A rundown of all the curses regarding the NBA Finals (self.nba)
NBA总决赛诅咒的一次大总结
ESPN洋溢诅咒：ESPN洋溢在预测总决赛胜者的正确数上是6中0。今年他预测勇士将会拿下NBA总冠军。
马刺诅咒：从2008年起，每一只淘汰了马刺的球队都会在下一轮输球。
阿拉巴马诅咒：詹姆斯还从来没在阿拉巴马没有拿下当年全国冠军的情况下夺过冠。
吐司机诅咒：在汤普森给那个吐司机签名后，勇士还是27胜0负。这是骑士必须要打破的一个诅咒。
乐福还从来没输掉过一个季后赛的系列赛：这个我怎么能忘了。
我有忘掉了哪些么？你们觉得有什么诅咒会被打破？
PS：那些我漏掉了的
詹姆斯领跑联盟两分球命中数排行的诅咒：詹姆斯只有在常规赛领跑了联盟两分球命中数的情况下才能夺冠。今年他没能领跑。
詹姆斯总决赛赢球规律：现在詹姆斯在总决赛里比赛的结果有个规律，负负胜胜负负胜。这意味着接下来会是一场胜利。
詹姆斯在奇才打进季后赛的时候从来没有赢下过总决赛。
奥尼尔的诅咒：1984年后的每支冠军球队都有一名跟奥尼尔做过队友的球员。今年骑士有詹姆斯，勇士有马特巴恩斯所以这条诅咒今年不会生效。
从2014年开始每支冠军球队都会有一名澳大利亚球员。这条诅咒成立的时间还太短，所以效力不会很强。
Stephen A. Smith curse: SAS is 0-6 in predicting the winner of the Finals (Source). He predicted the Warriors will win in 7 this year (Source).
San Antonio Spurs Curse: Every Western team that eliminated San Antonio since 2008 lost in the very next round (Source).
Alabama Curse: LeBron James has never won a Championship if Alabama doesn't win the National Championship that year (Source).
Toaster curse: The Warriors are now 27-0 with Klay Thompson since he signed u/RDollaz's toaster (Source). This is a curse that the Cavs have to overcome.
Kevin Love has never lost a playoff series: How could I forget this one?
Am I missing any? What curse do you think will be broken?
Edit: The ones I missed:
LeBron leads league in 2 pt field goal curse: LeBron James only wins the Finals if he leads the league in 2 point field goal makes during the regular season. He has not led this year. (Source, thanks /u/HottestDude)
LeBron Finals win pattern: So far Lebron's finals outcomes had a pattern of LLWWLLW. This suggests an upcoming W (thanks /u/HottestDude).
LeBron James has never won a title when the Washington Wizards make the playoffs. (/u/haidfs_a )
The Shaq Curse: Every NBA Champion since 1984 had a player who was teammates with Shaq at some point in time. This year has LeBron and Matt Barnes so this curse will not take effect this year. (/u/Foi_ )
Since 2014 every championship team has had an Australian player: This curse may be too new to take too much effect. (/u/kewroad )
[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 521 指標 1 天前
LeBron James has never won a title when the Washington Wizards make the playoffs.
詹姆斯在奇才打进季后赛的时候从来没有赢下过总决赛
[–]76ersRisuna23 230 指標 1 天前
My God that's the equalizer
这不是给别的诅咒中和掉了。
[–]Lakersthe_far_yard 139 指標 23小時前
Goodness me. It's an invisible Wall
天啊，这不是一堵看不见的沃尔（墙）么
[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 72 指標 1 天前
I'll also add that he's only won the championship when Barack Obama was president. And when François Hollande was president of France.
还有詹姆斯只在奥巴马在任的时候拿到过总冠军，而且奥朗德还一直是法国总统。
[–]PelicansLouLouis 66 指標 1 天前
To counter that, Golden State has never won a championship with Mike Pence as the Vice President. Checkmate
为了抵消掉这条的效力。勇士在麦克彭斯（现任美国副总统，今年刚上任）当副总统的时候还从来没拿到过总冠军。反将一军。
[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 33 指標 23小時前
The Warriors haven't won the NBA finals since David Bowie died
勇士在DavidBowie去世后（去年）还没赢过NBA总决赛。
[–]KnicksFoi_ 114 指標 1 天前
The Shaq "Curse"?: If your team doesnt have a player who played with Shaq you wont win/ If your team does have a player that played with Shaq your chances are way higher. (since 1984)
奥尼尔的诅咒：如果你的队里没有跟奥尼尔做过队友的球员你就赢不了。如果你的队里有跟奥尼尔做过队友的球员，那夺冠的概率就高了。
[–][TOR] Delon Wrightredsnake1377 163 指標 1 天前
both teams have a shaq teammate. lebron and matt barnes
两支队里都有奥尼尔的前队友，詹姆斯和巴恩斯。
[–]CavaliersNaywe 125 指標 1 天前
Well i guess that just means they're both gonna win.
