that Liverpool were also toying with their food in the second half
Edit: lol every outfield City player had more touches today than Maguire, who had the most touches for United.. Proper toying
唯一没说准的地方在于，利物浦在下半场其实也是在玩弄盘中餐
编辑：曼城的每一位出场球员今天的触球次数都比马奎尔的多，而马奎尔则是曼联阵中触球最多的……玩弄中的玩弄
[–]【丹麦】Viggorous 1514 points 1 day ago
City spent the entire second half without getting out of first gear, but even so, United had just two attempts, and both were from 15-20+ metres out.
曼城在整个下半场都挂着一档慢慢开，即便如此，曼联也只形成了两脚射门，两脚都是在15-20米以外发炮。
[–]【莱斯特城】long-walk-short-pier 770 points 1 day ago
No subs for city. No need.
曼城都没换人。没那个必要。
[–]Ranjith_Unchained 282 points 1 day ago
That's crazy
就离谱
[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 684 points 1 day ago
Neville just kept going ‘city have been amazing’ they really didn’t get close to how good they can be
内维尔一直在那儿叨叨“曼城踢得真是绝了”，人家其实离自己真正绝了的状态还差得远呢。
[–]【曼城】hammerfistb__ 357 points 1 day ago
Good game management tho
但比赛进程管理做得很不错
[–]【利物浦】-SharkDog- 269 points 1 day ago
Yeah, I think this is more it. Maybe you guys didn't dominate in a "sexy" way as seen from a fan perspective. But I doubt even a single one of your players broke a sweat during the entire game.
对，我觉得这一点尤甚。也许在球迷视角看来，你城并没有以一种“性感”方式来主宰比赛。但我怀疑90分钟下来，你城球员连一个流汗的都没有。
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 101 points 1 day ago
They're wet only because of the rain.
蓝月湿身，并非汗液的缠绵，而是雨滴的送怀。
[–]【曼城】FancyCrawdad 317 points 1 day ago
Our passing and movement was really good but they made it so easy for us. Just let themselves get dragged all across the pitch
我们的传球与跑动确实很棒，但曼联也让我们过于轻松了。完全是任人蹂躏的局面。
[–]【AC米兰】eefeJ 260 points 1 day ago
City just walked through this game like they were playing a midweek game against a relegation side. The eye test alone in these games should have had ole sacked. They're never in them.
曼城平趟全场，就跟他们是在踢一场周中对保级队的比赛似的。光是对比赛的观察能力这一项，就足够让索肖下课的了。他压根儿就没眼看。
[–]【阿森纳】BlinkyMcHeelHook 922 points 1 day ago
It is hard to believe how relaxed City looked playing keep ball at Old Trafford for almost an entire half, they are so ridiculous to watch at times
曼城在老特拉福德优哉游哉地玩了半场控球，实在令人难以置信，有时候这种场面还满荒诞的
[–]【热刺】bfm211 440 points 1 day ago
Every player is so technically good but also so intelligent with and without the ball. Annoyingly good.
所有球员技术都很出众，而且有球与无球时的球商也很高。优秀得让人牙痒。
[–]【曼城】susanasanjuan 95 points 1 day ago
there are certainly ways to beat City even they play well (particularly Klopp-ball) but it requires some effort and organization that was nowhere in sight today
哪怕曼城表现上佳的时候，肯定还是有办法能击败曼城的（尤其是克洛普足球），但这需要一些努力与组织性，反正在今天的曼联身上我是没看到。
[–]【哈斯菲尔德】OfficialGloryHunter 1179 points 1 day ago
Can someone check if Ederson was actually playing?
谁去叫一下埃德森，怕他还在门前没注意比赛已经结束了
[–]velsor 618 points 1 day ago
I only realised Stones was playing in the second half
直到下半场我才意识到斯通斯今天有出场
[–]【尤文图斯】teagwo 438 points 1 day ago
And that is because he nearly scored
而且还是因为他差点进一个
[–]DTrrr 73 points 1 day ago
Might get sick from standing still in the rain for 90 mins.
埃德森在雨里呆站了90分钟，怕不是会感冒。
[–]SeaWorldOrBust 168 points 1 day ago
Had a decent save in the first half, but I think City took him off in the second, I can't remember seeing him.
