[美国JRs之声]美国网友分享NBA球员无法证实的趣事，马特-巴恩斯为考辛斯背黑锅？

凯尔特人球迷：欧文那条太特么一阵见血了。

[–]LakersKobeBeanRambis 50 指標 10小時前

I'd put money on it. If any of you guys would also like to put money on it hmu, I've got a special way we can all make money together.

湖人球迷：我会押那条是真的。如果其他人也想押注的话就私聊我，我有一个特殊的方式来让我们一起发家致富。

[–]Knicksh_cit[S] 168 指標 12小時前*

Pyramid=triangles=illuminati

尼克斯球迷：金字塔=三角形=光明会。

[–]PistonsTimRigginsPanther 477 指標 11小時前

Kyrie out here peddling knives to his teammates.

活塞球迷：向队友推销*河蟹*的欧文？

[–]Knicksh_cit[S] 356 指標 11小時前

"This blade is sharper than the edge of the earth! gets fired and switches to Herbalife

尼克斯球迷：欧文：“这刀的刀刃比地球的边缘还锋利！”

欧文随即被炒鱿鱼，转投康宝莱。[译注3]

[译注3]：金字塔传销是康宝莱公司的主要营销手段。

凯尔特人球迷：无体位的啪啪是什么玩意？我正在工作，我真心不想查这个词。

[–]RaptorsDeArmani_DeBooker 1440 指標 13小時前

instead of having pg, sg, sf, pf and c rail the wifey, its just ball handlers, wings and bigs

猛龙球迷：无位置之性意味着在袭击老婆的洞穴时没有控卫、分卫、小前、大前和中锋的分工，而是换成了控“球”手，侧翼和大块头。

[–][WAS] Moses Maloneburnerfret 324 指標 13小時前

Is Stevens there coaching?

奇才球迷：史蒂文斯在旁边执教吗？

[–]Knicksh_cit[S] 159 指標 12小時前

"Alright guys, they're tightening up down low remember to keep moving and keep that energy high"

尼克斯球迷：史蒂文斯：“伙计们，他们正向内收缩，记住要一直移动，保持能量高涨！”

[–]Lakerstylerjfrancke 131 指標 10小時前

"Don't get caught ball watching."

湖人球迷：“别因为一直盯着“球”而漏人！”

Also it's sad but I think Carmelo might be going through some sort of depression and denial of the fact that he's not the same player he used to be.

森林狼球迷：帕金斯那条绝对是真实的。

另外，挺悲哀的是安东尼可能正经历着某种形式的抑郁症，并拒绝承认自己已经不是以前的那个安东尼了。

[–]Knicksh_cit[S] 344 指標 12小時前*

Yeah man I've definitely thought that, cant be fun when your wife leaves you, you have to move away from your home and your son, and everybody all of a sudden is telling you that you suck at your job within a year

Edit: he may be doing just fine

尼克斯球迷：是啊，我曾经也有过这样的推测。当你的妻子离开了你，你还不得不搬离你的家和儿子外地出差，然后在一年之内，突然之间所有人都说你工作做的烂爆了，想必你也很难开心吧。

编辑：等等，他现在小日子好像过得不错。

[–]PistonsTimRigginsPanther 169 指標 11小時前*

Alternatively, this.

Real talk, the man just opted in to make $28 million next year. He is rolling in money, seems to be on the mend with his wife and has overcome difficult situations in his personal life to become incredibly successful

活塞球迷：另外，还有这个：

When putting together promotional gear for heat games, one of the items is a signed basketball by the entire roster.

The players line up and sign each of the 10 or so basketball.

热火球迷：我不能证明这个，但是

每次热火为比赛准备宣传物品时，其中一项是全队签名的篮球。

球员们就那样排好队，每个人签下10个左右的篮球。

Hassan Whiteside signed the first 3 balls before taking the sharpie and dragging it along all the balls smirking and laughing before walking out.

One of the few instances of clownery that didn’t rub well with the heat.