我猜这意味着两支球队最后都要赢球了呗。
[–]NBAI_love_supreme 66 指標 1 天前
The Shaq connection is necessary but not sufficient for a win.
奥尼尔这条只是必须存在，但不意味着有就一定会赢。
[–]Raptors BandwagonNotamouselover 182 指標 1 天前
Lebron and Tom Brady have never won in the same season.
詹姆斯和汤姆布雷迪从来没在同一个赛季夺冠。
[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoOmnimark 76 指標 1 天前
I mean, LeBron and I haven't won in the same season either. You're just coupling two relatively infrequent occurrences.
我看，詹姆斯和我也从来没在同一个赛季夺过冠呢，你这就是把两件本来发生频率都不高的事情强行拼凑到一起罢了。
[–]theresistance69 380 指標 1 天前
Toaster is not a curse, it is a blessing.
吐司机那条不是个诅咒，而是保佑。
[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 229 指標 1 天前*
Actually. THE TOASTER IS A LIE
We have misunderstood it's powers. We all assumed that since they have been winning, that it is a blessing, but we were wrong. It is a great and powerful magical object being used to destroy the Warrior's enemies.
Of their last 28 games, 20 have came against playoff teams. Only 4 of those teams have had all 5 of their starters. 8 of them were against non-playoff teams.
实际上吐司机这是一个谎言。
我们都曲解了它的能力，因为他们一直在赢球，所以我们都把它当作是保佑了。但我们都错了。他实际上是一个强大有魔法的物体用来摧毁勇士的对手的。
他们最后的28场球里，20场对阵的是季后赛球队。只有四场比赛，勇士的对手凑齐了自己的首发五虎。而其余有八场比赛，对阵的是最后的非季后赛球队。
[–]MagicQolx 43 指標 23小時前*
LBJ won championships in years that ended in consecutive prime numbers (2012 * 2013) and the product of those two previous prime numbers (2016). 2017 might be triple bonus for him because 7, 17, and 2017 are prime numbers. The pattern also suggests LBJ may win in 2019 (next consecutive prime #) and 2021 (3 * 7 = 21). His last Finals victory could be as late as 2027 (next prime # after 2017; LBJ will be 41 - a prime number).
詹姆斯之前拿到的冠军是在年份最后一个数字是连续的质数的时候（2012，2013）以及最后一位是他们的乘积的年份（2016）.2017年可能对他来说是三重利好，因为7，17，2017都是质数。这个规则还显示詹姆斯可能会在2019年夺冠（就是接下来的连续质数收尾年）以及2021年（3*7=21）。他的最后一次总决赛赢球可能会一直到2027年才出现（2017年后面的下一个质数，詹姆斯到时候会是41岁了—又是一个质数）
[–]okaycoolokaybool 32 指標 21小時前
you put too much time into this
老铁你这费心了。
[–]Philipo1985 12 指標 1 天前
How about the Kendrick Lamar album pattern? That deserves some mention
还有Kendrick Lamar的规律呢？这也该提一下
[–]76ersMarcheesio 2 指標 1 天前
What is that one?
这是哪个？
[–]Cavaliers BandwagonSnorlax_spiritanimal 22 指標 1 天前
It looks like the year after Kendrick Lamar releases an album Lebron will Win the finals
就是每次Lamar放出一张专辑，接下来的一年詹姆斯就会赢下总决赛。
[–]Mavericks BandwagonCark_Muban 81 指標 1 天前
My friends predictions are on par with SAS, actually even worse. It gets to the point where he will call a shot, and it always misses. He predicted the warriors would win in 6.