他在上半时有一次不错的扑救，但曼城在下半场应该是让他休息了，我真想不起来他之后有露过面。
[–]【曼城】codespyder 145 points 1 day ago
IIRC he had to go off in the second half to get another tattoo applied.
Reports are unconfirmed at this time but apparently it says “OLE IN” on his left buttock.
没记错的话，他有个纹身预约，不得不在下半场退场了。
虽然还木有报道，不过好像说是在左臀部纹了个“索哥别走”。
[–]AshleyLarkcom 2731 points 1 day ago
Losing to your two biggest rivals in 2 weeks conceding 7 goals combined and not scoring a single goal is more than enough reason to be sacked
如果在两周内分别输给球队最大的两个死敌、净吞七弹一球未进的事实都还不足以成为下课的理由，我不知道什么才算了
[–]【利物浦】Stuarridge 1576 points 1 day ago
Its progress. From 5-0 to 2-0.
明明是进步了。从5-0到2-0。
[–]【曼城】LiftingJourney 924 points 1 day ago
Funny how both scorelines make it look better than the games were for united
有意思的是，对曼联来说，这两场的比分其实都比真正的比赛场面来得好看。
[–]【利物浦】MeatInTheHole 746 points 1 day ago
Yeah this was one of the most 1 sided 2-0s I've ever seen, and we effectively gave up playing with 30 minutes left, the real takeaway is how fucking shit are Spurs.
是的，这是我见过最一边倒的2-0之一了，而我军那场还剩30分钟时也见好就收，那么问题来了，热刺到底是有多烂？
[–]【巴萨】wutengyuxi 287 points 1 day ago
Hey, Spurs took a tactical loss.
嘿，热刺只是战术输球好吗
[–]【利物浦】dimspace 537 points 1 day ago
I think we have to congratulate city. They did just enough to get the win and make sure no flukey last minute equaliser, but they held off enough to only win 2-0 and keep Ole in a job.
The whole league owes Pep a beer tonight.
我们应该祝贺曼城。他们拿出刚好够赢球的表现，同时也确保不会被对方绝平，但他们又足够克制，只赢个2-0，保住索肖的帅位。
整个英超都该请瓜迪奥拉喝一杯。
[–]【利物浦】Stuarridge 257 points 1 day ago
Yea. Shameful display by us going out like we did tbh, i was worried he was gone after that. Pep shows his big brains here
对对。像我们那么疯狂输出实在太不应该了，还担心我军会直接把他送走。要不说人家瓜帅有大智慧呢
[–]SomethingLikeLove 107 points 1 day ago
Thank Spurs.
谢谢热刺。
[–]【曼城】BillehBear 56 points 1 day ago
We did the same against lampard last season iirc
We were 3-0 before half time and then coasted for the entire second half
没记错的话，我们上赛季对兰帕德也是这么做的。
当时我们上半场就3-0领先，后来整个下半场都在摸鱼
[–]【利物浦】luke_205 148 points 1 day ago
Most embarrassing thing of all is that both City and Liverpool barely triedp in the second half of their games. Almost like they felt sorry for such a dead United team.
最尴尬的是，这两场比赛的下半时，曼城和利物浦都不约而同偃旗息鼓了。仿佛在为这支逝去的曼联感到难过。
ON：西汉姆联 3-2 利物浦
[–]【阿森纳】zaviex 1379 points 18 hours ago
Moyes is on an insane run. The football is actually so good Lmao this man was called a dinosaur just a few years ago
莫耶斯最近形势大好啊。他调教出的足球非常棒，而就在几年前他还被称作老古董教练呢。
[–]【利物浦】JK7698 533 points 18 hours ago
I still can’t really comprehend how/why they took him back and how it worked so well? Must’ve seen something obviously but such a weird situation to then work this well
西汉姆联把他请了回来，并且效果还如此之好，我百思不得其解。一定是当时有什么显而易见但又很奇怪的情况，最后能这样焕然一新
[–]gin_fiend 374 points 17 hours ago
TBH we shouldn't have let him go the first time - he saved us from relegation but his contract was up, and rather than renew it GSB decided to hire the corpse of Manuel Pellegrini.