大白边首先签了前三个球，然后他边傻笑边拖着笔划过了后面所有的球，接着就径直走出了球馆。这是白边哗众取宠的一个例子，热火方面对他的这种行为不太感冒。

I mentioned it two years ago and said that the personalities clashed but was called a liar and told “oh yeah I’m sure you’re a reliable source of interpersonal relations for the heat”

我在两年前提到过这个故事，也说了白边的性格跟热火球队文化的冲突。结果大家却说我是一个骗子，酸我说：“哦肯定了，你说的绝对是真的，现在热火内部人际关系这方面，你是绝对可靠的消息源。”

[–]Knicksh_cit[S] 540 指標 12小時前

Jeez, that's not a good look. I still have a soft spot in my heart for efficient traditional big men so I've always tried to cut him some slack but it really seems like that dude fucked right off the second he got paid

尼克斯球迷：天哪，这可不太讲究啊。我仍然对高效的传统大个子情有独钟，所以我经常试图去给白边放松下要求。但是，似乎他在拿到大合同的那一刻起就完犊子了。

[–][TOR] Delon WrightDelonWright 358 指標 12小時前

Based off your account age and karma, I’ll take this as 100% fact.

猛龙球迷：看了你（层主）的账号年龄和声望，我选择相信你说的百分百是实话。

[–]Wizardsspandexrecks 151 指標 10小時前

Jeez at first I thought I was reading a copypasta. I was sure this was gonna end on something about electric infeterrance or whatever.

If he really does act like that easy to see why he didn't get played much despite his talents. Unfortunate cause I had heard that he matured a lot.

奇才球迷：天哪，一开始我还以为这又是个什么伪装成小故事的梗呢，我还信心满满地觉得结尾一定会来个喜剧反转。

但如果白边真的这么做了，就很容易理解为什么天赋异禀的他没得到太多的出场机会。这也挺不幸的，因为我之前听说他已经成熟了许多啊。

森林狼球迷：2012年，乐福并不是因为他用拳头做俯卧撑才导致的手掌骨折。实际情况是这样：当时的乐福抓包女友出轨，并用拳头狠狠教育了给他戴绿帽子的那个男人。当时我认识一些森林狼的工作人员。虽然他们没人能真正证实这种说法，但同时他们也都不认为乐福骨折是因为做拳头俯卧撑。

[–]peppermintpattymills 92 指標 5小時前

Whoa. This is trippy because I've literally never thought twice about this injury and yeah, I don't know HOW he broke his knuckles but breaking them by doing knuckle pushups seems weird now that I think about it.

马刺球迷：哇哦。这脑回路可挺精彩，因为我从来没好好想过乐福受伤的原因。是，我不知道他是怎么弄伤指关节的，但仔细一想，如果指关节受伤是因为做拳头俯卧撑的话，那实在有点奇怪啊。

[–]BloodMossHunter 64 指標 5小時前

need pics of Kevin Love's girlfriends. You can't do much better as a girl in Minny than KLove unless you're fucking Rubio. Also, I hit on his gf/(or chick he was with) at W mpls. She gave me 3 sentences or so until he just tapped the spot on the couch next to him (he was next to us) and off she went again.

没乐福女友（们）的照片你说个28？明尼苏达的妞是找不到比乐福更如意的郎君了，除非你是特么的卢比奥。而且我在明尼阿波利斯西部撩过一次他的女朋友（或是和他在一起玩的妞）。她跟我说了大概三句话，然后，乐福拍了拍他身边空着的座位（他挨着我们），她就马上乖乖坐过去了。

新秀赛季的泰勒-汉斯布鲁撩过我的高中同学（通过短信）。

Source: used to live near Monta when he lived in the Bay

湖人球迷：蒙塔-埃利斯在万圣节时喜欢关掉所有灯，然后假装他不在家（这样就不用给来敲门的小孩糖吃了）。

消息源：在埃利斯住湾区那会儿，我离他家挺近。

I know for an absolute fact that Dan Gilbert, billionaire owner of the Caveliers, sits when he pees.

