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ON：西布罗姆维奇 1-2 利物浦
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 435 points 9 hours ago
chuckles
We're in danger.
呵呵
吾车危矣。
[–]【切尔西】MikeyCreedon 129 points 8 hours ago
Still in our hands.
主动权还是在我们手里。
[–]Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa 34 points 6 hours ago
Right now, it's in each of the three teams hands, but after Tuesday, it will only be in Liverpool's hands, right? Obviously depending on who loses, or if the score is a draw, then it's in Leicesters hands too?
眼下，三支球队都把握着自己的命运，但过了周二，掌握主动权的就只剩利物浦了吧？很显然，这取决于我车和他狐谁胜胜负，如果打成平手的话，莱斯特城其实也可以不再看别人脸色？
[–]defensivecf 35 points 6 hours ago
If it’s a draw then it’s out of Chelsea’s hands, Liverpool have to drop points. If Chelsea win, then it’s still in all of their hands, because it will come down to goal difference in that case and there’s no limit to how many goals you can score
如果你们战平，那切尔西就会丧失争四主动权，只能等利物浦丢分。如果你车获胜，那三家都还有机会，因为那样的话会进入净胜球的比拼环节，而你们能进多少球并没有封顶。
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 54 points 8 hours ago
Yeah, that's the only thing that's keeping me calm. Tuesday will be much more important than yesterday's FA cup final now. Hope the boys will step up.
是啊，唯一能让我保持冷静的也就是主动权还没丢这事了。下周二的联赛（对莱斯特城）可比昨天的足总杯决赛要重要多了。希望小伙子们能够支棱起来。
[–]【利物浦】lkc159 51 points 8 hours ago
I mean, you can either win the CL or place top 4. You still have the most options out of the clubs that haven't yet qualified for CL
话说，你车现在有两条路，要么赢下欧冠，要么保住前四。在所有尚未抢到欧冠门票的球队里，你车依然是选择最多的那一支。
[–]【利物浦】cobaltiqua 154 points 8 hours ago
Wow Alisson received so much love there at the end. That was like 30+ hugs.
哇噢，比赛尾声那会阿利松收获了太多爱的抱抱了。起码得有30多人拥抱了他。
[–]【利物浦】Calibansdaydream 154 points 8 hours ago
[Opta joe] Following his 95' winner, Allison received 30 hugs. Loved.
[据Opta] 在第95分钟打进制胜球之后，阿利松录得30记拥抱。眷顾之人。
[–]【切尔西】Armandhino 682 points 8 hours ago
Such a Liverpool game
好一场原汁原味利物浦的比赛
[–]【利物浦】jamesmarsden 160 points 8 hours ago
2-1 merchants 5ever
招牌特色2-1
[–]【利物浦】No-Sheepherder5481 171 points 8 hours ago
The ultimate Liverpool game. The fucking goalkeeper scoring in the last minute. Wtf like
终极利物浦比赛。居然特么是门将上演压哨绝杀。你敢信
[–]medoweed516 122 points 8 hours ago
Plus finding out another vital player for us is out for the rest of the season right before the game. A true Liverpool day this
一同上演的还有阵中大将（若塔）在赛前确认赛季报销的传统戏码。多么利物浦的一天
[–]【曼联】Educational-Sandwich 176 points 8 hours ago
If Salah can't do it then the keeper will do it himself
萨拉赫进不了球的话，那就门将亲自来
[–]【多伦多FC】onthelongrun 136 points 8 hours ago
you meant to say Mane and Firmino? All season long Salah's been trying to drag them out of that trench they fell into.
你是想说马内和菲尔米诺吧？整个赛季下来都是萨拉赫在努力将他们拽出困境才是呀。
[–]Sinistrait 314 points 8 hours ago
Don't think Salah can literally do anything more than he has done this season, he's been dragging a corpse of a team all by himself to a possible top 4 finish.
萨拉赫本赛季做的不能再多了好吗，全靠他一个人扛着一整队老弱病残才能保住一点微弱的争四火种。
[–]No-Sheepherder5481 236 points 8 hours ago*
We're low key Salah FC for the entire season but for some reason rival fans don't latch onto it
这一整个赛季我们都是低调的萨拉赫FC，但出于某些原因，竞争对手的球迷们对这并不买账。
[–]【牛津联】Hicko11 409 points 8 hours ago*
I LOVE a keeper scoring
That must hurt for Chelsea and Leicester
我就爱看门将进球
切尔西和莱斯特城肯定被这记头球扎心了
[–]UOE459 254 points 8 hours ago
This week has been shit after shit for Chelsea fans
对切尔西球迷来说，这无疑是翔如潮水的一周
[–]【切尔西】Pedro95 99 points 8 hours ago
West Ham drawing last night is quite literally the only even slightly positive thing to happen this week. Every other result has been awful.
西汉姆昨晚的平局可能是这周以来唯一略显积极的消息了。其他的赛果都很草蛋。
[–]【利物浦】Engheng92 112 points 8 hours ago
You guys get the champions league. Give us the top 4. Deal?