说实话，当初就不该放他走的——莫耶斯当时带我们保级成功，但他的合同到期了，而GSB（指西汉姆联管理层的高特、苏利文及布雷迪）则放弃了与他续约，改为拜帅佩莱格里尼这具残躯。
[–]ScaleInfamous 3449 points 18 hours ago3
This but unironically
老图新品
[–]【切尔西】Fellafrom95 1057 points 18 hours ago
United was holding the madlad back
谁耽误了谁不用我说了吧
[–]【哈特尔浦联】HowBen 668 points 18 hours ago
He needed the support of a bigger club to flourish
他需要一家更大的俱乐部的支持，以便大展拳脚
[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 370 points 18 hours ago
A massive club you mean
你是指豪门吧
[–]【西汉姆联】RustyiPooed 525 points 18 hours ago
I'm getting a Moyesiah tattoo if we win silverware!
如果我锤能赢下一项冠军的话，我就去纹个莫耶稣的纹身！
[–]gin_fiend 165 points 17 hours ago
He's already won us the Betway cup, now you have to get it.
他已经带领我们赢下了必威杯，趁纹身店还没下班你赶紧去吧。
[–]【里士满踢球者】habdragon08 479 points 18 hours ago
West Ham were just better today honestly
说真的，西汉姆联今天就是表现更好的一方
[–]【西汉姆联】Shithouse19 341 points 18 hours ago
Liverpool weren't even shit, West Ham were just amazing
不是利物浦拉胯，是西汉姆真的猛
[–]【切尔西】xyzTr1LL 220 points 18 hours ago
Agent Zouma helped the plot.
祖马特工立大功。
[–]【切尔西】ChumbaWambah 94 points 18 hours ago
First time Liverpool lost here.
First time Zouma played for them.
Coincidence?
这是利物浦第一次在这里输球。
这是祖马首次代表西汉姆出战。
巧合？
[–]【哈特尔浦联】HowBen 98 points 18 hours ago
Double agent Zouma to win the title for West Ham
最后双面特工祖马帮助西汉姆联赢下冠军
[–]【阿森纳】Bilgistic 2516 points 18 hours ago
So the title race this year is between Chelsea, Man City, West Ham, and Liverpool, just as we all predicted.
所以，今年的争冠军团就是切尔西、曼城、西汉姆跟利物浦了，跟大伙儿预想的一样。
[–]Smudge49 1683 points 18 hours ago*
So relegation candidates Arsenal are only 3 points behind city, 2 points behind Liverpool and above United.
所以，降级热门阿森纳仅落后曼城3分，落后利物浦2分，并排在曼联之上。
[–]【英格兰】IDKwhatametaphoris 736 points 18 hours ago
Arsenal fans not used to doing well.
阿森纳球迷还没适应走上正轨的滋味。
[–]【西汉姆联】Wookie301 353 points 17 hours ago
That’s just weird to read, as they’ve been floating between 1st and 4th for 20 years of my life.
这话听着玄乎，毕竟在我这辈子里，他厂在第一到第四间徘徊了20年。
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 316 points 18 hours ago
If you ask at the start of the season people will say Chelsea, City, Liverpool and United.
如果赛季刚开始问的话，人们会说冠军会在他车、他城、他军和他联之中诞生。
[–]reel_big_ad 817 points 18 hours ago*
West ham UNITED , clearly
他联=西汉姆联，明摆着的
[–]【尤文图斯】Mangk9177 563 points 18 hours ago
Fuck City v United, this has been the game of the weekend
去特喵的曼市德比，这才是本周末最佳比赛
[–]Human_Newspaper7616 470 points 18 hours ago
--City v United
was a training session for City.
--曼市德比
其实是曼城的训练课啦
[–]【曼联】JhonShelby 426 points 18 hours ago
We're not making the top 4 aren't we
我抬争四没戏了，对不对
[–]【巴萨】xGolfs 132 points 18 hours ago
don't feel bad, all the good teams are in europa league next year
别难过呀，明年所有优秀球队都会齐聚欧联杯
[–]【曼联】D1794 54 points 18 hours ago
Watch us suddenly join you and Juve in wanting the Super League to return
等着吧，我抬说不定啥时候就杀个回马枪，跟你村和他妇一起重新搞欧超
[–]【切尔西】xyzTr1LL 290 points 18 hours ago
I got some bad news for you lad.