超音速球迷：我不敢相信我要这么做，因为泄露以下信息对我来说存在职业风险……不过还是分享一下吧：

我百分之百确定丹-吉尔伯特——骑士队的亿万富翁老板——坐着撒尿。

Long story short I interned at a company he owns, and in the process of showing him where the bathroom was we struck up conversation that he continued into the stall as he relieved himself. Both of the urinals were available.

长话短说，当时我在他的一个公司实习，我恰好为不知道厕所在哪的他带了一波路。我们边走边聊天，然后他进了厕所的隔间去解手，当时两个小便池都空着……

It also happened to be the day of Game 4 of the 2016 Finals, the game where everyone was speculating as to whether or not Kevin Love would play since they won Game 3 without him. He told me about their mindgame strategy to confuse GSW about whether or not their starting lineup would include Love.

这件事恰好发生在2016年总决赛第四场那天。当时所有人都在猜测乐福能不能上场，因为骑士在乐福缺席的情况下赢下了第三场。丹-吉尔伯特告诉我，骑士不宣布乐福是不是首发出战实际上是招心理战术，目的是为了迷惑勇士。

For about 8 hours that one day in 2016, I was an NBA insider.

I can't prove it, but I could reveal personal information about myself that would give circumstantial evidence backing my claim. Don't think I'll do that though, sorry.

在2016年那一天中短短的8个小时里，我是NBA圈内人士！

我不能给你们证明这件事真发生了，我确实可以透露一些我的个人信息来间接支持我的言论。不过，我不认为我会冒这个险，对不起。

My buddy’s dad is a cop and saw the footage.

尼克斯球迷：大家都知道几年前的马特-巴恩斯夜店袭人事件吧？据我所知，事实上，打人的并不是巴恩斯，而是考辛斯。巴恩斯只是为考辛斯背了黑锅。

我老铁的爸爸是个警察，他看到了监控录像。

[–]TimberwolvesPM_ME_YOUR_TEDDYS 237 指標 9小時前

Good guy Matt Barnes

森林狼球迷：好人巴恩斯

[–]Warriorsfopiecechicken 170 指標 9小時前

Sat what you will about the guy, but he's a hell of a team player.

勇士球迷：巴恩斯你们爱咋说咋说，但他确实是个不错的团队球员啊！

I've told this story here before but I 100% know about the type of person Westbrook is. Personally watched him stop his Lambo on May Ave by Quail Springs Mall to help a guy whose car had broken down and the guy's face when he saw who was telling him to get in looked like he had seen a ghost. He didn't know what to do, but the guy eventually came over and got in Russ' car and off they went, presumably to get him to get gas or an Autozone.

雷霆球迷：我之前讲过这个故事：我百分之百了解威少是个什么样的人。

我亲眼见到他在鹌鹑泉购物中心边上的五月大道停下他的兰博基尼，就为了去帮助一个车抛锚的路人。当那个路人看到是谁让他进自己的车时，表情就像是见了鬼一样。他的大脑一片空白，但最后那人还是进了威少的车离开了，威少大概是为了给他弄点汽油或是去买汽车零配件了。

It's also possible I'm only 98% sure and Russ took him to a field somewhere and left him for dead.

也存在另一种可能，我只是98%确定哈：威少把他带到了什么荒郊野岭然后撂下他等死了。

[–]ThunderKanterIHardlyKnowHer 247 指標 9小時前

Russ wears cargo shorts from Old Navy.

Stood next to him in line around early June 2010 and he bought two pairs of boxer briefs and a pair of khaki cargo shorts. Dead serious. He was wearing a red tshirt with "All Star Weekend 2010" on it. I said "That's a sweet shirt" and he said "Thanks man." Then we stood in silence.