你们拿欧冠。让我们进前四。成交不？
[–]【切尔西】Pedro95 97 points 8 hours ago
I and every other chelsea fan would snatch that deal right out of your hands right now.
包括我本人在内的所有车迷恨不得现在就跟你签约。
[–]OnePieceAce 548 points 8 hours ago
Liverpool now have 36 90th+ game winners in PL history. 13 more then any team
纵观英超历史，利物浦已斩获36记发生在90分钟之后的绝杀球。比其他任何球队都要多出13球。
[–]bretty88 236 points 8 hours ago
That's an incredible stat especially with it being that much more than any other side. You'd imagine most football fans would say for certain it's Man United because of Fergie time.
这真是一项不可思议的数据，尤其是他们居然能比其他球队多那么多压哨绝杀球。可以想象绝大部分足球爱好者肯定以为这项数据是曼联创下的呢，毕竟有弗格森时间的存在。
[–]Agent_DZ-015 100 points 8 hours ago
Fergie time is Kloppage time now. In all seriousness, though, genuinely crazy stat.
弗格森时间现在变成克洛普时间啦。不过说真的，这的确是一项疯狂的统计数据。
[–]velsor 170 points 8 hours ago
On the other hand, United were so dominant for most of PL history that they have probably needed late winners less often than Liverpool. Can't score a 90+ minute winner if you're already leading 2-0.
换句话说，曼联在英超历史上的统治力确实够强，他们比起利物浦来也许对压哨绝杀球的需求更少。你都2-0领先了，自然也不会在90分钟之后还费劲绝杀。
[–]【切尔西】AlphaShotZ 248 points 8 hours ago*
Always rated 5th and two silvers.
我一直觉得第5名和两枚银牌的价值也很高啦
[–]【利物浦】Vaark 180 points 8 hours ago
Give us 4th, you go on to beat City, we all go home happy.
把第四让给我们，你们加油干掉曼城，大家一起回家嗨皮。
[–]【利物浦】Aarondo99 119 points 8 hours ago
Still holding out hope that they somehow both lose
我还是希望欧冠决赛他们两队都能输
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 62 points 8 hours ago
We thought it was repeat of 2012, little did we know it was a repeat of 2008 and way worse.
我们都以为这是2012年的重演，很少有人知道这其实是2008年的再现，而且也许会更糟
REPLAY：95' 阿利松头球绝杀
[–]megawhat16 2927 points 9 hours ago
I've seen it but I still don't believe it
我的眼睛是瞧见了，但我的大脑依然不能相信
[–]nikhil48 1025 points 7 hours ago
Fuckin hell. I dunno what to do for the rest of the day now. Feels like I've won life. And I didn't do shit
乖乖隆地洞。今天余下的时间我都不知道干点啥好了。感觉自己就像是人生赢家一样。虽然我啥都没干。
[–]【利物浦】diata22 247 points 6 hours ago
Watch the goal on a loop.
进球回放无限循环中
[–]QueueTPie 4751 points 9 hours ago
They fucking did it
他们还真特么搞进去了
[–]【巴萨】MyNameIsUrl1626 2365 points 9 hours ago
Fucking hell. When Mane can’t, Alisson can
我靠。马内不行，阿利松行
[–]【利物浦】MU5A988 1160 points 9 hours ago
100 percent conversion rate
100%射门转化率
[–]【巴萨】Endgame2648 466 points 9 hours ago
He's just Brazilian R9
他就是巴西的R9
[–]【利物浦】LetEmRift 205 points 8 hours ago
Brazilian A1
巴西的A1
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 361 points 8 hours ago
Best finisher in the league.
No one else had 100% conversion rate.
英超最好的终结者
除他以外还有谁能达到100%的射门转化率呢
[–]【拜仁】RoyMakaay 1918 points 8 hours ago
That is genuinely a top class header wtf
卧槽，这记头球堪称顶级
[–]【切尔西】chandlerbing_stats 103 points 5 hours ago
Basically Drogba
差不多跟德罗巴一个意思
[–]【切尔西】cpinkhouse 36 points 3 hours ago
Bruh. Too soon
艹。这么快就cue到我们了吗
[–]【切尔西】parabolically 2869 points 8 hours ago
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
你特么在逗我？
[–]JK7698 660 points 8 hours ago
Hahahaha, I cannot fucking believe that has just happened. Genuinely unreal
哈哈哈哈，完全无法相信真有绝杀这种事。太不真实了
[–]【曼联】Bacon_Boobies 362 points 8 hours ago
Genuinely gobsmacked
目瞪口呆
[–]【切尔西】read_eng_lift 150 points 8 hours ago
Tough week.
这一周真是哔了狗了。
[–]just_dew_eat 3414 points 8 hours ago
That doesn’t happen everyday
这可不是什么平平无奇的时刻
[–]FifaDK 1141 points 8 hours ago
And he dedicates it to his dad. Can tell how much it means for him!