关于争四，我有坏消息要告诉你。
[–]【切尔西】kd_uoft 93 points 18 hours ago
Maybe SAF was right about appointing Moyes as his successor
弗格森爵士指定莫耶斯做他的继任者也许是对的
[–]【利物浦】KurvvaaServa 137 points 18 hours ago
What made you realise that?
层主，你在何时觉得前四无望的？
[–]BBQ_HaX0r 63 points 18 hours ago
When our board looked at a 0-5 thrashing at home to our biggest rivals, saw a world class manager begging for the job, and said... 'nah we cool.'
在——我们的董事会目睹了在主场对阵最大死对头时的0-5溃败，那边厢一位世界级教头正在找工作，而董事会却说…“不用，我们还好啦”——的时候
往期传声筒
[欧冠传声筒]GW4 还说C罗对球队无害？索肖能续这么久全怪他！
[英超传声筒]MD10 像热刺这么颓废的球队，也就上周在老特拉福德见过
[传声筒][日刊21.10.29]熬王之王！索肖居然把科曼先熬走了？
[英超传声筒]MD9 利物浦：向还没有跟曼联交手的英超兄弟致以诚挚歉意！
[英超传声筒]MD8 恶战连连索肖如坐针毡，救人一命热刺双侠获赞
#以下评论皆来自reddit
ON：曼联 0-2 曼城
[–]【切尔西】GoldenScorpion168 2515 points 1 day ago
Boring second half since both teams were satisfied with the 2-0 scoreline
由于两支球队均对2-0的比分表示满意，下半场实在是无聊到爆
[–]【切尔西】Red-And-White-12 529 points 1 day ago
At least that will keep ole a bit longer
好歹这个比分能让索肖苟住啊
[–]【阿森纳】MuchSalt 185 points 1 day ago
pep always a good guys
不愧瓜帅，向来都是个暖男
[–]【曼联】detinu 315 points 1 day ago
A few years ago I would try to argue against that, but you're spot on. We were happy to only lose 2-0, it's absolutely boggling.
倒退些年，我还会急赤白脸跟层主争辩几句，但现在嘛，层主你说得对。只输两球，我们还觉得不赖，多么令人震惊的事实。
[–]【曼城】Douchebagpanda 150 points 1 day ago
Just keep Ole a bit longer, mate. He’ll come good.
让索肖多带些日子吧哥们。他会变得优秀的。
[–]MonkeyGoneToHeaven97 4145 points 1 day ago*2
If the Liverpool game was like a cat mauling a bird to death, then this game was like a cat toying with a half-dead mouse. United were totally dominated in both instances.
如果说对利物浦那场球是像喵星人虐杀小鸟的话，那么这场比赛就像是喵星人玩弄一只半死的耗子。曼联根本是在展示两种被吊打的方式。
[–]【曼城】jahapahaoajao 1130 points 1 day ago
This is actually so accurate
说得太贴切了
[–]HowBen 914 points 1 day ago*
Only inaccuracy is that Liverpool were also toying with their food in the second half
Edit: lol every outfield City player had more touches today than Maguire, who had the most touches for United.. Proper toying
唯一没说准的地方在于，利物浦在下半场其实也是在玩弄盘中餐
编辑：曼城的每一位出场球员今天的触球次数都比马奎尔的多，而马奎尔则是曼联阵中触球最多的……玩弄中的玩弄
[–]【丹麦】Viggorous 1514 points 1 day ago
City spent the entire second half without getting out of first gear, but even so, United had just two attempts, and both were from 15-20+ metres out.
曼城在整个下半场都挂着一档慢慢开，即便如此，曼联也只形成了两脚射门，两脚都是在15-20米以外发炮。
[–]【莱斯特城】long-walk-short-pier 770 points 1 day ago
No subs for city. No need.