So my friends curse, SAS curs, and the Spurs curse? My god, is that the unholy trinity for the warriors
我朋友的预测跟ESPN洋溢差不多，甚至还要更过分一点。到了有时候他会猜投篮进不进，而且每次都猜错的地步。他预测勇士会6场赢球。
所以我朋友的诅咒，ESPN洋溢的诅咒，还有马刺的魔咒？天啊，这对于勇士真是不幸三连击呀。
翻译：@不剩菜
A rundown of all the curses regarding the NBA Finals (self.nba)
NBA总决赛诅咒的一次大总结
ESPN洋溢诅咒：ESPN洋溢在预测总决赛胜者的正确数上是6中0。今年他预测勇士将会拿下NBA总冠军。
马刺诅咒：从2008年起，每一只淘汰了马刺的球队都会在下一轮输球。
阿拉巴马诅咒：詹姆斯还从来没在阿拉巴马没有拿下当年全国冠军的情况下夺过冠。
吐司机诅咒：在汤普森给那个吐司机签名后，勇士还是27胜0负。这是骑士必须要打破的一个诅咒。
乐福还从来没输掉过一个季后赛的系列赛：这个我怎么能忘了。
我有忘掉了哪些么？你们觉得有什么诅咒会被打破？
PS：那些我漏掉了的
詹姆斯领跑联盟两分球命中数排行的诅咒：詹姆斯只有在常规赛领跑了联盟两分球命中数的情况下才能夺冠。今年他没能领跑。
詹姆斯总决赛赢球规律：现在詹姆斯在总决赛里比赛的结果有个规律，负负胜胜负负胜。这意味着接下来会是一场胜利。
詹姆斯在奇才打进季后赛的时候从来没有赢下过总决赛。
奥尼尔的诅咒：1984年后的每支冠军球队都有一名跟奥尼尔做过队友的球员。今年骑士有詹姆斯，勇士有马特巴恩斯所以这条诅咒今年不会生效。
从2014年开始每支冠军球队都会有一名澳大利亚球员。这条诅咒成立的时间还太短，所以效力不会很强。
Stephen A. Smith curse: SAS is 0-6 in predicting the winner of the Finals (Source). He predicted the Warriors will win in 7 this year (Source).
San Antonio Spurs Curse: Every Western team that eliminated San Antonio since 2008 lost in the very next round (Source).
Alabama Curse: LeBron James has never won a Championship if Alabama doesn't win the National Championship that year (Source).
Toaster curse: The Warriors are now 27-0 with Klay Thompson since he signed u/RDollaz's toaster (Source). This is a curse that the Cavs have to overcome.
Kevin Love has never lost a playoff series: How could I forget this one?
Am I missing any? What curse do you think will be broken?
Edit: The ones I missed:
LeBron leads league in 2 pt field goal curse: LeBron James only wins the Finals if he leads the league in 2 point field goal makes during the regular season. He has not led this year. (Source, thanks /u/HottestDude)
LeBron Finals win pattern: So far Lebron's finals outcomes had a pattern of LLWWLLW. This suggests an upcoming W (thanks /u/HottestDude).
LeBron James has never won a title when the Washington Wizards make the playoffs. (/u/haidfs_a )
The Shaq Curse: Every NBA Champion since 1984 had a player who was teammates with Shaq at some point in time. This year has LeBron and Matt Barnes so this curse will not take effect this year. (/u/Foi_ )
Since 2014 every championship team has had an Australian player: This curse may be too new to take too much effect. (/u/kewroad )
[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 521 指標 1 天前
LeBron James has never won a title when the Washington Wizards make the playoffs.
詹姆斯在奇才打进季后赛的时候从来没有赢下过总决赛
[–]76ersRisuna23 230 指標 1 天前
My God that's the equalizer
这不是给别的诅咒中和掉了。
[–]Lakersthe_far_yard 139 指標 23小時前
Goodness me. It's an invisible Wall
天啊，这不是一堵看不见的沃尔（墙）么
[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 72 指標 1 天前
I'll also add that he's only won the championship when Barack Obama was president. And when François Hollande was president of France.
还有詹姆斯只在奥巴马在任的时候拿到过总冠军，而且奥朗德还一直是法国总统。
[–]PelicansLouLouis 66 指標 1 天前
To counter that, Golden State has never won a championship with Mike Pence as the Vice President. Checkmate
为了抵消掉这条的效力。勇士在麦克彭斯（现任美国副总统，今年刚上任）当副总统的时候还从来没拿到过总冠军。反将一军。
[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 33 指標 23小時前
The Warriors haven't won the NBA finals since David Bowie died
勇士在DavidBowie去世后（去年）还没赢过NBA总决赛。
[–]KnicksFoi_ 114 指標 1 天前
The Shaq "Curse"?: If your team doesnt have a player who played with Shaq you wont win/ If your team does have a player that played with Shaq your chances are way higher. (since 1984)
奥尼尔的诅咒：如果你的队里没有跟奥尼尔做过队友的球员你就赢不了。如果你的队里有跟奥尼尔做过队友的球员，那夺冠的概率就高了。
[–][TOR] Delon Wrightredsnake1377 163 指標 1 天前
both teams have a shaq teammate. lebron and matt barnes
两支队里都有奥尼尔的前队友，詹姆斯和巴恩斯。
[–]CavaliersNaywe 125 指標 1 天前
Well i guess that just means they're both gonna win.