他将这球献给他的父亲。这粒进球对于他的意义溢于言表！
[–]derrickthedildo 551 points 8 hours ago
Alison's crying and I'm crying
阿利松哭了，我也哭了
[–]Ren-91 170 points 8 hours ago
We’re all crying
我们都在哭泣
[–]LelouchNexus 785 points 8 hours ago
Doesn’t even happen in my dreams. What in the hell.
就算在梦里也没见过如此场面。我滴妈耶。
[–]【曼联】DrRashfordPM 497 points 8 hours ago
Can’t even do that in FIFA really
哪怕玩FIFA游戏也玩不出这一招
[–]JK7698 422 points 8 hours ago
I cant believe, Alisson has just scored a 95th minute winner
简直难以置信，阿利松在第95分钟攻入制胜球
[–]【奥格斯堡】Aikeus 323 points 8 hours ago
That was a great header too. It wasn't some shithouse header it was a great far post redirect.
而且也是一记精彩的头球。它可不是那种蒙进去的头球，而是有意识甩头顶向远角的好球。
[–]Edolas93 118 points 8 hours ago
Took it cooler than most strikers would
比大多数中锋都要处理得更为冷静
[–]TannedCroissant 267 points 8 hours ago
Goal of the fucking season, don’t care if someone does an overhead kick from the half way line, this is my goal of the fucking season
赛季最佳进球妥妥的，我才不在乎会不会有人来一脚中场倒钩破门呢，阿利松这个头球就特喵是我心目中的赛季最佳进球
[–]【切尔西】Michealson12 7982 points 8 hours ago222
We’re going to finish 5th due to a goal by Alisson
阿利松这一头把我车撞到第5名了
[–]【利物浦】Gurmee_S 2737 points 8 hours ago
Well as you can see, he’s a better finisher than Mane and Firmino combined. Did you consider that?
正如你所看到的，阿利松是比马内和菲尔米诺加起来都还强的终结者。难道你就没考虑到这一点吗？
[–]【利物浦】Akira_Nishiki 727 points 8 hours ago
Our competition for the front 3 was with us all along.
我军三叉戟的竞争者原来一直都在阵中。
[–]【利物浦】jconley4297 785 points 8 hours ago
You seen his conversion rate?
你们看过他的射门转化率吗？
[–]【女王公园巡游者】War_Final7 1283 points 8 hours ago
Shots: 1
Goals: 1
#Clinical
射门：1
进球：1
#简洁高效
[–]TannedCroissant 296 points 8 hours ago*
More league goals than Shaqiri this season
Also apparently he’s only the 6th keeper ever to score in the prem. Knew it was rare but didn’t realise that rare
Bet this is the most important one of the lot though, in case anyone is wondering, other 5 are;
Peter Schmeichel
Brad Friedel
Paul Robinson
Tim Howard
Asmir Begovic
阿利松本赛季的联赛进球已超过沙奇里。
同时，他也是英超史上第6位收获进球的守门员。知道这很罕见，但没意识到有这么罕见。
我敢说这也是这六粒门将进球里最重要的一粒，给那些好奇的人科普一下，其他五位门将分别是：
彼得-舒梅切尔
布拉德-弗里德尔
保罗-罗宾逊
蒂姆-霍华德
阿斯米尔-贝戈维奇
[–]【利物浦】mkhaytman 238 points 8 hours ago
The other 5 scored with a kick apparently. This is the first headed goal by a gk.
其他五位很显然都是用脚破网的。阿利松这个球则是第一个门将头球得分。
[–]【曼联】buzzprostar 119 points 7 hours ago*
Also it’s the only winning goal scored by a goalkeeper.
而且也是第一粒由门将打入的制胜球。
[–]【利物浦】LeStiqsue 1225 points 8 hours ago
We lost the league on an open play goal from a fucking centreback.
而我军当年的联赛冠军则是被一名中后卫（指孔帕尼）的运动战进球踢飞的。
[–]【曼城】3STmotivation 549 points 8 hours ago
With his first shot on target from outside the box in well over 5 years at that point.
而且那还是他五年多来第一脚中目标的禁区外射门。
[–]【利物浦】dfla01 311 points 8 hours ago
As long as you win the CL all will be fine. Plus we’ve got bloody Burnley coming up
你车只要拿下欧冠就没啥可担心的。而且我军还有该死的伯恩利要打呢
[–]【切尔西】Sc6TDWK7sa4ZTiLgS78 134 points 8 hours ago
If only if it was that easy
真有你说的那么容易就好了
[–]【利物浦】dfla01 282 points 8 hours ago
Just sign drogba for one night only
要不跟德罗巴再签一夜的合同？
[–]【桑托斯】guguz3ra 933 points 8 hours ago
At the end there he said “Thanks father” sent me chills
最后他那句“感谢父亲”，让我激动不已
[–]【保加利亚】NoNameJackson 93 points 8 hours ago
Incredible 😭😭😭
太不可思议了 😭😭😭
[–]【利物浦】dstudgeismydad 189 points 8 hours ago
His interview right now is nice aswell
他这会接受采访所说的话也非常感人
[–]【利物浦】r0bski2 62 points 8 hours ago
He seems like such a lovely guy and deserved that after having such a horrible year.