曼城都没换人。没那个必要。
[–]Ranjith_Unchained 282 points 1 day ago
That's crazy
就离谱
[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 684 points 1 day ago
Neville just kept going ‘city have been amazing’ they really didn’t get close to how good they can be
内维尔一直在那儿叨叨“曼城踢得真是绝了”，人家其实离自己真正绝了的状态还差得远呢。
[–]【曼城】hammerfistb__ 357 points 1 day ago
Good game management tho
但比赛进程管理做得很不错
[–]【利物浦】-SharkDog- 269 points 1 day ago
Yeah, I think this is more it. Maybe you guys didn't dominate in a "sexy" way as seen from a fan perspective. But I doubt even a single one of your players broke a sweat during the entire game.
对，我觉得这一点尤甚。也许在球迷视角看来，你城并没有以一种“性感”方式来主宰比赛。但我怀疑90分钟下来，你城球员连一个流汗的都没有。
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 101 points 1 day ago
They're wet only because of the rain.
蓝月湿身，并非汗液的缠绵，而是雨滴的送怀。
[–]【曼城】FancyCrawdad 317 points 1 day ago
Our passing and movement was really good but they made it so easy for us. Just let themselves get dragged all across the pitch
我们的传球与跑动确实很棒，但曼联也让我们过于轻松了。完全是任人蹂躏的局面。
[–]【AC米兰】eefeJ 260 points 1 day ago
City just walked through this game like they were playing a midweek game against a relegation side. The eye test alone in these games should have had ole sacked. They're never in them.
曼城平趟全场，就跟他们是在踢一场周中对保级队的比赛似的。光是对比赛的观察能力这一项，就足够让索肖下课的了。他压根儿就没眼看。
[–]【阿森纳】BlinkyMcHeelHook 922 points 1 day ago
It is hard to believe how relaxed City looked playing keep ball at Old Trafford for almost an entire half, they are so ridiculous to watch at times
曼城在老特拉福德优哉游哉地玩了半场控球，实在令人难以置信，有时候这种场面还满荒诞的
[–]【热刺】bfm211 440 points 1 day ago
Every player is so technically good but also so intelligent with and without the ball. Annoyingly good.
所有球员技术都很出众，而且有球与无球时的球商也很高。优秀得让人牙痒。
[–]【曼城】susanasanjuan 95 points 1 day ago
there are certainly ways to beat City even they play well (particularly Klopp-ball) but it requires some effort and organization that was nowhere in sight today
哪怕曼城表现上佳的时候，肯定还是有办法能击败曼城的（尤其是克洛普足球），但这需要一些努力与组织性，反正在今天的曼联身上我是没看到。
[–]【哈斯菲尔德】OfficialGloryHunter 1179 points 1 day ago
Can someone check if Ederson was actually playing?
谁去叫一下埃德森，怕他还在门前没注意比赛已经结束了
[–]velsor 618 points 1 day ago
I only realised Stones was playing in the second half
直到下半场我才意识到斯通斯今天有出场
[–]【尤文图斯】teagwo 438 points 1 day ago
And that is because he nearly scored
而且还是因为他差点进一个
[–]DTrrr 73 points 1 day ago
Might get sick from standing still in the rain for 90 mins.
埃德森在雨里呆站了90分钟，怕不是会感冒。
[–]SeaWorldOrBust 168 points 1 day ago
Had a decent save in the first half, but I think City took him off in the second, I can't remember seeing him.
他在上半时有一次不错的扑救，但曼城在下半场应该是让他休息了，我真想不起来他之后有露过面。
[–]【曼城】codespyder 145 points 1 day ago
IIRC he had to go off in the second half to get another tattoo applied.
Reports are unconfirmed at this time but apparently it says “OLE IN” on his left buttock.
没记错的话，他有个纹身预约，不得不在下半场退场了。
虽然还木有报道，不过好像说是在左臀部纹了个“索哥别走”。
[–]AshleyLarkcom 2731 points 1 day ago
Losing to your two biggest rivals in 2 weeks conceding 7 goals combined and not scoring a single goal is more than enough reason to be sacked
如果在两周内分别输给球队最大的两个死敌、净吞七弹一球未进的事实都还不足以成为下课的理由，我不知道什么才算了
[–]【利物浦】Stuarridge 1576 points 1 day ago
Its progress. From 5-0 to 2-0.
