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When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways.
兹拉坦过马路的时候,车子要小心观察两边
Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel
兹拉坦的蛋蛋上不长毛,因为钢铁上长不了毛
You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'.
任何人都无法使用“ZLATAN”做密码,因为这几个字太冲了
Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
每天早上兹拉坦的闹钟会被兹拉坦闹醒
Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right.
兹拉坦从不左转,因为他所做的一切都是对的(同右转)
Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
兹拉坦有一天去跳伞,结果降落伞失效没打开;第二天兹拉坦带着降落伞去索赔要求退款
When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
当兹拉坦健身的时候,健身器械会变得更强
Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers.
兹拉坦曾经和超人比赛过一次,赌注是输家必须从此开始内裤外穿
Zlatan went to school so he could be studied.
兹拉坦去上学是因为他是被学习对象
Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan.
任何相机都拍不出兹拉坦的照片,没有事物能从兹拉坦那里那走任何东西
Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook .
兹拉坦能从脸书上撕下一页书
Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
兹拉坦曾经用一只鸟杀死了两块石头
There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.
瑞典曾经有条街叫兹拉坦,后来不得不改名,因为没有人能活着过那条马路
Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
兹拉坦曾经被碟中谍导演组相中,但兹拉坦觉得电影的名字对它是一种侮辱所以拒绝了(不可能的任务)
When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways.
兹拉坦过马路的时候,车子要小心观察两边
Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel
兹拉坦的蛋蛋上不长毛,因为钢铁上长不了毛
You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'.
任何人都无法使用“ZLATAN”做密码,因为这几个字太冲了
Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
每天早上兹拉坦的闹钟会被兹拉坦闹醒
Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right.
兹拉坦从不左转,因为他所做的一切都是对的(同右转)
Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
兹拉坦有一天去跳伞,结果降落伞失效没打开;第二天兹拉坦带着降落伞去索赔要求退款
When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
当兹拉坦健身的时候,健身器械会变得更强
Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers.
兹拉坦曾经和超人比赛过一次,赌注是输家必须从此开始内裤外穿
Zlatan went to school so he could be studied.
兹拉坦去上学是因为他是被学习对象
Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan.
任何相机都拍不出兹拉坦的照片,没有事物能从兹拉坦那里那走任何东西
Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook .
兹拉坦能从脸书上撕下一页书
Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
兹拉坦曾经用一只鸟杀死了两块石头
There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.
瑞典曾经有条街叫兹拉坦,后来不得不改名,因为没有人能活着过那条马路
Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
兹拉坦曾经被碟中谍导演组相中,但兹拉坦觉得电影的名字对它是一种侮辱所以拒绝了(不可能的任务)
兹拉坦曾连续两天旷课,后来这两天被定为双休日
兹拉坦曾连续两天旷课,后来这两天被定为双休日
这……🐶
这……🐶
兹拉坦曾连续两天旷课,后来这两天被定为双休日
兹拉坦曾连续两天旷课,后来这两天被定为双休日
兹拉坦训练迟到,教练因此训斥其他队员过早到场
兹拉坦训练迟到,教练因此训斥其他队员过早到场
兹拉坦走到了污渍的兵线边,污渍离开了
兹拉坦走到了污渍的兵线边,污渍离开了
“你以后长大了想当什么?”兹拉丹问他的父亲
“你以后长大了想当什么?”
兹拉丹问他的父亲
哈哈哈哈这个太好笑了
哈哈哈哈这个太好笑了
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