我猜这意味着两支球队最后都要赢球了呗。
[–]NBAI_love_supreme 66 指標 1 天前
The Shaq connection is necessary but not sufficient for a win.
奥尼尔这条只是必须存在，但不意味着有就一定会赢。
[–]Raptors BandwagonNotamouselover 182 指標 1 天前
Lebron and Tom Brady have never won in the same season.
詹姆斯和汤姆布雷迪从来没在同一个赛季夺冠。
[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoOmnimark 76 指標 1 天前
I mean, LeBron and I haven't won in the same season either. You're just coupling two relatively infrequent occurrences.
我看，詹姆斯和我也从来没在同一个赛季夺过冠呢，你这就是把两件本来发生频率都不高的事情强行拼凑到一起罢了。
[–]theresistance69 380 指標 1 天前
Toaster is not a curse, it is a blessing.
吐司机那条不是个诅咒，而是保佑。
[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 229 指標 1 天前*
Actually. THE TOASTER IS A LIE
We have misunderstood it's powers. We all assumed that since they have been winning, that it is a blessing, but we were wrong. It is a great and powerful magical object being used to destroy the Warrior's enemies.
Of their last 28 games, 20 have came against playoff teams. Only 4 of those teams have had all 5 of their starters. 8 of them were against non-playoff teams.
实际上吐司机这是一个谎言。
我们都曲解了它的能力，因为他们一直在赢球，所以我们都把它当作是保佑了。但我们都错了。他实际上是一个强大有魔法的物体用来摧毁勇士的对手的。
他们最后的28场球里，20场对阵的是季后赛球队。只有四场比赛，勇士的对手凑齐了自己的首发五虎。而其余有八场比赛，对阵的是最后的非季后赛球队。
[–]MagicQolx 43 指標 23小時前*
LBJ won championships in years that ended in consecutive prime numbers (2012 * 2013) and the product of those two previous prime numbers (2016). 2017 might be triple bonus for him because 7, 17, and 2017 are prime numbers. The pattern also suggests LBJ may win in 2019 (next consecutive prime #) and 2021 (3 * 7 = 21). His last Finals victory could be as late as 2027 (next prime # after 2017; LBJ will be 41 - a prime number).
詹姆斯之前拿到的冠军是在年份最后一个数字是连续的质数的时候（2012，2013）以及最后一位是他们的乘积的年份（2016）.2017年可能对他来说是三重利好，因为7，17，2017都是质数。这个规则还显示詹姆斯可能会在2019年夺冠（就是接下来的连续质数收尾年）以及2021年（3*7=21）。他的最后一次总决赛赢球可能会一直到2027年才出现（2017年后面的下一个质数，詹姆斯到时候会是41岁了—又是一个质数）
[–]okaycoolokaybool 32 指標 21小時前
you put too much time into this
老铁你这费心了。
[–]Philipo1985 12 指標 1 天前
How about the Kendrick Lamar album pattern? That deserves some mention
还有Kendrick Lamar的规律呢？这也该提一下
[–]76ersMarcheesio 2 指標 1 天前
What is that one?
这是哪个？
[–]Cavaliers BandwagonSnorlax_spiritanimal 22 指標 1 天前
It looks like the year after Kendrick Lamar releases an album Lebron will Win the finals
就是每次Lamar放出一张专辑，接下来的一年詹姆斯就会赢下总决赛。
[–]Mavericks BandwagonCark_Muban 81 指標 1 天前
My friends predictions are on par with SAS, actually even worse. It gets to the point where he will call a shot, and it always misses. He predicted the warriors would win in 6.
So my friends curse, SAS curs, and the Spurs curse? My god, is that the unholy trinity for the warriors
我朋友的预测跟ESPN洋溢差不多，甚至还要更过分一点。到了有时候他会猜投篮进不进，而且每次都猜错的地步。他预测勇士会6场赢球。
所以我朋友的诅咒，ESPN洋溢的诅咒，还有马刺的魔咒？天啊，这对于勇士真是不幸三连击呀。
翻译：@不剩菜