明明是进步了。从5-0到2-0。
[–]【曼城】LiftingJourney 924 points 1 day ago
Funny how both scorelines make it look better than the games were for united
有意思的是，对曼联来说，这两场的比分其实都比真正的比赛场面来得好看。
[–]【利物浦】MeatInTheHole 746 points 1 day ago
Yeah this was one of the most 1 sided 2-0s I've ever seen, and we effectively gave up playing with 30 minutes left, the real takeaway is how fucking shit are Spurs.
是的，这是我见过最一边倒的2-0之一了，而我军那场还剩30分钟时也见好就收，那么问题来了，热刺到底是有多烂？
[–]【巴萨】wutengyuxi 287 points 1 day ago
Hey, Spurs took a tactical loss.
嘿，热刺只是战术输球好吗
[–]【利物浦】dimspace 537 points 1 day ago
I think we have to congratulate city. They did just enough to get the win and make sure no flukey last minute equaliser, but they held off enough to only win 2-0 and keep Ole in a job.
The whole league owes Pep a beer tonight.
我们应该祝贺曼城。他们拿出刚好够赢球的表现，同时也确保不会被对方绝平，但他们又足够克制，只赢个2-0，保住索肖的帅位。
整个英超都该请瓜迪奥拉喝一杯。
[–]【利物浦】Stuarridge 257 points 1 day ago
Yea. Shameful display by us going out like we did tbh, i was worried he was gone after that. Pep shows his big brains here
对对。像我们那么疯狂输出实在太不应该了，还担心我军会直接把他送走。要不说人家瓜帅有大智慧呢
[–]SomethingLikeLove 107 points 1 day ago
Thank Spurs.
谢谢热刺。
[–]【曼城】BillehBear 56 points 1 day ago
We did the same against lampard last season iirc
We were 3-0 before half time and then coasted for the entire second half
没记错的话，我们上赛季对兰帕德也是这么做的。
当时我们上半场就3-0领先，后来整个下半场都在摸鱼
[–]【利物浦】luke_205 148 points 1 day ago
Most embarrassing thing of all is that both City and Liverpool barely triedp in the second half of their games. Almost like they felt sorry for such a dead United team.
最尴尬的是，这两场比赛的下半时，曼城和利物浦都不约而同偃旗息鼓了。仿佛在为这支逝去的曼联感到难过。
ON：西汉姆联 3-2 利物浦
[–]【阿森纳】zaviex 1379 points 18 hours ago
Moyes is on an insane run. The football is actually so good Lmao this man was called a dinosaur just a few years ago
莫耶斯最近形势大好啊。他调教出的足球非常棒，而就在几年前他还被称作老古董教练呢。
[–]【利物浦】JK7698 533 points 18 hours ago
I still can’t really comprehend how/why they took him back and how it worked so well? Must’ve seen something obviously but such a weird situation to then work this well
西汉姆联把他请了回来，并且效果还如此之好，我百思不得其解。一定是当时有什么显而易见但又很奇怪的情况，最后能这样焕然一新
[–]gin_fiend 374 points 17 hours ago
TBH we shouldn't have let him go the first time - he saved us from relegation but his contract was up, and rather than renew it GSB decided to hire the corpse of Manuel Pellegrini.
说实话，当初就不该放他走的——莫耶斯当时带我们保级成功，但他的合同到期了，而GSB（指西汉姆联管理层的高特、苏利文及布雷迪）则放弃了与他续约，改为拜帅佩莱格里尼这具残躯。
[–]ScaleInfamous 3449 points 18 hours ago3
This but unironically
老图新品
[–]【切尔西】Fellafrom95 1057 points 18 hours ago
United was holding the madlad back
谁耽误了谁不用我说了吧
[–]【哈特尔浦联】HowBen 668 points 18 hours ago
He needed the support of a bigger club to flourish
他需要一家更大的俱乐部的支持，以便大展拳脚
[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 370 points 18 hours ago
A massive club you mean
你是指豪门吧
[–]【西汉姆联】RustyiPooed 525 points 18 hours ago
I'm getting a Moyesiah tattoo if we win silverware!