他看上去真讨人喜欢，在经历如此糟糕的一年后，这是他应得的结果。
[–]AsparagusOwn1799 130 points 8 hours ago
That made me tear up 😭
我的眼泪也忍不住掉下来了 😭
[–]【纳什维尔SC】Evilcanary 4184 points 8 hours ago
I hate it. But I love it.
恨得牙痒。但也爱若糖霜。
[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 400 points 8 hours ago
Actually a fucking good header as well
而且真特娘的是一记漂亮的头球
[–]【利物浦】Ciancal1 227 points 8 hours ago
We should play a false 1
我们就该打伪1号战术
[–]【阿森纳】lordwelbz2 1803 points 8 hours ago*
Honestly can’t be mad at that what a header lmaooo
讲真，这球进得人没脾气。多棒的头球啊，哈哈哈哈
[–]Dion14 617 points 8 hours ago
Keepers scoring is always a pleasure to witness imo
门将进球一直都是人民群众喜闻乐见的事情
[–]【切尔西】agent_kowalski 362 points 8 hours ago
Not only that but the goal itself was beautiful. Crazy stuff
不止如此，进球本身也很美妙。真疯狂
[–]sofars0fast 689 points 8 hours ago
Not even a Liverpool fan and I’m smiling so hard. Only thing you have to wonder is why keepers go up 10,000 times per 1 header scored? Dude made it look easy. Other team has nobody spare to Mark them. They’re usually tall mfs too.
我不是利物浦球迷，但我脸上的笑容已经不能再灿烂了。你唯一会有疑惑的地方在于，为啥有10000次守门员冲入禁区的机会却只有1次能头球破门？阿利松让这种事看起来很简单。其他球队往往挪不出人手去盯防门将。而且他们身高也很有优势。
[–]FakeCatzz 291 points 8 hours ago
Statistically speaking teams only score off about 2% of corners anyway.
从统计学的角度来说，毕竟利用角球机会得分的几率也只有2%而已。
[–]【希门巴东】DontSayIMean 527 points 8 hours ago
About time he hasn't scored for ages
也差不多该他进球了，这都好几年没开过张
[–]【美国】irish711 126 points 5 hours ago
For real tho. £66mil and only 1 goal to show for it. Overrated.
可说是呢。6600万镑的身价，却只有1球入账。水货。
[–]Ohayeabee 1715 points 8 hours ago
Ali: “FINE ILL DO IT MYSELF!”
阿利松：“算了，老子亲自上！”
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 491 points 8 hours ago
The ultimate False 9
究极伪9号
[–]C_stat 158 points 8 hours ago
False 1 FTFY
Guardiola exposed
准确来说是伪1号
瓜迪奥拉的战术藏不住了
[–]Ohayeabee 134 points 8 hours ago
Stick Bobby in goal, Ali up front. What could go wrong
菲尔米诺守门，阿利松突前。能出什么岔子呢？
[–]【利物浦】RIGGSY13 99 points 8 hours ago
No-look saves incoming
No-look扑救即将呈现
[–]【切尔西】scgavin 1029 points 9 hours ago
Are you fucking serious
沃日，来真的吗？
[–]【切尔西】IntrepidMeeseeks 208 points 9 hours ago
Can we restart this week please
我们可以重启这个礼拜吗，拜托了
[–]【拉姆斯博滕联】Tootsiesclaw 237 points 8 hours ago
Menu -> Quit to FM Start Screen -> Do you want to save before quitting? Unsaved progress will be lost. -> No. -> Load last game -> "Shit, I forgot to save after Real Madrid..."
菜单 -> 返回FM开始界面 -> 你想在退出之前保存游戏吗？未保存的游戏进度将会丢失。 -> 不。 -> 读取最近的存档 -> “草，打完皇马之后忘记保存了……”
[–]【利物浦】Dildo_Warfare 299 points 9 hours ago
😭😭😭
[–]【曼联】Bhasito 126 points 9 hours ago
Im actually in disbelief. What the fuck just happened i cant believe my eyes
我真的完全不敢相信。刚才究竟发生了什么，我的眼睛是不是在骗我
[–]【利物浦】Dildo_Warfare 131 points 9 hours ago
Same mate LOL. If I was a chelsea or leicester fan I’d have flipped my coffee table in anger and confusion
俺也一样。如果我是切尔西或者莱斯特城球迷的话，我早就怒掀咖啡桌了。
[–]vikingvikas 50 points 10 hours ago
Alisson averages a goal every 127 games for Liverpool whereas Jamie Carragher averaged a goal every 184 games for Liverpool.
同样是代表利物浦出战，阿利松平均每127场比赛能够打进一球，而卡拉格每184场才能打进一球。
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ON：西布罗姆维奇 1-2 利物浦
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 435 points 9 hours ago
chuckles
We're in danger.