雷霆球迷：威少穿旧海军牌的工装短裤。

这事大概发生在2010年的六月初，当时我站在他旁边排队，他买了两条四角内裤和一条卡其色的工装短裤。我一点也不开玩笑。他穿着一个红色的体恤，上面写着“2010年全明星周末”。我跟他说：“你这衣服挺好看的。”他回答：“谢了兄弟。”然后我们就一言不发地站在那里排队。

When Markieff went down with that crazy ankle sprain in the playoffs a year or two ago and then seemed perfectly normal the next game. Him and Marcus gave the ol switcharoo and Marcus played one playoff game for the Wizards. I can’t ever prove it but damn I believe it.

活塞球迷：我不记得是一年还是两年前的季后赛，马基夫-莫里斯严重扭伤了脚踝，然后在下一场比赛里像没事人一样。我的理论是：他和马库斯进行了身份交换，马库斯为奇才打了一场季后赛。我永远无法证实这件事，但是我就是相信它是真的。

[–]shanmustafa 571 指標 13小時前

Jeff Hornacek absolutely murdered people in Utah and instead of getting tear drop tattoos he rubbed his face during freethrows

杰夫-霍纳塞克一定在犹他州杀过不少人。（为了纪念他杀的人）他没有纹泪滴的纹身，而是选择在罚球时摸自己的脸。

[–]Knicksocamocam 167 指標 12小時前

Speaking of Jeff Hornacek, I like the thought that Dotson fucked his wife or something because he had a killer game and got zero minutes for the rest of the year

尼克斯球迷：说起杰夫-霍纳塞克，我喜欢多特森上过他老婆这个说法。因为在多特森打了一场大放异彩级别的比赛后，那赛季他再也没上过场。

Phil Jackson got fired on purpose he didn’t start trying to trade PZ until his contract was guaranteed

猛龙球迷：菲尔-杰克逊是故意让自己被炒鱿鱼的。在自己进入保障合同期后。他马上就开始试图交易波神。

[–]Knicksh_cit[S] 164 指標 12小時前

He just wanted Jeanie to love him again

尼克斯球迷：禅师只是想让珍妮-巴斯再爱自己一次啊！

[–]PistonsTimRigginsPanther 120 指標 12小時前

I believe it. He saw the Knicks were nowhere close to a title, got tired/bored and said "fuck it. fire me and pay me."

活塞球迷：我相信层主。当时他看到尼克斯离总冠军太遥远了，所以就感觉累了或无聊了，然后他说：“TMD，给老子解雇了吧！然后把遣散金砸我脸上！“

Zach Randolph is an underground business mogul in Memphis

扎克-兰多夫是孟菲斯的地下商业大亨。

[–]Shauerkraut 334 指標 13小時前

Popovich definitely killed some people during his time in Air Force intelligence. He has that certain look about him like you just know he’s done things that should never be spoken of again.

波波维奇在为美国空军情报机构服役期间一定杀过人。他有种表情给人感觉就好像他一定干过什么不能再被提及的事情。

[–]Spurspajamaz 1140 指標 12小時前

Kawhi is a staunch conservative and pop has alienated him in the locker room

马刺球迷：伦纳德是一名坚定的保守主义者（*河蟹*），所以波波维奇在更衣室里疏远了他。

[–]Knicksh_cit[S] 353 指標 11小時前

I knew he was high brow the second he started throwing those "indubitably's" around

尼克斯球迷：我就说嘛！看到他天天在那“毋庸置疑”“毋庸置疑”的我就知道他肯定是个酸腐的高级知识分子啊！

[–]JustANotchAboveToby 123 指標 7小時前

"I'm not playing for this team any longer I do declare" – Kawhi

“本人就此庄严隆重宣布，我将不再为这支球队效力。“伦纳德说。

[–]Knickssonfoa 197 指標 10小時前

That actually might be a thing. Maybe it slipped that Kawhi voted for Trump and Pop started acting more frigid towards him and that is what started this beef.

尼克斯球迷：这实际上还真有可能。有可能伦纳德为特朗普投票这件事被泄露了出去，然后波波开始对他表现得更加冷淡，这就是为什么两人结下了梁子。

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