如果我锤能赢下一项冠军的话，我就去纹个莫耶稣的纹身！
[–]gin_fiend 165 points 17 hours ago
He's already won us the Betway cup, now you have to get it.
他已经带领我们赢下了必威杯，趁纹身店还没下班你赶紧去吧。
[–]【里士满踢球者】habdragon08 479 points 18 hours ago
West Ham were just better today honestly
说真的，西汉姆联今天就是表现更好的一方
[–]【西汉姆联】Shithouse19 341 points 18 hours ago
Liverpool weren't even shit, West Ham were just amazing
不是利物浦拉胯，是西汉姆真的猛
[–]【切尔西】xyzTr1LL 220 points 18 hours ago
Agent Zouma helped the plot.
祖马特工立大功。
[–]【切尔西】ChumbaWambah 94 points 18 hours ago
First time Liverpool lost here.
First time Zouma played for them.
Coincidence?
这是利物浦第一次在这里输球。
这是祖马首次代表西汉姆出战。
巧合？
[–]【哈特尔浦联】HowBen 98 points 18 hours ago
Double agent Zouma to win the title for West Ham
最后双面特工祖马帮助西汉姆联赢下冠军
[–]【阿森纳】Bilgistic 2516 points 18 hours ago
So the title race this year is between Chelsea, Man City, West Ham, and Liverpool, just as we all predicted.
所以，今年的争冠军团就是切尔西、曼城、西汉姆跟利物浦了，跟大伙儿预想的一样。
[–]Smudge49 1683 points 18 hours ago*
So relegation candidates Arsenal are only 3 points behind city, 2 points behind Liverpool and above United.
所以，降级热门阿森纳仅落后曼城3分，落后利物浦2分，并排在曼联之上。
[–]【英格兰】IDKwhatametaphoris 736 points 18 hours ago
Arsenal fans not used to doing well.
阿森纳球迷还没适应走上正轨的滋味。
[–]【西汉姆联】Wookie301 353 points 17 hours ago
That’s just weird to read, as they’ve been floating between 1st and 4th for 20 years of my life.
这话听着玄乎，毕竟在我这辈子里，他厂在第一到第四间徘徊了20年。
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 316 points 18 hours ago
If you ask at the start of the season people will say Chelsea, City, Liverpool and United.
如果赛季刚开始问的话，人们会说冠军会在他车、他城、他军和他联之中诞生。
[–]reel_big_ad 817 points 18 hours ago*
West ham UNITED , clearly
他联=西汉姆联，明摆着的
[–]【尤文图斯】Mangk9177 563 points 18 hours ago
Fuck City v United, this has been the game of the weekend
去特喵的曼市德比，这才是本周末最佳比赛
[–]Human_Newspaper7616 470 points 18 hours ago
--City v United
was a training session for City.
--曼市德比
其实是曼城的训练课啦
[–]【曼联】JhonShelby 426 points 18 hours ago
We're not making the top 4 aren't we
我抬争四没戏了，对不对
[–]【巴萨】xGolfs 132 points 18 hours ago
don't feel bad, all the good teams are in europa league next year
别难过呀，明年所有优秀球队都会齐聚欧联杯
[–]【曼联】D1794 54 points 18 hours ago
Watch us suddenly join you and Juve in wanting the Super League to return
等着吧，我抬说不定啥时候就杀个回马枪，跟你村和他妇一起重新搞欧超
[–]【切尔西】xyzTr1LL 290 points 18 hours ago
I got some bad news for you lad.
关于争四，我有坏消息要告诉你。
[–]【切尔西】kd_uoft 93 points 18 hours ago
Maybe SAF was right about appointing Moyes as his successor
弗格森爵士指定莫耶斯做他的继任者也许是对的
[–]【利物浦】KurvvaaServa 137 points 18 hours ago
What made you realise that?
层主，你在何时觉得前四无望的？
[–]BBQ_HaX0r 63 points 18 hours ago
When our board looked at a 0-5 thrashing at home to our biggest rivals, saw a world class manager begging for the job, and said... 'nah we cool.'
在——我们的董事会目睹了在主场对阵最大死对头时的0-5溃败，那边厢一位世界级教头正在找工作，而董事会却说…“不用，我们还好啦”——的时候
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