呵呵
吾车危矣。
[–]【切尔西】MikeyCreedon 129 points 8 hours ago
Still in our hands.
主动权还是在我们手里。
[–]Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa 34 points 6 hours ago
Right now, it's in each of the three teams hands, but after Tuesday, it will only be in Liverpool's hands, right? Obviously depending on who loses, or if the score is a draw, then it's in Leicesters hands too?
眼下，三支球队都把握着自己的命运，但过了周二，掌握主动权的就只剩利物浦了吧？很显然，这取决于我车和他狐谁胜胜负，如果打成平手的话，莱斯特城其实也可以不再看别人脸色？
[–]defensivecf 35 points 6 hours ago
If it’s a draw then it’s out of Chelsea’s hands, Liverpool have to drop points. If Chelsea win, then it’s still in all of their hands, because it will come down to goal difference in that case and there’s no limit to how many goals you can score
如果你们战平，那切尔西就会丧失争四主动权，只能等利物浦丢分。如果你车获胜，那三家都还有机会，因为那样的话会进入净胜球的比拼环节，而你们能进多少球并没有封顶。
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 54 points 8 hours ago
Yeah, that's the only thing that's keeping me calm. Tuesday will be much more important than yesterday's FA cup final now. Hope the boys will step up.
是啊，唯一能让我保持冷静的也就是主动权还没丢这事了。下周二的联赛（对莱斯特城）可比昨天的足总杯决赛要重要多了。希望小伙子们能够支棱起来。
[–]【利物浦】lkc159 51 points 8 hours ago
I mean, you can either win the CL or place top 4. You still have the most options out of the clubs that haven't yet qualified for CL
话说，你车现在有两条路，要么赢下欧冠，要么保住前四。在所有尚未抢到欧冠门票的球队里，你车依然是选择最多的那一支。
[–]【利物浦】cobaltiqua 154 points 8 hours ago
Wow Alisson received so much love there at the end. That was like 30+ hugs.
哇噢，比赛尾声那会阿利松收获了太多爱的抱抱了。起码得有30多人拥抱了他。
[–]【利物浦】Calibansdaydream 154 points 8 hours ago
[Opta joe] Following his 95' winner, Allison received 30 hugs. Loved.
[据Opta] 在第95分钟打进制胜球之后，阿利松录得30记拥抱。眷顾之人。
[–]【切尔西】Armandhino 682 points 8 hours ago
Such a Liverpool game
好一场原汁原味利物浦的比赛
[–]【利物浦】jamesmarsden 160 points 8 hours ago
2-1 merchants 5ever
招牌特色2-1
[–]【利物浦】No-Sheepherder5481 171 points 8 hours ago
The ultimate Liverpool game. The fucking goalkeeper scoring in the last minute. Wtf like
终极利物浦比赛。居然特么是门将上演压哨绝杀。你敢信
[–]medoweed516 122 points 8 hours ago
Plus finding out another vital player for us is out for the rest of the season right before the game. A true Liverpool day this
一同上演的还有阵中大将（若塔）在赛前确认赛季报销的传统戏码。多么利物浦的一天
[–]【曼联】Educational-Sandwich 176 points 8 hours ago
If Salah can't do it then the keeper will do it himself
萨拉赫进不了球的话，那就门将亲自来
[–]【多伦多FC】onthelongrun 136 points 8 hours ago
you meant to say Mane and Firmino? All season long Salah's been trying to drag them out of that trench they fell into.
你是想说马内和菲尔米诺吧？整个赛季下来都是萨拉赫在努力将他们拽出困境才是呀。
[–]Sinistrait 314 points 8 hours ago
Don't think Salah can literally do anything more than he has done this season, he's been dragging a corpse of a team all by himself to a possible top 4 finish.
萨拉赫本赛季做的不能再多了好吗，全靠他一个人扛着一整队老弱病残才能保住一点微弱的争四火种。
[–]No-Sheepherder5481 236 points 8 hours ago*
We're low key Salah FC for the entire season but for some reason rival fans don't latch onto it
这一整个赛季我们都是低调的萨拉赫FC，但出于某些原因，竞争对手的球迷们对这并不买账。
[–]【牛津联】Hicko11 409 points 8 hours ago*
I LOVE a keeper scoring
That must hurt for Chelsea and Leicester
我就爱看门将进球
切尔西和莱斯特城肯定被这记头球扎心了
[–]UOE459 254 points 8 hours ago
This week has been shit after shit for Chelsea fans
对切尔西球迷来说，这无疑是翔如潮水的一周
[–]【切尔西】Pedro95 99 points 8 hours ago
West Ham drawing last night is quite literally the only even slightly positive thing to happen this week. Every other result has been awful.
西汉姆昨晚的平局可能是这周以来唯一略显积极的消息了。其他的赛果都很草蛋。
[–]【利物浦】Engheng92 112 points 8 hours ago
You guys get the champions league. Give us the top 4. Deal?
你们拿欧冠。让我们进前四。成交不？
[–]【切尔西】Pedro95 97 points 8 hours ago
I and every other chelsea fan would snatch that deal right out of your hands right now.
包括我本人在内的所有车迷恨不得现在就跟你签约。
[–]OnePieceAce 548 points 8 hours ago
Liverpool now have 36 90th+ game winners in PL history. 13 more then any team
纵观英超历史，利物浦已斩获36记发生在90分钟之后的绝杀球。比其他任何球队都要多出13球。
[–]bretty88 236 points 8 hours ago
That's an incredible stat especially with it being that much more than any other side. You'd imagine most football fans would say for certain it's Man United because of Fergie time.
这真是一项不可思议的数据，尤其是他们居然能比其他球队多那么多压哨绝杀球。可以想象绝大部分足球爱好者肯定以为这项数据是曼联创下的呢，毕竟有弗格森时间的存在。
[–]Agent_DZ-015 100 points 8 hours ago
Fergie time is Kloppage time now. In all seriousness, though, genuinely crazy stat.
弗格森时间现在变成克洛普时间啦。不过说真的，这的确是一项疯狂的统计数据。
[–]velsor 170 points 8 hours ago
On the other hand, United were so dominant for most of PL history that they have probably needed late winners less often than Liverpool. Can't score a 90+ minute winner if you're already leading 2-0.
换句话说，曼联在英超历史上的统治力确实够强，他们比起利物浦来也许对压哨绝杀球的需求更少。你都2-0领先了，自然也不会在90分钟之后还费劲绝杀。
[–]【切尔西】AlphaShotZ 248 points 8 hours ago*
Always rated 5th and two silvers.
我一直觉得第5名和两枚银牌的价值也很高啦
[–]【利物浦】Vaark 180 points 8 hours ago
Give us 4th, you go on to beat City, we all go home happy.
把第四让给我们，你们加油干掉曼城，大家一起回家嗨皮。
[–]【利物浦】Aarondo99 119 points 8 hours ago
Still holding out hope that they somehow both lose
我还是希望欧冠决赛他们两队都能输
[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 62 points 8 hours ago
We thought it was repeat of 2012, little did we know it was a repeat of 2008 and way worse.
我们都以为这是2012年的重演，很少有人知道这其实是2008年的再现，而且也许会更糟
REPLAY：95' 阿利松头球绝杀
[–]megawhat16 2927 points 9 hours ago
I've seen it but I still don't believe it
我的眼睛是瞧见了，但我的大脑依然不能相信
[–]nikhil48 1025 points 7 hours ago
Fuckin hell. I dunno what to do for the rest of the day now. Feels like I've won life. And I didn't do shit
乖乖隆地洞。今天余下的时间我都不知道干点啥好了。感觉自己就像是人生赢家一样。虽然我啥都没干。
[–]【利物浦】diata22 247 points 6 hours ago
Watch the goal on a loop.
进球回放无限循环中
[–]QueueTPie 4751 points 9 hours ago
They fucking did it
他们还真特么搞进去了
[–]【巴萨】MyNameIsUrl1626 2365 points 9 hours ago
Fucking hell. When Mane can’t, Alisson can
我靠。马内不行，阿利松行
[–]【利物浦】MU5A988 1160 points 9 hours ago
100 percent conversion rate
100%射门转化率
[–]【巴萨】Endgame2648 466 points 9 hours ago
He's just Brazilian R9
他就是巴西的R9
[–]【利物浦】LetEmRift 205 points 8 hours ago
Brazilian A1
巴西的A1
[–]【利物浦】dave1992 361 points 8 hours ago
Best finisher in the league.
No one else had 100% conversion rate.
英超最好的终结者
除他以外还有谁能达到100%的射门转化率呢
[–]【拜仁】RoyMakaay 1918 points 8 hours ago
That is genuinely a top class header wtf
卧槽，这记头球堪称顶级
[–]【切尔西】chandlerbing_stats 103 points 5 hours ago
Basically Drogba
差不多跟德罗巴一个意思
[–]【切尔西】cpinkhouse 36 points 3 hours ago
Bruh. Too soon
艹。这么快就cue到我们了吗
[–]【切尔西】parabolically 2869 points 8 hours ago
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
你特么在逗我？
[–]JK7698 660 points 8 hours ago
Hahahaha, I cannot fucking believe that has just happened. Genuinely unreal
哈哈哈哈，完全无法相信真有绝杀这种事。太不真实了
[–]【曼联】Bacon_Boobies 362 points 8 hours ago
Genuinely gobsmacked
目瞪口呆
[–]【切尔西】read_eng_lift 150 points 8 hours ago
Tough week.
这一周真是哔了狗了。
[–]just_dew_eat 3414 points 8 hours ago
That doesn’t happen everyday
这可不是什么平平无奇的时刻
[–]FifaDK 1141 points 8 hours ago
And he dedicates it to his dad. Can tell how much it means for him!
他将这球献给他的父亲。这粒进球对于他的意义溢于言表！
[–]derrickthedildo 551 points 8 hours ago
Alison's crying and I'm crying
阿利松哭了，我也哭了
[–]Ren-91 170 points 8 hours ago
We’re all crying
我们都在哭泣
[–]LelouchNexus 785 points 8 hours ago
Doesn’t even happen in my dreams. What in the hell.
就算在梦里也没见过如此场面。我滴妈耶。
[–]【曼联】DrRashfordPM 497 points 8 hours ago
Can’t even do that in FIFA really
哪怕玩FIFA游戏也玩不出这一招
[–]JK7698 422 points 8 hours ago
I cant believe, Alisson has just scored a 95th minute winner
简直难以置信，阿利松在第95分钟攻入制胜球
[–]【奥格斯堡】Aikeus 323 points 8 hours ago
That was a great header too. It wasn't some shithouse header it was a great far post redirect.
而且也是一记精彩的头球。它可不是那种蒙进去的头球，而是有意识甩头顶向远角的好球。
[–]Edolas93 118 points 8 hours ago
Took it cooler than most strikers would
比大多数中锋都要处理得更为冷静
[–]TannedCroissant 267 points 8 hours ago
Goal of the fucking season, don’t care if someone does an overhead kick from the half way line, this is my goal of the fucking season
赛季最佳进球妥妥的，我才不在乎会不会有人来一脚中场倒钩破门呢，阿利松这个头球就特喵是我心目中的赛季最佳进球
[–]【切尔西】Michealson12 7982 points 8 hours ago222
We’re going to finish 5th due to a goal by Alisson
阿利松这一头把我车撞到第5名了
[–]【利物浦】Gurmee_S 2737 points 8 hours ago
Well as you can see, he’s a better finisher than Mane and Firmino combined. Did you consider that?
正如你所看到的，阿利松是比马内和菲尔米诺加起来都还强的终结者。难道你就没考虑到这一点吗？
[–]【利物浦】Akira_Nishiki 727 points 8 hours ago
Our competition for the front 3 was with us all along.
我军三叉戟的竞争者原来一直都在阵中。
[–]【利物浦】jconley4297 785 points 8 hours ago
You seen his conversion rate?
你们看过他的射门转化率吗？
[–]【女王公园巡游者】War_Final7 1283 points 8 hours ago
Shots: 1
Goals: 1
#Clinical
射门：1
进球：1
#简洁高效
[–]TannedCroissant 296 points 8 hours ago*
More league goals than Shaqiri this season
Also apparently he’s only the 6th keeper ever to score in the prem. Knew it was rare but didn’t realise that rare
Bet this is the most important one of the lot though, in case anyone is wondering, other 5 are;
Peter Schmeichel
Brad Friedel
Paul Robinson
Tim Howard
Asmir Begovic
阿利松本赛季的联赛进球已超过沙奇里。
同时，他也是英超史上第6位收获进球的守门员。知道这很罕见，但没意识到有这么罕见。
我敢说这也是这六粒门将进球里最重要的一粒，给那些好奇的人科普一下，其他五位门将分别是：
彼得-舒梅切尔
布拉德-弗里德尔
保罗-罗宾逊
蒂姆-霍华德
阿斯米尔-贝戈维奇
[–]【利物浦】mkhaytman 238 points 8 hours ago
The other 5 scored with a kick apparently. This is the first headed goal by a gk.
其他五位很显然都是用脚破网的。阿利松这个球则是第一个门将头球得分。
[–]【曼联】buzzprostar 119 points 7 hours ago*
Also it’s the only winning goal scored by a goalkeeper.
而且也是第一粒由门将打入的制胜球。
[–]【利物浦】LeStiqsue 1225 points 8 hours ago
We lost the league on an open play goal from a fucking centreback.
而我军当年的联赛冠军则是被一名中后卫（指孔帕尼）的运动战进球踢飞的。
[–]【曼城】3STmotivation 549 points 8 hours ago
With his first shot on target from outside the box in well over 5 years at that point.
而且那还是他五年多来第一脚中目标的禁区外射门。
[–]【利物浦】dfla01 311 points 8 hours ago
As long as you win the CL all will be fine. Plus we’ve got bloody Burnley coming up
你车只要拿下欧冠就没啥可担心的。而且我军还有该死的伯恩利要打呢
[–]【切尔西】Sc6TDWK7sa4ZTiLgS78 134 points 8 hours ago
If only if it was that easy
真有你说的那么容易就好了
[–]【利物浦】dfla01 282 points 8 hours ago
Just sign drogba for one night only
要不跟德罗巴再签一夜的合同？
[–]【桑托斯】guguz3ra 933 points 8 hours ago
At the end there he said “Thanks father” sent me chills
最后他那句“感谢父亲”，让我激动不已
[–]【保加利亚】NoNameJackson 93 points 8 hours ago
Incredible 😭😭😭
太不可思议了 😭😭😭
[–]【利物浦】dstudgeismydad 189 points 8 hours ago
His interview right now is nice aswell
他这会接受采访所说的话也非常感人
[–]【利物浦】r0bski2 62 points 8 hours ago
He seems like such a lovely guy and deserved that after having such a horrible year.
他看上去真讨人喜欢，在经历如此糟糕的一年后，这是他应得的结果。
[–]AsparagusOwn1799 130 points 8 hours ago
That made me tear up 😭
我的眼泪也忍不住掉下来了 😭
[–]【纳什维尔SC】Evilcanary 4184 points 8 hours ago
I hate it. But I love it.
恨得牙痒。但也爱若糖霜。
[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 400 points 8 hours ago
Actually a fucking good header as well
而且真特娘的是一记漂亮的头球
[–]【利物浦】Ciancal1 227 points 8 hours ago
We should play a false 1
我们就该打伪1号战术
[–]【阿森纳】lordwelbz2 1803 points 8 hours ago*
Honestly can’t be mad at that what a header lmaooo
讲真，这球进得人没脾气。多棒的头球啊，哈哈哈哈
[–]Dion14 617 points 8 hours ago
Keepers scoring is always a pleasure to witness imo
门将进球一直都是人民群众喜闻乐见的事情
[–]【切尔西】agent_kowalski 362 points 8 hours ago
Not only that but the goal itself was beautiful. Crazy stuff
不止如此，进球本身也很美妙。真疯狂
[–]sofars0fast 689 points 8 hours ago
Not even a Liverpool fan and I’m smiling so hard. Only thing you have to wonder is why keepers go up 10,000 times per 1 header scored? Dude made it look easy. Other team has nobody spare to Mark them. They’re usually tall mfs too.
我不是利物浦球迷，但我脸上的笑容已经不能再灿烂了。你唯一会有疑惑的地方在于，为啥有10000次守门员冲入禁区的机会却只有1次能头球破门？阿利松让这种事看起来很简单。其他球队往往挪不出人手去盯防门将。而且他们身高也很有优势。
[–]FakeCatzz 291 points 8 hours ago
Statistically speaking teams only score off about 2% of corners anyway.
从统计学的角度来说，毕竟利用角球机会得分的几率也只有2%而已。
[–]【希门巴东】DontSayIMean 527 points 8 hours ago
About time he hasn't scored for ages
也差不多该他进球了，这都好几年没开过张
[–]【美国】irish711 126 points 5 hours ago
For real tho. £66mil and only 1 goal to show for it. Overrated.
可说是呢。6600万镑的身价，却只有1球入账。水货。
[–]Ohayeabee 1715 points 8 hours ago
Ali: “FINE ILL DO IT MYSELF!”
阿利松：“算了，老子亲自上！”
[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 491 points 8 hours ago
The ultimate False 9
究极伪9号
[–]C_stat 158 points 8 hours ago
False 1 FTFY
Guardiola exposed
准确来说是伪1号
瓜迪奥拉的战术藏不住了
[–]Ohayeabee 134 points 8 hours ago
Stick Bobby in goal, Ali up front. What could go wrong
菲尔米诺守门，阿利松突前。能出什么岔子呢？
[–]【利物浦】RIGGSY13 99 points 8 hours ago
No-look saves incoming
No-look扑救即将呈现
[–]【切尔西】scgavin 1029 points 9 hours ago
Are you fucking serious
沃日，来真的吗？
[–]【切尔西】IntrepidMeeseeks 208 points 9 hours ago
Can we restart this week please
我们可以重启这个礼拜吗，拜托了
[–]【拉姆斯博滕联】Tootsiesclaw 237 points 8 hours ago
Menu -> Quit to FM Start Screen -> Do you want to save before quitting? Unsaved progress will be lost. -> No. -> Load last game -> "Shit, I forgot to save after Real Madrid..."
菜单 -> 返回FM开始界面 -> 你想在退出之前保存游戏吗？未保存的游戏进度将会丢失。 -> 不。 -> 读取最近的存档 -> “草，打完皇马之后忘记保存了……”
[–]【利物浦】Dildo_Warfare 299 points 9 hours ago
😭😭😭
[–]【曼联】Bhasito 126 points 9 hours ago
Im actually in disbelief. What the fuck just happened i cant believe my eyes
我真的完全不敢相信。刚才究竟发生了什么，我的眼睛是不是在骗我
[–]【利物浦】Dildo_Warfare 131 points 9 hours ago
Same mate LOL. If I was a chelsea or leicester fan I’d have flipped my coffee table in anger and confusion
俺也一样。如果我是切尔西或者莱斯特城球迷的话，我早就怒掀咖啡桌了。
[–]vikingvikas 50 points 10 hours ago
Alisson averages a goal every 127 games for Liverpool whereas Jamie Carragher averaged a goal every 184 games for Liverpool.
同样是代表利物浦出战，阿利松平均每127场比赛能够打进一球，而卡拉格每184场才能打进一球。
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